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Autumn Summers's Biography
Don't attack me while I'm online.
-You were successful in stealing $17,177.00 from Spring Summers.-
-You were successful in stealing $14,637.00 from Elouise Orlav.-
-You were successful in stealing $9,220.00 from Ophelia Fraye.
-You were successful in stealing $7,811.00 from Spring Summers.
-You were successful in stealing $7,661.00 from Elouise Orlav.-

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RealmI'm Seeing Red
Created by Blaize Summers
Viktor Stein 04/21/17 Thank you for the welcome.
Grant Warner 04/21/17 Thanks.
Kai Noire 04/20/17 Autumn
Sorry seemed I misplaced my phone love.
I would love to see you again, and to meet this Lucius.
I'll make sure to bake my very best dessert for the occasion.
Lucius Dalca 04/17/17 Text: My Tum
Never! :D
Lucius Dalca 04/17/17 Text: My Tum
I am not moving even a tiny bit.. Although I will have to say your ass is so much better than mine.. Soooo much.
Lucius Dalca 04/17/17 Text: My Tum
Its hard to resist you and even less this morning.. We can postpone just for a tiny bit ;)
Lucius Dalca 04/17/17 Lucius woke up to find the bed empty of his fiery ginger. He looked around and spotted the note. He read with with a wide smile and almost leaned his face to see if she had sprayed some of her perfume.

"I love that woman so much..." He grin and sent her a text.

Text: All Mine
You are so lovely and beautiful. I needs to kiss you at least for 2 hours this morning.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
I dressed up as a playboy bunny for Easter.
...except the zipper got stuck.
And then Jameson said putting on clothes was a waste of effort still together.
Needless to say, I've still got it. Or he has brain damage. ;)
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
Speaking of, you would be so proud of me.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
I'm more partial to Grant Ward.
I'd climb that like a pole in a SECOND.
So would Jameson, apparently. Omfg.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
Rambo is going to be lethal af. I'll just say 'cheese sandwich' in German and wake him up, Winter Soldier style.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
It's not that pretty of a language. But Jameson could make anything hot.
And he's like...weirdly obsessed with turning my damn baby into a sleeper agent.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
I agree! Any romance language is, really.
Jameson speaks...Czech? Polish?
I don't know. I don't understand it, but we play tapes to Rambo in his mother tongue.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
I know Spanish, and how to speak drug dealer.
Useful as hell.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
Me llamo un poco pero no más bien.
Todo lo que necesitas saber decir es 'más vino' y 'te quiero'.
En el espíritu de eso, te amo mucho.
...I have a lot of time on my hands.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
Well, it's usually fine. But I'm getting fat and have to pee all of the time.
Now I'm eating cheetos in bed. This is true damn love.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
Adventuring is for days when my back isn't killing me / when Jameson isn't needy AF.
Today, my back is killing BECAUSE Jameson is needy AF. ;;))
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
My lips are sealed!
I'm never leaving this bed. I'm comfy AF.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
Pregnant, not dead. ;)
Oh, omg. Okay. Are you two having fun?
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Autumn
Hold on. I need to put clothes on.
vamp_goku 04/16/17

Happy Easter! Muahaha!
Atom Noire 04/16/17 -Comes hopping by in a bunny suit with an orange tabby cat sidekick in his basket-
-hands his adopted sister a basket full of different wines, chocolates, a customized wine glass with her name on it, and stuffed rabbit-
"Happy Easter!
-Hops away to his next victim-
Elouise Orlav 04/16/17 Autumn
My gorgeous best friend! Happy Easter!
What are you and Lucius up to today?
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Gray Taylor is stubborn. Seriously, it is the first thing anyone might figure out about man. As such, he sees the last text from her, considers it for a moment, and then sits back after placing his phone on the desk before him.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
So mere texts from me are good enough for you?
I'm hurt.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Too easy. You want just about everything.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
How else am I to keep you on your toes?
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
I appreciate it.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
You are exhausting. You know that?
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
For you, perhaps.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Please, don't.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
She has phases for hair, too.
Actually, she is the most inconsistent person I know.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Then she will emerge from the tower on July 31st.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
That depends on when I get those cookies.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Not couped. Just protected.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
There will be body guards. Effective ones.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
They are when their apartment is one giant panic room.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Yes. Because now she will be completely safe.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Mystery woman? Hardly.
It's Sarah.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
No you're not.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Women are so difficult.
I'm going to put this task to my secretary. She's a woman. She'll do the right thing.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
It's impossible to keep up. One minute, she's eating nuts and the next it's all wine. But then she's refusing bread, right before demolishing a bag of chips.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Her, clearly. This is all for her apartment.
I don't understand what is so funny.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Yes. I think. Do I just buy one of everything?
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
She's somewhere over the Atlantic. I lost track of time.
But thank you, for that sage advice.
...what do women want?
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Word Master
To be alive is to be well.
I'm trying to grocery shop, but I don't know what women want.
Gray Taylor 04/15/17 Autumn
Of course. I'm alive, I promise.
Gray Taylor 04/14/17 Autumn
Why? Miss me?
Lucius Dalca 04/14/17 Text: My Tum
I can see you put your creative hat on :D
Its cute, love. What's for dinner?
Elouise Orlav 04/14/17 Sistah
I already ate all of my Easter chocolate.
....can I blame Rambo?
Atom Noire 04/13/17 Autumn
Whenever you want!
We are inordinately not busy.
I've been renovating a lot.
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Autumn
Love you too!
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Little Leaf
Temper temper little sister!
You know I don't actually find Lulu to be ugly!
Wasn't even saying he was with they type thing! Everyone has a type and he just happens not to be mine!
Which shouldn't even matter so I have no idea why you are getting mad!
Who give two sh*ts or a f*ck what I think of him?
He makes you happy and he's nice to you, that's all the matters!
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Little Leaf
I have no idea what you are talking about!
None at all!
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Little Leaf
You are adorable!
And we both know that even if Lulu wasn't yours he is NOT my type!
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Little leaf
Or is it!?
I will also accept those!
And I don't care how sexy you find Lulu I want NONE of him!
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Little Leaf
That will work!
Make sure it's nicer than the one you get Blaize!
Or just throw a pretty ribbon on it! I will also accept that!
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Little Leaf
Spain!? Bring me back a souvenir!
And make sure he's hot!
I'll have sky watch them then!
The worst fate the will suffer with her is being dressed up!
Winter Summers 04/13/17 Little Leaf
Could you be the best sister in the whole wide world and take care of Frank and Whiskers for like two days?
I left my silky briefs in The Order Compound.
And I NEED those!
And Jameson wont send them to me so I have to go after them myself.
He's holding them hostage!
Lucius Dalca 04/12/17 Text: My Tum
How much would it cost?
Elouise Orlav 04/12/17 Autumn
I love you, and I love Lucius and I appreciate you both!
I left you both a note and a nice bottle of red.
Sick dog emergency!
Lucius Dalca 04/12/17 Text: My Tum
Because he wouldn't be able to do drugs?
Wait.... You want to buy a house... What kinda house we talkin about? Like a trailer?
Lucius Dalca 04/11/17 Text: My Tum
You are too, lovely!
Interesting... I wonder why Winter claims to be broke. I think that might be a tactic then :O
Lucius Dalca 04/11/17 Text: My Tum
Its all been taken care of my love. Although I thought your family was broke?? Blaize has a jet? Really??
Lucius Dalca 04/11/17 Text: My Tum
Then what do you wanna do while in Barcelona?
Lucius Dalca 04/11/17 Text: My Tum
Oh we will be great! Do you wanna see a soccer game? Never been a fan per se but I heard the big stadium is fun.
Lucius Dalca 04/11/17 Text: My Tum
Un poco. Why?
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text My Tum
Opps! I am good though. I am not into drugs. You are the only addiction I need ;-)
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 -pads in-
-wearing Panda onesie, hood and all-
I know I snore, mmkay.
-big, sleepy baby-
I'm here for pizza. And to use you as a human pillow again.
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text: WD
Eh... Ill be in the room. I'll give you that much.
No drugs! Let's keep this to drinks. You know sane and normal.
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
Sorry I fell asleep and drooled at brunch. And in the Maserati after brunch. And on your lap while we watched The Notebook. Generally just sorry for drooling.
...who tf carried me to bed? I'm so comfy. What's for dinner? Donuts?
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text:  My Tum 
God you are so freaking adorable... Love you and miss you too! Me and Winter are gaming! 
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 -stalks in-
-actually put together-
You kind of look like the llama, f-y-i.
Alright, woman. I'm starving, I require a limited quantity of alcohol, and some serious girl talk.
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Slave Driver
The jeans are on, woman.
And the real bra. So, you're getting the whole show.
I can't wait until I'm a mom and no one can judge me for walking around like the hot mess I am.
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
Wtf. It's brunch, not a wedding.
Some sort of vacation...
I'm only putting real pants on because I want waffles like no ones f*cking business.
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
Who wants their...y'know what, nevermind.
I love you. I literally love you so much.
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
Okay, Ms. Adorable. You've redeemed yourself.
Can we go get brunch? I want a mimosa.
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
That's because my husband is a buzzkill.
Except I crash and burn while walking, so...
Winter Summers 04/10/17 Autumn
Oh a maybe!
I'll take it!
Winter Summers 04/10/17 Autumn
What if we just find me a nice apartment!?
I like apartments!
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
You won't let me drive the car, Lucius won't let me have red wine...
What fresh hell is this?
Winter Summers 04/10/17 Autumn
That I do my dear sister, but you've been hurt enough.
We all have.
And alright!
There is no one I'd rather go house shopping with!
Just so you know I'm aiming for something simple!
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
When do I get to drive the car?
Winter Summers 04/10/17 Autumn
Because we are your family and we don't want to see you hurt again.
And you could never ever do anything!
I am only staying in a hotel until I find some place to live, I am a picky *******.
My house must be perfect!
And does he? That is super useful!
I'd still know it was happening though and I love you but ew!
Elouise Orlav 04/10/17 Autumn
I am NEVER leaving this bed.

...well now I have to pee.
Winter Summers 04/10/17 Autumn
You are welcome!
And not that I think he would but if he does hurt you, I will send Blaize to cut his balls off. Possibly Spring! I'm sure she'd enjoy that.
And it is silly but I am trying to be a big boy here!
I mooch off of everyone all the time, Blaize did enough of taking care of me when we were growing up.
Besides the fact I hate his fancy house.
And as for you and Lulu, I'd prefer not to hear you two humping like rabbits.
Winter Summers 04/10/17 Autumn
Lulu seems like a good guy.
I'm happy for you Autumn, truly I am.
And this one should!
I simply must find a better hotel!
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text: My Tum
Absolutely Nowhere.
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text: My Tum
I need you.. Tonight.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
God! You are so adorable and addicting. I would say many sweet nothings but nothing holds more truth than... You are the air I breath.. Every morning I wake up with a smile.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
You know you are very precious to me, right?
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
Witches are no strangers to demons or angels, love. You are powerful in your environment but hell is not one of them.
I will think about it but no promises.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Sistah
I'm good at persuading people.
I'm married to Kai, he's the most stubborn man I've met in my life.
I can give you guys a glimpse of it!
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
I have lived more than a lot. You know that.
However, I don't trust demons and even less with someone precious to me. You want to hang out? Sure. Hell? No.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Sistah
If he wants to come visit with you ,too, that's alright! We have plenty of room.
If needed be we can drug him until we've had our fun in Hell.
I'm kidding.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Lucy
They aren't twisted.
Eh.. I didn't know Kai had a husband. I'll think about it.
Definite no on the hell thing though.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Sistah
Did you let him know I am the Heir to the throne of Hell?
Or that there is a beach and spa and it's just a very nice local.
Never anyone there since the demons are always on the job and the sinners are all kept in their designated Rings of Pain.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text My Tum
That isn't Bora Bora or the Maldives either.
Who the f*ck is Atom?
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Adopted Sister
Oh awesome! I've never had a sibling. Just a little cousin. He's awesome.
Be sure to mention spa time and beaches and all of it is free.
I got the connections.
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 Not even for naming rights?!
Alright. Fine. I'll live vicariously through you. Rambo may never forgive you, though.
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 -squints-
I trust you. For now.
If you let me drive this around a cul-de-sac, I'll let you name this baby.
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 ...fine. Fine.
-hair flip-
You know how to drive? Right? You're a good driver?
I don't have my license.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Sistah
Awwwwwww you're so sweet~
He would be mad...he likes my face. He's told me a lot.
One day I'll give Lucifer the good ole One Two Buckle My Shoe.
Or something.
But a trip to Hell would be fun. It's not all fire and brimstone like everyone thinks. It's like an alternate reality or something.
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 -pauses at the car-
-stares blankly-
Autumn. Do I look like someone who is capable of going without tequila and weed any longer than I already have?
This is not human. And neither is the thing inside me. Definitely a f*cking alien.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
Fiiiiiiiiineeeeeee but I am not going hungry tonight!
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 -pft's-
-links arms with-
He'll survive. And he'll be the perfect example of why birth control is so important! If I ever think a second kid is a good idea, just like, send me the recording of this one's birth. That'll change things.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Sistah
True! I know you could knock my block off!
I also kinda beat the sh!t outta the King of Hell.
Not Lucifer. He's above my pay grade.
Next guy down.
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 Yeah, well Noura's one of a kind. But she's family.
-pulls out phone-
Okay, okay. I'll ask!
Really? He can take Rambo any time, then. Like, say, for the first 18 years of his life.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Sistah from anotha Mistah
Really?! I need it. I like modelling and all but if Kai saw how touchy these people get we would have a mass homicide on our hands.
It would be sexy, but we don't need that kind of attention.
As for the trip to Hell, I know a back way. And demons typically leave me alone down there since I'm stronger when down under.
They're scared of me, can you believe it?
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 He must be close to some sort of break-through. I've just been harassing his sister while he's working. It's fun! Except I'm sort of afraid she's going to murder me one of these days. Anyways!
...what's that look for, giggles? Something you'd like to share with the class?
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Best Season
Right? It's why I can't get a real job. My records all say I'm 7. So I do modelling here and there.
I can take you there sometime. It would be like a day or two trip but it's not as bad as people let on.
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 I have a suitcase full of corn chips and got a pocket knife through airport security. I definitely have everything I need.
-clears throat-
Jameson got caught up. Y'know. With work. Is Winter in London? It's been like, two days. But I'm having cuddle withdrawal. The man's cuddle game is on point.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
Can you do it after I taste you? This morning's taste is wearing off.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
Have you tasted my tofu?????
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Best Season
Yup. I turn 8 on the 24th.
I was raised in Hell where time goes faster.
One year is, like, 4 down there.
Trippy, huh?
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 Sure, I like tofu. Just as much as I like, say, fascism and my mother.
-beams right back-
Tofu is sh*t, and it gives people Alzheimer's.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
Those are fighting words ya know!
Why not?! We are supposed to be a team!
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 He is? I knew I liked him.
-narrowly remembers suitcase-
And the flight was great, minus needing to pee every 20 minutes. But Jameson paid for first class...not that he knows that.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Best Season
Well, I used to play music a lot.
Most of my life has been confined to a limited space with little free time of my own. My past is pretty weird.
Has Kai told you I'm actually 7?
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
It used to be sexy one time in history :-o
Its good for the baby! And it is my nephew so..... Don't tell her ****! Ill make the tofu taste and look like beef.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
I know but I was watching cowboy movies so it stuck :O
Do you think she will be mad if I made her a separate batch of tofu tacos?
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Best Season
It can be but it's been a rather slow week.
I haven't had much free time until recently so I haven't done much.
Now that I think about it, the only people I spend time with are my husband and mother.
That's embarrassing.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: My Tum
I think we got everything yesterday. What do you want me to cook for ya'll for later?
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Best Season
Well, he's off on another trip.
I'm just being a leader and junk.
My people are all doing their own thing and I'm here... making paper airplanes and throwing them at my cat.
It's important coven business, ya know.
Atom Noire 04/09/17 Best Season
Ey, yo gurl!
How have you been? It feels like I haven't seen you in forever!
You shoudl come visit some time. I think you, Kai and I should have a night out.
Burn down some buildings.
Cause a tasteful amount of chaos.
That kind of stuff.
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 Autumn
Oh. Did you like, bring an oven roasted turkey instead? That'd be fortuitous AND amazing.

-drops suitcase-
-jumps / hugs-
Ohemgee. It's been like...weeks! Weeks that felt like years!
Elouise Orlav 04/09/17 Autumn
I just landed, hoe.
There better be a hot red head holding a sign with my name on it at the gate!
Or, y'know, I'll catch a taxi.
Winter Summers 04/08/17 Autumn
Who doesn't like those things?
And you tend to move in with the person you love.
I'm going to be able to see you whenever now that I'm back here.
I'll let Elouise have you tomorrow, I'll bother Lulu or something.
Perhaps look for a better hotel room! This one does NOT have mini booze bottles can you believe that sh!t!?
Winter Summers 04/08/17 Autumn
You guys live together!?
That is adorable!
We should get together for some drinks soon!
I wanna see that pretty face of yours!
And I'm an alcoholic so it's really a win win situation!
Winter Summers 04/08/17 Autumn
I see London is still a sh#t show!
So glad I moved back!
Oh! By the way moved back!
You still live here?
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
I'll just give the uggos to Noura.
Who am I kidding, my kids are gonna be cute af!
Kid. My kid is gonna be cute af.
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
You've seen Jameson's sister, right??
I think he just got lucky. If I'm the only one bringing a good pedigree, to this scenario who KNOWS how these kids are gonna end up.
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
The Orlav-only basketball team needs alternates, omg.
But what if they're all cute??
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
Omfg. Give it another year.
I'm gonna have like 10 babies spontaneously.
You can pick your favorite!
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
I am happy! Which is why it's nothing more than hormones.
Pregnancy, man. I don't recommend it.
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
Don't worry, I'm over the puking part.
Now I just lay around and cry for no reason.
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
I'm gonna kiss your face off!
Or hug. Probably at least one kiss. 😉
And then we're gonna go eat until I puke!
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
I can handle him.
Well, Jameson can. I don't engage.
Suffice to say he and my mother go hand-in-hand in f*cking my life up!
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
I don't care if Lucius knows.
He might have to keep you from coming to Moscow and murdering Cal.
Jameson has him locked in the basement. 😊
Elouise Orlav 04/07/17 Autumn
Wait. Seriously?
I mean, I know I don't talk about it, but...
I figured I'd have at least told you!
It's kind of long story. Maybe talk about it on Sunday?
Gray Taylor 04/06/17 Autumn
Now who isn't answering questions...
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
My first husband? He's .15th of a human. You can meet him next time we're in Moscow.
Haven't we ever discussed Calvin?
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
I'm not a wench!
I've been with 1.5 guys, you skank!
Well. Like 1.25? 1.15?
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
I'm not a total idiot. I got the sense he wasn't the 'friend' type. But if he's your family, I'm going to make an effort to be kind.
Because I love you, b*tch.
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
It's just know to know what you think of me.
Selfish isn't something that comes to mind when I think of you.
Caring, kind-hearted, stubborn. No opinion that might hurt, though.
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
The last thing you should be is worried about me.
I'm a big girl. I can handle my own sh*t.
I only care about what makes me happy, after all.
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
What do you mean?
I'm peachy.
What about you?
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
How might that be an advantage, exactly?
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
He has Jameson. He'll be fine.
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
Babies do need clothes and shoes.
From what I've heard, at least.
Elouise Orlav 04/06/17 Autumn
Yeah? Like what?
Gray Taylor 04/05/17 Autumn
What about right now?
Gray Taylor 04/05/17 Autumn
Does that mean that it sometimes does not?
Gray Taylor 04/05/17 Autumn
Of course it's a first. I'm goddamn charming.
Gray Taylor 04/05/17 Autumn
Would be a first.
Elouise Orlav 04/05/17 Autumn
I'm just making everything about me. :-)
Elouise Orlav 04/05/17 Autumn
Wow! Tell me how you really feel, why don't you.
I'll just stay here, where I'm not a nuisance. Jesus.
Elouise Orlav 04/05/17 Autumn
Are you saying I'm not charming enough?
Winter Summers 04/05/17 Little Leaf
Just so happens I was invited to come see you this weekend with Elouise!
She invites me everywhere I feel SO special!
Have no fear sister I will not intrude on girl time!
I will enjoy annoying the piss out of your dear Lulu!
Elouise Orlav 04/05/17 Autumn
I didn't force my love on you!
...I did a little, but not a lot!
I just want him to not dislike me. I'm fine with whatever isn't hate, at this point.
Elouise Orlav 04/05/17 Autumn
What do I get, then? I just want him to be my boo, like you and Winter and Summer are!
Elouise Orlav 04/05/17 Autumn
Will he snuggle with me?
And watch Netflix with me?
And love me forever?
Elouise Orlav 04/05/17 Autumn
Why isn't Blaize as much fun as Winter?
I am determined to make that broody ginger my friend.
Winter Summers 04/05/17 Little Leaf
I've missed you too!
That's true you are our little tough cookie!
We should catch up soonish!
Winter Summers 04/05/17 Little Leaf
Home again! Missed me of course you did!
Everything well?
No one I have to send Spring to kill?
Gray Taylor 04/04/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
This baby is already trained to kill.
And the display cases are baby-proofed!
Don't knock it. It's gonna look cool af.
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
Why is it creepy? They're quality decorations!
And a whole series of bayonets and knives.
And some defused land mines and grenades, too.
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
But you'll like the prezzies!
Aw. 💛💛
I just bought a giant collection of antique guns to hang in the nursery. Omggggggg.
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
Sorry. :)
I can't wait to see you. And smother you. And I have presents!
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
No, I'm talking about unrealistic true love with unrealistically beautiful people, and at some point someone dies.
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
Oh my god. What a beautiful friendship we have.
You tell me what porn is, I show you want true love is, via books and films.
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
The Notebook! Oh my god. We're going to watch all of Nicholas Spark's movies now.
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
No need for debate! I'll give him a ball of yarn, or something. He'll be busy for hours. And then we get to watch The Notebook and cry together! :)
Elouise Orlav 04/04/17 Autumn
You *****.
Sorry, hormones talking.
Yes, assuming Jameson comes. He might be busy poking around in a chest cavity!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Hey, you may have been friends first, but I got snuggles first!
And it's worth sweeping up the glitter, thaaaank you~.
And then you can take Jameson out and do something fun, and Lucy and I can Battleships.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Fair warning, I will require at least one full day of snuggles. And movies. Mostly the snuggles, because I've been severely lacking. And I'll only glitter-bomb you once.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
You should know by now, I will eat whatever you put in front of me.
Jameson will be happy that someone can cook for him.
I used to just bake pot into everything.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
... :(
Okay, Polish for Jameson then? Pierogies, kielbasa, just not tripe soup.
Except he doesn't really like Poland. But I want pierogies, so he'll get over it.
Gray Taylor 04/03/17 Autumn
Clever girl.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Burritos, taquitos, tamales, nachos, churros, steak, mashed potatoes, pork chops, mashed potatoes, roast beef, steak, ribs, mashed potatoes...did I mentioned steak or mashed potatoes?
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Yes. Sold. Yes. Breakfast. Yes please.
You're the best! :)
Gray Taylor 04/03/17 Autumn
And now, someone has.
A personal first. Focus is closely correlated with success.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
If Jim-Jam comes, we'll probably go to the hotel.
Y'know, relive the romance of our wedding.
...might even break another beer bottle over his head for old time's sake.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Probably not, but feel free to ask.
If I show my face to ask, he'll find me. And I don't want to be pranked. I'm afraid.
Can we go dancing?!
Summer S Summers 04/03/17 Sis
I’m back home. Annnddd it doesn’t suck. Not at all.
Gray Taylor 04/03/17 Autumn
You are very focused, have I ever told you that?
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Omg. Yes!
I booked tickets. See you Sunday, bff.
You can talk to the lil nugget all you want!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Yes it is! And yes you are!
Isn't he perfect? It kinda looks like he's waving. his Aunt Autumn. ;)
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Side note:
Gray Taylor 04/03/17 Autumn
As you should be. If you were anything else, I'd have to get to work to rectify that.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
I just asked him if he wanted to be!
I'm still pushing for you stealing a baby so we can co-mom together. Rambo needs cousins to beat the sh*t out of!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
I'm self-conscious, okay.
Thank god this kid has you and Jameson, because I'm a damn MESS.
...Auntie Autumn. :)
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
I keep Jameson happy!
...why am I like this.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
:( I don't know how to do sexy!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
He hits ON me. Like all of the time.
Emotionally battered. I'm a victim of PH!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
I'm a battered woman, Autumn.
I deserve those owls!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
omfg. I'm about to buy four more puppies and a f*cking owl sanctuary.
Leverage, baby!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
His phone background is me elbow deep in BBQ ribs.
And mine is when I got him really high and dumped pancake mix on him.
I guess I don't really need to know, do I? I love him no matter what.

Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Omfg. Fine.

Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
What's porn?
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
... What?
That's sex?!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
Nope! No turkey Bastet. Immaculate conception!
I am a virgin. I've never had sex, thank you!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
I love you more, sister-friend!
Well, I would if I had one. But I'm a virgin!
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
You're family, boo boo. You know that! You'll be able to borrow this little sh*t any time.
Well, yknow. Ovaries. BOOM. It's why I'm like this, jfc.
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
So glad he is safe. Probably should have made sure he was wearing a helmet first.
In like 3 weeks, Rambo will be able to hear Aunt Autumn talk about what a mess his mom is! 💕
Elouise Orlav 04/03/17 Autumn
It's called biology. 😉
Side note, I'm halfway. And pudgy now. VISIBLY.
Elouise Orlav 04/02/17 Autumn
Love you too. ;)
You could always kick her wife's ass. She called me fat!
Elouise Orlav 04/02/17 Autumn
So territorial. Please don't pee on me.
I think I'll leave this between you and Soleil.
She's good to me. She snuggles, and brings me snacks.
But she isn't you, Autumn. Don't worry.
Elouise Orlav 04/02/17 Autumn
You mean Soleil?
What, are you jealous?
Awwwwww. Here's her number if you want to tussle:
[Contact Shared]
Elouise Orlav 04/02/17 Autumn
Aw, that'd be a blast from the past. But I've been hiding in Soleil's room, living off of Oreos.
Also, omg. TMI, Autumn. We BOTH know what that means.
Elouise Orlav 04/02/17 Autumn
Well, it's still better than Moscow.
Jameson is waging a prank war against me. far, no causalities.
Elouise Orlav 04/02/17 Autumn
How is Lucius? And London?
Elouise Orlav 04/02/17 Autumn
Miss you too! 😍
I can get on a plane any time, my gorgeous friend.
Gray Taylor 04/02/17 Autumn
Creepy, but I like it.
How are you?
Gray Taylor 04/02/17 Autumn
She difficult to keep tabs on. Like someone else I know.
Gray Taylor 04/02/17 Autumn
Really? I rather like him. He's honest.
Gray Taylor 04/02/17 Autumn
What? I'm not actively trying to kill Sarah.
New idea. And, go.
Gray Taylor 04/02/17 Autumn
Not recently, no. I'm sure the culture shock will be entertaining. Suggestions on how to scare her into staying indoors always?
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
We're taking it a day at a time. I'm moving her to London.
She asks about you. What should I report?
Lucius Dalca 04/01/17 Text: My Tum
The hungry I am.. Only you can sate...
I'll be waiting.
Lucius Dalca 04/01/17 Text: My Tum
You are telling me.. Im hungry ;)
Lucius Dalca 04/01/17 Text: My Tum 
Well it has been a couple of years.. 
Same. He is a great actor.
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
They're not you.
Lucius Dalca 04/01/17 Text: My Tum
That sounds great then! Although, out of the two of us the Drift King is moi. *wink wink*
Lucius Dalca 04/01/17 Text: My Tum
Perfect! I am famished.
So if I used your Audi. You wouldn't be mad?
Lucius Dalca 04/01/17 Text: My Tum
Not really paid that close attention.
On a scale of one to ten? Zero.
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
Lucius Dalca 04/01/17 Text: My Tum
So far we are good. She hasn't mentioned anything in particular that she would like so I am going with the flow. Did you take your car?
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
You love it. Don't deny it.
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
But you believe in Gray.
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
So I hear. I suppose that makes me God.
Thinking of naming it Silver. Consider it an upgrade.
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
Only ever when it boosts my ego.
Gray Taylor 04/01/17 Autumn
So, you fought with Spring over me? This sounds familiar.
Elouise Orlav 03/29/17 Autumn
Of course I'm happy!
What about you?
Everything going okay?
Elouise Orlav 03/28/17 Autumn
I take life as it comes.
And now I get to wake up every day next to my best friend.
What's better than that? Besides tacos and tequila, obviously.
Elouise Orlav 03/28/17 Autumn
Will do.
I'll show you the hotel suite we trashed also. I puked a lot there, too. And we also got married in it!
Ugh. Romance.
Elouise Orlav 03/28/17 Autumn
I appreciate you!
I might even make one for Lucius~
I'm not sure yet. I'll show you the bar where Jameson & I first said 'I love you', and then I puked on his shoes!
Elouise Orlav 03/28/17 Autumn
Oo. Mine is gonna be yellow and green!
Eh. I'll just model it off of mine.
This is purely an excuse to hand-deliver it to you, by the way. :)
Elouise Orlav 03/28/17 Autumn
Second favorite color? big is your wrist?
Elouise Orlav 03/28/17 Autumn
What's your favorite color?
I'm making us friendship bracelets!
Lucius Dalca 03/27/17 Text: Autumn
It is fine with me. She wants to take your cat.
Lucius Dalca 03/27/17 Text: Autumn I am not the oldest so the level of importance for me to be with another noble witch family is not priority. My brother is the one stuck with that.
I am not telling you not to help, I am just saying it is your choice.
Lucius Dalca 03/27/17 Text: Autumn
Its how it is between nobility.
If you want to.
Lucius Dalca 03/27/17 Text: Autumn
She is okay but I have to talk to her parents to know whats going on. She doesn't like her arrange spouse.
Lucius Dalca 03/27/17 Text: Autumn
Valentina needs a place to hide so I offered her our home until I can figure things out with her parents. Wayne is with her.
Lucius Dalca 03/26/17 Lucius could be pissed off at her but he wasn't spiteful. He saw her text and replied genuinely.

Text: Autumn Summers
Will do.
I love you too
Lucius Dalca 03/26/17 Text: Autumn Summers
Home. I am with Valentino. I'll be back sometime this week.
Lucius Dalca 03/26/17 Lucius was still simmering when he thought about it. If she hadn't done the one thing he told her he was completely uncomfortable with and caught her.. Maybe he wouldn't be so mad but it was too late for that.

Text: Autumn Sumner
When I get back we will talk..
Lucius Dalca 03/26/17 Text: Autumn Summers
I miss you too... But I am still pissed off.
Blaize Summers 03/24/17 The Red Chef
Don't forget the potatoes.
Good old fashioned mashed potatoes and fried chicken.
I miss eating, now that I think about it.
Blaize Summers 03/24/17 The Red Chef
Alright, alright.
Fried chicken.
I miss fried chicken.
Blaize Summers 03/24/17 Red
I understand completely.
And you are correct. I do not cook much...nor require food anymore.
However, whatever you desire will suffice.
Blaize Summers 03/24/17 Red
Of course.
However, forgive my paranoia, but I sense trouble.
Is all well?
Gray Taylor 03/24/17 Autumn
I'm free after 3:30.
Gray Taylor 03/24/17 Autumn
Is there a specific occasion these are for? Do you have anything picked out already? Is this your way of telling me that you need me to meet you at the nearest Louis Vuitton retailer?
Gray Taylor 03/24/17 Autumn
I'll take that as a compliment.
I can most certainly give you feedback on your choices, though I'm not sure I'm the person you want actually picking them out.
Gray Taylor 03/24/17 Autumn
Both? Given your proclivity for frisking me, I'd say yes. Is something wrong?
Gray Taylor 03/24/17 Autumn
...what did you do?
Elouise Orlav 03/24/17 Autumn
Yeah, but why??
I ate an entire roast for lunch. Omfg.
Elouise Orlav 03/23/17 Autumn
What does 'maybe' mean??!
Elouise Orlav 03/23/17 Autumn
A FAT baby, maybe.
I'm grumpy.
Elouise Orlav 03/23/17 Autumn
The bump. It's happening.
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: Oh My
Just for you, love. Ill give you a private show :D
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: Mmmm
Of course I have. They are very mesmerizing. I got very good at it :D
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: My Darling
Ill show you some magic when you get home ;)
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: My Love
Portals to other dimensions, cures to diseases, a lot of black magic... Some good. I am still figuring things out.
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: Bitey One
There are ways.. I would need to be much stronger and use the book you gave me.
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: Wifey?
True but you never know!
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: Lover
Just a while? Not forever an evar?
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: My Tum
Nah Ill kiss it all anyways ;)
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: My Tum
So there is nothing for me to kiss??
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: My Tum
I can be blunt from time to time. Besides its not like you are showing anybody our texts, are ya?
Anything for me to kiss later?
Lucius Dalca 03/22/17 Text: Darling
Not unless my d*ck was made out of ecstasy.. Hehe have you broken anything?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Mine Too
So she is only about a year and some change.. Interesting! They are barely both babies then :D
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Cat Lover
They are smart animals and once they imprint on their owners it is hard to shake their confidence. How old is Maddy?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: All Yours
I don't want to sound like a clique being what I am but... Do you think it has something to do with it? I mean both of them almost every time you leave they come into the office with me.
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Sealed Lips
Interesting... Yeah they are a handful. The little one likes to cuddle A LOT.
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Well...
Do you know the first thing about owning a horse?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Mind Tricks
Would you want to buy one together?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Neva
Uh huh...
I did when I was in Italy. I love wine. Why?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Sneaky Pants
How much did the horse cost? Or the maintenance?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Always
So... You bought a horse.. Umm, love, we don't have a stable though?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Sexy Smile
I love you very much too but still not derailing.. What you mean by the horse??
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Sexy Gaze
Oh no you aren't getting away with that... What you mean by the last text???
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Is Cautious Now..
What do you mean.....?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Mine too
Why do you ask? Do you want to ride one?
Lucius Dalca 03/21/17 Text: Best Woman Ever
Not much. I rode a few of them here and there but never had one of my own.
Winter Summers 03/20/17 Little Leaf
And I love you little sister💗
Winter Summers 03/20/17 Little Leaf I'm still bleeding out and now I am pouting!
I hope you are happy!
Elouise Orlav 03/20/17 Autumn
Also, check your email. I sent a list of baby names.
Let me know your opinion on the sub-list: Drug Names.
Winter Summers 03/20/17 Little Leaf
Also hello!
Elouise Orlav 03/20/17 Autumn
I miss you! ❤
Kai Noire 03/20/17 To: Autumn
Subject: Love still

Different? As in good? Is this the man you went to see when you were here? I left and missed everything it seems. I believe I am overprotective. I threaten to murder anyone who looks at him, I feel like I've trapped him in a box. Who would be happy like that? This makes sense yes?
Blaize Summers 03/19/17 Red
What do you take me for, an alcoholic?
Four should suffice.
Blaize Summers 03/19/17 Red
Yes, Lucius told me. Much has changed.
I am wary.
I'll be at the manor by 2 pm.
That bottle does not stand a chance.
Kai Noire 03/19/17 To: Autumn
Subject: Love

How good are you at it? So we are clear I am not referring to love making. I honestly don't care about it, unless you want to share then I will pretend to listen. I fear I'm a bad husband.
Elouise Orlav 03/19/17 BFF
I have found my spirit animal.
Blaize Summers 03/19/17 Red
I am in one piece. I was simply on a business trip
Meet me at my home in London. I need to check and make sure it is not trashed.
Summer has a key to the place and I am afraid she and Winter may have...what do they say here?
Partied Hardied?
Blaize Summers 03/19/17 Red
I know we ended on bad terms but I thought it best I let you know I have returned.
I'd like to talk.
My behavior was inexcusable and you deserve an explanation.
Also, I got your number from Lucius. And this is Blaize.
Lucius Dalca 03/19/17 Text: My Tum
Hehehe well you know how to make me smile. I'll be waiting for you ;)
Lucius Dalca 03/19/17 Text: My Tum
This is the latest I have waited. A lot of work?
Ill be waiting.
Lucius Dalca 03/18/17 Text: My Tum
Hey love I am making dinner for when you get here. Let me know when you are on your way to start it up.
Atom Noire 03/18/17 Fancy Fall
Yeeeaaaaah he is pretty possessive. It's pretty hot.
I know he won't do any funny stuff and he likes warmth. So it's whatever.
How much do you bring when you travel? You aren't like Elle Woods and require a full van just for your luggage do you?
Atom Noire 03/18/17 Autumn
He gave someone my number? That's a feat all in itself. He's typically very selfish about letting others talk to me.
I'm doing alright. Doing some work on the Coven.
Punching nuisances of assorted kinds in the face.
Maya J Lawson 03/17/17 You and your boyfriend keep fondling my pockets. If you wanted a threesome just come out and say it. I don't bite.

Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
I couldn't agree more! I am so excited. I dont usually get a lot of rest days hehe
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tums
I think that is very fair. One day of the week were I can rock that body, nap, eat, watch tv, do it all over again.. Yes! What day you want?
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
How soon? Ill make plans asap, darling. You know me especially after a good week ;)
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
It was a lot of energy... Besides! Movies, series and munchies isn't bad :D
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
I love you too.
Wellllllll its in the family blood line. We can't help that boost very well. Out of my siblings I have always had the hardest time with it. My sister called me when the last two jumps happened.
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
Well besides the mystical vampire charm.. You are half my size and a lot stronger than I am physically yet you never lost your touch with me despite your growth in power.. I can feel it even when you don't show it. I don't know... Its always such an appeal to me.
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
I'd say the same thing about you, darling. Although, I already knew about the existence of other creatures aside from my kind >.> I just never thought I would see you as one of them. Its very alluring :D.
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
Deal! And you do? Why? I would have thought all these movies on witches would bore you? Granted, they don't get sh*t right most of the time.
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
Is it a surprise or do you want me to prep the kitchen for ya? Also I am renting Fantastic Beasts to watch tonight :D
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
Fiiinne... You are so dam adorable.
I dont know what do you want to eat?
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
Then outside of home. You asked me about my work. Its only fair I ask about yours, darling. :)
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
Ooh you have to tell me allll about it when you get home :D
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
Oh? Import & Export? Stock market? Business owner? Investor?
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
You feed me too well :D
About that... What do you do?
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
I am too but its making my appetite grow and you know I have a BIG appetite..
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: My Tum
I love you too. Muah! Where are you?
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Autumn
As per usual.
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Autumn
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Autumn
Perhaps, but you obviously lost tabs on my cookies.
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Autumn
Can't very well promise you don't have them, then!
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Autumn
I knew you enjoyed looking for my trousers.
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Autumn
In order to be a pest, one must pester.
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Gray pauses as he reads, thinks for a moment and then smirks. Opportunity strikes.

Mmm... and you're sure you don't have my trousers? I would hate for them to get packed away with the winter wardrobe.
Gray Taylor 03/17/17 Autumn
You have red hair. The temper is expected. All is fine. Yourself?
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
If I was jet-lagged and snuggling, I'd f*ck him up.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
You're my favorite Summers.
Don't tell Winter, he's sensitive.
And I think he's been camping out in my closet.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
We were destined to be pals from the first leg stand.
And that you didn't question the fact I brought my own keg to a bar.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
I admire your ass in exactly the manner it deserves.
You do the same for mine.
Booty booty booty. 🍑
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
You wish that I needed him to tell me.
Obviously your ass is whiter than snow. Cmon.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
If I didn't have two hundred pounds of Jameson weighing me down, I would come kick your lily white ass.
And then feed you a taco bowl, because I love you.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
I could have bagged up Jameson MONTHS before I did.
He figured out the way to my heart was through spicy meat and pico de gallo.
So, HA. Also, stfu. You're not that cruel.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
Looks don't impress me.
Show me what counts.
Tacos. 🌮
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
Zoloft, I assume.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
You love me.
And it was a valid question. I'd ask him, but with the significant brain trauma, he probably has short-term memory loss.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
Omg. Is Lucius okay?!
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
My uterus betrayed me for Jameson, MMK.
He smoothed talked it, made it a double agent while I was sleeping, probably. Kms.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
My uterus does not thank you.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
WTF. I'm not THAT stupid!
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
Conventional birth control methods do not work against an Orlav.
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
I'm being realistic. Have you seen my husband??
Well...I could always help dye your hair. 😁
Elouise Orlav 03/17/17 Autumn
It's okay. I'm probably going to end up having 15 blood-thirsty ninja babies. Some are bound to be girls. You can have those.
And, no. Blonde or bleach.
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Lucius narrowed his eyes at her while he kept rubbing the spot. Heavy ass phone.. And she was laughing. "Yes I need my kisses to make it better.." He leaned his head down for her since she was vertically challenged.

"What happened? What made you throw the phone like that..."
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
It's okay. I threw my hands in the air and kind of broke my doctor's nose when I found out. Girls are so scary. 👶🏼💙
He better be blonde, though. Seriously.
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
LOL. What?? Why?!
Lucius Dalca 03/16/17 " ****! What was that???" Lucius rubbed his head looking lost for a moment until Autumn appeared, "What happened??" Shifty eyes everywhere.
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
Well, yeah. The nice lady doctor said so.
And Jameson said it had to be a boy because it's an Orlav.
I guess we'll really know in two weeks? LOL. Jameson will die if it's a girl. Like, seriously. He will have a stroke and die.
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
They shoved a big ass needle in my stomach awhile back.
An...a... it's a big word, hold on.

Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
Apparently, at 18 weeks the sex can be revealed, but we already know that. 19, the baby can hear all of the gun assembly tapes I'll be playing him, and 20 is the half-way mark. Wahoo! Still kinda looks like an alien though.
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
I know! I can't wait. I was meant to be a fat person.
I embrace it.
Dude. All of the fun stuff is happening in the next four weeks. Including the half-way mark. Kms. This is taking forever.
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
In other news, Rambo is hitting his first growth spurt.
I'm gonna start looking pregnant as f*ck, and no one at the bakery can judge me for ordering two boxes of donuts all for myself anymore.
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
I need to stop reading the tabloids when I'm half asleep and hungry. They made me irrational.
I love Jim-Jam ALOT, but somehow that mf loves me more. How is that even possible??
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
Like a dog uses a teddy bear, maybe. 😜
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
I think it's time to go back to Moscow.
Also, you have my blessing to marry my unborn child, because apparently that's happening too??
Elouise Orlav 03/16/17 Autumn
Do you think that's true?
About Jameson?
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: My Lovely
I love you too, darling. :-)
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
He could have had like 10,000, but he low-balled himself. Maybe reached in the wrong pocket.
Either way, it's still hilarious when people steal Jameson's money. And, thank you! I like my ass too. And yours. ;)
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: My Lovely
I dont know.... But its a good tasty dish
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
Good question. He grabbed them the same time he took fifteen hundred bucks out of my back pocket.
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
I guess I'll have to think about it more.
I haven't heard from my mother in weeks. Probably on another bender.
You know, I really like Lucius. I don't know any guy who offers his girlfriend over without any qualms. Except he stole my dog treats. 😠
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
He seems interested in the prospect, though.
If he wants to be a grandpa, Jameson is just going to have to deal with it.
Nobody is perfect, right?
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
Sure, but he's father of the year compared to Trista.
He's done stuff for me. I guess. Kind of?
It'd be nice if Rambo gets at least one grandparent.
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: My lovely
Deal! You will love this dish then :D
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
Really? I mean, you met my father, didn't you?
He's a great guy. Minus the whole denying my existence to his other family thing. 😁
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
*heart emoji*
Finneeeee. What do you want for dinner?
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
Why do you say that?
I'm sure they'll get along really well.
Or Jameson will peel his skin off with a dull butter knife.
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
I'm happy if you're happy. 😌
Yeah, see Jameson and I have tons of secrets.
Like, for example, Nigel is coming to visit Moscow once I'm back from Moscow. He's going to be thrilled!
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
I love tacos with a love that is more than love.
Well, I only want Jameson with his cake, so I get where Lucius is coming from.
How is Harry Potter?
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
I'll repeat my previous question. WHAT!?
You are my love muffin why you wanna leave me?
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
What? You have a gift for cooking... >_>
Elouise Orlav 03/15/17 Autumn
I am in culinary heaven.
I may stay in Mexico forever.
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
Or just wait for you to come home ;-)
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
Ehhh that isn't my forte, love. Meats, salads and etc? Sure. Bakery? Nope
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
When can I get my desert though? :D
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
I am feeling particularly hungry..
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
Mayyybee. You are mine though ;-)
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Autumn
I kinda like you more though hehe
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: My Tum
What, darling?
Elouise Orlav 03/14/17 Autumn
Omfg. It was a joke!
How about a basket of chihuahuas? Do you want a basket of chihuahuas?
Elouise Orlav 03/14/17 Autumn
Damn right I do.
Tell Lucius I said hi! I'll bring you both back a souvenir. How about tapeworm?
Elouise Orlav 03/14/17 Autumn
Cabo is amazing.
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Only For You
Exactly :)
I am all done.. Getting ready to strip down while I wait for you..
{Sends her a half naked picture}
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Definitely
When the time is right... Now where are you, Autumn Summers? I am going to steal the kitchen for dinner if I dont see you soon...
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Guilty
I am not talking about that.... Ill let you figure it out O:-)
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Hunted
Oh but you do... :D
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
I changed my mind.
I'm going to make popcorn and cuddle with the dogs. I'm laaaaaazy.
Lucius and I are looking at venues tomorrow.
Spring Summers 03/13/17 Autumn
Give me my 960 euros back, f-cking nutter tw@t.
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
Fair point.
I'm going to make Jameson go dancing with me.
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: All Night

I like to work :D and they can't steal my software. My family made sure of it.
Well when are you going to get me a ring?
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
Spouse-swap? I need someone to party with.
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
I figured you'd say that.
So I proposed to him instead!
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Oh Baby..
I did.. Really??? :P
What do you mean? Of course it is. I need to earn a living :D
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
Why don't YOU propose?
I did, the second time. And like vaguely insinuated on one occasion that I wanted to marry the f*ck out of him.
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Rawr??
What does Priss mean? Well they are paying me 200k for this job alone so... I can't complain. Our house is not always cheap to maintain. *wink wink*
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Completely
Darling you know what at order at the store in London. Caramel Latte with an expresso shoot ;)
There is a big energy company that needs a stronger software program so I have been working on it since you left :D
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: My Love
You are so sweeeet :) Some coffee would be nice. I am working on a big project to make some munees!
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
Some of this is definitely cheetos.
At any rate, Jameson and I only dated for five days before we eloped.
I married him for the tacos.
Winter Summers 03/13/17 Autumn
Oh no can't hold on!
This bowl of Lucky Charms is calling my name!
K love you bai!
Summer S Summers 03/13/17 Autumn
1. Of course I'll share some tips and tricks to dancing. And "dancing". Two different things. Both very useful!
2. You are glowing, girl! Love looks good on you. And this one? This one I approve of. For whatever that is worth. Not like I have a great track record in judging dudes. Which leads me to:
3. That bartender? Of course I hit that. He's like...packin' down low, if you catch my drift.
4. Here's Winter's poetic words: [message attached]
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: My Tum
I forgot to tell you..........

I love you...
Winter Summers 03/13/17 Autumn
Unless YOU have proof, I still have no idea what you are talking about!
Winter Summers 03/13/17 Autumn
I still have no idea what you are talking about!
I was probably high, or drunk or something doesn't count!
Winter Summers 03/13/17 Autumn
No idea what you are talking about!
But look at Elouise and I's child!
His name is Frank!
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
What? Jameson is still fun!
When are you and Lucius going to ruin a perfectly good relationship with marriage? I'll ask him. Or threaten him.
I need another married hoe to get fat with me.
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
When we lived in Bloemfontein, my bed was my sacred place. I didn't even want to let Jameson in there, mostly because it was a onesie-only zone. But he has a REALLY cute butt. And he used to be funny, and nice. He would bring me food, too. He pranked my room with spaghetti bombs, too.
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
For Jamie and I it's more of a contest to see who smothers who first.
I had a body pillow for awhile, but he got jealous. 😌
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
That would normally be the case, except I have to pee like every 10 minutes.
He's just lucky he's cute. ...and I'm comfy.
Elouise Orlav 03/13/17 Autumn
He's snoring right next to me.
And his arm is really heavy and I can't get out of bed.
...I think I'm going to die here.
Lucius Dalca 03/12/17 Text: My Tum
Ill be counting the minutes ;)
Lucius Dalca 03/12/17 Text: My Tum
That would be lovely. Wanna come sight seeing with me?
Lucius Dalca 03/12/17 Text: My Tum
I am just grabbing some coffee from across the street. Do you want some tea?
Elouise Orlav 03/11/17 Autumn
My heart just threw up and died. Look at his face!
Summer S Summers 03/10/17 Her set had ended just as they did in London, Sydney, New York, or anywhere else. It ended with her fishing various pieces of undergarments and single bills off the stage in a graceful-yet-hurried manner. Beaming a wide grin at the generous Parisans sitting at the rack, Summer trotted to the bar, aiming on sitting her sparkling bare tush on a stool, ordering up a double of whatever it was they drank in volumes in France, and having a grand ole time.
Maxime, the heavily tattooed, willowy bartender gave her a slow grin as he poured a drink. He fished her cell phone from a shelf under the bar. "Incoming text from someone named 'Red Hot'. Figured it was worth a mention."
Giving him a demure smile, she took the phone, her eyes remaining on him. His English was excellent, even tinted with an accent from her home town. She didn't say anything further, simply sipping her drink as she read the text. Let him think whatever he wants about who 'Red Hot' was. He was just a bartender at the club she was being featured at for a month.
Things are never that simple.
Thumbs poised over her phone, she glanced up at him. "How do you say 'My beautiful sister' in French?"
Chuckling, he leaned close, whispering it in her ear. She studied the tattoo that crept across his skull, a filigree crown in lieu of hair.

ma ravissante sœur
Welcome! I'd say that in French too, but it is loud in here and I don't want to keep yelling 'how do you say...?' like a god damned idiot. I just finished my last set. You can either pop by the club- I'm the nearly naked one at the bar flirting with Maxime. Woman: Everything you've heard about French dudes is true. Everything.
But you're off the market, so you don't care. MORE FOR ME.
See you soon, ma cocotte
Elouise Orlav 03/10/17 Autumn
You're probably right. Boo.
I miss Jim-Jam anyway. And the dogs.
Mostly Jameson, though. Body pillows aren't the same as real snuggles.😌
Elouise Orlav 03/10/17 Autumn
Do you think it's safe for me to go skiing?
I'm driving up to the Swiss border. Yay snow!
Elouise Orlav 03/09/17 Autumn
Of course I said no!
I've already got a bun in the oven.
Elouise Orlav 03/09/17 Autumn
Okay! I'll be at the docks flirting with Luigi.
He asked if I wanted to see his baguette. Is that an innuendo?
Elouise Orlav 03/09/17 Autumn
To the Cinque Terre!
I'm going to take tons of pictures for Jameson.
I'm pretty sure you and I use the same level SPF. My skin burns just thinking about sun exposure.
Elouise Orlav 03/09/17 Autumn
I worked on a summer booze cruise in Mexico. I know how to drive a boat... kind of.
Pack a picnic basket. And bring my fuzzy slippers. And my fuzzy blanket. Bring all of my fuzzies!
Elouise Orlav 03/09/17 Autumn
Ugh. Fine.
I'm renting a boat. Let's go sail the coast!
Elouise Orlav 03/09/17 Autumn
Do you think it's safe to swim in the canals in Venice?
Elouise Orlav 03/08/17 ...what do you think of me?!
I wouldn't wear anything that would make Jameson have to murder everyone within a 100 mile radius.
Mostly because it's hard to get blood out of his clothes. And jealous Jameson isn't fun.
Elouise Orlav 03/08/17 -toothy grin-
That's probably a good idea.
You're too good to me.
Elouise Orlav 03/08/17 -stomps-
Agree to disagree! sexy is too sexy?
Elouise Orlav 03/08/17 Aw. I love you. You're the hottest b*tch on the block, but you already know that!
-flicks nose-
I'm going to go put on some real clothes, then. See you in two wags of a lamb's tail! Also, I bought a lamb.
Elouise Orlav 03/08/17 Ohemgee. Really?! We're staying out until tomorrow morning!
Damn right he's lucky.
Well, with you, maybe. I'm married and getting fat, so I'm probably the pity date.
Elouise Orlav 03/08/17 -rolls eyes-
Cheese is my only luxury in this life.
You know what's more fun than a bed? Night clubs! Let's go dancing!
Elouise Orlav 03/08/17 -wanders in-
-eating cheese-
-...a wheel of cheese-
Wanna go steal some relics from the Colosseum?
Winter Summers 03/08/17 Winter gave her the MOST shocked look ever! "Bank!? Who uses a bank!?" Winter shakes his head. "I was not! I was actually texting him while out for a nice night time stroll aka I was off to get drunk and I looked up and he happened to be there!"
Winter Summers 03/08/17 "Well it's a great butt, and I am thankful you aren't attempting to grope me however!" Hands go onto his hips. "I had just earned that money! I know you don't need it you got a rich boyfriend! He was making it rain on some b#tch his beat up! Rather gruesome if you ask me!"
Winter Summers 03/08/17 Winter whips around and slaps his sisters hand staring at her wide eyed. "Stop touching my butt I am your brother!"

Autumn Summers just failed at stealing money from you!
Summer S Summers 03/07/17 Smart Sister
You bring up a valid scenario- we don't feature many male dancers (outside Of one specific night of the week- talk about YUM and also talk about "barking up the wrong tree" if you catch my drift. They aren't buying what I'm selling sadly. Hey, a girl can still look!!). Anywhoosies. Let's shove your beau up on stage. I'll sacrifice some single Euros, makin' it rain on him. Hahahah I've never met the poor lad- this sounds like a very good introduction.
Wait, have I met him? Sh-t, I can't even remember if Winter and I crashed Elouise's wedding. Maybe I should ease up on the good sh-t??
Summer S Summers 03/07/17 Autumn
Arrested for butt-touching?! If touching butts is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Put that on my headstone when I die.
Normally picture taking in the club is a no-no, but I'll try to have one of the other dancers sneak a few shots. It is something best experienced live and in the flesh. Ahem. Bring your new beau- perhaps I can even drag your cute ass on stage for amateur night?? Omg my little sis, following in my footsteps! It makes me teary eyed just thinking about it. Although honestly, I peg Winter as more the 'dancing naked on stage for cash' type than you. Someone has to be classy in this family. It went all to you, Red Hot!
Pro tip- while in Italy, don't try to lick the statue of David. If you thought they frowned on butt-touching....
Gray Taylor 03/06/17 Autumn
Only one of us is angry, Autumn. Is that what you want? Would you like for me to just lose your number, and for you to never see or hear from me ever again? Denounce brussel sprouts forever?
Gray Taylor 03/06/17 Autumn
You know, I am starting to see a trend here. I talk, you get mad for who knows why, we bicker, we stop speaking. I talk, you get mad, we bicker, we stop speaking. On and on we go. Perhaps, just once, you might find it in that lovely heart to not get mad and talk.
Gray Taylor 03/06/17 Gray reads. He grins. He chuckles just a little in amusement as his gaze flickers away. Impossible. When she starts dropping names and laying on that sass... what is this? Is she annoyed by him? He persists.

Italy? What will you bring back for me? You should bring me a Nona.
Gray Taylor 03/06/17 Autumn
Find my pants?
Summer S Summers 03/06/17 Lil Sis
I miss you too!
Sydney is awesome. It is warm, the vibe is relaxed yet energetic, and the people are lovely. I am currently in Paris, however. Doing a month long stint at Théâtre Chocotte. It's as amazing as it sounds, minus the French winter weather. How's you? How's London?
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
I think I'm getting banned. This IS a great vacation!
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
Omg. No, you don't have to come right now!
You're such a good friend. I love you.
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
I groped a Vatican guard, now I'm in Vatican jail.
In my defense, the booty was DIVINE.
... I don't want to talk about how I smuggled it in here with me. Please help.
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
Thank you for that. I'm sure he threw it out. 😊
I have no reason not to be happy. Jameson is a great husband! But I appreciate you caring. 💕
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
I'd love to come to London. I'm overdue a visit with Nigel, at any rate.
But yes, check with Lucius.
I'm fine, really. You never have to worry about whether or not ELOUISE is having a good time.
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
Well, it may soon. Or not. Take your time and enjoy it!
It's fine. He's a busy guy. I'm not too worried about it.
Jameson does a lot, y'know? I can't always be the most important thing.
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
He loves you. Yes, it's a thing.
I don't know? I asked him to come to Rome with me. I'm here, having a ball. Solo vacations are also fun!
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
I have no idea where Jameson is. Literally. No idea.
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
Oh no! That stinks. Hope he gets better soon.
I think I'm going to Verona today. Gonna go touch the Statue of Juliette's boob.
Elouise Orlav 03/06/17 Autumn
Come to Rome. I'm bored.
Well, not really. I'm having tons of fun! But you should join!
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Thought: Perhaps after breakfast, we could actually get arrested this time. Make it count. 👮
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Thanks for the cookies.
...but really.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Actually, I am. How is that for a secret?
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
...they're for orphans.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Great. So you'll be making me cookies tonight, then.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
They aren't my favorite cookies, though. So they're hardly what I'd want. And no, I haven't.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Yea, no. Afraid that doesn't quite do it. Maybe if you spell that out in cookies.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Still not. Nope.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
That word isn't in my vocabulary.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
But the cookies aren't.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Yes, but those I didn't give.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
No burning the evidence, Autumn Leaf Summers.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
I'll look forward to see my trousers and cookies... tonight.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Don't suppose you'll look around?
Mine does. Don't tell anyone. It's a secret.
Thanks for the cookies.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Sue me. You have them?
My birthday just moved up. IT's today.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
But can I get them now
Drinking. Not drunk. Ra has nothing to do with my trousers. I've not seen them for two months.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
I suppose I am a dirty old man, but Santa is hardly charming. While we are on the subject of my birthday, I would very much like more cookies. And to find my trousers. Have you seen them? I cannot find my favorite pair. They match my navy suit jacket.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
You know how Christmas in July is for sick kids? Christmas in March is for dirty old men with Santa fetishes.
So, how about those cookies?
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
Christmas in March is as real as my right pant leg.
And I never tell a lie.
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumn
You've never heard of Christmas in March?
Gray Taylor 03/05/17 Autumm
I do try.
Thank you, for checking.
Also, what are the chances I could get my hands on some of those cookies you made at Christmas? They're my favorite kind.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Gray looks. He laugh to himself. Clever, clever girl. He gets it, of course. The man does a fine job at keeping up with the times, which makes him determined to have fun with this.

Usiku mwema
Lucius Dalca 03/04/17 Text: My Tum
Muah! I'll be waiting for you ;)
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
Perfection. Thank you, Autumn.
Let me know when you find the movie.
Bella Notte. 😉
Lucius Dalca 03/04/17 Text: My Tum
Fiiine.. Ill make us a good drink then!
I can't wait. I can almost taste the food :D
Lucius Dalca 03/04/17 My Tum
I am :D
Im sooooo hungry though.. I can prep the kitchen if you want?
Lucius Dalca 03/04/17 Text: My Lucy
Just a tad.
Its just in case you ever need a space for you. I want this to be your home too, darling.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
You know better than that. What's the name of that Italian place out by Westminster Bridge? The one that is an outright stereotype?
Lucius Dalca 03/04/17 Text: My Tum
I told you I was going to start clearing up a room for the things you want.
For dinner.. You mean besides you? ;) hehe I want steak.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
I suppose that depends on if I get spaghetti, too.
Lucius Dalca 03/04/17 Text: My Tum
Im in the house right now moving a couple of things around. What about you, darling?
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Stormy eyes stare down at the message received, only glancing up when a knock comes upon his door. "Just a moment," he murmurs, still managing to bring his voice to carry to the calling door.

A breath is released before ultimately he gives his careful response before placing the phone face down upon the desk and standing to open the door for whomever might be calling upon his attention.

I'll be in your debt.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
You mean you found it, or you mean to retain it once you do?
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
...Lady and the Tramp DVD.
Honestly. Flattery does not equal deception.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
Is it working?
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
You are saint among sinners. Thank you.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
I appreciate the boost of self esteem. ...Could you check with your collection? Please?
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Gray is sat behind his desk, feet up and leaned back in his chair. The blinds are drawn. The man is taking a 'brain break'. It happens once a year, and this time... Autumn is 100% the focus. That Cheshire grin is spread across his face, quiet chuckles escaping him with each sent and received message. It's amusing him. Don't judge him - it's the little things in life.

But if it's lost, how will I find it? It's a DVD. I can't possibly call it's name. There's no replacing it - that'd be wrong. Please advise.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
...But maybe it didn't actually cross the threshold?
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
It does. But I still can't find my DVD, and it's not here so clearly, it must be elsewhere. Are you sure you've not seen it?
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
I can't lie, I may have been drinking that night.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
You had it last. I swear it.
Gray Taylor 03/04/17 Autumn
Have you seen my Lady and the Tramp DVD?
Elouise Orlav 03/03/17 Autumn
What kind of souvenir do you want?
I tried to steal some pennies from this fountain, but there were WAAAAAY too many people around.
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
Jameson and I only discuss topics related to tacos, whiskey, snuggles and movie-time.
It's the key to a healthy marriage!
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
EXCUSE. I'll have you know I campaigned for Rambo. And then I just ended up being pregnant anyway.
...and then I realized how un-fun pregnancy is. But worth it!
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
I'm a very convincing person.
I convinced Jameson a baby was a good idea, sooooo. I'm pretty much the best.
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 BFF
Just do what I do and rush head-first into everything without ever considering the consequences!
It's worked out so far. Husband with cute butt, probably a baby with a cute butt. ...I have a beautiful life.
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
Rent one? Adopt one?
Oo. Just co-parent with me! You'll be the one to make sure it survives!
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
Are you sure? Isn't he Harry Potter?
...can you steal a baby, or something?
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 No Fun
OH. I don't tell you about any of that anyway!
How is Lucius? Is he pregnant yet?
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
What wouldn't you want to know?!
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Love Thief
I'm trying to spoil him!
My dream honeymoon would be alcohol poisoning in Cuba, but I think he'll like Italy.
Plus, I want to eat ALL of the pasta.
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
I'm going to take the hubs somewhere fancy instead.
Rome, fancy.
I don't think he's found the note yet.
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
I wish I was 😫
I had way too much sugar. I'm in pain.
And thank you, so did you! I wanna walk around in that dress forever.
Elouise Orlav 03/01/17 Autumn
My head hurts.
Lucius Dalca 02/27/17 Text: You Know It
I am waiting for you...
Lucius Dalca 02/27/17 Text: Fully
I don't mind that at all..... I wanted something sweet to begin with.
Yeah he is a funny guy. The other is very serious.
Lucius Dalca 02/27/17 Text: Lovely
Perfect. Ill get ready then. Your going to be my desert though ;).

PS: Your brother is so funny XD
Lucius Dalca 02/27/17 Text: You Neither
Well I hadn't started yet so we can go out to a nice restaurant. What are you in the mood for? I want some steak...
Lucius Dalca 02/27/17 Text: Tiny Bit
I like it but I don't mind cooking also. What do you prefer then? My cooking or restaurant? ;)
Lucius Dalca 02/27/17 Text: My Tum
Hey darling, Im cooking some food. What you wanna eat for dinner?
Taylor Ainsworth 02/27/17 Thank you so very much!
Elouise Orlav 02/27/17 Autumn
I have a fantastic metabolism! Rambo is getting tons of protein, though.
Yay! See you soon!
Elouise Orlav 02/27/17 Autumn
Thank you! I'm trying to break the record for fattest baby at birth.
Do you think eating an entire roast beef before lunch is good?
Elouise Orlav 02/27/17 Autumn
I'll be here, eating my feelings and watching Netflix until then!
Elouise Orlav 02/27/17 Autumn
I miss you!
Lucius Dalca 02/27/17 Text: My Tum
It happens, sweetness.
I am soooo waiting for you ;)
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: My Tum
Yes, darling. Been waiting for you. Work took longer?
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: My Tum
Of course. You are my girlfriend. What is not to be happy about? ;)
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Little Leaf
That's fine we have been over the fact he isn't my type.
I may be a sl#t but I am a picky one! Unless they look super f#cking rich.
Gotta make that money honey!
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: My Tum
Fineeee hehe
You mean tomorrow after we arrive?
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Little leaf
This is because you don't want me spooning your boyfriend isn't it?
I can respect it!
But you owe me a shopping trip!
I promise not to pick out any clothes you don't like!
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: My Tum
It to go on the other side? No?
I suppose so.. Ill buy the ticket for tomorrow then so I can be with you.
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Little Leaf
Are you really!? That's awesome!
I was suppose to walk her down the isle don't know if I'm still doing that.
But I have an amazing tux!
What about one night? Sleepover?
You can bring Lulu if ya want!
However I am calling being the biggest spoon! He can be medium!
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: Mine
I might buy you another one too hehehe.
Perfect then. Do you want a day alone with Eloise?
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: Got Ya
I do see about that.. Hehe
I can come tomorrow or the next day. Just need to buy the ticket. We are we staying over there? Same hotel?
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: Totally
Well this is the age of equality but are you saying you would take it? The ring?
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: Never Ever
So the better question is... Are you going to put a ring on it? ;-p
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Little Leaf
My room is clean! Bringing Maddie? Whiskers would love to see her!
Stay with me! We have been lacking in the sister brother bonding!
Also thank you!
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: Hehehe
Not my fault! Who told her to be noisy and look over your shoulder?
Its nice though isn't it? ;)
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: How So
Well... If I was... I would be doing this...
{Sends Her a Nude}
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: Never
I figured it would be easier to start on from Sunday to Sunday ;)
You don't like?
Lucius Dalca 02/26/17 Text: My Tum
Ummmm sure... Thats not odd at all but in any case Im a hacker so meh.

I do have a question for you... You ready for the move? This is my week.
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Little Leaf
First a foremost I miss your face!
Second I would like Lulu's number!
This is the part where you ask why and I shall tell you!
I'd simply like to get to know the man my sister is currently dating, I really have our first encounter to go off of and it wasn't perfect. Yes I am partly to blame most of it was his fault!
But details details!
Would it help if I said pretty please?
Lucius Dalca 02/23/17 Text: Completely
How about I show you when you get home...
Words are words but I like action as the speaker of truths. :)
Lucius Dalca 02/23/17 Text: Yours
Well its a legit question. Why would I trade a real woman for a girl? Thats a reallly bad deal.
Lucius Dalca 02/23/17 Text: Totally Innocent
I don't even remember they were tourists like I was.
Are you really jealous of girls when you are my woman.
Lucius Dalca 02/23/17 Text: Innocent
It was from Mexico. I spent about a month or so there then had to run. Remember?
Lucius Dalca 02/23/17 Text: Huh?
Where did you find that? That is a very old picture.
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn
Where's the love?!
I'd let you move in!
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn
Looks like we're moving in!
Hope you're ready to take care of two whiny babie!
...and Rambo.
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn
I can count down the days on my calendar that I have left to learn how to be domestic af.
Or I'll just make you move in. You make sure Jim-Jam 1 + 2 don't starve!
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn
I'd love an apple pie as a wedding present! 😊
I'm trying to learn how to cook, but so far I'm limited to ramen noodles and the occasional pancake batch.
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn cook?
Looks like I'm marrying the wrong person...
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn
I'm pregnant, I relax no matter what I'm doing.
Bring tacos!
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn
Planning is done! I'm just gonna nap until the wedding day.
Of course I'm excited! Jameson in a tux?? Damn.
Elouise Orlav 02/23/17 Autumn
I used to be fun! I used to snort cocaine off of hookers asses!
...okay, so I didn't do that, but I was fun. I swear. RIP Fun Elouise.
Elouise Orlav 02/22/17 Autumn
I went through all of my drug money planning this wedding.
What. Has. Happened. To. Me.
Lucius Dalca 02/22/17 Text: My Tum
I don't mind. You can be very fast sometimes ;). See you then.
Lucius Dalca 02/22/17 Text: My Tum
It was not bad. I usually get first class to relax.
If you can :D Get dressed at your house first. Something semi-formal.
Lucius Dalca 02/22/17 Text: My Tum
Hey darling, I just made it to London! Where you at?
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
This kid is going to come out ready to shoot a glock.
Jameson and I will create nothing short of a gorgeous, lethal af infant.
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
I should rephrase. The idea of drinking again makes the birth worth it.
Baby, totally worth not drinking ever again, as far as I'm concerned. I'm going to refer to him as Rambo for simplicity's sake. And because his name is Rambo.
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
There is definitely something wrong with it. Who wants to be sober for 9 months?? Jameson can carry the next one.
I am more excited to drink again than I am to have this baby.
Well, sort of. Still. Is that bad?
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
Then in that case we should be great. Plenty of time then unless she is one of those people that take a long ass time...
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
Ugh, stfu. Let me at least pretend.
It's not my fault he's so f*cking adorable. I just got lucky.
If I think more than three is a good idea, please lobotomize me.
Do I have to shave my legs for the wedding??
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
One child, Autumn. Jfc.
I'm not doing this sh*t again.
I don't care HOW cute Jameson is.
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
God damn it. FINE.
You're getting waaaaaay ahead of yourself.
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
Jammies are classy!
And I won't even have to worry about shoes, they're footie PJs too!
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
Sure.. Although its going to take me a bit to get there, darling. When do you guys planned this?
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
Suit? Tux? I don't care.
I know he's not going to show up looking like a hobo.
I'm wearing a tuxedo onesie, so it's only going up from there!
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
Sure. Hit me with it!
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
I thought that was one of yours being a vampire? I mean I like to please..
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
I thought we've learned you shouldn't trust my taste?
It'll be like 27 Dresses, except all of the bridesmaids get to look good.
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
I can't help it! Blame the fetus.
Any color you want! You'll have better taste than me, anyway.
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
Of course I know that, darling. I want to though. We can always talk more about it when I am there.

I might need some DNA samples... LOL JK JK
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
Maybe just a tad *tongue out emoji*. Good! Btw thanks for the key. I will have to give you mine when I get there :)
Spring Summers 02/21/17 Autumn
Stop f-cking texting me. I'll break our god damn f-cking fingers.
Spring Summers 02/21/17 Autumn
Square the f-ck up.
Spring Summers 02/21/17 Autumn
I don't fcking play games, Autumn. I'll prove it, by squaring the f-ck up with your twitchy. F-cking b-tch. I'll off him.
Spring Summers 02/21/17 Autumn
F-ck off. Go get f-cking electrocuted by twitchy f-cking fingers.
Spring Summers 02/21/17 Autumn
Shut the f-ck up Autumn. You don't know f-cking sh-te. I practically fcking pounced his chav @rse in blimey lard. Who the f-ck wants to live after that? Apparently this mother f-cker of a cracker wanker. F-cking bullsh-te I'm not losing my touch.
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
I love bringing the rain. Hehe I am so corny.
Exactly! So by then it should be great :D She seem very excited too.
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
The storm that is coming to you. *wink wink*
Probably sometime this year... She will be coming to London in surprise.
Spring Summers 02/21/17 Autumn
Nay. That dumpster baby, hobo d-ck sucking, f-cking @rsetw@t is still alive.
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
He loves me regardless hehe. You are important to me as my family so don't be sorry. Just be prepared to when I see you in London. A few more days to go :D Ileana wants to meet you though.
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
You know it. And yeah everything is alright. He just isn't happy on what he saw because has been very quiet. No clue....
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
Hehe I should be there soon.
Not much besides the title signing but I am still alive so that is a great thing? Tata isn't happy with me but like I said. Still alive :D
Lucius Dalca 02/21/17 Text: My Tum
I miss you too *kiss emoji*. How is London?
Elouise Orlav 02/21/17 Autumn
I don't even know anymore.
I've been eating since like 6AM.
When are you coming to Moscow? We need to find you a dress! ❤
Elouise Orlav 02/20/17 Autumn
I ate like 4lbs worth of beef today.
This tiny Orlav is KILLING me.
But he's going to be super cute, isn't he? Even if he weighs 14lbs. 😋
Winter Summers 02/20/17 Little Leaf And I miss you!
BUT! Wanna know what I just recalled!?
The fact that YOU refused to rate Lulu's hotness because he was your FRIEND!
Now what!? You are banging like bunnies!
So I was right though solid five yeah?
Elouise Orlav 02/18/17 Autumn
You're such a good wedding planner.
Jameson is going to hate dance classes. I can't wait~!
Elouise Orlav 02/18/17 BEARly Any Fun
Fiiiiine. What about puppies as party favors?
Omfg. I don't know how to dance. Well, I can salsa. But that's not dancing for a wedding, is it? 💃🏼
Elouise Orlav 02/18/17 BFF
I just ate a 🍪 the size of a small 👶🏼.
In other news, I can't seem to find a reception venue that will let wild bears walk around. 🐻😔
Lucius Dalca 02/18/17 Text: My Tum
Nah nothing to be sad *kiss emoji*
The cafe is right outside. Ill flag you down hehe
Lucius Dalca 02/18/17 Text: My Tum
Just a tad. ;)
Sure! Catch some breakfast too. You all packed?
Lucius Dalca 02/18/17 Text: My Tum
Alrighty tea it is.. Good tea too.
I might have used a spell *coughs*.
Lucius Dalca 02/18/17 Text: My Tum
Hey darling. I am at the cafe a block away. Do you want coffee or tea?
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
This is going to be the classiest affair ever, you'll think you showed up to the wrong wedding!
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
Wtf. That is definitely classy enough!
The veil is gorgeous!
... UGH.

Wait. Got it. Pinterest is fantastic!
[IMG] to just make the wedding planner find something close to this.
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
This is my top choice!
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
How sexy is too sexy for church?
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn*t. No.
I guess I'll put on some pants and go look!
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
You deserve a good time!
Maybe come back for the wedding, though. 😉
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
Jason is probably going to be the best man... again.
I'll work on the Nigel thing. If not, then definitely Winter!
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
You sound like Nigel.
Speaking of, did the hubs respond?
Need to know who's walking me down the aisle.
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
Kill me now.
I'll miss potato chips so much.
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 02/16/17 🚨 9-1-1 🚨
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
You know, she was so happy, and so I was happy. Thats all I really care about. So the answer is yes. I enjoyed myself. So? You???
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 Autumn
Sorry. I've been a little spacey. V-Day was good. She seemed to enjoy herself. I'm glad I could accommodate. How was yours?

Nigel and Trista are out. You won't find Trista anyway.. Besides, my parents are dead. 😃
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
We were busy this morning.
Well, he has very specific feelings about mine. And I don't want to have the conversation with him. So I'll leave this as your one and only task! Unless you want to have a bridesmaid party. In which case, you have two.
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
OH. Chocolate. On chocolate. On chocolate, on chocolate.
I emailed him! Tell Lucius I said thank you~.
Ask Jameson if I should invite my parents.
...he'll probably be nicer about it coming from you. Thanks Maid of Honor!
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
It doesn't really matter which flavor I like, there's a bun in the oven. How about Macallan whiskey? That's Jamie's favorite. I think he loves it more than me. Oh! Steak. So much steak. Enough that it would be a tear to Ron Swanson's eye.
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
Ugh. But it's so much fun to be trashy.
Is a champagne fountain classy? Omfg.
What flavor should the cake be?!
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
Yes drugs! Hard liquor in everything!
I'm thinking every table gets a bong.
...this is going to be fantastic.
Wait. F*ck. Pregnant. Okay, so no drugs it is!
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
Aw. I love you.
How do you feel about amphetamines in the punch?
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
You underestimate how much I'll need to sleep between now and the wedding day.
How about the 28th? Mark your calendar, sh*t's about to be LIT.
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
I have literally all the time in the world.
I want doves released.
And a chocolate fountain.
Omfg. Can we get Cher to perform???
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
So, like, next week?
I'm going to wife the sh*t out of him.
Bring your boy-toy! He can help with the flower arrangements.
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
Like, this week doable?
...wanna be my Maid of Honor?
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
Special anniversary?
What about just a 'it's been a few months and I still have a crush on you'? Is that reason enough? I never got to do the white dress, church thing. And I'm not super fat yet.
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
I'm glad you had a nice time. I'm warming up to Lucius. He still doesn't deserve you, but I'm not sure anyone does.
Jim-Jam is best. I want to marry him. Well, again. Can I do that?
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
Omg. Piano? Impressive.
The hubs and I went on a carriage ride. And I ate a cheesecake. Like, an entire cheesecake, by myself.
I'm getting fat.
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
Yay! I want to hear all about it.
You were right about the whole 'effort' thing. I love my guy. 😌
Where did you go? What did you do? Wait. Do I want to know?
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Autumn
I have the best husband, seriously.
How was your night?
Elouise Orlav 02/14/17 Autumn
I'm excited! I haven't seen much of him lately.
Have fun! Tell me all about it tomorrow. Or... maybe don't. It depends on what there is to tell!😉
Elouise Orlav 02/14/17 Autumn
Jameson literally got me dress with space in the mid-section for my food baby tonight.
This is true love, isn't it?
I'm so glad double pregnant isn't a thing.
Summer S Summers 02/14/17 Autumn
A date!! That is exciting. In that case, I hope you have a wonderful time and that the person in question knows just how lucky they are to have you join them.
Summer S Summers 02/14/17 The Hottest Ginger
Happy V-day back at ya, hot stuff! I hope you have a fabulous day. I'll be working, shakin dat a$$ for the lonely single dudes, relieving them of their hard earned cash. It's a tough life, someone's gorta do it. 😘
PS I totally almost typed "the hottest finger". Funny how one letter can f-ckin change the whole tone!
Jameson Orlav 02/14/17 Autumn
Dinner. So much dinner because she loves food. I've also shut down Gorky Park for the night. Its a little chilly, but I've got a carriage to take us through the gardens. I just want to spend time with her. Do you think she'll enjoy it?
Lucius Dalca 02/14/17 Autumn
I can hardly wait.. ;)
Lucius Dalca 02/14/17 Autumn
Maybe . Will I get kisses though?
Jameson Orlav 02/14/17 Autumn
More common than you might think.
Lucius Dalca 02/14/17 Autumn
I like the way I say it more.
Only if you come with me O:-)
Jameson Orlav 02/14/17 Autumn
Aye, I've heard of him.
Best not be a knob. I'll kick his ass for you if he starts up with the fvckery.
..Actually, if he's smart, he'll be more scared of you than me.
Lucius Dalca 02/14/17 Autumn
Honesty is the best policy, darlin. *kiss* *kiss*
Jameson Orlav 02/14/17 Autumn
Same to you.
Have you chosen a victim- er, valentine for this year? 😀
Lucius Dalca 02/14/17 Autumn
I have spent a lot of time there.
But thank you, they got my good side :D
Elouise Orlav 02/14/17 Autumn
Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
Jameson is making me wear real clothes to go out.
And Cheech and Chong ate the lingerie. I give up.
Lucius Dalca 02/14/17 Autumn
How so, darlin?
Spring Summers 02/14/17 Autumn

..I did not just call that wanker my husband.
Spring Summers 02/14/17 Autumn

Spring Summers 02/14/17 Autumn
Miss you too. Hope someone spears these daft f-cks in the face. Valentine's Day should be massacre day.
Winter Summers 02/14/17 Autumn
Well you know I am truly one of a kind!
I love you Autumn have fun tonight! If you need me for anything you just text or call!
Winter Summers 02/14/17 Autumn
Happy Valentine's Day my dear little sister!
I see you and Lulu are an item now congrats on that jazz!
I think it's safe to say you will be seeing his magic wand tonight so here are some Valentine's Day tips!
1. Wear a bra that unclips in the front!
2. You gonna send him some sexy pic? Don't go full nude keep him guessing!
3. You really can't go wrong with the whole covering yourself in sweets bit.(chocolate, whipcream ect.)
4. Use protection because I am your brother and I say so!
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
I love him too! And have you seen that butt?
And he makes some mean scrambled eggs.
And something about being my best friend, etc.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Magic
You said to surprise you, so tomorrow you will be surprised ;)
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: About
Sure, I can work with that!
On the flight there wear something comfortable anyways :P
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Nothing But Love
Full on serious, darling. Bring a set like you did a few nights go. Something sexy too ;).
You can meet me at the Cluj International Airport. It should be close to both our locations?
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
If only...
Or I can just ditch Jameson. You'll make a great step-mom!
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
Omg, so Lucius is~ your date tomorrow!
I was worried you'd die alone.
Well, that's not true. I'd marry you before I let that happen.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Guilty
I am already on the other side and waving, darling.
We are going fly to Constanța and probably stay over at a hotel so bring extra clothes and I will pick you up in the morning. Sounds good?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Its a Secret.
And when you finally say yes, beautiful? What will happen then..
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: My Tum tum
Well if you are having fun with it... I suppose I can keep taking cracks at it.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Don't Pretend
Ill answer that question when you answer mine. What pet names are your exceptions?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Mine Again
Oh yes you do. Just because you want to miss the lone pool party doesn't mean I do.
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
How do I get the URL from my computer to my phone?
Do I hire a magician???
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: That's Cute
Okay then what do you like to be called besides gorgeous, gorgeous?
Then both of you owe me.

Lucius gets up from the heated pool naked, wraps a towel around him, and heads for his specialized computer-surveillance room hidden inside his walking closet. He tracks down Elouise number using Autumn's phone as the outlet and calls her.
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
What's a URL??
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Denial
Never seen it. If I have to get out of the pool to do it you will owe me big time, babe. Did Spring's nudists photos leaked??
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
I am not computer literate!
I'm going to have to buy a new face, aren't I?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Investor
You really have to ask that? Its water resistant, gorgeous. Strong, sharp, steady, clean, smooth.. Overall a very good investment . One that I would be a fool to discard. :)
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 JUST DO IT
Lucius and I are friends now! Didn't he tell you?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: All Profits
Of course I know.. I am in the pool too so you know where to find me for that refund. ;)
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 CALL 911
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 THE MOST
I thought I was sending you my Valentine's Day outfits!
(hint: NSFW)
And I may or may not have posted them on the Mommy & Me forum I'm a part of instead. Guess I'd better change my identity!
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Truth Sets Free
I am sorry the manager is in vacation. In Romania. He is currently hiding in a mountain retreat. :D GPS don't work there.
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Omfg
You haven't been receiving those??
Oh my god. This explains all of those weird texts.
Jameson is going to kill me.
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
Well, there goes MY hallpass plans. Thanks A LOT.
Does this mean I should stop sending nudes?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Hot stuff
Opps no returns, no refund. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
Would it be?
I say go for it. You're the only hallpass I'd allow.
A sign of true love and respect!
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Pfft
Said the buyer ;)
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Muah
No you are the one that hunts the lion that hunts the rabbit. I am just a... mouse. :P
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: A Tiny Bit
I love the chase but I still gotta throw around my snares, no?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Guilty
I need to do something to keep you from running ;)
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
I'm never having sex again.
But you can feel free! You have my permission. Jameson is hot af.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Never Stopped
Oh I know... Very very good advantages.
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
Omg. You agree with ME??
I'm getting this date engraved on a plaque.
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Rightly So
How sure are you of that?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Me
You do know I love the chase... I hope you know how to run on heels.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Yep Mine
Don't forget the hoodie. Also be careful, with a face that beautiful, I might not let you go for the rest of the week.. Rawr ;).
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: My Valentines
Very formal. Btw I miss your face.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: My Valentines
I was hoping you would say that... Wear something formal ;).
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: My Valentine
Do you have a preference for food tomorrow?
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
Okay but how? And WHY??
Who tf invented a sex swing?? I'm going to Google it.

Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Autumn
Omfg, I'm kidding. I trust you and Winter completely.
Well, I don't. But I do. Apparently he meant a 'sex swing'. Wtf is that?
I REALLY don't want to be pregnant .5 seconds after having this thing.
Elouise Orlav 02/12/17 Group Chat: Autumn; Winter
You are so not invited to my baby shower.
Lingerie is a gift for Jameson. Mama is the one who needs presents. Like tequila. So much tequila. Drown me in tequila. NOT baby-making clothes.
Kai Noire 02/12/17 Kai nods his head. "Indeed I am, I have no idea what to buy him anymore so I figured this would do. I could help you bake for whoever you went to see the other night. Unless he's not a baked good sort of man." Smirks as his arms cross over his chest.
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Autumn
This is 🐴 💩.
I'm not a prostitute, for Christ's sake.
I don't care if you two are the f*cking Steve Jobs of lingerie, it's not happening. I like my onesies. And elastic jeans. And baggy shirts. Basically anything that totally obscures my figure. 😈
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Autumn
My sex life is fine!
If you get me lingerie, I'm obligated to wear it.
And I'm lazy AF.
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Autumn
Ugh. He's going to be so f*cking cute.
You'll have to fight your brother over the baby shower. He's totally taken it over. ...and I think he's buying me lingerie. Please help.
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Autumn
The last time Jameson surprised me, I found out I was pregnant. And he didn't even do that on purpose.
Ugh. But my secret is good! Whatever, I'm telling you anyway! I'm having a boy. And I'm worried all of Jameson's name recommendations are going to suck.
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Autumn
He forgot my BIRTHDAY. Valentine's Day pales in comparison.
Also, wtf. A secret? Is it Lucius? Omg. Is it??
I'll tell you my secret if you tell me yours!
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Autumn
I'll be busy watching Jameson forget another important day anyways, I think.
But. Who? I NEED DETAILS. Is he hot? Rich? Old? Is it a sugar daddy??
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Valentine
What are we doing on Tuesday??
Dinner? Movie? Sushi body art???
Atom Noire 02/11/17 -lets out a sigh of relief-
z"Good, Teddy Jace hasn't gotten you."
-gives a bright smile-
"The pleasure is mine! If you need anything of me, Kai knows where I am, like, always. Just if you see a creepy, living teddy bear missing an not engage."
-looks super serious-
"I have a score to settle with him."
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 *grumbles* So what about skinny dipping? *he had to ask*
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 "Yes! Family discount but it is mine!" Lucius grins wider and chuckles, "At least let me put my legs in."
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 Lucius winked at her, ''No I am the one that needs it. Well not as much that I bought the house from Tata''
Remi Rose 02/09/17 Autumn Summers just failed at stealing money from you!
Autumn Summers just stole $0.00 from you!

-must have popular pockets today-

Elouise Orlav 02/09/17 Autumn
I have a wife now.
You should meet her, she's great!
She brings me food, snuggles with me, and we got a dog together!
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 Lucius grins at Autumn looking back at her, "You know you could just ask" Autumn Summers just failed at stealing money from you!
Spring Summers 02/09/17 Autumn
What the f-ck. Sod off the fcking shrooms. JFC.
Atom Noire 02/08/17 -catches a blur pass by-
-chases it-
-finally catches up-
"Hey, are you Autumn? Like, the Autumn that Kai hangs out with?"
Kai Noire 02/07/17 Hurries to Autumn and places down a tray of baked goods. "Only one of these. I only need to know which one is the best." Before her were red velvet thumbprints, red velvet oreo truffle brownies, and red velvet cake truffles.
Elouise Orlav 02/07/17 Autumn
Why? I've got it handled.
I'm going to be a great mom to Roscoe.
Elouise Orlav 02/07/17 Autumn
Why not? It was way cheap.
And I got the stroller for a steal!
...because I stole the cart.
Elouise Orlav 02/07/17 Autumn
But I already have a collar and a crate for it!
Guess I'll just return all of my baby stuff to PetCo. 😔
Elouise Orlav 02/07/17 Autumn
Buzz kill.
Does a kid count as an animal?
Omg. Another pet.
Spring Summers 02/06/17 Autumn
Why the f-ck would I want to go there? Maybe to get away from this fcking chav nugget. Send me a picture! I might be over blimey soon.
Elouise Orlav 02/05/17 Autumn
Why not?! I'd be a good monkey mom!
What about a pygmy goat?
Elouise Orlav 02/05/17 Autumn
Can you bring me a Capuchin monkey?
Lucius Dalca 02/03/17 Text: Tum Tum
Lucius Dalca 02/03/17 Text: Tum tum
I was going to say you are helping me and yourself but I see you got the yourself part down already. :P
Lucius Dalca 02/03/17 Text: Tum tum
Party going down in Dungeon. Home town. Let's go.
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Autumn
You're fantastic.
Can an Elvis impersonator officiate a fake wedding for us?
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Autumn
I think we should give roulette a try too.
I've got money to waste!
Kai Noire 02/03/17 To: Autumn
Subject: Leaders

Yes as do I, better than most given I was one. But that is not important I'm sure he does love me. However I require a great deal of attention. At least from him.

Of course I will point out Jace it is best you don't touch him though. I would be devastated if you ended up one of Sarah's experiments. But we shall talk more when you get here. I will pick you up at the airport.
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Autumn
Don't doddle in Romania too, too long.
I'm going to practice my Texas hold'em skills.
Elouise Orlav 02/02/17 Autumn
To Buffalo? Or to Vegas?
I'm down to burn down either. I like fire.
...but I really want to gamble. Like. Obscenely. Rehab-worthy.
Zarek 02/02/17 I will be sure to take you up on that.
Elouise Orlav 02/02/17 Autumn
I prefer Buffalo, at this point.
We need to plan a real vacation, though.
Like Vegas.
Zarek 02/02/17 I do and I am grateful for it.
Kai Noire 02/02/17 To: Autumn
Subject: I hate surprises

He has a coven to take care of, I knew it would consume all his time. Still doesn't mean it doesn't piss me off. And if I wanted to make him jealous I'd use Jace not you. Speaking of Jace while you are here he might compliment your behind. Just kinda go with it Sarah has yet to put him on a leash.

I will make you all the pancakes you desire love. And I will be nice for you. No threatening, it's pointless much better to just got straight for the kill.
Elouise Orlav 02/02/17 Autumn
Romania sounds like fun!
Well, I suppose anything is an improvement from Moscow.
Look at you, trailblazer. I wish I had the same luxury.
Zarek 02/02/17 Oh, just stray thoughts, or perhaps I simply enjoy hearing my presence has been missed.
Zarek 02/02/17 I am not sure if that reaction is pleasantly surprised or not.
Elouise Orlav 02/02/17 BFF
I wish you were here.
How is London?
Kai Noire 02/02/17 To: Autumn
Subject: Fun together?

Are you certain you can keep up with me? I look forward to it. As of current I'm not tickled pink with my husband but as you wish. I will make sure the room is ready by the time you arrive. And a friend hm? I suppose we can visit, if he is your friend he can't be that bad. Should I bring something? Perhaps baked goods?
Kai Noire 02/02/17 To: Autumn
Subject: Come see me

I would adore to see you in person, I was just thinking today how much I missed hearing you scream at me as I piss pounded someone. Such good memories, come quickly I'm not a very patient man.

Send another text.
And I shalt be having you stay in some nasty hotel here. You may sleep in my quarters, we can make Atom sleep on the floor. Or I can arrange a room for you within Requiem.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum tum
Uh huh. Sure.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum Tum You know what I mean :P
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum tum
As long as they don't get the same as me.. Just saying.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Kisses
That is actually fine with me..
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Nearsight
Minor competition is still competition. That is just the nature of humans and supernatural.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Illusionist
It wasn't my choice. You know I couldn't be around....

I'll be nice.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Denial
I am the sweet spices of your life. Don't you f*cking forget it.
So many rainbows with no rain. Fine. Don't be late.
{Sends her the Location}
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Big One
You would probably kill her.. Just saying.
Who the f*ck is this friend?
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Hoe
Aren't you cute... I want a visit! I don't care if its an hour visit while you are here.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Bewitched
I am not saying RIGHT now. I am busy right now.
Add it to the agenda is what I mean. I'll talk to mom about that in the meanwhile. Not so much for them but for Tata ..
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Muah
Thats classified information.
You were the one that mentioned meeting them again when we were in Moscow. *tongue out emoji*
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tumsicle
Only for you, sugar-honey-ice-tea. Just u .
I haven't seen you in a couple of days what you talking about, Willis?
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum Tum
Ha! HA!! Already did that and more, Boo. You can visit more than one person, genius.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum tum
No sh*t, Tiny Sherlock. Its my home. You are coming here and not visiting me???
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum tum
You are f*cking with me.. I know it >_>
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum tum
That is a fact. Have fun wherever you are going.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum tum
I am your bestie not them other hoes.
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum Tum
Cold blooded.. I see how u is, gurl! I'll remember that next time *wink with stick tongue out emoji*
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum Tum
Yes, of course. Lobby.. *giggle emoji* And maybe one day as a drunken dare.
Still makes me curious. Can I know the name or is that confidential information?
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum Tum
Its something to keep the Dalca bloodline in check. You saw what happened in the room that night..
Wait what friend is this?!
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Text: Tum tum
They are great-ish. My family is still the same but I managed to bribe my sister for a spell I needed. Woot woot!
I miss you. How is London?
Kai Noire 02/02/17 To: Autumn
Subject: Husband

I have no clue as to the whereabouts of my husband. Probably in his office working. I will be sure to yell at him later. I am alright I suppose. More annoyed today than usual. You?
Summer S Summers 02/01/17 Autumn
The shoes are for you, babe. You can find them in the post soon enough. I've sent them to your flat in London. Maybe you can have someone fetch them if you're not in town.
I've found a couple clubs in Sydney- trying them out for a bit before I settle- Dollhouse, Minx, and Porky's are in the main rotation. They have body sushi at Dollhouse and reserved events only a few nights a week at Minx. That means more shoes for mama.
I'll be sure to let the bouncers know that not only will they NOT get tipped out, but a vicious petite red head will be on their ass if they slip up.
Love you! xxxooo
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
I intend to have a ball.
And I'm not even too fat for my bathing suit. Small victories. 👌🏼
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
I'm not too concerned with how he feels at the moment.
And he said I should feel free to leave Moscow whenever I like, so, I'm feeling very free.
He can take his sh*tstorm and leave it in the same place he left the birthday acknowledgement I never received.
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
Get in line. I'm just trying to keep my cool.
I left a note. Do you think that's sufficient?
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 Do I?
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
I'll bring back a case of the most expensive tequila, just for you.
And the most expensive cabana boy, too! 😉
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
I just want to lay on the beach until I get skin cancer.
My solo honeymoon, with real cabana boys!
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
They're at home.
I was serious about the Mexico thing.
I'm going to celebrate my birthday, my way.
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
I miss my kittens.
Well, they're not kittens.
They're angry behemoths now. But still.
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
Make the joke!
I wanna laugh! :(
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 *posts appropriate GIF and witty response*
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 Then it would seem that I have come to the right place.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 The best way to gift an earworm is to mention a Disney lyric.
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
We can go to the Amazon!
The sun can't breach the canopy in most spots.
And I can tame a python.
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
Have you seen my skin?
We'll just get matching ponchos and sombreros.
I want to eat a scorpion!
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
I still am.
Seriously entertaining a trip to Mexico.
You're welcome to come.
Elouise Orlav 02/01/17 Autumn
I'm sure you've left Moscow.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry I was so childish.
And for taking you for granted. I miss you.
Summer S Summers 02/01/17 Autumn
I was shopping for some new work shoes and came across these. For some inexplicable reason, I thought of you! I don't think they'd fetch me a lot of tips, but...some days they just need to be worn, ya know?

Spring Summers 01/31/17 Autumn
Miss you too. How is that b-tch as- cat of yours?
Camille Rameau 01/30/17
Winter Summers 01/30/17 Autumn
Tired of people
Gotcha I'll leave you be
Love you
Winter Summers 01/30/17 Autumn
Have I ever told you about this wonderful thing called a nap?
I personally take one all the time! Super great!
10/10 recommend!
I will show you how to take one if ya need!
Winter Summers 01/30/17 Little Leaf
Is someone being a moody mcmoody pants?
Do you wanna talk about it?
Do you need snuggles?
I can sing again!
You should smile!
You look your best when you smile!
Talking 10/10 sh#t here!
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
UM. EXCUSE. I can't help pregnant rage. It happens.
And then I apologize with snuggles and vodka.
Nope, pretty sure Jameson is dead. And if he isn't, then he'll want to be. 'cuz I'm gonna kick his ass.
Sinclair Vorchenza 01/30/17 Sin nods, acknowledging the welcome as, with parted lips, he runs his tongue across his bottom teeth. He goes to speak and stops him self, a wry smile his final offering before walking away.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
Well he is rude af, but I assume if he's your friend there must be something redeemable about him.
And I'm pretty sure Jameson is dead. Will you be my pity wife? And I mean that as in you're taking pity on me. 😉
Lucius Dalca 01/30/17 Autumn
You do that.
Lucius Dalca 01/30/17 Autumn
For f*ck sakes, figure it out. I am not going to be alive forever.
Lucius Dalca 01/30/17 Autumn
Oh I know.. I am swallowing the poison.
Lucius Dalca 01/30/17 Autumn
I guess British stands for Better?
Lucius Dalca 01/30/17 Autumn
I would have loved if you left a tip.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
I took a nap. I'm sorry.
I love you. Thank you for defending me. ❤
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
Go play in traffic. I'm flying to Cabo.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
I've had a lot of sugar, and I'm very hormonal.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
Fine. Jameson isn't answering either.
I'll just go eat a tub of frosting BY MYSELF.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
You're like two feet tall. I think I can manage.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
I'm going to donkey kick you in the throat, b*tch.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
I will f*cking murder you.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
It's not MY fault my husband stopped loving me!
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
I feel like Jameson definitely should have told you.
I'm gonna eat my feelings. Thaaank you!
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 Autumn
I think my husband forgot my f*cking birthday.
Lucius Dalca 01/30/17 Then maybe she should learn some f*cking manners before asking for them. Pregnant doesn't mean you get to be an ******* to everybody. Thank you Autumn. Thank you for your support.
*shuts the door after her at will and gets a drink*
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Coward? *narrows his eyes* You are f@cking with me.. I can't do anything to the b*tch. If I hit her I piss you off. If I roast her I piss you off. If I haunt her I piss you off. I can't win with you.
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 *whews and gets up from her* Good but I am not staying by myself either.
*helps her up* I don't trust that crazy @ss b*tch either.
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Seriously?!?! What the f@ck Autumn!? *goes to tackle her* Oh no your not leaving. She is coming! That preggo bacon grease loving f@cking monster knows where we are.
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 *Lucius looks down at her and chuckles*
Welll..... You see... She texted me and said she was gonna kick my ass if I didn't give her a massage. As you can imagine that isn't going too well.. I didn't give her my phone # though. She started.

*reads the last text* Tell me you didn't tell her where we are staying...
Elouise Orlav 01/29/17 Autumn
Winter Summers 01/29/17 Crispy Leaf
Autumn leaves are like crispy! The break easy and stuff don't judge me!!!
Winter Summers 01/29/17 Crispy leaf
I feel that is a question you should be asking yourself no?
Winter Summers 01/29/17 Crispy Leaf
I love you too!
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum Tum
I am! It was a great sale and of course I will show you later. Just as long as you don't get PTSD from it.. >>

Blah fine... I can deal with that.
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum Tum
Ha! Cute.. No.. I bought a haunting staff! If you listen in real close you can hear the screams of the dead. Its so cool!

Fine. Just us 4?
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum Tum
I have no clue what you talking about.... Although! Guess what I got?!?
Elouise Orlav 01/28/17 Autumn
Well. Don't tell Jameson that!
I'll put on real clothes. I guess.
Can we go dancing after?
Elouise Orlav 01/28/17 Autumn
Oh, I know.
And I've seen him naked!
I'll put on my fancy PJs.
Wait. Never mind. I can't wear that in public.
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum tum
Wait why is that sparkling rainbow coming?? I don't have that much money!
Elouise Orlav 01/28/17 Autumn
Do I have to change out of my PJs?
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum Tum
Sweatpants and heels? Lovely combo :-p
Elouise Orlav 01/28/17 Autumn
Potentially. Can I bring Winter?
He's currently cradling me like a baby.
His arms are HUGE.
Elouise Orlav 01/28/17 Autumn
Oh. Could have sworn I did.
Either way, he's in Moscow!
I need someone to hold him down while I pull out his toenails.
Winter Summers 01/28/17 Autumn
/(≧ x ≦)\
It's a bunny!
Elouise Orlav 01/28/17 Autumn
Ugh. Fine. I'll get up.
Did I ever mention my first husband?
Elouise Orlav 01/28/17 Autumn
Where tf is my massage?
Also, I have someone I want you to meet!
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum Tum
I am going to try to get us the main both to the show. Its going to be awesome! Wear something sexy and fancy. Rawr

Your friend is invited if she wants to. I don't care either way.
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum tum
Haven't you heard? Its always getting it back that is the fun part.

PS: I want to go to the Bolshoi Theatre tonight. Your in?
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum Tum
You are still getting charged. Muah ;-)
Lucius Dalca 01/28/17 Text: Tum tum
I might just have to start charging you for them massages with the way them hands are going ;)
Lucius Dalca 01/26/17 Text: Tum Tum

I'll behave but only if she agrees not to try to steal you away... >_>
Lucius Dalca 01/26/17 Text: Tum Tum

Uh huh.. And no! She goes for the attack she gets no massage!
Also I don't do feet....
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
Well, it's not like you can get me more pregnant.
...or pregnant at all.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
No. I'm flirting with you, dumb ass.
Lucius Dalca 01/26/17 Text: Tum Tum

You never let me have any day dreams.... :-/

Wait! You did? You sure I wouldn't punched by her man boo? I already got punched for the month!
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
We can change that ;;;;o
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
Gross? You two are NOT boning on my compound.
Don't tell my husband I'm getting a massage from another man. He'll kill me.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
...okay. I'm listening.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
I will kick his ass.
I'm pregnant, but I'm also fit af. I will RUIN him.
Lucius Dalca 01/26/17 Text: Tum tum
I will roast her @ss faster than she can say 'pew pew cachu'........ After she gives birth. Probably never even after. But still!

I have dips!
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
There's nothing to see in Moscow. Case-closed.
I'm moody and I'm not sharing. That mofo better be prepared to sight-see on his own, because I need Autumn-time.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
Lucius Dalca 01/26/17 Text: Tum tum
Someone keeps laughing like a f@cking maniac in the building. Newer guy....

Oooooo I am tempted! Its been a while since I been to Moscow. We have to sight see! When we leave?
Lucius Dalca 01/26/17 Text: Tum tum
You are leaving me with these nut jobs?! For a few days!? You know I can't stay out of trouble. That is my curse!
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
Um. No. This is his fault.
100%. No debates.
... I wasn't sober enough to pay attention, okay. Scotch is powerful. Jamouise was NOT on purpose.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
He said I'm gassy, because I'm pregnant.
I need snuggles, hurry tf up.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
If I tell you, you have to promise not to laugh.
And yes, I'm in Moscow. It's too f*cking cold to go anywhere. And I think if I leave Jameson will probably kill Cal, and that's my job.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
I'm brooding alone in my suite.
I locked rude ass husband out.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
He said...
Long story short, every here is horrible and you're my only person left.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
WTF. I need my BFF.
And Jameson is bullying me.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
Ugh. Kittens.
I'm watching rom-coms and eating my feelings. Come join!
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
I know how to tango, you turd.
Ask Jameson! I used to drag him out all of the time.
Taco Tuesdays are all-inclusive.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
Summer, obviously.
I've got rhythm, bee-otch.
Elouise Orlav 01/26/17 Autumn
You're embarrassing af.
And for the record, I'm a great dancer.
Your sister taught me a lot. Maybe that's why Jameson is always in a good mood?
Elouise Orlav 01/25/17 Autumn
False. My stomach is happy 24/7!
Elouise Orlav 01/25/17 Autumn
So just imagine how many I had yesterday!
Elouise Orlav 01/25/17 Autumn
I may or may not have referred to him by your name.
It's not even lunch yet and I've already had four tacos.
Elouise Orlav 01/25/17 Autumn
I may or may not have pissed Winter off.
In my defense, it was hilarious.
Summer S Summers 01/24/17 Autumn
I didn't sneak out. I just didn't live with a bunch of people so nobody noticed. That and...everyone seemed a bit preoccupied.
Australia does seem to suit me. It is Summer here (hehe) so I can wander around in shorts and tank tops all the time! When these sunny days get old, I'll come to London. In truth, I had eyeballed a nice long visit to the coast of Mexico, but changed my mind.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
But you're more adorable. ;)
And I'm lucky to have you. ;) that good enough?
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
But he's so f*cking cute! Come ooooon!

I guess I'll stop. I can fawn over you if you want! ;)
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
Omfg. No one is getting cut.
I'm just saying in comparison to my husband, I'm always the horrible one.
I mean, you've met Jameson, right? He's the best person ever.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
Autumn. Think about who you're talking about.
Jameson is the best person ever.
I'm the sh*tlord in this situation, 100% of the time.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
...I think it's a term of endearment for us.
He told me I was perfect the other day. He's fine.
And, yes, I'm definitely offering.
...because it'
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
Jameson says I'm a potato all of the time.
Literally before he kissed me for the first time, he called me a potato. I am the embodiment of a potato.
...I give better massages. F*ck that guy.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
Omg. No. Jameson is the only one who gets to see me naked.
And even then, no. I'm a f*cking potato.
...time is a social convention. I'm obviously better.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
Ha. Haha.
Sure, Jameson is my husband. So is Jason. See?
I don't like this Lucius. He's stealing my Autumn time.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
You mean Jason? He is my husband.
...and I think he's bi. Whatever. He's a great cuddler.
It's not MY fault Jameson works. Or that I'm needy.
Who the f*ck is Lucius?!
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
It doesn't count if they're gay!
If you'd come to Moscow, I would add you to the list of snuggle-buddies, but nooooo, you've got more important matters to attend to.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
Winter is a lovable, but a wh*re. I can't possibly be a wh*re, I'm monogamous!
...unless that's wrong. Who knows. Maybe we are alike!
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 Autumn
Ugh. Cats make me so happy.
Not as happy as you make me, though!
Come visit you b*tch.
Winter Summers 01/24/17 Winter shrugged a little. "I feel like I am pushing it with living in the laundry room ya know? I'm a vampire her hubby does things to them. He terrifies me! She said she wont let him hurt me and I believe that but still ya know? Of course you know I'm a pu$$y anyway!"

He peeks over at the photo album. "Taking a trip down memory lane? Any good pictures in there?"
Winter Summers 01/24/17 Winter let out a sigh as he stopped dancing. "I mean of course I am! But you know! I hate living in a laundry room! It's so boring and I read all my books. I almost started folding their clothes! Every time I think about leaving she sucks me back in with snuggles."

He moved over and sat on her bed. "My cat got adopted by another cat and I also really missed your pretty face."
Summer S Summers 01/23/17 Gorgeous
I'm chillin' in Syndey for a bit. The beaches are fabulous and there is eye candy galore. Here's me taking a picture of one while he takes a picture of me. If you're looking to be on the opposite side of the globe from London for any reason, I have a place for you to crash.

Winter Summers 01/23/17 Winter entered his sisters home, went straight for her room. Opened the door and smiled at her. And oh so slowly, almost in SLOW MOTION brought his phone up and hit the screen. As soon as he did the friend's theme song started to play and the best part Winter starts dancing. Ugly dancing.

"Come on Autumn! Dance with your big brother!" He is also not breaking eye contact as he continues to dance.
Elouise Orlav 01/23/17 Autumn
I have a great metabolism!
...and... other stuff.
Elouise Orlav 01/23/17 Autumn
My diet consists of tacos, burritos, cheetos, red wine and ice cream.
Elouise Orlav 01/23/17 Autumn
I was so bored today I went for a hike on my treadmill.
I EXERCISED. tbh it's fun I'm having a great time.
Am I a fitness nut now?
Elouise Orlav 01/23/17 Autumn
This is why we're friends.
Spring Summers 01/23/17 Autumn
He'll be f-cking ace.
Spring Summers 01/23/17 Autumn
Why would I want to watch that sodding pewpew motherf-cker?
Elouise Orlav 01/22/17 Autumn
My husbands are jealous of my extracurricular cuddling with your brother.
They'd probably be less jealous if it was with you.
Come back to me!
Lucius Dalca 01/22/17 Text: Tum Tum
If you say so. XOXO
Lucius Dalca 01/22/17 Text: Tum Tum
Never a threat. I just know from experience it isn't good to be alone for too long.
Lucius Dalca 01/22/17 Text: Tum Tum
Nu mă face să merg după tine.
Lucius Dalca 01/22/17 Text: Tum Tums
Im not entirely sure what just happened but... I think that way you storming off to the elevator and out the building.

I hope your okay but if you are not. Im here for 'u'.

PS: Painting the suite!
Blaize Summers 01/22/17 The man bobbed his head in agreement. "Yes, Spring is quite the adaptable creature. We were raised by nudists so it only makes sense, the whole naked thing."

Then there came the anger. Then the threats. Yes, yes, Blaize was always the bad guy. Always the one who tried to ruin everything for everyone. this was getting old. Quick.

A few moments of silence filled the air after her tantrum before he finally spoke. "Are you finished?" He waited for a response before continuing. "Now, let's get one thing straight. All I do is for the sake of the family. Not just you. Do you understand that? Or are you so stuck on yourself and your own issues that you thought we all revolved around you?"

His hands clasped behind his back as he began to walk towards the door. "We are not your pawns, we are not your lackies. You bringing an unknown man around your family is an issue of security. Hop on his d!ck, for all I care. Do as you please with him. However, I am concerned with the family as a whole. Not. Just. You." Though his face was calm in his harsh words, his crimson eyes blazed with anger. "I love you, and I always will, but you need to see the bigger picture here. With Twig deciding to be around anybody, and I mean anybody, can be a threat. And I will not let you jeopardize the rest of your siblings."

The man adjusted his collar, fixed his hair, then made his way back towards the door knowing just how she'd react. She'd want him to leave. "When you are done wallowing in your self pity, then we may talk about what is really going on. Until then, I must check on your other siblings."
Blaize Summers 01/22/17 "If that's what you must tell yourself." Blaize never was good at the whole sympathy thing. He was trying for his siblings' sakes but sometimes his old self would sneak right in there.

As the woman spoke he continued to inspect the surrounding area. "Either she has finally snapped, or she's in love. Either way I am not concerned for her." Finally his eyes rest back on the woman, the crimson hue of his eyes studying her movements. "Wonderful. Another man from your past surfacing to annoy me. I will have to pay him a visit."
Blaize Summers 01/22/17 "And yet Gray happened."
-makes a face and a gagging sound-
"I see Spring and Casey are still married. I'm surprised, to say the least."
-inspects the area with a good sniff-
"New scent in the air. Any new friends I should know about?"
Blaize Summers 01/22/17 -gives her a suspicious look-
-hugs anyways-
"Well, good to know. I sometimes feel if I look away for a mere second you all seem to have new events transpire."
-lets himself in-
"Have you sworn off men yet?"
Blaize Summers 01/22/17 -knocks on the woman's door-
"Little Red, did you break another phone? I hadn't heard from you my whole time away."
-taps foot-
Elouise Orlav 01/22/17 Autumn
I think I just slept for an entire day...
It was beautiful.
Lucius Dalca 01/21/17 Text: Tum tum

Great! Then I will see you in my suite. Bring your appetite! Wait..... Sh*t, do you still eat regular food?
Lucius Dalca 01/21/17 Text: Tum Tum

Mayyybe a little bit of both... I needed to relax so I can decorate my new suite. You wanna help moi? I have your JWB!
Lucius Dalca 01/21/17 Text: Tum Tum

You always say that *wink wink*
Spring Summers 01/21/17 Autumn
I have met the man of my dreams. He turns into dinosaurs. Will you help me kidnap him?
Lucius Dalca 01/21/17 Text: Tum tum

I got the magic rod of goodness and joy :D You know what I a talking about ;)
Gray Taylor 01/21/17 Autumn
That's not what I meant, but I am glad to hear that. Thank you. You've clarified a lot.
Gray Taylor 01/21/17 Autumn
Is that right? And just how long have you and Lucy been... religious?
Lucius Dalca 01/21/17 Text: Tum Tum Its more like a rod >_>
Gray Taylor 01/21/17 Autumn
Malfoy has a pet name already?
Gray Taylor 01/21/17 Autumn
Gray Taylor 01/21/17 Autumn
I aim to please.
Lucius Dalca 01/20/17 Text: Tum Tum,

I will pray for you.
Lucius Dalca 01/20/17 Text: Tum Tum

Lying is bad for your health. I dont want you to get sick :(
Elouise Orlav 01/20/17 Autumn
Cuddle buddy.
Gray Taylor 01/20/17 Autumn
Real men don't need accessories.
Lucius Dalca 01/20/17 Text: Tum tums Did you watch the movie??
Lucius Dalca 01/20/17 Text: Tum Tum He looks like he would have a red room.
Lucius Dalca 01/20/17 Text: Gray So... You are the guy from 50 Shades of Grey?
Gray Taylor 01/20/17 Autumn
Unfortunately, there are some things you cannot unsee, and some of it was caught on camera in the hallway.
Spring Summers 01/20/17 Autumn
I.. do? Mum & Dad were always naked. That's what my marriage should be like, right? Victor can give them to the homeless shelters.
Spring Summers 01/20/17 Autumn
....Aren't all wives nudists?
Spring Summers 01/20/17 Autumn
I'm great! I'm giving all my clothes to Victor. I think I'm going to move into Casey's room now. How are yooou?
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Little Leaf
What fight over? I can't fight!
This just isn't gonna work, I think I'll just stay in London
Good old sh#tty London.
Elouise Orlav 01/20/17 Autumn
I saw it. NO THANK YOU.
... I think Winter is moving in. Help.
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Little Leaf
When you come visit we can cuddle! Or not but my room is always open!
Not that I believe I'll live there all the time, I mean it IS a laundry room!
Plus can't bother you from here!
Elouise Orlav 01/20/17 Autumn
Can he carry the next f*cking baby then?
I don't think it's normal. UGH.
Why do babies and my husband have to be so damn cute?
Is there a return policy on children?
Elouise Orlav 01/20/17 Autumn
You're welcome! He's fine as hell.
No, no twins. As far as I know. This is just half-pregnant, half fat.
I think Jameson wants to have more than one kid. Is that normal??
Elouise Orlav 01/20/17 Autumn
Are you drunk already?
Have you seen my husband??
Omfg. Does that really happen? AM I GOING TO DIE?
Elouise Orlav 01/20/17 Autumn
Summer says double pregnant is a thing!
Now she wants to be a doctor. You should probably intervene.
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Autumn
Currently on my way just so you know but I need your permission to live in the order
I'm gonna live in the Laundry room! Totally worked it out with Elouise
Except she said I had to ask you so ya know I can right?
They have cats, and dogs, also sexy husbands! It's my paradise!
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Autumn
HA! You are funny! Guess what? Now I'm coming over! Jokes on you! I have keys to everywhere you can hide! I will find you!
Elouise Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
Of course I'll like the little sh*t, it's mine.
Minus the puke I think we're already friends!
But that doesn't mean I'm doing this whole sober thing ever again.
BORING AF. Unless our kid is really cute. Then maybe we'll have like 12-15 more. And name them all George Foreman.
Elouise Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
-Child-. CHILD. Singular.
One and done. I'm not a rabbit, jfc.
If Jameson wants more kids he can have an affair.
Elouise Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
Excuse? My mother always came up with the best games.
Did you ever run with scissors?
Oh. Oh my god. Okay I get it now.
Elouise Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
... Really?
What about 'metal pole in the lightning storm'? That was one of my favorites!
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Little leaf
Is my personality bad? Be honest with me! I know when you are lying! You have a tell bish! Also brother magic is how I'm gonna know if you are lying to me through text.
Gray Taylor 01/19/17 Autumn
How the hell.. you know what? I don't want to know. Make Spring give him his own room. If she has any problems, tell her to come see me.
Elouise Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
Am I the only kid who played 'toaster in the bathtub'???
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
Erm, I'm not sure there's room for you in the nursery..
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
Completely at peace with it. Who's idea do you think this was, anyway? You should see the nursery.. Don't tell Elouise I'm building a nursery. Its a surprise.
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
You're right. I'm even laughing right now. But she's asleep, I think, so covet your peace.
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 Autumn
>.> what do you think I do in my office all day?
Spring Summers 01/19/17 Autumn
Perfect & Delightful. How else would I feel?
Spring Summers 01/19/17 Autumn
I'm giving it to him myself!
Lucius Dalca 01/19/17 Lucius rolled his eyes just watching her texting and all that ****... By the time she finally sat down he had downed his 2nd glass and was working on the third. He had a nice little buzz going on. "Do you have to be so conceited... Jesus, Autumn you are cute at best, Okay..." He shook his head as if she didn't know he liked women with more meat on the bones. There were times where he was attracted to her but there weren't that many. Especially when she acted all weird about it.. Shrugs. He despised the awkardness she seemed so keen on creating. To him some things were just natural though.

"Doctor Freud? What sappy soup opera you watching now? You know what don't even answer that... Just tell me whats been going on all this time. The last I saw of you was..." He looked thoughtful while he lightly twirled the liquid in his glass, "About 2 or 3 years ago? It was brief."
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
I think Jameson would kill me.
But I mean. COME. ON. The man has moves.
If you can't tell, he's still working. And here I am, covered in cats and dogs.
Can't believe I wasted like five months not molesting him. WTF was wrong with me.
Well, Tequila. Reefer. A smidgen of cocaine.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Also, what the f*ck are hashtags? I'm so behind. The Internet is really testing the limits of my mind, here.
I can understand Skype. Jameson did a strip tease on camera while I was in Buffalo.
... he's honestly a pretty good dancer.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
He'll LOVE it.
Jameson is so f*cking cute I want to puke.
I literally just want to hug him all day.
This is the hormones speaking.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
B*tch, I'm pregnant for a goddamn reason.
... had to lock this sh*t down, hard.
And he's so nice and sweet and cute. 😍😍
Don't tell him I said that. Or do. I don't care.
I LOVE MY HUSBAND. I'm printing t-shirts.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
And you're the only person I'm okay with having this knowledge! ❤️❤️
He's carved from stone. Jesus Christ. The least he could do is have a LITTLE body fat. How do you cuddle with a boulder??
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
I spent 20 of the 24 hours in the day with him.
It would be better if he spent at least 18 of those hours shirtless. But, we can't all get what we want.
Moscow is always open to you, darling. You know that.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Or come back to me!
You left Jameson and I alone for five minutes and it didn't end well.
Well, it did. But it also involved me not ignoring my feelings. Gross. Please return ASAP.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Spring and I would make great friends if she didn't scare the piss out of me.
You can solve any undesirable situation with fire, y'know.
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 "So... a 3 out of 10... Ill take a 3.." He said drinking more of the vodka casually. Not that he didn't believe in her threats but they been friends for so long he knew her better.

Nods then looked around the room again. "Well I don't have it.." He looked straight at her then offered more of the vodka. "I can tell you it is somewhere here so.... Maybe your bed? Unless you don't trust me and want to search me. You are more than welcome to, pal." He stuck his tongue out at her knowing she sure as hell wasn't going to go that route.

He shrugged and looked pointedly at her, "Ill look for it before I go. Can you just sit down with me and catch up... I've had enough crazy for one day no thanks to you too." She knew EXACTLY what he meant too.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Oh god. If it's twins I'm dipping. DON'T JINX IT.
If I have to raise two tiny me's I will drown myself. Can you even imagine? They would just feed off each other's demon energy.
What did Spring do? Are you sure it's not funny?
Gray Taylor 01/18/17 Autumn
Oh. Well, I don't actually keep spare keys to your rooms. Privacy and all that.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Double pregnant isn't a thing, right?
Did we go over this already?
Wait. Do I need to fly to London? Whose ass am I kicking?
Gray Taylor 01/18/17 Not a Sapling
...He wasn't meant to be in your room?
Spring Summers 01/18/17 ~Still salty af about kid photo~
Ask Gray. The wanker has the memo & the key.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
I miss you, come back.
Also, Jameson is SO. HOT.
He can make a sandwich AND pour juice all at the same time.
If that isn't sexy, I don't know what is.
Spring Summers 01/18/17 Autumn
You're welcome, b-tch.
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Lucius gave her the tumbler with the vodka and searched his pockets for the key. Left, Empty.... Right, Empty.... Checked back pockets.. Empty too. "Right... On a scale of one to ten. How made will you be if I were to tell you I lost the key...." He grin innocently and looked the other way while drinking the vodka, "This is good stuff." He tried to change the conversation.
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Lucius chuckled grabbing two glasses from her cabinet and going to the living room to get the vodka. Yes! This was good vodka: Polugar Single Malt Rye. Now we are talking. He poured the liquid in both glasses and tasted his very slowly.

"Are the rooms as good as this one? This 'is' a suite..." He grin thinking he was going to be 'visiting' often. Probably raiding her liquor cabinet every time too. He sat down to enjoy the drink, "I poured you one too... So get your ass here and drink with me!"
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Lucius gave a soft nod as he sat up on the bed then arched an eyebrow, "Where is my vodka from Russia? I've been waiting for that since you said you were bringing it." He stood up and gave the kitten a tender scratch behind the ears before heading to her liquor cabinet.

"Its good to see you too, old friend. I see you are living good. What wrong with the place here?" He asked with a grin as he opened the cabinet and marveled silently to himself. I like this..... "Classy...."
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Lucius heard the door open and the small footsteps approuching the bedroom but he didn't really move or made any inclination to even open his eyes. The ball of fur was sleeping ever so peacefully by his side. He really like cats. When his life wasn't so f@cked up he might even get one himself.. Or steal hers.

"Spring..." He said it with a yawn, "She wants me to f*ck you then die.. Or was it die first and then f&ck you.... Hmmm I dont know, vampires are weird creatures." He started to stretch and when he did that is when the kitten started to move too like 'what what happened ohh owner!'

"Hell of a joke by the way..." He looked at her this time with a look that said I need to drink.
Maya J Lawson 01/18/17 Furrowed brows became incredulous as she looked on to the fair skinned woman with flowing locks of red hair. There was something that was troublesome in the woman’s stance and the vulgarities that slipped from her lips. However, Maya wasn’t a detective, and she surely wasn’t some old bitty that lived off the misery of other people’s lives. She simply observed the emotions that people let on and left it at that. She didn’t want people prying in her life so she tried her best to respect others privacy.

“Boredom, huh.” Maya shrugged her head and the smile fall away from her lips. She had been in that position, she had dwelled on the constant lull that every familiar day held, but one day things would turn around. There would be excitement and fulfillment, but till then Maya would let this woman continue her routine.

“Good luck.” Maya patted the pocket that held her barren wallet before turning to retreat.
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Lucius waited and waited.... Okay either she was standing him up or she forgot they were meeting each other. He stroked the kitten's soft fur, "Your owner is taking a long ass time..." He chuckled laying back on the bed and yawning.

He started to rest his eyes before a buzz woke up. Ugh... He had just started to drift!

Text: Tum tums,

Im scared. I don't know where I am. It dark and there is a cat. Hurry. Save me!
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Lucius made a quick escape from Winter and headed straight to Autumn's room. He had the key to her apartment, thanks to Spring, but he also didn't know where else to meet her so he figured that would be the best place. Opening the door, he saw that she wasn't there yet but there was a very friendly kitten there that approuched him with curiosity. "Hey there, buddy." He grin at the kitten as he petted her softly. He was never a big fan of dogs but with cats that was a whole different story. Talk about a stereotype that was actually true, at least with him personally.

He took a seat on the bed and tried to relax as much as possible. She was bringing him a vodka so that was going to help a lot. He waited as he petted the kitten and looked around.. Huh so organized but so plain...

Winter Summers 01/18/17 Little Leaf
Lulu still has his bits I think, also he is awful! Keeps calling me homo! Plus he threatened to kill me! I secretly think he's being so hostile cause I am making him question his sexuality he just doesn't want to admit it. And I know we said goodbye to each other like five seconds ago but I was DYING to meet your friend!
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Tum Tum

I swear to all the gods, Im going to decorate your house in mirrors on every side. Just hurry up and get here before I die from overdose. This is worst than Hogwart's training camp.
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
I love your brother. If you ever get tired of Winter, you know who to give him to.
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Tum Tum

Uh huh....

You are so conceited sometimes but I still love you. And I had some time in my past as a calendar model in Romania, okay? I am not proud of it but it did get me paid and laid. Thanks for the surprise! Ima get you for that.
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Tum Tum

Ugh. Winter. The name sounds familiar.... Another crazy ass? No thank you.. I don't need to turn my life into battlezone galactica. Although the biting sounds fun if it is coming from you. Wink wink

Only because you love me and I am told I am hard to love. Ha! Can you believe that ****? Me hard to love? Harry Potter is hard to love. He is an ugly 4 eye motherf@cker. I could go for Warlock of the year though! Mrs. November.
Winter Summers 01/18/17 "Ah Lucius! Good old Lucius! No I have no f#cking clue who that is! I must have been off playing dress up with Summer. Or whatever I did when we were younger really I blocked most of that stuff out. Not that it was ALL bad but majority of it was."

Winter gave her a look. "What do you mean he's a friend so you can't rate his hotness of course you can! Example..." Goes silent for a good few second before snapping. "Elouise is a solid 8.5! I think we are friends anyway.."

Winter was getting uncomfortable with his sisters smiles as of late. She seemed alright and he didn't wanna bring up a sore subject but something was amiss here. "I will go see Lucia! I'll check to make sure he has his bits." Stops yet again. "Did I say his name wrong there?"
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Winter places his hand on his chest. "Me!? A Drama Queen!? Never! I am hurt you'd say such things!" Winter shook his head at his sister words. "Hand jobs are just eh! And I tend not to blow the guys I'm gonna rob. I feel it's kind of a personal I sorta like you thing to do. Not saying I haven't done it but let's not dive into details."

"Oh A friend!? Who is it? Do I know him and or her? Is she and or he hot? And maybe you should check to see if he has those bits. I think it's the first place Spring would go for."
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Tum Tum

Because you never liked it very much. Its supposed to be cute like you! I can just pinch your cheeks. You don't have to steal it. You just have to............... borrow it... Yes, yes borrow.

*sighs* I suppose the vodka will work for now. Im going to need it by the time I get with today's session with your sister. By the way thank you for that! I didn't know my mental health meant so little to you.
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Winter looks at his sister horrified as she threatens to kick his nuts. "Autumn! How dare you! You know I NEED those!" Motions to his private area. "I need all of this! I will starve and die without it!" He smiled at her, oh how he did miss her. "It was alright! Boring without you lot! How have things been around here? Anything super important I missed?"
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Puts his adorable little sis sis down. "Oh man Winter I missed you so much! I counted the days you were away! My heart is filled with joy now that you returned!" Stops doing his Autumn voice deadpans. "Is that too much to ask for hm? I don't think so!"
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Scoops his baby sister up and spins her around in a tight hug before placing her down. "Hello little leaf! I'm home! Did you miss me? Of course you did why wouldn't you! I am a very missable guy!"
Lucius Dalca 01/18/17 Tum tum

Fun house? Of course you have to be the ironic one of the two.... This is by far the oddest coven I have ever encountered.

Come back soon! *whispers*

Yes! Bring me a medieval mural of the russian landscape.. Oh and russian ice cream too!
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Don't worry, I'll take care of the extraneous stuff.
Best of luck in London!
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Ugh. Fine. Only because I know you'll come back.
Don't forget to give Nigel his present! Call his wife fat or something too.
Maybe pop his son's soccer ball.
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
What.. Why are you saying that?
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
You can't leave! You're the only person here who doesn't think I'm horrible!
Elouise Orlav 01/18/17 Autumn
Maya J Lawson 01/17/17 Autumn Summers just failed at stealing money from you!

Autumn Summers just failed at stealing money from you!

Autumn Summers just failed at stealing money from you!

The day was dragging on and suddenly Maya felt the familiar sensation taking over her body. Somewhere was near, but it wasn’t something that she would consider dangerous. Like clockwork it, the female would approach Maya and casually slide by her with a sly smile. The first two days Maya had let the woman pass by with nothing more than a shake of her head and a slight smile. Today, however, was the third day in a row and the routine was becoming apparent.

“Well someone is needing some extra attention I see.” A firm smile was placed across Maya’s lips as her brows lifted in amusement. She wasn’t angry with the fiery spirit attempting steal the small amount of change from her pockets but rather intrigued by the continuous attempts. “If you needed a friend all you had to do was say hi.” Grinning Maya pulled out her pockets to reveal the big fat nothing she was carrying around today.
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Does this count?
[video recorded]
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
I'm scarred for life.
You're awful.
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
He won't tell me!
I don't want to ask the Internet. It's scary.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Do NOT fall for her lies. Believe me when I say that she knows what sexting is. She's just trying to get you to send nudes.
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
I'm not trying to get YOU laid.
I'm learning a lot about 'booty calls'.
What is sexting?
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Okay. Fine. We can go dancing.
I don't have any clothes that look good AND fit.
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Um, I don't ask. Or tell.
You can dance, and I'll stuff my husband's hard earned money into some guy's thong. Win-Win.
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Yes clubs. Elouise go to clubs.
Need shirtless men dancing on me.
Jameson won't get me food.
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Autumn
Food. Am need food.
Spring Summers 01/16/17 Autumn
I'm going to beat the living fcking sh-te out of you with Gray Taylor's body.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 "Dad implies participation in my life. It's Nigel. And yes, mischief is one of the innumerable reasons we're friends."

Elouise flicks Autumn on the arm. "I'm going to go eat a double cheeseburger and take a nap. ...and then we're gonna do something fun. Like Yahtzee. And I'll even let you drink." With a little wave, the blonde teeters off, onesie and all.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 She lets out a groan, eyes rolling. "Autumn, it's a joke. I got him a watch. Okay? You're acting like I want to kidnap him and bring him to Moscow to be tortured, or something."
Gray Taylor 01/16/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 "No, that was a joke. I'm not crazy. I just need you to give something to my father for me. He said he'd be in Moscow, but, plans change..." The disappointment in her tone is palpable, but she simply shrugs, a smile replacing her mood.

"I'll give it to you before you leave. It's not a big box. ...and it should probably get through airport security."
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 "Pft. I'm pretty sure Jameson is close to ditching. Or kicking me out. He cleans up so much puke. Sometimes I don't even attempt to get to a trash can or toilet." Her brows waggle, a devious glint in her eyes. "How else is he going to know how I feel?"

Lifting one of the frames, Elouise donning a sombrero, double-fisting bottles of tequila. Classy. "London? Just some... light kidnapping. Nothing serious."
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Elouise releases the shorter woman, giving her a pat on the head. Because she's fun-sized and adorable. Taking her bag, the blonde begins trudging back from whence she had come, padded feet stomping as she did.

"You're right. My husband never makes me do anything. He's wonderful." As she guides Autumn through the heart of their complex, she shoots a glance back. "I guess this means you're on puke duty. Lucky you." An idle smirk dances on her lips as she stops, pushing open the door to an unoccupied room.

Everything seemed to be in order, and Elouise had even made the space a bit more homey. decorating it with several pictures of herself, of course. "And you can massage my feet. And my back. You're my b*tch now."
Gray Taylor 01/16/17 Autumn
I'm convinced you're just a tiny terrorist.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn

Elouise finally crawls out of bed, grumbling under her breath as she heads towards the entrance, not at all thrilled to be a) awake or b) moving. She was dressed head-to-toe in her Wonder Woman onesie, and a cranky scowl. In the foyer stood one punny red-head, as well as her luggage.

"I won't even get out of bed for Jameson, so, you're welcome." Her attitude subsides as she grapples the woman in a bear-hug. "Welcome to Moscow, you skank."
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Actual Wench
That involves me getting up. Just come in, it's not locked, ass.
I hope you brought food, or we're not friends.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
You're talking to the master of knock knocks, here.
The door is not stuck.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
jfc. Who's there?
Kai Noire 01/16/17 To: Princess
Re: Picture

You are truly a beautiful woman Autumn, and once again thank you.
Jameson Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Kai Noire 01/16/17 To: Princess
Subject: Picture

Send me one, my husband has no idea what you look like and I tried to explain to him but he just doesn't get it. I figured this would be easier no? Thanks in advance love.
Gray Taylor 01/16/17 Autumn
Put that down.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Details better shared in person.
And I don't want Jameson to know. He's stressed enough.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Pft. I do that all of the time.
When you go back to London, I may have a small job for you.
Nothing lethal, I swear!
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Did you tell Dr. Handsome you're coming to visit?
I think he's still mad I puked on his Armani this morning.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Guess it's back to clinging to Jameson's leg until he tranquilizes me!
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Um. That seems like more of a you problem.
I need constant human contact or I'll die.
Jameson can verify. I become more of a monster than before.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
I would say you could just come hide in my bed oasis, but Jameson is VERY territorial about cuddle time. He's like a koala.
But cuter.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Last week I left for like an hour to get some soup, and I think I lost a toe. So, no.
My movements are limited to the bathroom and my bed. And sometimes Jameson's office, but that's just to distract him. Or send him for tacos.
Ophelia Fraye 01/16/17 Better late than never! Thank you for the welcome. :)
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Oh, good. Just don't tell Jameson that.
He'll get a complex.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Jameson and I both grew beards since you were here last.
Mother Russia, man.
Jameson Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
She always seems to be. Doesn't do as good of a job hiding it as she thinks. I keep her on her toes. Don't want those wits going dull while she's unable to wreak havoc. That's ❤👍
Jameson Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
Whatever Elouise told you, don't believe her. But you know you're always welcome in Moscow. We're happy to host you.

If you don't mind, I'd rather my little recruitment speech stay between you and I. Elouise.. Doesn't need the added stress. Its kind of a surprise.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
You should come back to Moscow.
That way Jameson can hang out with you, and I can do literally anything else. And I miss you.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
At this point, he cries more than I do.
And then he tries to rub my stomach for good luck.
Even tequila didn't make me this sick. Tequila was a good friend.
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17 Autumn
My favorite part of every morning is when Jameson holds my hair back while I puke, and we both realize our love isn't strong enough to survive this pregnancy. ❤
Gray Taylor 01/15/17 Autumn
Gray Taylor 01/15/17 Autumn
I never did understand the difference.
Gray Taylor 01/15/17 Autumn
Good save.
Gray Taylor 01/15/17 Autumn
That never happens, so...
Elouise Orlav 01/14/17 Autumn
You touch my butt, I touch yours!
...maybe I'll get some chap-stick with this nine bucks.
Jameson Orlav 01/13/17 Autumn
Its no use. Its MY money, and I think she gets some sort of sick satisfaction from someone stealing it out from under her.
Summer S Summers 01/12/17 Hearing her phone buzz, Summer sat up on the couch, shoving bags of crisps and Cheetohs out of her way in search of it. It gave a second reminder buzz a few moments later. "F-ck!" She squealed in frustration, finally fishing her phone out of a now-empty ice cream container. Pinching it between two fingers, she wiped it off on her yoga pants. Clamping a short roach between her lips, she sent a reply.

Dude...I know of what you speak. I only know what day it is when Carl comes a-knockin' to pick me up and take me to work.
It was really great seeing you the other night. We need to do it more often. No need to wait for some bullsh-t reasons.
Winter Summers 01/12/17 This would be the second time someone had slipped into his back pocket and stole his money! And the second time it was someone he knew! "Oh yes yes Autumn have a great old time." With her skipping away he slipped his wallet into his front pocket, surely that would stop people from stealing from him!
Casey Noire 01/11/17 The boys obvious hunger was surely a tell-all, but the raging hunger that continuously brewed inside of him was nothing out of the ordinary. He was always hungry. Control was something he had worked profusely to master. Without it, he would tear apart cities, eating his way through them until entire blocks of populous were destroyed.

Still, he didn't trust anyone. He certainly was not about to start now.

"How painfully thoughtful of you, but I'm still not f+cking eating that b+tch unless you prove that she's not poison. Maybe one of these other manky b+stards down the hall will be more trusting."
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
No. .. Well, I don't know. It depends on which side of the fence you're on, I guess. She's not completely squared with me, but she's blood. Something tells me you know what I'm saying.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
Lol. You're cheesier than the dairy section.
She's, uh. Well. I haven't actually asked her yet, but. My sister, Noura.. Don't believe anything Elouise says about her.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
Heh. No, but you're equipped with fangtastic other abilities. Like bloodlust. And strength. Look, its not too involved, I just need someone who is bipartial to accompany me. There's only one person in Moscow that I could sway...
-Oh, and Weevil who??
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
Its a bit of a merc mission. An extraction of sorts. Someone with your.. Strength, certainly could be considered a valuable ally.

Ano? Kdo je to?
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
Let me check it over with preggers.. And if you don't mind, this time I'll come to you. It turns out I have some business to take care of in New York. A layover us no trouble.

Unless you're looking to make some extra cash, in which case, I may have a favor to ask.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
I was being a smart ass. That's just kind of my /thing/.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
Assuming you're not some half-breed, vampire/alien hybrid, pathogenically speaking, you're all encoded with the same infection. So.. Yes, your blood would do. Am I to bid on it now?
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Autumn
Always.. Why? Did someone piss you off? Have you got a specimen?
Summer S Summers 01/09/17 Autumn
Here's something I don't miss from the old days: Hangovers.

Christ on rye, I feel f-cking fantastic. Fresh as a god damned daisy, despite tying one on as hard as we did.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: Amazing friend of the most amazing friend?

Hmm perhaps I have no idea where the man is. He usually just pops up, took my eye the last time he popped up. Luckily I had a friend who knew a witch but we shall save that story for another time. And you are super amazing friend I am so lucky to have you as one.
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 Autumn
Daisy whoooo?
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 *deep breath*

Alright, I'll bite.
Who goes there?!
Camille Rameau 01/09/17 -laughs, hands clasping together-
"Whatever you wish? Hmm. Not yet. But maybe someday."
-toddles off-
Camille Rameau 01/09/17 -sated smirk-
"An invitation? Tooooo... Bite my ass?"
-Turns, tries to stare at her own bum-
"Not much meat there, I'm afraid. Bit boney, sweet."
Camille Rameau 01/09/17 -skips around-
-little blue gummies pop into her mouth, one by one-
-stops, stares-
"Oy, Red! You're too pretty to be muffling around this ghetto."
-looks around suspiciously-
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 Autumn
Did Elouise happen to hand you off the drugs she can't use anymore?
..also I'm stealing those jokes.
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 *skeptical typing*

Hanna who?
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 *twitches*

This is Sir Jameson Orlav, who's there?
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 *deadpan stares at his phone*

Autumn .. Cows go who?
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 Autumn
Who the f-- I mean.. Who's there?
Casey Noire 01/09/17

At first the bothered kid just stares. Autumn was very f+cking blatant about her dislike for him. All of these blimey Summers kids would be contented with the rude sh+ts head on a platter. Suddenly, she offers him a treat. A full meal. Ready and willing for him to slowly allow the effects of her f+cking terror to ***** within her skin; the dopamine sweats marinating her like a roast...
Wait, no, sh+t the **** up. He's starving.

"You're f+cking joking? Am I supposed to believe that you haven't gone and f+cking rat poisoned the dumb b+tch? Have a bite. Go on, let's make sure you're not trying to get one up on me, yeah?" His fingers curl into fists at his sides, lip curling in irritation.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: I thank thee

He is a tricky one to kill plus I would hate to not be able to do it myself. I've tried at least once how he survived the fire I will never know. And of course you can taste test, I never say no to anyone who willingly wants to do it. I will have to find some new recipes now.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: You have nothing to be sorry for

It's not like you turned me no reason to apologize. Besides I've come to live with it. I just tend worry if my baked goods are any good. I can't taste them, I just hope for the best. Or force the husband to eat them. And I'm sure you will adore him, he has to be great to be married to me no?
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: Still my husband

Well I like you a great deal so of course you may look, hell you may even touch him. Just keep it above the waist. I apologize now for my overly possessiveness. And I will send him your way, dinners are so awkward with me. Seeing how I can't eat real food and all. I just sit there staring...Thanksgiving was awful for me.
Spring Summers 01/09/17 Autumn
Cheers. Wanting Casey to f-cking off himself brings out my eyes.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: My husband

I suppose that's true, I still can't stop myself from killing all the thirsty woman who look at my husband. Perhaps I should work on that. And you actually want to meet my husband? This is a first for me...should I just send him your way or do we do this all proper like with introductions and a nice dinner?
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: Booty Rating

Your brother? Don't you have like a million of them? I can't keep track of all of you. Aside the fact I feel my husband would do that pouty thing he does if I checked out another male or kill him. Not sure if he's like me or not. And my ass ranks first, Atom second and you third. I have to rank myself of course.
Casey Noire 01/09/17 A knock.
There always a blimey knock. Casey doesn't sleep, of course, but the kid is not atune to being disturbed. Every muscle in his face twitches, perplexed by the thought of someone on the other side of the door.

One deep inhale through his nose alerts him to the smell of distress. Fear. Catatonic and paralizing terror.

Casey throws off his headphones and heads to the door. The handle rattles a little as it turns and reveals the most gingerest f+cking female he has ever seen. Autumn.

First glance over her shoulder at the unconscious woman raises a brow. Then, his f+cking piece of sh+t rumbling stomach gives him away.

"Oi, what the f+ck are you doin' dragging that cow around the hallway?" She looks too delicious. You're brushing her meat. "What's this about?
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: If only

The world would most likely be a god awful place if people thought like me. And that's true so being bored it is! If only I could remember where I put the rum I hid here. Why of course it is I'm a sweet man not to mention I'd be devastated if you died. What other ginger could I check out? That being said you have a great ass love. Not as great as my husband's or mine but you hold third in my booty ranking.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: It's really not

I assure you that is not a case, I'd hire someone to do it for me but I hate parting with money. To be honest I don't much care for parting with anything. What is mine should stay mine. And nothing is truly on my mind, just haven't heard from you in a bit wanted to make sure you were still alive.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: Lazy days are good

I dare say I feel a little special. I have never gotten so many stars. Working, well if you count sitting on my ass watching people pass my bakery as working.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: I'm god awful at guessing

A dress? Some sort of heels? Or perhaps if you are at home pajamas?
Kai Noire 01/09/17 To: Princess
Subject: Boredom Perhaps

So...what are you wearing?
Gray Taylor 01/08/17 Autumn
Goodnight, Autumn.
July 31st.
Gray Taylor 01/08/17 Autumn
It didn't. It's alright.
Gray Taylor 01/08/17 Autumn
That was never in question.
Gray Taylor 01/08/17 Autumn
Fair enough. Thank you, for that.
Gray Taylor 01/08/17 Autumn
You were meant to keep it, not return it in spades. You busted your tail for that.
Gray Taylor 01/08/17 Autumn
Summer S Summers 01/07/17 Despite her livelihood, Summer's current existence consisted mainly of going to work, then either having Carl drive her home or taking the tube to her gritty neighborhood. Maybe a stop at a chip shop, probably a stop at a grocery for necessities, then she'd hunker down at home watching some programs and avoiding the world. The peace and quiet was nice, but a little unnerving. She missed her family.

Forcing the corners of her lips up into a smile, she grabbed a hunk of her hair and dangled it over Autumn. Remnants of glitter may or may not rain down on her sister. Laughing, she commented, "You're pretty enough without the glitter."

Watching her sister finish off her last shots, Summer calls to the bartender. "Oi, Mary! Bottle of Penderyn's. To go." She cackles. "Put it on my tab, I'll settle up next week." Tucking the slim bottle of single malt in the crook of her arm, she caught up to her sister. Looping her free arm through Autumn's, the pair sauntered out onto the busy London streets. She waved the bottle at Autumn. "Something to get us from point A to point B."
Summer S Summers 01/07/17 Grinning a bit madly, it sure was being out with her sis. It had been far too long. Why? Eh, life. Stupid sh-t. The usual. When you've got forever, priorities shift. Urgency wanes. Nodding her head enthusiastically, her blonde mane swished in the light. Fragments of multicolored glitter glinted in the light. "I'm never danced out. Besides, this dancing is different. I'll eventually need something stronger than whiskey." Her voice was mild, knocking back another shot. Her family knew of her proclivities and made no bones about them, bless their hearts. They knew what she was running from, what she covered up.
Summer S Summers 01/07/17 Her younger sister was especially diminutive next to her while still in her work shoes. "Work shoes"=stripper heels, natch. Staring a bit openly at Autumn's doll face for a few blinks, she then clamped her lips shut and nodded. There were things in this world in which to push. Autumn Summers was not one of them. Besides, she'd never been a fan of her sisters beau- an odd grudge since she'd never actually met the guy. There was more to that, but nothing worth thinking about now.

Waving her hand dismissively as she knocked a shot back, she said with some indifference, "Eh, I'm not too sure stumbling drunk into a cathedral after a hot chick only to end up married is worthy of celebration. Being single definitely is, but..." She tossed another one back, not even bringing the shot glass to her lips, instead just tilting her head back and pouring the liquid down. "We can also just clear our minds entirely." Her grin was a bit wolfish, feral.
Summer S Summers 01/07/17 Set finished, money collected, peripheral coworkers tipped out accordingly, Summer made her way to the dressing room. Since she was hitting the town with one of her sisters, she decided to just shimmy on some skin tight black pants and not bother with a top. Instead, she slipped on a very fluffy purple faux fur jacket over her neon yellow mesh bra. Yea it was winter. Cold didn't bother her. As such, she could dress completely inappropriately no matter the season. Touching up her eyeliner and smearing on more lipstick, the blond didn't waist any more time.

That red hair could be spotted from a kilometer away. Grinning, she sauntered up, pleased to see her younger sibling had gotten started while waiting. Having not spent much time with her lately, Summer didn't notice the absent necklace, so she didn't comment on it.

"Babe! You look fantastic, as always. What's the occasion? Do we need an occasion?" Summer laughed as she went to embrace Autumn. She beckoned the bartender for another round of shots.
Summer S Summers 01/07/17 Figuring she had glitter in her eye, Summer stared at her phone blinking. Empty, eh? Huh. Probably Beige was out on business or some sh-t. ***** Better Have My Money blared on the speakers throughout The Windmill. " ****." Summer muttered. Fingers flying, she quickly texted in response before heading on stage for her last set.

I read that and figured I was high, but then realized I only dance sober. So ahhh, yea. We'll talk once you get here. Or not, talking's for p-ssies anyway. I've seen enough of that all day, knowwhatImean?
I'll tell Carl (the bouncer) to let you in. Meet ya at the bar, then we bounce and f-ck some sh-t up, like the good ole days.
Summer S Summers 01/07/17 Autumn
I'm working for another hour. You wanna meet me here, then we can hit the pub down the street? It's low key. I could use some ale. And chips. Mmmm damn, I'm hungry. Actually, I'm gonna cut out after my next set. Twist my arm.
What's up? Usually your dance card is full on a Saturday night!
Gray Taylor 01/07/17 One person walks in and out of his office, his phone vibrates.

Whatever you want.
Gray Taylor 01/07/17 Autumn
Thank you?
Gray Taylor 01/07/17 Gray looks at his phone, brow raising as he snuffs out his half smoked cigarette upon the ash-stained tray that sits on his desk.

What's the joke?
Summer S Summers 01/05/17 Autumn
Thanks. I'm mellowing, thanks to a very nice batch of Purple Haze. I'm happy. I'm always happy. Except when my nearest and know what, never mind. Water under the bridge.
I saw Twig. Lurking near work, if you can believe it. Hope he doesn't come in while I'm on stage. #awkward #betterbringcash I don't think he saw me. I was rolling as Super Stealth Summer.
....he can't hurt me. Not like he thinks he can. Not after my...ummm "change". Stay safe sugar.
Blaize Summers 01/04/17 Red
Let me start with I am thankful you are not jumping on this marriage bandwagon. Secondly, if you see not approach. He's here. He found us. Stay close to Gray and your siblings.
Sky Summers 01/04/17 Sky didn't know how to face her older sister and tell her what she had just done because after what Spring and Summer had did she had the feeling her elder sister would lose her sh!t. So rather than go up and knock on her door Sky resorted to what could possibly be the worst thing in her life, Sky decided to just text her.

Hey Leafy how's it going? Long time no talk! Nice weather we're having right? Oh I may or may not have proposed to someone but it was for a good reason!!!! I will NOT have the same last name that thing. Anyways love you, hope your days amazing! I'm not at home so don't show up trying to kill me!!
Winter Summers 01/04/17 Winter frowned a great deal when he saw Autumn's tears. In truth he wasn't sure what he was suppose to do. Being the mature actual brother was usually left to Blaize! But he couldn't just let his darling sister cry! He stroked her head in a comforting manner. "Hush little Autumn don't say a word, your older brother is gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing I'm gonna break that little birdies neck." E for Effort?
Summer S Summers 01/04/17 Autumn
They do when one half of the pair is a dumbass like me.
Clearly you are mad as well. I have a pill for that. Gonna go take it now.
Summer S Summers 01/04/17 Autumn
Winter is freaking out, so I figured I'd send a text to you to cover my ass. Yes, I stumbled into the cathedral and got hitched. I'm clearly being pranked, as I've never even talked to the chick, she's really pretty and was probably like- look at this b-tch, high as f-ck, let's see what happens. Well jokes on her, as now she's part of this family! An honor, yes, but one not many can handle. I didn't "invite" anyone for the same reason I don't invite people to watch me buy a pack of smokes. It just happened.
Winter Summers 01/04/17 "I thought I was taking this hard my goodness! Perhaps it's all a joke?" Knew that it wasn't. "I mean..." He trails off what could he possibly say? Things were horrible right now! He ran his fingers through his hair, and decided to bring Autumn into his arms once more. Of course he made sure she had plenty of space to be able to keep drinking.

"Things will be alright little leaf..." He wished he could believe his own words.
Elouise Orlav 01/04/17 Autumn
I can't believe Camille and Summer didn't invite me. I'm DOUBLE offended.
Winter Summers 01/04/17 "I excepted it from Spring you know! She NEVER stuck me as the type to get married honestly but Summer. That...hurt a great deal." Stops hugging his sister and plops down beside her. "Are we embarrassing? Is that why they didn't want us there? I mean not even a little heads up." He looked at his sisters bottle than to her, then back at the bottle.

"Are you going to share that?"
Elouise Orlav 01/04/17 Autumn
Winter Summers 01/04/17 Winter came in like a snow storm, no announcement nothing! Storms around the house till he find his precious little leaf and grabs her. First he examines her hands and let's out a sigh. "Oh thank god! I was worried you were jumping on the let's get f#cking married bandwagon. Which if that is going to be the case at least invite me to the wedding! I am f#cking GREAT at weddings! Do either of them invite me!? Or inform me of such things no! No they don't! My f#cking feeling are so f#cking hurt!"

Clings to Autumn. "I need a hug so just embrace me yeah?"
Jameson Orlav 01/04/17 Autumn
Damn, we really don't like this guy, eh? I've never met a Ghoul.. I wonder if Spring would let me borrow her hubster?
..Sorry, that made me laugh. Completely for my own amusement.
Jameson Orlav 01/04/17 Autumn .. Sky? Will? Oh, sh!t, not Spring? Damn, he's in for it. She's cra-Uh, crazy lovely and wonderful!
Anyway.. You're sure he's a 'Ghoul'? I mean, I didn't think that was really a thing..
Jameson Orlav 01/04/17 Autumn
A.. Ghoul? What do you mean? Can you be more specific?
Casey Noire 01/04/17 Other Sister
F+ck the f+ck off. F+cking kill me and put me out of my god damn misery. Square the f+ck up, I'll kick all of your asses, I don't care. F+cking sods. Jjahs@@@#$+hhs
Camille Rameau 01/03/17 Camille's teeth click together.

Click. Click. Click.

The noise a mere echo beneath the hollow bridge of her mouth. Aggressively it fights against the low rumble of her throat; vibrations rising like bile along her esophageal lining in frustration.

One sniff. Two sniff. Vampire. Even since the closing of After Dark, London was a mess of plague- riddled to the core with the disgusting excuse of the undead. What was worse than the vile existence of human beings which she loathed entirely was these f-cking leeches.

But oh, how London carried a swift tune against her cold little heart.

Mere coincidence would bring the blonde together with the flaming haired beauty. In another life Camille may have gone forth and claimed her in the name of the residual darkness inside. Not now, though. She had been tarnished by the eternal damnation. Much to the Angels dismay.

"Oh quelle honte." The words drip carelessly from her lips, like warm honey against a milky eve.

And then, as she passes, her fist rears forward and breaks through the wall of atmosphere between them. Camille strikes once, and then twice, until the girl is on her ass. Only then would she lean over and pluck a token of her satisfaction from the woman beneath her. Cami isn't even sure quite what she had grabbed, but it was hard and it was shiny.

She stuffs it in her pocket.
"Too pretty for this life, Mon Cher..." Tender fingers reach to caress the cold and undead skin of her aggressed, before she is off like a bolt in the night.

You hit Autumn Summers. You won the encounter!
Winter Summers 01/03/17 Winter was SO distracted by Maddie, petting her and making cooing noises at her. "Who is precious? You are! Yes you are!" When the hand suddenly grabs his thigh he screams like a little girl, most likely tosses Maddie off his lap and flails.

Stops eventually! Runs his fingers through his hair. "Oh boy almost lost my cool back there. Also Autumn that was very rude! Now you simply have to go shopping with me or I may never forgive you!" He was lying of course but perhaps she didn't know that!
Winter Summers 01/02/17 "Maddie!" Plops his happy butt on the ground and starts loving the kitten. "Where is your mommy hm? She doesn't wanna spend time with me! Do you wanna go shopping? I will buy you the cutest outfits! Whiskers has a bunch you know!"
Winter Summers 01/02/17 Waltzes into her house like he owns the place cause he has a key duh! "Honey I'm home!" Starts searching the house. "Where oh where can you be!? If you don't come out I'm gonna start invading you personal stuff!"

Goes to her dresser. "Starting with this." Put his hands on the first drawer and looks around the room!
Winter Summers 01/02/17 Little Leaf
You have other shoes!? I am shocked and get out of the jammies! I'm almost there! Or you can go shopping in your jam jams I don't mind!
Winter Summers 01/02/17 Little Leaf
Let's not be ridiculous you KNOW she has terrible taste in fashion! PUT YOUR F#CK ME PUMPS ON NOW! I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE!
Winter Summers 01/02/17 Little Leaf
Winter Summers 01/02/17 Little Leaf
Winter Summers 01/02/17 Little Leaf
Winter Summers 01/02/17 Little Leaf
Spring Summers 12/31/16 Autumn
Love you too! Are you going to f-cking have a cold one with me & the sapling?
Elouise Orlav 12/31/16 Autumn
Hope you stay as ugly in 2017 as you did in 2016. ;o
See you in the New Year!
Spring Summers 12/30/16 Autumn
Everyone. F-cking everyone.
Elouise Orlav 12/28/16 “Well. I wouldn’t say hindsight is one of my strengths. But. I’m glad we’re friends.” She shoots her a wink, pulling her winter jacket back over as she begins to stand up. “As always, you’re welcome any time you come to visit Moscow.”

“I’ll be back through soon enough. The trip to see my mother is one of those unfortunate, inevitable things.” All but back together, she’s toying with her phone again. No doubt to order a car. “Thanks for the drink, Autumn.” She places a hand on the other woman’s arm, giving it a small squeeze. “See you soon.”
Winter Summers 12/28/16 Autumn
I happen to think I am JUST the RIGHT amount of DRAMATIC! Thank you very much! And how am I pushy? I don't recall being pushy! Loud bit is very true, I just hate my inside voice! That's a lie! I love everything about me! And I happen to love you too!
Winter Summers 12/28/16 Autumn
Well I knew it would be cold but this is a whole new level! And leave Whiskers!? Are you insane woman! He comes with me everywhere I go! We are a team! Plus I believe Ra doesn't care much for me. Shocking I know! Who wouldn't love me!?
Winter Summers 12/28/16 Autumn
Why is it so cold in Moscow!? Why didn't anyone warn me of this!? Poor Whiskers is gonna freeze to death! I didn't pack his jacket or his booties! Kitten down! Send help!
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 "I feel like ****." She shakes her head. Finally, her shame shows through. "I wouldn't draw a gun on Noura. This baby is driving me crazy." It was the strongest impulse Elouise had ever felt. And it had led her astray.

"I think Buffalo will have to wait a few days. I have too much to fix at home." She's scanning her phone, fielding memos, checking flights. "After all, I'll still be married and pregnant when I get to my mother's, and she'll still not know until I get there. The fun will simply have to wait."
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 “It’s pretty f*cked up. I didn’t ask for any of this. For him.” She begins to toy with her wedding band, her smile only growing. “I love him so much. It makes me sick.” Literally. She’s puked on him more times than she can count. “We got married in London. I didn’t waking up that morning with a clue of how it would all work out. Sometimes… you just know.”

A low scoff leaves her lips. Her smile fades. “And if you had told me I’d have wanted a baby, I would have said you were crazy. But the truth is, Autumn… I’m not terrified of having the child. It’s the loving part of it. I didn’t think I could love anything more than I love Jameson. I mean… it’s not even here. What if it’s ugly? I’m going to love an ugly baby more than my own husband?!”

She’s starting to shift from exasperation to hysteria, the water works coming on. But, she shuts them down. “…I guess all newborns start out kind of ugly, don’t they?”
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 "He's not going to be there. I wouldn't let that happen again, Autumn. He's everything to me." Her fingertips grip her empty wine glass, jaw setting as she emits a sharp sigh. She's embittered. Still so enraged over the events that had transpired.

Her head hangs, eyes rolling. Mothering instinct. She could hardly take care of herself. But she was right, and Elouise knew it. She groans, head swinging back to rest against the padded booth.

"No, no. My layover is twelve hours. I saw Dad and." You. She finally manages a faint smile. "I have to get back to Heathrow soon enough. But I couldn't sit there for hours. So. Here I am."
Winter Summers 12/27/16 Little Leaf
You have choose the right men! I am an expert in this field. Or so I like to believe I take a great deal of men home, well I go to their place. Can't steal things from my self but details details! Also it would be wrong to bribe someone to take Spring on a date wouldn't it? Perhaps that is Where Gray will shine, I'm sure he could just tell Ra to do it and he would! Yes good! This is good!
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 Noura. "She's Jameson's sister. F*cking b*tch." A feeling of disgust washes over her -- it's visible in her expression. "And I'd do it again."

Elouise diverts her gaze, shaking her head as she mulls over the events of two days prior. "She threatened my baby. I... I don't know what came over me."
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 She's trying to continue. To explain exactly what transpired. She lets out a laugh, shaking her head. It's not amusement, but exasperation.

Elouise didn't know if she could ever get over it. The thought that she might have killed him if he had intervened at the wrong moment.

"Noura came for Christmas dinner. I tried to kill her. It didn't go as planned." With that said and done, she chugs the last of her wine, appearing absolutely miserable.
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 Elouise sits at the booth, arms folded, face pressed to the table. She lifts her head at the sound of Autumn's voice. She looks tired, like she hasn't slept since Christmas.

Maybe she hasn't.

"Hi." It's a start for her. Sipping on the glass of wine in front of her. Screw half a glass. She needed the whole bottle, as far as she was concerned. But Baby Satan kind of screwed up those plans.

Her voice drops to a mumble, the only audible words of the whole thing being: "...and I shot my husband."
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 Autumn
Chelsea. Meet me at the Bluebird?
Yes, alcohol. One glass of wine won't do anything.
Maybe if I watch you chug a handle of Vodka, I'll feel better.
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 Autumn
Was it the phone booth or Big Ben that gave it away?
Need a friend. Want to get a drink?
Elouise Orlav 12/27/16 Autumn
Guess who.
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Elouise Orlav 12/25/16 Autumn
Oh my god. Those booties. My heart is going to burst. Thank you!
Merry Christmas, BFF.
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 Autumn
Please. We even have cameras in the bathrooms.
I'll have material for the next hundred years!
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 Autumn
Yeah, but none of them are gingers, so I can't even pretend!
...and they're all on their Christmas benders. Here I am, unfortunately sober, and folding socks.
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 Autumn
It's the ugly red-head I pay to be my friend.
What do you think I'm supposed to do when you're not here?
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 BFF
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
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Jameson Orlav 12/24/16
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 -shifty eyes-
-dusts off more glitter-
Airport bar? Two birds with one stone. And you'll sleep great on the flight!
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 -rolls eyes-
He's so lucky to have me. And he's working tonight. Which means...
-taps chin-
No plans! Let's go get drunk. Well. You drink. I'll have two ounces of wine and pretend I'm happy.
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 -cackles-
-...coughs out some glitter-
He might forgive me after he gets his Christmas present.
It's that good.
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 -wide eyes-
Ohemgee. He's going to kill me.
I already glitterbombed him today!
But I'm pregnant, so he can't throw me out. And he'll never be free of the glitter now!
Winter Summers 12/22/16 Leafy Weefy
We can't get infected right? Like wounds and such? Asking for a friend...
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16, nonono!
-miserably glittered-
-definitely deserved it-
...summ'uv'a'bish. Merry Christmas, assh0le.
Jameson Orlav 12/22/16 *goes limp*
*deadpans into oblivion*
..You two are going to be the death of me, aren't you?
*senses he will never get the glitter out of his clothes*
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Fifth? Try -...
-cringes, dive bombs to bed-
-...okay so it was filled with glitter-
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Well, Jameson does bring home tacos. That's the best thing anyone has ever done for me.
-devious grin-
Well...whatever you prefer. It doesn't make a difference to me. But if you open it in London, have Gray film your response.
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Even Jameson isn't this romantic! Come in!
I was just staring at a glass of tequila and pretending to book flights to see my mother.
-scrambles in, grabs a rectangular box-
Ignore the 'Happy Birthday' wrapping paper.
-offers box-
-definitely not rigged to explode glitter everywhere-
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Autumn
Fine. I need to put pants on.

-grumbling from other side-
-swings door open, screams-
You sneaky little rat! What are you doing here?!
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Autumn
So does Jameson!
I will! It's been a few months.
Well, since my wedding.
My father lives in Chelsea. Don't eat him!
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Autumn
No need! Jameson's credit card is great for over-night shipping.
I'm sure I'll chat with you again once you receive it. Enjoy London. ❤️
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Autumn
Neither do I~.
Your Christmas present is nearly wrapped and ready.
I might even put on real clothes to give it to you tomorrow!
Elouise Orlav 12/22/16 Autumn
So, *maybe* heels work.
Are you a magician?
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
That would have been shocking in the 40s.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
We'll see.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Let me help.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
You don't have to like me.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Delete it, then.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
I dare you.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
See last picture sent for details.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Yes. Yes, I have.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
I win.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
I heard 80s porn was making a comeback, though.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
What is it you women always say? Relationships are all about compromise?
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
You're getting fuzzy socks in bulk for the first day of Hanukkah.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Within reason?
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Please use it often.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
Sneak. Thank you, beautiful. You'll get your smile. Don't worry.
Gray Taylor 12/21/16 Autumn
How did you manage to steal one of my room keys, you little fox?
Summer S Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
I love the overprotectiveness.
Summer S Summers 12/20/16 Autumn

I think you answered your own question. Some dude who fancied a shag. Nothin' I can't handle. Retract those fangs, Red Hot, I can see 'em from here.

Why the f-ck are you sober?
Spring Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
Why did you feel the fcking need to text me? 💯 Let's get food b-tch. My stomach sounds like a fcking whale sending out distress calls, because a sh-tty creeper Shark arsehole is trying to fcking eat it.
Elouise Orlav 12/20/16 Definitely BFF
World cheese tour? OMG.
Wine tour!! I can still have wine. In moderation.
This baby better be fcking WORTH it.
Elouise Orlav 12/20/16 Still Lovey
No you're not, b*tch. Because in approximately eight months you'll get to play with a chubby baby and burn a city to the ground with me.
Plus, we have to start training to hike Everest!
Blaize Summers 12/20/16 Red
Actually, you should enjoy a little vacation. Stay in Moscow a bit longer... But tell Gray to send flamethrowers. Elves don't like flamethrowers.
Winter Summers 12/20/16 Little Leaf
Of course I already berated him! You do not, I rewrite do not f#cking slap a mans ass without the bloody f#cking intention of letting him f#ck you. Or vise versa. Are there? Well the are certainly good at hiding from me! Not that I need a man mind you. To much work truly. Autumn tabloid don't lie! Well suppose the did with Summer cause goodness knows she would never marry such a man! Did you see him? His beard is disgusting! And that's saying something if it's coming from me!

Pouts a great deal at reading how he makes a big deal out of nothing. He would never!
I suppose that is true but he hit me, he didn't hit any of you. And the worst part was I think there was f#cking part of me that kind of liked it. Also I'll have you know I am the f#cking definition of chill right f#cking now! I would fancy breaking his fingers if he is thinking about touching my Summer oh or just cutting the f#cking things off! That would be much better!
Spring Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
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Spring Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
Spring Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
Your fcking bullsh-t 'spidey senses' said Moscow would be Summer. IT'S NOT FCKING SUMMER. AUTUMN. MOTHER FCKING DAMNIT.
Elouise Orlav 12/20/16 Lovey
Of course you are! For ages 5-7. LOL.
Speaking of children, Jameson and I are naming ours Macallan Pilsner Orlav. Scotch whiskey deserves all of the credit, after all!
Spring Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
You sound like that mental tw-t of a bloid. NO I DON'T FCKING LIKE HIM.
Elouise Orlav 12/20/16 Autumn
I was taller than Jameson last night. Omg.
It's okay, sexy comes in all shapes and sizes. Even children's extra small! ;)
Elouise Orlav 12/20/16 Autumn
Glad we're in consensus! She's too much fun to be married.
I used to be fun, once. And probably better looking. Do you have any idea how f*cking weird I'm going to look pregnant? I'm 5'10 for Christ's sake. I'm going to be wife of Sasquatch!
...I'm just going to stare longingly at my tequila.
Elouise Orlav 12/20/16 Autumn
My feet hurt, and I'm blaming you.
Congrats on the impending brother-in-law! ;o
Winter Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
The bloody f#cking wanker choose a woman over me! An ugly one at that! I didn't even want a relationship! I just wanted to bang! But no no had to boink his f#cking best friends sister! He slapped my ass for f#ck sake you think that was going somewhere but oh no! And Ra had the f#cking nerve yesterday to say I WAS A BAD KISSER zero f#cking stars!

Hits send starts typing again
And what is this about Summer what does that creepy f#cker think he's doing? Once I am done piss pounding the woman who stole my future f#ck buddy I'm gonna pound him, not in the fun way! I'm so f#cking pissed!
Winter Summers 12/20/16 Autumn
Am I ugly? Is my personality that bad? Why do men keep rejecting me in this god forsaken place!? It's hell! I don't know how to handle it! I need more ice cream!
Summer S Summers 12/20/16 Autumn

Huh? You gettin' in my edibles again? I swear to f-cking christ between you and Winter, I'm gonna be left stone cold sober. JK no chance of that ever happening. Seriously though, wtf you on about?

Checks the mail, fishing out this weeks tabloids. A tiny, dim bell goes off in Summer's brain. She picks up the phone and resumes her text. Ah, I see what it is. I haven't read that rag yet, but maybe I'll just skip it next time I'm dropping the kids off at the pool and use it for some rolling paper. I suppose your reaction is dependent on who submitted the 'hot tip'.

PS This is what I looked like when I read your text.

Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
Of course! I'm practicing good parenting skills. Like bribery and compromise.
...and I'm buying him a puppy. Sorry!
Summer S Summers 12/19/16 Autumn Oh, haha. Sorry for the long text. It's this strain called 'Galactic Jack'. It makes me very chatty.
You do you, babe. I love you no matter what, so...just as long as you're happy. I'm glad your bloke is good. You deserve nothing less.

I'm serious about the Russian lady scarves. Need. Christmas is coming and I'VE BEEN SO GOOD.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
He's with me. We're...
Um. I don't know. And I'm not even high!
Gray Taylor 12/19/16 Autumn
Beautiful, I think we'd best talk about my day later. Please go shop and have fun. I'll be back in a bit.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
Winter is tripping balls. Taking him for cocoa. Can you come get him?
Gray Taylor 12/19/16 Autumn
The last of my f-cks.
Gray Taylor 12/19/16 Autumn
Let me think on that. In the meantime, if you look in the front pocket of your bag you'll find a card. Stop spending some other man's money and spend mine.
Gray Taylor 12/19/16 Autumn
Long day. Are you enjoying yourself?
Gray Taylor 12/19/16 Autumn
You're hanging out with the junkie?
Gray Taylor 12/19/16 Autumn
Why the f-ck did he buy you a pair of f-ck me heels?
Gray Taylor 12/19/16 Autumn
What, exactly, does he have to do with a damed thing?
Spring Summers 12/19/16 Autumn
Ready to f-cking square up?
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
Omg. I'm getting sexy as we speak. Relax.
Your influence is strong, b*tch. ...and I don't need Jameson thinking he can do better.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Rude Ass
Listen. I'm busy all of the time. And if he isn't going to shave his legs, why should I shave me?! FEMINISM.
...and I'm lazy af. But he married me before he really found out just how much of a p.o.s. I am. :)
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
Fine. He so totally doesn't deserve it though.
WTF, Autumn. Now I have to shave my legs. THIS IS A HORRIBLE DAY.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
UGH. But these jammies are comfy and I'm watching Hallmark!
And Jameson is working. He can't afford to get distracted by my legs!
...if I don't agree you're going to show up anyway, aren't you?
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
I can't get double pregnant, right?
Because I can't even handle one.
...I'm sticking to PJ's.
Sky Summers 12/19/16 Leafy

You know me Leafy, I'm always nice!!
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
Because that sack of potatoes married me while I was *wearing* a onesie. He's easily impressed. Or doesn't complain often. Either way. easily manipulated?
Jameson Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
I am sure Gray will be thrilled that you purchased a pair of those heels on a other mans dime. Also, rumor is that your siblings are terrifying. Mine is enough trouble as it is. Sorry, kid.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
I'm really going to have to turn off those text alerts on his phone. We deserved the shoes, obviously. It's like Manolo made the shoes just for us!
I don't dress up for Jameson. He's lucky to see me in my dressier pajamas. ...but maybe just this once.
Sky Summers 12/19/16 Leafy

If I let him cuddle her once does that count as sharing?
Sky Summers 12/19/16 Leafy But Leeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy he has a kitty. Why does he need to pet yours too? I mean I'm kittenless.
Sky Summers 12/19/16 Leafy

I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS A REASON YOU WERE MY FAVOURITE!!!! Oh sh!t don't tell the others I said that they'll get jealous... And I'm too pretty to die. Alsoooooo I don't really feel like you'd die...Mainly because you'd probably kick Death in the teeth and be all like, "NOT TODAY B!TCH!!" I was mainly saying it cuz I'd like maybe kinda miss your sorry ass if you died...Oh and if Winter wants to cuddle your pretty kitty then he can suck my d!ck cuz nope, not happening.
Winter Summers 12/19/16 Little Leaf
Bundle up! Layers are the key my dear sister! And fear not I will tear this coven apart if I have to! I will find your dear Maddie! Nothing shall stop me! Of course I need to eat this ice cream first. Need my energy and all that. Plus I just put it in the bowl and I'd hate to waste it!
Jameson Orlav 12/19/16 Autumn
I just found a very hefty charge on my credit card, post-adventure. Do I have your influence to thank for this?
Sky Summers 12/19/16 Leafy

I'd be happy to cuddle the pretty kitty!! She can stay in my room with me and everything, it'll be great!! Ohhhhh you're in Moscow? Can you bring me a souvenir? Ya know since I'm obviously your favourite little sister. Try to hurry back, oh and don't die. I mean I'd like kinda miss you if ya did.
Winter Summers 12/18/16 Little leaf
Oh why thank you, I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! Well you best hurry cause your Christmas present is waiting for you! That and cuddles from me, along with hot chocolate and hold on to your butt cause there is gonna be mini marshmallows as well! Yeah that's right the whole deal! And I suppose good? Did you leave me in charge of her? Oh god tell me you didn't! I'm a monster!
Sky Summers 12/18/16 LEAFFY!!!

WHERE THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN?!? I missed you so much!! I'll 'try' to leave it standing but I make no promises. I mean you know me Autumn. Oh and I got here a couple days ago? Maybe? Possibly, I can't really remember...BUT you should hurry back!!
Winter Summers 12/17/16 Little Leaf
I haven't smoked anything! Well some cigarettes but I am pretty sure they weren't laced with anything! And you are more than welcome to my stash that I have in my closet. It's to bribe Summer but you are more than welcome to it! I actually have no problem with Gray minus the yelling at me thing when I got mad at Spring but we are family we fight! And good come home to me my sweet sweet sister! Kinda bummed a little really was looking forward to the cotton candy thing! But having you home is way better! Honest!
Winter Summers 12/17/16 Little Leaf
Oh thank god, I was SO worried you know!? You can't just leave like that! A note! Leave a note! And while I think this is a terrible idea cause goodness knows what could come of it! If it's what you truly want then I SUPPOSE I support it. But don't you come crying to me when something he does make your urine smell like cotton candy! Actually that wouldn't be horrible sign me up if that happens. I love you Autumn and I always will.
Winter Summers 12/17/16 Autumn
You still alive? Is this thing working? I miss you...and your cat. Mostly you. No one else likes sappy Christmas movies. At least send me I'm alive f#ck off Winter. Something to let me know you are okay?
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Autumn
I spent like three hours looking at parenting tweets.
If this isn't me, I don't know what is:
Kai Noire 12/17/16 "The man is a walking heater, I don't think he ever has a cold anything. It's hell sleeping next to him in the summer. And Christmas carols are highly over rated my dear. Christmas is overrated time for family, and love and magic." He rolled his eyes. "But I suppose it's not all bad I do enjoy the Christmas lights."

"I do know Spring actually, I murdered someone for her." Best to leave the fact he stabbed her unmentioned. "But not a subject I enjoy discussing so moving on. As people say darling time heals all wounds. And they love you yes? Then they will surely forgive you and if not f*ck them. You have me and I love to toot my own horn I'm great." He smiled and nudged her gently.

His smile grew as Autumn said he was a good looking man. Oh he loved it when people fed his ego. "Come then my Princess we shall drink and bake till we forget all our troubles. Let's just try not to burn down my bakery that will be very displeasing."
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Autumn
It's a date! Best of luck with Gray.
I'll just be watching more videos of baby pranks.
Like stacking things on their faces? LOL.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 BRING IT
Or you could come over and watch these creepy baby monitor videos with me.
Babies are creepy little sh*ts, aren't they?
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
I'm far too afraid he's going to do what Michael Jackson did. I refuse to raise a Prince Jameson Orlav!
...ohemgee. What if it's a little me?!
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Rude
OKAY. FINE. What do you suggestt?
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
😦 Offended!
How about something more normal, like Fido?
Or Beethoven?
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
What about Bulldozer?
Or Rambo?
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
When baby Flamethrower tries to cut my hair off in my sleep, you will be my first call.
And you're my girl too. ;)
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
I'm not over the fact that it's going to be at least 7'0 tall.
...and I miss weed.
But thank you. :) If it has Jameson, it can't be 100% stupid.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
...just the smallest bit.
Like, a gentle half cancer, only it's a baby.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
It's plausible that you randomly took on the body of a very large, very muscular man! Growth spurts can come at the most inopportune moments.
Just like a husband's irresponsibility can too. :)
So you'll have to drink for the two of us.
...or we can just wait. Though that sounds less fun.
Gray Taylor 12/16/16 Autumn
Room 522.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
I'm on a fixed amount of time!
...just put Blaize in a longer wig and have him pretend to be you for a few months.
We've only got so long to burn several countries to the ground!
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
Night time safari?
Ooo. What about crocodile hunting?
Or a walk about in the Outback?
I'll pack you a sunhat and a poncho.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
They're allowed in the cage? Even better!
I've always wanted to punch one on the nose.
Can we go on a Safari?
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
But it still sounds like fun!
And I want to get lowered into the ocean in a cage so I can see sharks up close.
Gray Taylor 12/16/16 Autumn
Where are you staying?
Gray Taylor 12/16/16 Autumn
Spring is across the hall from me, where we are staying.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
World's largest hot dog?
And I want to swim in a pool filled with Nutella.
Gray Taylor 12/16/16 Autumn
Spring is across the hall.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
Dog-sledding is #15. I'm trying to skip over the live-endangering things first.
After dog-sledding is swallowing a flame.
Maybe if you impress Gray with your joie de vivre, he'll unwad his panties!
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
I'd have to ask Jameson about the first two items on my list.
But I think dog-sledding could be viable!
...and then I can learn how to train mine.
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
Just making my bucket list.
Have you ever been bungee jumping?
...would you want to go?
Elouise Orlav 12/16/16 Autumn
Do you think it's difficult to become an astronaut?
Asking for a friend.
Gray Taylor 12/16/16 Autumn
Gray Taylor 12/16/16 Autumn
I'm not worried about Mercy.
Summer S Summers 12/16/16 Autumn

Of course Blaize and I are the only ones who think it is a good idea. Blaize is a smartypants and I am the only one who is no longer a vampire. Kinda that whole 'can't see the forest from the trees' thing? Well, I'm outta the trees babe, and have a really good view at that fanged, bloody forest that was forced upon us. F-ck that, and f-ck it.

Besides, what's the worst that can happen? You die. Okay. Sorry to be that person, but- been there, done that. So you go to hell. Make nice with the devil, I'll call in my favor I have with him, you return as a demon. Bing, bang, bong (hehe, 'bong'), all fixed! But if it is Jameson who's searching for the cure, I bet you've got it. He picked a good wife, so he can't be a total mook, right?

Spring will come around, she just has to be angry. If Winter has his panties in a wad, I haven't a clue why. And as for your man? If he has an ounce of smartness, he'll know how good he's got it with you and not be a total dumbsh-t. He'll come around too. If not, you've got your rocks: Us.

Love you babe. Take care out there. And bring home some of those multicolored scarves all the old Russian ladies wear, please.
Spring Summers 12/16/16 She was still pissed af at Autumn. However this called for her to text her sister a warning. All the younger siblings seemed to hone in on the rage. Sky was almost exactly like her.

Sky's f-cking home.
Casey Noire 12/15/16 +VeryGinger+
What's all this fuss about you being in Russia? Isn't it cold as f+ck? If the people there are as fluid as the rumors say, f+cking tell me. I could use a good meal.
Summer S Summers 12/13/16 Getting on the tube to Brixton, Summer snapped her gum and tugged her fuzzy knit cap down on her head. Golden hair spilled out down her parka. The winter gear was for show. Running around in a tank top and shorts in the dead of an English winter would certainly cause eyebrows to raise. Not that she was opposed to raising eyebrows. She just preferred that attention while on stage and when people had their wallets out. A thread of excitement raced through her body. She was on her way to sign the lease and get the keys to her new flat in Brixton. Finally- finally she’d truly be on her own. Not beholden to anyone, not in someone else’s home, seeking permission to paint her bedroom walls or go into certain rooms. Hers. Where she controlled the locks and wasn’t held as a Nazi vampire patriarch’s fetish pet.
Swallowing thickly, her peripheral vision took in the people surrounding her. It was an old habit from her vampire days, always on the prowl for her next catch. Two chav’s sat with their legs ridiculously spread wide –like they really needed that much space- talking about the football match from the day prior. They then went on to talk about chicks they’d bagged, then onto the latest gossip. Giving her gum a loud snap, she watched the underground walls flash by.
“Ey! You hear ‘bout that hot chick in the rags, she’s goan to some quack doc to not be a vamp no more. That ginger one. So fookin’ hot.”
“Oi! No such thing as that. The only way to do that is a stake right to tha heart!”
“No, serious. Some fookin’ doctor goan fix ‘er right up. Too bad, that. I got somethin’ for her to suck.”

The chavs laughed ribaldly, moving their intellectual discussion onto something else. But Summer’s attention had been piqued. Hot ginger vampire chick in the rags. Math was never her best subject, but she could put two and two together. At her stop, Summer ducked out, holding the collar of her parka up against her face. Again, she wasn’t blocking the wind. She was hiding her expression from the throngs of people on the streets. Why was she learning her sister was seeking treatment to cure vampirism from some d-ckweed chavs on the tube? Same reason she learned about her family from those very rags the chavs talked about.
Early for her meeting with the landlord, Summer took a seat at the café and ordered a cuppa. She pulled out her phone, her face an emotionless mask.

To: Autumn

Hey baby sis. I heard on the streets you were trying to shake the vampirism . Not sure where you are or how that's gonna work but, I think it's a good choice. I've never want to go back to that. Every time I fed, I felt like I was still in that house...Not that life as a f-cking angel is perfect. At least they didn’t make me this way.
Anyway. say hello to your new man! I bet he's happy you are making this change and fully cutting the ties to your abusers.
xxx ~Sum
Kai Noire 12/12/16 "I could really live without the music, some of the cartoons aren't horrid. I never really celebrated Christmas, suppose I will have to this year. God knows what my husband might due if I don't get him a present. He's damn near impossible to shop for and I am starting to ramble. Really thought I broke myself of that."

He flicked his cigarette ashes to the ground and offered the woman next to him a smile. "People can't stay mad forever Princess. Best you can do is apologize for whatever you've done. If they don't forgive you well I dare say they aren't worth your time."

He brought his cigarette to his lips taking a pull from it before exhaling slowly. "Did you offer to help me? I can't recall though my memory has always been sh*t. I would adore your help. We can drink while we do it, I have a bottle of peppermint bark flavored vodka just waiting to be drank. If you are interested?" Arches his brow ever so slightly at her.
Blaize Summers 12/12/16 Red
I envy you, sister. I truly believe one day you will find a cure. If I wasn't so dependent on my vampirism I would be right there next to you. Just, please, do not die."
Blaize Summers 12/12/16 Red

If you need me, call. Spring and Gray have left. If you need me to stop them I will happily do so.
Kai Noire 12/12/16 Kai places the cigarette between his lips, as he leans in to use the flame Autumn had so generously provided. He took a long hit off his cigarette looking her over. "Princess you seem a bit off. Mind you we never really hung out but something seems off."

Kai was usually good at reading people. "Something you wish to discuss or perhaps the Holiday has you in a slump? Tis a horrid holiday. The santas everywhere, the cheerful music, the fact people can't make there own god damn Christmas cookies, don't even get me started on how many gingerbread houses I have made. F*cking people." He shook his head then.
Elouise Orlav 12/10/16 Good! Then we should definitely go out tonight. He's not fun to drink with.
-lowers voice-
And I have his credit card.
Elouise Orlav 12/10/16 -blinks-
...oh. That's why she flashed her boobs for shots.
A lot of what she does it starting to make sense now. I've come full circle!
-eyes over-
I hope my husband has been a gracious host. He can be rather dense. ...don't tell him I said that.
Elouise Orlav 12/10/16 -stage whisper-
Yeah! She's fantastic.
I want to adopt her. She said she was an... 'exotic dancer'.
Is that like...the waltz?
Elouise Orlav 12/10/16 You're probably right. Though nothing could smell worse than the jail cell I spent the night in. It was like mini-Gulag.
But then your sister bailed me out! ...and gave me Valium.
Elouise Orlav 12/10/16 I took out a larger life insurance policy in preparation!
-big grin-
Soooo, how do you like Moscow? The vodka is so inexpensive. I may start bathing in it.
Kai Noire 12/10/16 F*cking cold, f*cking cheery holiday music playing, f*cking people crowding the god damn streets, Kai should make a snack out of them all, but he was wearing his good leather jacket and he'd hate to get blood on it. His hands reached into his pocket to pull out his pack of cigarettes as his hand returned the pack to his pocket he went for his lighter.

He clicked his tongue in disappointment when he didn't find it. Where did he leave it? Where the hell was he gonna get a light? Though his hazel eyes landed on a fiery mane. Perhaps he was really stalking her.

Kai walked right up to her, leaning close mostly in attempt to steal some of her body heat. "Hey Princess you got a light?"
Elouise Orlav 12/08/16 -stumbling down street-
-does a double take-
I knew you were here!
My husband isn't a good secret keeper.
...and I read all of his messages.
Elouise Orlav 12/07/16 Autumn
Ditched the husband.
I've got a bottle of tequila, les'go.
Spring Summers 12/07/16 AUTUMN
Spring Summers 12/07/16 Autumn
Spring Summers 12/07/16 Autumn
Spring Summers 12/07/16 Autumn
Spring Summers 12/07/16 Autumn
B!tch I swear to fcking god you better fcking answer me tw-t
Spring Summers 12/07/16 Autumn
WTF kind of message is this? What the f-ck are you doing?
Winter Summers 12/07/16 Autumn
Where the bloody f#ck are you? I'm outside your house been knocking for forever! Whiskers is so ready for his playdate! Seriously open the f#cking door it's cold.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 Autumn
There's a driver waiting for you. He will know where to go. I hope you don't mind, we will be meeting at my office. First floor, end of the hall. That place isn't too big, shouldn't be hard to find. See you then.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 Autumn
I'm in Moscow. Let me know when you arrive. I can't meet you at the airport, but there's a place downtown. I'll text you the address. If you need a place to stay, arrangements will be made. I believe you've made acquaintance with my wife already. She would be happy to have you.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 Honeyed eyes flicker as they glance back and forth between words on the screen. Looking for a cure. So, people knew. They were finally talking. What Jameson needed to decide was whether this meant impending danger, or a simple curious query.

..Your country or mine?
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 1 New Message: Jameson Orlav

Jameson is fine. What can I do for you? I've got free time in the evenings, usually. Whatever works best for you.
Summer S Summers 12/06/16 To: Red Hot
Sorry for my late reply. My dealer arrived and he had some new sh-t, and, well...anyway. That's an 'in-person' story.
Of course I'm happy for you. Is there a reason I shouldn't be? Why are those silly brothers giving you a hard time? They love you bunches, just like I do. Blaize is probably just being protective and Winter probably just wanted a reason to b-tch someone out while naked.
That actually sounds like a good idea. BRB
Camille Rameau 12/06/16 Thanks dollface. I've got a really solid game plan. I'm working hard to win this year. So many drugs and hormones. I can practically feel a fragile male ego rooting deep within.

I got this.

Maya J Lawson 12/06/16 Maya felt mischievous as she crawled along the halls of the jail cell, she wasn’t exactly sure what drove her to come but here she was. Maybe she needed to get rush of adrenaline or perhaps she was simply bored, either way she was dancing on the line of insanity. She felt as if she were taunting the law enforcement squad. Malek and she had desolated an entire brigade of officers not quite a month ago. They had murdered innocent men, the cause of such a fight had alluded Maya’s memories.

Tiptoeing along the stone floor Maya let her eyes dart in each cell. If she was going to risk getting caught it better be damn worth it. Her options were looking lackluster until she caught fiery locks of hair out of the corner of her eyes. Sulking forward, cerulean eyes looked in the cell to find one of the Summer girls. Maya weighed her options and decided that she was clearly the best options.

Pulling a lanyard of keys off her neck Maya fiddled with the metal things till she found the correct key to unlock the heavy gate.



“Get out of here ya trouble maker.” Quickly Maya pulled the girl from the cell, swatting at her bottom as she did so. Last time the girl had threatened to rip her hand off if she ever did it again, Maya was curious on how serious the threat had been. You managed to break out Autumn Summers.
Blaize Summers 12/05/16 "Darling, Grey is a color, not a person. I think his parents just mispelled 'Gary' in their horrified state of having such a hideous child."
-sips tea more-
"As I said, I am fine with your current status. However, if he does decide to propose, I hope you choose the right decision."
Summer S Summers 12/05/16 To: Autumn
All is forgiven, cuteness. It looks like you have QUITE the reason to have been distracted! ;D
I'm happy for you, Sweet Chilli! You deserve it.
I saw JFC on the streets, does that count? I probably made a fool of myself, but what's new. I seem to do better with men when they are sitting at the stage, yaknow? :D I'll leave successful dating to you.
Seriously, are you the only one of us that can maintain a relationship? Gold star to you for that one! Teach lessons. Please.
Blaize Summers 12/05/16 "Demons are master manipulators. Does he know just how to make you happy? Happen to be there at just the right moment to make things better?"
-places a hand over hers-
"You don't see the grand scheme of things. He's made sure to keep your vision a tunnel solely on him. If he holds you in his hand, he can use you to get to the rest of us."
-returns to drinking his tea-
"I want you to be happy...but not like this. Not in a volatile situation where you and the rest of the family are in danger under the thumb of a demon businessman. I know that look in Gary's eyes all too well. He sees a chance to gain power...we both crave it."
Blaize Summers 12/05/16 -sips in silence for a moment-
"If there is truth in this tabloid, I will not support such an engagement. Nor will I ever."
-places his tea cup nearby-
"I tolerate Gary because you are smitten with him and the others seem to trust him enough to let him lead. I am willing to let you have your fun with him. Let you make your mistakes as that is how one grows. With that said...
-he looks to her with crimson eyes-
"A marriage to this man is the undoing of all you have. You are young so the infatuation is strong. Marriage may seem an imminent future...but you have much more to lose than Mr. Taylor."
Summer S Summers 12/05/16 Text to: Autumn?

Couple things:
Do I have your number in here right? Sh-t, I dunno. If this isn't Autumn- whattup, randos!
My goddamned redheaded f-cking siblings never f-cking text me the f-ck back.....
Sh-t dude, sorry about that. My pipe's empty, my dealer is late getting here, and the benzos clearly haven't kicked in. Sounded like Spring for a second, haha.
I have a bone to pick with you missy. I have to learn from a magazine that my baby sister is a)seeing someone and b)GETTING MARRIED?!?!!?! When do I get to meet this man of mystery?
Anyway. Text me back sometime or I'm wearing white to your f-cking wedding, you gorgeous b-tch! (Don't think I won't. I'm bringing Jesus as my date. Did you read that part? Aww sh-t! DOUBLE WEDDING.)
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
I can appreciate that.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
At least he's sane... mostly.
Blaize Summers 12/05/16 -pats the bed next to him-
-offers another teacup he had made just for her-
"I am sure you know why I am here. I'm not scolding you while my bits dangle about as Winter is to Gray."
-is much too civilized for that-
-for now-
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
If you don't look, he isn't there. It's a rule.
Blaize Summers 12/05/16 -is suddenly sitting on Autumn's bed-
-takes a sip of tea-
"Red. May I have a chat with you about a certain... topic that seems to be the big news of the night?"
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
Lock and bar the door, then. You deserve some pampering.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
I want you to stop worrying, and take a lovely bath with that bomb thing you got.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
It's fine, beautiful. I'm hearing all about it.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
I'd be happy to explain this evening before dinner.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
If you believe in that sort of thing. I'm more of an 'all in' sort of man.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
Clever girl.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
How about Victor?
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
I'm not sure what you're getting at, beautiful.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
...I don't share.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
But he's MY Ra!
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
No. Please, no. That's massively unfair. Not Ra.
Gray Taylor 12/05/16 Autumn
What? I'm not setting Ra up with Spring.
Maya J Lawson 12/05/16 A new wave of laughter escaped her lips as she watched the girl in front of her shift from irritated to something else. Then she was propositioning her sister for a date and the amusement wouldn’t vanish from her features. She was flattered but if Spring wanted to go on a date with somebody she’d seem the type to do in the way she pleased.

“Your sister is feisty and although I’d appreciate a night out with her but I have…” What did she have? Malek wasn’t exactly her boyfriend, even the thought of it sounded bizarre but he was something to her. Would he care if she went out with somebody? Probably, but how seriously would he take it? Maya shook her thoughts away and let a smile soften her features.

“I’m sure your sister and I would have fun, but I’m not sure she’d appreciate you trying to set her up.”
Maya J Lawson 12/05/16 Maya couldn’t help but laugh at the woman’s aggression as she pulled her hand out of her grasp. People were starting to get too sensitive about a few dollar bills. Standing back a step Maya let a wicked grin deform her face as she tauntingly wiggled her fingers in front of her failed victim’s eyes.

“Sounds like the pot is calling the kettle black. Don’t think your fingers have gone unnoticed trying to slip into my pockets a time or two. Continue you’re threats and attempts to pull off my hand. I’ve done worse to myself. You’ll only make it a more fun challenge for me. Plus, if my hands are grabbing any Summer’s ass it’ll be Spring.” Chuckling Maya tucked a few loose strands of hair behind her ear as she lifted her eyebrows waiting for a snarky retort.
Winter Summers 12/04/16 "There is always room for more! We can totally do that! We can also eat ice cream and complain about how men aren't truly like that. And if they are they stay as far away from me as possible! Most likely a good thing I wouldn't know what to do. But hold tight!"

Starts running towards his room.
Winter Summers 12/04/16 Winter stumbled slightly when he sister jumped upon his back, but he recovered hosting her up he glanced back at her. "Well I was just gonna go back to my room and watch terrible romantic Christmas movies with Whiskers."
Elouise Orlav 12/04/16 Autumn
It's Sunday. Let's go rob some church offertories.
Winter Summers 12/04/16 Approaches his sister and hugs her tightly, but not super tight. Remains hugging her for about thirty seconds before letting go. He offers her a smile before patting her head and moving on.
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
I'm finishing up at De Beers. I told you.
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
Pizza? Sure. I'll bring some home once I'm done at De Beers.
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
Lovely. What is your favorite cut?
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
Yes, but which do you love most?
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
Glad to hear that still stands. And, if you had a choice, would you rather silver, gold, or white gold? Or rose gold?
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
Very good. And diamonds?
Gray Taylor 12/02/16 Autumn
How do you feel about sapphires?
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Autumn
Yes! Like a 'wow, I should put pants on today' kind of feeling.
He also brings home the bacon, and the tacos, pretty much all of the food.
...and we have furbabies. He's the Momma.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Autumn
Omg. I totally agree.
I walk around in a onesie 99% of the time.
...Jameson always looks good. It's intimidating.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Autumn
Joe sounds like a douche.
You're not last season! Gray might be. Until he puts on the sweater I knit him. ;)
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Autumn
Didn't Death and Style say they're getting it on?
It's fine! If he's related to you, he's probably cuter than me.
Don't choke!
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Autumn
Aren't kittens just the best?
Wait, Winter? That's the one who's having an affair with my husband, right? Small world!
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Autumn

How could he be mad? I got him a bowtie to match my cat's!
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 [Snapchat Sent]

What. Did. We. Do. Last. Night.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Uhm. Is that even a question?!
We're gonna close down the bar.
...and it's open 24 hours.
-flashes teeth-
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Good. Because otherwise I'd have to give him a firm finger wag.
Do I drink? I've been called a functionally alcoholic a few times. I have a punch card. Buy five drinks, get a free Uber home!
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -wide eyes- That's him?!
He rejected my friendship sweater!
...and he may or may not hate me. But you're right, he probably does look damn good in a bowtie.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -squints- Is he good at selfies?
He better treat you like a queen, because...
-bows down to-
Death and Style was wrong. I'd give you an 11 out of 10 any day.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -gasp- So cute! This is my husband.

He's adorable. But I may have to leave him for your brother. Selfie skills are an important part of any relationship, after all.
Elouise Orlav 12/01/16 -fans self-
Brother? Red head? Let me hide my wedding ring.
-lowers voice- I swear to God I'm monogamous.
Elouise Orlav 12/01/16 You managed to break out Autumn Summers.

I was convinced blonde hair was the only good color, but you're changing my mind.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
Don't worry, beautiful. About the teasing or the crust.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 She hates him. She absolutely does. She might deny that, but Gray would call it. What is the sudden want for this? Did Gray miss something? Has he been too nice?

You know, maybe we should get dessert, too? Empty carbs, all that. What would you like me to bring?
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Jesus Christ. This woman. Gray lets out a gruff breath and stares at the message. Runs hand through his hair.

Everything you wear looks lovely, beautiful. I should know. I've seen your closet.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Gray breaks a minor sweat

Why would I shy away from singing? I've the voice of an angel.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
Topic change? I didn't do that.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
Observant? I'm not sure what that means? Is that like noticing how you have suddenly grown into your brute strength?
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
I was really hoping you would miss that minor detail.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
You're like my own, personal June Cleaver.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
...pierogis and kielbasa?
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
I know you never would. ...What are we eating tonight?
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Gray smirks. He is so good at what he does, which is essentially get what he wants. And other things he'll never admit.

It is my duty. No. My pleasure, to spoil you rotten.
Winter Summers 12/01/16 Throws pennies at his sister from his cell in the dungeon.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
Of course, gorgeous. I wear Aramis. I couldn't possibly have you suffer through axe. Only the best for you.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
Opportunity, beautiful. He's just grumpy because I wouldn't let him lick the axe body spray lid.
Casey Noire 12/01/16 I've got ears everywhere.
Casey Noire 12/01/16 No one is welcome to have a go at me.
Just so we're clear.
Will Summers 12/01/16 Raises her arms, a dastardly grin quirking her lips.

"I got it. Mitts off the Gray. Hm. He doesn't happen to have a brother secluded off somewhere? Or a sister? Hell, I'd be content to play with the cousin! Well, if said cousin were as dashing as that Gray."
Will Summers 12/01/16 Well, you do realize I had to leave quite a few.... toys behind, yeah? Besides, I'll just crash in the next gent or dame's bed that catches my eye.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
You're right, he doesn't. I hope he chokes on a stupid cookie.
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
Can't I be fit with a beard? Is that good enough?
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 He opens the f-cking closet, okay? Gray is looking in the closet, and he isn't sure what to think. Well. He does.

...You have a Santa fetish?
Gray Taylor 12/01/16 Autumn
Please tell me it isn't a sapling.
Kai Noire 12/01/16 To: Autumn
From: Kai
Subject: Profession

That may be true, but there is little else I could do. Oddly enough I didn't learn all that much being locked in a house till the age of twenty-one. Shame I know. Well certain people biting me wouldn't be to horrible my dear. You may come to regret offering your help. But tis far too late to take it back now.

Also where are you currently will make my stalking you so much easier.
Kai Noire 12/01/16 To: Autumn
From: Kai
Subject: Stalking

I am in fact not stalking you, do you wish for me to? I would welcome a distraction from making all these cookies. Have I mentioned I despise people? Demanding Christmas cookies already. I smell like a giant f*cking sugar cookie.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
9 minutes. You are good. Gray looks up from his desk at the random someone talking at him about some account, his eyes narrowing. He doesn't say a damn word, and instead gets up and walks out of his office. Within minutes, he is stepping off the elevator and into the lobby with that signature, egotistical smirk on his face.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
But I am clearly better. At everything. Including the looks department. And personality. And.. everything.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
What? You should only have one favorite!
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
Shall we test that theory? Chris thinks otherwise. [IMG]

Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
This is why I'm the boss man. I'm just THAT good at negotiating.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn about 10?
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
Yes, dear. I'll just be here, waiting for the sweet click clack of you walking toward me.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
Yes. YES. SORRY. Please. Christ. You women. Heels. Heels do magic. You don't even need them, but god damn. Yes.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
Don't you carry a pair in your purse or something? Isn't that something women do?
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
When is that!?
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
Now you are just spoiling me. When will I see more than your back? Maybe your face?
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Gray chuckles, glancing away before looking to her response. There's nothing like being called on his sh-t. Stopping at the elevator, he presses the up button with a smirk on his face.

No shame, either.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Gray just so happens to be doing his thing. Really. He's walking down the hall at Mercy, when he sees Autumn. Smirking to himself, he watches her walk ahead of him across the ground floor lobby for a moment before pulling out his phone.

You've got quite the bounce to your step.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn do you know so much about cats?
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Autumn
Harmful... like nothing more than a house cat. No big cats. He'll ask. Be prepared.
Gray Taylor 11/30/16 Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooan. Ra. For Ra? Ra is the soft spot, and this woman is fast figuring that out.

Ra can have whatever he wants. ...unless it is harmful.
Ra Seo 11/30/16 Wide eyes. Widening ever more with each pad of the kittens paws against the floor. Grabby hands extend towards the fluffball, though even in his excitement he is as gentle as can be when he scoops the cat into his arms. Tiny meows in Ra's direction. Ra squee's.

"Do... You think Gray will let me have one? Talk him into it? Please?"
Ra Seo 11/30/16 Rolls out of the closet. In doing so, tosses his phone towards Autumn. If anyone can figure out the silencer, its her. Meanwhile, his determination turns towards finding the kitten.
"Where? Where is Maddie?"
Ra Seo 11/30/16 @Aut
But... I like it in here.
Its dark and quiet.
Ra Seo 11/30/16 @Aut
I don't know how to put it on silent.
Your stuff smells better than Springs.
Her closet is like a dispensary.
Gray Taylor 11/29/16 Walks to bed, faceplants dramatically upon the bed space in the planking position. Talks into the bedding, muffled. "I juf wan mm Ra ha'ee."
Gray Taylor 11/29/16 Gray walks into Autumn's room, just a little bothered. He'd forgotten to knock. Between the text from Autumn, and then Winter? Gray needs to be consoled. Very much. "Listen. It's Gray. Just Gray."
Ra Seo 11/29/16 Is quiet. Silent. Makes no sound as he sits crosslegged in the corner of Autumns closet. Unless she happened to need something inside, she might never know be was there. That's the magic of Ra Seo and his infinite closet railroad.
Gray Taylor 11/29/16 Autumn
No he didn't. He yelled Gray's a son...of a b-tch.
Gray Taylor 11/29/16 Autumn
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Red
We are 100% good. No. 110% good.
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Red
Of course, dear. I'm fine. Everything is fine.
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Red
Would you dislike me just because I didn't cave in to bullies?
Blaize Summers 11/28/16 Firebird
I still have questions and concerns...Ugh, fine. I can feel your puppy-dog eyes.
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
I'm a man. We are not observant creatures.
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
Who is this Gary person you keep texting?
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
I make no promises on anything. We're like Fox and the Hound, but we never get separated. Ever.
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
Is that a no?
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
...Sometimes, Ra and I like to wake each other up by jumping on each other's beds. Is that acceptable?
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
But what about Ra? I can't leave Ra. She's trying to... Autumn. Who was she with, when she broke the bed?
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
I say this with all the care in the world, but I might have to upgrade her walls to be soundproof, because I cannot listen to that.
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
Is this her way of agreeing to the terms?
Spring Summers 11/28/16 Autumn
Between that bloody bast-rd and That f-cking Girl, I'm going to be abstinent for like a f-cking week. He promised me a f-cking Jurassic Park lamp. Mother f-cker better give it to me. He f-cking better. Or else I won't bang in my f-cking room. I'll bang the sh-t out of his.
Spring Summers 11/28/16 Autumn
Where the f-ck am I going to put my sprouts? Cheers for the bed. Tell Gray to not get his f-cking knickers in a bunch.
Winter Summers 11/28/16 To: Little Leaf
We can go shopping any time you want my sweet potato! I need help buying Christmas decorations for the coven. Gray doesn't know let's keep it hush hush.
Gray Taylor 11/28/16 Autumn
Yes, it is. ...just five more minutes. Yes? Yes.
Gray Taylor 11/27/16 Autumn [VID]
Gray Taylor 11/27/16 Autumn
I have no idea what that is meant to taste like, but I'm going to try it.
Gray Taylor 11/27/16 Autumn
We both know I hate them. Are they to be candied?
Gray Taylor 11/27/16 Yep. Mine.
That's fine. I'll be by in a bit. You can regale me with your story over brussel sprouts.
Gray Taylor 11/27/16 Read: Mine.
Really? What could he have to say? We've never met. Did you punch him? I bet you did. That's my girl.
Gray Taylor 11/27/16 Mine.
Why does this nose need to be broken?

Also, your spirit animal:
Jameson Orlav 11/25/16 Enlarged eyes dart suspiciously, "Look, I travel a lot for work.." Jameson takes a small step back, as though he were preparing to evade a beating, "That bright hair seems to be quite trendy at the moment. Mere coincidence, really."
Blaize Summers 11/22/16 Firebird
Jameson Orlav 11/22/16 Dark brows knot into a 'v' shape over his now narrowed eyes. A heavily sleeved arm comes across his mouth, wiping the remnants of pizza crust from the corners of his face.

He shrugs.

"Worth it." Lips perk into an exaggerated grin. It says 'I'm adorable, thanks', just before he toddles off.
Jameson Orlav 11/22/16 Shoving the last piece of pizza crust into his mouth, Jameson chews hastily, swallowing fast as he wipes his hands together and makes a spectacle of having finished his meal.

"You must be a mind reader. I was starving."

Summer S Summers 11/21/16 She’d heard through the tiny grapevine that was her family that her sisters had a blow out fight. Summer flopped onto her bed, shoving pillows out of the way, staring at the ceiling. Fairly sober, she licked her lips out of nervousness and put her hand on her belly. Discord among the very few she actually loved in this world made her feel physically ill. She didn’t know what the fight was about and she didn’t need to. That was between them. Despite that, Summer felt like she needed to reach out to the two bullheaded women, knowing that they were very likely isolating themselves. With a sigh, she chuckled as she glanced at her tall, antique apothecary chest. Each tiny drawer contained a different means of escape and isolation for the woman. They all had different ways of quieting the storm.

Rolling over, she grabbed her phone and sent out a text to each, just needing to send out that tether to her baby sisters.

Autumn, my sweet little red-hot- I want you to know I love you no matter what. I’m back in London, brought you back a cat head pipe in celebration of your new kitten. While you’re in New York, will you have a black and white cookie for me? Also maybe a cronut. I hear those are super yummy. Xoxo- S
Gray Taylor 11/21/16 Autumn
Be safe.
Blaize Summers 11/21/16 "Well, you're not wrong about the muzzle..."
-frowns and sighs at his sister's stubbornness-
"You are. You simply feel like you are not capable now given the circumstances you elude to but refuse to go into detail. Go kill stuff."
-watches her walk off with a solemn gaze-
Blaize Summers 11/21/16 "They don't need me. Just you and Spring, evidently."
-pushes a small bag of Summer's 'Good Stuff' into Autumn's bra-
"Do what makes you happy, love. That's all I ask."
Blaize Summers 11/21/16 -looks confused-
-suddenly, it clicks-
" know where to find me."
-places a small kiss against her head-
"I love you, sister. And nothing will change that."
Blaize Summers 11/21/16 -is suddenly standing behind her, eyeing his phone and eating a tootsie pop-
"It's so easy to get an answer out of you. I'm thankful for that."
-opens arms-
"Come here. You need a big brother hug. We give the best ones."
Caitlyn Darrow 11/21/16 *Glances around*
*Gnaws on squeaky toy*
Is this a paying position to be your feet warmer?
Because I could use the cash.
Blaize Summers 11/21/16 To:Red
Oh, stop it, that's not fair. You and Spring need to put in your big girl panties and get over it. You're angry at each other over a man. Am I in the Twilight Zone?
Blaize Summers 11/20/16 To: Red
Did you get a feline vermin as well? Please tell me you did not. Don't disappoint me as Winter has.
Gray Taylor 11/20/16 Autumn
I intend to skin someone alive, and feed them to wild dogs.
Gray Taylor 11/20/16 Autumn
I will skin any mutt that goes near you. Understand?
Winter Summers 11/20/16 Spots his sister in a cell not far from his own proceeds to make faces at her like a REAL mature adult.
Gray Taylor 11/20/16 Autumn
Do you think I look poorly in brown?
Lloyd R Darrow 11/19/16 You're the one from the paper, aren't you? With the dozen siblings with odds and ends for names? Seems only one of the two of us should have any parenting issues. Do have a good evening now, Miss.
Winter Summers 11/19/16 To: Kitten Momma

Of course your kitty witty can come! Whisker's has a ton of kitty toys he is willing to share. It will be adorable! I look forward to your arrival!
Lloyd R Darrow 11/19/16 If you needed money for heroin, all you had to do was ask. I give donations to homeless people all of the time. What you do with it is your business.
Winter Summers 11/19/16 To: Autumn

Just a visit you should spend the night! I'll clean up! We can cuddle or you can sleep in my bed I'll sleep on the couch. I've never had sex in my bed it's clean I promise!
Winter Summers 11/19/16 To: Autumn
From: Winter

Ouch ya know that hurts my feelings! I seriously want nothing this time! Unless you wanted to hang out or something. If you are busy it's cool. I'll hang out with Whiskers. Does that sound sad? It's what I was aiming for...ya know so you pity me and come hang out.

Would it help my case if I said I have booze and smokey smokes? Also ice cream.
Winter Summers 11/19/16 Oh his sisters how they made him feel so loved!

To: Leaf
From: Snowflake

Can't a brother just text to see how his little sister is doing? Perhaps I just wished to tell you how much I love and adore you! Am I being what everyone calls a bother?
Winter Summers 11/19/16 To: Flareon
From: Glaceon

What's cooking good looking? How are we today? And if you ignore this text I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FORCE MY BROTHERLY LOVE UPON YOU
Spring Summers 11/18/16 Spring's lips turn upward into a domineering smirk. Autumn was talking her language now. Her blue eyes fluttered to Gray occasionally. A sadistic laugh flowed from Spring, "Happiness? F-cking cvnt. Don't pretend like we have those feelings. Your own f-cking heart was taken by a business man just like him. I will do whatever the f-ck I want Autumn. If I feel it neccessary to beat the f-cking p-ss out of your love interest, then I will f-cking do it. He's my f-cking neighbour, and was my f-cking neighbour first. Nay, It's not about me. That f-cking part is right, but it always comes back to me." She hissed and dropped her fists from her chest.

"News f-cking flash. If you're banging my f-cking neighbour and also a f-cking wanker. It involves me. You know what.." Spring taks a few deep breaths and makes a move towards the door. Allowing one final cutting eye to her sister.

"You're going to end up fcked up just like they are. You may f-cking end up with Gray, but do you still blow, Autumn? Don't bother sending me a f-cking card when you start seeing those invisible f-cking unicorns like mum and dad. Autumn Leaf, it's neither of our seasons. You're f-cking dead to me." Spring's voice icy and apathetic, she makes a final motion to where Gray was standing. "I guess you always make the right f-cking choices. Cheers."

Instead of keeping her date, Spring hobbled down the hallway and out the door. After this bullsh-t she needed a drink.
Spring Summers 11/18/16 The whole name bit made her head steer towards her sister. She was mid-air at that point, which changed her landing course. Instead she landed face first onto the couch. Her hands curl around the back of the couch to twirl her around to face the both of them. Dark brown curls dishevel and create a curtain around her face. F-ck off, hair. F-ck off, Autumn. F-ck off, Gray.

Everything now is equally on her f-cking sh!t list. She fiddles with her removed shoe, and just as she was about to answer. He f-cking did it. That made her boiled blood pump over zealously. How dare he try to talk for her. Spring's eyes moved to glare daggers at both her sister and Gray. Zero f-cks. She tosses her shoe in his direction with a hiss.

"First of f-cking all. I did mean it. I didn't realize I was bloody Gray now. F-cking Wanker. What the f-ck does it look like Autumn?" The level of hostility continues to rise in her gaze. "I'm trying to kick Gray's arse. Glad to f-cking know he's a b-tch that brings you into it. Oi. Why the f-ck are you here Autumn Leaf? Did I cut into your f-cking date time?"

Spring finally stood from the spot she had incorrectly landed with a look of a dare cast to her sister. Her limbs creak and pop, as she rose her fists from her sides. It was clear from their upbringing it was a sign of 'come at me bro'.
Gray Taylor 11/18/16 It all happens so damned fast. Spring is sauntering into the room, venom in her words and fire in her eyes, egging him on and daring him at the same time to go further. And then, she is in the air. Lunging. Flying. Whatever one might call it, she is headed straight for him in this comical ball of fury as she fights to extract her shoe like a weapon and beat him sense with it.

It causes the corners of his mouth to stretch, pulling upward into a bemused smile before Autumn appears. Then all cards are off the table. But, this is really his time to shine, and as Gray makes to move quick out of the madwoman's path and pray for the best, he is already considering the options.

Further infuriate Spring and calm Autumn, or let the two women brawl it out on their own.

He opts, at first, for option B. Let the girls handle this. His gaze cuts to Autumn momentarily, and he feels that slight pang of having wanted to go with option A... but, he absolutely must remain in her favor. And not be a whiny sh-t. Instead, he is charming, sweet, and understanding. Which simply makes him a little sh-t. "It's alright. Spring didn't mean anything by it."
Winter Summers 11/18/16 To: Leafycakes
From: Beefycakes

Whiskers is SO ready for his first kitty play date he even got an adorable outfit for it! Spoiler Alert it's really just a bow tie but damn he's rocking it!
Gray Taylor 11/18/16 Autumn
If she kills me, you should know that I've hidden my Johnnie collection in the loose floorboard in the closet.
Maya J Lawson 11/18/16 Maya heard grunting in the distances and instantly recognized the sound of a fight. Curiosity peeked her interest as she walked around the corner to witness the battle at hand. It was a female beating the **** out of some guy. He probably deserved it, most people did. Silently she watched the powerful blasts, impressed by the ease of movement the woman was displaying. She could be a powerful sparing adversary. The man landed blows but it didn’t seem to slow down the woman. Smirking silently Maya sulked back around the corner, letting the pair finish their battle in peace.

You witnessed Autumn Summers attack Lloyd R Darrow!
Spring Summers 11/17/16 Autumn
Right. Did you two f-cking bang?
Winter Summers 11/17/16 To:Leaf
From: Snowflake


We must hurry! He had siblings but they are almost as cute as him they could be all gone! We are running there so wear your running shoes not f*ck me pumps!
Winter Summers 11/17/16 To: Autumn Bottom
From: Winter

Isn't he the cutest! I have good taste and give me five minutes to shove the mess I have created somewhere you wont see.

P.S. You are right but I have deleted the pictures, they were taking up to much room. Sir Whiskers loves to have his picture taken. Sacrifices had to be made woman!
Spring Summers 11/17/16 Autumn
Ew. What the actual f-ck Autumn? You fell for that stupid sh!te. You know he's just a f-cking wanker that sends out memos, right?

No. I'm not f-cking happy. Stop acting modest and give me the f-cking deets. B!tch.
Spring Summers 11/16/16 Autumn
Don't play f-cking dumb with me. You know the f-cking song. The one tr@mp song.
Winter Summers 11/16/16 To: Autumn

I don't lie, I couldn't leave my little baby alone and are you saying you don't want to pet him?

Video Message:
Spring Summers 11/16/16 Autumn
What the f-ck is wrong with you? Stop humming that f-cking song c-nt
Kai Noire 11/16/16 Whistles a merry little tune as he sneaks into the cells. It was so much easier to just murder the people locked up in here. He'd pick the lock, drain them and leave. Truly Kai was a master mind. Looks left, then right freezing when he notices the red haired woman.

"Well if it isn't Gingersnap...haven't seen you since what the last time you screamed at me for beating someone up? I thought you died." Was there an there a point to this ideal chit chat? No not really.

You managed to break out Autumn Summers.

"Out you get before I decided you would make a nice snack." Continues to whistle as he continues to search for his afternoons snack.
Camille Rameau 11/16/16 Never mind where she had gotten the key from. The guards were on her sb-t list, and it brought her immense pleasure to see them suffer. Evenings were the easiest- the chubby little men were so often busy with an influx of activity after dawn had passed, and that's when Camille would have her fun. With each new occupant that filled the void of empty cells came another opportunity. She would wait for the slamming of heavy steel and the vacancy of the officer before she freed the prisoners. When they returned, they'd be red faced and aggravated. Just how she liked them.

"Psst. You. Red." Cami wiggles her bony little finger at the fair skinned lass. "Hurry, before they come back."

You managed to break out Autumn Summers
Blaize Summers 11/15/16 Broad shoulders lifted then fell in a shrug motion. His body language portrayed that the man was indifferent towards the death of his lover. Inside, however, he was filled with unyeilding rage the likes of which his siblings had never seen. Emotions were a characteristic Blaize preferred to keep on the down low. The less others knew, the better.

"Twigs time shall come. I'll make sure of it." Alabaster hands tugged at his vest to adjust it on his body. It did not require any adjusting but that always seemed to be his go to tick. "I have no clue of our sister's situation. It would seem we are both equally in the dark on this subject."
Winter Summers 11/15/16 To: Autumn
From: I don't understand

I have no idea what you are talking about I was home all day today. With my cat, I've named him Sir whiskers. Come visit him sometime.
Gray Taylor 11/15/16 Autumn
Who the hell is that taking pictures?
Winter Summers 11/15/16 Drops his cellphone, runs to his fridge pulls out his emergency ice cream starts shoveling it it crying uncontrollably like a real man.
Winter Summers 11/15/16 To: No fun at all
From: Winter

Can you make children? If so you choose a better looking man, you'd make ugly children together. No offense.

You go ahead and go smooch on him hope you get mouth herpes![insert heart here]
Summer S Summers 11/15/16 Squinting at the yell, Summer let out a long exhale. A great plume of smoke followed, surrounding the blond and creating a near accurate depiction of her aura. Coughing a few times, she peered at her sister and remarked, "I didn't know you knew I was dead?" Was she talking in circles? It sounded like it but also made sense in her mind. With another puff-cough, she added wryly, "Death didn't know what to do with me. So...I'm baaaaack!"

Watching Autumn's reaction, Summer marveled at the differences and similarities between her sisters. Spring's prickles could be seen from a mile away. Meanwhile Autumn was a bit more like a porcupine- seemingly soft until you approach or touch her. Then: stabby stabby. Seeing Autumn's cherubic face sadden sobered Summer a little bit. Hugging her tightly, Summer felt a pang of guilt. To have caused her family worry and anguish, it was distressing. Glancing back at the smoldering Pabst can laying on its side, she knew she'd be chasing those feelings away shortly. Summer's smokey brown eyes met Autumn's greens. Smiling sweetly, she touched her sisters pretty face and said, "I'm so sorry you worried and am sorry I didn't come around sooner. I really didn't think anyone knew I was gone." Scrunching up her face, she asked, "I wasn't gone that long, was I? Time is so weird."
Blaize Summers 11/14/16 The man's features fell slightly but he still held his composure despite the subject nature. "Let's be honest, Red, he was a vile and sadistic man. He was my vile and sadistic man, though, and he will be missed. Let us not dwell on it."

It was noticed that Autumn had a thought of sorts. The two had a tighter bond than with the other siblings so it seemed Blaize could read her just as she could him. He would need to investigate her situation at a later date.

A confused look filled his pale features. "Killed? I was literally just hugging her. She was the first one I found here."
Winter Summers 11/14/16 To: Over dramatic much?
From: Awesome Possum

What!? He could have things! Do you want your squish mitten to itch!? Cause it could happen! Use CONDOMS! Also if you are going to continue to see him you should take pictures. Lots. You know for proof or I wont believe you are really with him.
Blaize Summers 11/14/16 "I wouldn't dream of it. Besides, Desmond is no more thanks to our goody-two-shoe brother. Without him I lost my I thought I would return to my family. Glad to see everyone alive and well as they can be. I don't even think Summer knows which planet she's on anymore." A pale finger pressed against his lips with a worried look. She wasn't nearly as much of a druggy as their parents but sometimes Blaize worried.

"At least she is happy, I suppose."
Winter Summers 11/14/16 To: Autumn aka little leaf
From: Your favorite brother

Are you mad woman of f*cking course you have to wear a jacket! It's so god damn cold out! Unless you don't have one then we ARE going shopping. But no I totally meant condoms, don't go for the flavor ones trust me. And I still don't approve of this. Back to the groping me thing! First day he did it!

I mean I TOTALLY enjoyed it but not the point! Is this text to long?
Blaize Summers 11/14/16 "You know I use that as a term of endearment, red! Also...I am what I eat." A toothy grin spread across his face with an impish chuckle. "We both enjoy showing skin. I think we have the same father. Both red heads, both flawless physically. So at least we know we are definitely full blooded siblings."
Blaize Summers 11/14/16 Was every sibling going to give him the 3rd degree for his lack of urgency? Blaize had never been one to rush! Especially when interesting shops with plenty of sharp shinies were on the way.

With the little red head in his arms he lifted her up to give the woman a bear hug. A phantom of a smile appeared on his face before he could catch it. Upon putting her back down he made sure to cover his mouth with his hand so his lops could return to a pessimistic scowl. "Good to see you as well, Sk@nk. Didn't miss too much, did I?"
Blaize Summers 11/14/16 "Oh, Ginger Sister, I have missed you so. I promised I wouldn't cry...because I'm not a p-ssy. But come hug me before I pee myself in excitement."
Ra Seo 11/14/16 The brightest of eyes widen when the unassuming box is offered. Painted across the front were images of Velociraptors, the only dinosaur worth a damn. Inside the box held a revelation of bandages, the likes of which Ra would almost never utilize. Somehow, he had managed to find excitement in the sticky little bandaids, and the light across his face was a good indication of his excitement.

"These are for me?" Almost cannot believe it. Was certainly not use to gifts. "Thank you!" Snatches the box, though he had not intended to seem rude. Was merely caught up in his excitement. "I am Ra. But I think you already know that."

He smiles wide, nearly ready to tear open the box and have at the band aids already.
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 Flowers. The cheeky thing sent him flowers. Gray chuckled to himself every time he thought of that card, which was every time the arrangement came into his view. Generally speaking, it was in plain sight quite often, so the amusement was constant. He thought long and hard on his reply, and then it finally struck him.

A knock would come upon her door, and the moment it would be opened she would find two men bearing impressive instruments and even more impressive mustaches. Music would begin, the tune familiar as they serenade her with the beloved tune of Bella Notte.


You are tough act to follow, and I hope this meets your expectations. I would like very much for you to join our cult me in London. I can promise you endless resources, and frequent embarrassment (which I am sure you will love).

I will await your answer on baited breath.

Prince Charming
Spring Summers 11/11/16 Autumn
Punch one news reporter and your life goes to sh-T. I also need your f-cking help setting up a Tinder profile to make Piss off Winter. Xoxox
Spring Summers 11/11/16 Autumn
Stop by my loft later. Unlimited liquor and cigs. You better come over, f-cking c-nt. Xoxo
Winter Summers 11/11/16 Text To: Little Leaf
From: Broken hearted

Just so you know I am VERY disappointed! And make sure to use protection god only knows what that man PROBABLY has.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 Autumn
Autumn: Hot tempered, easily amused, expensive taste, gentle, vindictive.

Indeed. What time shall I pick you up? I'll make sure to use my least expensive car, if only to put more aside for your spending needs.

Also... good luck with that.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 Autumn
Did he? The night is yours, if only to cause upset for your brother. I'll add vindictive to the list of things that you are. Refreshing. I'd love to take you to dinner. You pick. The more it costs me, the better. The night is yours.

PS. The less you charm me, the more you charm me.
Winter Summers 11/07/16 *squeezes in a tight hug*
My crisp little leaf, where is my welcome hm? Didn't you miss your older brother? I missed you!
Spring Summers 11/06/16 Autumn
Hey b1tch. We need to have f-cking words about those bossy, nameless tw-ts.
Spring Summers 11/05/16 Gray; Autumn
They liked the samples of Sunglass Hut saleslady's brain. Do lepers enjoy plebeian brain?
Gray Taylor 11/05/16 Autumn; Spring
They aren't zombies. Those are lepers.
Spring Summers 11/05/16 Gray; Autumn

I had no clue that zombies like selfies.
...what the f-ck am I doing with my life?
Gray Taylor 11/05/16 Autumn
Drinking Johnnie Walker Blue. Next time, you get better than this.
Gray Taylor 11/01/16 Autumn
You know, I only just learned that you're sisters. But yes. That. Spring. She's not being insufferable. It's not normal.
Gray Taylor 10/31/16 Autumm
Oye. What do you do when a woman decides to be nice to you?
Spring Summers 10/31/16
Get a cup of joe? Eat some crisps? Shop? What do we do?
Spring Summers 10/25/16 -Chews on brownie-
You know what's a stupid word? Spoon. Who the f-ck would think of that name? Heh, I got these brownies from the daft birthers..This is my thourth one.
God f-cking damnit, I'm high. I should have known better.
Ugh. Tweaker a-ses.
Gray Taylor 10/07/16 You know, stone is actually a bit cozy in a sturdy, reliable way.
Gray Taylor 07/31/16 "Now, hang on just a minute, Miss Autumn. I never claimed modesty." Gray lets out a chuckle, folding his hands before him. He really does appear every bit the business man that he is. But a happy one. A happy one that is constantly up to something. "I will have you know that I pride myself in my honesty. And that's the truth."
Gray Taylor 07/29/16 "Of course you don't believe me, though you really should. But just delightful?" Gray narrows his eyes, looking slightly insulted. "I will have you know that I am the greatest thing since Betty White. And just to put that in perspective for you, she is older than sliced bread."
Gray Taylor 07/29/16 She's stubborn, and slightly uncomfortable, and it is so amusing to him. Maybe he should be kinder, but where is the fun in that? So, perhaps he could be a little kinder. With that in mind, given the prospective opportunity before him, he straightens up again. "Quick as a whip, aren't you? I'll tell you what, Autumn, your sass is unparalleled."
Kai Noire 07/29/16 Kai's blue eyes stared at the woman from across his cell. Poor unfortunate soul locked away and she was oh so pretty. Heaven knows what would happen to her in here! As the guard came to released Kai from his own prison cell he quickly put the man in a choke hold. "Shh this is for the best. Trust daddy." Once the man was out he tossed him into his cell before shuffling over to the red heads.

"Fear not love your knight in tarnished dented armor is here." He picked her lock with ease and smiled at her.

You managed to break out Autumn Summers.

"There you are love try to be more careful, I would really hate to have to come back in here to save you. It's rather disgusting in here."
Gray Taylor 07/29/16 "Gray." Smug smirk edging the corners of his lips, he leans down to whisper in a low voice, "And it's spunk. Not sass. Very different, you see."
Gray Taylor 07/28/16 "What? No sass, today? No clever quip?" Gray lets out an exaggerated sigh behind his subtle, devilish grin. "How disappointing."
Gray Taylor 07/25/16 "Never," his smirk sounds through his words. "Though one should never underestimate the quiet ones. They are usually the ones who cause the most trouble."
Gray Taylor 07/24/16 "All you women are so spunky."
Gray Taylor 07/24/16 "Better late than never," Gray winks and gives the girl a broad grin.
Spring Summers 07/14/16 Narrowed eyes glanced from left to right. A whimsical tune started to flutter from her lips in form of a whistle. Using a pin she kept behind her right ear she knelt down and went to work on the cell door. "Well, come the f*ck on. This place can f*ck itself off the map."
You managed to break out Autumn Summers.
Spring Summers 07/11/16 You always were the more observant f*cking one. To clarify I mean our f*cking parents.
Spring Summers 07/11/16 It's about f*cking time. Did you get tired of those daft f*cking wankers as well?
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