| Maya Hall |
07/07/18 |
Then it is that you’re not doin’ it properly.
You know, I could nick you one o’ them loofa things that gives you extra reach.
Actually, I’m just gonna do it.
You’ll thank me later. |
| Maya Hall |
07/07/18 |
Stop squirming.
~digs out a deep one~
Your skin begs to differ.
What do you scrub with? What soap do you use? |
| Maya Hall |
07/07/18 |
~prods~
~pokes~
~does a bit of harsh digging~
It’s not ready yet. You’ve actually got a few back here, you really need to wash better. |
| Camille |
06/30/18 |
Well. If you didn't make the goods so hard to find we wouldn't have a problem. |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
~makes an extremely angry sequence of noises~
~storms the f*ck off~ |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
IT’D BE BETTER THAN STANDIN’ HERE CONTINUING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU. |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
I SWEAR TO ANYTHING HOLY, CHASE COOPER, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR ABILITY TO BE AS VILE OF A MAN AS YOU ARE. KEEP YOUR FILTHY FETISH SOCKS, I’LL TAKE MY BOXERS AS I PLEASE, AND YOU’LL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU’RE A F*CKIN’ WUSS. |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
YOU CAN F*CK RIGHT OFF, YOUR PASTY ARSE WILL DIE ALONE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF TO GET A GIRL TO LICK THE SCUM FROM YOUR DISGUSTING TOES. |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
WOULDN’T THAT BE SO NICE AND CONVENIENT FOR YOU, YOU SEXIST PR!CK! |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
THE DIFFERENCE BEING THAT I WOULDN’T F*CKIN’ BE PAWNIN’ KIDS OFF ON YOU BECAUSE I WOULDN’T BE DUMB ENOUGH TO HAVE THEM. |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
Supporting you?
Look, I’m not raising your snot nosed brats while you wither away in prison or a f*cking hospital because you talked off to the wrong person.
Which you do. All the time.
F*ck no, f*ck you and f*ck your kids. |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
Christ, man, ya can’t be serious?
First, you realize you don’t get to plan that, right?
Second, why the f*ck are you plannin’ kids names? |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
How f-cking romantic.
I’ll expect you have your kids’ names picked out?
Git for the boy, Maya for the pale-but-lovely baby girl? |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
Well, every color makes you look pale. But red makes it really noticeable.
By the way, if it’s the blonde girl from the coffee shop, I’ve heard she’s a right tw@t. |
| Maya Hall |
06/28/18 |
Blue.
Red makes you look too pale. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
Oi.
F*ck off. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
Thank f*ck?
Look here, d*ckhead, if I want to bare arse in your boxers, there’s not sh!t you’re gonna do, alright?
Now, come on, I’m tired of being sober. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
~blinks~
Money?
And of course I am. Guys have that random hole, and I’m not trying to wave the goods around, now, am I? |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
For you?
Just a pair of boxers.
~cheeky grin~ |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
I’ll leave you to it, then.
If you wanna join, you know the price.
Much less than what I paid, I can assure you. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
...I was going to surprise you, but since you can’t share, neither can I. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
Ugh, Chase, is it really so unbearable to let me wear your boxers, ones that you’re not even wearing??
You’re so selfish! |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
...to elicit trades such as these.
Since someone was never taught about sharing... |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
Don’t shirk the question, tw@t.
And of course I did.
I’m the one that taught you the finer details of the black market. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
Gross. I don’t steal people’s underwear.
I stole someone’s phone, sold it, and bought underwear.
Also, how the f*ck would you know?
Have you been snooping through my underwear again? |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
I’ll even give you my favorite lacie pair.
That way it’s fair. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
Yeah, and my shorts.
Honestly, this isn’t a good look on you.
Tell you what.
We can trade.
My underwear for yours. |
| Maya Hall |
06/21/18 |
You need one pair.
Unless you’re wearing more than one pair at a time?
In which, case, I don’t want to know.
Stop being selfish, Chase. |
| Maya Hall |
06/18/18 |
~rolls eyes~
Wouldn’t you be so lucky.
~strips off boxers and tosses them at his face~
Here, I’m off to the showers anyway.
Leave me a fresh pair for when I get back, though.
It’s too hot for pants. |
| Maya Hall |
06/18/18 |
Mmm, but I’m wearing them, so that makes them my shorts.
What’s yours is mine, yeah? |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/04/18 |
If it came down to it, how fast could you run? |
| Violet Adler |
05/31/18 |
I totally trust you.
C'mon, I'll buy you a birthday shot. |
| Violet Adler |
05/31/18 |
Didn't you say the other day that you'd be 21 in like... three months?
Did you get a fancy new ID or something? |
| Beau Theroux |
05/27/18 |
A soft chuckle left the man's lips. "Close, I suppose. French and Japanese definitely sound alike, yeah?" |
| Beau Theroux |
05/26/18 |
"Welcome to the realm, mon ami." |
| Violet Adler |
05/26/18 |
Ugh. I'm so sorry. Being 20 sucks. It's that sh-tty spot between being an adult and being able to be an adult.
I'm only four years your senior, you know. Hit me up when you turn 21. We'll make it a night you will NOT remember. 🍻 |
| Violet Adler |
05/26/18 |
I mean, I might. How old are you? |
| Violet Adler |
05/26/18 |
Awesome! Thanks for the heads up, because you're just cute as a goddamn button.
But don't worry, we'll find you a nice boy somewhere around here.
I'm Violet! |
| Violet Adler |
05/26/18 |
You are just delightful. Let's be friends. |
