| Derek Norse |
04/21/18 |
Ghostie
You’re like, really pretty. |
| Derek Norse |
04/17/18 |
Ghostie
I will gladly bask in your appreciation.
GLADLY. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/14/18 |
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| Tiber Loche |
04/04/18 |
K-Town
... Yes. It turns out Tiberius requires a monthly injection. Permanently. I think I'm going to need to check out the cabin they were staying in. Thanks for the heads up. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/03/18 |
K-Town
Tiberius is... Preoccupied. Where's this psycho compound? Is she in her right mind? She was just here a few months ago and she seemed happy... |
| Tiber Loche |
04/03/18 |
K-Town
That -IS- very strange. It was never like her to turn her phone off or ignore her friends. What about that phase of hers. What's his name? Fabio? |
| Tiber Loche |
04/03/18 |
K-Town
I only care about Gidget's happiness. If you make him happy, it can be our little secret.
K-Town
Can you be more specific about Quinn...? |
| Derek Norse |
04/02/18 |
"He probably is. Broski hasn't had a lot of luck in the lady department. It only makes sense that he'd want to try something different. And let's be honest, there is no better man that me." Derek sinks down beside Katherine, perfectly content. This is great. Better than great. This is surely puppy love.
"He's probably extra mad because he can't get naked. You know, 'cause of the twins. But I can. You can. We can do whatever we want, and he's stuck in his tightie whities." Chuckling, Derek takes a sip of the beer in hand, considering just how great his life really is. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/02/18 |
K-Town
Don't mind him. He's just salty because I didn't take him to Uganda. Can you keep him busy for, like, ever? I have to unpack and he's the WORST.
K-Town
Don't tell him I said that. I'll miss him in five minutes. |
| Derek Norse |
04/02/18 |
Derek blinks, staring at Katherine as if she'd just bestowed upon him the sweetest of gifts. This woman, he swears, is really just him... but female. And possibly, hotter. It's a hard feat, but it is possible. Without a so much as a second thought, he pulls out his phone. But not before giving her explicit instructions.
"Roll a blunt." |
| Derek Norse |
04/02/18 |
"Tiber has conjoined twins in his pants." Derek looks at his personal Aphrodite, solemn as he shares this information. "And lice. Very sad." |
| Tiber Loche |
04/02/18 |
K-Town
It's a code. For Bros. I don't know all the specifics. I think we're just making it up as we go.
I'm not sure about the diseases, but I know that I officially DON'T have them. Which is great. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/02/18 |
K-Town
Fine. I'll spare his life.
Mostly because we're bros and there's a code.
Or something.
I guess he's not the absolute WORST.
Is he at least sharing the good ganja?
K-Town
My gift to you is this paper they gave me when I re-entered the U.S.
It officially states that I do not have Malaria, Leprosy or West Nile Virus. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/02/18 |
K-Town
I had a doctors appointment.
In Uganda. Don't ask.
A new friend? Who's a male? And you LIVE with him???
Is he blackmailing you? I'll kick his ass. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/02/18 |
K-Town
Who wore it better?
1 File Attached:
 |
| Derek Norse |
03/31/18 |
"I got a Tinder match." Derek holds the phone up, peeking in her direction. "It's a thing. On the phone. You meet people with it. ...What is so funny?" |
| Derek Norse |
03/31/18 |
Derek's head pivots, neck cracking in it's wake, the moment the word naked is uttered. "You were naked in there?! And you didn't invite me? You wound me."
Pushing himself up, he walks to the bedroom, careful to not look at her. "I will have you know how unfair that is." |
| Derek Norse |
03/31/18 |
"TINDEEEERRRRRR!"
Derek's gleeful bellow can be heard from at least a mile away moments after the sharp alert of his phone sounded off. |
| Derek Norse |
03/28/18 |
Lady Roomie
Under the pillow.
What's xoxo? |
| Mackenzie |
03/17/18 |
KitKat
I wonder what it would take to dye blood green? |
| Derek Norse |
03/15/18 |
High Ghost Friend
The cat is sad because it misses Broski.
It was a misunderstanding. Trust me.
Is the Chinchilla caged?
And yes. I am.
High Ghost Friend
F-ck. Okay. Be home tomorrow. |
| Derek Norse |
03/15/18 |
High Ghost Friend
You should give him back to Broski.
Definitely.
Let him use his place as a litter box.
Button down? Don't have many of those.
Probably looks better than you.
High Ghost Friend
Probably definitely. |
| Derek Norse |
03/15/18 |
High Ghost Friend
What? No. Cat out. No cat.
They smell bad, and they're rude.
Which shirt? |
| Derek Norse |
03/15/18 |
High Ghost Friend
wtf is a Chinkilla?
What happened with the wine?
There's a cat?
...where is the litter box? |
| Derek Norse |
03/15/18 |
High Ghost Friend
How's the stash?
Any left?
Left side is still my side.
Wait. Do you drool? Are my pillows okay? |
| Derek Norse |
03/13/18 |
High Ghost Friend
They're kind of like reality TV, but naked.
My farm is everything. Burning comes later.
I'm in New Orleans.
Okay. But I prefer the left side of the bed. |
| Derek Norse |
03/13/18 |
High Ghost Friend
I love my brother. It's great.
I get to make him miserable and he has to still love me.
The Da Vinci Load? Inrearendence Day?
Inspect Her Gadget is my favorite.
Smoke all you want. I have a farm.
Just to be clear... you're moving in? |
| Derek Norse |
03/13/18 |
High Ghost Friend
Tell me something I don't already know.
Eating Wes's food and walking around his place naked.
I hot boxed his bedroom, too.
He'll kick me out by the end of the week.
His uniform stinks.
How's the stash? |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/13/18 |
*cackles at the window*
*tried to get froyo...no dice* |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/13/18 |
*leaves Kat cookies and porn...acuz best mom ever* |
| Derek Norse |
03/13/18 |
Ghost Friend
F-ck yea.
Fake weed plant on the table.
Pull it up. Goods are underneath.
Bong is on the bedside table.
Rip it good. |
| Jocelyn Fairchild |
02/14/18 |
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| Mackenzie |
02/06/18 |
KitKat
Santa is a great man.
He recently took up exercise. |
| Mackenzie |
02/06/18 |
KitKat
I'm being serious.
Sol is a total adult.
Unless you want to talk to Atticus.
He believes in Santa still. So. |
| Mackenzie |
02/06/18 |
KitKat
Well, by today's standard, I'm not wrong.
I go to Solomon when I need an adult.
He's thirty something, after all. |
| Mackenzie |
02/05/18 |
KitKat
I'm an eternal child. |
| Gideon Abernathy |
02/05/18 |
-blinks-
-very confused-
-probably not confused enough, though?-
This takes me back to my stripper days... |
| Victor Lockheed |
02/03/18 |
Where you goin'??
*sulks*
Tease. |
| Victor Lockheed |
02/03/18 |
You know.
If you're trying to turn me on.. it's working. |
| Shayden Rayne |
10/28/14 |
*strolls through and paints the roses red...* |
