| Genesis |
06/08/20 |
Hey there! I havent seen you in so long. Lets hug!
tackle-hugs the man and squeezes tightly
You are a damn fine crewmate! Keep that sh!t up!
finger guns and trots off, counting the cold hard cash she had just pilfered.
You were successful in stealing $10,681.00 from Jackson McCarthy. |
| Dexter Gein |
06/05/20 |
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| Livia Vlcek |
03/19/20 |
No.. *pokes eye* but that certainly made me feel better.
*flees* |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/19/20 |
*rubs forehead* What the heck are your hands made out of? Cement?
*peenches cheekies* |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/19/20 |
*bangs head on wall* |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/14/19 |
Jacks
Just trust me. Lol. You're gonna be like, omfg wtf. That expression on your face right now is nothing compared to what it is going to look like tomorrow. And yes, at open. |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/12/19 |
Jacks
This weekend. And no, I'll take the G Wagon. I'll be the fat bitch waddling around. Long story. Just steel yourself. You're gonna lose it when you see me. Don't worry though.. it isn't yours. 😂 |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/12/19 |
Jacks
Like, on top of getting her something on Portobello or do you mean this would be the Christmas gift? I'm confused..
*thinks
Jacks
I think maybe she could just really use gifts right now.. she was attacked by something and well V decided to data dump that there were supernatural beings running around. Plus.. art, man. We'll find something nice at Portobello as a 'thank you' for cooking dinner. Then, I'll find something for her for Christmas and run it by you.. I think I know the perfect thing. |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/12/19 |
Jacks
That one, too.
Jacks
Wanna go antiquing on Portobello? I bet we could find something nice for Hadley.. |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/11/19 |
Jacks
It was crazy town because your girlfriend told me it was dinner to discuss art and then invited everyone we knew under false pretenses! 🙄 And then I had to watch one of my best friends snog my ex.. who I still care about. 😑 And don't deny you were slightly jealous of Valentin. I know you. 😐 And be a smart boy, ok? Delete these fucking messages before she shoots us all. ❤ |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/11/19 |
Jacks
If she shoots someone over ruining dinner or telling her 'it's only a cake'.. I'm good with that. xx |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/10/19 |
Jacks
It wasn't a gift.. it was a firearm. For protection and killing people that.. Nevermind.
She's not going to kill you. I don't think. And that wouldn't kill you unless she like, repeatedly shot you in the neck and maybe destroyed the brain stem. But anyway.. maybe just give her the mace back? Let her have that false sense of security.
Valentin gave her knives! I was just trying to help with long range options! |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/10/19 |
Jacks
Your girl..
 |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/14/19 |
-thinks on Christmas-
Jackson
No. I think that is it. Almost to your flat. Driving as fast as humanly possible. |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/14/19 |
Jackson
911.. you do not have any friends. Tiny Satan wants Thanksgiving dinner with your friends. |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/13/19 |
Jackson
Of course not.
-might by lying, but the keys are in safer spots-
I will give Hadley the one off my key ring so she can give it to you. Dropping her off now. I will walk her up.
-makes mental note to place keys in better hiding spots- |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/13/19 |
Jackson
At least you would know your key is safe on Holle's collar. No one is stupid enough to take something from the collar of a Butcher's dog. Just saying. I think the better question is, why you do not have a key on your key ring Jackson? Who does that? Who leaves the only key to their apartment beneath a welcome mat. Very unsafe. Why did you simply not give it to your girlfriend? How is this poor tiny Satan getting into the apartment when you are not home? Tsk.
Maybe if you spent less time getting booty calls and more time sleeping you would not be sleep deprived. Just a thought. |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/13/19 |
Jackson
You seem very agitated and defensive this evening. I thought we were friends. Friends look out for friends, no? And yes, Livia and I were once a very serious couple. Did you not know that? Of course you didn't. We were together long ago and sometimes met up. Until she married a mark. And then the good looking blonde boy. Long story. Anyway! I'm escorting Hadley to your apartment as we speak. See you soon. |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/13/19 |
-grins-
Jackson
On Holle's collar.. of course. I left a note beneath your welcome mat. You should be thanking me. What if someone entered your apartment one night while you were away and hurt your girlfriend. I assume she is your girlfriend as I do not think you are the type to simply use women for booty calls? Speaking of which.. have you seen Livia lately? I need to speak to her.
-hits send, turns to look at Hadley- |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*two finger salute thrown back*
*keeps walking* |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/13/19 |
Jackson
I can assist with that. I am almost positive I could find some knives small enough. Like pocket knives. And I moved that key a long time ago. That is just unsafe security practices. |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*gives a nod, small salute* Until then bestie guy pal person.
*mumbles* havefunwithyourtinyassassinperson.
*runs* |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/13/19 |
Jackson
Did I say Dessa? I meant Livia. I ran into Dessa the other night. Must have had her name on my brain. She said she just returned from Mexico. Didn't you just return from Mexico? And cute? Interesting adjective to describe a girl that is living with you and 'eating your food'. Should I drop this one off at your flat? |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*kiss cheek in return*
*cants head* Adara. If you see Adara, punch her in the face.
*grumbles* No. I will chat with Addie.
*cups his cheek* You have not seen me. I have not seen you. Right?
*remembers* Netflix and chill Saturday? I'll bring the beverages? |
| Valentin Metzger |
11/13/19 |
Jackson
There is a small brunette here. Claims she is living with you. Her name is Hadley. Tiny Satan is what I refer to her as. First, why are you not giving her money. Second, she talks so much. Third, she is telling me about Alabama, her dog.. I think she is following me. Help. Come pick up your girl before Dessa sees her following me.
-hits send- Scheisse.. |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*whiplash*
*mumbles beneath Jacks' hand*
*blinks, innocence* Say anything about what? I thought we were simply having a conversation about the lack of updates to your old phone.
*reaches into pocket, hands Jacks a stack of cash* You should really get a new phone Jacks. Updates are soooo important. |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*screams as she's chased* DESSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*blinks*
*stops* Ooooooh.. does Dessa know about this tiny assassin person?
*squints* She doesn't does she.
*evil grin* Ohhhhhh Dessaaaaaaa.. |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*blinks* Wait. What..
*hears Valentin's name clearly though*
*straight slaps the shit out of the phone in Jacks' hand*
*watches it fall to the ground*
*steps on it.. repeatedly.. hard*
*sheeps* Oops.
*runs* |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*clasps hands behind her back* What ever would you feel judged about Jacks?
*half-cocked grin* I have never judged you..
*gives puppy eyes.. then the tail* I thought I was always very supportive of your endeavours..
*innocence* I do not know what you speak of.. I mean, sometimes I refer to Valentin as the husband.
*straight lies* |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*denies* I can neither confirm or deny said allegations.
*squints* You got awfully loud over me pressing my lips together..
*changes subject* What's that about?! |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*blinks*
*squints* WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME LIKE MY HUSBAND DOES?!
*blinks* I mean, why are you yelling at me.. what did you do?! |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/13/19 |
*strolls by slowly*
*side eye*
*presses lips together* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/24/19 |
Jacks
Overfeeding hm? He looked very thin when he was doing the backstroke.. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/24/19 |
*has doubts because Jacks is about as responsible as she is*
*peeks in on Starsky*
*sees feeshie swimming around.. scrutinises*
Jacks
Starsky looks.. plump. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/22/19 |
Jacks
Feeshies do not sleep belly up! You keeled Starsky! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/19 |
Jacks
Why is Starsky belly up?! And where is Hutch! |
| Genesis |
03/16/19 |
Lookit you all over with the Wanted Posters!! What did you do, and why was I not invited!! ~grumps~
Congrats on PotD! |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/16/19 |
Looking good.. *points to wanted posters* who'd you kill.. |
| Livia Vlcek |
01/28/19 |
I just wanted to thank you for the new Aston Martin Rapide S.. *kisses cheek* You're so sweet.. AND I even had enough left over to pay rent for the whole year in Paris!
You were successful in stealing $271,313.00 from Jackson McCarthy. |
| Genesis |
01/20/19 |
Holy Sh!t Jacks, I can buy all those exploding things I've been eying at the guns and ammo store!! ~heart eyes~
>i>You were successful in stealing $209,217.00 from Jackson McCarthy.
|
| Genesis |
01/10/19 |
Chews her gum loudly and with an open mouth. Gum flies out of mouth and into Jacksons hair. O.O ~oh sh-t~ "Imm get that right out Jack...promise not to tell Liv! :/
Genty tugs at his head to remove the gum...and Hair
|
| Livia Vlcek |
12/30/18 |
Drunk Text
I eat my dinner in my bathtub then I go to sex clubs.
Watching freaky people gettin' it on.
It doesn't make me nervous, if anything I'm restless
Yeah, I've been around and I've seen it all.
|
| Livia Vlcek |
12/22/18 |
Jacks
Heineken?!
It's like I don't even know you anymore.. |
| Addison |
12/19/18 |
~she called back over her shoulder~
"You're a life saver! Not his, obviously, but mine...we'll get together for some good drinking time soon!!"
|
| Livia Vlcek |
12/19/18 |
Jacks the Genius
Omg.. yassssssssss.
You're trying to kill me aren't you. |
| Addison |
12/19/18 |
Jackson! You look like someone who can make a person disappear. Here, take what's left of this guy....
~hands him a bloody paper bag with a severed hand in it~
No time for questions...gotta run...thanks!!
~winks with both eyes before looking shifty and bounding away~ |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/17/18 |
Jacks
What kind of beer should we get?
 |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/16/18 |
Jacks
I'm thinking we need kegerators.. installed in our rooms.. acuz lazy. It's too far a walk to the kitchen or the bar in the library. Thoughts? |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/08/18 |
*thinks* You wouldn't eat my face off would you? I mean, I do look like a Panda...
*pictures herself as a Panda riding a Lycan Jacks, snorts hard* That might be hilarious but uh...youtube.
*holds the can of beer to Jacks' mouth, tipping it carefully so as not to spill a drop* McDonald's? I could go for a coffee!
*probably doesn't need any more stimulants* And one chicken nugget. Just one. |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/08/18 |
*blinks* Are people talking about a rampaging Panda?
*shifty eyes* I didn't do it...maybe.
*stares nervously at can of beer*
*cackles at Pandabutt*
*takes the can and points forward* Onward my good Sir! |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/08/18 |
*runs wildly through London in her Panda onesie...because jammies are the best*
*pandattackles, jumps on Jacks' back*
*offers a beer* Probably best to open that slowly... |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/30/18 |
Livia appraised Jacks as he spoke, cerulean pools gazing upwards, searching the man's baby blues for how he really felt. The male was always a bit of an enigma to the Slayer but then, now she understood why. And she admired him more for it.
As Jacks laughed and pointed to something, a curious glance led her attention to an old antique; some frightening and obscure bauble that sat in a window they passed. Banish her? Livia barked a loud, long laugh as she realised what the male was saying. "I'll grab my voodoo books while you buy the trinket with the company credit card? We'll make it a Netflix, voodoo ritual then chill night."
And by Netflix and chill, that's exactly what she and her bestie guy pal person did. Watched movies, eat a sh*tton of popcorn and forget about the fvcked up, dumpster fire lives they both lived. |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/08/18 |
Livia laughed at Jackson's joke about looking drab when, honestly, people were probably wondering what the Hell this male was doing with her. As they walked and he talked, the Slayer listened intently to what Jacks was saying. She trusted Jackson, she knew there had to be a logical explanation. What he gave though, was more than she expected and it left her suddenly feeling ill. For him...not because of his actions. The two had never shared their pasts; they just understood that bad things happened to each and there was no real necessity to pick at old wounds. Until now.
And she felt awful for having to ask. Really. Livia just wanted to crawl in a hole with a bottle of cheap tequila or whisky and just pretend that she didn't force her best friend to relive the most haunting and horrible memory of his life.
"I'm so sorry Jacks...I didn't realise." She was dumbfounded, truly. How do you come back from that? What words could anyone offer to soothe that pain and smooth over that line of questioning? She had none really. A deep sigh escaped her as slender fingers dug for a cigarette from the pack in her pocket. "So it was all an accident, a horrible one but nothing you intended to do..." Two white sticks were produced, one offered to Jacks while the other found it's rightful spot between Livia's scarred lips. "I hope you don't beat yourself up too bad friend...you shouldn't. It was obviously an accident." Her head found rest on his shoulder. "What a brat she is...to bring something so painful up. I can understand why you haven't spoken to her for so long." |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/07/18 |
Livia dawdled at a few stands as she waited, they were some remarkable vendors with fresh fruit she couldn't ignore...of course. Everything on display was beautiful. Almost as beautiful as the fruit stands in Paris. Almost. As she slipped her newly acquired pears and currants into her messenger bag, a familiar voice caught her ear. Turning towards Jackson's voice, a bright smile on scarred visage, she pressed a kiss to his cheek gingerly.
"You are late." She ribbed him. The male was surprisingly fast in his response truth be told. Livia was sure she would be waiting for at least a half hour. "But I am going to assume it was because you were getting pretty."
Looping her arm around Jackson's, the young woman began to lead him through the busy market, past bustling people that were either working or antiquing. To everyone around, they would look the happy couple when really they would be discussing business. Of a serious nature. "So please explain why your sister told me you killed her...is she insane? Did you really kill her? Do you really have a sister? Or is this some thirsty baby mama looking to cash in?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/07/18 |
As soon as she was free, Livia pulled her phone from the jacket pocket it was kept in and quickly sent Jackson a text.
:: Met a girl, red hair, deep purple nail polish. Asked about you. Savannah. Said she was your sister...that you killed her? We need to talk. Meet me at Portobello and Golborne Rd...the market. :: |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/29/18 |
*nods as she listens*
*tips her head back to let the tears that formed at his kind words to dissipate* I'll be fine. Always am.
*brave smile* Don't worry, I won't bug you with emo stuff again.
*hugs once more before she takes leave* You're a good friend Jacks. Thank you for being here...I mean it. And I expect you to do the same. If something is bothering you, I've always got a shoulder or an ear...I'll even take you for ice cream after. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/19/18 |
*was fine until his kind words*
*eyes well with tears*
*hasn't cried in front of anyone in years?*
*sobs* I'm sorry Jacks. I know you're probably going through some sh*t yourself and the last thing you need is me being a baby.
*hugs tight* Everything is going to be ok. Right? Soon. Everything will work itself out. Just takes time.
*is she trying to convince him or herself? They both had their own personal issues* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/18/18 |
*shakes her head* I'll be alright.
*feigned smile* But thanks Jacks, for being..
*the only person I got left?* My bestie guy pal person.
*hands him a nice frosty beer* Your reward, kind Sir. |
| Valentin Metzger |
08/18/18 |
-nods- Ja.. people change but do our hearts ever stop loving the ones nearest it?
-tilts head- They can be quite annoying can't they?
-chuckles deeply- I would not change it for the world though. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/18/18 |
*wanders up*
*kinda sad*
*just hugs* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/15/18 |
*feels a hand in her pockets*
*turns around, back hand flying*
*stops before she smack...Jackson?* OI! I SAID NO BEER!
*runs to grab broom...to beat him to death with it* |
| Valentin Metzger |
08/15/18 |
-shoves hands into pockets- Ja.. Livia was the same way. But I think it was a defense mechanism.
-contemplates his Liebste's current situation- People change though, hm? Livia is devoted to him. It pains me to see her upset but what can you do?
-tilts head- Maybe you should speak to Dessa. |
| Valentin Metzger |
08/15/18 |
-stares unblinking-
-crosses arms-
-stoic visage- We can share.
-grins- I'm used to sharing.
-laughs deeply- Ask Jacob. Oh wait.. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/15/18 |
*stares at his retreating back* THAT'S RIGHT! YOU JUST KEEP WALKIN THE OTHER WAY! |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/14/18 |
*shakes fist at* NEVER!!!!!!!!
|
| Livia Vlcek |
08/14/18 |
*hands on hips*
*stares and listens*
*Wait...what?!*
*gasps* But...
*watches Jacks stomp off all dramatic*
*calls out after* FINE! I'LL JUST GO STARE AT...
*tries to think of something scorching...but can't* I'LL JUST GO STARE AT SOMEONE THAT IS JUST AS MUSCULAR AND AND...
*fails* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/14/18 |
*wanders by*
*narrows eyes at*
*stares* You and V are up to something...I can't figure out what but I will. Until then...NO BEER! |
| Valentin Metzger |
08/14/18 |
-nods as Herr McCarthy speaks- That is too bad.
-cracks his knuckles- I would love to meet the man.
-hands clasp behind his back- He must be a very good man to have Dessa's attention. Past or present. |
| Valentin Metzger |
08/14/18 |
-nods- I know.. it is very disturbing. I think I am losing my touch.
-sighs deeply- She kept mumbling some male's name.. Jack? Jacks? I do not understand. |
| Valentin Metzger |
08/14/18 |
Since Dessa did not want my kisses..
I figured you would appreciate them more.
-flutters lashes-
Bromance? Hell yes. |
| Summer |
06/26/18 |
She chuckled and gave a knowing nod. “Kinda like having a birthday! Older...I guess? Supposed to be wiser..fat chance.” Her laughter carried down the hall. At his offer to help, she glanced down at her healthily packed carry on bag. It was just a carry on. But she DID pack as much as she could on those things. She could take care of it herself. But what was the harm in accepting help? Oi, that was a question for the therapist. Should she ever be so daft to see one, that is. “Well I’ll be damned, chivalry is not dead after all. Sure, I’m a...I’m going…” Where the f-ck was she going? Her brows knitted together and eyes narrowed in thought. “Christ on a cracker, I can’t remember if I’m coming or going. Going? That sounds right.” Her phone pinged, indicating her Uber had arrived. “Yup, going. To a bar, then...to work maybe, then on to the next adventure.” |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/18/18 |
*giggles quietly, steps back from the hug* More silky than Zohan.
*cants head* But in all seriousness, you did an amazing job. I'm proud of you.
*not that her opinion really matters but she is extremely proud* It's a hard rank to reach, you did it with much grace. |
| Summer |
06/18/18 |
Dragging her carry-on luggage behind her, either to or from was anyones guess, Summer looked around the Azhi compound for Jackson. Keeping largely to herself, she wasn’t even sure she could pick him out of a lineup. Finally spotting a likely suspect, she shot a wide smile. “Hey, congrats on the rank up! Well deserved, sir!” |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/17/18 |
*stares at, scrutinises* Something different about you...
*stares at some more, index finger tapping her lower lip* Your hair?
*eyes brighten, realisation* OH OH OHHHHHHH!
*attackle hugs* YOU'RE ALL SILKY SMOOTH!!! LIKE ZOHAN!!!
Congrats on Selkie!!! Yaaaaaaaaaay! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/23/18 |
*walks towards*
*rubbernecks the ice cream shop*
*trips and falls into Jackson, hand dipping into his front pocket*
*stands up quickly, eyes wide*
*runs away with a large wad of cash* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/12/18 |
*hears crunching of cookies*
*stops*
*runs back* I got a ten foot bong...meet me in the rec room. And bring the cookies. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/09/18 |
Srsly? You had Pot yesterday and didn't share? *disappointed*
I thought we were best friends! *runs off sobbing* |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/13/18 |
Livia gazed back at Jacks, half-c*cked grin tugging the right corner of her mouth upwards. If only he knew that the beer was light, he might not be so quick to invite her to join him. Or maybe he did and it was going to be his chance to strangle her dumb ass. A broader smile turned damaged flesh further in on itself as a laugh barked out. Turning to catch the door with her back, Livia gave a slight push. "Sure, but I'll be having a 'real' beer...unlike you my pretty, pretty princess."
She should probably run right about now. Really. Like seriously. Giving Jacks a light beer was like poking a bear with a short stick. |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/13/18 |
*hip checks Jacks on her way to the laundry*
*slips a light beer into his pocket*
*whistles innocently* |
| Livia Vlcek |
02/09/17 |
*cants head* You don't think it's enough?
*takes a sip* We're totally gonna get beer bellies.
*looks at her abs compared to Jacks* Ok, I'm going to get a beer belly and you're just going to get a six pack instead of a 8 pack or 10 pack, whatever.
*grumbles that her washboard isn't nearly as washboardy as his* |
| Livia Vlcek |
02/07/17 |
*hands Jacks a bottle of Smithwicks...pronounced Smitticks*
*takes a long draught from her own bottle*
*leans against the wall next to Jacks* I have like 22 more of these by the way. |
| Dita Morgenstern |
01/20/17 |
[doesn't have a name ..blushes deeply] I-I d-don't know h-his name.
[looks at the money she holds ..thinks it's probably pointless plus he seems amused with her.] I ..I-I'm sorry to bother you.
[scurries off.] |
| Dita Morgenstern |
01/20/17 |
[holds out fifty euros.] I saw you fight.
[shifts her weight from foot to foot, uneasy in the man's presence.] Would you beat someone up for me?
[small, nervous smile.] |
| Summer |
01/18/17 |
Thank you! |
| Livia Vlcek |
01/02/17 |
*looks over her shoulder* The usual stuff and I have plenty to share.
*grins* I need you to help me clean my closet.
*chuckles quietly and whispers* I got too many wire hangers... |
| Livia Vlcek |
01/02/17 |
*grins* I hate kids.
*laughs hysterically*
*stops* I mean, for myself. I would protect a child from harm...I don't mind being an aunt or something. As long as it goes back home after a few hours.
*blinks* Oh god...
*fake panics...takes another long drag from her cigarette* Quick Jacks, grab your Spidey suit! I've got an important job for you to do!
*runs* |
| Livia Vlcek |
01/02/17 |
*lights a cigarette...deer in headlights* Me?? Pregnant?
*internal ROFL*
*contemplates fvcking with Jacks' head*
*decides against it...maybe*
Yes...I haven't told Jacob yet though. *cants head* You wouldn't eat my baby would you?
*exhales a large cloud of smoke*
|
| Livia Vlcek |
01/02/17 |
*wanders up* Hey Jacks, how do you feel about children? |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/23/16 |
*laughs hysterically* You're the best Jacks! *grins* |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/23/16 |
Hey Jacks, you have that six hundred and eighteen dollars I asked you to hold? *rubs her arms* I need to meet my connect. |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/02/16 |
He's right behind me...isn't he.
 |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/02/16 |
Suhweeet! *trots along happily, Jacks in tow* I'm so excited! |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/02/16 |
I mean, I'm always high and I think I do alright. *blinks* Generally speaking... *changes subject* So we'll need surfboards and some wetsuits, bit cold to be surfing in the States right now. You think you could roll a few surfers? |
| Livia Vlcek |
12/01/16 |
*reaches out as she feels herself lowering to the ground quickly*
*relaxes as she's caught and righted*
*smooths out her clothes...nods* To Los Angeles...because good things ALWAYS happen there for me.
*grimaces and pulls at his wrist* C'mon. I need a body guard while the husband sleeps.
*grins* |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/30/16 |
*is dipped*
*mock seriousness* But Jacks...they're HUUUUUGE.
*feigns innocence* Soooooooo soooooooo big. |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/30/16 |
*horrified* It's a beach, yes...of deadly animal, reptile, marsupial, fish things!!!
*grabs Jacks' wrist* We're sooooo not surfing up in dis bish...nope. |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/23/16 |
*cringes as a window breaks*
*thinks maybe she should find that beer eventually and wipe her fingerprints from it...acuz Sprew*
*chuckles at Jacks' alleged devastation* Awwww...I'm touched really. In the head. But seriously, we still haven't found that beach. Are we not drinking enough?
*chugs the bottle of beer* |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/23/16 |
*watches eagerly*
*presses lips together to keep from laughing*
*nods*
*cackles at Jacks' words*
*tosses him a Newcastle...because amazing*
*cracks one open for herself*
Better now? Maybe I should include a snickers?
*grins* |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/23/16 |
*shifty eyes*
*tosses a beer at...light beer*
*just wants to see Jacks freak out about 'light' beer* |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/11/16 |
*laughs and steps back* I GOT HUGS FOR ERRRRYONE! Okay, maybe not errrryone...just a few people. *shifty eyes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/11/16 |
*hugs the sh*t outta him* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/22/16 |
*tosses him a beer all respectful like*
Congrats on Whisky bottle kid of the day! |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/07/16 |
Who wants water...ever? *contemplates* You're welcome! |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/07/16 |
*pets* So pretteh. *gives him a congratulatory non diet beer* Sorry I'm late...I think I passed out in my tub. |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/03/16 |
I think I've beat her into submission, actually. *laughs* Silly her for ever mentioning such hideous things. |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/02/16 |
*trots up*
*finally returns with non diet beer...Guinness*
Sorry, that took longer than expected...
*shifty eyes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/30/16 |
*trots off to get non diet beer* I'll be back! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/30/16 |
*recoils in fear* I...lost her somewhere between Los Angeles and um, New York?
*twiddles thumbs* Shall I go find her? And non diet beer? |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/30/16 |
Anno! *kicks rocks*
I need a freaking beer. *pokes her gut*
Or maybe I need to switch up to like diet beer...skinny b*tches...air. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/30/16 |
You hit the Shadow Spawn for 1 damage.
The Shadow Spawn missed you.
*flexes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*stares at the building*
*is suddenly frightened by the hostility Jacks has going on*
*pets his head* S'alright, every thing is gonna be alright...
*screams louder* EDENNNNNN!!! HONEY!!! WE'RE HOME!!! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*nods* That's prolly a good idea, Jacks...
*turns a bright shade of crimson* Ohhhhhh...I thought we were closer.
*shifty eyes*
*takes another hit then holds the joint to Jacks' mouth* Puff puff Jacks. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*lights a 'cigarette' while riding on Jackson's back*
*cants head* I never slept there...but that was to keep everyone there safe.
*starts to scream* EDEN! EEEEEEEDENNNNNNN! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*grumbles* I'm not THAT fat.
*pokes at her belly* Ok, maybe I've gained a few pounds from laying around.
*think, think, think* Where's Eden?
*excited* Let's go bug the fvck outta your wife!!!! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*looks down at the shoes, says a prayer for their sole...ba dum tss*
*stares at now bared feet*
I think I'll be alright...
*runs and jumps on Jacks' back regardless* ONWARD!
*might have smoked just a wee too much oregano* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*sniffles* Thank you...
*shakes head, points to shoes and screams* Kill it with fire!
*waits for the Converse to asplode* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*lip wobbles*
*looks at shoe*
*whimpers* I dun wanna touch it Jacks...
*uses other shoe to kick the first off, realises second shoe is now contaminated*
*stares at, cries* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/25/16 |
*limps awkwardly towards*
*frowns as she arrives*
*points to shoe* I stepped in dead...there's germs. Halp? |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/23/16 |
*makes the face*
NOT THAT! THE HORROR!
*clutches at chest*
*chuckles*
Thanks, maybe I'll stick around for a little while...maybe. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/22/16 |
*grins* I finally found it?
*cants head to look up at Jacks* I went scuba diving...MUSA. Amazing.
*cracks open her own beer* I've got pictures and everything...
*eyes brighten* And this!
*reaches in her bag*
*pulls out a Calavera skull and a perverse shot glass* For you and the Missus. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/22/16 |
*waggles brows at*
*tosses him a beer* |
| Vequaniel Libertas |
01/29/16 |
Thank you for the welcome. Trying to find my way around, presently. |
| John Doe |
01/27/16 |
John Doe Fact #245: One time at Band Camp...John Doe ate a flutist. |
| John Doe |
01/27/16 |
John Doe Fact #819: John Doe is Winning. |
| Katherine Murray |
01/27/16 |
*walks by*
*highfives*
Blonde, blue-eyed Scots are sooo much better than wee feisty Irish things.
*pokerface*
*keeps walking* |
| Mackenzie |
01/25/16 |
Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats. I could do this all day. Boots and cats and boots and cats...
Oh Siri, you funny little thing. Mackenzie glances up from her phone with a grin as she makes her way toward the new old Leader and then... stops. "Oh... it's you. Cheeky."
Of course, she says this with appreciation. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/09/15 |
*bounces* Yes! Please! I need a vacation!
*hangs head* Yea, took a dart to the forehead.
*looks up at* It...wasn't pretty. I think I may have gotten a partial lobotomy.
*drools...just a little* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/08/15 |
*wanders up with a small round bandaid on her forehead* So I was made a unicorn tonight...with a dart.
*stares at* So yea, there's that...
*sips at the Patron bottle she holds* We need to find this beach Jacks. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/06/15 |
I can't...even. *dies* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/05/15 |
*takes off pork chop necklace from around her neck* Jaybus Jacks...you can have that back.
*puts it around his neck* All kinds of craziness happens when you wear that... |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/28/15 |
*laughs* You should!
*swats at* C'mon...drinks are on me.
*cants head* Maybe someday we'll make it to the beach...we must be heading towards the one down in Africa.
*shifty eyes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/27/15 |
*tackles* Jacks!!!!!!! FENRIR *hugs!* Congraaaaaaaaaaats!!! |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/22/15 |
*takes helmet...looks at it*
*puts it on a gate post*
*points ahead* Alcohol and pears! And a hamburger!
*teeters slightly* Then...the beach! |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/20/15 |
*hiccups and stands* You're driving right?
*stumbles slightly*
*rubs bum*
We'll need to stop at the market...we need alcohol. And pears. |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/20/15 |
*almost to a stand with Jacks' help*
*feels grip weaken as he drinks*
*wide eyed beneath large frames*
*falls backwards...right arm pinwheeling* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/20/15 |
*blinks beneath large, dark frames* Beach...
*looks at pasty white skin* No...we haven't been.
*sits up from her supine position on the concrete* We could go...there's one that way.
*points west* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/15 |
*lays in a puddle of beer*
*shakes head side to side* Not at the beach...
*starts to nod*
*scared awake at urgency in Jacks' voice*
*jumps up*
*falls down immediately* Where's the beach?!
*stares at Jacks' shoe* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/13/15 |
We should go to the beach...*accepts beer*
*takes knife out and puts hole in can*
*pops top*
*shotguns that mother fvcker like her life depended on it* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/13/15 |
*wakes up facedown*
*on the sidewalk*
*chewing gum stuck to face*
*still drunk*
*looks at Jackson* My mouth tastes like a puma sh*t in it.
*rolls onto back*
*blinded by sun* I need a vacation. From my vacation. |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/12/15 |
*blinks*
*blinks again*
*slurs* Heyyyyy...you have a betterer chansh a'livin'.
*passes out* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/11/15 |
Draaaaguhna...*teeters* big liz'rd wif dah *hiccups* teef'n fiiiire *waves hand from and to mouth* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/11/15 |
*hiccups* Did you feed the dragon? *stumbles* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/02/15 |
*jostled awake*
*confused and high*
*sees Jacks face...in her face*
*bites back scream*
*facepalms away* Dad get off your crushing my smokes...
*slams Jacks' drink*
*dies laughing*
*blinks* You check on the dragons yet? |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/01/15 |
*has nodded off* Dragon?
*stumbles*
*shakes head clear* NO!
*shifty eyes* Um...he's fine.
*takes Jacks' drink*
*falls into corner* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/01/15 |
No...I haven't been using heroin.
Have you seen the fvcking DRAGONS in the kitchen?! |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/30/15 |
*grins* How silly of me...I don't wear contacts. *moves to stand behind Jacks*
*tips back a bottle of beer* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/30/15 |
*shifty eyes* Um...I think I lost something.
*turns again*
*blinks* Tern off the werter! I lost a contact! |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/30/15 |
*spins in a circle slowly*
*confused like* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/14/15 |
*grins* Hey Jacks. I'm practicing. *shifty eyes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/13/15 |
*jumps out of nowhere*
*ninjas Jacks* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/07/15 |
*smiles past the bottle* Not enough? |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/07/15 |
*plops down on the couch next to Jackson*
*nudges with elbow*
*holds out a beer*
*stares at nothing* Do you think that maybe there's an alternate universe out there staring back at us? Like we're pawns in a game of chess?
*blinks and looks at her beer* |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/09/14 |
*hands Jackson the beer* Company is always welcomed. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/13/14 |
I shouldn't?
*takes another sip of her beer*
But I drink alone all the time...
*dangles the unopened bottle between she and Jackson*
Whatever should I do with this extra beer then?
*ponders* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/13/14 |
*wanders by with two bottles of Dead Pony Club*
*takes a sip of the open one*
*gives a devious grin* |
| Roman Pierce |
05/09/14 |
Atta boi! *cackles* |
| Roman Pierce |
05/09/14 |
Congrats...now share your secret, I won't tell anyone *shifty eyes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/08/14 |
*blinks* Um...okies. *runs* |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/08/14 |
Sure! *tosses another kitten* Dessert! *nods* |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/08/14 |
*throws kittens at* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/08/14 |
*reads the note* D'awwww...*whispers out to the night* Chur already cooler.
Thank you! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/07/14 |
*le gasp!* How...how could she?! *weeps* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/07/14 |
*shifty eyes* She's ebil? |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/07/14 |
Tell me if you need moar. I'll supply you with an army of brooms. *shakes fist* She must be defeated!!!!! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/07/14 |
*slinks up to Jackson*
*smiles*
I officially give you permission to beat the blonde out of Eden...with a broom.
*hands broom* Now you two can have a battle royale with cleaning utensils. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/04/14 |
*waves* Ok! |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/04/14 |
*stares* Eden wants a mop? Really? *bites lip* I did not know this. I will have to procure one for her then! *runs off* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/04/14 |
*cants head* Odd. I gave that milk to Eden. *furrows brow* She doesn't like milk as gifts? *taps chin with an index finger* Maybe she would like cheese instead? |
| Adara Litvinova |
03/31/14 |
Welcome! If you proceed to the front entrance, you can pick up your stripper packet. Pasties and thongs are much needed in this line of work. Again, welcome home! |
