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"Behold a pale horse: and Her name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with Her."
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I survived the great Bloodout of 2011...with only minor withdrawal symptoms
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Summer Bloodies 2014 - Most Missed Character
Winter Bloodies 2014 ~ Most Missed Character
Summer Bloodies 2020 ~ Best Angel
Skull dripping blood commemorating the Bloodletting 14th Anniversary
Murder Mystery 2020 - Murder They Wrote
Murder Mystery 2020 - Participant
I took a walk around the Realm for Thanksgiving 2020
My head is pounding to much to be here, New Years day 2021
Winter Bloodies 2020 ~ Most Improved Writer

Bastet's Biography

[I do not attack or steal from players while they are online;
I ask that you do the same for me, my mercy has limits]

"... it appears that Abraxas has much deeper significance. We may conceive of the name as that of the godhead whose symbolic task is the uniting of godly and devilish elements." —Dr. Follens

"All you sinners, put your lights on, keep your lights on."She was an Archangel of the Underworld, created to enforce the punishment Thoth deemed the damned souls of man deserved. Because of these duties in the Underworld, Bastet has developed an intense hatred of humans. This virulent emotion towards mortals caused her to be feared by all those who dwelt in the lands of Egypt.

"All you killers, leave your lights on, you better leave your lights on." Her past was mostly spent creating havoc and chaos throughout the Underworld as she dealt out the punishments that were allocated to each damned soul. This duty lasted for 1,000 years, until she was seduced by the god named Set to aid him in a plot to kill his brother Osiris. He promised her glory and to make her his Queen once he was victorious and ruled the Heavens. The attempt however, failed. Upon learning of the incident, Thoth saw fit to punish his creation by banishing her from the Underworld for 5,000 years. To ensure that her punishment would be fitting for her crimes, Thoth banished her to the world of mortals, the ones she hates so very much for all of their weaknesses and lies.

" Cause there's a monster living under your bed" From her years as torturer and punisher in the Egyptian Underworld, she has learned to have absolutely no regard for human life and is void of both mercy and pity for these mortals. Along with the powers she has brought with her into this Realm as a Dark Angel, she is also quite skilled in various forms of ancient warfare and is an extremely deadly combatant.

"Whispering in your ear." She has found in this Realm only one who could control her dark and turbulent soul. A man that has captured and taken claim of her black heart, John Doe. But he is dead, and along with him, the last hopes to contain this Goddess of the Underworld. His death unleashed her fury.

نني أحب بلدي وبلدي الحبيب الألغام …

"She says you ain't got nothing to fear"

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ArashiiTor 04/05/21 *Far from the grave a lone Lupus ran through the forest, dirty, scared and confused. Why was he buried? Who is he? Running faster he emerged into the moon light Tokyo spreading before him,* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *The night time silence was broken.* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO *What is this? He thinks to himself. Why am I here?*
Edward Brollachan 10/16/20 The camera shy Scot was grumbling about being the Milk Carton Pic-of-the-Day when the angel spoke up; her accent colored his cradle language, but not so much that she was misunderstood. The smile cinched it. A hint of a grin rose at the corners of his lips.

"Beannachdan dhuibh, Bastet. Tha thu air an tachartas seo a dhèanamh nas fhulangach."
Livia Vlcek 08/30/20 "Never apologise.. " How many times had Livia herself taken that long flight to Cancun? Hell, she was just returning. The slender arms that encompassed the beautiful angel constricted around petite frame. "As for forgiveness, you have done absolutely nothing that requires forgiveness Senet. You needed time for yourself.. I was just.. worried."

"I've truly missed you, Bastet." The Slayer leaned back briefly to gaze deeply into glittering rubies. When had Livia ever called Bastet by her government name? Never. The Angel would probably gather from this that Livia was quite serious. "I've finally got my karaoke and tequila partner back."

A cut of a smile, quite devious in nature, pulled the corner of scarred pout upward. "Welcome home, Sen.."
Livia Vlcek 08/20/20 Livia had just returned from Cancun, the flight long. Bag in hand, the woman stood at her bedroom door trying to force a key into the lock that didn't seem to fit.

A familiar scent. Could it be? No. It must be her tired mind playing tricks. The Slayer shook off the feeling and started to manhandle the key that wouldn't cooperate. And then a voice..

A chill ran up her spine as memories flooded damaged psyche, her scalp crawling as 'pictures' flashed by. Livia could explain the scent away, but not the voice. Audio hallucinations were never a thing for her. Dropping her bag, lock ignored, Livia turned slowly to see a woman she considered family standing just a few metres from her position.

"Sen.. is it really you?" Cerulean hues narrowed, studied the celestial being closely. It had been years.. literally.. since the Czech woman had spoken to the Angel of Death. A hand reached for Bastet, slender fingers gently stroking fiery red tresses. "Yes, we do.. but first-" Livia hesitates then envelopes Bastet in lithe arms. "I've missed you so much.. there are no words."
Sofia Johanneson 08/19/20 That is very kind of you, thanks!
Dr Van Helsing 08/12/20 Love seeing one of the premiere storytellers in the Realm active again.
Dexter Gein 08/10/20 Apparently, 11 people in a non-RP "one liner chat room" wins over a true well written RP. Your RPs were both meaningful to those who did bother to read them.
Edward Brollachan 08/03/20 The shrieking wind and utter blackness of the bitter cold of the Crack Between the Worlds pulled him from his reverie. It had only been moments in his mind, yet he inherently knew that days had passed. Such was the curse of a fifteen hundred year eidetic memory. He could be swept away when the trigger was powerful enough to let the stream of conscious flow like a river, and appear as a statue to those in the real world.

"Aye, lass... Edward it is. I am sure that in my apparent absence ye may ha'e taken yo'r leave, but now that I'm back, we should surely ha'e a drink t'gether, nae?"
Edward Brollachan 07/27/20 Absences were something he was intimately familiar with. His own, others he had known, some whose absences were permanent. As for recalling her absence and return, centuries of eidetic memory blurred into a running live stream in his mind. Was it days or years or decades ago?

"It seem like just yest'rday, nae? Where was that we were hav'n drinks t'gether?"

They had been with other companions, his and hers, whose faces were hidden in mist to him at the moment. Two couples from opposite worlds enjoying an evening of respite from the tension of the Struggles of the Realm.

"Ye look fine and well, less. Yo'r resurrection has been kind to ye, and is welcome to this world. As for me, death is the only constant, though he cannae take me, his pursuit is wearying."

For some reason he found easy to be relaxed and open with her.
-Savannah- 07/27/20 "Your very welcome" Savannah smiled as she summons a box at her feet "this will keep you for the next few weeks"
-Savannah- 07/27/20 She chuckled as she summons a bottle of the finest malt whiskey and hands it to her. "This I hope at least gets you drunk"
Edward Brollachan 07/27/20 His Unlife had once again become one of replete solitude, choosing to remain isolated or distant as his location dictated. He still had coven responsibilities, so often he was either in his small basement office of the Manse of The Menagerie. At other times he wandered in the misty shadows of the Manse grounds, especially at night. Watching, ever watching, golden orbs blazing softly as he took in all that was observed or unobserved by others. On rare occasions he could be seen in the Realm, but only fleetingly, and those who took in his visage would quickly look away, feeling cold of his darkness penetrate their being. And in a blink of an eye he would vanish, leaving only a wisp of the mist of his passing.

On this night he found himself in a metropolitan city, the specific location unimportant to him. What had drawn him away from Paris was a pull of tension of the ether of the Realm, a presence he had not felt in several years. So fleeting had the sensation been he couldn't even foretell whom the being was... until he saw her.


Acknowledging her bow with a dip of his own face, auric hues glowed and connected to ruby red hues, and her voice tickling his sensitive hyper-hearing, like a breath of wind flowing across bells. Not quite a ring or peal, but musical in a mysterious way.

"Feasgar math Bastet daor. Aye, it has been a long while since ye ha'e graced us w'y'or presence. How ha'e ye fared?"
-Savannah- 07/27/20 She smiled "yes it has, good to see you back from a long rest."
-Savannah- 07/27/20 Welcome back Bastet
Nina Parrish 07/27/20 Welcome Back!
LillyEmperium 07/26/20 Welcome out and bout Bastet
Elizabeth Hawkins 07/26/20 welcome
Livia Vlcek 10/18/13 It had been a long time since the Slayer had stepped foot in the Den, but it seemed like forever since she had last seen her Sen. With a quiet sigh, Livia placed a note on the door of Bastet's bedroom unsure of where her current residence was since her departure to Cancun. Maybe someday the fiery tressed Angel with ruby eyes would return, until then Livia would hold vigil.

Dearest Sen,

I just wanted to say I miss you. I know you are somewhere on the sandy shores of Cancun, sipping tequila and tanning your beautiful self. I hope you are well but I wish you would stop by and say hi from time to time.

I love you,
Livia Vlcek 12/30/12 I miss you. *frowns*
Livia Vlcek 07/29/12 *cowers at finger of death*
*nods slowly* me Sen. I want perfect breastasis tooo!
Livia Vlcek 07/29/12 They are phenomenal! *nods sagely* Now to get some myself...*glances surreptitiously* Who was your doctor?
Livia Vlcek 07/29/12 *returns da luffs...and more motorboatin'*
Livia Vlcek 07/29/12 *hears the word*
*gazes up through cerulean hues*
*motorboats Bastet like a muther f*cker*
Livia Vlcek 07/29/12 *trots up to her Sen and snuggles deep into Bastet's gorgeous and perfect bosoms*
Livia Vlcek 01/12/12 *showers with crimson glitter in the shape of Bast and Sekhmet* Congratulations Sen! Israfil!!!
Phoebe Kross 01/11/12 Congratulations on ranking, Bastet!
Mackenzie 09/08/11 It had been a ridiculously long time since Mackenzie had seen or heard from her neighbor. So long, in fact, that she decided to make a point of it. Seeing the flaming head of hair ahead on the street, the angry little vampiress swiftly makes her way forward, pushing through the throngs of lunchtime executives so that she may get closer to her target.

In no time, she is right where she needs to be, and her petite hand reaches forward to snatch a good wad of cash from the woman's pocket. Holding it up, she counts it, before moving to walk alongside Bastet. "Shopping trip?"
Livia Vlcek 02/02/11 *moves quietly to the front steps of Atonement, leaving a large bouquet of Stargazer Lilies and Lotuses with a note attached for her Senet*

Congratulations on ranking Sen...I'm sorry I was late.

Love always,
Mackenzie 07/25/10 Early morning, and this vampire cannot sleep. Instead, Mackenzie pulls on her clothes, covering as much of her skin as she possibly can, and pulls up the hood of her sweatshirt before stepping outside with a measuring cup in hand and a bitter cup of coffee in the other. In a tired, child-esque manner, she creeps her way through shadows, avoiding the sun as best she can to Abraxas before knocking with her elbow.

"Basteeeeeet! Sugar! Pleeeeeaaaaase!"
Sprew 06/11/10 Yes...EVERYONE has a Price!! *defeated sigh* Hmmm...come to think of it, that could actually work in my favor! *laughs & ponders how to get ahold of the owners of Playdemon*
Livia Vlcek 05/18/10 *ignores and licks her Sen like a wrapper*
Livia Vlcek 05/18/10 Its da Nyquil isn't it...*sighs* I betcha thats how you ranked too...Or maybeeee...*snickers as she ponders* Um...nevermind. *smiles brightly* Congrats sissaboo! *tackles and licks*
Livia Vlcek 05/18/10 *blinks confused* whaaa? *cants her head like a puppy*
Livia Vlcek 05/18/10 *whines* I didnt do it!
Sprew 05/17/10 You're most welcome! Keep up the good work *nods* And what was that again? Don't be shy now...
Sprew 05/17/10 *chest bumps*

Wow...the new rank looks mighty fine on you, Congrats!! Nicely done!
Sprew 05/16/10 *laughs*

So that explains it, I thought they looked a little different but fairly familiar
Livia Vlcek 05/15/10 *points to the back seat of her 63 Impala coupe* Already gotchu...
Livia Vlcek 05/15/10 here we are now going to the south side
i pick up my friends and we hope we won't die
ride all night, ride through heaven and hell
coming back love and feel so well.
i love you Sen...
Sprew 05/15/10 Yeee...umm I mean NOOOOOOO!! NEVER! *shakes his head yes*
Sprew 05/13/10 Thanks! *smiles confidently*

Sorry to disappoint but that was the last swig of the batch, though I COULD be persuaded to make a fresh batch...for the right price that is! *laughs*
Livia Vlcek 05/11/10 *laughs hysterically as she hands Bastet a can of lighter fluid* Have Mr. Sunshine take care of the fire aspect...we'll just make the smoke. *nods somewhat convincingly* my brain hurts...
Livia Vlcek 05/11/10 *hands her pack to Bastet* Light me another Sen! I need another! *whimpers* Plus...the more smoke we put exhale...he might get scared! *nods head and huffs and puffs* The whole burning alive thing and all...
Livia Vlcek 05/10/10 *runs like the wind* No worries Sen...Quarters in a purse...*huffs* is a good work out...Not to mention...*takes a drag from her cigarette* they can hurt when you swing that shite...
Livia Vlcek 05/10/10 *points to her back* Climb on Yoda...erg...Sen! I'll save you!
Livia Vlcek 05/10/10 *blinks* Freddy Krueger? *runs*
Stalker 05/08/10 You were successful in stealing $256.00 from Bastet Doe. "Maybe I will go and get a couple of lap dances!"
Phoebe Kross 05/02/10 Thank you smexy Angel!
Livia Vlcek 04/28/10 *smiles brightly* Totally on both accounts. *snickers*
Livia Vlcek 04/28/10 *blinks* Wikipedia can have information added by anyone...College students cant use wikipedia as reference for fact....*ponders* I'm pretty sure I heard that a duck's quack has no echo is a falsity...but iuno. I'm just a junkie. *laughs hysterically*
Livia Vlcek 04/28/10 That is a myth Sen...*hugs* S'ok...s'ok.
Sprew 04/27/10 You were successful in stealing $378.00 from Bastet Doe.

Just taking a small sum of my daily allowance, hope you don't mind...
Sprew 04/27/10 *nods sagely*

Good choice...I had hoped you would come to your senses!
Sprew 04/27/10 Pffff...what an idiot, there are plenty of better things one could have you do but that is for another time. Fine, if you're not up for the task then your loss, sure will be a LOT of money you'll be missing out on...
Sprew 04/27/10 *narrows eyes Yea, sure, what are friends for!? Although if you're really up for making some big-time cash, the option for letting me be your pimp is always open! *winks*
Livia Vlcek 04/21/10 You're in luck Sen...I always have a spare or ten. *smiles and hands her a blow torch*
Livia Vlcek 04/20/10 *whistles innocently as she ponders the big bad wolf and where one might hide* Sounds logical to me Sen...
Livia Vlcek 04/20/10 Did you check the local University? *blinks* Mebbeh the Den? The garage...
Livia Vlcek 04/20/10 *blinks* Poppin' Fresh and Sweet? *pouts as she hands over John's Mojo to Bastet*
Livia Vlcek 04/20/10 You were successful in stealing $25.00 from John Does Mojo.

I stole his Mojo!
Livia Vlcek 04/18/10 *looks back to her senet from three people away and blows a kiss*
Minou 04/14/10 *looks at your profile pic with a frown then prods it* You look weird... are you getting enough sun? Eating your multi vitamins??
Livia Vlcek 04/10/10 *laughs* I've never been Profile of the Day...ever.
Livia Vlcek 04/10/10 *dances around Bastet while showering her with marshmallow peeps* Congratulations on Profile of the Day Senet!
Phoebe Kross 04/10/10 "Congratulations of Profile of the Day, Bastet." She bows her head slightly to the Angel of Death.
Sprew 04/10/10 Congrats on Profile of the Day, my friend!! *high fives & chest bumps*
Tala Hemming 04/05/10 Thank you for the Congratz. It's very much appreciated. :D Now how about that cigar...
Sprew 04/04/10 Happy Playboy Bunny Day!!
Sprew 04/03/10 *laughs* I suppose you're right in that regard. Though if you don't need much Cash, I'd be more than happy to take it off your hands for ya! What do you say? *gives a smug smile*
Sprew 04/02/10 You were successful in stealing $12.00 from Bastet Doe.

Pffft...what a cheapskate you turned out to be, or would that be Mr. Doe that's the cheapskate for allowing to carry such a minute amount around? Hmmm... *arches eyebrow*
Phoebe Kross 03/30/10 "Thank you, Bastet. Couldn't have done it without you and a few others. Thank you." She bows her head humbly.
Stalker 03/29/10 *Holds out his hand, so she may kiss the ring*
Sprew 03/29/10 Hahahaha...that's just the koolaid warping your mind, now give it up before you do irreparable damage. You're only hurting yourself and those around you if you continue..
Livia Vlcek 03/25/10 *stares at her Senet, cerulean orbs wild* That is it! Give it up Senet...I know you have the ranking kool-aid...*waits with arms crossed*
Sprew 03/21/10 Wow, aren't we moving right along. Congratulations are surely in order! *chest bumps the Dark Angel* So what are you going to do next?

On a side note, I am beginning to wonder if you snuck into Azhi Headquarters and took a taste of our magical Kool-Aid!? *eyes cautiously* Although if you did, I wouldn't blame you for coming back for is some powerful sh*t, you just better not be sharing it with others or else!
Livia Vlcek 03/19/10 *chest bumps just so she can feel Bastet's lovely breasts* Yes! Ho's before bro's....wait...we aren't ho's. I mean...maybe for our men...*ponders quietly*
Livia Vlcek 03/14/10 *smiles* ooooo...*gropes fanatically while she looks around for John* John isnt gonna be mad is he?
Livia Vlcek 03/14/10 *slips her light saber into Bastet's pocket* You are never out of shape...Mmm...mmm...mmm...
Sprew 03/07/10 Congrats on the Rank!! *chest bumps* Not sure how fond I am of the name change to Gabriel but I suppose that I'm not the one that has to live with it...
Uncle_Henry 03/01/10 " that's the secret, the one John Doe fact that has never been spoken or written aloud...until now! I'll be sure to remember that for future reference!" *taps side of temple and winks*
Sprew 03/01/10 Happy Birthday Bastet, I can't believe they let one as superannuated as yourself go out & about all by themselves! *cackles*
Sprew 03/01/10 Feck that crap!! *shoves him back* He's yours now, you deal with him!!
Sprew 02/27/10 Hey Hey...long time no see, stranger!! *he laughed* Mr Sunshine? Really? Pffft...can't be the same one, no way!
Uncle_Henry 02/26/10 *narrows eyes and laughs* Hey ya feathered freak, you better watch yourself. I've been honing my magic skills, if you're not careful you'll end up getting all wet and covered in snow!
Sprew 12/19/09 I know...Mr. Sunshine is always sooooooo moody!
Livia Vlcek 10/25/09 *nods furiously* Tequila werebearcarebear...*thinks* OOOO! Patron Werebearcarebear!
Sprew 10/24/09 Bwahaha!! *cackles loudly* Well it's not my fault the two of you couldn't hang with my pure sexiness & charm, perhaps that's the real reason your ole man isn't around anymore...he just couldn't handle it and buckled under the pressure?
Livia Vlcek 10/24/09 Bast...*laughs* If your abs were any harder, I'd cut myself on your edges...*eyes wide* Oh no...If John cuts himself on your abs, he will not be happy. *runs to get a six pack...of beer and 'snacks'*
Livia Vlcek 10/24/09 *gives Bastet the carebearwerebearstare*

*dies laughing*
Sprew 10/23/09 GAAAAAAAH!!! *hides face in hands and sobs* I just can't take it anymore, it's always give give give and I get nothing in return, damn that Sprew, he doesn't love me anymore! What should I do!?!
Sprew 10/23/09 Ummm...noes, what makes you say that? *shift eyes a bit* With the word "they" I was simply just trying to refer to them as a single entity, nothing more *nod nod*
Sprew 10/23/09 *smiles* Why thank you soooo much!! It surely was a shock to me though I haven't told the misses yet since they've been away but hopefully they are up for the surprise!
Livia Vlcek 10/23/09 You really think Yoda would be proud? *eyes begin to glisten* I lubs da Yoda...*sniffles* I miss him too...But I'll never be as smexy as you Senet! You Smexy Angel of Death...Oooo. That's your new title... S.A.D Bastet! *sighs dreamily*
Uncle_Henry 10/18/09 *arches an eyebrow at the dark angel* "Aye...why hello there, come back for more of my smexiness I see. What can I assist you with on this day, fair maiden?"
Stalker 10/18/09 *He dances around, screaming like a little girl, as he tries to swat the crazy chick off of his butt.* "GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!!!!!!!"
Sprew 09/24/09 *nods repeatedly* Ohh yes, it looks stunning on you though I'm sure anything would look good on the woman voted as Sexiest Woman of '08. Besides, I would tell you if it looked a little off cuz I'm a good friend like that..*laughs*
Sprew 09/24/09 *Sprew grins widely, trying not to blush as he watches in awe*

Why thank you so much my dear friend Bastet! You're the best. You sure know how to make one feel special on their birthday. I almost didn't realize it was you with your new style, looks good on ya...
Livia Vlcek 09/15/09 Okies Senet...but you lead the way. *cants her head innocently* After all, the light saber is like a flashlight...*whispers* with ginsu powers.
Livia Vlcek 09/15/09 *cringes at the mention of light saber* Sure Senet...I'll watch from that rock over there...*points to a boulder in the distance* and you practice slaying the evil bunnies and crazy attack squirrels we have here. *nods*
Livia Vlcek 09/11/09 *runs by and smacks her Senet's sweet Angel bum*
Livia Vlcek 08/02/09 Then we are gonna need something stronger than vicks...Hmm...Jack and coke? *a maniacal laughs escapes her lips*
Livia Vlcek 08/01/09 Of course Senet...I'll grab the shovel and the Vick's vaporub...*ponders* long has she been in the ground?
Livia Vlcek 07/14/09 *Ears bleed and a scream errupts from her lips as she over hears the conversation between Mr. and Mrs. Doe on her way to the ice cream parlor.*
Livia Vlcek 06/22/09 *tackles*


Livia Vlcek 06/11/09
Mackenzie 03/25/09 "Oh dear... listen, steak knives are replaceable. Brain cells... not so much." Smirking, she took another drag from her cigarette and shook her head muttering under her breath about Chuck Norris. "Mutts... so bloody strange."
Mackenzie 03/25/09 "Chuck Norris? You have to be kidding me... someone needs to fix that before he starts thinking he's... he's... oh one of the five thousands things people seem to think he is." Mackenzie nodded seriously. "Tut tut.... you poor woman."
Mackenzie 03/25/09 "Pleasure" Kenzy nodded in agreement and put on a thoughtful look. "Is he really that big? To feed nearly fifty people? I could make a different main course with almost every limb then... That is soooo tempting."
Mackenzie 03/25/09 "Mackenzie." She gave the woman a look.

"And...if you're going to burn him to ashes, why can't I just make a meal out of him? I've been craving a good stew. I wonder if I could substitute corned beef with him..." Thoughtful for a moment, she shook her head and exhaled, blowing the cancerous fumes up and over their heads.
Mackenzie 03/25/09 Nodding, she wagged her eyebrows once. "Breathspray... saving one marriage at a time." Her lips twitched upwards into a small grin as she plucked a single cigarette from her pack and placed it between her lips, lighting up and taking a puff.
Mackenzie 03/25/09 Eyes widening for a moment, she nodded in complete understanding. "Oh yes... that's why I divorced my first husband. Bad breath. Always stunk of garlic." Fishing into her pockets, she pulled out the stolen money and handed it back. "Get the hubby some breathspray while you're at it."
Mackenzie 03/25/09 Mackenzie stared for a moment before leaning forward, sniffing the woman, and then straightening up to glance down at her left hand. "Your husband doesn't have shoes...?"
Tala Hemming 02/20/09 Congratulations, Bastet. Go strut yourself down the Realm. It's your day girlfriend.
Taika 02/20/09 OOO OOO OOO>>> *points to the showcase* Congratulations Ms. Doe. You look sooo pretty in on the display.
Sprew 02/20/09 *lifts the paper up barely, my jaw drops and I turn pale white after reading over the number* Ohh've got to be sh*tting me! No Way!
Sprew 02/20/09 *strokes chin* Hmmm...I'm hoping it didn't cost too much but knowing you, i'm sure you bought the best money could buy! So how much? Huh Huh? Tell me....
Sprew 02/20/09 Congrats on Profile of the Day!!! *high fives & chest bumps* You're Awesomeness shines through yet again
Allesondra Dylan 02/08/09 Foxy Lady.
Sprew 02/05/09 Congrats on the New Rank!! *high fives*
Sprew 02/05/09 *huffs* Well then what are you doing standing around here gabbing your gums, get out there and make me some damn money!! GO!
Sprew 02/05/09 Oh Yeah!?! Well I don't see your husband complaining too much about them so obviously they fit you rather nicely.
Sprew 02/05/09 *laughs* Soooo...I'm the one that paid for you to get them, remember? I can do whatever I please! *nods*
Sprew 02/05/09 Ohh Nuh Uhhhh!!! *pokes your chest* You had better watch yourself PUNK!
Livia Vlcek 02/04/09 Livia hears Bastet's screams from afar and texts her back, both the 6 pack and girl were for Bastet!
No Senet! They were both for you...Maybe you can wash her off and she'll be pretty again?
Livia furrowed her brow slightly as she made it through the gates of Abraxas. She had safely exited the compound. Peeking around the wall, she saw a bloody and battered 'YU' Cheerleader. Oooh...maybe not...
Sprew 01/12/09 *growls* I'll get feathered freak!
Sprew 01/11/09 *Sprew chuckled and patted her little head as he remained on top, squashing her body even more* What's wrong, my pretty...can't breathe?
Stalker 01/11/09 *The slayer puts her back on her feet, to pick that giganto wedgie out of her butt, sticks his finger in his mouth, gets it nice and dripping wet, and sticks that finger into Sprew's ear.* "WET WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stalker 01/11/09 *He felt the bodies slam into him before he had even seen them. He watched as Sprew got wedgied and chuckled, then watched Sprew throw Allie into Bastet. Pulling himself upright quickly, he caught Allie before she fell on her face...then grabbed her undies and pulled upward as hard as he could without splitting her in half!*
Allesondra Dylan 01/11/09 ~Out of nowhere Allesondra darts after Bastet, tackling her to the ground. Bastet is then given a weggie so violent the demons of Hades whine in agony.~
Allesondra Dylan 01/03/09 ~Dramatic bow~
Sprew 01/02/09 *Sprew gasps suddenly and his eyes grow big in shock* Ohhhh My!! *He steps closer to the window and does his best Ravishing Rick Rude impression, giving an extra groin thrust at the end*
Sprew 01/01/09 *He furiously wiped the confetti off his tongue* Ewwwwww...
Sprew 01/01/09 *growls* Happy New Year to you as well! *sticks tongue out*
Sprew 12/29/08 Right. Like you have any room to talk about being "old".
Sprew 12/28/08 *Sprew chuckled* Why thank you!! I must admit you look rather "Sexy" today...congrats!! Now get to work!! I ain't paying you to stand around!
Allesondra Dylan 12/28/08 ", I won't beat you with it. I will just shove it down your..." ~A ghost with chains floats by and begins to rattle them. Pointing a finger of shame at Allesondra just before leaving.~ "Okay, this might get a little old." ~She said and slowly grinds her teeth trying to put on a happy face.~ "Congrats sexy."
Allesondra Dylan 12/28/08 "So sexiest and you have the award to prove it."
Sprew 12/21/08 *Upon seeing what was hidden inside, he gasped out loud..his eyes bugging out of his head* Ohh my!!! That is one of the best presents EVER!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! *He grabbed you up in a big bear hug*
Sprew 12/21/08 Awww...why thank you, but you shouldn't have! *He smiles brightly and shakes it lightly trying to get a clue as to what's inside* Hmmm...
Livia Vlcek 12/06/08 Clapping wildly, jumping for joy, Livia stops as a small squirrel runs out and starts to bark at she and Bastet. "GAH! RABID SQUIRREL! RABID SQUIRREL!"
Livia Vlcek 12/06/08 Livia starts to whine. "But I haaaave Winnnnnndows XP...."
Sprew 11/29/08 *chuckles* N..O....W..A..Y....J..O..R..G..E..!
Sprew 11/29/08 *growls and shakes head* Nope...Not even close!!! I thought you were good at riddles?? Do you need a dictionary or need me to spell it out for you? *raises eyebrow curiously*
Sprew 11/29/08 *sighs* I wasn't talking to the Pony silly!! Besides, little toy ponies can't talk back!! *pokes* Even if I wanted too, How am I supposed to make it with you sitting on me, hmmm..riddle me this!?!
Sprew 11/29/08 *Sprew frowns and scowls at the toy dancing all over him* Sure I would love some as long as it doesn't involve me having to make it!! Are you having fun up there?
Sprew 11/29/08 *Keeps staring up at you with a look of wonder and bewilderment* Well that's good and i'm doing a lot better now than I was a few seconds earlier! So whatcha up too?
Sprew 11/29/08 *Sprew puts his hands up in front of his face blocking any attack as you jump out on him. As he lands on the ground, he slowly moves his hands away and lets out a sigh of relief as he peers up at you* Ohhh..Hey Bas, you scared the Bejesus outta me!! I'm doing alright, how's you?
Sprew 11/14/08 *scowls angrily at you and huffs* HateU!! *turns on heel and walks away*
Livia Vlcek 11/06/08 Livia, listening to her sister's impaired speech, looks to her strangely. "Sissaboo? I think you may have already poured one too many out for the homies..."
Livia Vlcek 11/05/08 "Congratulations Sissaboo!!! You are officially NOT an EEK-ANUS anymore!!!!" Livia dances around crazily.
Sprew 11/05/08 *High-Fives* Congratulations!!
Livia Vlcek 11/05/08 Livia jumps from the bushes almost tackling Bastet, anxiously grabbing at the lightsaber. She trips and falls as she flips the switch. "Oops..." Staring at the squirrel, she learns far too soon, for her tastes, what their anatomy looks like cut in half lengthwise.
Sprew 11/02/08 *plays dead and doesn't move a muscle, hoping she will move on and forget*
Sprew 11/02/08 SCREW THAT!! Besides, that dryer ain't begin enough to contain me!! *darts off and hides*
Sprew 11/02/08 *screams like a little school girl and takes off running as fast as I can* No Way Jorge!!
Sprew 11/02/08 *shakes head* Nope!! Just be glad that I haven't decided to turn the dryer on yet, i'm sure you would really like it in there then!
Sprew 11/02/08 LIAR!! Just for that, you're gonna stay in there and like it! *pushes you in and slams door shut* How do you like me now!
Bastet 10/28/08
Livia Vlcek 10/24/08 Livia looks comically at her sister at first until the raccoons head falls of. Then a look of fear washes over. Five large steps back, she pats her body, making sure that all body parts are indeed intact. "Um...sissaboo. Drop the lightsaber...Really. Before you trip and impale me or take a body part off that I wish to keep."
Livia Vlcek 10/20/08 Livia looks up sadly. Green mud smeared across her own skin. "Awww. Sad I am...funny joke that was not..." Livia tries to hold back the smile that is trying to expose itself.
Livia Vlcek 10/20/08 Livia stares at the green faced entity before tackling it to the ground. "YODA!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU I LOVE!!! YOU I LOVE!!!"
Livia Vlcek 10/20/08 Walks up to Drew, Cameron does. "Love you I do...Strong in you the force is..."
Livia Vlcek 10/19/08 Venti Mocha I hand you. "Drink you must...Wish for pain I do not..." Laughing to the floor I fall.
Livia Vlcek 10/19/08 *dies laughing* "Bastet dear have you switched from Mocha to crack?"
Stalker 10/14/08 *He starts throwing her into the air, always JUST catching her.* "Thank you so much!"
Livia Vlcek 10/04/08 "Ooooh! Monkey jammie mates! Maybe they will occupy the jammie bottoms and keep them from trying to kill me!!!" Liv smiles brightly. "Thank you Bast!!!!" Liv looks for the tag. "Is it Versace?"
Livia Vlcek 10/01/08 Livia walks up to Bastet and stares closely at her rank 'badge' trying to sound it out "E-e-ek-anus..." She stands up straight, a bright smile upon her lips. "You're an eekanus!!!!"
Livia Vlcek 09/29/08 Livia runs and tackles Bastet with a long lick to her face. "RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
Stalker 03/28/08 "When the @$%# did we get ice cream??? Was I sleeping??"
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