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THERE IS NO TALE ABOUT HOW
INNOCENCE CAN SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD.

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Have you seen my Minion Raiding Party?
My Minion Raiding party broke your nose
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Savage Secret Santa - Christmas 2016
A package of Dr Van Helsing marshmallow Peeps - Easter 2017
2017 Summer Bloodies - Realm Longbottom

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Vampire Novice Blaize E Summers	Angel Uriel Summer	Angel Yofiel Winter Summers	Demon Infernal Idris Mowbry
Vampire Fledgling Celsius Summers	Vampire Dark Embracer Elouise Warrock	Vampire Black Lord Jameson Orlav	Witch Lamia Aleister Carlyle
Witch Lamia AdonisOMaera	Vampire Blood Demon Spring Taylor

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Forum	Subject	Last Post
Realm	The devil's going to set me free Created by Gray Taylor	09/20/18
Realm	How to Human: 101 Created by Autumn Summers	09/19/18
Realm	You spin me right round Created by Autumn Summers	07/31/18
Game Ideas	Typos Created by Dr Van Helsing	06/09/17
Contests	2017 Summer Bloodies Created by Cersei Lannister	05/04/17

Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn I’m not so sure.
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn Suppose I’ll just starve until then.
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn What? It is.
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn It’s an apartment.
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn About?
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn Huh. Well.
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn You've been here. Haven't you?
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn You already know this. [Address attached]
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn And you enable me. I’m in New York. Maybe express mail?
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn Mail them to me?
Gray Taylor	09/20/18	Autumn What? I never got a message about cookies. Are they they crispy ones?
Jameson Orlav	09/18/18	Autumn It's my buns of steel, isn't it?
Idris Mowbry	09/17/18	Giner Snap Don't forget the bat. I need to beat my record.
Idris Mowbry	09/17/18	Ginger Snap To come home, baby girl. Atom awaits.
Idris Mowbry	09/17/18	Ginger Snap It's time.
Casey Noire	09/16/18	“As much as I enjoy a nail up the sodding arse..”
Casey Noire	09/16/18	"Kickin' 'n screamin'. Let's not put it on blast, eh? Yer psycho of a scrub sister is teh last thing aye need."
Elouise Warrock	09/12/18	Autumn What are you doing tonight? You should write me and a bottle of tequila into your evening schedule.
Elouise Warrock	09/12/18	Autumn Who says?
Elouise Warrock	09/12/18	Autumn Boo.
Winter Summers	09/10/18	Little Leaf I don't see why it wouldn't! Are you sure you are alright sister dearest?
Winter Summers	09/10/18	Little Leaf Hell or Heaven. Where you end up. I oddly enough got both first I was in hell and then I wasn't. I don't really understand it, they never explained it to me either.
Winter Summers	09/10/18	Little Leaf What brought this up? Everything alright? As for an answer horrible, it's cold, dark, lonely, painful. And then where you end up it could make it so much worse.
Josiah Walker	08/15/18	Autumn. Such a strong, whimsical name. Name’s Josiah. But you can call me Joe.
Josiah Walker	08/15/18	What may I call you, then?
Josiah Walker	08/15/18	Fantastic. May I call you Siri?
Josiah Walker	08/15/18	Well, don’t mind if I do. Where can a man get a good steak?
Aleister Carlyle	08/13/18	Autumn had made an error in her stalking. She stopped to admire. Out of the corner of his eye he could see bright red locks before they moved out of his peripherals. What on Earth was she up to? In their short time of acquaintance he had gathered she was of the devious variety. Did he mind? Not at all. He needed more surprises in his life. Suddenly, he felt her fingers in his pockets. She was quick! Icy hues whipped back to catch pale fingers snatching a few bucks from his pocket. The man turned quickly with arms crossed over his chest. His eyes were stern looking down at the shorter woman. Then, they would soften with a slight smirk on his visage. "Good work. I'm impressed. Keep it. I have plenty more where that came from." A wink was given to the woman. He truly admired a woman who could pull the wool over his eyes. It kept things exciting. Autumn Summers just stole $23.00 from you!
Winter Summers	08/13/18	Winter gasped loudly. "Autumn you know damn well that stealth was never my strong suit! Thinking I could steal money goodness!" He smirked at his sister as he held his arm out. "If you didn't love ice cream I would certainly worry!" "But enough about the ice cream is this friend hot? Should I investigate them? Ya know to make sure they are worthy enough to be your friend no alternate motive at all!" Smiles innocently.
Winter Summers	08/12/18	Yet another hand reached into Winter's pocket's who would it be this time? Winter turned to look at the one with the sticky fingers, icy eyes fell on familiar fiery locks, short in height, noticeable tattoos, green eyes. Autumn was picking his pockets!? And there she was taking the money like it belonged to her! Hands went directly to his hips. "Excuse me little leaf just what is it you think you are doing with my funds? Do you know what I have to do to get that money? Let me tell you, you don't wish to know! But I will tell you in grave detail don't think I wont missy!" He did a sassy head bob then. "Unless you are treating me to all I can eat ice cream with my money I ask that you kindly return it." A playful smirk came to his face as he stared at his little sister. Autumn Summers just stole $211.00 from you!
Kristoffer Forseti	08/12/18	Autumn Summers just stole $456.00 from you! "Hey, that was my snack money! How am I supposed to buy a store's worth of doritos now?!"
AdonisOMaera	08/09/18	Stealing Mc'Stealerson "Yeah, You're welcome, It's only money afterall. Hope you at least got something expensive and yummy.
Winter Summers	08/08/18	Winter gives his petite sister a reassuring smile. "I will not be going anywhere little leaf, I will be here to annoy you till the end of time." He made a face to make it appear he was thinking on what they should go and do though he already knew what his choice would be. "Well I should test my liver out! I haven't had something good to drink in awhile! Come little sister we shall drink the night away! And in the morning I am making pancakes! Or buying breakfast depending on how the night goes." He smirks at Autumn then.
Aleister Carlyle	08/07/18	Autumn [Location Recieved] Bring comfy clothing and shoes. There will be walking. Also a knife. No firearms.
Winter Summers	08/03/18	Winter was only slightly taken back as his sister's hands cupped his face. One of his own hands coming up, he gently placed it upon hers. "I am real Autumn, I'm not going anywhere." At least not if he could help it. His mouth did cause him to get into sooo much trouble. "Oh? Do we need to go get a few drinks and catch up? It doesn't have to be booze, we can get food, or tea whatever you are into now a days." He smiled as he heard her next words. "I am much better now, I mean who couldn't be happy seeing your beautiful face hm?"
Winter Summers	08/02/18	"Yes little leaf it's me." Now that Winter thought about it, he was dead he could have come back with any name why did he still choose to go with Winter? Opportunity wasted. His muscular arms wrapped around her sisters small frame and he held her tightly. "Not as much as I have missed you Autumn." He could attempt to explain why he had done what he did, why it took him so long to return but none of that seemed important right now. What was to him is that he was back even if it took a little longer then expected. "How have you been? Everything well with you?" He looked his sister over a dorky smile on his face.
Winter Summers	08/02/18	Winter stared at his sister from a safe distance, Autumn did have a very unpleasant temper about her. She probably would be infuriated with him. Leaving without saying anything well dying without saying goodbye. Regardless he took a deep breath before stepping out from his hiding spot and offered her a smile. "Hello Little Leaf." This was harder then he thought it would be. "I've missed you so." He averted his eyes a little. "And I am sorry."
Aleister Carlyle	07/31/18	Autumn Possibly. It may take a bit of whiskey to get it out of me. I had a...mishap with an experiment. While I can surely handle it on my own, I feel this would be a wonderful opportunity to introduce you to my world.
Aleister Carlyle	07/31/18	Autumn My years of being in the entertainment industry are quite over, unfortunately. However, I am in need of assistance. If you have the stomach for it.
Blaize E Summers	07/23/18	Red Yes, fly to me! We have much to talk about! I will put the tea on!
Blaize E Summers	07/22/18	Red Oh, my sweet, wonderful sister how I have missed you so. My absence was not something I had planned for but, alas, duty called. How are you? I have been worried sick.
Aleister Carlyle	07/16/18	"My mistake. Family and loved one's typically go hand in hand, but I can understand why they wouldn't. " -gives a hint at a smirk- "The truth to my knowledge, then. I'm no omniscient being so I cannot know everything. Yet." -gives a wink- "I could but most would find that unsettling and intrusive. So, use the card to contact me at your earliest convenience. I look forward to our future endeavors."
Elouise Warrock	07/16/18	Cheeto Scrooge DON'T TREAD ON ME.
Elouise Warrock	07/16/18	Cheeto Scrooge Seems like a personal problem, Autumn.
Elouise Warrock	07/16/18	Autumn Maddie did it...
Aleister Carlyle	07/15/18	"Happiness is quite a fickle thing these days." -a soft snort escaped the man- "Now I cannot guarantee it will not involve either you or your family. However, I will always be forthcoming with you. I am a man of my word and pride myself on speaking only truths."
Aleister Carlyle	07/13/18	"Ah, yes, feline companions. They do tend to make life a smidge more bearable, hm? Still. You never know when something will come up." -thinks for a moment- "I suppose educating an inquisitive mind wouldn't bother me too much. I warn you, however. At some points it may cross a line; science is progress, and progress requires sacrifices. "
Aleister Carlyle	07/12/18	"What I do is a practice most do not openly vend. Many in the community would find it in bad taste. Or, simply, an abuse of natural forces. I call it science." -smiles softly- "My number and other contacts are on that card. Any situation, any desire, I'm sure I can find a way to assist."
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn There are some things you ought to know. Best saved for face-to-face. I'm actually at the airport, now. First to Dulles, then to Heathrow. You still live in the same place?
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Happiness has always eluded me in the many chapters of my life. I still think back to that brief glimmer I'd grasped when loving him was all I had to do. But things change, as does life. Having a child, needing to protect that child... other things. Autumn Is it possible to love the thing that scares you the most?
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Love is a funny thing, you know. And so is trying to divorce a transient vampire. :)
Aleister Carlyle	07/11/18	-gives a soft chuckle- "In my line of work it's best not to give out your base of operations without discretion. I don't only work on creating magical supplements. I can also make things disappear. If you catch my drift." -playful wink- "The charms and whatnot are just the base of my abilities. Anything past that won't be discounted."
Aleister Carlyle	07/11/18	"People are so caught up in their own selfish delusions they tend to forget the world outside of themselves is much more enticing." -reaches a hand out with a smile- "Aleister. Al works but it is not nearly as lavish. And, for your kindness, I can offer you a discounted use of my services." -a business card appears in the extended hand- "Hexes, charms, alchemical creations galore. If interested, we can chat another time over the extent of my services."
Aleister Carlyle	07/11/18	"I have learned to not take everything so seriously. Business is business, but everything else is fun. "
Aleister Carlyle	07/11/18	"That's exactly what I mean. Give'm the ole razzle dazzle!"
Aleister Carlyle	07/11/18	"If it's magic isn't, I'm sure I can compensate." -makes twinkle fingers-
Aleister Carlyle	07/11/18	-quirks a brow- "I shall be sure to hold tight to my rabbit's paw. Thank you."
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Wouldn't help much that I still find myself very much married to one Doctor Jameson Orlav.
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Does that mean we're free to get married?
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Guess I've missed quite a bit.
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Just you and Maddie, is it?
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn I've missed you quite a bit. Read that to the cat. It's not for you.
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn I’ve been in Lima too long. I need real company. Give me a day or two, I’ll be there.
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Good. I will however, bring plenty of rum.
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Should I bring random men??
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Who else?
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Need an unruly yet lovable houseguest for a night or two?
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Where are you lurking these days?
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Depends who’s asking.
Elouise Warrock	07/11/18	Autumn Are you still short?
Jameson Orlav	07/03/18	-snatches, tucks away- I'll take it. The parasites living in my basement aren't cheap.
Jameson Orlav	07/03/18	-smug little smirk- It was worth the attempt. Though not nearly as satisfying, I'm sure, since my hand came up empty.
Jameson Orlav	07/03/18	-blinks- You must have had to dig deep to find that. I didn't even know there was any cash in there.
Idris Mowbry	05/20/18	Ginger Snippy Snap Baseball is a better sport. Also, I like the sound more. I broke the last bat. Aluminum, if you can find one?
Idris Mowbry	05/20/18	Ginger Snippy Snap Golf clubs are for angry wives and rich old white guys. I am neither.
Idris Mowbry	05/20/18	Ginger Snippy Snap One that involves little fuzzy vermin that seem to love me despite the feelings NOT being mutual. I want to see how far they can fly.
Idris Mowbry	05/20/18	Ginger Snippy Snap Wonderful! Bring wine. We ran out. Oh, an a baseball bat. I have a theory to test.
Idris Mowbry	05/19/18	Ginger Snippy Snap Why not come see him yourself? Maybe he will talk to you. All I get is silence. I HATE the silence.
Summer	05/15/18	Autumn The thrill never goes away. It just gets better. I feel empowered and sexy and in control of my life while on stage. And as you know, “empowered” and “in control of my life” are themes that haven’t been that prevalent in my/our lives until recently. I am so glad you liked it! I bet you made a killing!!
Gideon Abernathy	05/15/18	-almost chokes as he's walking away- -calls over his shoulder- A scarecrow's a scarecrow, sweetheart, no matter what color its hair.
Gideon Abernathy	05/15/18	Ahh, well... It's just... from the back... -rubs back of neck- You look like...a scarecrow. -apologetic grin- -awkwardly hightails it out of the situation-
Gideon Abernathy	05/15/18	-visibly startled- Sh-t, I thought you were... something else.
Summer	05/11/18	Autumn Thanks honey. I didn't pick it, but it grew on me pretty fast. Plus, my tips have nearly doubled. I guess they match the cup size. Or something. Of course I brought PJs. A night in marathoning movies sounds SO needed. See you soon, love.
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn I’m landing in Heathrow in T minus 30 minutes. Snapped a pic in the galley, looking spiffy for First Class and to see my baby sis. You see this mug at your door, it’s a-okay. [img]
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn I have no doubt you picked up some skills along the way. Which is why amateur night at the club will be so easy. I’m sure you remember the moves I taught you back in Paris!
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn What, like using it to brain someone during a mugging? Nah. I just pluck a feather and jam it into their neck, quill side first. Then...dead. It’s glorious. Yes please- I’d love help with it. I’m not a total luddite, but sometimes these things confound me.
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn Taking promo selfies for the clubs Instagram page. :D
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn I’ll get you a pic shortly. I got a new phone and can’t figure out the damned apps yet. I dropped the old one off the stage at work- blammo, shattered into several pieces.
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn Maddie! Awww I can’t wait to see you both! Oh! I almost forgot- I look a little different. Okay, a lot different. Still blond, same eye color. Still lookin like a snack. Other than that...when a curvy short haired blond walks in, don’t freak out, k?
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn You being at your old house has me feeling like everything comes around full circle. I’ll be there in a few hours with a bottle, some spliffs and a bag of food from the corner chip shop in hand.
Summer	05/10/18	Autumn I miss you too. Lemme know where you’re at nowadays and I’ll be there on the next flight.
Elouise Warrock	03/05/18	Autumn You're not supposed to agree with me!
Elouise Warrock	03/02/18	Autumn I can be very boring. I'm the ultimate pillow princess. Ask Jameson.
Elouise Warrock	03/02/18	Autumn Boring.
Elouise Warrock	03/02/18	Autumn I offered, you declined. I'd be an incredible wife. I suppose that's up for debate. But still.
Elouise Warrock	03/02/18	Autumn It's always nice to be adored, isn't it?
Elouise Warrock	03/02/18	Autumn Nice butt, short stack.
Jameson Orlav	02/23/18	Autumn Ooooh, right. Right. I vaguely remember paying the hefty membership fee. You might have a point. I'm pretty sure I still have a blockbuster card in here somewhere.
Jameson Orlav	02/22/18	Autumn Which club are you referring to? I have too many membership cards.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/18	Autumn 😘
Elouise Warrock	02/21/18	Autumn I'll let you know. I've been in Peru for a few weeks now. Meet in New York this weekend?
Elouise Warrock	02/21/18	Autumn Meet for coffee?
Elouise Warrock	02/21/18	Autumn It's a promise of better communication.
Weston Norse	02/19/18	He was having a really f-cking bad day. Wes had done about six laps of this goddamn parking lot, and his car was just gone. The one thing in his messy life that was absolutely spotless, fawned over, flawlessly maintained. He wasn’t sure how, but he was about 87% sure that somehow his brother was behind it. F-ckin’ Derek. And he’d left his phone in the car. It was late evening, just outside of a bar he frequented called the Flask and Cannon. Absolutely f-cking fuming, cussing under his breath to nobody in particular, he finally came to the realization that he was going to need some help. Doing an about-face, he stopped the first person he saw; a pale redheaded woman. “Excuse me,” He took a few steps toward her, “I, uh… my car is gone, and my phone was inside.” Agitated, he ran a hand over his face. “Do you mind if I borrow your cell for a minute? I need to call a cab.”
Gray Taylor	02/12/18	Gray knows that look all too well. This is not the first time he has earned it in spades, and he doubts that it will be the last. The world is, after all, a cruel and unusual place. Still, she would earn no recognition. Not even with that threatening little smile of hers. "All men lie," His slate gaze narrows, and he leans in only slightly. Voice lower, he holds her stare with his own. "You just have to pay attention." Straightening up, he flashes a smile that is all business. "Good luck finding your Gray."
Gray Taylor	02/12/18	A hand to his elbow causes him to falter, and Gray instinctively tugs away before turning a cold glare over his shoulder. He is angry, this much is true, and the sight before him does little to dispel the emotion. Still, he remains composed. The world would never see him falter. Autumn. This is a particularly painful sight on several different levels, and that stormy gaze that is only his would barely flicker over her features before settling upon her eyes. "No."
Spring Taylor	02/12/18	Autumn It f*cking wilted with my jew. I should have fed it memos.
Amducious	11/08/17	Thanks!
Sheridan J Mayfair	11/03/17	Thank you for the welcome but I have been here before. ~Sheridan smiles at her~
Elis Griffyn	11/03/17	Thanks...I think. I dunno...I was really drunk and, well..wait...what?
Summer	10/30/17	Autumn Gold I had started to ease back, trying to learn how to control my emotions on my own. Turns out I need more practice. Apparently “sibling death” is too much for me to manage on my own. Hence smokin the country dry. I’m mostly teasing. I have a few plants of my own in my room. I worry that while my intentions may be good, wonder if I’m just from bad stock? If we are truly cursed, could it rub off on others? Maybe I’m just looking for excuses. I don’t feel like it is me trying to run. It feels like me trying to protect him from the endless sh-t that happens to us.
Summer	10/30/17	Autumn I’ll certainly take what you’re not going to use off your hands. Waste not, want not. I’m so sorry to hear of your friend. That is terrible and I cannot imagine dealing with loss that close together. It is incredibly odd. It’s certainly something I can get used to, but nothing I’m familiar with, something I am sure you understand. The strangest part is that I am a source of stability for him. Me. Being relied upon. It makes me scared but I also want to try. I don’t want to disappoint him.
Summer	10/30/17	Autumn Gold I should’ve reached out too. I appear to have been sucked down a hole of despair. I think I’ve smoked Australia completely out of the good sh-t. I was aiming for a Blaize level of detached. I suppose all of that is to be expected when the person I was closest to dies. Despite being certain the Summers name is cursed, I’m doing better. Kiernan has been a rock, which has been nice. How are you holding up?
Elouise Warrock	10/26/17	Autumn Yes.
Elouise Warrock	10/26/17	Autumn Lost my last one. Let's meet. Your place? I can make it to London, I think.
Elouise Warrock	10/26/17	+Unknown Number+ Elouise.
Elouise Warrock	10/26/17	+Unknown Number+ Message: Autumn?
Blaize E Summers	10/14/17	Red Have you heard the news?
Idris Mowbry	10/11/17	Autumn What I want you cannot supply. I will be away for a bit. I have a leech to catch.
Lilim	10/09/17	Yellow hues peer at the woman as she spoke. Taking a moment to recollect the language she lets a brief smile fall on her lips. "Thank you, miss." She speaks lightly almost nothing more than a whisper.
Summer	10/04/17	Autumn Blond??!? Why tho??
Blaize E Summers	10/02/17	Red A catch, you say? Stop. You're making me nauseous. Why you decided to get married I will never understand. Too many strings. Too many terms and conditions. I will make sure he knows it is from you. Love you as well, little red.
Blaize E Summers	10/02/17	Red Me? Find somebody? My dear, I am about as romantic as Trump is sane. Besides, the few men who can keep up with my wit despise me. And women bore me as of late. Lucius can get over himself. You are a big girl. And I already planned on keeping Gray away from sharp objects. He is an asset to myself and important to you and Spring.
Blaize E Summers	10/02/17	Autumn I will be back in London in a few days. Spring's Coven in a sausage fest so I doubt I will stay here too long. As much as men are appealing, too many in one place sicken me. I saw Gray. It would seem the demon is battling some demons.
Blaize E Summers	09/29/17	Red Your passive aggression needs work, my darling. I shall. I prefer my vodka from the source.
Blaize E Summers	09/29/17	Red And I would prefer my sisters inform me as to why they are feuding. I cannot simply go on as if nothing is happening. That would be highly negligent.
Blaize E Summers	09/29/17	Red You would prefer I go to Spring rather than tell me? Interesting. I suppose she will, then.
Blaize E Summers	09/29/17	Red I sense hostility. What did I miss?
Blaize E Summers	09/29/17	Red And have their friction melt all of the continent? No, I will sacrifice my sanity for the world's ecological stability. I will be visiting Spring's new coven soon, as well. Care to join?
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn I warned you I was a snuggler!
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn I've asked Lucius enough weird questions. Especially after that one time...when I jumped into your bed... Still scarred.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Actual Hussy I'm intrigued. Do go on.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Ass-biter No one here is complaining.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	'Awesome' Kiss my ass.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn So what does that make you??
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn A hoe. Just a hoe.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Actual Hussy I am NOT a hussy! D:
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn ...my liver is a fickle b*tch.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn As long as the nugget gets fed. I need a bloody mary.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn Is Lucius still keeping Logan hostage? I swear to god, he was serious about showing him every Disney film.
Elouise Warrock	09/29/17	Autumn I think my liver is officially done.
Blaize E Summers	09/28/17	Red Well, stop on by the manor if you are in London. Winter is going to be helping me unpack. Did I mention while in Cancun, Piers and Winter would NOT leave eachother alone? Snogging at all hours of the day.
Blaize E Summers	09/28/17	Red I have no plans of leaving anytime in the near future. I can't be running off to Cancun when there I have Big-Brother work to do. That reminds me, are you well? Need wine and some brother talk? You can complain about Lucius to me. I live for any dirt I can get on him.
Blaize E Summers	09/28/17	Red You know, I take a vacation to escape it all, and Winter followed me. No escape. I missed you, by the way.
Atticus Hammond	09/28/17	He's grinning again, a gleam to his gray eyes as her curiosity gets the better of her. He gives another nonchalant shrug, lips pursed in a telling smirk. "There may have been some accidental zombie-ing, buuuut.. I couldn't confirm or deny that." He stuffs his hands in his pockets, as casual as ever. "Maybe next time we run into each other, I'll tell you all about it."
Atticus Hammond	09/28/17	He snorts, another brief chuckle escaping him without effort. "She's gotten a head butt or two, but I can't say I've left as much of a mark as a cellhphone night when I'm excited." Atticus, for his part, can talk about his wife for days. So, he seems to enjoy someone who could reciprocate. "Glutton for punishment seems the to be the correct designation. I tend to think Cam is a bit crazy for going along with my schemes, but the support is unparalleled."
Atticus Hammond	09/27/17	"If it's trouble worth getting into, you should know I'm never far." He grins, a knowing look shared. "I can certainly sympathize. My wife keeps me very busy. And endlessly amused. And, if your husband is anything like my wife, there's a general support of controlled mayhem in the house."
Atticus Hammond	09/27/17	He stares with that mischievous look in his eyes, a very coy shrug his initial answer. "I'm only ever up to trouble. It's my forte. I'm just offended you didn't invite me along on whatever little adventure got your face posted for the realm to see."
Atticus Hammond	09/27/17	"Figured I'd be seeing you around again, Red. Hope you didn't get into too much trouble."
Miryam	09/27/17	Congrats on profile of the day lovely!
W_Kat	09/27/17	Congrats on PotD!
Elouise Warrock	09/25/17	Autumn What even happened last night?
Elouise Warrock	09/24/17	Groupchat: Dalcas I'm still hungover. But we're also going out tonight. SANGRIAAAAAAA.
Elouise Warrock	09/23/17	Autumn Can we get really, really drunk tonight? Just hammered.
Elouise Warrock	09/23/17	Autumn I took an Uber from the airport. I'm near-ish. Logan is sleeping, and mama needs a glass of wine.
Elouise Warrock	09/23/17	Autumn I thought Lucius was surprising you!
Elouise Warrock	09/11/17	Autumn He's a monster. And I'll never let him have my son. That's just a given. Always safe. Same to you. Love you and Lucy. ❤️
Elouise Warrock	09/11/17	Autumn Logan was early. I was banking on some time to figure out a game plan. We're safe here, I think. It's weird... I don't believe he'd hurt him. That doesn't mean others wouldn't jump at the chance.
Elouise Warrock	09/11/17	Autumn He knows about Logan. We had a run in in Moscow not so long ago. But now, he's trying to follow me to Africa.
Elouise Warrock	09/09/17	Autumn I feel like the worst BFF for not texting you while I was in London. Didn't have any time to socialize, but I still feel like sht. Jameson fcked my trip up royally.
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn Oh, did the rest of that text not send? I wasn't cute. I was the CUTEST. ;)
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn I think I have one or two pictures of me as a wee one. I wasn't that cute.
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn He's getting so big! :'( It's stressing me out. I can't seem to take enough pictures.
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn Same here. You've been here for all of it, and somehow you still put up with me. Love you, you silly goose. P.S., Logan may or may not be wearing those little booties you got us for Christmas.
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn I give him a special hug & kiss just from you every day. Because I know well enough. ;) We'll get together soon. Logan needs some ginger love.
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn It was nice! Good to get outside. And make Lucius hold the baby. Y'know. Standard stuff.
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn He's lucky he's so cute. Takes after his momma! 😍
Elouise Warrock	08/27/17	Autumn He's for sale. $5 or best offer.
Elouise Warrock	08/26/17	Autumn Oh, you know... Just snuggling! [IMG]
Elouise Warrock	08/25/17	Autumn I miss you!
Blaize E Summers	08/24/17	Red Sorry for my disappearance. I was having complications so I had to return to recovery. Plus, I needed a vacation. Saw Winter there for a bit... I didn't relax much.
Summer	08/21/17	Birthday Babe HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! I hope your day is fantastic. I just know this year is going to be your best yet. Of that I have no doubt. You deserve nothing but the best. In the box, you’ll find some earrings made by an artist here in Australia, made with opals mined here! And some emeralds for added elegance. They nearly called for me to buy them, knowing how amazing they’d look on you. Enjoy. I love you dearly!!
Atticus Hammond	08/15/17	"Well, red, seems we part as friends, then." He offers a hand to shake, seemingly pleased with the interaction. And, choosing to stick with the nickname than her actual name. But, it was nice to know if he had to call her out of a crowd. "Thanks for the chat. See you around, eh?"
Atticus Hammond	08/15/17	"E-readers are sh!t. Stick to books. They were never meant to be a dying medium." He replies with obvious conviction. "My mother was a librarian. S'pose the industry is just fine for a volunteer, but you'd sooner find me in a bookstore than shopping for e-books." There's an earnest passion in his tone, clearly having touched upon a subject of important with him. "Happy to find someone who understands the sentiment. Electronics are good for plenty... Just not the written word."
Atticus Hammond	08/15/17	"My mother lived in books. I'm just happy I didn't get something worse, like Ishmael or Gatsby. Atticus, I can work with." He offers a teasing frown, which quickly reverts back to an easy smile. "You're familiar with Harper Lee's books, then? Mockingbird is a classic. Couldn't put down the sequel, though."
Atticus Hammond	08/15/17	"I suppose you're more of a Greek buff than I am." He smirks, lifting a hand to dust off his shoulder. "I'm modestly well read. I do enjoy a good book. Why? Going to induct me into a book club?"
Atticus Hammond	08/15/17	"I'm named for the book character, not the philosopher. At least, that's what my mother told me. Hence 'Lee' as my middle name." He tilts his head. "Didn't catch a name there, red."
Atticus Hammond	08/15/17	"What? Sarcasm? From me? Impossible." Atticus grins. "Name's Atticus. And you are?"
Atticus Hammond	08/15/17	"Right. Thaaaaanks."
Soleil Whitaker	08/09/17	Soleil is very much aware that she's a long way from home. Anywhere outside the walls of the Compound, or away from the security of the New York brownstone could be considered a foreign place. London is no exception. Despite the New York-like bustle, the English hub often proves to be rather overwhelming for the young Whitaker. And she is not at all surprised by the sensation of nimble fingers reaching into her back pocket. Autumn Dalca just failed at stealing money from you! “My wife keeps telling me that my ass attracts unwarranted attention,” she laughs, turning to face the woman who’d just tried to rob her. Soleil immediately recognizes her petite frame and shockingly red hair - they’d passed each other in the Order’s halls once or twice. Perhaps that was the motivation behind trying to pickpocket her? With an amused grin, she adds, “That’s one way to greet a stranger."
Elouise Warrock	08/09/17	Autumn I will exchange one baby picture for every muffin.
Elouise Warrock	08/09/17	Autumn Send me baked goods. Pretty sure your baking cures cancer.
Elouise Warrock	08/09/17	Autumn I'm snuggling his little butt right now. Still doesn't change a thing.
Elouise Warrock	08/09/17	Autumn Of course it would be different. There was a time where I was included. Now everyone feels I must be left in the dark for my own protection.
Elouise Warrock	08/08/17	Autumn Of everything. I'm not being taken seriously because I'm a mother. Jameson is my husband, yet everyone is keeping me in the dark.
Elouise Warrock	08/08/17	Autumn He's getting in the way.
Elouise Warrock	08/08/17	Autumn I haven't heard anything since the night you left. I'm just sitting here, waiting for someone to tell me something about my husband.
Elouise Warrock	08/07/17	Autumn If it felt like we were married, I'd know, right? It shouldn't even be a question. I don't know.
Elouise Warrock	08/07/17	Autumn I don't actually know if we're still married. Is that weird? I guess it's weird.
Elouise Warrock	08/07/17	Autumn Ugh. I know. Check your email inbox. It'll be swarmed with Logan pictures imminently. Omg. Two months?? OMG. 9/27/17 will mark one year for Jameson and I. WTF on that account, too.
Elouise Warrock	08/07/17	Autumn All baby dates are Lucius-inclusive. Speaking of baby dates, I can't believe he's almost a month old. WTFFFFFFF. 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Elouise Warrock	08/07/17	Autumn He IS super snuggly. :') Skype date soon? You can see how much chunkier he's gotten.
Elouise Warrock	08/06/17	Autumn Logan misses you taking him for several hours so his mommy can go drink.
Summer	08/02/17	Domestic Goddess If you're still in a baking mood, Kiernan reports he likes 'samoas'. Didn't know what the fvck those were, so I googled them. Now I know why I didn't: guess they are Girl Scout cookies. I don't recall seeing any girl scouts come to our house growing up, haha. Probably were warned away by their parents. Anyway. So I guess just some coconuty, caramely, chocolatey goodness would do. You're the kitchen witch, I'm sure you could concoct something amazing of the sort. Winter stopped by for a visit. It sure was nice seeing his face. Where do you and Lucius live? I still owe you a visit.
Idris Mowbry	07/26/17	Pretty Lady [Picture Message] He is very, and I will never be. But here's my face for ya.
Summer	07/24/17	Funny Girl I laughed way too hard at your text. Maybe I should ask Kiernan if he was dropped on his head too. I don't think I know him well enough for that though. For real though, we have like, the entire Samsonite set worth of baggage. It's a cute set though. Best believe we pack our crazy stylishly! I'll ask Kiernan what type of cookie he likes. I meant it when I said we don't know a whole lot about each other. Knowing someone's Top Three Favorite Cookies seems pretty important, so I'll get on that crucial conversation as soon as I can. Tech stuff, eh? What exactly does Lucius do? Or is that 'proprietary information'?
Summer	07/24/17	Domestic Goddess My stomach just growled at the thought of your baking. There's one thing for your 'to-do' list. Send your dear, sweet, cooking-challenged sister a care package of noms?? You are smart as a whip, focused, driven, and talented. I have no doubt you'll figure out stuff soon. Meanwhile, enjoy the down time. You deserve it. Things are good on this end. Winter is here for a visit, which is nice. I haven't spent quality time with him since London I think. As for Kiernan, well, we went on a date. And I'm just adjusting to this idea that I'm someone who dates. Or is dated. It's weird. A very foreign concept. It is as jarring a thought as when I realized I had wings. Like, so I guess this is me now? He hasn't run, which means he deserves a medal of some sort, haha. At least a participants ribbon. "Survived a date with Summer and didn't lose my goddamned mind". I look forward to that care package. :D
Summer	07/24/17	Hot Stuff You still honeymooning? I hope so. I thought of you when I was shopping today. Check out these shoes I bought. For work, of course. They glow under black lights!
Elouise Warrock	07/23/17	Autumn I love Jameson. But that love pales in comparison to what I feel for this little boy.
Elouise Warrock	07/23/17	Autumn My happiness is a product of Logan's.
Elouise Warrock	07/23/17	Autumn My child is safe, and happy. Nothing else is as important.
Elouise Warrock	07/23/17	Autumn Waiting. Always waiting.
Elouise Warrock	07/23/17	Autumn There's something they're all not telling me. It can't be good.
Elouise Warrock	07/23/17	Autumn He's not my Jamie anymore.
Elouise Warrock	07/21/17	Autumn Just wanted to let you know (and Lucius), that everything's okay. I'll be fine. He's alive. He's with Noura and Jason. I guess...that's all that matters.
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	Elouise blinks, considering her words carefully. She recalled the prior discussion. She understood. "No. Not yet. If Logan is here...Jameson will come looking."
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	"I think you and Lucius both should go." She replied quietly. "Once the security system defaults." There is a stillness to her then, as looks her friend over. "I don't know what happens, now. With me, and with Jameson. I don't know if he's the same person. But..." She glanced down at Logan, allowing him to take hold of her pointer finger. "I have to be here for him. I have to see this through."
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	Bloodshot eyes stared up at Autumn, emotionless. "Jameson's..." She suddenly becomes aware of Logan's wailing, enough for her to pull back from Autumn and gather him up in her arms. "Jason's going to him. Noura's already there. Wherever the hell he is...everyone gets to know but me." There is an obvious resentment in her tone, now. "I love him. I love him enough to walk away from all of this...and I can't even get a phone call, or a text. Not even a mention of his well-being."
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	Autumn I'm in my room. Come take Logan, please.
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	Autumn that seems presumptuous~ i'm snugglin with the boy right now. bring cheeseburgers
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	Autumn I'll let u hold Wolverine
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	Autumn hungover am need food pls and champagne thank u pls bye
Elouise Warrock	07/20/17	Autumn omg where r u this bar is FULL of nice man butts
Elouise Warrock	07/18/17	Autumn You can hold him for as long as you want. Sh*t.
Elouise Warrock	07/18/17	Autumn Interim* kitchen wench, then. ...maybe one butt touch. But a nice touch.
Elouise Warrock	07/18/17	Autumn I guess I'll have to buy my bread from the store. You're my new kitchen wench.
Elouise Warrock	07/17/17	Autumn How good are you at making mac n cheese?
Summer	07/11/17	Baby sis How did you get so wise, sissy-pants? After reading your emails, I had a good long sit-n-stare with the wall. Well, me and my bong did. I think...I think I'm gonna try to take your advise. What's the worst that could happen? Or rather, what's the best that could happen? I could end up like you, blissed out and happy. I'm scared though. Anyway. Thank you for your words and wisdom. I still don't get how you got so wise!
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn He's my guy. Always will be. Might kick his ass when he comes home, but I'll always love him.
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn ...something about Jameson. I'd have a f*cking litter.
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn Mine work a little too well. Wolverine is a prime example of that.
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn I said something similar once...
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn Wishful thinking, on your part. You just want more babies. ;)
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn Hard enough to protect one child on my own. Wouldn't risk anymore.
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn He's so f*cking cute. But no more.
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn It's his smile!
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn He developed a cure for cancer.
Elouise Warrock	07/10/17	Autumn I think Logan is a baby genius.
Summer	07/09/17	Autumn I'm glad it makes sense. Things felt different when I returned; my body, myself- I respond differently to things? Like, spiritual places feel almost nourishing so to speak. Hell, maybe they are. I don't get it most of the time. Anyway, it's comforting to hear it isn't just me though. Related-unrelated-whatever- when you and Lucius first got together. Like, romantically. How did you get past the barriers? The mental ones? Sorry if that is too heavy to ask while you're trying to relax and bask in love!! You can respond later, when you're back to real life.
Summer	07/09/17	Autumn I can practically smell the flowers and spices, practically hear the sounds of the city streets and the languages around me. That temple though...I need to visit it. The picture alone looks very serene and close to source. If that makes sense. Being in those places makes me feel whole. I'm not even stoned, I mean it. I'm really glad you're having a sublime time. It looks relaxing and romantic-the exact combination for a perfect honeymoon, imo!
Elouise Warrock	07/09/17	Autumn Soon enough. Before he gets too big. He just woke up from his nap. HE. IS. SO. HANDSOME.
Elouise Warrock	07/09/17	Autumn He gave Summer a run for her money!
Elouise Warrock	07/09/17	Autumn He was 8 pounds at birth. Still premature. Pretty sure if I had carried him to term I would have ripped in half. WTF. Only four fingers. Total. He's got permanent Spock hands. KIDDING. He's all put together. I promise. And he has the cheesiest smile ever. :)
Elouise Warrock	07/09/17	Autumn He's so snuggly. And his tummy? Omg. His rolls have rolls. The boy is THICC.
Elouise Warrock	07/09/17	Autumn He's too fcking cute to be an Orlav. SO. FCKING. CUTE. UGH.
Elouise Warrock	07/09/17	Autumn He's good. I'm good. We're all good. And yeah! Logan Jameson Orlav. ...or Warrock. I think he's more of a Warrock.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn ...that might be perfect. Logan? Omg.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn I'm naming him Wolverine.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn Are you pregnant? Middle name it is then.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn Lucius Jr. it is!
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn Nope. Pretty sure he's the Enola Gay and my garden is Hiroshima. RIP.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn My secret garden was just weed-wacked by a f*cking tiny, screaming goblin. I'm naming him Hulk.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn ...sh*t. I'm straight out of ideas.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn Yes you do. Duh. Sit, stay, roll over, don't sht yourself...the mf basics. Rambo is a great fckin name. I'm going to name him Elouise Junior.
Elouise Warrock	07/08/17	Autumn Is it like a dog? I can't teach him tricks until he has a name, right? No. Jameson and didn't discuss names. I don't know if Rambo was legitimate or a joke, now...Omg. Can I name him Rambo?
Elouise Warrock	07/07/17	Autumn He doesn't have a name.
Elouise Warrock	07/07/17	Autumn; Lucius So... [IMG]
Summer	07/07/17	New Bride It looks like someone is living the sweet life- deservedly so! You know, I've never been to India. That picture alone has it bumping up the list. The food alone....omg the food. Get in mah belly.
Elouise Warrock	07/06/17	Autumn New life. Sometimes I forget he's happening.
Elouise Warrock	07/06/17	Autumn What if he doesn't want to come back?
Elouise Warrock	07/06/17	Autumn He's most likely dead. I should be, too.
Elouise Warrock	07/06/17	Autumn I'm not interested in a life without him.
Elouise Warrock	07/06/17	Autumn When I wake up every morning, there's a few minutes where reality hasn't yet set in. And then I reach for a man that isn't there, and it all comes crashing down again. I wasn't meant to do this alone.
Elouise Warrock	07/05/17	Autumn [IMG] :-(
Elouise Warrock	06/25/17	Autumn Thank you for this, Autumn. We'll talk more once you're here.
Elouise Warrock	06/25/17	Autumn Let me know when you arrive. I've established new security protocols.
Elouise Warrock	06/25/17	Autumn Jameson is missing. I don't know what to do.
Elouise Warrock	06/25/17	Autumn Do you have a secure line to communicate? Ask Lucius. This is serious.
Elouise Warrock	06/25/17	Autumn I need you.
Idris Mowbry	06/20/17	Autumn It's not nearly as bad as it sounds. The little ones are easy to deal with. My mother has an obsession with her stupid husband. I don't know why. Jace is nothing like a teddy bear. I got TeddyJace's arm, though. Wanna see?
Idris Mowbry	06/20/17	Autumn Yeah, my mom has been making them. They have homicidal tendencies or they are just really depressing. Their ring leader is a giant one named Teddy Jace who, after my last attempt on his life, disappeared somewhere into the castle catacombs.
Idris Mowbry	06/20/17	Autumn Hunt murderous teddy bears of terror. Peruse the castle grounds. There's a lot of hills and the ocean isn't far. The beach is quite nice. Also, the undead butlers will play hide and seek if you ask nicely.
Elouise Warrock	06/19/17	Autumn I love you, even married. You know I'm selfish.
Elouise Warrock	06/19/17	Autumn I don't know where tf Jason is. It doesn't matter, I'm up. I'm going to bake Winter cookies so he doesn't kill us all. I'm grumpy. GDI.
Elouise Warrock	06/19/17	Autumn Ellie will burn. Ellie wants to burn. Ellie has not slept in two days because Rambo is doing somersaults in her f*cking ovaries. I don't know where tf Jameson is. He only responds to my texts if I say I'm in labor.
Elouise Warrock	06/19/17	Autumn It can burn. My feet and ankles are so sore and swollen I wouldn't be able to help him, or escape.
Elouise Warrock	06/19/17	Autumn I live with Jameson. I will have a half-me, half-Jameson baby. My life has been over since he kissed me. So long as you, Summer, and Winter are here to take me out once this satan spawn is born, take as long as you'd like in India!
Elouise Warrock	06/19/17	Autumn Almost there still isn't THERE. I need this little assh*le out ASAP. India sounds lovely! Promise to send pictures. Now that my life is almost over, I will live vicariously through you.
Elouise Warrock	06/19/17	Autumn I'm fine, Rambo is ready to GTFO. Where are you honeymooning?
Elouise Warrock	06/18/17	Autumn Adore you and miss you. How is Lucy?
Idris Mowbry	06/15/17	Autumn Do you have any cats? I really like cats. And my cat is lonely. He needs friends besides me. Wanna come pet him?
Victor Lockheed	06/13/17	Thanks, Red. Good to be back.
Blaize E Summers	06/12/17	Red I love you as well, Little Red. I made my presence known to him just a minute ago. Hopefully, he doesn't take my text as a message from beyond the grave.
Blaize E Summers	06/12/17	Red It would be my honor.
Idris Mowbry	06/12/17	Le Gasp! What? Really? No foolin'? I mean, I may have one piece. Out of curiosity. Maybe two.
Summer	06/10/17	Autumn I'm really happy for you!
Summer	06/10/17	Autumn I wager I will be the last Summers. Guaranteed. Winter will find some fella who will sweep him off his feet, then I'll be the last man standing! I look forward to the party. I won't get too trashed, swear.
Summer	06/10/17	Mrs. I had this crazy dream a while back in which I got hitched (??!!) and you and Winter got super pissed at me for not inviting to the big event. Weird dream, yo. CONGRATS!!! I'm happy for you! And will 100% not be staying at Chez Honeymoon when I come to London! At least that settles that. Did you have a proper wedding? Did you wear white? Did you get presents? Are you going on a honeymoon? Those last two things are literally the only reason I can see to get hitched. And...did you change your name?
Elouise Warrock	06/10/17	Autumn My gift to you will be... Rambo! You can keep him! Woo!
Elouise Warrock	06/10/17	Autumn Omg. If you waited until after Rambo... He could be the flower boy. Or the ring bearer. And I could drink! BACHELORETTE PARTY.
Elouise Warrock	06/10/17	Autumn I'm so happy for the both of you! I love you! Now I have to go threaten Lucius.
Idris Mowbry	06/10/17	Very Excited You did?! And I wasn't invited?! I am wounded, Autumn... oh, wait. I heal fast. HA! Sure, sounds good to me! However... I will need to speak to your husband before I can confirm his entrance.
Blaize E Summers	06/10/17	Married in Red Well, Dalca has good taste, I will give him that. Though I'm not fond of this arrangement, I will not interfere. He's not the worst man to marry.
Idris Mowbry	06/10/17	HOT DIGGITY I was say HELL YEAH! I love new members!
Elouise Warrock	06/10/17	Autumn EXCUSE THE F*CK OUT OF ME??? CONGRATULATIONS. I JUST PEED MYSELF. AUTUMN!!!!!!!!!
Blaize E Summers	06/05/17	Red You may trust him with your life. I do not with mine. See you soon.
Blaize E Summers	06/05/17	Red Tell him personal business. Anything that doesn't involve me. Right now I only trust my family. I will be there.
Blaize E Summers	06/05/17	Red Of course you can see me. Tell me where, I will come.Just make sure you are not followed. And don't tell Lucius. Promise me.
Blaize E Summers	06/05/17	Red Hello, love. I'm sorry for the scare. I just had to...collect myself. Literally. I was in pieces.
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn Kick Jameson in the nuts, and you won't have to!
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn I'll send pictures of it. Kick him in the nuts, then. I don't care.
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn Nature can kiss my ass. I don't know if it will. Will Jameson still love me? What if it looks like a CSI crime scene?
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn It's called a voluntary c-section, my friend. Hell if I'm ruining my downstairs this early in life.
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn Yeah? Don't worry, I'll film the birth and send it to you. August 21st seems like a good birthday for Rambo. Let's do it.
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn When's your birthday? I can hold him in or squat him out. Gives me less dates to memorize.
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn Mid-August, bbygurl. You can help Jameson deliver said spawn, if you so desire. ...not that you would.
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn Booze and pot sound like a goddamn dream come true right about now.
Elouise Warrock	06/02/17	Autumn Of course I'll come. An excuse to have my three favorite siblings on one place?? I WISH I WASN'T PREGNANT. SO MUCH ALCOHOL AND DRUGS TO BE HAD.
Elouise Warrock	06/01/17	Autumn Visit from Winter? Summer? ...Summer's 'friend'? What kinda friend? OOOOO. It's a surprise, woman. Jeez. Trista is f*cking Satan. The visit went as expected.
Spring Taylor	06/01/17	Autumn Cheers for the f-cking mug. I'm going to draw hair on it, so it's a Jew douche muffin.
Elouise Warrock	06/01/17	Autumn I love your brother. And you. And Lucius. And Summer! How are you? When are you back in London? I have a present!
Summer	05/31/17	Autumn I forget that about you, your love and talent in cooking! Homecooked meals sound perfect. I fully understand the feeling of flitting about. Hell, I've only just started unpacking in my room in Sydney. Living out of a suitcase for nearly half leaves much to be desired. Funny, since not too lohg ago, I was stuck and unable to leave. One would think I'd hate to stay in one spot for too long. Which I guess is kinda true.
Summer	05/31/17	Autumn To answer your questions: I'm not entirely sure! I'm guessing I'll head back to Sydney after, unless something else catches my attention. I hadn't planned that far ahead. I have no idea if he eats or drinks. Make no fuss on our account. We'll be in and out anyway.
Summer	05/30/17	Autumn To be truthful, I hadn't thought that far ahead. I am not sure how long we are staying. It was intended on being a quick trip before knowing a visit was included. To my understanding, he mentioned he doesn't really sleep. So I guess he won't need a room. An empty balcony or quiet rooftop would be sufficient as far as I can tell. I don't care much for that town, Autumn. I very much treasure our visit in Paris. That was fun!
Summer	05/30/17	Autumn Of course the friend has a name. It's Kiernan. He's like me, kinda. Showing me the ropes 'n stuff. Maybe I can learn to control things without weed. Not that I want to. It's just a nice option, not having the monkey on my back. I'm surprised our idiot parents didn't not name one of us. Just...no name. Doesn't that seem like some dumb sh!t they'd pull? Fvck those guys. Hard. And not in the good way.
Spring Taylor	05/30/17	Autumn Lard didn't work. You think super glue will?
Spring Taylor	05/30/17	Autumn Casey is a f-cking freak. I'm going to cover him in f-cking toes so he offs himself.
Spring Taylor	05/30/17	Autumn Good point. I could put it with d-cktard's stank @rse toe collection. F-cking creeper . Gray's suits have the bloody Jew on them.
Spring Taylor	05/29/17	Autumn Why? I can just grow them in Gray's blimey closet or on D-cktard's bed. A present??
Summer	05/29/17	Autumn Damn shame. I guess I'll just empty the bottle then, lest it go to waste. A friend from Azhi.
Spring Taylor	05/29/17	Autumn Quite a bit. Gray got me a sapling f-cking junior for my sapling.
Summer	05/29/17	Autumn I'll be dragging a friend along for the ride. Does Blaize or Sky have a grave marker? Maybe I'll pop by and drop a flower or bottle off.
Summer	05/29/17	Autumn There is some loose strings that I need to handle in London, so I suppose a trip is in order regardless of phantom-not-phantom men. Plus, I think I can hear your plants crying from Sydney! It's just heartbreaking!
Summer	05/29/17	Autumn Mulțumesc, soră! Save travels back to the homeland. I was gonna head there myself, but that mysterious dude with messages from the grave stopped texting. Hmm, maybe I was just really fvkcin high and conjured up his existence entirely. I'm gonna go contemplate that right now.
Spring Taylor	05/27/17	Autumn I'm a better f-cking Jew than Gray.
Elouise Warrock	05/24/17	Autumn ...don't damage the baby makers. I expect a very large family. ...okay so maybe one kick.
Elouise Warrock	05/24/17	Autumn Best option? No. But it's a secure compound. He probably wouldn't drag my ass back if I went. Your poor brother is going to blow his brains out.
Elouise Warrock	05/24/17	Autumn Buffalo. I think I want to be with my mother. I think Winter would off himself if he had to endure her.
Elouise Warrock	05/24/17	Autumn I think I just need to leave Moscow for a while.
Elouise Warrock	05/24/17	Autumn Let me know when you're back in London. Maybe I'll come visit.
Elouise Warrock	05/23/17	Autumn Maybe he's having an affair. I don't know. I don't care, anymore. I'm used to not being enough.
Elouise Warrock	05/23/17	Autumn NO. ...I'm talking straight from my vay, girl. LOL. But seriously. Jameson is so cute. I have a feeling I'm going to end up with like...12 Orlavs.
Elouise Warrock	05/23/17	Autumn But... I'll give you babies!
Elouise Warrock	05/23/17	Autumn I'm willing to pimp you out to him from time to time. As long as I get snuggles. Jameson is the only other person who lets me drool on them. ...well. Winter does, but not really by choice.
Elouise Warrock	05/23/17	Autumn Will you marry me, then?
Elouise Warrock	05/23/17	Autumn So, what's the verdict? Do we like the family? Are we getting wifed up, here?! Omg. If not, you can always come co-parent Rambo with me.
Elouise Warrock	05/23/17	Autumn I'll always be here for Winter. And you, too. So sorry about your sister, gorgeous.
Summer	05/21/17	Autumn Good news about Spring. You stay safe as well. Have fun visiting the in-laws...I mean...Lucius' family! :D PS If you could pick up a bottle of Țuică while you're there, that'd be fantastic. Believe it or not, it's hard to find.
Elouise Warrock	05/20/17	Autumn You'll be his favorite aunt. ...not like you have much competition, but still.
Elouise Warrock	05/19/17	Autumn There is always FaceTime! ...and I play Rambo the voicemails you left me when he gets rowdy. He may just love you already. ❤️
Elouise Warrock	05/19/17	Autumn Rambo misses you too. He was calm af when you'd talk to him. Now he just kicks my bladder.
Elouise Warrock	05/19/17	Autumn Hey stranger. I miss you.
Spring Taylor	05/18/17	Autumn They make good businessmen. That's why I'm a Jew now. I'm wearing a f-cking pantsuit and everything.
Spring Taylor	05/18/17	Autumn Stupid f-cking gits. I have the best f-cking manners. I out manner the jew.
Spring Taylor	05/18/17	Autumn Chomp, chomp mother f-cker! Show that to Twitchy. That's going to be him if he f-cks around and sends me back to bloody manner t-ts school.
Summer	05/15/17	She took a while before responding to her sister. The angel was indeed triggered. The invocation of her presumably deceased brother. What she perceived was a brush off. Isolation from her family-a trigger very deeply ingrained and tangled with a host of other issues. The conclusion that Blaize was in hell. All the feelings surrounding that- running the gamut from fear to familiarity. Lastly, the meta notion of being triggered seemed to be a trigger. This man wanted to meet? She couldn't even read and respond to a text without her feathers getting ruffled. Literally. White wings stretched out, the pink tips brushing against furniture as she paced in her room. Space. She needed more space. Walking into the main room at the Azhi compound, Summer paced more, treading a path around the room. This man wanted to bequeath an estate here in Australia. The nerve. She'd moved into Blaize's home before, thinking she'd be with her family. Au contraire, the halls empty and cold with all her family enthralled elsewhere. It had been, unbeknownst to Summer, the straw that sent her deep. And now her brother sent a puppet to talk in his stead. Taking a deep toke, Summer sat back on an oversized chair. Feeling more herself, she replied. Autumn Alright I'm feeling a little better. Nothin a little herb can't fix. I am fairly certain his interest in talking to me has been rescinded after my last exchange. If I were to meet, my wings would be out. I'm not accustomed to having people see them. Isn't that funny? I take off my clothes for money, but won't let just anyone see that one part of me. Sure. If Blaize can send a spokesperson, so can I, right? I only want words, something he never gave to me anyway. I have exchanged about three texts with this mystery man and it is nearly a longer convo than any I had with Blaize. I do not accept the estate. Or any monetary inheritance. I'll send you my short list of charities for those. I miss him too. And worry for him, especially if he is where I think he is. I appreciate you, sissypants.
Summer	05/15/17	Autumn I already told him where I am. I'm presently on holiday in Santorini, trying to fvcking relax but there's too many god damned tourists and I these texts from this fvcking grifter.... I need to blow off some steam. So help me god, if a hot cabana boy walks by, I'm gonna play "fvck, marry, kill" on one single person. I don't think I can meet this person face to face. I can't keep it together. My wings...and...I can't. I'm trying but I can't figure out how to control it. Aside from blessed drugs.
Summer	05/15/17	Autumn Sober. Yes. Again, still. Who fvckin knows. If I were a good angel, I'd listen. Do unto others and all that horse sh!t. You're the one he wants to talk to. That has been made abundantly clear.. Apparently there is an estate in Australia. Perhaps you can stay there and regale me with the story someday.
Summer	05/15/17	And just like that, her newfound buzz started to wear off as her wings threatened to make another appearance. Letting out a hiss of steam, Summer tapped out her reply. Autumn I concur with all of what you say. However. This supposed "inheritance"? Don't want it. Information about Blaize? Blaize spoke approximately three sentences to me since I got back (NOT an exaggeration). And now he sends some sulphuric lackey to have a conversation?
Summer	05/15/17	Autumn I got a text from some bellend talking about Blaize. Never got his name, didn't care to ask. Just replied, actually. It...got me worked up. Smoking now to settle myself. Be careful with him.
Mackenzie	05/14/17	You'd think the Realm would realize that Mackenzie Brooks has a low bullsh-t tolerance, but no. Apparently not. There are still some who think the seasoned veteran of mayhem is someone to be trifled with, and it rather amuses her. The girl who chooses to test those boundaries this evening is far from slick, chubby fingers digging right into her pocket and wiggling as if she had all the room in the world. What is with this millennial generation in the Realm? Tact has gone out the window, obviously. No care to perfect their skills, and it is both sad and unimpressive. Nevertheless, Mackenzie sighs and allows the girl to think she's doing a great job, even going so far as to slow her pace as she walks. There is a small amount of cash in her pocket, and obviously this girl needs it more than her. Poor thing. A icy cold glance is tossed over her shoulder, blue eyes boring into the girl. She'd take the money, and Mackenzie would give her a tip. "Next time, try to pick a less alert target." Autumn Summers just stole $87.00 from you!
Summer	05/03/17
Elouise Warrock	05/03/17
Jameson Orlav	05/03/17	flexes
Jameson Orlav	05/03/17
Caitlyn Darrow	05/02/17	Inadvertently shoves poster in face Does this make me look sexy?
Elouise Warrock	05/02/17	Oh my god. I love you.
Summer	05/01/17	Hellcat Well, that certainly isn't the news I was expecting. Be careful. He's been nice to me, but I know that's just one aspect of him. ....Autumn....the Brothers are there. I saw them. I thought they were my punishment. Just...please stick to Lucius' side. Like glue. Above all-fvcking come back to me. Don't stay down there. I don't care how great it is or if you don't find Blaize or if he doesn't want to return. Come back. I need you to promise. I can't fvcking lose any more of you.
Summer	05/01/17	Summer stared at her phone and tried to remember if vampires could get pregnant. What else could Autumn be so hush-hush about? Trying to hold down excitement at being an auntie, she sent her reply. Hot Mama My lips are sealed. What's up?
Elouise Warrock	05/01/17	To be clear, Elouise and Autumn were most certainly sneaking away with Summer to learn how to poll dance. Fck Lucius. Well, wait. Lucius is nice. "You had every right to be mad. I was totally* insensitive..." Without another word, the blonde give an awkward, one armed hug to the ginger, having to stoop since she's 'fun-sized'. "You're my best friend too."
Elouise Warrock	05/01/17	For the record, Elouise probably would have preferred her nude. Nevertheless, she stuffs her working hand into the pocket of her jeans, feet scuffing the floor beneath her. "I'm sorry I lied, and made you worry, and hurt you. I was reckless, and unfair, and stupid." After a painful pause, she lifts her gaze. "You were right."
Elouise Warrock	04/30/17	As it was clear that Autumn would be ignoring her texts, (she was, of course, unaware the woman had broken her phone), Elouise manages to get herself out of bed to go and knock on the door that no doubt housed Lucius and Autumn on the other end. "Are you still ignoring me? Can we talk, please?" She pauses. "...it's Elouise, in case you didn't realize." Smooth.
Idris Mowbry	04/30/17	Autumn We leave tomorrow. I'll make preparations. I will come to you in Moscow.
Summer	04/29/17	Juggling her purse, two bouquets of flowers, a suitcase, a laptop carrier and a joint delicately grasped between two fingers, Summer was unable to fish her phone out of her purse. Had she known an obituary was needed for yet another of her fiery sister's devices, she'd not even considered it. Ringing the doorbell again, she lifted her chin up and yelled in a sing-song voice, loud enough to wake the dead, "Elouise! Autumn!!! I'm here! Open the f-cking door, I'm freezing my god damned t!ts off out here!"
Elouise Warrock	04/29/17	Autumn I'll get out of bed and come to your room if you don't answer. Your choice.
Elouise Warrock	04/29/17	Autumn Are you still ignoring me?
Summer	04/29/17	Autumn Sissypants- I just landed (omg finally). I have a driver- now I just need the address. And any code or whatever to get in. Name on the list, whatever. I guess I could tell security I am there for Elouise's stripper lessons. They'd be like "oh yea, we've been expecting you". Winter is being curious. Like, more so than normal. If you see him before I arrive, stall his ass. I need to see him.
Jameson Orlav	04/29/17	Autumn It's alright. I'm taking care of it. Elouise is not going to be leaving the compound for a while. She bares a striking resemblance to Rapunzel, don't you think?
Elouise Warrock	04/29/17	Autumn Oh my god. I didn't even leave The Order's grounds. If you had bothered to check beyond my room, you'd know that. I lied because I'm not supposed to be out of bed, Autumn. I have protection, I'm not an idiot. And Jason is patrolling, regardless. Autumn Don't bring my fcking kid into this, or our friendship. You know I love you, Autumn. You have no idea how frustrated I am, sitting in that room all day, totally fcking hapless. I needed to feel the air on my bones. Is that so much to ask? For a moment to myself, outside of that glorified prison cell?
Elouise Warrock	04/29/17	Autumn I didn't ask Jameson to square away babysitters. I went for a walk, Autumn, because I wanted to be alone. Keep Jameson out of this.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Autumn I'll be home shortly. Don't worry about it, Autumn. I'm a f*cking adult.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Autumn I, quite honestly, have no idea what you're talking about. I'm right where you left me. Go to sleep, Autumn.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Autumn Walking my goldfish.
Summer	04/28/17	Autumn I don't care how cute a pilot or the flight attendant is, how much complimentary champagne they keep pushing on me, or how much leg room I have on this Dassault Falcon- transcontinental flights are a f-ckin drag. I think we're somewhere over Kazakhstan right now. I'm just really looking forward to seeing you and Winter. Maybe Blaize's...disappearance? Death? Maybe it's hitting harder than I thought. Could be why I'm spending my time fantasizing putting one of my feathers into whoever shot Elouise's eye. God, that'd be glorious. Ooo, they're bringing me fresh baked cookies. See ya soon!
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Autumn You know where the extra rooms are? I love you tons!
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	-squints at- What the hell are you still doing here? Oh. Oh wait. Are you and Lucius staying on the compound? You probably should. -pokes arm- ...speaking of, he's probably missing you. I've hogged enough Autumn time today.
Summer	04/28/17	A Moscow is only 7 hours behind Sydney time. Trippy, yea? I know Lucius has some business to tend to- making my vials!!! Or, you know, whatever you guys got going on. 😇
Summer	04/28/17	Autumn Hmm. In Moscow? I suppose I could use some vodka and borscht. Not together though. That is disgusting. I just texted a pilot I know. Don't ask. Or ask, I am an open book. Anyway. He says if I get my ass to the airport now, it's about an 18 hour flight. So...see you tomorrow? I'll bring some "medicinals" for El. Wait, she's still pregs. Okay, more for me then.
Summer	04/28/17	Autumn daze Mushrooms: I like to eat them and apparently I am one- I had not heard any pregnant women had been shot. Who the f-ck is gonna be on the business end of a roasting spit for f-cking with our girl? Mushrooms, roasting spits...apparently I am hungry!
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	If only. -yawns again- I'm not even tired, I swear. -leans on, already drooling-
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Is that so? Well, your in my...arm. So. -tired yawn- We can always run away together, any time. I'm sure Jameson wouldn't mind.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	It's just a snack... -pouts- Of course I'll share with you! You're my sister-friend.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	...two pizzas. Extra cheese. And extra meat. All of the meats. -nods- Oh! And mozzarella sticks, French fries...I'm not really that hungry, so maybe just one extra order of pierogies with that.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Oh. Jameson usually just brings stuffed-crust pizza. -snickers- I am literally counting down the days until Rambo is here. ...mama needs tequila.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Sh*t. You caught my plan. -blinks- I can buzz him in, if he'd like. He doesn't have to lurk like he's my ex-husband.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	I only have a half-brother, and he's a sh*t. I can imagine... -wraps good arm around- I'm sure it has been, babes. But, we can be miserable together, right? ...red wine date later?
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	What? -squints- Oh. Oh my god. Autumn. -reaches for hand- Sorry, my brain is so foggy.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Well, if I wasn't shot, or, y'know, pregnant, I'd be in a position to be useful to my husband. -licks cream cheese off a finger- So instead, I get to sit here and wonder if anyone has died yet. It's great.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	-tired smile- Thanks, Autumn. That means a lot. -sighs- I'm useless, so...I'll just be here, eating.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Well, it's not like I'll be going anywhere. And I have Winter! -prods with good arm- Thanks for coming. You really didn't have to.
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	Food is always welcome! -already trying to stuff bagel into her mouth- ...m'fine. You?
Elouise Warrock	04/28/17	-drugged and grumpy- Too early for... -food is mentioned- I mean, hi! Come in.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn And a vampire cannot pay in demonic power, can she? ;) Don't worry about it, toots. He will. And if he's afraid you will be in danger, you won't. You guys will be invisible to all denizens of the underworld. Nifty trick I picked up. As for Kai...I'm working on that.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn Let me worry about that. The price is easily taken care of. Now if you can get me someone who has lots of power I can make it happen. However, you will need to follow everything I say. No exceptions.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn You're still my soulmate!
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Why didn't I marry you?
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn He has the ability to grant demonic energy to anyone. At a price. We are going to need a LOT of power if we go that route.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Hey, at least love and marriage came before the baby. I'm a hot mess, so I even surprised myself with that one.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn We can see if there's a demon willing to make a deal with him. He's dead, though, so he has nothing to trade... We could just ask Lucifer.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn See, Jameson disguised his proposal as a business trip. ...and then we got sh*t faced and then married. Same scenario created Rambo. 😎
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn I mean "does." Nobody becomes a demon of their own free will unless it's a mortal making a deal. Damned souls stay damned souls... Well, not always. There's certain exceptions...
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn He's a keeper. I'd put a ring on that, if I were you...
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn So long as you don't tattle to Lucius! He's incredibly anal retentive over my diet. London was a trip with him.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn ...secret red wine date? Pretty please? 😇
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn I think I'm just overtired. Winter is here now. See you soon?
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn Well, you can carry him in a little bottle for the rest of your life? The only other way around it is to make him a demon, and nobody die that willingly.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn Oh... that could be difficult. Getting a demon out of Hell is one thing but a soul of the damned? That's a recipe for disaster. He could become a ghoul, a poltergeist, even a Lich! The last one is, like, worse case scenario. They're really bad.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn No, I won't give it up. Not unless it's what's best for him. Of course he's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Jameson is the love of my life. I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't met him.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Sometimes love just complicates things.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn I'm not a stellar person. He definitely does.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn How should I know he'd become a monster? I never get the full story anyway.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Yes. I couldn't place why, at first. The box of photos Jameson keeps in his desk drawer confirmed my assumptions. Cole was his friend, once. His colleague, confidante. Everything.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn LoL, you funny. But seriously?
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn I almost got my son killed. Point blank range, Autumn. That lunatic could have done whatever he wanted, and I put myself into the situation because my curiosity got in the way of sensibility. Autumn Do you have any idea what that would have done to Jameson? He deserves a wife who doesn't do reckless sh*t, and a baby whose mother can protect it.
Jameson Orlav	04/27/17	Autumn Maybe not. But I'm sure there is no place for you in hell, either. Your curse should not dictate your eternity, my friend. As for Lucius... He loves you. If you never heed another piece of advice from me again; follow your heart in all things. He will come around, or he won't. But you already know what's right or you wouldn't be asking.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn I'd be just as safe with Trista. And then Jameson wouldn't to worry. Autumn I put a helpless life in the line of fire. My judgement is sht. So I'll do what Jim needs and say what he needs to hear. I shouldn't have been so fcking stupid.
Jameson Orlav	04/27/17	Autumn What's this about? Are you alright?
Jameson Orlav	04/27/17	Autumn That is a very hard question. It honestly would depend on the circumstances and the livelihood of everyone involved. Elouise and Noura mean everything. And my son... Autumn I have to believe in hell. I find that I need to believe there is some eternal justice for the evil in the world.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn A soul doesn't equate to living! Anything with free will has a soul! He may be in Purgatory, as well, if he was a vampire like the rest of you. If a creature lives by instinct and that ends up causing misfortune to others they go there. Why do you wanna find him? Final gikdbyes?
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn I think it would be easier for Jameson if I weren't in Moscow at all, but... I know. But I'm stressed. I worry for his sanity, sometimes, dealing with all of this. It's too much of a burden for any man, even my husband.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn Oh geez. That's tough. I can't do it but if we know the person in questions prime sin we can go to the designated ring in Hell and inquire. Why for?
Jameson Orlav	04/27/17	Autumn There are few people whom I would give my life for. My sister is one of them.
Idris Mowbry	04/27/17	Autumn What can I do for ya?
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Don't think me obstinent when I insist that I am not helpless. Pass that along to my husband, because I don't think he believes me when I say it isn't his fault. I don't want him beating himself up. He has enough to worry about.
Jameson Orlav	04/27/17	Autumn Of course he is welcome. Time is not a problem. You understand where I am coming from here, I'm sure. If anything happens where I need to be away, I just need someone around who we trust. Elouise kind of loves you, so I think that fits the bill.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Don't come just because Jameson asked. I'm assuming he did, because I'm not stupid.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Aw. I love you. But, I think this is Jameson's mission. I'll see you soon, yeah? Can't be locked inside forever.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn I know. And I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't need you plagued with more worry or grief. I'm comfortable, I'm safe, and Jameson takes care of me. You can't help the past, right?
Jameson Orlav	04/27/17	Autumn I might, but he's mine. El is doing okay, but may need an extra set of eyes in the future, possibly disguised as a friendly visit. Are you picking up what I'm throwing down, ging?
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	Autumn Look, I should have been more careful. But also, it's just a shoulder wound. I'm fine.
Elouise Warrock	04/27/17	AUtumn ...unhappy?
Elouise Warrock	04/26/17	Autumn Okay, so first, relax. I'm fine. Jameson took it out and stitched me up, and now I'm sitting pretty with a bag of Cheetos. And...Jameson's former best friend / Noura's ex-boyfriend? I don't know, it's 900 shades of really fcked up around here. Autumn* Like I said, though: I. AM. FINE.
Elouise Warrock	04/26/17	Autumn People get shot all of the time. It's fine! Autumn ...so the cat's out of the bag.
Elouise Warrock	04/26/17	Autumn Chalk it up to a Freudian slip? Please?
Elouise Warrock	04/26/17	Autumn I'm here no matter what, but you know that. Lucky for you, I'm resilient. Bullets don't got sht on me. Autumn* Hypothetically, of course.
Elouise Warrock	04/26/17	Autumn Forget about me. Are you okay? Are you in London? I can get on the next flight if you need me. I'm so sorry, babes.
Elouise Warrock	04/26/17	Autumn How are Lucy and the sibs? I'm not allowed to leave the compound at the moment. And I'm boooooored.
Elouise Warrock	04/26/17	Autumn Hey, BFF. I miss you!
Summer	04/25/17	Autumn It definitely does hurt. Hang in there, sweets. If you need anything, let me know. I love you too.
Summer	04/25/17	Autumn I've heard from Winter. He's the last brother remaining. ..... I'm doing alright. As I told Winter, I guess maybe since I've been to the other side, I know it isn't that scary. I know maybe we'll see him again? Then again, I've never been the most balanced individual. So who knows. I'm glad you're hanging in there. And I'm glad for Lucius. I know you and Blaize had a bond. I...have few words of comfort. Other than if we don't see him again, I'm sure he told lucifer to unseat the throne and to gtfo. But I remain hopeful. He's stronger than me, and I made it out. He can too.
Summer	04/25/17	Autumn I heard the news. How are you holding up, baby sis?
Spring Taylor	04/24/17	Autumn I don't f-cking know. Maybe? When was the last you heard from that slow @rsehole?
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn I dressed up as a playboy bunny for Easter. ...except the zipper got stuck. And then Jameson said putting on clothes was a waste of effort still together. Needless to say, I've still got it. Or he has brain damage. ;)
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn Speaking of, you would be so proud of me.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn I'm more partial to Grant Ward. I'd climb that like a pole in a SECOND. So would Jameson, apparently. Omfg.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn ...fair. Rambo is going to be lethal af. I'll just say 'cheese sandwich' in German and wake him up, Winter Soldier style.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn It's not that pretty of a language. But Jameson could make anything hot. And he's like...weirdly obsessed with turning my damn baby into a sleeper agent.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn I agree! Any romance language is, really. Jameson speaks...Czech? Polish? I don't know. I don't understand it, but we play tapes to Rambo in his mother tongue.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn I know Spanish, and how to speak drug dealer. Useful as hell.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn Me llamo un poco pero no más bien. Todo lo que necesitas saber decir es 'más vino' y 'te quiero'. En el espíritu de eso, te amo mucho. ...I have a lot of time on my hands.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn Well, it's usually fine. But I'm getting fat and have to pee all of the time. Now I'm eating cheetos in bed. This is true damn love.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn Adventuring is for days when my back isn't killing me / when Jameson isn't needy AF. Today, my back is killing BECAUSE Jameson is needy AF. ;;))
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn My lips are sealed! I'm never leaving this bed. I'm comfy AF.
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn Pregnant, not dead. ;) Oh, omg. Okay. Are you two having fun?
Elouise Warrock	04/17/17	Autumn WHAT?! Hold on. I need to put clothes on.
vamp_goku	04/16/17	Happy Easter! Muahaha!
Idris Mowbry	04/16/17	-Comes hopping by in a bunny suit with an orange tabby cat sidekick in his basket- -hands his adopted sister a basket full of different wines, chocolates, a customized wine glass with her name on it, and stuffed rabbit- "Happy Easter! -Hops away to his next victim-
Elouise Warrock	04/16/17	Autumn My gorgeous best friend! Happy Easter! What are you and Lucius up to today?
Elouise Warrock	04/14/17	Sistah I already ate all of my Easter chocolate. ....can I blame Rambo?
Idris Mowbry	04/13/17	Autumn Whenever you want! We are inordinately not busy. I've been renovating a lot.
Elouise Warrock	04/12/17	Autumn I love you, and I love Lucius and I appreciate you both! I left you both a note and a nice bottle of red. Sick dog emergency!
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	-pads in- -wearing Panda onesie, hood and all- I know I snore, mmkay. -big, sleepy baby- I'm here for pizza. And to use you as a human pillow again.
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn Sorry I fell asleep and drooled at brunch. And in the Maserati after brunch. And on your lap while we watched The Notebook. Generally just sorry for drooling. ...who tf carried me to bed? I'm so comfy. What's for dinner? Donuts?
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	-stalks in- -actually put together- You kind of look like the llama, f-y-i. -beams- Alright, woman. I'm starving, I require a limited quantity of alcohol, and some serious girl talk.
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Slave Driver The jeans are on, woman. And the real bra. So, you're getting the whole show. I can't wait until I'm a mom and no one can judge me for walking around like the hot mess I am.
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn Wtf. It's brunch, not a wedding. FINE. Some sort of vacation... I'm only putting real pants on because I want waffles like no ones f*cking business.
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn Who wants their...y'know what, nevermind. I love you. I literally love you so much.
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn Okay, Ms. Adorable. You've redeemed yourself. Can we go get brunch? I want a mimosa.
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn That's because my husband is a buzzkill. Omfg. Damages?? YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME. Except I crash and burn while walking, so...
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn You won't let me drive the car, Lucius won't let me have red wine... What fresh hell is this?
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn When do I get to drive the car?
Elouise Warrock	04/10/17	Autumn I am NEVER leaving this bed. Autumn ...well now I have to pee.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Sistah I'm good at persuading people. I'm married to Kai, he's the most stubborn man I've met in my life. I can give you guys a glimpse of it!
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Sistah If he wants to come visit with you ,too, that's alright! We have plenty of room. If needed be we can drug him until we've had our fun in Hell. I'm kidding. Ish.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Sistah Did you let him know I am the Heir to the throne of Hell? Or that there is a beach and spa and it's just a very nice local. Never anyone there since the demons are always on the job and the sinners are all kept in their designated Rings of Pain.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Adopted Sister Oh awesome! I've never had a sibling. Just a little cousin. He's awesome. Be sure to mention spa time and beaches and all of it is free. I got the connections.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	Not even for naming rights?! -pouts- Alright. Fine. I'll live vicariously through you. Rambo may never forgive you, though.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	-squints- I trust you. For now. -blinks- If you let me drive this around a cul-de-sac, I'll let you name this baby.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	...fine. Fine. -hair flip- You know how to drive? Right? You're a good driver? I don't have my license.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Sistah Awwwwwww you're so sweet~ He would be mad...he likes my face. He's told me a lot. One day I'll give Lucifer the good ole One Two Buckle My Shoe. Or something. But a trip to Hell would be fun. It's not all fire and brimstone like everyone thinks. It's like an alternate reality or something.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	-pauses at the car- -stares blankly- Autumn. Do I look like someone who is capable of going without tequila and weed any longer than I already have? This is not human. And neither is the thing inside me. Definitely a f*cking alien.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	-pft's- -links arms with- He'll survive. And he'll be the perfect example of why birth control is so important! If I ever think a second kid is a good idea, just like, send me the recording of this one's birth. That'll change things.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Sistah True! I know you could knock my block off! I also kinda beat the sh!t outta the King of Hell. Not Lucifer. He's above my pay grade. Next guy down.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	Yeah, well Noura's one of a kind. But she's family. -pulls out phone- Okay, okay. I'll ask! -snickers- Really? He can take Rambo any time, then. Like, say, for the first 18 years of his life.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Sistah from anotha Mistah Really?! I need it. I like modelling and all but if Kai saw how touchy these people get we would have a mass homicide on our hands. It would be sexy, but we don't need that kind of attention. As for the trip to Hell, I know a back way. And demons typically leave me alone down there since I'm stronger when down under. They're scared of me, can you believe it?
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	He must be close to some sort of break-through. I've just been harassing his sister while he's working. It's fun! Except I'm sort of afraid she's going to murder me one of these days. Anyways! -prods- ...what's that look for, giggles? Something you'd like to share with the class?
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Best Season Right? It's why I can't get a real job. My records all say I'm 7. So I do modelling here and there. I can take you there sometime. It would be like a day or two trip but it's not as bad as people let on.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	I have a suitcase full of corn chips and got a pocket knife through airport security. I definitely have everything I need. -clears throat- Jameson got caught up. Y'know. With work. Is Winter in London? It's been like, two days. But I'm having cuddle withdrawal. The man's cuddle game is on point.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Best Season Yup. I turn 8 on the 24th. I was raised in Hell where time goes faster. One year is, like, 4 down there. Trippy, huh?
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	Sure, I like tofu. Just as much as I like, say, fascism and my mother. -beams right back- Tofu is sh*t, and it gives people Alzheimer's.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	He is? I knew I liked him. -narrowly remembers suitcase- And the flight was great, minus needing to pee every 20 minutes. But Jameson paid for first class...not that he knows that.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Best Season Well, I used to play music a lot. Most of my life has been confined to a limited space with little free time of my own. My past is pretty weird. Has Kai told you I'm actually 7?
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Best Season It can be but it's been a rather slow week. I haven't had much free time until recently so I haven't done much. Now that I think about it, the only people I spend time with are my husband and mother. That's embarrassing.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Best Season Well, he's off on another trip. I'm just being a leader and junk. My people are all doing their own thing and I'm here... making paper airplanes and throwing them at my cat. It's important coven business, ya know.
Idris Mowbry	04/09/17	Best Season Ey, yo gurl! How have you been? It feels like I haven't seen you in forever! You shoudl come visit some time. I think you, Kai and I should have a night out. Burn down some buildings. Cause a tasteful amount of chaos. That kind of stuff.
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	Autumn Oh. Did you like, bring an oven roasted turkey instead? That'd be fortuitous AND amazing. -drops suitcase- -jumps / hugs- Ohemgee. It's been like...weeks! Weeks that felt like years!
Elouise Warrock	04/09/17	Autumn I just landed, hoe. There better be a hot red head holding a sign with my name on it at the gate! Or, y'know, I'll catch a taxi.
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn I'll just give the uggos to Noura. Who am I kidding, my kids are gonna be cute af! Kid. My kid is gonna be cute af.
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn You've seen Jameson's sister, right?? I think he just got lucky. If I'm the only one bringing a good pedigree, to this scenario who KNOWS how these kids are gonna end up.
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn The Orlav-only basketball team needs alternates, omg. But what if they're all cute??
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn Omfg. Give it another year. I'm gonna have like 10 babies spontaneously. You can pick your favorite!
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn I am happy! Which is why it's nothing more than hormones. Pregnancy, man. I don't recommend it.
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn Don't worry, I'm over the puking part. Now I just lay around and cry for no reason.
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn I'm gonna kiss your face off! Or hug. Probably at least one kiss. 😉 And then we're gonna go eat until I puke!
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn I can handle him. Well, Jameson can. I don't engage. Suffice to say he and my mother go hand-in-hand in f*cking my life up!
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn I don't care if Lucius knows. He might have to keep you from coming to Moscow and murdering Cal. Jameson has him locked in the basement. 😊
Elouise Warrock	04/07/17	Autumn Wait. Seriously? I mean, I know I don't talk about it, but... I figured I'd have at least told you! It's kind of long story. Maybe talk about it on Sunday?
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn My first husband? He's .15th of a human. You can meet him next time we're in Moscow. Haven't we ever discussed Calvin?
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn I'm not a wench! I've been with 1.5 guys, you skank! Well. Like 1.25? 1.15?
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn I'm not a total idiot. I got the sense he wasn't the 'friend' type. But if he's your family, I'm going to make an effort to be kind. Because I love you, b*tch.
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn It's just know to know what you think of me. Selfish isn't something that comes to mind when I think of you. Caring, kind-hearted, stubborn. No opinion that might hurt, though.
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn The last thing you should be is worried about me. I'm a big girl. I can handle my own sh*t. I only care about what makes me happy, after all.
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn What do you mean? I'm peachy. What about you?
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn Right. How might that be an advantage, exactly?
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn He has Jameson. He'll be fine.
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn Babies do need clothes and shoes. From what I've heard, at least.
Elouise Warrock	04/06/17	Autumn Yeah? Like what?
Elouise Warrock	04/05/17	Autumn I'm just making everything about me. :-)
Elouise Warrock	04/05/17	Autumn Wow! Tell me how you really feel, why don't you. I'll just stay here, where I'm not a nuisance. Jesus.
Elouise Warrock	04/05/17	Autumn Are you saying I'm not charming enough? AM I NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH ANYMORE?! I'M GONNA BRING SEXY BACK. I'M GONNA BRING SEXY BACK ALL OVER BLAIZE.
Elouise Warrock	04/05/17	Autumn I didn't force my love on you! ...I did a little, but not a lot! I just want him to not dislike me. I'm fine with whatever isn't hate, at this point.
Elouise Warrock	04/05/17	Autumn WTF. What do I get, then? I just want him to be my boo, like you and Winter and Summer are!
Elouise Warrock	04/05/17	Autumn Will he snuggle with me? And watch Netflix with me? And love me forever?
Elouise Warrock	04/05/17	Autumn Why isn't Blaize as much fun as Winter? I am determined to make that broody ginger my friend.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn This baby is already trained to kill. And the display cases are baby-proofed! Don't knock it. It's gonna look cool af.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn Why is it creepy? They're quality decorations! And a whole series of bayonets and knives. And some defused land mines and grenades, too.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn But you'll like the prezzies! Aw. 💛💛 I just bought a giant collection of antique guns to hang in the nursery. Omggggggg.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn Sorry. :) I can't wait to see you. And smother you. And I have presents!
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn RYAN GOSLING IS HOT AND I'M WEEPY, OKAY. I WANT TO WATCH ROM-DRAMS WITH MY BEST FRIEND. HUMOR ME, DAMN IT.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn No, I'm talking about unrealistic true love with unrealistically beautiful people, and at some point someone dies.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn Oh my god. What a beautiful friendship we have. You tell me what porn is, I show you want true love is, via books and films. BEAUTIFUL.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn What?? The Notebook! Oh my god. We're going to watch all of Nicholas Spark's movies now.
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn No need for debate! I'll give him a ball of yarn, or something. He'll be busy for hours. And then we get to watch The Notebook and cry together! :)
Elouise Warrock	04/04/17	Autumn You *****. Sorry, hormones talking. Yes, assuming Jameson comes. He might be busy poking around in a chest cavity!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Hey, you may have been friends first, but I got snuggles first! And it's worth sweeping up the glitter, thaaaank you~. And then you can take Jameson out and do something fun, and Lucy and I can like...play Battleships.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Fair warning, I will require at least one full day of snuggles. And movies. Mostly the snuggles, because I've been severely lacking. And I'll only glitter-bomb you once.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn You should know by now, I will eat whatever you put in front of me. Jameson will be happy that someone can cook for him. I used to just bake pot into everything.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn ... :( Okay, Polish for Jameson then? Pierogies, kielbasa, just not tripe soup. Except he doesn't really like Poland. But I want pierogies, so he'll get over it.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Burritos, taquitos, tamales, nachos, churros, steak, mashed potatoes, pork chops, mashed potatoes, roast beef, steak, ribs, mashed potatoes...did I mentioned steak or mashed potatoes?
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Yes. Sold. Yes. Breakfast. Yes please. You're the best! :)
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn If Jim-Jam comes, we'll probably go to the hotel. Y'know, relive the romance of our wedding. ...might even break another beer bottle over his head for old time's sake.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Probably not, but feel free to ask. If I show my face to ask, he'll find me. And I don't want to be pranked. I'm afraid. Can we go dancing?!
Summer	04/03/17	Sis I’m back home. Annnddd it doesn’t suck. Not at all.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Omg. Yes! I booked tickets. See you Sunday, bff. You can talk to the lil nugget all you want!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Yes it is! And yes you are! Isn't he perfect? It kinda looks like he's waving. ...at his Aunt Autumn. ;)
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Side note: [IMG]
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn I just asked him if he wanted to be! I'm still pushing for you stealing a baby so we can co-mom together. Rambo needs cousins to beat the sh*t out of!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn I'm self-conscious, okay. Thank god this kid has you and Jameson, because I'm a damn MESS. ...Auntie Autumn. :)
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn JFC. I keep Jameson happy! I HAVE MOVES. THESE HIPS DON'T LIE, OKAY. ...why am I like this.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn :( I don't know how to do sexy! I'M NOT A GOOD WIFE.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn He hits ON me. Like all of the time. Emotionally battered. I'm a victim of PH!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn I'm a battered woman, Autumn. I deserve those owls!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn omfg. I'm about to buy four more puppies and a f*cking owl sanctuary. Leverage, baby!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn His phone background is me elbow deep in BBQ ribs. And mine is when I got him really high and dumped pancake mix on him. I guess I don't really need to know, do I? I love him no matter what. Autumn HELL NO. PORN HUB?
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn WELL THEN WHAT IS IT? MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Omfg. Fine. Autumn OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, EW. I KNEW HIS PIZZA HUT APP WAS DIFFERENT THAN MINE.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn What's porn?
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn What? ... What? That's sex?! I HAVE BEEN LIED TO.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn Nope! No turkey Bastet. Immaculate conception! I am a virgin. I've never had sex, thank you!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn I love you more, sister-friend! OMFG. TMI, MAN. TMI. I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SEX LIFE WITH YOU. Well, I would if I had one. But I'm a virgin!
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn You're family, boo boo. You know that! You'll be able to borrow this little sh*t any time. Well, yknow. Ovaries. BOOM. It's why I'm like this, jfc.
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn So glad he is safe. Probably should have made sure he was wearing a helmet first. In like 3 weeks, Rambo will be able to hear Aunt Autumn talk about what a mess his mom is! 💕
Elouise Warrock	04/03/17	Autumn It's called biology. 😉 Side note, I'm halfway. And pudgy now. VISIBLY.
Elouise Warrock	04/02/17	Autumn Love you too. ;) You could always kick her wife's ass. She called me fat!
Elouise Warrock	04/02/17	Autumn So territorial. Please don't pee on me. I think I'll leave this between you and Soleil. She's good to me. She snuggles, and brings me snacks. But she isn't you, Autumn. Don't worry.
Elouise Warrock	04/02/17	Autumn You mean Soleil? What, are you jealous? Awwwwww. Here's her number if you want to tussle: [Contact Shared]
Elouise Warrock	04/02/17	Autumn Aw, that'd be a blast from the past. But I've been hiding in Soleil's room, living off of Oreos. Also, omg. TMI, Autumn. We BOTH know what that means.
Elouise Warrock	04/02/17	Autumn Well, it's still better than Moscow. Jameson is waging a prank war against me. ...so far, no causalities.
Elouise Warrock	04/02/17	Autumn How is Lucius? And London?
Elouise Warrock	04/02/17	Autumn Miss you too! 😍 I can get on a plane any time, my gorgeous friend.
Elouise Warrock	03/29/17	Autumn Of course I'm happy! What about you? Everything going okay?
Elouise Warrock	03/28/17	Autumn I take life as it comes. And now I get to wake up every day next to my best friend. What's better than that? Besides tacos and tequila, obviously.
Elouise Warrock	03/28/17	Autumn Will do. I'll show you the hotel suite we trashed also. I puked a lot there, too. And we also got married in it! Ugh. Romance.
Elouise Warrock	03/28/17	Autumn I appreciate you! I might even make one for Lucius~ I'm not sure yet. I'll show you the bar where Jameson & I first said 'I love you', and then I puked on his shoes!
Elouise Warrock	03/28/17	Autumn Oo. Mine is gonna be yellow and green! Eh. I'll just model it off of mine. This is purely an excuse to hand-deliver it to you, by the way. :)
Elouise Warrock	03/28/17	Autumn Second favorite color? ...how big is your wrist?
Elouise Warrock	03/28/17	Autumn What's your favorite color? I'm making us friendship bracelets!
Elouise Warrock	03/24/17	Autumn Yeah, but why?? I ate an entire roast for lunch. Omfg.
Elouise Warrock	03/23/17	Autumn What does 'maybe' mean??!
Elouise Warrock	03/23/17	Autumn A FAT baby, maybe. I'm grumpy.
Elouise Warrock	03/23/17	Autumn The bump. It's happening. I'M GETTING FAT.
Elouise Warrock	03/20/17	Autumn 😌💕 Also, check your email. I sent a list of baby names. Let me know your opinion on the sub-list: Drug Names.
Elouise Warrock	03/20/17	Autumn I miss you! ❤
Elouise Warrock	03/19/17	BFF I have found my spirit animal. [IMG]
Idris Mowbry	03/18/17	Fancy Fall Yeeeaaaaah he is pretty possessive. It's pretty hot. I know he won't do any funny stuff and he likes warmth. So it's whatever. How much do you bring when you travel? You aren't like Elle Woods and require a full van just for your luggage do you?
Idris Mowbry	03/18/17	Autumn He gave someone my number? That's a feat all in itself. He's typically very selfish about letting others talk to me. I'm doing alright. Doing some work on the Coven. Punching nuisances of assorted kinds in the face. Yourself?
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn OH HELL NO. If I was jet-lagged and snuggling, I'd f*ck him up.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn You're my favorite Summers. Don't tell Winter, he's sensitive. And I think he's been camping out in my closet.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn We were destined to be pals from the first leg stand. And that you didn't question the fact I brought my own keg to a bar.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn I admire your ass in exactly the manner it deserves. You do the same for mine. Booty booty booty. 🍑
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn You wish that I needed him to tell me. Obviously your ass is whiter than snow. Cmon.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn If I didn't have two hundred pounds of Jameson weighing me down, I would come kick your lily white ass. And then feed you a taco bowl, because I love you.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn I could have bagged up Jameson MONTHS before I did. He figured out the way to my heart was through spicy meat and pico de gallo. So, HA. Also, stfu. You're not that cruel.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn Looks don't impress me. Show me what counts. Tacos. 🌮
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn Zoloft, I assume.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn You love me. And it was a valid question. I'd ask him, but with the significant brain trauma, he probably has short-term memory loss.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn Omg. Is Lucius okay?!
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn My uterus betrayed me for Jameson, MMK. He smoothed talked it, made it a double agent while I was sleeping, probably. Kms.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn YEAH. WELL. My uterus does not thank you.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn WTF. I'm not THAT stupid!
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn Conventional birth control methods do not work against an Orlav.
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn I'm being realistic. Have you seen my husband?? Well...I could always help dye your hair. 😁
Elouise Warrock	03/17/17	Autumn It's okay. I'm probably going to end up having 15 blood-thirsty ninja babies. Some are bound to be girls. You can have those. And, no. Blonde or bleach.
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn It's okay. I threw my hands in the air and kind of broke my doctor's nose when I found out. Girls are so scary. 👶🏼💙 He better be blonde, though. Seriously.
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn LOL. What?? Why?!
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn Well, yeah. The nice lady doctor said so. And Jameson said it had to be a boy because it's an Orlav. I guess we'll really know in two weeks? LOL. Jameson will die if it's a girl. Like, seriously. He will have a stroke and die.
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn They shoved a big ass needle in my stomach awhile back. An...a... it's a big word, hold on. Autumn Amniocentesis!
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn Apparently, at 18 weeks the sex can be revealed, but we already know that. 19, the baby can hear all of the gun assembly tapes I'll be playing him, and 20 is the half-way mark. Wahoo! Still kinda looks like an alien though.
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn I know! I can't wait. I was meant to be a fat person. I embrace it. Dude. All of the fun stuff is happening in the next four weeks. Including the half-way mark. Kms. This is taking forever.
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn In other news, Rambo is hitting his first growth spurt. I'm gonna start looking pregnant as f*ck, and no one at the bakery can judge me for ordering two boxes of donuts all for myself anymore.
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn I need to stop reading the tabloids when I'm half asleep and hungry. They made me irrational. I love Jim-Jam ALOT, but somehow that mf loves me more. How is that even possible??
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn Like a dog uses a teddy bear, maybe. 😜
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn Yeah. I think it's time to go back to Moscow. Also, you have my blessing to marry my unborn child, because apparently that's happening too??
Elouise Warrock	03/16/17	Autumn Do you think that's true? About Jameson?
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn He could have had like 10,000, but he low-balled himself. Maybe reached in the wrong pocket. Either way, it's still hilarious when people steal Jameson's money. And, thank you! I like my ass too. And yours. ;)
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn Good question. He grabbed them the same time he took fifteen hundred bucks out of my back pocket.
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn I guess I'll have to think about it more. I haven't heard from my mother in weeks. Probably on another bender. You know, I really like Lucius. I don't know any guy who offers his girlfriend over without any qualms. Except he stole my dog treats. 😠
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn He seems interested in the prospect, though. If he wants to be a grandpa, Jameson is just going to have to deal with it. Nobody is perfect, right?
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn Sure, but he's father of the year compared to Trista. He's done stuff for me. I guess. Kind of? It'd be nice if Rambo gets at least one grandparent.
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn Really? I mean, you met my father, didn't you? He's a great guy. Minus the whole denying my existence to his other family thing. 😁
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn Why do you say that? I'm sure they'll get along really well. Or Jameson will peel his skin off with a dull butter knife.
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn I'm happy if you're happy. 😌 Yeah, see Jameson and I have tons of secrets. Like, for example, Nigel is coming to visit Moscow once I'm back from Moscow. He's going to be thrilled!
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn I love tacos with a love that is more than love. Well, I only want Jameson with his cake, so I get where Lucius is coming from. How is Harry Potter?
Elouise Warrock	03/15/17	Autumn I am in culinary heaven. I may stay in Mexico forever.
Elouise Warrock	03/14/17	Autumn Omfg. It was a joke! How about a basket of chihuahuas? Do you want a basket of chihuahuas?
Elouise Warrock	03/14/17	Autumn Damn right I do. Tell Lucius I said hi! I'll bring you both back a souvenir. How about tapeworm?
Elouise Warrock	03/14/17	Autumn Cabo is amazing.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn I changed my mind. I'm going to make popcorn and cuddle with the dogs. I'm laaaaaazy. Lucius and I are looking at venues tomorrow.
Spring Taylor	03/13/17	Autumn Give me my 960 euros back, f-cking nutter tw@t.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn Fair point. I'm going to make Jameson go dancing with me. I MISS ALCOHOL.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn SO WHAT. Spouse-swap? I need someone to party with.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn I figured you'd say that. So I proposed to him instead!
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn Why don't YOU propose? I did, the second time. And like vaguely insinuated on one occasion that I wanted to marry the f*ck out of him.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn Some of this is definitely cheetos. At any rate, Jameson and I only dated for five days before we eloped. I married him for the tacos.
Summer	03/13/17	Autumn 1. Of course I'll share some tips and tricks to dancing. And "dancing". Two different things. Both very useful! 2. You are glowing, girl! Love looks good on you. And this one? This one I approve of. For whatever that is worth. Not like I have a great track record in judging dudes. Which leads me to: 3. That bartender? Of course I hit that. He's like...packin' down low, if you catch my drift. 4. Here's Winter's poetic words: [message attached]
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn What? Jameson is still fun! When are you and Lucius going to ruin a perfectly good relationship with marriage? I'll ask him. Or threaten him. I need another married hoe to get fat with me.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn When we lived in Bloemfontein, my bed was my sacred place. I didn't even want to let Jameson in there, mostly because it was a onesie-only zone. But he has a REALLY cute butt. And he used to be funny, and nice. He would bring me food, too. He pranked my room with spaghetti bombs, too.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn For Jamie and I it's more of a contest to see who smothers who first. I had a body pillow for awhile, but he got jealous. 😌
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn That would normally be the case, except I have to pee like every 10 minutes. He's just lucky he's cute. ...and I'm comfy.
Elouise Warrock	03/13/17	Autumn He's snoring right next to me. And his arm is really heavy and I can't get out of bed. ...I think I'm going to die here.
Elouise Warrock	03/11/17	Autumn My heart just threw up and died. Look at his face! [VID]
Summer	03/10/17	Her set had ended just as they did in London, Sydney, New York, or anywhere else. It ended with her fishing various pieces of undergarments and single bills off the stage in a graceful-yet-hurried manner. Beaming a wide grin at the generous Parisans sitting at the rack, Summer trotted to the bar, aiming on sitting her sparkling bare tush on a stool, ordering up a double of whatever it was they drank in volumes in France, and having a grand ole time. Maxime, the heavily tattooed, willowy bartender gave her a slow grin as he poured a drink. He fished her cell phone from a shelf under the bar. "Incoming text from someone named 'Red Hot'. Figured it was worth a mention." Giving him a demure smile, she took the phone, her eyes remaining on him. His English was excellent, even tinted with an accent from her home town. She didn't say anything further, simply sipping her drink as she read the text. Let him think whatever he wants about who 'Red Hot' was. He was just a bartender at the club she was being featured at for a month. Things are never that simple. Thumbs poised over her phone, she glanced up at him. "How do you say 'My beautiful sister' in French?" Chuckling, he leaned close, whispering it in her ear. She studied the tattoo that crept across his skull, a filigree crown in lieu of hair. ma ravissante sœur Welcome! I'd say that in French too, but it is loud in here and I don't want to keep yelling 'how do you say...?' like a god damned idiot. I just finished my last set. You can either pop by the club- I'm the nearly naked one at the bar flirting with Maxime. Woman: Everything you've heard about French dudes is true. Everything. But you're off the market, so you don't care. MORE FOR ME. See you soon, ma cocotte
Elouise Warrock	03/10/17	Autumn You're probably right. Boo. I miss Jim-Jam anyway. And the dogs. Mostly Jameson, though. Body pillows aren't the same as real snuggles.😌
Elouise Warrock	03/10/17	Autumn Do you think it's safe for me to go skiing? I'm driving up to the Swiss border. Yay snow!
Elouise Warrock	03/09/17	Autumn Of course I said no! I've already got a bun in the oven. Loooooool.
Elouise Warrock	03/09/17	Autumn Okay! I'll be at the docks flirting with Luigi. He asked if I wanted to see his baguette. Is that an innuendo?
Elouise Warrock	03/09/17	Autumn To the Cinque Terre! I'm going to take tons of pictures for Jameson. I'm pretty sure you and I use the same level SPF. My skin burns just thinking about sun exposure.
Elouise Warrock	03/09/17	Autumn I worked on a summer booze cruise in Mexico. I know how to drive a boat... kind of. Pack a picnic basket. And bring my fuzzy slippers. And my fuzzy blanket. Bring all of my fuzzies!
Elouise Warrock	03/09/17	Autumn Ugh. Fine. I'm renting a boat. Let's go sail the coast!
Elouise Warrock	03/09/17	Autumn Do you think it's safe to swim in the canals in Venice?
Elouise Warrock	03/08/17	...what do you think of me?! I wouldn't wear anything that would make Jameson have to murder everyone within a 100 mile radius. Mostly because it's hard to get blood out of his clothes. And jealous Jameson isn't fun.
Elouise Warrock	03/08/17	-toothy grin- That's probably a good idea. You're too good to me.
Elouise Warrock	03/08/17	-stomps- -whines- Agree to disagree! ...how sexy is too sexy?
Elouise Warrock	03/08/17	Aw. I love you. You're the hottest b*tch on the block, but you already know that! -flicks nose- I'm going to go put on some real clothes, then. See you in two wags of a lamb's tail! Also, I bought a lamb.
Elouise Warrock	03/08/17	Ohemgee. Really?! We're staying out until tomorrow morning! -pft's- Damn right he's lucky. Well, with you, maybe. I'm married and getting fat, so I'm probably the pity date.
Elouise Warrock	03/08/17	-rolls eyes- Cheese is my only luxury in this life. -nudges- You know what's more fun than a bed? Night clubs! Let's go dancing!
Elouise Warrock	03/08/17	-wanders in- -eating cheese- -...a wheel of cheese- Wanna go steal some relics from the Colosseum?
Summer	03/07/17	Smart Sister You bring up a valid scenario- we don't feature many male dancers (outside Of one specific night of the week- talk about YUM and also talk about "barking up the wrong tree" if you catch my drift. They aren't buying what I'm selling sadly. Hey, a girl can still look!!). Anywhoosies. Let's shove your beau up on stage. I'll sacrifice some single Euros, makin' it rain on him. Hahahah I've never met the poor lad- this sounds like a very good introduction. Wait, have I met him? Sh-t, I can't even remember if Winter and I crashed Elouise's wedding. Maybe I should ease up on the good sh-t?? Never!!!
Summer	03/07/17	Autumn Arrested for butt-touching?! If touching butts is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Put that on my headstone when I die. Normally picture taking in the club is a no-no, but I'll try to have one of the other dancers sneak a few shots. It is something best experienced live and in the flesh. Ahem. Bring your new beau- perhaps I can even drag your cute ass on stage for amateur night?? Omg my little sis, following in my footsteps! It makes me teary eyed just thinking about it. Although honestly, I peg Winter as more the 'dancing naked on stage for cash' type than you. Someone has to be classy in this family. It went all to you, Red Hot! Pro tip- while in Italy, don't try to lick the statue of David. If you thought they frowned on butt-touching....
Summer	03/06/17	Lil Sis I miss you too! Sydney is awesome. It is warm, the vibe is relaxed yet energetic, and the people are lovely. I am currently in Paris, however. Doing a month long stint at Théâtre Chocotte. It's as amazing as it sounds, minus the French winter weather. How's you? How's London?
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn I think I'm getting banned. This IS a great vacation!
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn Omg. No, you don't have to come right now! You're such a good friend. I love you.
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn I groped a Vatican guard, now I'm in Vatican jail. In my defense, the booty was DIVINE. ... I don't want to talk about how I smuggled it in here with me. Please help.
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn Thank you for that. I'm sure he threw it out. 😊 I have no reason not to be happy. Jameson is a great husband! But I appreciate you caring. 💕
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn I'd love to come to London. I'm overdue a visit with Nigel, at any rate. But yes, check with Lucius. I'm fine, really. You never have to worry about whether or not ELOUISE is having a good time.
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn Well, it may soon. Or not. Take your time and enjoy it! It's fine. He's a busy guy. I'm not too worried about it. Jameson does a lot, y'know? I can't always be the most important thing.
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn He loves you. Yes, it's a thing. I don't know? I asked him to come to Rome with me. I'm here, having a ball. Solo vacations are also fun!
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn Omfg. ADORABLE. I have no idea where Jameson is. Literally. No idea.
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn Oh no! That stinks. Hope he gets better soon. I think I'm going to Verona today. Gonna go touch the Statue of Juliette's boob.
Elouise Warrock	03/06/17	Autumn Come to Rome. I'm bored. Well, not really. I'm having tons of fun! But you should join!
Elouise Warrock	03/03/17	Autumn What kind of souvenir do you want? I tried to steal some pennies from this fountain, but there were WAAAAAY too many people around. [IMG]
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn Jameson and I only discuss topics related to tacos, whiskey, snuggles and movie-time. It's the key to a healthy marriage!
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn EXCUSE. I'll have you know I campaigned for Rambo. And then I just ended up being pregnant anyway. ...and then I realized how un-fun pregnancy is. But worth it!
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn SOLD. I'm a very convincing person. I convinced Jameson a baby was a good idea, sooooo. I'm pretty much the best.
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	BFF Just do what I do and rush head-first into everything without ever considering the consequences! It's worked out so far. Husband with cute butt, probably a baby with a cute butt. ...I have a beautiful life.
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn Rent one? Adopt one? Oo. Just co-parent with me! You'll be the one to make sure it survives!
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn Are you sure? Isn't he Harry Potter? ...can you steal a baby, or something?
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	No Fun OH. I don't tell you about any of that anyway! How is Lucius? Is he pregnant yet?
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn What wouldn't you want to know?!
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Love Thief I'm trying to spoil him! My dream honeymoon would be alcohol poisoning in Cuba, but I think he'll like Italy. Plus, I want to eat ALL of the pasta.
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn I'm going to take the hubs somewhere fancy instead. Rome, fancy. I don't think he's found the note yet.
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn I wish I was 😫 I had way too much sugar. I'm in pain. And thank you, so did you! I wanna walk around in that dress forever.
Elouise Warrock	03/01/17	Autumn My head hurts.
Elouise Warrock	02/27/17	Autumn I have a fantastic metabolism! Rambo is getting tons of protein, though. Yay! See you soon!
Elouise Warrock	02/27/17	Autumn Thank you! I'm trying to break the record for fattest baby at birth. Do you think eating an entire roast beef before lunch is good?
Elouise Warrock	02/27/17	Autumn I'll be here, eating my feelings and watching Netflix until then!
Elouise Warrock	02/27/17	Autumn I miss you!
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn Where's the love?! I'd let you move in!
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn Looks like we're moving in! Hope you're ready to take care of two whiny babie! ...and Rambo.
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn I can count down the days on my calendar that I have left to learn how to be domestic af. Or I'll just make you move in. You make sure Jim-Jam 1 + 2 don't starve!
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn I'd love an apple pie as a wedding present! 😊 I'm trying to learn how to cook, but so far I'm limited to ramen noodles and the occasional pancake batch.
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn ...you cook? Looks like I'm marrying the wrong person...
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn I'm pregnant, I relax no matter what I'm doing. Bring tacos!
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn Planning is done! I'm just gonna nap until the wedding day. Of course I'm excited! Jameson in a tux?? Damn.
Elouise Warrock	02/23/17	Autumn I used to be fun! I used to snort cocaine off of hookers asses! ...okay, so I didn't do that, but I was fun. I swear. RIP Fun Elouise.
Elouise Warrock	02/22/17	Autumn I went through all of my drug money planning this wedding. What. Has. Happened. To. Me.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn This kid is going to come out ready to shoot a glock. Jameson and I will create nothing short of a gorgeous, lethal af infant.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn I should rephrase. The idea of drinking again makes the birth worth it. Baby, totally worth not drinking ever again, as far as I'm concerned. I'm going to refer to him as Rambo for simplicity's sake. And because his name is Rambo.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn There is definitely something wrong with it. Who wants to be sober for 9 months?? Jameson can carry the next one. I am more excited to drink again than I am to have this baby. Well, sort of. Still. Is that bad?
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn Ugh, stfu. Let me at least pretend. It's not my fault he's so f*cking adorable. I just got lucky. If I think more than three is a good idea, please lobotomize me. Do I have to shave my legs for the wedding??
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn One child, Autumn. Jfc. I'm not doing this sh*t again. I don't care HOW cute Jameson is.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn God damn it. FINE. Hold on. CHILD. SINGULAR. You're getting waaaaaay ahead of yourself.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn Jammies are classy! And I won't even have to worry about shoes, they're footie PJs too!
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn Suit? Tux? I don't care. I know he's not going to show up looking like a hobo. I'm wearing a tuxedo onesie, so it's only going up from there!
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn I thought we've learned you shouldn't trust my taste? It'll be like 27 Dresses, except all of the bridesmaids get to look good.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn I can't help it! Blame the fetus. Any color you want! You'll have better taste than me, anyway.
Spring Taylor	02/21/17	Autumn Stop f-cking texting me. I'll break our god damn f-cking fingers.
Spring Taylor	02/21/17	Autumn Square the f-ck up.
Spring Taylor	02/21/17	Autumn I don't fcking play games, Autumn. I'll prove it, by squaring the f-ck up with your twitchy. F-cking b-tch. I'll off him.
Spring Taylor	02/21/17	Autumn F-ck off. Go get f-cking electrocuted by twitchy f-cking fingers.
Spring Taylor	02/21/17	Autumn Shut the f-ck up Autumn. You don't know f-cking sh-te. I practically fcking pounced his chav @rse in blimey lard. Who the f-ck wants to live after that? Apparently this mother f-cker of a cracker wanker. F-cking bullsh-te I'm not losing my touch.
Spring Taylor	02/21/17	Autumn Nay. That dumpster baby, hobo d-ck sucking, f-cking @rsetw@t is still alive.
Elouise Warrock	02/21/17	Autumn I don't even know anymore. I've been eating since like 6AM. When are you coming to Moscow? We need to find you a dress! ❤
Elouise Warrock	02/20/17	Autumn I ate like 4lbs worth of beef today. This tiny Orlav is KILLING me. But he's going to be super cute, isn't he? Even if he weighs 14lbs. 😋
Elouise Warrock	02/18/17	Autumn You're such a good wedding planner. Jameson is going to hate dance classes. I can't wait~!
Elouise Warrock	02/18/17	BEARly Any Fun Fiiiiine. What about puppies as party favors? Omfg. I don't know how to dance. Well, I can salsa. But that's not dancing for a wedding, is it? 💃🏼
Elouise Warrock	02/18/17	BFF I just ate a 🍪 the size of a small 👶🏼. In other news, I can't seem to find a reception venue that will let wild bears walk around. 🐻😔
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn This is going to be the classiest affair ever, you'll think you showed up to the wrong wedding!
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn Wtf. That is definitely classy enough! The veil is gorgeous! ... UGH. Autumn Wait. Got it. Pinterest is fantastic! [IMG] ...now to just make the wedding planner find something close to this.
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn This is my top choice! [IMG]
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn How sexy is too sexy for church?
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn ...sh*t. No. I guess I'll put on some pants and go look!
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn You deserve a good time! Maybe come back for the wedding, though. 😉
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn Jason is probably going to be the best man... again. I'll work on the Nigel thing. If not, then definitely Winter!
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn You sound like Nigel. Speaking of, did the hubs respond? Need to know who's walking me down the aisle.
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn Kill me now. I'll miss potato chips so much.
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	Autumn BUT I LOVE FRENCH FRIES.
Elouise Warrock	02/16/17	🚨 9-1-1 🚨 I CAN'T WEAR HEELS I'LL BE TALLER THAN JAMESON. AND MY FEET ARE SAUSAGES. WHAT DO I DO??
Jameson Orlav	02/16/17	Autumn You know, she was so happy, and so I was happy. Thats all I really care about. So the answer is yes. I enjoyed myself. So? You???
Jameson Orlav	02/16/17	Autumn Sorry. I've been a little spacey. V-Day was good. She seemed to enjoy herself. I'm glad I could accommodate. How was yours? Autumn Nigel and Trista are out. You won't find Trista anyway.. Besides, my parents are dead. 😃
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn We were busy this morning. Wait. Ew. WE WERE GIVING THE DOGS THEIR BATHES. Well, he has very specific feelings about mine. And I don't want to have the conversation with him. So I'll leave this as your one and only task! Unless you want to have a bridesmaid party. In which case, you have two.
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn OH. Chocolate. On chocolate. On chocolate, on chocolate. I emailed him! Tell Lucius I said thank you~. Ask Jameson if I should invite my parents. ...he'll probably be nicer about it coming from you. Thanks Maid of Honor!
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn It doesn't really matter which flavor I like, there's a bun in the oven. How about Macallan whiskey? That's Jamie's favorite. I think he loves it more than me. Oh! Steak. So much steak. Enough that it would be a tear to Ron Swanson's eye.
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn Ugh. But it's so much fun to be trashy. Is a champagne fountain classy? Omfg. What flavor should the cake be?!
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn Yes drugs! Hard liquor in everything! I'm thinking every table gets a bong. ...this is going to be fantastic. Wait. F*ck. Pregnant. Okay, so no drugs it is!
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn Aw. I love you. How do you feel about amphetamines in the punch?
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn You underestimate how much I'll need to sleep between now and the wedding day. How about the 28th? Mark your calendar, sh*t's about to be LIT.
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn I have literally all the time in the world. I want doves released. And a chocolate fountain. Omfg. Can we get Cher to perform???
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn So, like, next week? I'm going to wife the sh*t out of him. Bring your boy-toy! He can help with the flower arrangements.
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn Like, this week doable? ...wanna be my Maid of Honor?
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn Special anniversary? What about just a 'it's been a few months and I still have a crush on you'? Is that reason enough? I never got to do the white dress, church thing. And I'm not super fat yet.
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn I'm glad you had a nice time. I'm warming up to Lucius. He still doesn't deserve you, but I'm not sure anyone does. Jim-Jam is best. I want to marry him. Well, again. Can I do that?
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn Omg. Piano? Impressive. The hubs and I went on a carriage ride. And I ate a cheesecake. Like, an entire cheesecake, by myself. I'm getting fat.
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn Yay! I want to hear all about it. You were right about the whole 'effort' thing. I love my guy. 😌 Where did you go? What did you do? Wait. Do I want to know?
Elouise Warrock	02/15/17	Autumn I have the best husband, seriously. How was your night?
Elouise Warrock	02/14/17	Autumn I'm excited! I haven't seen much of him lately. Have fun! Tell me all about it tomorrow. Or... maybe don't. It depends on what there is to tell!😉
Elouise Warrock	02/14/17	Autumn Jameson literally got me dress with space in the mid-section for my food baby tonight. This is true love, isn't it? I'm so glad double pregnant isn't a thing.
Summer	02/14/17	Autumn A date!! That is exciting. In that case, I hope you have a wonderful time and that the person in question knows just how lucky they are to have you join them.
Summer	02/14/17	The Hottest Ginger Happy V-day back at ya, hot stuff! I hope you have a fabulous day. I'll be working, shakin dat a$$ for the lonely single dudes, relieving them of their hard earned cash. It's a tough life, someone's gorta do it. 😘 PS I totally almost typed "the hottest finger". Funny how one letter can f-ckin change the whole tone!
Jameson Orlav	02/14/17	Autumn Dinner. So much dinner because she loves food. I've also shut down Gorky Park for the night. Its a little chilly, but I've got a carriage to take us through the gardens. I just want to spend time with her. Do you think she'll enjoy it?
Jameson Orlav	02/14/17	Autumn More common than you might think.
Jameson Orlav	02/14/17	Autumn Aye, I've heard of him. Best not be a knob. I'll kick his ass for you if he starts up with the fvckery. ..Actually, if he's smart, he'll be more scared of you than me.
Jameson Orlav	02/14/17	Autumn Same to you. Have you chosen a victim- er, valentine for this year? 😀
Elouise Warrock	02/14/17	Autumn Happy Valentine's Day to you too! Jameson is making me wear real clothes to go out. And Cheech and Chong ate the lingerie. I give up.
Spring Taylor	02/14/17	Autumn I'll give you a sodding nose bleed. Don't f-ck with me. IT'S BECAUSE OF FCKING MOSCOW AND THOSE ORANGE FCKING RUSSIANS. I CAN'T FIND MY STUPID FCKING GOD MOTHER SODDING LICENSE TO GET A FCKING DIVORCE FROM THAT TWIT FCKING CHAV NUGGET. STUPID FCKING HUSBAND. ..I did not just call that wanker my husband.
Spring Taylor	02/14/17	Autumn Oi. It is JUST ANY OTHER DAY AUTUMN. JFC. I CAN'T KNOCK HIM AROUND. THAT CRAZY ARSEHOLE WILL THINK I FCKING LIKE HIM.
Spring Taylor	02/14/17	Autumn Miss you too. Hope someone spears these daft f-cks in the face. Valentine's Day should be massacre day.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn I love him too! And have you seen that butt? And he makes some mean scrambled eggs. And something about being my best friend, etc. STOP MAKING ME GUSH ABOUT HIM.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn If only... Or I can just ditch Jameson. You'll make a great step-mom!
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn Omg, so Lucius is~ your date tomorrow! I was worried you'd die alone. Well, that's not true. I'd marry you before I let that happen.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn How do I get the URL from my computer to my phone? Do I hire a magician???
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn What's a URL??
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn I am not computer literate! I'm going to have to buy a new face, aren't I?
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	JUST DO IT Lucius and I are friends now! Didn't he tell you?
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	CALL 911 I DON'T KNOW HOW. AUTUMN I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY THOSE PICTURES ARE MY A-GAME. MY A+ GAME. MY EXTRA CREDIT ON TOP OF EXTRA CREDIT GAME. PRETTY SURE THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF SCREENSHOTS BY NOW.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	THE MOST I thought I was sending you my Valentine's Day outfits! (hint: NSFW) And I may or may not have posted them on the Mommy & Me forum I'm a part of instead. Guess I'd better change my identity!
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Omfg You haven't been receiving those?? WHO HAS? Oh my god. This explains all of those weird texts. Jameson is going to kill me.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn Well, there goes MY hallpass plans. Thanks A LOT. Does this mean I should stop sending nudes?
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn Would it be? I say go for it. You're the only hallpass I'd allow. A sign of true love and respect!
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn I'm never having sex again. But you can feel free! You have my permission. Jameson is hot af.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn Omg. You agree with ME?? I'm getting this date engraved on a plaque. ❤❤
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn I WANT TO WASH MY EYES WITH ACID. JAMESON CAN HIRE A PROSTITUTE IF HE WANTS TO USE THAT.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn Okay but how? And WHY?? Who tf invented a sex swing?? I'm going to Google it. Autumn WHY THE F*CK DID I GOOGLE THAT.
Elouise Warrock	02/13/17	Autumn Omfg, I'm kidding. I trust you and Winter completely. Well, I don't. But I do. Apparently he meant a 'sex swing'. Wtf is that? I REALLY don't want to be pregnant .5 seconds after having this thing.
Elouise Warrock	02/12/17	Group Chat: Autumn; Winter You are so not invited to my baby shower. Lingerie is a gift for Jameson. Mama is the one who needs presents. Like tequila. So much tequila. Drown me in tequila. NOT baby-making clothes.
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Autumn This is 🐴 💩. I'm not a prostitute, for Christ's sake. I don't care if you two are the f*cking Steve Jobs of lingerie, it's not happening. I like my onesies. And elastic jeans. And baggy shirts. Basically anything that totally obscures my figure. 😈
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Autumn My sex life is fine! I repeat: MY SEX LIFE IS FINE! If you get me lingerie, I'm obligated to wear it. And I'm lazy AF.
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Autumn Ugh. He's going to be so f*cking cute. You'll have to fight your brother over the baby shower. He's totally taken it over. ...and I think he's buying me lingerie. Please help.
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Autumn The last time Jameson surprised me, I found out I was pregnant. And he didn't even do that on purpose. Ugh. But my secret is good! Whatever, I'm telling you anyway! I'm having a boy. And I'm worried all of Jameson's name recommendations are going to suck.
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Autumn He forgot my BIRTHDAY. Valentine's Day pales in comparison. Also, wtf. A secret? Is it Lucius? Omg. Is it?? I'll tell you my secret if you tell me yours!
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Autumn I'll be busy watching Jameson forget another important day anyways, I think. But. Who? I NEED DETAILS. Is he hot? Rich? Old? Is it a sugar daddy??
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Valentine What are we doing on Tuesday?? Dinner? Movie? Sushi body art???
Idris Mowbry	02/11/17	-lets out a sigh of relief- z"Good, Teddy Jace hasn't gotten you." -gives a bright smile- "The pleasure is mine! If you need anything of me, Kai knows where I am, like, always. Just if you see a creepy, living teddy bear missing an arm...do not engage." -looks super serious- "I have a score to settle with him."
Remi Rose	02/09/17	Autumn Summers just failed at stealing money from you! Autumn Summers just stole $0.00 from you! -must have popular pockets today-
Elouise Warrock	02/09/17	Autumn I have a wife now. You should meet her, she's great! She brings me food, snuggles with me, and we got a dog together!
Spring Taylor	02/09/17	Autumn What the f-ck. Sod off the fcking shrooms. JFC.
Idris Mowbry	02/08/17	-catches a blur pass by- -chases it- -finally catches up- "Hey, are you Autumn? Like, the Autumn that Kai hangs out with?"
Elouise Warrock	02/07/17	Autumn Why? I've got it handled. I'm going to be a great mom to Roscoe.
Elouise Warrock	02/07/17	Autumn Why not? It was way cheap. And I got the stroller for a steal! ...because I stole the cart.
Elouise Warrock	02/07/17	Autumn But I already have a collar and a crate for it! Guess I'll just return all of my baby stuff to PetCo. 😔
Elouise Warrock	02/07/17	Autumn Buzz kill. Does a kid count as an animal? Omg. Another pet.
Spring Taylor	02/06/17	Autumn Why the f-ck would I want to go there? Maybe to get away from this fcking chav nugget. Send me a picture! I might be over blimey soon.
Elouise Warrock	02/05/17	Autumn Selfish. Why not?! I'd be a good monkey mom! What about a pygmy goat?
Elouise Warrock	02/05/17	Autumn Can you bring me a Capuchin monkey?
Elouise Warrock	02/03/17	Autumn You're fantastic. Can an Elvis impersonator officiate a fake wedding for us?
Elouise Warrock	02/03/17	Autumn I think we should give roulette a try too. I've got money to waste!
Elouise Warrock	02/03/17	Autumn Don't doddle in Romania too, too long. I'm going to practice my Texas hold'em skills.
Elouise Warrock	02/02/17	Autumn To Buffalo? Or to Vegas? I'm down to burn down either. I like fire. ...but I really want to gamble. Like. Obscenely. Rehab-worthy.
Zarek	02/02/17	I will be sure to take you up on that.
Elouise Warrock	02/02/17	Autumn I prefer Buffalo, at this point. We need to plan a real vacation, though. Like Vegas.
Zarek	02/02/17	I do and I am grateful for it.
Elouise Warrock	02/02/17	Autumn Romania sounds like fun! Well, I suppose anything is an improvement from Moscow. Look at you, trailblazer. I wish I had the same luxury.
Zarek	02/02/17	Oh, just stray thoughts, or perhaps I simply enjoy hearing my presence has been missed.
Zarek	02/02/17	I am not sure if that reaction is pleasantly surprised or not.
Elouise Warrock	02/02/17	BFF I wish you were here. How is London?
Summer	02/01/17	Autumn The shoes are for you, babe. You can find them in the post soon enough. I've sent them to your flat in London. Maybe you can have someone fetch them if you're not in town. I've found a couple clubs in Sydney- trying them out for a bit before I settle- Dollhouse, Minx, and Porky's are in the main rotation. They have body sushi at Dollhouse and reserved events only a few nights a week at Minx. That means more shoes for mama. I'll be sure to let the bouncers know that not only will they NOT get tipped out, but a vicious petite red head will be on their ass if they slip up. Love you! xxxooo
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn I intend to have a ball. And I'm not even too fat for my bathing suit. Small victories. 👌🏼
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn I'm not too concerned with how he feels at the moment. And he said I should feel free to leave Moscow whenever I like, so, I'm feeling very free. He can take his sh*tstorm and leave it in the same place he left the birthday acknowledgement I never received.
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn Get in line. I'm just trying to keep my cool. I left a note. Do you think that's sufficient?
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn I'll bring back a case of the most expensive tequila, just for you. And the most expensive cabana boy, too! 😉
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn I just want to lay on the beach until I get skin cancer. My solo honeymoon, with real cabana boys!
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn They're at home. I was serious about the Mexico thing. I'm going to celebrate my birthday, my way. MINUS THE ALCOHOL AND DRUGS I PROMISE.
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn I miss my kittens. Well, they're not kittens. They're angry behemoths now. But still.
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn Make the joke! I wanna laugh! :(
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn We can go to the Amazon! The sun can't breach the canopy in most spots. And I can tame a python.
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn Have you seen my skin? We'll just get matching ponchos and sombreros. I want to eat a scorpion!
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn I still am. Seriously entertaining a trip to Mexico. You're welcome to come.
Elouise Warrock	02/01/17	Autumn I'm sure you've left Moscow. I just wanted to say I'm sorry I was so childish. And for taking you for granted. I miss you.
Summer	02/01/17	Autumn I was shopping for some new work shoes and came across these. For some inexplicable reason, I thought of you! I don't think they'd fetch me a lot of tips, but...some days they just need to be worn, ya know?
Spring Taylor	01/31/17	Autumn Miss you too. How is that b-tch as- cat of yours?
Camille	01/30/17
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn UM. EXCUSE. I can't help pregnant rage. It happens. And then I apologize with snuggles and vodka. Nope, pretty sure Jameson is dead. And if he isn't, then he'll want to be. 'cuz I'm gonna kick his ass.
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn Well he is rude af, but I assume if he's your friend there must be something redeemable about him. And I'm pretty sure Jameson is dead. Will you be my pity wife? And I mean that as in you're taking pity on me. 😉
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn I took a nap. I'm sorry. I love you. Thank you for defending me. ❤
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn Go play in traffic. I'm flying to Cabo.
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn I've had a lot of sugar, and I'm very hormonal. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME ANYWAY. I CAN'T STOP EATING.
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn Fine. Jameson isn't answering either. I'll just go eat a tub of frosting BY MYSELF.
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn SHUT UP THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I CAN'T BE FAT AND SINGLE!
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn You're like two feet tall. I think I can manage.
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn I'm going to donkey kick you in the throat, b*tch. ❤❤
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn I will f*cking murder you.
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn It's not MY fault my husband stopped loving me!
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn I feel like Jameson definitely should have told you. I'm gonna eat my feelings. Thaaank you!
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn TODAY. WOW.
Elouise Warrock	01/30/17	Autumn I think my husband forgot my f*cking birthday.
Elouise Warrock	01/29/17	Autumn LUCIUS IS REALLY RUDE. HE SAID JAMESON TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM IN MARRYING ME. I'M GONNA FCKING KICK HIS ASS.
Elouise Warrock	01/28/17	Autumn Well. Don't tell Jameson that! I'll put on real clothes. I guess. Can we go dancing after?
Elouise Warrock	01/28/17	Autumn Oh, I know. And I've seen him naked! I'll put on my fancy PJs. Wait. Never mind. I can't wear that in public.
Elouise Warrock	01/28/17	Autumn Do I have to change out of my PJs?
Elouise Warrock	01/28/17	Autumn Potentially. Can I bring Winter? He's currently cradling me like a baby. His arms are HUGE.
Elouise Warrock	01/28/17	Autumn Oh. Could have sworn I did. Either way, he's in Moscow! I need someone to hold him down while I pull out his toenails.
Elouise Warrock	01/28/17	Autumn Ugh. Fine. I'll get up. Did I ever mention my first husband?
Elouise Warrock	01/28/17	Autumn Where tf is my massage? Also, I have someone I want you to meet!
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn Well, it's not like you can get me more pregnant. ...or pregnant at all.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn No. I'm flirting with you, dumb ass. GETCHA SH*T TOGETHER.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn We can change that ;;;;o
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn Gross? You two are NOT boning on my compound. Don't tell my husband I'm getting a massage from another man. He'll kill me.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn ...okay. I'm listening.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn I will kick his ass. I'm pregnant, but I'm also fit af. I will RUIN him.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn There's nothing to see in Moscow. Case-closed. I'm moody and I'm not sharing. That mofo better be prepared to sight-see on his own, because I need Autumn-time.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn Greeeeeaaaatttt. Why?
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn Um. No. This is his fault. 100%. No debates. ... I wasn't sober enough to pay attention, okay. Scotch is powerful. Jamouise was NOT on purpose.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn He said I'm gassy, because I'm pregnant. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BULLYING ME WHEN HE'S THE ONE WHO KNOCKED ME UP. I AM OVER THIS PREGNANCY. I need snuggles, hurry tf up.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn If I tell you, you have to promise not to laugh. And yes, I'm in Moscow. It's too f*cking cold to go anywhere. And I think if I leave Jameson will probably kill Cal, and that's my job.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn IT'S MEAN. I'm brooding alone in my suite. I locked rude ass husband out.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn He said... UGH. OMG. No. NOT VALIDATING IT. Long story short, every here is horrible and you're my only person left.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn WTF. I need my BFF. And Jameson is bullying me.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn Ugh. Kittens. STOP MAKING ME EMOTIONAL. I'm watching rom-coms and eating my feelings. Come join!
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn I know how to tango, you turd. Ask Jameson! I used to drag him out all of the time. Taco Tuesdays are all-inclusive.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn Summer, obviously. I've got rhythm, bee-otch.
Elouise Warrock	01/26/17	Autumn You're embarrassing af. And for the record, I'm a great dancer. Your sister taught me a lot. Maybe that's why Jameson is always in a good mood?
Elouise Warrock	01/25/17	Autumn False. My stomach is happy 24/7!
Elouise Warrock	01/25/17	Autumn So just imagine how many I had yesterday!
Elouise Warrock	01/25/17	Autumn I may or may not have referred to him by your name. It's not even lunch yet and I've already had four tacos. SAVE ME.
Elouise Warrock	01/25/17	Autumn I may or may not have pissed Winter off. In my defense, it was hilarious.
Summer	01/24/17	Autumn I didn't sneak out. I just didn't live with a bunch of people so nobody noticed. That and...everyone seemed a bit preoccupied. Australia does seem to suit me. It is Summer here (hehe) so I can wander around in shorts and tank tops all the time! When these sunny days get old, I'll come to London. In truth, I had eyeballed a nice long visit to the coast of Mexico, but changed my mind.
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn But you're more adorable. ;) And I'm lucky to have you. ;) ...is that good enough?
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn But he's so f*cking cute! Come ooooon! [IMG] I guess I'll stop. I can fawn over you if you want! ;)
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn Omfg. No one is getting cut. I'm just saying in comparison to my husband, I'm always the horrible one. I mean, you've met Jameson, right? He's the best person ever.
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn Autumn. Think about who you're talking about. Jameson is the best person ever. I'm the sh*tlord in this situation, 100% of the time.
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn ...I think it's a term of endearment for us. He told me I was perfect the other day. He's fine. And, yes, I'm definitely offering. ...because it's...fun?
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn Jameson says I'm a potato all of the time. Literally before he kissed me for the first time, he called me a potato. I am the embodiment of a potato. ...I give better massages. Fck that guy. BUT DON'T FCK** THAT GUY. STAY CELIBATE.
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn Omg. No. Jameson is the only one who gets to see me naked. And even then, no. I'm a f*cking potato. ...time is a social convention. I'm obviously better.
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn Ha. Haha. Sure, Jameson is my husband. So is Jason. See? I don't like this Lucius. He's stealing my Autumn time.
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn You mean Jason? He is my husband. ...and I think he's bi. Whatever. He's a great cuddler. It's not MY fault Jameson works. Or that I'm needy. Who the f*ck is Lucius?!
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn It doesn't count if they're gay! I'M LONELY. ALL I DO IS CRY. I NEED HUMAN CONNECTION. SUE ME. If you'd come to Moscow, I would add you to the list of snuggle-buddies, but nooooo, you've got more important matters to attend to.
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn I AM NOT. Winter is a lovable, but a whre. I can't possibly be a whre, I'm monogamous! ...unless that's wrong. Who knows. Maybe we are alike!
Elouise Warrock	01/24/17	Autumn Ugh. Cats make me so happy. Not as happy as you make me, though! Come visit you b*tch.
Summer	01/23/17	Gorgeous I'm chillin' in Syndey for a bit. The beaches are fabulous and there is eye candy galore. Here's me taking a picture of one while he takes a picture of me. If you're looking to be on the opposite side of the globe from London for any reason, I have a place for you to crash.
Elouise Warrock	01/23/17	Autumn I have a great metabolism! ...and... other stuff.
Elouise Warrock	01/23/17	Autumn HAHA. No. My diet consists of tacos, burritos, cheetos, red wine and ice cream.
Elouise Warrock	01/23/17	Autumn I was so bored today I went for a hike on my treadmill. I EXERCISED. tbh it's fun I'm having a great time. Am I a fitness nut now?
Elouise Warrock	01/23/17	Autumn This is why we're friends.
Spring Taylor	01/23/17	Autumn He'll be f-cking ace.
Spring Taylor	01/23/17	Autumn Why would I want to watch that sodding pewpew motherf-cker?
Elouise Warrock	01/22/17	Autumn My husbands are jealous of my extracurricular cuddling with your brother. They'd probably be less jealous if it was with you. Come back to me!
Elouise Warrock	01/22/17	Autumn I think I just slept for an entire day... It was beautiful.
Spring Taylor	01/21/17	Autumn I have met the man of my dreams. He turns into dinosaurs. Will you help me kidnap him?
Elouise Warrock	01/20/17	Autumn Cuddle buddy. [VID]
Spring Taylor	01/20/17	Autumn I.. do? Mum & Dad were always naked. That's what my marriage should be like, right? Victor can give them to the homeless shelters.
Spring Taylor	01/20/17	Autumn ....Aren't all wives nudists?
Spring Taylor	01/20/17	Autumn I'm great! I'm giving all my clothes to Victor. I think I'm going to move into Casey's room now. How are yooou?
Elouise Warrock	01/20/17	Autumn I saw it. NO THANK YOU. ... I think Winter is moving in. Help.
Elouise Warrock	01/20/17	Autumn Can he carry the next f*cking baby then? I don't think it's normal. UGH. Why do babies and my husband have to be so damn cute? Is there a return policy on children?
Elouise Warrock	01/20/17	Autumn You're welcome! He's fine as hell. No, no twins. As far as I know. This is just half-pregnant, half fat. I think Jameson wants to have more than one kid. Is that normal?? MY OVARIES ARE A GLORIFIED PUPPY MILL. 😫
Elouise Warrock	01/20/17	Autumn Are you drunk already? Have you seen my husband?? Omfg. Does that really happen? AM I GOING TO DIE?
Elouise Warrock	01/20/17	Autumn Summer says double pregnant is a thing! Now she wants to be a doctor. You should probably intervene.
Elouise Warrock	01/19/17	Autumn Of course I'll like the little sh*t, it's mine. Minus the puke I think we're already friends! But that doesn't mean I'm doing this whole sober thing ever again. BORING AF. Unless our kid is really cute. Then maybe we'll have like 12-15 more. And name them all George Foreman.
Elouise Warrock	01/19/17	Autumn -Child-. CHILD. Singular. One and done. I'm not a rabbit, jfc. If Jameson wants more kids he can have an affair.
Elouise Warrock	01/19/17	Autumn Excuse? My mother always came up with the best games. Did you ever run with scissors? Oh. Oh my god. Okay I get it now.
Elouise Warrock	01/19/17	Autumn ... Really? What about 'metal pole in the lightning storm'? That was one of my favorites!
Elouise Warrock	01/19/17	Autumn Am I the only kid who played 'toaster in the bathtub'???
Jameson Orlav	01/19/17	Autumn Erm, I'm not sure there's room for you in the nursery.. 😎
Jameson Orlav	01/19/17	Autumn Completely at peace with it. Who's idea do you think this was, anyway? You should see the nursery.. Don't tell Elouise I'm building a nursery. Its a surprise.
Jameson Orlav	01/19/17	Autumn You're right. I'm even laughing right now. But she's asleep, I think, so covet your peace.
Jameson Orlav	01/19/17	Autumn >.> what do you think I do in my office all day?
Spring Taylor	01/19/17	Autumn Perfect & Delightful. How else would I feel?
Spring Taylor	01/19/17	Autumn I'm giving it to him myself!
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn I think Jameson would kill me. But I mean. COME. ON. The man has moves. If you can't tell, he's still working. And here I am, covered in cats and dogs. Can't believe I wasted like five months not molesting him. WTF was wrong with me. Well, Tequila. Reefer. A smidgen of cocaine.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn #blessed Also, what the f*ck are hashtags? I'm so behind. The Internet is really testing the limits of my mind, here. I can understand Skype. Jameson did a strip tease on camera while I was in Buffalo. ... he's honestly a pretty good dancer.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn He'll LOVE it. Jameson is so f*cking cute I want to puke. I literally just want to hug him all day. This is the hormones speaking. I AM NOT PATHETIC.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Btch, I'm pregnant for a goddamn reason. ... had to lock this sht down, hard. And he's so nice and sweet and cute. 😍😍 Don't tell him I said that. Or do. I don't care. I LOVE MY HUSBAND. I'm printing t-shirts.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn And you're the only person I'm okay with having this knowledge! ❤️❤️ He's carved from stone. Jesus Christ. The least he could do is have a LITTLE body fat. How do you cuddle with a boulder??
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn I spent 20 of the 24 hours in the day with him. It would be better if he spent at least 18 of those hours shirtless. But, we can't all get what we want. Moscow is always open to you, darling. You know that.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Or come back to me! You left Jameson and I alone for five minutes and it didn't end well. Well, it did. But it also involved me not ignoring my feelings. Gross. Please return ASAP.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Spring and I would make great friends if she didn't scare the piss out of me. You can solve any undesirable situation with fire, y'know.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Oh god. If it's twins I'm dipping. DON'T JINX IT. If I have to raise two tiny me's I will drown myself. Can you even imagine? They would just feed off each other's demon energy. NOW I'M PANICKING. What did Spring do? Are you sure it's not funny?
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Double pregnant isn't a thing, right? Did we go over this already? Wait. Do I need to fly to London? Whose ass am I kicking?
Spring Taylor	01/18/17	~Still salty af about kid photo~ Autumn Ask Gray. The wanker has the memo & the key.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn I miss you, come back. Also, Jameson is SO. HOT. He can make a sandwich AND pour juice all at the same time. If that isn't sexy, I don't know what is.
Spring Taylor	01/18/17	Autumn You're welcome, b-tch.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn I love your brother. If you ever get tired of Winter, you know who to give him to.
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Don't worry, I'll take care of the extraneous stuff. Best of luck in London!
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Ugh. Fine. Only because I know you'll come back. Don't forget to give Nigel his present! Call his wife fat or something too. Maybe pop his son's soccer ball.
Jameson Orlav	01/18/17	Autumn What.. Why are you saying that? WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT???
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn You can't leave! You're the only person here who doesn't think I'm horrible!
Elouise Warrock	01/18/17	Autumn Omfg. DON'T TELL JAMESON.
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn Does this count? [video recorded]
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn I'm scarred for life. You're awful.
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn WHY DID I HIT GOOGLE IMAGES. I DON'T LIKE THE INTERNET.
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn He won't tell me! I don't want to ask the Internet. It's scary.
Jameson Orlav	01/17/17	Autumn Do NOT fall for her lies. Believe me when I say that she knows what sexting is. She's just trying to get you to send nudes.
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn I'm not trying to get YOU laid. I'm learning a lot about 'booty calls'. What is sexting?
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn Okay. Fine. We can go dancing. I don't have any clothes that look good AND fit.
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. LET ME HAVE FUN. DO YOU KNOW HOW BORING IT IS HERE? SOBER?
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn Um, I don't ask. Or tell. You can dance, and I'll stuff my husband's hard earned money into some guy's thong. Win-Win.
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn Yes clubs. Elouise go to clubs. Need shirtless men dancing on me. Jameson won't get me food.
Elouise Warrock	01/17/17	Autumn Food. Am need food.
Spring Taylor	01/16/17	Autumn I'm going to beat the living fcking sh-te out of you with Gray Taylor's body.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	"Dad implies participation in my life. It's Nigel. And yes, mischief is one of the innumerable reasons we're friends." Elouise flicks Autumn on the arm. "I'm going to go eat a double cheeseburger and take a nap. ...and then we're gonna do something fun. Like Yahtzee. And I'll even let you drink." With a little wave, the blonde teeters off, onesie and all.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	She lets out a groan, eyes rolling. "Autumn, it's a joke. I got him a watch. Okay? You're acting like I want to kidnap him and bring him to Moscow to be tortured, or something."
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	"No, that was a joke. I'm not crazy. I just need you to give something to my father for me. He said he'd be in Moscow, but, plans change..." The disappointment in her tone is palpable, but she simply shrugs, a smile replacing her mood. "I'll give it to you before you leave. It's not a big box. ...and it should probably get through airport security."
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	"Pft. I'm pretty sure Jameson is close to ditching. Or kicking me out. He cleans up so much puke. Sometimes I don't even attempt to get to a trash can or toilet." Her brows waggle, a devious glint in her eyes. "How else is he going to know how I feel?" Lifting one of the frames, Elouise donning a sombrero, double-fisting bottles of tequila. Classy. "London? Just some... light kidnapping. Nothing serious."
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Elouise releases the shorter woman, giving her a pat on the head. Because she's fun-sized and adorable. Taking her bag, the blonde begins trudging back from whence she had come, padded feet stomping as she did. "You're right. My husband never makes me do anything. He's wonderful." As she guides Autumn through the heart of their complex, she shoots a glance back. "I guess this means you're on puke duty. Lucky you." An idle smirk dances on her lips as she stops, pushing open the door to an unoccupied room. Everything seemed to be in order, and Elouise had even made the space a bit more homey. ...by decorating it with several pictures of herself, of course. "And you can massage my feet. And my back. You're my b*tch now."
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn OMFG. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. Elouise finally crawls out of bed, grumbling under her breath as she heads towards the entrance, not at all thrilled to be a) awake or b) moving. She was dressed head-to-toe in her Wonder Woman onesie, and a cranky scowl. In the foyer stood one punny red-head, as well as her luggage. "I won't even get out of bed for Jameson, so, you're welcome." Her attitude subsides as she grapples the woman in a bear-hug. "Welcome to Moscow, you skank."
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Actual Wench That involves me getting up. Just come in, it's not locked, ass. I hope you brought food, or we're not friends.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn You're talking to the master of knock knocks, here. The door is not stuck.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn ...no.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn jfc. Who's there?
Jameson Orlav	01/16/17	Autumn What do you call a nosy pepper?
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn Details better shared in person. And I don't want Jameson to know. He's stressed enough.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn Pft. I do that all of the time. When you go back to London, I may have a small job for you. Nothing lethal, I swear!
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn ...maybe. Did you tell Dr. Handsome you're coming to visit? I think he's still mad I puked on his Armani this morning.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn Noooope. Guess it's back to clinging to Jameson's leg until he tranquilizes me!
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn Um. That seems like more of a you problem. I need constant human contact or I'll die. Jameson can verify. I become more of a monster than before.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn I would say you could just come hide in my bed oasis, but Jameson is VERY territorial about cuddle time. He's like a koala. But cuter.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn Last week I left for like an hour to get some soup, and I think I lost a toe. So, no. My movements are limited to the bathroom and my bed. And sometimes Jameson's office, but that's just to distract him. Or send him for tacos.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn Oh, good. Just don't tell Jameson that. He'll get a complex.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn Jameson and I both grew beards since you were here last. Mother Russia, man.
Jameson Orlav	01/16/17	Autumn She always seems to be. Doesn't do as good of a job hiding it as she thinks. I keep her on her toes. Don't want those wits going dull while she's unable to wreak havoc. That's ❤👍
Jameson Orlav	01/16/17	Autumn Whatever Elouise told you, don't believe her. But you know you're always welcome in Moscow. We're happy to host you. Autumn If you don't mind, I'd rather my little recruitment speech stay between you and I. Elouise.. Doesn't need the added stress. Its kind of a surprise.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn You should come back to Moscow. That way Jameson can hang out with you, and I can do literally anything else. And I miss you.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn At this point, he cries more than I do. And then he tries to rub my stomach for good luck. Even tequila didn't make me this sick. Tequila was a good friend.
Elouise Warrock	01/16/17	Autumn My favorite part of every morning is when Jameson holds my hair back while I puke, and we both realize our love isn't strong enough to survive this pregnancy. ❤
Elouise Warrock	01/14/17	Autumn You touch my butt, I touch yours! ...maybe I'll get some chap-stick with this nine bucks.
Jameson Orlav	01/13/17	Autumn Its no use. Its MY money, and I think she gets some sort of sick satisfaction from someone stealing it out from under her.
Summer	01/12/17	Hearing her phone buzz, Summer sat up on the couch, shoving bags of crisps and Cheetohs out of her way in search of it. It gave a second reminder buzz a few moments later. "F-ck!" She squealed in frustration, finally fishing her phone out of a now-empty ice cream container. Pinching it between two fingers, she wiped it off on her yoga pants. Clamping a short roach between her lips, she sent a reply. Cuteness Dude...I know of what you speak. I only know what day it is when Carl comes a-knockin' to pick me up and take me to work. It was really great seeing you the other night. We need to do it more often. No need to wait for some bullsh-t reasons.
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn No. .. Well, I don't know. It depends on which side of the fence you're on, I guess. She's not completely squared with me, but she's blood. Something tells me you know what I'm saying.
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn Lol. You're cheesier than the dairy section. She's, uh. Well. I haven't actually asked her yet, but. My sister, Noura.. Don't believe anything Elouise says about her.
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn Heh. No, but you're equipped with fangtastic other abilities. Like bloodlust. And strength. Look, its not too involved, I just need someone who is bipartial to accompany me. There's only one person in Moscow that I could sway... -Oh, and Weevil who??
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn Its a bit of a merc mission. An extraction of sorts. Someone with your.. Strength, certainly could be considered a valuable ally. snickers Autumn Ano? Kdo je to?
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn Let me check it over with preggers.. And if you don't mind, this time I'll come to you. It turns out I have some business to take care of in New York. A layover us no trouble. .Autumn Unless you're looking to make some extra cash, in which case, I may have a favor to ask.
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn I was being a smart ass. That's just kind of my /thing/.
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn Assuming you're not some half-breed, vampire/alien hybrid, pathogenically speaking, you're all encoded with the same infection. So.. Yes, your blood would do. Am I to bid on it now?
Jameson Orlav	01/11/17	Autumn Always.. Why? Did someone piss you off? Have you got a specimen?
Summer	01/09/17	Autumn Here's something I don't miss from the old days: Hangovers. Christ on rye, I feel f-cking fantastic. Fresh as a god damned daisy, despite tying one on as hard as we did.
Jameson Orlav	01/09/17	Autumn Daisy whoooo?
Jameson Orlav	01/09/17	deep breath Autumn Alright, I'll bite. Who goes there?!
Camille	01/09/17	-laughs, hands clasping together- "Whatever you* wish? Hmm. Not yet. But maybe someday.*" -winks- -toddles off-
Camille	01/09/17	-sated smirk- -snickers- "An invitation? Tooooo... Bite my ass?" -Turns, tries to stare at her own bum- "Not much meat there, I'm afraid. Bit boney, sweet."
Camille	01/09/17	-skips around- -little blue gummies pop into her mouth, one by one- -stops, stares- "Oy, Red! You're too pretty to be muffling around this ghetto." -looks around suspiciously-
Jameson Orlav	01/09/17	Autumn Did Elouise happen to hand you off the drugs she can't use anymore? ..also I'm stealing those jokes.
Jameson Orlav	01/09/17	skeptical typing Autumn Hanna who?
Jameson Orlav	01/09/17	twitches Autumn This is Sir Jameson Orlav, who's there?
Jameson Orlav	01/09/17	deadpan stares at his phone Autumn .. Cows go who?
Jameson Orlav	01/09/17	Autumn Who the f-- I mean.. Who's there?
Spring Taylor	01/09/17	Autumn Cheers. Wanting Casey to f-cking off himself brings out my eyes.
Summer	01/07/17	Despite her livelihood, Summer's current existence consisted mainly of going to work, then either having Carl drive her home or taking the tube to her gritty neighborhood. Maybe a stop at a chip shop, probably a stop at a grocery for necessities, then she'd hunker down at home watching some programs and avoiding the world. The peace and quiet was nice, but a little unnerving. She missed her family. Forcing the corners of her lips up into a smile, she grabbed a hunk of her hair and dangled it over Autumn. Remnants of glitter may or may not rain down on her sister. Laughing, she commented, "You're pretty enough without the glitter." Watching her sister finish off her last shots, Summer calls to the bartender. "Oi, Mary! Bottle of Penderyn's. To go." She cackles. "Put it on my tab, I'll settle up next week." Tucking the slim bottle of single malt in the crook of her arm, she caught up to her sister. Looping her free arm through Autumn's, the pair sauntered out onto the busy London streets. She waved the bottle at Autumn. "Something to get us from point A to point B."
Summer	01/07/17	Grinning a bit madly, it sure was being out with her sis. It had been far too long. Why? Eh, life. Stupid sh-t. The usual. When you've got forever, priorities shift. Urgency wanes. Nodding her head enthusiastically, her blonde mane swished in the light. Fragments of multicolored glitter glinted in the light. "I'm never danced out. Besides, this dancing is different. I'll eventually need something stronger than whiskey." Her voice was mild, knocking back another shot. Her family knew of her proclivities and made no bones about them, bless their hearts. They knew what she was running from, what she covered up.
Summer	01/07/17	Her younger sister was especially diminutive next to her while still in her work shoes. "Work shoes"=stripper heels, natch. Staring a bit openly at Autumn's doll face for a few blinks, she then clamped her lips shut and nodded. There were things in this world in which to push. Autumn Summers was not one of them. Besides, she'd never been a fan of her sisters beau- an odd grudge since she'd never actually met the guy. There was more to that, but nothing worth thinking about now. Waving her hand dismissively as she knocked a shot back, she said with some indifference, "Eh, I'm not too sure stumbling drunk into a cathedral after a hot chick only to end up married is worthy of celebration. Being single definitely is, but..." She tossed another one back, not even bringing the shot glass to her lips, instead just tilting her head back and pouring the liquid down. "We can also just clear our minds entirely." Her grin was a bit wolfish, feral.
Summer	01/07/17	Set finished, money collected, peripheral coworkers tipped out accordingly, Summer made her way to the dressing room. Since she was hitting the town with one of her sisters, she decided to just shimmy on some skin tight black pants and not bother with a top. Instead, she slipped on a very fluffy purple faux fur jacket over her neon yellow mesh bra. Yea it was winter. Cold didn't bother her. As such, she could dress completely inappropriately no matter the season. Touching up her eyeliner and smearing on more lipstick, the blond didn't waist any more time. That red hair could be spotted from a kilometer away. Grinning, she sauntered up, pleased to see her younger sibling had gotten started while waiting. Having not spent much time with her lately, Summer didn't notice the absent necklace, so she didn't comment on it. "Babe! You look fantastic, as always. What's the occasion? Do we need an occasion?" Summer laughed as she went to embrace Autumn. She beckoned the bartender for another round of shots.
Summer	01/07/17	Figuring she had glitter in her eye, Summer stared at her phone blinking. Empty, eh? Huh. Probably Beige was out on business or some sh-t. *** Better Have My Money blared on the speakers throughout The Windmill. " ." Summer muttered. Fingers flying, she quickly texted in response before heading on stage for her last set. Autumn** I read that and figured I was high, but then realized I only dance sober. So ahhh, yea. We'll talk once you get here. Or not, talking's for p-ssies anyway. I've seen enough of that all day, knowwhatImean? I'll tell Carl (the bouncer) to let you in. Meet ya at the bar, then we bounce and f-ck some sh-t up, like the good ole days.
Summer	01/07/17	Autumn I'm working for another hour. You wanna meet me here, then we can hit the pub down the street? It's low key. I could use some ale. And chips. Mmmm damn, I'm hungry. Actually, I'm gonna cut out after my next set. Twist my arm. What's up? Usually your dance card is full on a Saturday night!
Summer	01/05/17	Autumn Thanks. I'm mellowing, thanks to a very nice batch of Purple Haze. I'm happy. I'm always happy. Except when my nearest and dearest...you know what, never mind. Water under the bridge. I saw Twig. Lurking near work, if you can believe it. Hope he doesn't come in while I'm on stage. #awkward #betterbringcash I don't think he saw me. I was rolling as Super Stealth Summer. ....he can't hurt me. Not like he thinks he can. Not after my...ummm "change". Stay safe sugar.
Summer	01/04/17	Autumn They do when one half of the pair is a dumbass like me. Clearly you are mad as well. I have a pill for that. Gonna go take it now.
Summer	01/04/17	Autumn Winter is freaking out, so I figured I'd send a text to you to cover my ass. Yes, I stumbled into the cathedral and got hitched. I'm clearly being pranked, as I've never even talked to the chick, she's really pretty and was probably like- look at this b-tch, high as f-ck, let's see what happens. Well jokes on her, as now she's part of this family! An honor, yes, but one not many can handle. I didn't "invite" anyone for the same reason I don't invite people to watch me buy a pack of smokes. It just happened.
Elouise Warrock	01/04/17	Autumn I can't believe Camille and Summer didn't invite me. I'm DOUBLE offended.
Elouise Warrock	01/04/17	Autumn WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY.
Jameson Orlav	01/04/17	Autumn Damn, we really don't like this guy, eh? I've never met a Ghoul.. I wonder if Spring would let me borrow her hubster? ..Sorry, that made me laugh. Completely for my own amusement.
Jameson Orlav	01/04/17	Autumn .. Sky? Will? Oh, sh!t, not Spring? Damn, he's in for it. She's cra-Uh, crazy lovely and wonderful! Anyway.. You're sure he's a 'Ghoul'? I mean, I didn't think that was really a thing..
Jameson Orlav	01/04/17	Autumn A.. Ghoul? What do you mean? Can you be more specific?
Camille	01/03/17	Camille's teeth click together. Click. Click. Click. The noise a mere echo beneath the hollow bridge of her mouth. Aggressively it fights against the low rumble of her throat; vibrations rising like bile along her esophageal lining in frustration. One sniff. Two sniff. Vampire. Even since the closing of After Dark, London was a mess of plague- riddled to the core with the disgusting excuse of the undead. What was worse than the vile existence of human beings which she loathed entirely was these f-cking leeches. But oh, how London carried a swift tune against her cold little heart. Mere coincidence would bring the blonde together with the flaming haired beauty. In another life Camille may have gone forth and claimed her in the name of the residual darkness inside. Not now, though. She had been tarnished by the eternal damnation. Much to the Angels dismay. "Oh quelle honte." The words drip carelessly from her lips, like warm honey against a milky eve. And then, as she passes, her fist rears forward and breaks through the wall of atmosphere between them. Camille strikes once, and then twice, until the girl is on her ass. Only then would she lean over and pluck a token of her satisfaction from the woman beneath her. Cami isn't even sure quite what she had grabbed, but it was hard and it was shiny. She stuffs it in her pocket. "Too pretty for this life, Mon Cher..." Tender fingers reach to caress the cold and undead skin of her aggressed, before she is off like a bolt in the night. You hit Autumn Summers. You won the encounter!
Spring Taylor	12/31/16	Autumn Love you too! Are you going to f-cking have a cold one with me & the sapling?
Elouise Warrock	12/31/16	Autumn Hope you stay as ugly in 2017 as you did in 2016. ;o See you in the New Year!
Spring Taylor	12/30/16	Autumn Everyone. F-cking everyone.
Elouise Warrock	12/28/16	“Well. I wouldn’t say hindsight is one of my strengths. But. I’m glad we’re friends.” She shoots her a wink, pulling her winter jacket back over as she begins to stand up. “As always, you’re welcome any time you come to visit Moscow.” “I’ll be back through soon enough. The trip to see my mother is one of those unfortunate, inevitable things.” All but back together, she’s toying with her phone again. No doubt to order a car. “Thanks for the drink, Autumn.” She places a hand on the other woman’s arm, giving it a small squeeze. “See you soon.”
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	"I feel like **." She shakes her head. Finally, her shame shows through. "I wouldn't draw a gun on Noura. This baby is driving me crazy**." It was the strongest impulse Elouise had ever felt. And it had led her astray. "I think Buffalo will have to wait a few days. I have too much to fix at home." She's scanning her phone, fielding memos, checking flights. "After all, I'll still be married and pregnant when I get to my mother's, and she'll still not know until I get there. The fun will simply have to wait."
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	“It’s pretty f*cked up. I didn’t ask for any of this. For him.” She begins to toy with her wedding band, her smile only growing. “I love him so much. It makes me sick.” Literally. She’s puked on him more times than she can count. “We got married in London. I didn’t waking up that morning with a clue of how it would all work out. Sometimes… you just know.” A low scoff leaves her lips. Her smile fades. “And if you had told me I’d have wanted a baby, I would have said you were crazy. But the truth is, Autumn… I’m not terrified of having the child. It’s the loving part of it. I didn’t think I could love anything more than I love Jameson. I mean… it’s not even here. What if it’s ugly? I’m going to love an ugly baby more than my own husband?!” She’s starting to shift from exasperation to hysteria, the water works coming on. But, she shuts them down. “…I guess all newborns start out kind of ugly, don’t they?”
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	"He's not going to be there. I wouldn't let that happen again, Autumn. He's everything to me." Her fingertips grip her empty wine glass, jaw setting as she emits a sharp sigh. She's embittered. Still so enraged over the events that had transpired. Her head hangs, eyes rolling. Mothering instinct. She could hardly take care of herself. But she was right, and Elouise knew it. She groans, head swinging back to rest against the padded booth. "No, no. My layover is twelve hours. I saw Dad and." You. She finally manages a faint smile. "I have to get back to Heathrow soon enough. But I couldn't sit there for hours. So. Here I am."
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	Noura. "She's Jameson's sister. Fcking btch." A feeling of disgust washes over her -- it's visible in her expression. "And I'd do it again." Elouise diverts her gaze, shaking her head as she mulls over the events of two days prior. "She threatened my baby. I... I don't know what came over me."
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	She's trying to continue. To explain exactly what transpired. She lets out a laugh, shaking her head. It's not amusement, but exasperation. Elouise didn't know if she could ever get over it. The thought that she might have killed him if he had intervened at the wrong moment. "Noura came for Christmas dinner. I tried to kill her. It didn't go as planned." With that said and done, she chugs the last of her wine, appearing absolutely miserable.
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	Elouise sits at the booth, arms folded, face pressed to the table. She lifts her head at the sound of Autumn's voice. She looks tired, like she hasn't slept since Christmas. Maybe she hasn't. "Hi." It's a start for her. Sipping on the glass of wine in front of her. Screw half a glass. She needed the whole bottle, as far as she was concerned. But Baby Satan kind of screwed up those plans. Her voice drops to a mumble, the only audible words of the whole thing being: "...and I shot my husband."
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	Autumn Chelsea. Meet me at the Bluebird? Yes, alcohol. One glass of wine won't do anything. Maybe if I watch you chug a handle of Vodka, I'll feel better.
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	Autumn Was it the phone booth or Big Ben that gave it away? Need a friend. Want to get a drink?
Elouise Warrock	12/27/16	Autumn Guess who. [img attached]
Elouise Warrock	12/25/16	Autumn Oh my god. Those booties. My heart is going to burst. Thank you! Merry Christmas, BFF.
Elouise Warrock	12/24/16	Autumn Please. We even have cameras in the ~~bathrooms~~. I'll have material for the next hundred years!
Elouise Warrock	12/24/16	Autumn Yeah, but none of them are gingers, so I can't even pretend! ...and they're all on their Christmas benders. Here I am, unfortunately sober, and folding socks.
Elouise Warrock	12/24/16	Autumn It's the ugly red-head I pay to be my friend. What do you think I'm supposed to do when you're not here?
Elouise Warrock	12/24/16	BFF Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. [img attached]
Jameson Orlav	12/24/16
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	-shifty eyes- -dusts off more glitter- Airport bar? Two birds with one stone. And you'll sleep great on the flight!
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	-rolls eyes- He's so lucky to have me. And he's working tonight. Which means... -taps chin- No plans! Let's go get drunk. Well. You drink. I'll have two ounces of wine and pretend I'm happy.
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	-cackles- -...coughs out some glitter- He might forgive me after he gets his Christmas present. It's that good.
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	-wide eyes- Ohemgee. He's going to kill me. I already glitterbombed him today! -snickers- But I'm pregnant, so he can't throw me out. And he'll never be free of the glitter now!
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	...no, nonono! -miserably glittered- -definitely deserved it- ...summ'uv'a'bish. Merry Christmas, assh0le.
Jameson Orlav	12/22/16	goes limp deadpans into oblivion ..You two are going to be the death of me, aren't you? senses he will never get the glitter out of his clothes
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Fifth? Try -... -cringes, dive bombs to bed- -...okay so it was filled with glitter-
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Well, Jameson does bring home tacos. That's the best thing anyone has ever done for me. -devious grin- Well...whatever you prefer. It doesn't make a difference to me. But if you open it in London, have Gray film your response.
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Even Jameson isn't this romantic! Come in! I was just staring at a glass of tequila and pretending to book flights to see my mother. -scrambles in, grabs a rectangular box- Ignore the 'Happy Birthday' wrapping paper. -offers box- -definitely not rigged to explode glitter everywhere-
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Autumn Fine. I need to put pants on. -grumbling from other side- -swings door open, screams- You sneaky little rat! What are you doing here?!
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Autumn So does Jameson! I will! It's been a few months. Well, since my wedding. My father lives in Chelsea. Don't eat him!
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Autumn No need! Jameson's credit card is great for over-night shipping. I'm sure I'll chat with you again once you receive it. Enjoy London. ❤️
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Autumn Neither do I~. Your Christmas present is nearly wrapped and ready. I might even put on real clothes to give it to you tomorrow!
Elouise Warrock	12/22/16	Autumn So, maybe heels work. Are you a magician?
Summer	12/20/16	Autumn I love the overprotectiveness.
Summer	12/20/16	Autumn I think you answered your own question. Some dude who fancied a shag. Nothin' I can't handle. Retract those fangs, Red Hot, I can see 'em from here. Why the f-ck are you sober? xxxx-S
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn Why did you feel the fcking need to text me? 💯 Let's get food b-tch. My stomach sounds like a fcking whale sending out distress calls, because a sh-tty creeper Shark arsehole is trying to fcking eat it.
Elouise Warrock	12/20/16	Definitely BFF World cheese tour? OMG. Wine tour!! I can still have wine. In moderation. This baby better be fcking WORTH it.
Elouise Warrock	12/20/16	Still Lovey No you're not, b*tch. Because in approximately eight months you'll get to play with a chubby baby and burn a city to the ground with me. Plus, we have to start training to hike Everest!
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn No.
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn VICTOR.
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn LIKE
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn DON'T
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn I
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn Your fcking bullsh-t 'spidey senses' said Moscow would be Summer. IT'S NOT FCKING SUMMER. AUTUMN. MOTHER FCKING DAMNIT.
Elouise Warrock	12/20/16	Lovey Of course you are! For ages 5-7. LOL. Speaking of children, Jameson and I are naming ours Macallan Pilsner Orlav. Scotch whiskey deserves all of the credit, after all!
Spring Taylor	12/20/16	Autumn You sound like that mental tw-t of a bloid. NO I DON'T FCKING LIKE HIM.
Elouise Warrock	12/20/16	Autumn I was taller than Jameson last night. Omg. It's okay, sexy comes in all shapes and sizes. Even children's extra small! ;)
Elouise Warrock	12/20/16	Autumn Glad we're in consensus! She's too much fun to be married. I used to be fun, once. And probably better looking. Do you have any idea how f*cking weird I'm going to look pregnant? I'm 5'10 for Christ's sake. I'm going to be wife of Sasquatch! ...I'm just going to stare longingly at my tequila.
Elouise Warrock	12/20/16	Autumn My feet hurt, and I'm blaming you. Congrats on the impending brother-in-law! ;o
Summer	12/20/16	Autumn Huh? You gettin' in my edibles again? I swear to f-cking christ between you and Winter, I'm gonna be left stone cold sober. JK no chance of that ever happening. Seriously though, wtf you on about? Checks the mail, fishing out this weeks tabloids. A tiny, dim bell goes off in Summer's brain. She picks up the phone and resumes her text. Ah, I see what it is. I haven't read that rag yet, but maybe I'll just skip it next time I'm dropping the kids off at the pool and use it for some rolling paper. I suppose your reaction is dependent on who submitted the 'hot tip'. PS This is what I looked like when I read your text. [IMG}
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn Of course! I'm practicing good parenting skills. Like bribery and compromise. ...and I'm buying him a puppy. Sorry!
Summer	12/19/16	Autumn Oh, haha. Sorry for the long text. It's this strain called 'Galactic Jack'. It makes me very chatty. You do you, babe. I love you no matter what, so...just as long as you're happy. I'm glad your bloke is good. You deserve nothing less. I'm serious about the Russian lady scarves. Need. Christmas is coming and I'VE BEEN SO GOOD.
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn He's with me. We're... Um. I don't know. And I'm not even high!
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn Winter is tripping balls. Taking him for cocoa. Can you come get him?
Spring Taylor	12/19/16	Autumn Ready to f-cking square up?
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn Omg. I'm getting sexy as we speak. Relax. Your influence is strong, b*tch. ...and I don't need Jameson thinking he can do better.
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Rude Ass Listen. I'm busy all of the time. And if he isn't going to shave his legs, why should I shave me?! FEMINISM. ...and I'm lazy af. But he married me before he really found out just how much of a p.o.s. I am. :)
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn Fine. He so totally doesn't deserve it though. WTF, Autumn. Now I have to shave my legs. THIS IS A HORRIBLE DAY.
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn UGH. But these jammies are comfy and I'm watching Hallmark! And Jameson is working. He can't afford to get distracted by my legs! ...if I don't agree you're going to show up anyway, aren't you?
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn I can't get double pregnant, right? Because I can't even handle one. ...I'm sticking to PJ's.
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn Because that sack of potatoes married me while I was wearing a onesie. He's easily impressed. Or doesn't complain often. Either way. ...how easily manipulated?
Jameson Orlav	12/19/16	Autumn I am sure Gray will be thrilled that you purchased a pair of those heels on a other mans dime. Also, rumor is that your siblings are terrifying. Mine is enough trouble as it is. Sorry, kid.
Elouise Warrock	12/19/16	Autumn I'm really going to have to turn off those text alerts on his phone. We deserved the shoes, obviously. It's like Manolo made the shoes just for us! I don't dress up for Jameson. He's lucky to see me in my dressier pajamas. ...but maybe just this once.
Jameson Orlav	12/19/16	Autumn I just found a very hefty charge on my credit card, post-adventure. Do I have your influence to thank for this?
Elouise Warrock	12/17/16	Autumn I spent like three hours looking at parenting tweets. If this isn't me, I don't know what is:
Elouise Warrock	12/17/16	Autumn It's a date! Best of luck with Gray. I'll just be watching more videos of baby pranks. Like stacking things on their faces? LOL.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	BRING IT Or you could come over and watch these creepy baby monitor videos with me. Babies are creepy little sh*ts, aren't they?
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn I'm far too afraid he's going to do what Michael Jackson did. I refuse to raise a Prince Jameson Orlav! ...ohemgee. What if it's a little me?! THIS IS A LOT OF STRESS.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Rude OKAY. FINE. What do you suggestt?
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn 😦 Offended! How about something more normal, like Fido? Or Beethoven?
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn What about Bulldozer? Or Rambo?
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn When baby Flamethrower tries to cut my hair off in my sleep, you will be my first call. And you're my girl too. ;)
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn I'm not over the fact that it's going to be at least 7'0 tall. ...and I miss weed. But thank you. :) If it has Jameson, it can't be 100% stupid.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn ...just the smallest bit. Like, a gentle half cancer, only it's a baby.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn It's plausible that you randomly took on the body of a very large, very muscular man! Growth spurts can come at the most inopportune moments. Just like a husband's irresponsibility can too. :) So you'll have to drink for the two of us. ...or we can just wait. Though that sounds less fun.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn I'm on a fixed amount of time! ...just put Blaize in a longer wig and have him pretend to be you for a few months. We've only got so long to burn several countries to the ground!
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn Night time safari? Ooo. What about crocodile hunting? Or a walk about in the Outback? I'll pack you a sunhat and a poncho.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn They're allowed in the cage? Even better! I've always wanted to punch one on the nose. Can we go on a Safari?
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn But it still sounds like fun! And I want to get lowered into the ocean in a cage so I can see sharks up close.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn World's largest hot dog? And I want to swim in a pool filled with Nutella.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn Dog-sledding is #15. I'm trying to skip over the live-endangering things first. After dog-sledding is swallowing a flame. Maybe if you impress Gray with your joie de vivre, he'll unwad his panties!
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn I'd have to ask Jameson about the first two items on my list. But I think dog-sledding could be viable! ...and then I can learn how to train mine.
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn Just making my bucket list. Have you ever been bungee jumping? ...would you want to go?
Elouise Warrock	12/16/16	Autumn Do you think it's difficult to become an astronaut? Asking for a friend.
Summer	12/16/16	Autumn Of course Blaize and I are the only ones who think it is a good idea. Blaize is a smartypants and I am the only one who is no longer a vampire. Kinda that whole 'can't see the forest from the trees' thing? Well, I'm outta the trees babe, and have a really good view at that fanged, bloody forest that was forced upon us. F-ck that, and f-ck it. Besides, what's the worst that can happen? You die. Okay. Sorry to be that person, but- been there, done that. So you go to hell. Make nice with the devil, I'll call in my favor I have with him, you return as a demon. Bing, bang, bong (hehe, 'bong'), all fixed! But if it is Jameson who's searching for the cure, I bet you've got it. He picked a good wife, so he can't be a total mook, right? Spring will come around, she just has to be angry. If Winter has his panties in a wad, I haven't a clue why. And as for your man? If he has an ounce of smartness, he'll know how good he's got it with you and not be a total dumbsh-t. He'll come around too. If not, you've got your rocks: Us. Love you babe. Take care out there. And bring home some of those multicolored scarves all the old Russian ladies wear, please.
Spring Taylor	12/16/16	She was still pissed af at Autumn. However this called for her to text her sister a warning. All the younger siblings seemed to hone in on the rage. Sky was almost exactly like her. Autumn Sky's f-cking home.
Summer	12/13/16	Getting on the tube to Brixton, Summer snapped her gum and tugged her fuzzy knit cap down on her head. Golden hair spilled out down her parka. The winter gear was for show. Running around in a tank top and shorts in the dead of an English winter would certainly cause eyebrows to raise. Not that she was opposed to raising eyebrows. She just preferred that attention while on stage and when people had their wallets out. A thread of excitement raced through her body. She was on her way to sign the lease and get the keys to her new flat in Brixton. Finally- finally she’d truly be on her own. Not beholden to anyone, not in someone else’s home, seeking permission to paint her bedroom walls or go into certain rooms. Hers. Where she controlled the locks and wasn’t held as a Nazi vampire patriarch’s fetish pet. Swallowing thickly, her peripheral vision took in the people surrounding her. It was an old habit from her vampire days, always on the prowl for her next catch. Two chav’s sat with their legs ridiculously spread wide –like they really needed that much space- talking about the football match from the day prior. They then went on to talk about chicks they’d bagged, then onto the latest gossip. Giving her gum a loud snap, she watched the underground walls flash by. “Ey! You hear ‘bout that hot chick in the rags, she’s goan to some quack doc to not be a vamp no more. That ginger one. So fookin’ hot.” “Oi! No such thing as that. The only way to do that is a stake right to tha heart!” “No, serious. Some fookin’ doctor goan fix ‘er right up. Too bad, that. I got somethin’ for her to suck.” The chavs laughed ribaldly, moving their intellectual discussion onto something else. But Summer’s attention had been piqued. Hot ginger vampire chick in the rags. Math was never her best subject, but she could put two and two together. At her stop, Summer ducked out, holding the collar of her parka up against her face. Again, she wasn’t blocking the wind. She was hiding her expression from the throngs of people on the streets. Why was she learning her sister was seeking treatment to cure vampirism from some d-ckweed chavs on the tube? Same reason she learned about her family from those very rags the chavs talked about. Early for her meeting with the landlord, Summer took a seat at the café and ordered a cuppa. She pulled out her phone, her face an emotionless mask. To: Autumn Hey baby sis. I heard on the streets you were trying to shake the vampirism . Not sure where you are or how that's gonna work but, I think it's a good choice. I've never want to go back to that. Every time I fed, I felt like I was still in that house...Not that life as a f-cking angel is perfect. At least they didn’t make me this way. Anyway. say hello to your new man! I bet he's happy you are making this change and fully cutting the ties to your abusers. xxx ~Sum
Elouise Warrock	12/10/16	Good! Then we should definitely go out tonight. He's not fun to drink with. -lowers voice- And I have his credit card.
Elouise Warrock	12/10/16	-blinks- ...oh. That's why she flashed her boobs for shots. A lot of what she does it starting to make sense now. I've come full circle! -eyes over- I hope my husband has been a gracious host. He can be rather dense. ...don't tell him I said that.
Elouise Warrock	12/10/16	-stage whisper- Yeah! She's fantastic. -nodnodnods- I want to adopt her. She said she was an... 'exotic dancer'. Is that like...the waltz?
Elouise Warrock	12/10/16	You're probably right. Though nothing could smell worse than the jail cell I spent the night in. It was like mini-Gulag. -gags- But then your sister bailed me out! ...and gave me Valium.
Elouise Warrock	12/10/16	I took out a larger life insurance policy in preparation! -big grin- Soooo, how do you like Moscow? The vodka is so inexpensive. I may start bathing in it.
Elouise Warrock	12/08/16	-stumbling down street- -does a double take- I knew you were here! My husband isn't a good secret keeper. ...and I read all of his messages.
Elouise Warrock	12/07/16	Autumn Ditched the husband. I've got a bottle of tequila, les'go.
Spring Taylor	12/07/16	AUTUMN RING RING B!TCH. CHOP CHOP HURRY THE FCK UP
Spring Taylor	12/07/16	Autumn AUTUMN.
Spring Taylor	12/07/16	Autumn IT IS CALLED A FCKING PHONE. ANSWER IT.
Spring Taylor	12/07/16	Autumn HELL FCKING OH.
Spring Taylor	12/07/16	Autumn B!tch I swear to fcking god you better fcking answer me tw-t
Spring Taylor	12/07/16	Autumn WTF kind of message is this? What the f-ck are you doing?
Jameson Orlav	12/07/16	Autumn There's a driver waiting for you. He will know where to go. I hope you don't mind, we will be meeting at my office. First floor, end of the hall. That place isn't too big, shouldn't be hard to find. See you then.
Jameson Orlav	12/07/16	Autumn I'm in Moscow. Let me know when you arrive. I can't meet you at the airport, but there's a place downtown. I'll text you the address. If you need a place to stay, arrangements will be made. I believe you've made acquaintance with my wife already. She would be happy to have you.
Jameson Orlav	12/07/16	Honeyed eyes flicker as they glance back and forth between words on the screen. Looking for a cure. So, people knew. They were finally talking. What Jameson needed to decide was whether this meant impending danger, or a simple curious query. Autumn ..Your country or mine?
Jameson Orlav	12/07/16	1 New Message: Jameson Orlav Jameson is fine. What can I do for you? I've got free time in the evenings, usually. Whatever works best for you.
Summer	12/06/16	To: Red Hot Sorry for my late reply. My dealer arrived and he had some new sh-t, and, well...anyway. That's an 'in-person' story. Of course I'm happy for you. Is there a reason I shouldn't be? Why are those silly brothers giving you a hard time? They love you bunches, just like I do. Blaize is probably just being protective and Winter probably just wanted a reason to b-tch someone out while naked. That actually sounds like a good idea. BRB
Camille	12/06/16	Thanks dollface. I've got a really solid game plan. I'm working hard to win this year. So many drugs and hormones. I can practically feel a fragile male ego rooting deep within. I got this. -winkwink-
Summer	12/05/16	To: Autumn All is forgiven, cuteness. It looks like you have QUITE the reason to have been distracted! ;D I'm happy for you, Sweet Chilli! You deserve it. I saw JFC on the streets, does that count? I probably made a fool of myself, but what's new. I seem to do better with men when they are sitting at the stage, yaknow? :D I'll leave successful dating to you. Seriously, are you the only one of us that can maintain a relationship? Gold star to you for that one! Teach lessons. Please.
Summer	12/05/16	Text to: Autumn? Couple things: Do I have your number in here right? Sh-t, I dunno. If this isn't Autumn- whattup, randos! My goddamned redheaded f-cking siblings never f-cking text me the f-ck back..... Sh-t dude, sorry about that. My pipe's empty, my dealer is late getting here, and the benzos clearly haven't kicked in. Sounded like Spring for a second, haha. I have a bone to pick with you missy. I have to learn from a magazine that my baby sister is a)seeing someone and b)GETTING MARRIED?!?!!?! When do I get to meet this man of mystery? Anyway. Text me back sometime or I'm wearing white to your f-cking wedding, you gorgeous b-tch! (Don't think I won't. I'm bringing Jesus as my date. Did you read that part? Aww sh-t! DOUBLE WEDDING.)
Elouise Warrock	12/04/16	Autumn It's Sunday. Let's go rob some church offertories.
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Autumn Yes! Like a 'wow, I should put pants on today' kind of feeling. He also brings home the bacon, and the tacos, pretty much all of the food. ...and we have furbabies. He's the Momma.
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Autumn Omg. I totally agree. I walk around in a onesie 99% of the time. ...Jameson always looks good. It's intimidating.
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Autumn Joe sounds like a douche. You're not last season! Gray might be. Until he puts on the sweater I knit him. ;)
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Autumn Didn't Death and Style say they're getting it on? It's fine! If he's related to you, he's probably cuter than me. Don't choke!
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Autumn Aren't kittens just the best? Wait, Winter? That's the one who's having an affair with my husband, right? Small world!
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Autumn How could he be mad? I got him a bowtie to match my cat's!
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	[Snapchat Sent] What. Did. We. Do. Last. Night.
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Uhm. Is that even a question?! We're gonna close down the bar. ...and it's open 24 hours. -flashes teeth-
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	Good. Because otherwise I'd have to give him a firm finger wag. -deadpan- Do I drink? I've been called a functionally alcoholic a few times. I have a punch card. Buy five drinks, get a free Uber home!
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	-wide eyes- That's him?! He rejected my friendship sweater! -pouts- ...and he may or may not hate me. But you're right, he probably does look damn good in a bowtie.
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	-squints- Is he good at selfies? He better treat you like a queen, because... -bows down to- Death and Style was wrong. I'd give you an 11 out of 10 any day.
Elouise Warrock	12/02/16	-gasp- So cute! This is my husband. He's adorable. But I may have to leave him for your brother. Selfie skills are an important part of any relationship, after all.
Elouise Warrock	12/01/16	-fans self- Brother? Red head? Let me hide my wedding ring. -lowers voice- I swear to God I'm monogamous.
Elouise Warrock	12/01/16	You managed to break out Autumn Summers. I was convinced blonde hair was the only good color, but you're changing my mind.
Spring Taylor	11/28/16	Autumn Between that bloody bast-rd and That f-cking Girl, I'm going to be abstinent for like a f-cking week. He promised me a f-cking Jurassic Park lamp. Mother f-cker better give it to me. He f-cking better. Or else I won't bang in my f-cking room. I'll bang the sh-t out of his.
Spring Taylor	11/28/16	Autumn Where the f-ck am I going to put my sprouts? Cheers for the bed. Tell Gray to not get his f-cking knickers in a bunch.
Jameson Orlav	11/25/16	Enlarged eyes dart suspiciously, "Look, I travel a lot for work.." Jameson takes a small step back, as though he were preparing to evade a beating, "That bright hair seems to be quite trendy at the moment. Mere coincidence, really."
Jameson Orlav	11/22/16	Dark brows knot into a 'v' shape over his now narrowed eyes. A heavily sleeved arm comes across his mouth, wiping the remnants of pizza crust from the corners of his face. He shrugs. "Worth it." Lips perk into an exaggerated grin. It says 'I'm adorable, thanks', just before he toddles off.
Jameson Orlav	11/22/16	Shoving the last piece of pizza crust into his mouth, Jameson chews hastily, swallowing fast as he wipes his hands together and makes a spectacle of having finished his meal. "You must be a mind reader. I was starving."
Summer	11/21/16	She’d heard through the tiny grapevine that was her family that her sisters had a blow out fight. Summer flopped onto her bed, shoving pillows out of the way, staring at the ceiling. Fairly sober, she licked her lips out of nervousness and put her hand on her belly. Discord among the very few she actually loved in this world made her feel physically ill. She didn’t know what the fight was about and she didn’t need to. That was between them. Despite that, Summer felt like she needed to reach out to the two bullheaded women, knowing that they were very likely isolating themselves. With a sigh, she chuckled as she glanced at her tall, antique apothecary chest. Each tiny drawer contained a different means of escape and isolation for the woman. They all had different ways of quieting the storm. Rolling over, she grabbed her phone and sent out a text to each, just needing to send out that tether to her baby sisters. Autumn, my sweet little red-hot- I want you to know I love you no matter what. I’m back in London, brought you back a cat head pipe in celebration of your new kitten. While you’re in New York, will you have a black and white cookie for me? Also maybe a cronut. I hear those are super yummy. Xoxo- S
Caitlyn Darrow	11/21/16	Glances around Gnaws on squeaky toy Is this a paying position to be your feet warmer? eyes Because I could use the cash.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/19/16	You're the one from the paper, aren't you? With the dozen siblings with odds and ends for names? Seems only one of the two of us should have any parenting issues. Do have a good evening now, Miss.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/19/16	If you needed money for heroin, all you had to do was ask. I give donations to homeless people all of the time. What you do with it is your business.
Spring Taylor	11/18/16	Spring's lips turn upward into a domineering smirk. Autumn was talking her language now. Her blue eyes fluttered to Gray occasionally. A sadistic laugh flowed from Spring, "Happiness? F-cking cvnt. Don't pretend like we have those feelings. Your own f-cking heart was taken by a business man just like him. I will do whatever the f-ck I want Autumn. If I feel it neccessary to beat the f-cking p-ss out of your love interest, then I will f-cking do it. He's my f-cking neighbour, and was my f-cking neighbour first. Nay, It's not about me. That f-cking part is right, but it always comes back to me." She hissed and dropped her fists from her chest. "News f-cking flash. If you're banging my f-cking neighbour and also a f-cking wanker. It involves me. You know what.." Spring taks a few deep breaths and makes a move towards the door. Allowing one final cutting eye to her sister. "You're going to end up fcked up just like they are. You may f-cking end up with Gray, but do you still blow, Autumn? Don't bother sending me a f-cking card when you start seeing those invisible f-cking unicorns like mum and dad. Autumn Leaf, it's neither of our seasons. You're f-cking dead to me." Spring's voice icy and apathetic, she makes a final motion to where Gray was standing. "I guess you always make the right f-cking choices. Cheers." Instead of keeping her date, Spring hobbled down the hallway and out the door. After this bullsh-t she needed a drink.
Spring Taylor	11/18/16	The whole name bit made her head steer towards her sister. She was mid-air at that point, which changed her landing course. Instead she landed face first onto the couch. Her hands curl around the back of the couch to twirl her around to face the both of them. Dark brown curls dishevel and create a curtain around her face. F-ck off, hair. F-ck off, Autumn. F-ck off, Gray. Everything now is equally on her f-cking sh!t list. She fiddles with her removed shoe, and just as she was about to answer. He f-cking did it. That made her boiled blood pump over zealously. How dare he try to talk for her. Spring's eyes moved to glare daggers at both her sister and Gray. Zero f-cks. She tosses her shoe in his direction with a hiss. "First of f-cking all. I did mean it. I didn't realize I was bloody Gray now. F-cking Wanker. What the f-ck does it look like Autumn?" The level of hostility continues to rise in her gaze. "I'm trying to kick Gray's arse. Glad to f-cking know he's a b-tch that brings you into it. Oi. Why the f-ck are you here Autumn Leaf? Did I cut into your f-cking date time?" Spring finally stood from the spot she had incorrectly landed with a look of a dare cast to her sister. Her limbs creak and pop, as she rose her fists from her sides. It was clear from their upbringing it was a sign of 'come at me bro'.
Spring Taylor	11/17/16	Autumn Right. Did you two f-cking bang?
Spring Taylor	11/17/16	Autumn Ew. What the actual f-ck Autumn? You fell for that stupid sh!te. You know he's just a f-cking wanker that sends out memos, right? No. I'm not f-cking happy. Stop acting modest and give me the f-cking deets. B!tch.
Spring Taylor	11/16/16	Autumn Don't play f-cking dumb with me. You know the f-cking song. The one tr@mp song.
Spring Taylor	11/16/16	Autumn What the f-ck is wrong with you? Stop humming that f-cking song c-nt
Camille	11/16/16	Never mind where she had gotten the key from. The guards were on her sb-t list, and it brought her immense pleasure to see them suffer. Evenings were the easiest- the chubby little men were so often busy with an influx of activity after dawn had passed, and that's when Camille would have her fun. With each new occupant that filled the void of empty cells came another opportunity. She would wait for the slamming of heavy steel and the vacancy of the officer before she freed the prisoners. When they returned, they'd be red faced and aggravated. Just how she liked them. "Psst. You. Red." Cami wiggles her bony little finger at the fair skinned lass. "Hurry, before they come back." You managed to break out Autumn Summers
Summer	11/15/16	Squinting at the yell, Summer let out a long exhale. A great plume of smoke followed, surrounding the blond and creating a near accurate depiction of her aura. Coughing a few times, she peered at her sister and remarked, "I didn't know you knew I was dead?" Was she talking in circles? It sounded like it but also made sense in her mind. With another puff-cough, she added wryly, "Death didn't know what to do with me. So...I'm baaaaack!" Watching Autumn's reaction, Summer marveled at the differences and similarities between her sisters. Spring's prickles could be seen from a mile away. Meanwhile Autumn was a bit more like a porcupine- seemingly soft until you approach or touch her. Then: stabby stabby. Seeing Autumn's cherubic face sadden sobered Summer a little bit. Hugging her tightly, Summer felt a pang of guilt. To have caused her family worry and anguish, it was distressing. Glancing back at the smoldering Pabst can laying on its side, she knew she'd be chasing those feelings away shortly. Summer's smokey brown eyes met Autumn's greens. Smiling sweetly, she touched her sisters pretty face and said, "I'm so sorry you worried and am sorry I didn't come around sooner. I really didn't think anyone knew I was gone." Scrunching up her face, she asked, "I wasn't gone that long, was I? Time is so weird."
Spring Taylor	11/11/16	Autumn Punch one news reporter and your life goes to sh-T. I also need your f-cking help setting up a Tinder profile to make Piss off Winter. Xoxox
Spring Taylor	11/11/16	Autumn Stop by my loft later. Unlimited liquor and cigs. You better come over, f-cking c-nt. Xoxo
Spring Taylor	11/06/16	Autumn Hey b1tch. We need to have f-cking words about those bossy, nameless tw-ts.
Spring Taylor	11/05/16	Gray; Autumn They liked the samples of Sunglass Hut saleslady's brain. Do lepers enjoy plebeian brain?
Spring Taylor	11/05/16	Gray; Autumn I had no clue that zombies like selfies. ...what the f-ck am I doing with my life?
Spring Taylor	10/31/16	Get a cup of joe? Eat some crisps? Shop? What do we do?
Spring Taylor	10/25/16	-Chews on brownie- You know what's a stupid word? Spoon. Who the f-ck would think of that name? Heh, I got these brownies from the daft birthers..This is my thourth one. -Laughs- God f-cking damnit, I'm high. I should have known better. -Hisses- Ugh. Tweaker a-ses.
Spring Taylor	07/14/16	Narrowed eyes glanced from left to right. A whimsical tune started to flutter from her lips in form of a whistle. Using a pin she kept behind her right ear she knelt down and went to work on the cell door. "Well, come the fck on. This place can fck itself off the map." You managed to break out Autumn Summers.
Spring Taylor	07/11/16	You always were the more observant fcking one. To clarify I mean our fcking parents.
Spring Taylor	07/11/16	It's about fcking time. Did you get tired of those daft fcking wankers as well?