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Born: December 02, 2016 Forum Topics Started: 0
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Claire Cross
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Elouise Orlav
Cross Bearer

Jameson Orlav

Jason Reindhart

Bloody Times
Lang Ren

Solomon King

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Elouise Orlav 02/20/17 Cassie
I think I just peed a little.
YAY! See you soon!
Elouise Orlav 02/20/17 Cassidy 😌💕
I can book the flight, if you want.
I need someone to come taste wedding cake with me.
Elouise Orlav 02/18/17 Cassidy
Drunk is good! I miss you.
Visit before the wedding?
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Cassidy
Yeah, but I want a REAL wedding.
If I don't look like a whale in a dress, that is. I'm starting to get fat.
Did you have a nice day yesterday? Like, at least not horrible?
Jameson and I had a great night. 😌💕
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Cassidy
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Cassidy
I don't actually know what Jameson's plans are for a name. I'm probably just going to let him pick.
...because he's cute.
Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Cassidy
Wanna snuggle and taco-bout it?
I'd offer to get mindlessly drunk with you, but, y'know, fetus.
It's a boy! We're naming him Pablo Escobar.
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17 Cassie-Boo
Elouise Orlav 02/06/17 Cassie
He wouldn't.
Unless I keep locking the dogs in his office, then he might!
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Cassiebear
Red dress, yes. We'll chair the god mother thing. You might like this baby. If it's ugly, you can just sell it.
Or, if Jameson ditches me you can be the new Dad.
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Cassieboo
You have to wear the red dress, then.😍
How do you feel about being a God Mother, except with nothing remotely religious involved? You're the most sensible person I know.
And I was voted Most Likely To Choke on Rice in my senior yearbook.
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Cassie
What isn't in Vegas?
Gambling. Women with big feather hats. Elvis Presley's that'll marry you for $20.
I want to wear a tux and lose a bunch of money.
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 C
😞 Truthfully, it depends on the day. But everything's fine as it can be, I guess.
You know how it goes.
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 C
He is. If I ever get sick of Elouise I'll probably elope with Jason instead. F-ck Noura. We're soulmates.
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 C
Make no mistake. She's still mostly awful.
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 C
You met Noura, yeah? She's kind of a psycho. I think she made it her life's mission to make Ellie miserable.
IDC. Its kind of entertaining.
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Cassie
I wish I had come.
It's fine here. Nothing has really changed.
I'll just drag you with me to Vegas!
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 Cassidy
You haven't missed much. Jason and Noura got married, but I secretly feel that it was to get Elouise off both of their backs.
And also because Noura has enemied her.
..Don't tell her I said that.
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Cass-Cass
Right. 'Accident'.
I miss cuddles. And breaking into your room.
...just bothering the piss out of you.
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 Cassidy
Sunburn? Where did you end up, Mexico? 😂😂
Mom seems happy. Jesus gives her the penance
she needs to feel good about her lifestyle.
She misses you, though.
Elouise Orlav 02/03/17 Cassidy
I miss you.
Let's set some drapes on fire soon.
Claire Cross 02/02/17 Cassiebear
Where are you?
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Cassidy
How are you fairing out there, kid?
Claire Cross 01/09/17 Cassie
Whatever makes you happy, Cassie Bear.
Claire Cross 01/09/17 Cassie
You can keep saying no, dear. It won't change a thing.
Claire Cross 01/06/17 Cassie
It's too late to object honey! I'm married to Jesus Christ.
Claire Cross 01/06/17 Cassie
I married the All Father, and now I'm the All Mother. Isn't that great dear? All your Christ brothers and sisters. No. Really pumpkin. I'm Claire Christ now.
Claire Cross 01/06/17 Cassie
I have married Jesus. He is your new father. Love you Cassiebear. Get together for coffee and Baileys soon?
Claire Cross 01/02/17 Mama's Gang👩‍👧‍👧
Look what I found in the doctor's office! 🏥
Cheech, Chong, Karen, and Jose Cuervo are my witnesses. 😍😍
Elouise Orlav 01/01/17 ...that's less fun.
-tugs on sleeve-
Wanna go get hot cocoa?
Elouise Orlav 01/01/17 I just wanted some ice cream!
...Jameson stopped buying the bulk sizes when I kept eating it all in a day.
Elouise Orlav 01/01/17 -shifty eyes-
...I'm just ogling.
Elouise Orlav 01/01/17 -creeps up behind-
-fondles muscles-
Elouise Orlav 12/31/16 She gives Cassidy a squeeze, almost falling asleep before she lets go, emitting a yawn. "I go sleep on Jameson now. Here. Have Stalin." She procures a kitten and shoves it at her before turning to stumble away.

"Happy New Year Cassiboo." She waves a hand as she leaves.
Elouise Orlav 12/31/16 Cassidy
I think there's more. Too tired to find them all.
Jameson brought them all home. Now they're being clingy.

Elouise knocks on Cassidy's door before stumbling in, cats stuffed in her sweatshirt. "One hug. Then I have to go wait until midnight to mack on Jamie. So sleepy. So jetlagged." She squints at her. "...where the hell is Jason?"
Elouise Orlav 12/31/16 Cass
Elouise miss you too.
Elouise come hug.
Elouise bring all 3 kittens.
Elouise Orlav 12/31/16 Pyro
Are the drapes okay?
...are you okay?
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 Cassidy
Someone says that Karen loves asparagus. Who knew!
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 Cassidy
...Karen can't die. Ever. I'll f-cking bite her. I swear I will. Goddamn vampire donkey.
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 Cassidy
I think we just pray it stays alive?
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 Cassidy
Want joint custody?
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 The Cult
Look who I saved from 2016! Say hello to Karen. She's bunking with Cheech and Chong.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Chomp. The chomp echoes through the halls as a dog.. Wolf.. Cassidy? Seems to try her hardest to take an honest chunk out of Jameson's derriere. He should have hears the padding of paws against the floor coming up behind him, but was effortlessly caught off guard as he peeped around the corner of the corridor. The teeth tear just barely through the thick, matted material of his black cargo pants. Enough so that he can feel sharp canines graze his skin. The doctor tries to turn, but instead trips over his own footing, falling to the ground as his body twists. His back hits the concrete, and his water pistol scrambles to take aim at the black wolf.

"Cheater!" He yelps into the air, wasting no time as he begings to pump a stream of cold water into the air, swinging back and forth and paying no attention to whom or what he was soaking. "Viva la revolution!!"
Elouise Orlav 12/31/16 Cassie
sleepy. cuddling with kitties.
fire keep ellie snuggly warm.
Elouise Orlav 12/31/16 Cassidy
Which room are you in? We can put it out with vodka.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Jameson, however thick and tall he may have been, was well versed in stealth. It was a part of his craft, and his craft was something he took great pride in. Along with his mastery of small arms and martial arts, the doctor fancied himself well with a nerf gun. Or, even better, a water pistol. He had promised Cassidy the karate chop of her life (literally), but on his way, he'd devised another plan. One of mischief and the most prominent of mayhem.

It was all in the water pistol.

The reserve tank on the gun itself held a substantial amount of water, and with a few pumps the pressure would build inside of the gun, preparing for a release that would knock her into next Saturday.

Game on.

Like the creepiest of creeps (naturally) Jameson patrols the common areas of the compound. The kitchen. Near the bathrooms. The 'living' lounge, and outside of the bedrooms. He would hide around corners and take refuse on the dark sides of chairs and couches until finally, Cassidy would show herself.

Until then, he would wait.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Group: Order
[Snapchat Sent]

We r walrus.
Elouise Orlav 12/30/16 Cass-Cass
Don't dislike Noura on my account.
Make up a different reason so Jameson doesn't hate me.
Elouise Orlav 12/30/16 Kool-Aid Gang
Claire, stay you. Cassidy, there are some paper bags in my closet if you need to hide your face.
Can someone iron Jamesonís suits? Heís helpless.
Also, this is my new boyfriend. Todd.
[video attached]
Noura Orlav 12/30/16 Jameson's Cult
I love your work, Mom.
Claire Cross 12/30/16 Claire had the seventh sense. A mother's sense, when something may be trying to punch her beloved daughter in the t!ts. Grinning ear to ear, she instructed Cheech & Chong to be good as she ventured into the restroom. Then started to record a video, that she only meant to send to Cass. Instead drunk + Mom did not = technology master.

[Video attachment]

Heh. I'm *hic* getting this technology thingy down!
~scratches at the door~
Oh they found me. Bye Cassiesmushie bear. Mama Claire loves you and all the other child- Son of a. Does that say group? Let me delete and-

Noura Orlav 12/29/16 -Smirks-
Cute. I'm charmed.
-Looks past her-
-Suddenly disinterested in the girl, because empty threats-
Later, kid.
-Walks off, intending to bump shoulder to shoulder-
Noura Orlav 12/28/16 And here I thought I was smelling the sweet aroma of litter box.
-Chill, girl. Be cool, like cucumber.-
-But it's so funny.-
-Grins, because humor.-
Does that make you Cheech or Chong?
-Oh god. So many jokes.-
Noura Orlav 12/28/16 Oh. I don't... I mean, I read them. Yes. But, you know tabloids.
-Omg. So awkward. So, so awkward.-
-Looks anywhere but at her.-
You sniff people?
-Looks at.-
Noura Orlav 12/28/16 ...Hi.
-Tilts head. Feels awkward-
What gave it away?
Elouise Orlav 12/28/16 -makes gimme hands-
The Parent Trap. Because it's relevant.
-goes back to snuggling body pillow-
-may or may not have taped a picture of Jameson's face to it-
Elouise Orlav 12/28/16 Cassidy
Surprise me!
And I have a prezzie for you.
Elouise Orlav 12/28/16 CassBae
Can you bring cheetos?
Elouise Orlav 12/28/16 Cassi-bear
No. Jameson got me like three body pillows for Christmas.
But I'm going home for a while, so I figured you'd like to get some Ellie time in!
Elouise Orlav 12/28/16 Cass-Cass
Claire Cross 12/28/16 Cassie
I love you, too.
Claire Cross 12/27/16 Cassie
Shhh. We both know he's the fat one. Mama will fix it. Don't you worry!
Jason Reindhart 12/27/16 -is still in the bed-
-blinks in confusion-
-puts a blanket on her-
Elouise Orlav 12/26/16 Wanna get Mexican food and... taco 'bout it?
-bats lashes-
Elouise Orlav 12/26/16 ...but I was with my husband.
Don't you normally want me to be with my husband?
Elouise Orlav 12/26/16 -squints-
...what if I make you some margaritas?
Elouise Orlav 12/26/16 Right. We'll work on that.
No ice cream? What about chocolate covered pretzels?
Elouise Orlav 12/26/16 Mm. No. You love me.
One day, you'll admit that.
Wanna go eat a tub of ice cream together?
Elouise Orlav 12/26/16 Um. That's what you think.
-big smile-
You love me, and you know it.
Elouise Orlav 12/26/16 What? I can't touch your butt?
Why are we even married?!
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 -squints-
Are you sure? I don't mind.
He's currently dressing the kittens up like little elves.
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 Shh. Come on. I'll take you back to your room.
Jameson and I are watching The Holiday tonight.
-wraps arm around-
-...tries to pry bottle away-
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 -pops head out from blankets- this it? Are we finally having an affair?
Elouise Orlav 12/24/16 -starts to hide-
-calls back-
Jameson Orlav 12/22/16
Elouise Orlav 12/21/16 Cassidy
Um, duh. I'm a walking double standard.
And I'm pregnant. I get to be difficult.
...come hang-out with me. I'm bored AF.
Elouise Orlav 12/21/16 Cassidy
Mr. Dr. Handsome likes to look good. And I don't complain.
Unless of course he wants me to wear real clothes instead of pajamas, in which case I threaten divorce.
Elouise Orlav 12/21/16 Cassidy
Not hostile! This is my normal Wednesday routine.
Why do you think the heating bill is so cheap??
Armani burns for longer than you might think.
Elouise Orlav 12/21/16 Cassidy
Why does everyone but ME have the dogs?
I need a nap, I'm so tired from the last one.
If you see Jameson, let him know I'm burning his stuff.
Elouise Orlav 12/21/16 Cassidy
Totally irrelevant.
Also, I'm bored. Find the puppies.
xo :)
Elouise Orlav 12/21/16 Cassidy
While you're on a crime spree, can you bring me some peanut butter crackers? Or just a jar of peanut butter. A tub, preferably.
Is there a Russian Costco?
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 SuperHater
It probably has something to do with the fact that she's a crazy person.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 CassCity
Obviously. Everyone knows that Elouise is the one hoarding wives. .. It's kind of creepy, actually. I think we need a crew therapist.
Elouise Orlav 12/21/16 Cassidy
At least it's a good mugshot!
My door is open if you need to hideout from Claire.
Claire Cross 12/21/16 Cassie
Do you need bail money?
Did you knock out another bartender?
The pups and I will come get you, dear.
W_Kat 12/21/16 "Congrats on PotD"
Jason Reindhart 12/20/16 Releasing the air trapped in his lungs he let out a sigh of relief. She didn't laugh, at least externally, at his failure. Jason will take that as a win.

His thoughts were stopped by a sudden kiss upon his cheek. A sputter and failed attempts at words escaped his mouth. He was like a little boy getting a kiss from a girl on the playground.

A hand pushed back the hair on his head in a type of nervous tick he seemed to have developed. When their eyes met he cleared his throat.

"Well, if drinking is all you do during the holidays why not do it in good company? Elouise has tequila, though now she can't drink it. So,we must oblige."

He worried at his lip for a moment.

"And...I mean, we could always spend it together. I stocked up before the holiday rush. I'm prepared for holiday blues. Plus, I have a cat."

A hand swept across the room to a luxurious cat tower beside the only window in the room in which the king, Jaeger, lay lazily ontop of.
Jason Reindhart 12/20/16 Jason had actually begun his own Christmas present wrapping when he caught the familiar scent of his fake girlfriend. A small smiel spread across his features as he began to wrap a little bit faster.

His wrapping skills left much to be desired. The corners weren't tucked in snug against the box, rips and tears lined the edges of the paper, and the bow...well, it was just sad looking. With a sigh of defeat the man accepted his fate as the horrible present wrapper. It had been years since he even attempted so he definitely deserved an A for effort.

With the knocks sounding at the door Jason stood up quickly, hiding the box behind his back. When the woman entered she would be shocked to find him fully clothed (for once) in a Christmas sweater and jeans. The sweater was of different rows of dinosaurs in festive colors and wearing Santa hats.

"Consider my @ss covered."

The smile fell when Cassidy declared she wouldn't be around for Christmas. "O-Oh...uh-"Before he could say anything else a present was shoved at him. One hand flew from behind his back to catch it while the other held the hidden present behind his back. Just as she went to leave he took a few steps forward.

"Wait! Waitwaitwait!"

Finally the poorly wrapped present was revealed and held out to the woman. An embarrassed chuckle left the man's lips. "I'm terrible at wrapping...but what kind of lover would I be without getting my beloved a present?"

Hazel eyes looked downward at the floor in an unusually shy manner. Typically Jason was brimming with confidence...but this time of year always got to him.

"I hope you enjoy whatever it is you have planned. If you need me, I'll be here."
Jason Reindhart 12/20/16 Lover
I am not seeing Noura.
I get drinks with everyone.
Which reminds me, want to do some shots?
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 ...if this constitutes as an affair, I don't really care.
-grabs blanket-
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 -huffs-
Come on, we've got movies to watch!
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 -squints-
Shh. Movie time.
-snuggles, very needy-
If Jameson asked, we played Old Maid.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 ...
-body checks-
-smother in blanket-
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 -crawls out of bed-
-drags blanket with-
I'm fantastic, I know. And in repayment, you can come watch Love Actually with me. ...I'm bored.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 -way too innocent for lacey numbers-
-or just too naive-
...just take one of each. It's okay, I have tons of extras. And Jason is probably easily impressed.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 -nods sagely-
Man presents. Cologne, sweaters, flannel shirts. Take your pick!
I always keep things on hand in case I piss Jamie off.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 -peeks out from blanket-
All of the man presents are in the closet.
...I can't go shopping, if I start moving my leg hair will start growing.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 So Cute
Come on over. I have six possible things you could give him.
Elouise Orlav 12/19/16 Cassidy
I'm combing my mustache. What's up?
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 -wails-
I'm telling Jameson!
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 I'm gonna kick your lily white ass!
-clears throat-
After the tacos.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 -gasps-
You can't hit me!
I'm... I'm...
-lowers voice, looks around-
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 -shoves-
This is going to be the longest nine months ever.
And it's not like anything good happens at the end!
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 It's okay, I just add some Lunesta to my tequila.*t.
Guess I have to actually watch them now.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Um. I think she's trying to get to her fiance in New York City, and he's probably sh*tty, so she's going to fall in love with the other handsome white guy that's helping her get there.
...and at some point there's a detour. And it's Christmas.
-grabs another taco-
Jameson always makes me watch Rambo or The Godfather. So not festive.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 -shoves whole taco in mouth-
-leans on-
-chews and swallows before talking for once-
A Christmas Detour. The same direction Candace Cameron-Bure's career took after Full House!
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 -clears throat-
...don't tell anyone.
Now, come fulfill my need for emotional intimacy.
And bring the tacos.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 -wide eyes-
Jameson told you?!
-eye twitch-
I'm so not giving him those new shoes now.
...and ew. This little b@stard is getting bottle fed.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Cassidy
Of course! I love Christmas shopping!
You can just get me a case of Jose Cuervo.
...and I'll wait to have it. I promise.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Cassidy
Can we decorate Christmas cookies too?
What about present wrapping? All of Jameson's sh*t is in the closet, and I need to wrap and hide it before he gets back.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Cassidy
I can always leave Jameson if that makes you feel more secure.
Also, you have to wear the matching fuzzy pajamas I put out for you.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Best Girlfriend Ever
And that's why our relationship is so healthy.
If Jason is your boyfriend, why haven't you *actually* cuddled?
Actually, this is good. Take it slow. I don't like to share.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Snuggle Monster
I need cuddles too.
I'm bored, emotionally needy, and Jameson is working.
...and I'll give you the vodka I have hidden under the floorboards.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Too Gullible
It's orange juice, I promise!
...please bring tacos.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Cassidy
Jose Cuervo, Grey Goose, Everclear and Captain Morgan.
Tell Jameson I said hi!
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Rude Ass
Who says I'm not drinking right. now.
I've got four straws, and they're all in half-full bottles.
Now bring me some tacos.
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Cassidy
Wtf. Not even from a dropper?
Elouise Orlav 12/17/16 Cassidy
Tacos? Vodka? Hallmark movies?
Elouise Orlav 12/15/16 Groupchat: The Order
Here is a beautiful mosaic of one big Jameson, made up of a bunch of smaller Jamesons.
All Hail.
Elouise Orlav 12/15/16 Cassidy
I'll take your word for it.
Barking at Cheech and Chong is as close to being a dog, or dog-related as I want.
FYI, your mom has totally stolen my puppies from me.
Elouise Orlav 12/15/16 Cassidy
Oh. See, now that makes more sense.'re just as weird as me.
That's why we're soulmates!
Elouise Orlav 12/15/16 Cassidy
That seems HIGHLY unlikely. See what I did there?!
Damn it. Fine. I'll just ignore it until Jameson does it.
...boop your... snoot?
Is that sexual? You two really ARE dating!
Elouise Orlav 12/15/16 Cassidy
But the prospect of no weed or tequila for nine months sounds horrible.
...babies are cute though.
How much would I have to pay you to change diapers?
Elouise Orlav 12/15/16 Cassidy
I'm worried future Jamoise is going to be one very tall, very lethal baby.
Potentially incredibly stupid because it's mine.
If it takes after Jameson, I'm not at all worried.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 -reads text-
-starts to hyperventilate-

Is it a blonde thing??
Am I going to be a bad mom?!
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy I not a good person?! I'm the catch in this scenario.
And yes, he's a good man. My favorite one, in fact.
Sorry to hear that. Moms know best, I hear.
I wouldn't know, though, mine is a fcking MESS.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 RELAXCRAZY
...Jameson was cute. I marked him as mine the day I met him. It just took him four months to get his sh*t together and realize I was a mf princess.
You stay single and fierce. Or don't. The choice is yours 100%!
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
I have a confession: me neither.
Jameson just woo'd me with that chin, and his really cute butt.
...and he spoke a lot of Czech. Who knew that was sexy??
To tell you the truth, I don't even remember dating Jameson. One day he decided I was his and then I woke up with a wedding ring. Literally.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
Ew. We're never naming the kid that. It's going to be something great. Like AK-47 or Flamethrower.
Sometimes I watch Caitlyn's kids, but that consists of giving Noah chocolate and lighting stuff on fire with him.
I'll just make your mom do the mom stuff, and I'll do the fun stuff, like tattoos.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
Shh. Jameson is it for me.
Speaking of Jameson, if we have a tiny Jamouise or Eleson, will you do all the gross stuff so I don't have to? You're blonde, the baby won't notice.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Up For Debate
Yeah, we'll see about that.
If you and Jason are ACTUALLY together, I fully support it. Because he's the love of my life.
...don't tell Jameson.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 YESGIRLFRIEND
You can't even call HR, because I AM HR.
See you tomorrow. xo
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
Nope! You're still my girlfriend.
See you for brunch tomorrow. ;)
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 -slips hands into hoodie pockets with a grin-
"That's how to throw her off. See? We got a system going. I think this will work out just fine. And, no, I do not wish to own your mother. She's much more entertaining free."
-pulls out a bag of beef jerky-
"Nevermind, ignore I said the Braum thing. Want some jerky?"
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 -squints at phone-

Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Wife #1
Snuggles and Netflix tonight? ;)
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 "My parents don't exist. I'm a genetically engineered quagmire of nature with no purpose. See? We know more about eachother already. High five!"
-raises hand with a bright smile-
"I shall protect you from the fearsome ladies! Stand behind Braum!"
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 CC
Macallan. Winkwink.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 -is yoinked-
-nodnods along-
"I'm kind of hurt she hasn't asked me yet...then again, I am old enough to be your father. We can give it a shot, see who we can trick. I can probably fake out your mother...but Elouise has already claimed me as her dino-husband. You might as well be her wolfy-wife."
-gives a soft yawn-
"I will try my best. Not sure how to actually date someone, seeing as it's been a couple decades, so faking it might prove a challenge."
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 CC
Mission is a go, ghostrider.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 -knocks on door-
"Ho Ho Ho, let me in."
-doesn't even try to sound like Santa-
"I was told you are in need of my services."
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
No, no. Although it would be funny to watch her try to bust through a Jason barricade. When she calls, just tell her you're busy wit'cho new boy toy. ..If she starts to rage I'll just sedate her.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 Cassi-sass
He's great fun. BEST part is that Elouise won't even try to kill him, because she loves him. Win/win.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
Jason. No question. He will hide you and feed you pizza. Best deal ever. Let me talk to him. He will be your literal beard.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
You can't chase ❤️ away. 😉
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
AND?? Divorce is easy.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 Cassidy
Just tell your mom WE'RE dating.
Because we are. ;o
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 -crosses arms and huffs-
-tries to avoid puppy dog eyes-
"Alright, I forgive you. Next time, get a boop, Cassidy."
-grins and pokes own nose-
"My snoot smells all. Wanna come up?"
-pats the empty space on the bed-
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 Cassidy
Your mother found a pirate Santa. Run.
Jason Reindhart 12/12/16 -was playing a video game-
-feels a cold snoot against back-
-immediately jumps away with an inhuman sound-
-stares at the wolf before pointing finger at-
"Not. Cool! Next time, I boop your snoot! You want me to boop your snoot?"
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 -cries-
-pulls out phone-

We SO are not spooning tonight.
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 [text reply]:
Sounds good to me!
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 [message]:
I don't want him either. But I want his sister less.
Merry Christmas, you get Noura!
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 [text reply]:
Don't worry. I'm just teasing him!
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 -slides under door-
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 [text reply]:
Gross. I'll be here, eating this cheeseburger and dropping crumbs on Jameson while he's sleeping.
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 [message]:
It's nothing I haven't done already.
Do you need anything? A bag of frozen peas? A paper bag to hide your identity?
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16 [text reply]:
You bet! It's okay, I won't tell Jameson. ;)
Did you break anything on that tumble down the stairs?
Claire Cross 12/10/16 ~mom senses tingling~
~shrugs, goes back to drinking whiskey~
Elouise Orlav 12/10/16 -blank stare-
-isn't sure whether or not that really happened-
-definitely agrees Jameson is lucky, though-
...don't fall down the stairs!
Jameson Orlav 12/08/16 Cassidy
.. As long as you clean up your mess and there's no DNA evidence left behind.
Jameson Orlav 12/08/16 Cassidy
Mom problems? You can ways come by our offices and hang out there. Elouise spends most of her time in mine, because she doesn't actually do anything.. But we have TV's and cards.
Claire Cross 12/08/16 Love you too dear! ❤️️❤️️❤️️
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 [text reply]:
Well, when you put it like that, I guess I'll have to make him dinner or something. Ugh.
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 [text reply]:
Boo. You mean I have to spend time with him??
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 [message]:
No can do, babe.
Sushi for dinner?
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 [text reply]:
Yeah, that's what YOU think.
See you tonight. ;)
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 [message]:
That seems like more of a you problem than a me thing.
Jameson has never complained!
...ask him about what brand of earplugs he got.
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 [text reply]:
Omg. Yes, but because I need that for myself too.
I'll get on that ASAP.
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 [text reply]:
You poor, unfortunate soul.
There are lots of tacos in your immediate future.
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 To: Cassidy
From: Elouise
Yes! I just had to shower.
I smelled like tequila became a person and then died.
...and then I fell asleep with the kittens.
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 Home? How do you...
-shrugs, gets up-
I gotta go make him more mad.
...I'll make this up to you later.
-walk of shames away-
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 -squints at-
...did'ja stay like that all night?
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 To: Cassidy
From: Jameson
Will you do me a solid and just let her stay until she's ready to come home? I'm here. Glad she's safe. Biggest favor ever coming your way.
Claire Cross 12/06/16 ~pops in like magic~
~with hangover breakfast burritos~
It's breakfast time, girls.
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 -yawns again-
Friendship is nice. Let's do that.
-gets all snuggly in blanket-
...friends do brunch, right? Tomorrow. If I'm alive.
-snores like a foghorn-
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16 -looks up at with one eye open-
Couch? Blanket? Yes please.
...why couldn't you be my sister-in-law?
Elouise Orlav 12/05/16 -no shame, puts head in lap- is the worst thing.
And sometimes the best thing. But mostly the worst.
Elouise Orlav 12/05/16 -swaggers over-
-hands cannoli, collapses on the couch-
-sips tequila, then offers-
...there's no catchin' up to this.
Elouise Orlav 12/05/16 -knocks on door-
-enters without answer-
-waves tequila in the air-
-...cannoli in the other-
Ah've gah alla the staples.
-speech pattern a mixture of inebriation and full mouth-
Elouise Orlav 12/05/16 [message]:
Psh. It's all Jameson's money anyway.
Take it all. Just leave the cannoli.
Elouise Orlav 12/05/16 [message]:
You get a prezzie too, because you're a great detective!
Elouise Orlav 12/05/16 [text reply]:
you're brilliant. how did you know??
are you a...magician?!
Jason Reindhart 12/05/16 Jason's midday nap was going perfectly until he heard a fist slam on his door followed by somebody entering his room. Elouise, probably. She enjoyed barging into his room. The man sat up in bed with his eyes still closed, a tired groan escaping him while the blankets draped across his naked upper body.

It was a different voice speaking...a much harsher tone. "Jason. I am Jason." Somehow he managed to make the words barely audible despite his inability to even think. Arms stretched upward in a stretch while the woman continued to speak.

"He likes hoods. I walk around with him sleeping in mine most of the time."Hands reach outward with a gesture for her to come closer. Gentle hands would wrap around the baby cat while the man would make kissing noise to help relax the feline from the sudden shift in space. Jason then stood up to place the cat in a lavish, silky bed ontop of a rather expensive cat tower.

Jaegar fell right back asleep as if nothing happened. "Problem solved. Cassidy, wasn't it?"Hazel eyes looked over his shoulder at the woman, a tired smile on his face.
Jason Reindhart 12/02/16 -fingerguns-
"That's the spirit!"
Jason Reindhart 12/02/16 "I'm pretty sure he was raised by wolves before I adopted him. Or street dogs. Either way, dogs don't phase him."
Jason Reindhart 12/02/16 "Nah, Jaeger loves all women. He's a hoe cat. Always rubbing up on the ladies of the crew."
Jason Reindhart 12/02/16 "Welcome to the crew. Beware the cat that roams the halls. He's crazy."
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 You're now entitled to a lifetime supply!
...because I stole my husband's wallet~!
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -dismissive hand wave-
It's okay! We have vodka!
...and if you don't like that, we also have kittens, and cheetos.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 It's okay, you won't taste the artificial flavors over all of the liquid heroin.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -offers cup of Kool-Aid-
-big smile-
Probably not, no.
But it's okay, I like a challenge!
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Don't worry, it's mixed in the Kool-Aid.
You won't notice a thing until you wake up two days later in a strange place.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 ...Fine.
But you still get the meth!
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -smirks-
We can always trade moms if you want.
...and you're also welcome to join our cult.
Our Kool-Aid has top of the line amphetamine.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 ~points at Cass~
~draws crooked heart in the air~
~points to self~
Claire Cross 12/02/16 We were discussing Jobs.
This is my fifth loss job.
We don't count our drinks dear, we count our men & jobs.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -snickers-
Yes, I'm married. And while your mother is a beautiful, ethereal beauty, I don't see myself switching teams any time soon.
But I'm stealing your mother away to my cult.
... I mean, not a cult. Definitely not a cult.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 Whatever, dear.
I've taught you how to count, Cassidy.
This is my fifth one.
~sips spiked coffee~
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 Not that kind of sister. I'm talking about a better sisterhood. And not the one with traveling pants.
-lowers voice-
Y'know. The Blonde sisterhood.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 ...isn't this what sisters do? I wouldn't know.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 Fifty.
To hell with with. I'll make it an even one hundred.
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 -sneaks up behind-
-starts braiding hair-
Claire Cross 12/02/16 ~Sighs feeling a wave of nostalgia~

I remember when you were just a cute baby. Now look at you. Look at us. Sharing our spiked coffee and...
I was supposed to be at work fifty minutes ago!
Casey Noire 12/02/16 Good luck with that.
If you need someone to take her out, I know a guy.
And I don't mean on a f+cking date.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 I've taught you well. Nice boys are... Nice., but remember dear they finish last. Unless ya know

~clears throat~

..Then they finish first.
Casey Noire 12/02/16 Jesus f+ck. I can taste the mommy issues already.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 Come on. We're both adults here, and you know his face may be leathery and plastic. That doesn't mean the plumbing downstairs isn't still working.


Ya know what I'm sayin'?

FINE. Fiiiine. I'll bite. Who would be my son-in-law? If you say Pauly Shore.. So help me god.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 What's wrong? Don't want Stallone to be your new dad? Think of his lips sipping his contaminated coffee ignorantly. Yummy.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 I simply can't resist Stallone. Don't get me started on Rocky Balboa. Delightful.
Claire Cross 12/02/16 Time to go spike our coffee and judge people.
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