Dexter Gein |
02/21/19 |
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Summer |
02/18/19 |
Autumn
You mean like every damned day of my life?
Yes.
The lure of the sunny beaches in Cancun is strong.
The lure of just facing all of it and seeing where I end up has an appeal all its own.
But like, I think about how I'm an angel that ran away from heaven. And am now stuck here in this literal god-forsaken land and it's just like...dude, I don't f-ckin' know.
So I smoke a bowl. Dance. Cut my hair. Find some cute boy and marry him. Sh-t like that.
Oh, I got married, btw. Super low key, just us. You know, the Summers way. No big thing.
Keep your chin up, Sugarpants. Maybe your purpose is to read my book-length texts. Ugh, that is depressing, I'm sorry. Forget I said it. |
Idris Mowbry |
02/07/19 |
Queen She is joined at my hip. She demanded I pick her up. And so did Jacob. We spoil these cats too much. How long is your brother back in town for? He likes to poof, doesn't he? |
Idris Mowbry |
02/07/19 |
Queen I'm hoooooome! Brought some souvenirs. Rallied a rebellion in Hell. Got a punch on Crowley. All in all, a fun time. How are ya, beautiful? |
Gray Taylor |
02/06/19 |
Autumn
He needs his head checked for trusting me with anything. |
Gray Taylor |
02/06/19 |
Autumn
That is the most asinine thing I’ve heard all day. |
Gray Taylor |
02/06/19 |
Autumn
Do I really want to know? |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red All my bounty is available for your enjoyment. I even found one of Summer's joints from when she stayed here. It's quality greens. |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red Why not both? The wine is being poured. I am at my place, rearranging a few things. Wish to join me? I might need help breaking down a wall. |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red There's the sister I know. You were worrying me there for a minute. However, I disagree. I think you would take to motherhood rather well. Just not now. Gray has always cared for your safety and well being. Go ahead. He already thinks I'm out of my mind. |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red I am working on that prejudice. I have learned they aren't the worst things to ever exist. So it's not that. And you are correct, I don't trust anyone with you. or Summer. Or Will. Or Winter. Because everyone has their own motives. I'm a skeptic and people are terrible. I trust Gray with you. Maybe I will warm up to this Idris. If you get pregnant that is your choice. I'm not changing diapers, and I stand by that. |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red Never met the man but I don't trust him. Just a hunch. And if you were pregnant, then I'd be surprised. I'm not changing diapers. I have changed enough in my lifetime already. |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red Good. I'm glad you aren't alone. Not with that Idris fellow, right? You aren't pregnant correct? |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red Winter hinted at it and I have had eyes on you in my absence. I'm sorry I haven't been there to help you with this...transition. I can't imagine the feeling. I am here now. And we will figure it out. |
Blaize E Summers |
02/05/19 |
Red Unfortunately. You are still a ginger at heart. And will always be my Red. |
Blaize E Summers |
02/04/19 |
Red
Because I never cared enough to try. I know the strings to pluck, simply never needed to do so. And this situation is not of the plucking sort. For now. |
Livia Vlcek |
01/30/19 |
*sighs with relief* *chuckles quietly* Always friends. |
Livia Vlcek |
01/29/19 |
*accepts the brownies* *offers a bottle of Liberty School Cabernet as trade* |
Blaize E Summers |
01/27/19 |
Red Don't remind me. It's going to end one of two ways: A fist fight or a civil shake of the hand. |
Blaize E Summers |
01/27/19 |
Red That I do. I have business with him. Just thinking about what I am about to do makes me nauseous. I have to... apologize. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
You're welcome.
I'll be by, since you asked so nicely. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
It's not a problem. It's a hobby. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
And will there be cookies and wine? |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
I do believe that is a point to me.
I'm back in London. Where are you residing, lately? |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
Is that what Google Translate said?
You get a point. Game isn't over. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
Or you could make my day and say that to my face. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
You really cannot expect it to be that easy.
It's like you've forgotten me, entirely. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
Winning is defined as getting my way. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
This is a fun game.
Who will win? |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
Feel free to tell me how much you miss me. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
I thought you might need space.
Was I right? |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
Maybe I am.
I've been downgraded to pulse-checks. |
Gray Taylor |
01/26/19 |
Autumn
Don't know. Am I? |
Blaize E Summers |
01/26/19 |
Red He was important to Spring. I have to make sure he isn't dead in a ditch somewhere out of respect for her. |
Blaize E Summers |
01/26/19 |
Red I will inquire. Have you kept in touch with Gray? |
Blaize E Summers |
01/26/19 |
Red I wish to see everybody. I am thinking of a family gathering at my home. Think it can be achieved? |
Blaize E Summers |
01/24/19 |
Red I have returned for the last time. I have stepped down and retired. Look at me. Retiring at the ripe old age of 28. How are you holding up? |
Morgan Laramee |
01/16/19 |
Thank you! |
Will Summers |
12/19/18 |
Autumn
You have one new voicemail. Message one: "Hey MeiMei, it's Will. Listen, I promise I'm okay, yeah? Jus.. need a bit'o time t'myself. Goin on a bit'o'a sabbatical. Too many people an' it's a bit overwhelmin. Not gettin into any trouble. I love you." End of message. |
Winter Summers |
12/19/18 |
Little Leaf
Ah but when aren't I dramatic? If I wasn't then we would have a serious problem!
That's putting it nicely sister dearest.
I am free all the time, I have no life! |
Will Summers |
12/17/18 |
Autum
Where are you? Are you okay? I've not heard from you in a couple days. Did you land safely in Moscow?
Sent on December 7, 2018 at 2:15pm
Autumn
This really isn't funny, MeiMei..
Sent on December 8, 2018 at 1:46pm
Autumn
I'm pacin a bloody fckin trench in Liv's room, MeiMei.
Sent on December 10, 2018 at 4:00pm
Autumn
Don't let Liv tell y'any different. She's a snuggler. Also...I... might be drunk. C'mon MeiMei, where are you?
Sent on December 12, 2018 at 7:47pm
Autumn
I feel like I'm going outta my mind, MeiMei. And maybe outta my skin. Both? Met Malek. I think he wants to eat me, or laugh at my antics. Not sure. Did I mention that Liv's a snuggler? Just.. text or call me when you can. I'm.. Liv's helping to keep me occupied. I think I need a hobby so I don't worry so much.
Sent on December 15, 2018 at 5:59pm |
Addison |
12/13/18 |
*spies the woman roaming around the Azhi compound. Pops out in front of*
"HAI! I'm Addison. Welcome to Azhi. Stay out of my room, things will be cool. Okay, well, you are welcome in my room. Just...be warned there are things in there that bite and may, or may not, be poisonous."
*skips off to torment other new members that arrived while she was gone* |
Winter Summers |
12/06/18 |
Little Leaf
I love you.
Just in case you forgot!
Maybe we can hang soon?
Sleepover? Maybe get Willow Pillow and Summer in on it?
Or just us? I just feel like we are growing apart and my dearest little sister I can not bear that thought!
Am I being dramatic? Perhaps just a touch! |
Idris Mowbry |
12/04/18 |
Queen You know I'm joking. I will keep my meat mitts to myself. No need to worry, doll. |
Idris Mowbry |
12/03/18 |
Queen I can only assure two out of three of those. I don't have that much willpower. Call me if you need me. I'll pop in and save the day as I always do! |
Will Summers |
12/03/18 |
Autumn
Just.. no dark, enclosed spaces or surrounded by lots of water.... Safe travels MeiMei. |
Will Summers |
12/03/18 |
Autumn
I haven't tried to kill him yet so he's good, sis.
And, I guess our family is a bit beyond complicated, eh? Gods, we're a fcked up bunch. But.. we're Pack. |
Will Summers |
12/03/18 |
Autumn
I'd keep him on a short leash but.. he might like that too.
Can't be more complicated than being completely dead one moment, having sacrificed yourself to make sure your kid and family are safe, and then washing up on shore the next moment, though that moment is months, maybe years, later... in a fckin living, breathing body.
But, I understand. You just better return to me, safe and sound, or else not even the hounds of hell will have a single thing compared to me. You are Pack.
Also, I'm taking over your bed while you're gone. |
Will Summers |
12/03/18 |
Autumn
I understand that you have to do this, and perhaps on your own isn't the best way to go about it, but I get it.
If you aren't back in an acceptable amount of time, I will track you down and bring you back, kicking and screaming if I must.
I refuse to lose anyone else.
Also... if Idris is tied up somewhere, it's only because he got handsy. |
Gray Taylor |
12/03/18 |
Autumn
I’ll see you when you land. |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
At the airport? |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
I’ll collect you at the airport.
Send your itinerary. |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Gray lets out a breath as he reads the message, weighing his options carefully before making another push. Not alone, his ass.
Autumm
Please come to Moscow. |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
Read 11:20 pm
Autumn
No. Not until I told her what I told you. |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
I'm not following.
What happened? |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
I didn't read the letter. I'm sorry.
But I'm here. And it sounds like you shouldn't be alone. |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
I understand.
I'm in Moscow.
Why don't you come? |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
So... no? |
Gray Taylor |
12/02/18 |
Autumn
I haven't heard from you.
Are you alright? |
Malek |
12/01/18 |
Thank you so much! I'm super excited to be back and in the crew! |
Gray Taylor |
12/01/18 |
Gray had been placed in a position that left him feeling less than comfortable. Letters. He has sealed letters, and the man knows that each one contains Spring's last words. He knows she has bequeathed items to these people, and the only way to find out what goes where is to read them. But he can't.
Slowly, he would begin to send them out, his own personal notes tucked into the FedEx envelopes with Springs sealed last words. He can only imagine what might be inside, but he makes it clear that each recipient could reach out to him at the number provided to collect whatever was left to them.
No one would be allowed on the property in Moscow again.
Autumn,
Did you ever wonder if I died with you? The brother’s clause you know. Remember when we used to feel every little cut they did? Every little time they tore off a piece of our flesh. Every sadistic nature thing they did. You were forced to be there with me through hell. Do you..Did you feel the baby? The baby that *******… You had Gray. You went to the enemy to force this falsified cure on us. What did it all mean? Did you ever once wonder what I felt? You had your happiness and you ruined mine. Instead of being by my side after we defeated out masters you abandoned me. Not only once may I add. How is the married life? The last time you reached out was to ask about the sapling. Why didn’t you come to me? I had lost my only friend.
Instead you left me in the dark. I guess in hindsight my death won’t matter. I have admitted to Gray that I ..I really do love him. Don’t worry, he chose you before, and now he’s chosen someone else that makes him happier than either of us could. Don’t interrupt his happiness. Sometimes people aren’t meat to be. In these years that I’ve been by Gray’s side, I’ve learned that I do love him. He’s my equal and the one person that gets me. He didn’t have to endure our torture to understand. He didn’t.. need..to be forced. Life’s a ****ing ***** sister of mine. I, Spring Weed, leave to you the heads of our masters. It’s you turn to take over their ****ty estate you left me in charge of when you betrayed me by befriending the enemy. You’re my sister, and everyone always chooses you. I don’t have to say I ****ing love you, because you hear it enough. I doubt my death will change anything.
Spring |
Dexter Gein |
12/01/18 |
It's an art...trimming. I trim the hedges at least twice a week. This is to prevent over growth in the wrong areas. Yes, moisture is a really good thing. The roots really need to penetrate deep into the soil in a manner that is pleasing to both the giver and the receiver in that both the soil and the hedge work directly with each other to accommodate the vertical positioning of the hedge and the constant need for the roots to dig deeper. If one care this much for both the soil and hedge, fertilization will come naturally. |
Dexter Gein |
12/01/18 |
~~smiles
"My favorite time to trim the hedges and mow the lawn in really early in the morning." |
Atticus Hammond |
11/29/18 |
*squints*
... Got me beat.
*draws on a 1st place medal*
*sends back* |
Winter Summers |
11/29/18 |
Well someone isn't getting Christmas now! |
Atticus Hammond |
11/28/18 |
*grabs Sharpie*
*adds an eye patch*
*flies back* |
Atticus Hammond |
11/27/18 |
*sketches on a bow tie*
*returns* |
Atticus Hammond |
11/27/18 |
*draws on eyebrows*
*throws back* |
Atticus Hammond |
11/26/18 |
*throws paper plane at* |
Gray Taylor |
11/17/18 |
Autumn
The usual.
Half hour? |
Gray Taylor |
11/17/18 |
Autumn
Drink? |
Lucifer Morningstar |
11/13/18 |
Brown orbs fall on the pretty blonde. As she spoke. A slight nod escapes him. "Thank you Miss." |
Blaize E Summers |
11/12/18 |
Autumn The Noire man had a brother? That's a peculiar development. Well, if he is anything like how you described Atom I haven't a problem with him. |
Blaize E Summers |
11/12/18 |
Autumn We can provide eachother with one. Maybe arguing with him will relax me. Who else? Is it a man? Did you find yourself a suitor while I was gone? |
Blaize E Summers |
11/12/18 |
Autumn Justified. Care is a strong word. Spring cared for him. She would want him to be well. Also, I have to speak with him on an urgent matter. First, you. And Will. I feel I haven't see you two in centuries. |
Blaize E Summers |
11/12/18 |
Autumn Good. How is everybody else holding up? And Gray? |
Blaize E Summers |
11/12/18 |
Autumn Two bloody months?! It's been merely five minutes for me! I"m not sure what happened but I will figure it out. Have you found Will? |
Blaize E Summers |
11/12/18 |
Autumn Where are you? I was only supposed to be gone for a few minutes. Not weeks. Are you okay? |
Gray Taylor |
11/11/18 |
Autumn
Read 1:19pm |
Gray Taylor |
11/11/18 |
Autumn
What about Spring? |
Gray Taylor |
11/11/18 |
Autumn
That so? She’s back?
Interesting. |
Gray Taylor |
11/11/18 |
Autumn
Will?
Is this another ex-boyfriend? |
Gray Taylor |
11/11/18 |
Autumn
Indeed. I’d call it intuitive.
It’s fine. |
Gray Taylor |
11/11/18 |
Autumn
Just a hunch. |
Gray Taylor |
11/11/18 |
Autumn
Ready to tell me what’s actually bothering you? |
Will Summers |
11/08/18 |
She tried to get it together, she really did, but the tumultuous tide of emotions just would not be cast aside so easily as it once had. Sniffling, Willow's trembling legs gave way and she landed, heavily, upon her knees, clutching the corded phone like a lifeline as her elder sister worked to calm her down, give her a purpose through the staggering confusion that ran rampant like a virus.
"C-Crenshaw Boulevard.... t...there's.. I.. I don't k-know....where else.... There's a... public call box... I'm there.... I... I don't.... A-Autumn..... I'm sorry.... I'm so, so fcking sorry..... I... I left to.... to keep ev-everyone safe.... I... I shouldn't b-be alive right now..... not....not alive!" Willow tried to calm herself, tried to apologize for her lack of being there, but how do you tell someone that you died? That you, somehow, are among the living once more, but not as a ghoul, an undead plague?
"I'm so.... fcking..sorry Autumn... Please.... I... I don't know what's going on anymore....And... And I'm so ****ing scared..." |
Will Summers |
11/08/18 |
"Please... Please let her still have this number..." Willow had never had much luck when it came to keeping up with numbers, having normally used her own phone as a personal contact list.
And then she had died. No rhyme or reason, no bright lights at the end of the tunnel. She was just gone.
End of the line for her, right? Apparently not if she were, with trembling fingers and shaking body, dialing a number she had memorized, and perhaps she had misdialed a few times as her mind still held the grey smog of Death, the vapors slowly drifting away the more she addled along, gasping for breath and trying to gather her wits about her and not drift into frightened hysteria.
"Please pick up.... Please, please be her... Please don't let this be another wrong number..." Her voice was raspy and thick with barely repressed tears that threatened to drown her into a salty, watery abyss of confusion and terror.
It rings, once, twice, thrice, and just as she thought it was going to go to voicemail, a voice chimes in and she nearly sobs in relief, thinking that the static of the payphone was the reason for her sister's voice to sounding just a bit, or maybe a whole lot, off.
"A-Autumn... Please... Please don't hang up...I .... It's me... it's Willow.... I.. I don't know what's going on... or h-how... Please... just... I-I don't know w-where I am... o-or how I got here... I'm .. I'm scared, Autumn..." Never had the normally calm and collected, aloof young woman ever sounded in such a manner, distressed and finally breaking down into the tears that overwhelmed her.
"Please... C-Come get me.... Please, Autumn, please!" |
Dexter Gein |
11/08/18 |
``Gee, thanks.``
What was that for.... |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
No funny business.
Autumn
Let me know if you need anything. |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
You ignore it. You distract. I have no idea how you would go about that. That's all you. |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
Depends on how fast you turn it off. |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
Alright.
Autumn
I can't tell you how to cope. But it gets better. |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
I do know when you are lying, you know. |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
Is this about Spring? |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
Taking control.
Going to tell me what this is about? |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
No such thing. And no. I simply don't deal with the losses. |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
I don't. What has you talking like this? |
Gray Taylor |
11/03/18 |
Autumn
Dare I ask what you mean? |
Stalker |
11/03/18 |
Thank you very much.
|
Genesis |
10/30/18 |
~considered her words for a moment.~ "Well, if you were all the same, things would have tended to be boring. You should come out drinking with me some night. We'll bring Summer. Girls night out." ~gave a cheeky wink~ |
Jamison King |
10/30/18 |
Thank you. Much appreciated. |
Genesis |
10/30/18 |
~grins~ "Yeah, Summer is great, but I am betting each one of you are in your own way. I question her alot about family and siblings since I've never had that." |
Livia Vlcek |
10/29/18 |
*grins as Autumn makes it rain* Almost got all of it. Actually, only forty percent. *coughs* |
Genesis |
10/29/18 |
~stepped to her crew mate and offered a small smile.~ "Hello Autumn, Its nice to meet you, I'm Genesis, though I was gone when you came into the crew. I hope you are finding things to your liking. I know your sister, so I thought I would make a proper introduction." ~offered a hand, though it was kind of grubby with dried blood and dirt.~ |
Gray Taylor |
10/20/18 |
Autumn
I'm sure you'll be plenty angry with me soon enough. |
Gray Taylor |
10/20/18 |
Autumn
As if you'd ever turn me out. |
Gray Taylor |
10/20/18 |
Autumn
Perfect.
Autumn
Hope you're dressed. I'll be there in five. |
Gray Taylor |
10/20/18 |
Autumn
Well, f-ck.
Autumn
Where are you? Still in Moscow? |
Summer |
10/18/18 |
Autumn
My sweet baby sister. You were her other half, for better or worse. I cannot imagine how you must be feeling.
I know for myself- well, I think she bequeathed me her rage. I cannot seem to get a handle on it. I haven’t left my room in the compound for days. Lest I light someone on fire. And honestly, the idea soothes my heart.
It freaks me out.
Mostly I don’t want to think about it. I want to avoid it. I thought maybe I could save her. Could negotiate something. But evidently that is not an option. And that sends me into a pit of despair I’ve not previously known.
My point, my love, is that you are not alone. Even if you feel it, you are not an island unto yourself.
|
Gray Taylor |
10/16/18 |
His phone chimes, and Gray frowns at his phone. Well, f-ck.
Autumn
I never got them. I must have been in Moscow when they arrived, and I've yet to go back to New York.
Autumn
...how long do they keep? |
Winter Summers |
10/16/18 |
Little Leaf
Soleil is good people, I feel you to will get along very well actually.
Give her my love back |
Dexter Gein |
10/15/18 |
 Your Finger Ninja skills are impressive. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/12/18 |
*high fives* Chosen! You did it! |
Nathaniel Tallios |
10/10/18 |
-shrugs his shoulders-
"You have a point there but I have genuinely had a pleasure meeting everyone I've ever met so far. So I definitely love a good challenge." |
Nathaniel Tallios |
10/10/18 |
-sighs a bit but then chuckles-
"You know, I've been getting that a lot lately. I think this is the first time I've seen you. Nathaniel Tallios, it's a pleasure to meet you." |
Atticus Hammond |
10/10/18 |
"That's... Gross."
-still smiling-
"See you around, Red."
-brief wave- |
Atticus Hammond |
10/10/18 |
"I could never be a therapist. But I am a great bull sh*tter."
-winks-
"Well, let me know if you ever get tired of your 'friend'. Eating people all alone gets boring. Better to do it in pairs." |
Atticus Hammond |
10/10/18 |
"Hard not to be positive - but still easy to let myself sink into the place I lived most of my life in."
-shrugs again-
"Perspective? Sure. But I could still easily argue for all the things in my life that are... complicated. I embrace the bad. I find power in the things that surely could've been my undoing."
-pats her shoulder-
"You'll get there. Or you won't."
-goofy smile-
"See? I can be pessimistic." |
Atticus Hammond |
10/10/18 |
"Trust me - I know my worth. There's always a partner that gets just a little more out of it than the other - that person being me. I'm a bit of a handful."
-soft chuckle-
"Well, listen Red. Wait. Can I still call you that?"
-shrugs, continues-
"We've all had trials, struggles, whatever. But we also get those little slices of luck, where you think just for a moment - maybe, just a second - you're playin' God, 'cause you've got yourself something special."
-eyes crinkle-
"I know I'm a lucky guy, with what I've got. You've just gotta find your little slice of heaven again." |
Atticus Hammond |
10/10/18 |
"Oof. Divorce. Have a feeling it'll happen to me one of these days. Married way above my batting average, seems pretty likely."
-grins-
"We've all made a deal or two - stupid decision or another, hell... I'm living mine. But we're still here, aren't we? That's all that's ever really mattered to me." |
Atticus Hammond |
10/08/18 |
-small grin-
"No, not quite like that."
-chuckles-
"I'm well. How can I complain? My wife is... Alive. And our daughter is... unafraid to use her diaper. What more can you ask for?"
-folds his arms-
"And yourself? Enjoying the face lift?" |
Livia Vlcek |
10/08/18 |
*grumps* Hatechu. So much right now. |
Atticus Hammond |
10/07/18 |
“We’ve all been there.”
-nonchalant shrug-
“Sometimes I eat people. Life is a process.” |
Idris Mowbry |
10/06/18 |
Pretty Lady I'm not scared they will come for me. I'm afraid they will taint my breathing air with their bullsh!t. A family of backstabbing psychoes, those Noires. Except Atom and I, of course. Mostly Atom. I'm kind of psycho. |
Idris Mowbry |
10/06/18 |
Pretty Lady I have another aunt. I swear, if more Noires start to pop up, I'm going back to the castle. |
Atticus Hammond |
10/06/18 |
“Oh! You dyed your hair.”
-pauses-
“And your... face.” |
Victor Lockheed |
10/05/18 |
Sounds like my kind of woman.
Did she beat you to the punch? |
Livia Vlcek |
10/05/18 |
*eyes widen* OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! *is so fvcking jealous it isn't even funny* *grabs at arm* They make these?! |
Victor Lockheed |
10/05/18 |
Ah, I see.
Was that your doing? |
Victor Lockheed |
10/05/18 |
I don't.
I'm not what you'd call a bring home to mom type. |
Atticus Hammond |
10/05/18 |
*blinks*
“I don’t know. I’m married!”
*panics* |
Victor Lockheed |
10/04/18 |
Autumn Summers just stole $529.00 from you!
Wow. Handsy.
For that kind of money, you could've at least bought me dinner. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*eyes glisten* I can't wait...seriously. Bake me things!
*nods* I like fast cars, don't get me wrong. I just like feeling like I'm strapped to a rumbling rocket. *scrunches nose* That sounded wrong. *makes the face* *face brightens* I am a new Harry Potter series fan! My husband...um...he showed me the series on movie nights. *awkward smile* But I'm a Snape fan. Hands down, best character. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*nods* I do. And sure, I have most things in Paris but some other pieces scattered across a few cities. *eyes brighten* Baking? I love baked goods...like woah. Video games are fun. Oddly, first person shooters give me motion sickness. *blinks and flails into the dip* I like clubbing. Fast cars are always good...but I'm a sucker for old American muscle. *laughs* I think we're going to be good friends. But I like dill pickles...not a lot...but sometimes when I need salt. *thinks about dislikes* Liars...I dislike liars. Especially when I'm invested in a relationship. *scrunches nose* It just sucks. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*cants head* David Garret? I will have to look him up. Lindsay Stirling is very good. *has never used Pandora* I'm generally a creature of habit with music but lately, when I am painting, I just let things play. *dips once more* Hobbies? Likes? Dislikes? |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*laughs* Sometimes I do the same. Generally I let youtube autoplay. I've found some interesting things and some just freaking awful things. *shudders* Indie folk rock. Fvck that. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*spins and dips Autumn* *has deflected it seems* *nods* I love music. Like, maybe too much. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*laughs* Katy Perry song. But agreed. I feel like a Ragdoll sometimes myself. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*dances with* *looks at seriously* Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*dies* *can't even* *encourages* *is actually really impressed with the strut and dancing* *speechless* |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*brows raise is surprise* *looks around nervously* *takes off jacket, covers Autumn with it* Billie Jean...is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*takes a deep breath* *refuses to cave* *spills a bit of coffee on her shirt* Ooh, look what you made me do... |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*grew up in an Orphanage/Lab* *has no clue what Autumn is singing...but it sounds awful* *cheeky grin* Have a seat in the foyer, take a number, I was lightning before the thunder. |
Livia Vlcek |
10/04/18 |
*will be hated for this earworm* Just a young gun...with a quick fuse... |
Dexter Gein |
10/03/18 |
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Idris Mowbry |
10/02/18 |
Pretty Lady Don't gotta ask me twice. Wine? Beer? Cheese platter? |
Gray Taylor |
10/01/18 |
Pulling out his phone, he would stare at the screen and begin to type out his sh-tty message, stopping only when he realizes what an actual ******* he is truly being. As if Autumn deserves his wrath. She hadn't been the one to make him angry. Not this time.
Taking a deep breath, he dials, lifting the phone to his ear and listening to it ring. The moment he hears it stop, he starts in.
"It's me. Don't say a word. Just. Let me talk, okay?" He might be coming off a little aggressive, and again, it isn't her fault. "Just.. you need to come to Moscow, alright? I need you to come here. It's Spring."
Gray would glance over his shoulder. "She's gone. And you need to be here. I'll explain when you're here. I can't stay on the phone. I'm sorry."
Hanging up, the man deflates, already berating himself for the way in which he's handled himself. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Apple I like my poison apples ripened, though. This Snow White sips poison out of a straw for funsies. And sure! Left it out. Let's go with that. Now how about that butter? Never tried the butter thing. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Apple Just gotta wait for it to ripen ;D Also, while your back was turned I popped in and grabbed a muffin. SO GOOD. You have a gift. Kiss,kiss. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Mean Lady Because I'm gonna be Snow White? And I'm gonna get me a bite of that apple? |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Mean Lady Sexy maid? Sexy Police Officer? SARAH PALIN?! |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Mean Lady Giving me a muffin would be the opposite of sexy. So please, keep denying me. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Mean Lady The tough love thing is totally pushing the right buttons right now, but I will have one of those muffins. Jacob will sneak me one. He's a my little ninja boy. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Mean Lady What?! That's not fair! You shouldn't withhold muffins from a man! I live for the muffins! |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Pretty Lady Yeah, I do. 😘 |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Pretty Lady Who ever said I was only attracted to your body? The woman between the ears is what I find most attractive. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Pretty Lady People just gravitate towards me. Plus, I have wonderful genetics. have you seen Sarah? And Daniel was considered pure perfection in his time. And those who flirt with me never seem to come close to your level of beauty. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Pretty Lady Awww you think I'm pretty? I am, aren't I? |
Idris Mowbry |
09/30/18 |
Pretty Lady I just want to say I've done nothing wrong. Ever. In my life. |
Winter Summers |
09/29/18 |
Little Leaf
Trust me when I say you certainly would not!
Not really!
Just not fast food I've been having way TOO much of that!
I can't risk getting fat! |
Winter Summers |
09/29/18 |
Little Leaf
You say that because you've never had wings.
Lunch sounds AMAZING
Or a f*ck ton!
I give the best brotherly hugs!
Yes I am bragging! |
Winter Summers |
09/29/18 |
Little Leaf
Being human again would be rather difficult.
Especially with how long we were all vampires.
If it makes you feel better being an angel isn't all it's cracked up to be!
The wings are SUPER annoying!
You know if you need anything and I mean anything I am here. |
Winter Summers |
09/29/18 |
Little Leaf
So how are we?
I'm doing the brotherly thing and I am checking up on you!
P.S. pillow is almost done!! |
Jackson McCarthy |
09/29/18 |
*laughs* Dinnae worry love, ye saved me from wasting it at the pub. Aye hope ye ware't weel. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/28/18 |
Tired eyes had began to close though he still remained conscious. Suddenly, there was physical contact. A single eye slid open to meet the woman's gaze. Her silent regard for his sacrifice was well received on his end. In the short time they had known eachother, the two had began operating on the same wavelength rather quickly. He understood her, and she was beginning to understand him.
Lazy nods were given in response to her agreement to alerting him...but then she mentioned Harry Potter. Eyelids flew open, the mimosa was chugged, and soon the demon was scampering out of the bathroom with his underwear falling down to his ankle revealing a full moon to Autumn. He shuffled out. "I am so game for Harry Potter and pajamas!" And off he ran in all his naked glory to his bedroom. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/27/18 |
Why did he have to shack up with a now human lie detector? Oh, yeah, because she was hot as the sun, clever as a fox, and was the only person in the world he trusted. Easy. A soft sigh escaped his lips. "Just muddling through assorted thoughts. Once I can make heads or tails of them, I will share." There. He truthed. He truthed so hard.
The bacon was munched on as she spoke. Tired eyes narrowed at her for a moment before retreating in defeat. "Fine. We will rest.If anything seems off, don't hesitate to alert me. Souls are kinda my thing." |
Idris Mowbry |
09/27/18 |
"This won't be my only chance, doll. That I am assure of." A playful wink was shot in her direction while he snatched a piece of bacon from the mountain of it on the tray. "You don't need me hogging all the bubbles. I'm a bubble wh0re."
A brow arched at her question. After a moment of reflection he opened his mouth to speak, but then closed it again, pursing his lips. Blue hues glanced off into the distance before he shrugged. "For once, not much. I guess doing those jumps is a great way to clear the mind." The man was lying through his teeth but, alas, he was an amazing liar.
He had to be. "What about you? Any thoughts on when you would like to do the inspection? I'd prefer sooner rather than later, but at your convenience of course." |
Idris Mowbry |
09/27/18 |
As if summoned by her text the man strode into the bathroom with a tray for the bathtub in one hand and platter with their meals and drinks in the other. He truly looked like a butler... minus everything but the underwear. Humming a small tune he prepared the tray in the middle of the tub, handing a mimosa to the woman. The food was then placed before her. Instead of getting into the tub he simply sat next to it, resting his chin on the lip.
Tired, sultry eyes slowly blinked at the woman while giving an equally exhausted smile. "As much as I'd love to share the bath, I feel I'd be too distracted to keep up a thoughtful conversation." The mimosa was brought to his lips in which he took a nice little sip. "See? I have self control. Isn't it the worst?" |
Idris Mowbry |
09/27/18 |
Pretty Lady As a demon, that is the opposite of what my nature tells me to hope for. I'll try. Pulp or no pulp? |
Summer |
09/27/18 |
Autumn
Wait, what? That's pretty rad, a cat talking in your head. F-ck, man. I'm into it!
Also...welcome to Azhi! |
Jackson McCarthy |
09/27/18 |
Welcome to Azhi! |
Idris Mowbry |
09/26/18 |
The sounds of pans and cutlery can be heard fro mthe kitchen. Suddenly music begins to play. Specifically, 'Bang Bang' by Jeese J and some other chicks he didn't really care for. Just her. She was the Queen. And the breakfast begins!
Pretty Lady Level head? You should be relaxing. Or is there something else wrong in the Summers' family? I smell anxiety. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/26/18 |
Pretty Lady You have been. I'm a bit better, right? Besides, I didn't wake up in a new body a day ago. If I were in your shoes, I would be drowning myself in mimosas. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/26/18 |
Pretty Lady Mimosas and one of those relaxation candles? Ask and you shall receive! Love me some 'mosas. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/26/18 |
Pretty Lady SCORE! Bacon, eggs, AND toast. I know. I'm the best. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/26/18 |
Pretty Lady Ugh. At least Hell had popes ready for snackage. Cardinals are alright, I guess. Any would do. Just no animals. They never did nothing to nobody. Wait, bathtub? A bath sounds great. I'll be in with bacon in just a second ;D |
Idris Mowbry |
09/26/18 |
Pretty Lady You got me there. I've never been spliced between the realms before so how would I know? Seems two jumps is my maximum capacity for now. Probably could do more if I had a decent meal! Is there a pope nearby I can eat? Beside a horrible headache, I'm swell. Want eggs? I'm gonna make eggs. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/26/18 |
Pretty Lady Why am I on the floor? Did you make it back with me? ARE YOU SPLICED ACROSS THE NINE REALMS?! Just kidding, that's impossible. You would just be dead. |
Winter Summers |
09/25/18 |
Little Leaf
You are alright though?
Do you need me and Summer to come to you, we are currently together.
Or you could come here! |
Winter Summers |
09/25/18 |
Little Leaf
Oh my god! I'm still completely freaking out but you are so pretty!!!
Seriously though the actual f*ck
Have you told Blaize, he's gonna have a bird!! |
Winter Summers |
09/25/18 |
Little Leaf
You f*cking what now?
Are you hurt!?
Who did it? A witch?
Does your big brother have to kill someone?
Send pictures! What if I see you on the street and not you!?
Is this a joke!? |
Idris Mowbry |
09/25/18 |
The man narrowed his eyes in the woman's direction. Given her situation he would bite back his retort. Had it been any other time the two would probably toss insults at eachother until they tired themselves out. Or end up in bed together. Either way, he was into it.
All thoughts stopped when he was told he would be going to bed. Hands raised up in offense he looked down at the woman. "Excuse you, I am a grown @ss man. I will go to bed when I d@mn please!" After asserting his dignity as an adult he gave a few moments before adding, "And, also, I left the stove on. I was baking. I'm only half-human, Autumn!"
Before she could chew him out for his insolence he snatched her into a tight embrace. The apartment was envisioned in his mind. the cats. Furniture. The familiar aura of what he had started to call 'home'. Within seconds the two had arrived exactly where Idris had intended: the living room of Autumn's apartment. A big, proud grin spread across his face as he released the new blond. "See? Told you...I could... do... nap." Slowly the man started to lean backwards until he lost his footing, falling down and crashing loudly onto the floor. Yup. He was all tuckered out. |
Jasper Thompson |
09/25/18 |
Autumn
K |
Jasper Thompson |
09/25/18 |
Armed with Gray’s phone, he types out another text to another Summers, his request prevalent in his wording. Jasper is worried for his partner, and anything that would lighten his load, he would do it. And getting them off his back is certainly a must.
Autumn
As I told your brother, I’m working on it. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/25/18 |
Autumn She won't respond and won't pick up. Gray says he is working on finding her. I have a bad feeling. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/24/18 |
The male's face wrinkled into a mocking facing, repeating her words about his splitting of hairs in a whiny voice. "My balls would appreciate it if you stopped busting them, love." Why was he getting so defensive? This whole learning to fit in with humans thing was harshing his vibe.
Violet eyes looked at the woman when she voiced her worries. His head tilted to the side in confusion. Worry? For him? Why? Sure he was in Atom's body (technically it was his body first but there he was, splitting hairs again) but it almost seemed like she cared about what happened to Idris. Instead, he went with the Atom route. Her concern was always for Atom.
Then the spotlight was magnified on him. "What? No... no emergency... just, like. Maybe...the cats miss you? Yeah. Maddie misses you so much and you know she doesn't like me as much as you so let's go. Right now." Hopefully, his cover would work. "I'm fine, really. I can do it." |
Idris Mowbry |
09/24/18 |
With his mouth full of bread and condiments he replied, rather messily. "I don't need to rest. It was hard because you aren't...you. Pinpointing a soul in the middle of Jerusalem over a solid body requires a bit more energy." At least that was what he told himself. Was he really so out of practice that he would lose all energy from one jump? Unfortunately, he was too stubborn to see that as a possibility.
"For your information," he said as he wiped a smudge of peanut butter from his face, like a child, on the back of his sleeve,"I landed just fine. It was when I stood up everything turned to sh!t." The man looked away like a pouting child. He did not like having his ability questioned, let alone demeaned!
When she spoke of things better than his PB and J an epiphany struck him. The stove. The cookies! He left them on! Purple eyes grew wide with horror. The kitties had no clue how to operate an oven, they were cats! The sandwich was devoured quickly. "Alright. I'm good to go. All strong and back to normal. Come one. Let's be off." His hand reached out, urging for her to come to him. Quickly! |
Summer |
09/24/18 |
Autumn
Don’t apologize. You’re going through ten shades of stress, I can imagine.
Actually, I kinda know. But I imagine every situation is different.
I get the prickly mads when I am scared of losing any of you.
Keep your chinup, babe. Love you! |
Summer |
09/24/18 |
Autumn
....you died. And are now mortal.
Oi, woman. Tiny details!
|
Summer |
09/24/18 |
Summer grappled around her unmade bed for her phone, hearing the text tone for her sister. Damn. Feast or famine with her siblings, she thought with a wry chuckle. Chewing on the end of a Red Vine, Summer rolled to her stomach to read and respond. An opened bag of crisps crunched beneath her bare stomach. Reading with one eyebrow up, Summer let out an amused sniff. New body? Welcome to the club, sis.
Autumn
And here I was thinking I was gonna get bad news! Those five crows must’ve been a fluke. You know, my change was instigated by Old Scratch himself. Having any dalliances with the devil lately? Just a thought.
In any event, I bet you are super cute as a blonde. It works perfectly that you are now a blonde because——between you and me—-my hair is actually now very dark brown. I’ve been dying it! My roots are crazy right now so I guess it’s no secret.
Anyway, welcome to the Body snatchers club. It’ll get easier. It’s an excuse to go shopping- no way can any normal-height person fit into your old midget clothes.
Beg pardon- ‘fun sized’ clothes. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/23/18 |
Cupboards were raided as well as the fridge. Bread, check. Peanut butter, check. Grape jelly, nope. He would have to suffice with strawberry. Ick. As Autumn spoke he began to work on the sandwiches. Three were in the making, two for him and one for Autumn in case she had forgotten to eat. Was he being...thoughtful? Gross.
"That is completely different. The quick scan is much more uncomfortable but only because it requires less prep." A piece of bread was shoved into his mouth in which he chewed loudly. He continued. "No, we leave tonight. I can do it. I don't want you here longer than you need to be."
It was obvious he was getting stronger by the moment. When one sandwich was finished he devoured it in but a few seconds making a moan of delight. "Human food is such a delight. Souls and sin are good and all, but nothing beats a good PB and J." Another was finished then offered to Autumn. "Eat. I know you don't feel like it, but at least take a few bites." He stared at her for a few moments before adding in what she had taught him. "Please." |
Winter Summers |
09/23/18 |
Little Leaf
Well you may not say it every day pumpkin, but I know you love me. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/23/18 |
"No worries, I don't make those kinds of deals. That's grunt work. That's far below my pay grade." It wasn't that he couldn't; he simply refused to. If he wanted a soul he would take it. No deal required. Grunts collected souls for the use of Hell or some other makeshift faction. Idris was above it all.
Once their hands touched he gave her a moment. "I'll be gentle." A weak grin appeared on his exhausted visage before he attempted resonating. An energy would escape his own hand into hers sending a sensation much like pins and needles up her arm and throughout the rest of her body. The feeling would only last for a few moments until Idris took his hand back.
A thumbs up was given. "Soul is in one piece. Nothing missing. No parasites. Still need a closer look but later." Finally he was starting to regain his strength. Slowly he pulled himself up from the chair and started off towards what he assumed to be the kitchen. "Alright. Just need to refuel and I should be able to make it." |
Winter Summers |
09/23/18 |
Little Leaf
And I love you more.
What brought that up?
Everything alright? |
Winter Summers |
09/23/18 |
Little Leaf
Shhh don't worry I know what I am doing I'm a professional!
Trust me! |
Idris Mowbry |
09/23/18 |
Idris did not blame Autumn for her hesitation, nor did he plan on teasing her. Human emotions were still a mystery to him but even the demon knew not to tease a woman who had just woken up in a completely new body. Only an idiot would consider her actions dramatic. Like Lucius.
"There will be no rooting around in your mind. I just need to resonate with your soul for a minute. I need to make sure you aren't going to get pulled out. Or worse." His voice was tired but calm. The typical flirtation in his voice had dissipated and what remained was a man doing what he promised.
"When I get us back home I will perform a closer inspection and you will be with me every step of the way. No tricks. You will call the shots. Deal?" The hand was turned halfway to offer a shake. If he had proven anything to the woman it was that he is a man of his word. A quality he and Atom had in common. |
Winter Summers |
09/23/18 |
Little Leaf
Touching obviously! Gosh!
I'll just send you one!
It may take a bit they grow back SO slow!
The feathers I mean! |
Idris Mowbry |
09/23/18 |
The woman's words were lost to him on account of his full attention being on his two new friends! The snaps brought him back to reality with a series of tired blinks followed by a chuckle. "Sorry, just admiring the scenery is all."The man tried to laugh but ended up pressing his fingers to his temples. Would someone stop that banging?!
Though his eyes were closed he listened to her situation. Only two creatures were capable of such a feat: demons and witches. A hand reached out towards the woman, his other hand now cradling his head. "Let me have your hand," he murmured. There was no guarantee that the strings that swapped her bodies had not yet detached. He needed to inspect her.
"I need to make sure you're in one piece in there. Won't be a thorough look, but enough to find anything out of sorts." |
Winter Summers |
09/23/18 |
Little Leaf
I'm making pillows out of my feathers, they gonna be so comfy!
Want one? |
Idris Mowbry |
09/23/18 |
The room began to spin violently as his body struggled to hold itself up against the wall. Where there was a single New Autumn, there were now two. Then one again. Then two.
Could someone get motion sickness from standing still? Cuz Idris was!
The journey from wall to chair was a violent blur to the exhausted demon. It would seem he needed to practice a bit more before taking such a leap again. Well, after his next leap. He wondered what would happen after the next one to get home?
An exhausted groan left his lips upon feeling the soft cushions against his back and bottom. "That took a lot more out of me than I had hypothesized. I'm very out of practice."
A single purple eye opened to look at the woman before him. It trailed down to her breasts with a big toothy grin spreading across his face. "So, what happened here? Last I remember, vampires didn't body hop like my kind." |
Idris Mowbry |
09/23/18 |
Someone's footsteps could be heard in the distance. Though this was the address he was given he still felt on edge with the whole situation. Why was she in London anymore? And why did she say he wouldn't recognize her?
When the woman turned the corner he couldn't help but give an audible gasp. The woman before him looked nothing like Autumn. Still gorgeous, but definitely not a red head.
It took a moment for him to gather himself but, after clearing his throat, he gave his typical smile. "Huh. Different body. Same sexy soul." Idris attempted to step forward but instead found himself tumbling sideways into a wall pushing over assorted items on the walls and on a nearby stands.
"So, uh, I may need a minute." |
Jasper Thompson |
09/23/18 |
A simple case of perspective. I’ve learned some of my best tricks in some dingy places. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/23/18 |
Ginger Snap You worry about yourself for now. Let me worry about Spring. Love you, Red. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/23/18 |
Ginger Snap Yes. She went to Joe. Didn't say a word. I fear something has frightened her. I will get this sorted ASAP. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
Some people stared at the man sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. Did he care? No. His eyes were memorizing the directions to his destination. Once the man had a sense of where he was going he stood up. Then the vertigo kicked in.
Idris wobbled and wobbled until splat! He fell backwards onto the ground, the world spinning around him.The jump had taken more out of him than he had expected. People gathered to assist him only to be shoved away and threatened. He stood on his own, though he had plenty of trouble on the way up. Once steady he made his way in the direction of Autumn.
The phasing had only dropped him five minutes away from her location but the exhaustion made it feel like an eternity. At the door he stood for a moment, taking deep breaths to regain his composure. The door was opened with his head peeking in.
"Honey? I'm home." |
Blaize E Summers |
09/22/18 |
Ginger Snap I will. Hopefully, it is nothing. But I fear it may be something. Your situation doesn't involve Spring at all, does it? |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
The man sat cross legged on the floor in his sweat pants and shirt, his comfiest clothing. Despite his reassurance of his ability, the fact was he had never tried to phase to a specific person. It was truly just a hypothetical more than a proven theory. However, Idris was a gambler.
With eyes closed he voided his mind of everything except the small light in the back of his head kept on for Atom. For a while, there was nothing. Just silence. Then came the static. The pull. It was weak, but the signal was there. Idris began to focus on Autumn the same as she focused on him. He hadn't caught a glimpse of her full body, but enough so that it should work. However, that weakened the signal. Eyebrows furrowed. What was going on?
Instead he focused on her essence. Her being. When the connection was strong enough he felt his body become weightless. After a few moments in the weightless dark he felt concrete beneath his bottom and the sounds of people walking by, chatting in the distance. He wasn't an expert but, if he had to guess, they were speaking in Hebrew. If that was the case, he had arrived.
Pretty Lady Truth time, I wasn't expecting that to work. But it did. Alright, address. I shouldn't be too far. |
Summer |
09/22/18 |
Autumn
Thinkin' about you- Happy first day of Autumn!...at least in the Northern Hemisphere. I'm in California at present though, so I'm right-side-up right now. Globally. Not like, mentally. But you knew that.
Hope alls well. I heard from Winter a few weeks ago, but other than that it's been a quiet summer. Heh. That isn't very normal.
Loving you! |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
Pretty Lady Then start focusing. I have to be the only thing you are focusing on. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
Pretty Lady I'll find you. I promise. Let me know when you're ready and I will start my mojo. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
Pretty Lady Nope. And pictures won't work. Gotta be familiar with the place. You Gotta think about me, gorgeous. Want a pic for a refresher? ;) |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
Pretty Lady I can go to places I know easily. To go somewhere I'm not familiar with, I need someone to REALLY focus on me. Like, envision my every detail as if I were there with them. If it's enough, I can kinda lock onto that person and end up in the general vicinity. Might need to search for you a bit. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
Pretty Lady Me? Lie?! That's terrible to say. And correct. To answer your questions, yes to all. Takes a lot of concentration but I can make it happen. It does have limits, though. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/22/18 |
Pretty Lady This is your daily check up. Is everything going alright? What's the body count? Also. I didn't break the front door. Maddie did. Jacob told her not to, but she's a devious little one. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/22/18 |
Ginger Snap What is the matter? Are you sure you don't need my people? |
Blaize E Summers |
09/22/18 |
Ginger Snap I will get there as soon as I can. At current time, it would take seven hours. Joe has alerted me of an emergency and after I get this sorted out, I am coming to you. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/22/18 |
Ginger Snap I was on a flight. No phones. What's the problem? I can have someone there within the hour. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
Damn you. How I detest being called out on my bullsh-t.
Jameson slipped his phone into his back pocket without another thought, and so, the mouse hunt began. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
Undoubtedly... But I know better than to fall for that. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/21/18 |
Pretty Lady If it's Gray, tell him I like his shoes today. He thinks I'm a spy or something. It'll be hilarious. But seriously, call if you need me. I will be making some of those Martha Stewart cookies I told you about. They shall await your arrival. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
You're joking? Remember that whole, heightened senses thing that comes with our undead condition? Your shampoo.. Conditioner.. That perfume you wear.. The distinct smell from the must of your clothes.. With all due respect, Ms. Summers, you're kind of...
Autumn
Stinky. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
Does my nose deceive me, or are YOU in skulking around the holy land, too?
Autumn
[video rec'd 1/1]
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Idris Mowbry |
09/21/18 |
Pretty Lady Roger that. Spoil her rotten. Need back up? Atom wouldn't forgive me if you ended up dead, ya know. |
Gray Taylor |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
Jumping to conclusions, as always.
Be safe. |
Gray Taylor |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
Both. I think. |
Gray Taylor |
09/21/18 |
Ugh. Questions. He loathes questions.
Autumn
There is curiosity, and then there is this guy.
I'm indisposed. |
Gray Taylor |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
So seeking me out doesn't make it clear enough?
Autumn, I cannot go to Jerusalem. |
Gray Taylor |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
He's a creep, Autumn. Period.
I told you, that was not a place to meet people.
Where are you? |
Gray Taylor |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
Someone named Idris, if that is even his f-cking name.
What's wrong? |
Gray Taylor |
09/21/18 |
Autumn
Are you aware that someone has been watching you?
I've just had a man approach me about everything. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
Don't engage.
Are you drunk? |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
Can't say I know who you're talking about. She high?
Clubs are not where you meet good people. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
She sounds like a con artist.
Catch a name? Where are you that you're attracting this? |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
I've never met any, but I'm sure there are others like me.
What was she offering? She didn't try to get you to sign anything, did she? |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
You’re a woman. Don’t you? Women call the shots. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
I’m not so sure. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
Suppose I’ll just starve until then. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
What? It is. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
It’s an apartment. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
About? |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
Huh. Well. |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
You've been here. Haven't you? |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
You already know this.
[Address attached] |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
And you enable me.
I’m in New York.
Maybe express mail? |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
Mail them to me? |
Gray Taylor |
09/20/18 |
Autumn
What? I never got a message about cookies.
Are they they crispy ones? |
Jameson Orlav |
09/18/18 |
Autumn
It's my buns of steel, isn't it? |
Idris Mowbry |
09/17/18 |
Giner Snap Don't forget the bat. I need to beat my record. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/17/18 |
Ginger Snap To come home, baby girl. Atom awaits. |
Idris Mowbry |
09/17/18 |
Ginger Snap It's time. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/12/18 |
Autumn
What are you doing tonight?
You should write me and a bottle of tequila into your evening schedule. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/12/18 |
Autumn
Who says? |
Elouise Warrock |
09/12/18 |
Autumn
Boo. |
Winter Summers |
09/10/18 |
Little Leaf
I don't see why it wouldn't!
Are you sure you are alright sister dearest? |
Winter Summers |
09/10/18 |
Little Leaf
Hell or Heaven.
Where you end up.
I oddly enough got both first I was in hell and then I wasn't.
I don't really understand it, they never explained it to me either. |
Winter Summers |
09/10/18 |
Little Leaf
What brought this up? Everything alright?
As for an answer horrible, it's cold, dark, lonely, painful.
And then where you end up it could make it so much worse. |
Winter Summers |
08/13/18 |
Winter gasped loudly. "Autumn you know damn well that stealth was never my strong suit! Thinking I could steal money goodness!" He smirked at his sister as he held his arm out. "If you didn't love ice cream I would certainly worry!"
"But enough about the ice cream is this friend hot? Should I investigate them? Ya know to make sure they are worthy enough to be your friend no alternate motive at all!" Smiles innocently. |
Winter Summers |
08/12/18 |
Yet another hand reached into Winter's pocket's who would it be this time? Winter turned to look at the one with the sticky fingers, icy eyes fell on familiar fiery locks, short in height, noticeable tattoos, green eyes. Autumn was picking his pockets!? And there she was taking the money like it belonged to her!
Hands went directly to his hips. "Excuse me little leaf just what is it you think you are doing with my funds? Do you know what I have to do to get that money? Let me tell you, you don't wish to know! But I will tell you in grave detail don't think I wont missy!" He did a sassy head bob then. "Unless you are treating me to all I can eat ice cream with my money I ask that you kindly return it." A playful smirk came to his face as he stared at his little sister.
Autumn Summers just stole $211.00 from you! |
AdonisOMaera |
08/09/18 |
Stealing Mc'Stealerson "Yeah, You're welcome, It's only money afterall. Hope you at least got something expensive and yummy. |
Winter Summers |
08/08/18 |
Winter gives his petite sister a reassuring smile. "I will not be going anywhere little leaf, I will be here to annoy you till the end of time."
He made a face to make it appear he was thinking on what they should go and do though he already knew what his choice would be. "Well I should test my liver out! I haven't had something good to drink in awhile! Come little sister we shall drink the night away! And in the morning I am making pancakes! Or buying breakfast depending on how the night goes." He smirks at Autumn then. |
Winter Summers |
08/03/18 |
Winter was only slightly taken back as his sister's hands cupped his face. One of his own hands coming up, he gently placed it upon hers. "I am real Autumn, I'm not going anywhere." At least not if he could help it. His mouth did cause him to get into sooo much trouble.
"Oh? Do we need to go get a few drinks and catch up? It doesn't have to be booze, we can get food, or tea whatever you are into now a days." He smiled as he heard her next words. "I am much better now, I mean who couldn't be happy seeing your beautiful face hm?" |
Winter Summers |
08/02/18 |
"Yes little leaf it's me." Now that Winter thought about it, he was dead he could have come back with any name why did he still choose to go with Winter? Opportunity wasted. His muscular arms wrapped around her sisters small frame and he held her tightly.
"Not as much as I have missed you Autumn." He could attempt to explain why he had done what he did, why it took him so long to return but none of that seemed important right now. What was to him is that he was back even if it took a little longer then expected. "How have you been? Everything well with you?" He looked his sister over a dorky smile on his face. |
Winter Summers |
08/02/18 |
Winter stared at his sister from a safe distance, Autumn did have a very unpleasant temper about her. She probably would be infuriated with him. Leaving without saying anything well dying without saying goodbye. Regardless he took a deep breath before stepping out from his hiding spot and offered her a smile.
"Hello Little Leaf." This was harder then he thought it would be. "I've missed you so." He averted his eyes a little. "And I am sorry." |
Blaize E Summers |
07/23/18 |
Red Yes, fly to me! We have much to talk about! I will put the tea on! |
Blaize E Summers |
07/22/18 |
Red Oh, my sweet, wonderful sister how I have missed you so. My absence was not something I had planned for but, alas, duty called. How are you? I have been worried sick. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/16/18 |
Cheeto Scrooge
DON'T TREAD ON ME. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/16/18 |
Cheeto Scrooge
Seems like a personal problem, Autumn. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/16/18 |
Autumn
Maddie did it... |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
There are some things you ought to know.
Best saved for face-to-face.
I'm actually at the airport, now. First to Dulles, then to Heathrow.
You still live in the same place? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Happiness has always eluded me in the many chapters of my life. I still think back to that brief glimmer I'd grasped when loving him was all I had to do. But things change, as does life. Having a child, needing to protect that child... other things.
Autumn
Is it possible to love the thing that scares you the most? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Love is a funny thing, you know.
And so is trying to divorce a transient vampire. :) |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Wouldn't help much that I still find myself very much married to one Doctor Jameson Orlav. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Does that mean we're free to get married? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Guess I've missed quite a bit. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Just you and Maddie, is it? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
I've missed you quite a bit.
Read that to the cat. It's not for you. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
I’ve been in Lima too long. I need real company.
Give me a day or two, I’ll be there. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Good. I will however, bring plenty of rum. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Should I bring random men?? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Who else? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Need an unruly yet lovable houseguest for a night or two? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Where are you lurking these days? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Depends who’s asking. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/11/18 |
Autumn
Are you still short? |
Jameson Orlav |
07/03/18 |
-snatches, tucks away-
I'll take it. The parasites living in my basement aren't cheap. |
Jameson Orlav |
07/03/18 |
-smug little smirk-
It was worth the attempt. Though not nearly as satisfying, I'm sure, since my hand came up empty. |
Jameson Orlav |
07/03/18 |
-blinks-
You must have had to dig deep to find that. I didn't even know there was any cash in there. |
Idris Mowbry |
05/20/18 |
Ginger Snippy Snap Baseball is a better sport. Also, I like the sound more. I broke the last bat. Aluminum, if you can find one? |
Idris Mowbry |
05/20/18 |
Ginger Snippy Snap Golf clubs are for angry wives and rich old white guys. I am neither. |
Idris Mowbry |
05/20/18 |
Ginger Snippy Snap One that involves little fuzzy vermin that seem to love me despite the feelings NOT being mutual. I want to see how far they can fly. |
Idris Mowbry |
05/20/18 |
Ginger Snippy Snap Wonderful! Bring wine. We ran out. Oh, an a baseball bat. I have a theory to test. |
Idris Mowbry |
05/19/18 |
Ginger Snippy Snap Why not come see him yourself? Maybe he will talk to you. All I get is silence. I HATE the silence. |
Summer |
05/15/18 |
Autumn
The thrill never goes away. It just gets better. I feel empowered and sexy and in control of my life while on stage. And as you know, “empowered” and “in control of my life” are themes that haven’t been that prevalent in my/our lives until recently.
I am so glad you liked it! I bet you made a killing!! |
Gideon Abernathy |
05/15/18 |
-almost chokes as he's walking away-
-calls over his shoulder-
A scarecrow's a scarecrow, sweetheart, no matter what color its hair. |
Gideon Abernathy |
05/15/18 |
Ahh, well... It's just... from the back...
-rubs back of neck-
You look like...a scarecrow.
-apologetic grin-
-awkwardly hightails it out of the situation- |
Gideon Abernathy |
05/15/18 |
-visibly startled-
Sh-t, I thought you were... something else. |
Summer |
05/11/18 |
Autumn
Thanks honey. I didn't pick it, but it grew on me pretty fast. Plus, my tips have nearly doubled. I guess they match the cup size. Or something.
Of course I brought PJs. A night in marathoning movies sounds SO needed. See you soon, love. |
Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn
I’m landing in Heathrow in T minus 30 minutes. Snapped a pic in the galley, looking spiffy for First Class and to see my baby sis. You see this mug at your door, it’s a-okay.
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Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn
I have no doubt you picked up some skills along the way.
Which is why amateur night at the club will be so easy. I’m sure you remember the moves I taught you back in Paris! |
Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn
What, like using it to brain someone during a mugging?
Nah. I just pluck a feather and jam it into their neck, quill side first. Then...dead.
It’s glorious.
Yes please- I’d love help with it. I’m not a total luddite, but sometimes these things confound me. |
Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn
Taking promo selfies for the clubs Instagram page. :D |
Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn I’ll get you a pic shortly. I got a new phone and can’t figure out the damned apps yet. I dropped the old one off the stage at work- blammo, shattered into several pieces. |
Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn
Maddie! Awww I can’t wait to see you both!
Oh! I almost forgot- I look a little different. Okay, a lot different. Still blond, same eye color. Still lookin like a snack. Other than that...when a curvy short haired blond walks in, don’t freak out, k? |
Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn
You being at your old house has me feeling like everything comes around full circle.
I’ll be there in a few hours with a bottle, some spliffs and a bag of food from the corner chip shop in hand. |
Summer |
05/10/18 |
Autumn
I miss you too. Lemme know where you’re at nowadays and I’ll be there on the next flight. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/05/18 |
Autumn
You're not supposed to agree with me! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/02/18 |
Autumn
I can be very boring.
I'm the ultimate pillow princess.
Ask Jameson. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/02/18 |
Autumn
Boring. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/02/18 |
Autumn
I offered, you declined.
I'd be an incredible wife.
I suppose that's up for debate. But still. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/02/18 |
Autumn
It's always nice to be adored, isn't it? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/02/18 |
Autumn
Nice butt, short stack. |
Jameson Orlav |
02/23/18 |
Autumn
Ooooh, right. Right. I vaguely remember paying the hefty membership fee. You might have a point. I'm pretty sure I still have a blockbuster card in here somewhere. |
Jameson Orlav |
02/22/18 |
Autumn
Which club are you referring to? I have too many membership cards. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/18 |
Autumn
😘 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/18 |
Autumn
I'll let you know.
I've been in Peru for a few weeks now.
Meet in New York this weekend? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/18 |
Autumn
Meet for coffee? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/18 |
Autumn
It's a promise of better communication. |
Gray Taylor |
02/12/18 |
Gray knows that look all too well. This is not the first time he has earned it in spades, and he doubts that it will be the last. The world is, after all, a cruel and unusual place. Still, she would earn no recognition.
Not even with that threatening little smile of hers.
"All men lie," His slate gaze narrows, and he leans in only slightly. Voice lower, he holds her stare with his own. "You just have to pay attention."
Straightening up, he flashes a smile that is all business. "Good luck finding your Gray." |
Gray Taylor |
02/12/18 |
A hand to his elbow causes him to falter, and Gray instinctively tugs away before turning a cold glare over his shoulder. He is angry, this much is true, and the sight before him does little to dispel the emotion. Still, he remains composed. The world would never see him falter.
Autumn.
This is a particularly painful sight on several different levels, and that stormy gaze that is only his would barely flicker over her features before settling upon her eyes.
"No." |
Elis Griffyn |
11/03/17 |
Thanks...I think. I dunno...I was really drunk and, well..wait...what? |
Summer |
10/30/17 |
Autumn Gold
I had started to ease back, trying to learn how to control my emotions on my own. Turns out I need more practice. Apparently “sibling death” is too much for me to manage on my own. Hence smokin the country dry. I’m mostly teasing. I have a few plants of my own in my room.
I worry that while my intentions may be good, wonder if I’m just from bad stock? If we are truly cursed, could it rub off on others? Maybe I’m just looking for excuses. I don’t feel like it is me trying to run. It feels like me trying to protect him from the endless sh-t that happens to us. |
Summer |
10/30/17 |
Autumn
I’ll certainly take what you’re not going to use off your hands. Waste not, want not.
I’m so sorry to hear of your friend. That is terrible and I cannot imagine dealing with loss that close together.
It is incredibly odd. It’s certainly something I can get used to, but nothing I’m familiar with, something I am sure you understand. The strangest part is that I am a source of stability for him. Me. Being relied upon. It makes me scared but I also want to try. I don’t want to disappoint him. |
Summer |
10/30/17 |
Autumn Gold
I should’ve reached out too. I appear to have been sucked down a hole of despair. I think I’ve smoked Australia completely out of the good sh-t. I was aiming for a Blaize level of detached.
I suppose all of that is to be expected when the person I was closest to dies.
Despite being certain the Summers name is cursed, I’m doing better. Kiernan has been a rock, which has been nice.
How are you holding up? |
Elouise Warrock |
10/26/17 |
Autumn
Yes. |
Elouise Warrock |
10/26/17 |
Autumn
Lost my last one.
Let's meet. Your place?
I can make it to London, I think. |
Elouise Warrock |
10/26/17 |
+Unknown Number+
Elouise. |
Elouise Warrock |
10/26/17 |
+Unknown Number+
Message:
Autumn? |
Blaize E Summers |
10/14/17 |
Red Have you heard the news? |
Idris Mowbry |
10/11/17 |
Autumn What I want you cannot supply. I will be away for a bit. I have a leech to catch. |
Summer |
10/04/17 |
Autumn
Blond??!? Why tho??
|
Blaize E Summers |
10/02/17 |
Red A catch, you say? Stop. You're making me nauseous. Why you decided to get married I will never understand. Too many strings. Too many terms and conditions. I will make sure he knows it is from you. Love you as well, little red. |
Blaize E Summers |
10/02/17 |
Red Me? Find somebody? My dear, I am about as romantic as Trump is sane. Besides, the few men who can keep up with my wit despise me. And women bore me as of late. Lucius can get over himself. You are a big girl. And I already planned on keeping Gray away from sharp objects. He is an asset to myself and important to you and Spring. |
Blaize E Summers |
10/02/17 |
Autumn I will be back in London in a few days. Spring's Coven in a sausage fest so I doubt I will stay here too long. As much as men are appealing, too many in one place sicken me. I saw Gray. It would seem the demon is battling some demons. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/29/17 |
Red Your passive aggression needs work, my darling. I shall. I prefer my vodka from the source. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/29/17 |
Red And I would prefer my sisters inform me as to why they are feuding. I cannot simply go on as if nothing is happening. That would be highly negligent. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/29/17 |
Red You would prefer I go to Spring rather than tell me? Interesting. I suppose she will, then. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/29/17 |
Red I sense hostility. What did I miss? |
Blaize E Summers |
09/29/17 |
Red And have their friction melt all of the continent? No, I will sacrifice my sanity for the world's ecological stability. I will be visiting Spring's new coven soon, as well. Care to join? |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
I warned you I was a snuggler! |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
I've asked Lucius enough weird questions.
Especially after that one time...when I jumped into your bed...
Still scarred. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Actual Hussy
I'm intrigued.
Do go on. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Ass-biter
No one here is complaining. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
'Awesome'
Kiss my ass. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
So what does that make you?? |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
A hoe.
Just a hoe. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Actual Hussy
I am NOT a hussy! D: |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
...my liver is a fickle b*tch. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
As long as the nugget gets fed.
I need a bloody mary. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
Is Lucius still keeping Logan hostage?
I swear to god, he was serious about showing him every Disney film. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/29/17 |
Autumn
I think my liver is officially done. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/28/17 |
Red Well, stop on by the manor if you are in London. Winter is going to be helping me unpack. Did I mention while in Cancun, Piers and Winter would NOT leave eachother alone? Snogging at all hours of the day. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/28/17 |
Red I have no plans of leaving anytime in the near future. I can't be running off to Cancun when there I have Big-Brother work to do. That reminds me, are you well? Need wine and some brother talk? You can complain about Lucius to me. I live for any dirt I can get on him. |
Blaize E Summers |
09/28/17 |
Red You know, I take a vacation to escape it all, and Winter followed me. No escape. I missed you, by the way. |
Atticus Hammond |
09/28/17 |
He's grinning again, a gleam to his gray eyes as her curiosity gets the better of her. He gives another nonchalant shrug, lips pursed in a telling smirk. "There may have been some accidental zombie-ing, buuuut.. I couldn't confirm or deny that."
He stuffs his hands in his pockets, as casual as ever. "Maybe next time we run into each other, I'll tell you all about it." |
Atticus Hammond |
09/28/17 |
He snorts, another brief chuckle escaping him without effort. "She's gotten a head butt or two, but I can't say I've left as much of a mark as a cellhphone night when I'm excited." Atticus, for his part, can talk about his wife for days. So, he seems to enjoy someone who could reciprocate. "Glutton for punishment seems the to be the correct designation. I tend to think Cam is a bit crazy for going along with my schemes, but the support is unparalleled." |
Atticus Hammond |
09/27/17 |
"If it's trouble worth getting into, you should know I'm never far." He grins, a knowing look shared. "I can certainly sympathize. My wife keeps me very busy. And endlessly amused. And, if your husband is anything like my wife, there's a general support of controlled mayhem in the house." |
Atticus Hammond |
09/27/17 |

He stares with that mischievous look in his eyes, a very coy shrug his initial answer. "I'm only ever up to trouble. It's my forte. I'm just offended you didn't invite me along on whatever little adventure got your face posted for the realm to see." |
Atticus Hammond |
09/27/17 |

"Figured I'd be seeing you around again, Red. Hope you didn't get into too much trouble." |
Miryam |
09/27/17 |
Congrats on profile of the day lovely! |
Kat Steel |
09/27/17 |
Congrats on PotD! |
Elouise Warrock |
09/25/17 |
Autumn
What even happened last night? |
Elouise Warrock |
09/24/17 |
Groupchat: Dalcas
I'm still hungover.
But we're also going out tonight.
SANGRIAAAAAAA. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/23/17 |
Autumn
Can we get really, really drunk tonight?
Just hammered. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/23/17 |
Autumn
I took an Uber from the airport.
I'm near-ish.
Logan is sleeping, and mama needs a glass of wine. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/23/17 |
Autumn
I thought Lucius was surprising you! |
Elouise Warrock |
09/11/17 |
Autumn
He's a monster. And I'll never let him have my son. That's just a given.
Always safe. Same to you. Love you and Lucy. ❤️ |
Elouise Warrock |
09/11/17 |
Autumn
Logan was early. I was banking on some time to figure out a game plan.
We're safe here, I think. It's weird... I don't believe he'd hurt him. That doesn't mean others wouldn't jump at the chance. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/11/17 |
Autumn
He knows about Logan. We had a run in in Moscow not so long ago. But now, he's trying to follow me to Africa. |
Elouise Warrock |
09/09/17 |
Autumn
I feel like the worst BFF for not texting you while I was in London. Didn't have any time to socialize, but I still feel like sh*t. Jameson f*cked my trip up royally. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
Oh, did the rest of that text not send?
I wasn't cute. I was the CUTEST.
;) |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
I think I have one or two pictures of me as a wee one.
I wasn't that cute. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
He's getting so big! :'(
It's stressing me out. I can't seem to take enough pictures. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
Same here. You've been here for all of it, and somehow you still put up with me.
Love you, you silly goose.
P.S., Logan may or may not be wearing those little booties you got us for Christmas. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
I give him a special hug & kiss just from you every day. Because I know well enough. ;)
We'll get together soon. Logan needs some ginger love. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
It was nice! Good to get outside. And make Lucius hold the baby. Y'know. Standard stuff. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
He's lucky he's so cute.
Takes after his momma! 😍 |
Elouise Warrock |
08/27/17 |
Autumn
He's for sale. $5 or best offer. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/26/17 |
Autumn
Oh, you know...
Just snuggling!
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Elouise Warrock |
08/25/17 |
Autumn
I miss you! |
Blaize E Summers |
08/24/17 |
Red Sorry for my disappearance. I was having complications so I had to return to recovery. Plus, I needed a vacation. Saw Winter there for a bit... I didn't relax much. |
Summer |
08/21/17 |
Birthday Babe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
I hope your day is fantastic. I just know this year is going to be your best yet. Of that I have no doubt. You deserve nothing but the best.
In the box, you’ll find some earrings made by an artist here in Australia, made with opals mined here! And some emeralds for added elegance. They nearly called for me to buy them, knowing how amazing they’d look on you.
Enjoy. I love you dearly!!
|
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"Well, red, seems we part as friends, then." He offers a hand to shake, seemingly pleased with the interaction. And, choosing to stick with the nickname than her actual name. But, it was nice to know if he had to call her out of a crowd. "Thanks for the chat. See you around, eh?" |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"E-readers are sh!t. Stick to books. They were never meant to be a dying medium." He replies with obvious conviction. "My mother was a librarian. S'pose the industry is just fine for a volunteer, but you'd sooner find me in a bookstore than shopping for e-books." There's an earnest passion in his tone, clearly having touched upon a subject of important with him. "Happy to find someone who understands the sentiment. Electronics are good for plenty... Just not the written word." |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"My mother lived in books. I'm just happy I didn't get something worse, like Ishmael or Gatsby. Atticus, I can work with." He offers a teasing frown, which quickly reverts back to an easy smile. "You're familiar with Harper Lee's books, then? Mockingbird is a classic. Couldn't put down the sequel, though." |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"I suppose you're more of a Greek buff than I am." He smirks, lifting a hand to dust off his shoulder. "I'm modestly well read. I do enjoy a good book. Why? Going to induct me into a book club?" |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"I'm named for the book character, not the philosopher. At least, that's what my mother told me. Hence 'Lee' as my middle name." He tilts his head. "Didn't catch a name there, red." |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"What? Sarcasm? From me? Impossible." Atticus grins. "Name's Atticus. And you are?" |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"Right. Thaaaaanks." |
Elouise Warrock |
08/09/17 |
Autumn
I will exchange one baby picture for every muffin. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/09/17 |
Autumn
Send me baked goods.
Pretty sure your baking cures cancer. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/09/17 |
Autumn
I'm snuggling his little butt right now.
Still doesn't change a thing. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/09/17 |
Autumn
Of course it would be different.
There was a time where I was included. Now everyone feels I must be left in the dark for my own protection. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/08/17 |
Autumn
Of everything.
I'm not being taken seriously because I'm a mother.
Jameson is my husband, yet everyone is keeping me in the dark. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/08/17 |
Autumn
He's getting in the way. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/08/17 |
Autumn
I haven't heard anything since the night you left.
I'm just sitting here, waiting for someone to tell me something about my husband. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/07/17 |
Autumn
If it felt like we were married, I'd know, right?
It shouldn't even be a question.
I don't know. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/07/17 |
Autumn
I don't actually know if we're still married.
Is that weird? I guess it's weird. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/07/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. I know. Check your email inbox. It'll be swarmed with Logan pictures imminently.
Omg. Two months?? OMG.
9/27/17 will mark one year for Jameson and I.
WTF on that account, too. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/07/17 |
Autumn
All baby dates are Lucius-inclusive.
Speaking of baby dates, I can't believe he's almost a month old.
WTFFFFFFF. 😩😩😩😩😩😩 |
Elouise Warrock |
08/07/17 |
Autumn
He IS super snuggly. :')
Skype date soon? You can see how much chunkier he's gotten. |
Elouise Warrock |
08/06/17 |
Autumn
Logan misses you taking him for several hours so his mommy can go drink. |
Summer |
08/02/17 |
Domestic Goddess
If you're still in a baking mood, Kiernan reports he likes 'samoas'. Didn't know what the fvck those were, so I googled them. Now I know why I didn't: guess they are Girl Scout cookies. I don't recall seeing any girl scouts come to our house growing up, haha. Probably were warned away by their parents.
Anyway. So I guess just some coconuty, caramely, chocolatey goodness would do. You're the kitchen witch, I'm sure you could concoct something amazing of the sort.
Winter stopped by for a visit. It sure was nice seeing his face. Where do you and Lucius live? I still owe you a visit. |
Idris Mowbry |
07/26/17 |
Pretty Lady [Picture Message] He is very, and I will never be. But here's my face for ya.
|
Summer |
07/24/17 |
Funny Girl
I laughed way too hard at your text. Maybe I should ask Kiernan if he was dropped on his head too. I don't think I know him well enough for that though.
For real though, we have like, the entire Samsonite set worth of baggage. It's a cute set though. Best believe we pack our crazy stylishly!
I'll ask Kiernan what type of cookie he likes. I meant it when I said we don't know a whole lot about each other. Knowing someone's Top Three Favorite Cookies seems pretty important, so I'll get on that crucial conversation as soon as I can.
Tech stuff, eh? What exactly does Lucius do? Or is that 'proprietary information'? |
Summer |
07/24/17 |
Domestic Goddess
My stomach just growled at the thought of your baking. There's one thing for your 'to-do' list. Send your dear, sweet, cooking-challenged sister a care package of noms??
You are smart as a whip, focused, driven, and talented. I have no doubt you'll figure out stuff soon. Meanwhile, enjoy the down time. You deserve it.
Things are good on this end. Winter is here for a visit, which is nice. I haven't spent quality time with him since London I think.
As for Kiernan, well, we went on a date. And I'm just adjusting to this idea that I'm someone who dates. Or is dated. It's weird. A very foreign concept. It is as jarring a thought as when I realized I had wings. Like, so I guess this is me now? He hasn't run, which means he deserves a medal of some sort, haha. At least a participants ribbon. "Survived a date with Summer and didn't lose my goddamned mind".
I look forward to that care package. :D |
Summer |
07/24/17 |
Hot Stuff
You still honeymooning? I hope so.
I thought of you when I was shopping today. Check out these shoes I bought. For work, of course. They glow under black lights!
|
Elouise Warrock |
07/23/17 |
Autumn
I love Jameson.
But that love pales in comparison to what I feel for this little boy. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/23/17 |
Autumn
My happiness is a product of Logan's. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/23/17 |
Autumn
My child is safe, and happy.
Nothing else is as important. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/23/17 |
Autumn
Waiting.
Always waiting. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/23/17 |
Autumn
There's something they're all not telling me.
It can't be good. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/23/17 |
Autumn
He's not my Jamie anymore. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/21/17 |
Autumn
Just wanted to let you know (and Lucius), that everything's okay.
I'll be fine.
He's alive. He's with Noura and Jason. I guess...that's all that matters. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
Elouise blinks, considering her words carefully. She recalled the prior discussion. She understood. "No. Not yet. If Logan is here...Jameson will come looking." |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
"I think you and Lucius both should go." She replied quietly. "Once the security system defaults." There is a stillness to her then, as looks her friend over. "I don't know what happens, now. With me, and with Jameson. I don't know if he's the same person. But..."
She glanced down at Logan, allowing him to take hold of her pointer finger. "I have to be here for him. I have to see this through." |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
Bloodshot eyes stared up at Autumn, emotionless. "Jameson's..." She suddenly becomes aware of Logan's wailing, enough for her to pull back from Autumn and gather him up in her arms. "Jason's going to him. Noura's already there. Wherever the hell he is...everyone gets to know but me."
There is an obvious resentment in her tone, now. "I love him. I love him enough to walk away from all of this...and I can't even get a phone call, or a text. Not even a mention of his well-being." |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
Autumn
I'm in my room.
Come take Logan, please. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
Autumn
that seems presumptuous~
i'm snugglin with the boy right now.
bring cheeseburgers |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
Autumn
I'll let u hold Wolverine |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
Autumn
hungover am need food pls and champagne thank u pls bye |
Elouise Warrock |
07/20/17 |
Autumn
omg where r u
this bar is FULL of nice man butts |
Elouise Warrock |
07/18/17 |
Autumn
You can hold him for as long as you want. Sh*t. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/18/17 |
Autumn
Interim* kitchen wench, then.
...maybe one butt touch. But a nice touch. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/18/17 |
Autumn
I guess I'll have to buy my bread from the store.
You're my new kitchen wench. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/17/17 |
Autumn
How good are you at making mac n cheese? |
Summer |
07/11/17 |
Baby sis
How did you get so wise, sissy-pants?
After reading your emails, I had a good long sit-n-stare with the wall. Well, me and my bong did.
I think...I think I'm gonna try to take your advise. What's the worst that could happen?
Or rather, what's the best that could happen? I could end up like you, blissed out and happy.
I'm scared though. Anyway. Thank you for your words and wisdom. I still don't get how you got so wise! |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
He's my guy. Always will be.
Might kick his ass when he comes home, but I'll always love him. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
...something about Jameson.
I'd have a f*cking litter. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
Mine work a little too well.
Wolverine is a prime example of that. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
I said something similar once... |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
Wishful thinking, on your part. You just want more babies. ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
Hard enough to protect one child on my own.
Wouldn't risk anymore. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
He's so f*cking cute.
But no more. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
It's his smile! |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
He developed a cure for cancer. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/10/17 |
Autumn
I think Logan is a baby genius. |
Summer |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
I'm glad it makes sense. Things felt different when I returned; my body, myself- I respond differently to things? Like, spiritual places feel almost nourishing so to speak. Hell, maybe they are. I don't get it most of the time.
Anyway, it's comforting to hear it isn't just me though.
Related-unrelated-whatever- when you and Lucius first got together. Like, romantically. How did you get past the barriers? The mental ones?
Sorry if that is too heavy to ask while you're trying to relax and bask in love!! You can respond later, when you're back to real life. |
Summer |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
I can practically smell the flowers and spices, practically hear the sounds of the city streets and the languages around me.
That temple though...I need to visit it. The picture alone looks very serene and close to source. If that makes sense. Being in those places makes me feel whole. I'm not even stoned, I mean it.
I'm really glad you're having a sublime time. It looks relaxing and romantic-the exact combination for a perfect honeymoon, imo!
|
Elouise Warrock |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
Soon enough. Before he gets too big.
He just woke up from his nap.
HE. IS. SO. HANDSOME. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
He gave Summer a run for her money! |
Elouise Warrock |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
He was 8 pounds at birth. Still premature. Pretty sure if I had carried him to term I would have ripped in half. WTF.
Only four fingers. Total. He's got permanent Spock hands.
KIDDING. He's all put together. I promise.
And he has the cheesiest smile ever. :) |
Elouise Warrock |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
He's so snuggly. And his tummy? Omg.
His rolls have rolls. The boy is THICC. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
He's too f*cking cute to be an Orlav.
SO. F*CKING. CUTE. UGH. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/09/17 |
Autumn
He's good. I'm good. We're all good.
And yeah! Logan Jameson Orlav.
...or Warrock. I think he's more of a Warrock. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
...that might be perfect.
Logan? Omg. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
I'm naming him Wolverine. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
Are you pregnant?
Middle name it is then. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
Lucius Jr. it is! |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
Nope. Pretty sure he's the Enola Gay and my garden is Hiroshima.
RIP. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
My secret garden was just weed-wacked by a f*cking tiny, screaming goblin.
I'm naming him Hulk. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
...sh*t. I'm straight out of ideas. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
Yes you do. Duh. Sit, stay, roll over, don't sh*t yourself...the mf basics.
Rambo is a great f*ckin name.
I'm going to name him Elouise Junior. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/08/17 |
Autumn
Is it like a dog? I can't teach him tricks until he has a name, right?
No. Jameson and didn't discuss names. I don't know if Rambo was legitimate or a joke, now...Omg. Can I name him Rambo? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/07/17 |
Autumn
He doesn't have a name. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/07/17 |
Autumn; Lucius
So...
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Summer |
07/07/17 |
New Bride
It looks like someone is living the sweet life- deservedly so! You know, I've never been to India. That picture alone has it bumping up the list. The food alone....omg the food. Get in mah belly. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/06/17 |
Autumn
New life.
Sometimes I forget he's happening. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/06/17 |
Autumn
What if he doesn't want to come back? |
Elouise Warrock |
07/06/17 |
Autumn
He's most likely dead.
I should be, too. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/06/17 |
Autumn
I'm not interested in a life without him. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/06/17 |
Autumn
When I wake up every morning, there's a few minutes where reality hasn't yet set in. And then I reach for a man that isn't there, and it all comes crashing down again.
I wasn't meant to do this alone. |
Elouise Warrock |
07/05/17 |
Autumn
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:-( |
Elouise Warrock |
06/25/17 |
Autumn
Thank you for this, Autumn.
We'll talk more once you're here. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/25/17 |
Autumn
Let me know when you arrive.
I've established new security protocols. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/25/17 |
Autumn
Jameson is missing.
I don't know what to do. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/25/17 |
Autumn
Do you have a secure line to communicate?
Ask Lucius.
This is serious. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/25/17 |
Autumn
I need you. |
Idris Mowbry |
06/20/17 |
Autumn It's not nearly as bad as it sounds. The little ones are easy to deal with. My mother has an obsession with her stupid husband. I don't know why. Jace is nothing like a teddy bear. I got TeddyJace's arm, though. Wanna see? |
Idris Mowbry |
06/20/17 |
Autumn Yeah, my mom has been making them. They have homicidal tendencies or they are just really depressing. Their ring leader is a giant one named Teddy Jace who, after my last attempt on his life, disappeared somewhere into the castle catacombs. |
Idris Mowbry |
06/20/17 |
Autumn Hunt murderous teddy bears of terror. Peruse the castle grounds. There's a lot of hills and the ocean isn't far. The beach is quite nice. Also, the undead butlers will play hide and seek if you ask nicely. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/19/17 |
Autumn
I love you, even married.
You know I'm selfish. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/19/17 |
Autumn
I don't know where tf Jason is.
It doesn't matter, I'm up. I'm going to bake Winter cookies so he doesn't kill us all.
I'm grumpy. GDI. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/19/17 |
Autumn
Ellie will burn. Ellie wants to burn. Ellie has not slept in two days because Rambo is doing somersaults in her f*cking ovaries.
I don't know where tf Jameson is. He only responds to my texts if I say I'm in labor. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/19/17 |
Autumn
It can burn.
My feet and ankles are so sore and swollen I wouldn't be able to help him, or escape. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/19/17 |
Autumn
I live with Jameson. I will have a half-me, half-Jameson baby.
My life has been over since he kissed me.
So long as you, Summer, and Winter are here to take me out once this satan spawn is born, take as long as you'd like in India! |
Elouise Warrock |
06/19/17 |
Autumn
Almost there still isn't THERE. I need this little assh*le out ASAP.
India sounds lovely! Promise to send pictures. Now that my life is almost over, I will live vicariously through you. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/19/17 |
Autumn
I'm fine, Rambo is ready to GTFO.
Where are you honeymooning? |
Elouise Warrock |
06/18/17 |
Autumn
Adore you and miss you.
How is Lucy? |
Idris Mowbry |
06/15/17 |
Autumn Do you have any cats? I really like cats. And my cat is lonely. He needs friends besides me. Wanna come pet him? |
Victor Lockheed |
06/13/17 |
Thanks, Red. Good to be back. |
Blaize E Summers |
06/12/17 |
Red I love you as well, Little Red. I made my presence known to him just a minute ago. Hopefully, he doesn't take my text as a message from beyond the grave. |
Blaize E Summers |
06/12/17 |
Red It would be my honor. |
Idris Mowbry |
06/12/17 |
Le Gasp! What? Really? No foolin'? I mean, I may have one piece. Out of curiosity. Maybe two. |
Summer |
06/10/17 |
Autumn
I'm really happy for you! |
Summer |
06/10/17 |
Autumn
I wager I will be the last Summers. Guaranteed. Winter will find some fella who will sweep him off his feet, then I'll be the last man standing!
I look forward to the party. I won't get too trashed, swear. |
Summer |
06/10/17 |
Mrs.
I had this crazy dream a while back in which I got hitched (??!!) and you and Winter got super pissed at me for not inviting to the big event.
Weird dream, yo.
CONGRATS!!! I'm happy for you! And will 100% not be staying at Chez Honeymoon when I come to London! At least that settles that.
Did you have a proper wedding? Did you wear white? Did you get presents? Are you going on a honeymoon? Those last two things are literally the only reason I can see to get hitched.
And...did you change your name? |
Elouise Warrock |
06/10/17 |
Autumn
My gift to you will be...
Rambo! You can keep him! Woo! |
Elouise Warrock |
06/10/17 |
Autumn
Omg. If you waited until after Rambo... He could be the flower boy. Or the ring bearer. And I could drink!
BACHELORETTE PARTY. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/10/17 |
Autumn
I'm so happy for the both of you! I love you!
Now I have to go threaten Lucius. |
Idris Mowbry |
06/10/17 |
Very Excited You did?! And I wasn't invited?! I am wounded, Autumn... oh, wait. I heal fast. HA! Sure, sounds good to me! However... I will need to speak to your husband before I can confirm his entrance. |
Blaize E Summers |
06/10/17 |
Married in Red Well, Dalca has good taste, I will give him that. Though I'm not fond of this arrangement, I will not interfere. He's not the worst man to marry. |
Idris Mowbry |
06/10/17 |
HOT DIGGITY I was say HELL YEAH! I love new members! |
Elouise Warrock |
06/10/17 |
Autumn
EXCUSE THE F*CK OUT OF ME???
CONGRATULATIONS. I JUST PEED MYSELF.
AUTUMN!!!!!!!!! |
Blaize E Summers |
06/05/17 |
Red You may trust him with your life. I do not with mine. See you soon. |
Blaize E Summers |
06/05/17 |
Red Tell him personal business. Anything that doesn't involve me. Right now I only trust my family. I will be there. |
Blaize E Summers |
06/05/17 |
Red Of course you can see me. Tell me where, I will come.Just make sure you are not followed. And don't tell Lucius. Promise me. |
Blaize E Summers |
06/05/17 |
Red Hello, love. I'm sorry for the scare. I just had to...collect myself. Literally. I was in pieces. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
Kick Jameson in the nuts, and you won't have to! |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
I'll send pictures of it.
Kick him in the nuts, then. I don't care. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
Nature can kiss my ass.
I don't know if it will. Will Jameson still love me? What if it looks like a CSI crime scene? |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
It's called a voluntary c-section, my friend. Hell if I'm ruining my downstairs this early in life. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
Yeah? Don't worry, I'll film the birth and send it to you.
August 21st seems like a good birthday for Rambo. Let's do it. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
When's your birthday? I can hold him in or squat him out. Gives me less dates to memorize. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
Mid-August, bbygurl.
You can help Jameson deliver said spawn, if you so desire.
...not that you would. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
Booze and pot sound like a goddamn dream come true right about now. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/02/17 |
Autumn
Of course I'll come.
An excuse to have my three favorite siblings on one place??
I WISH I WASN'T PREGNANT. SO MUCH ALCOHOL AND DRUGS TO BE HAD. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/01/17 |
Autumn
Visit from Winter? Summer? ...Summer's 'friend'? What kinda friend? OOOOO.
It's a surprise, woman. Jeez.
Trista is f*cking Satan. The visit went as expected. |
Elouise Warrock |
06/01/17 |
Autumn
I love your brother. And you. And Lucius. And Summer!
How are you? When are you back in London? I have a present! |
Summer |
05/31/17 |
Autumn
I forget that about you, your love and talent in cooking! Homecooked meals sound perfect. I fully understand the feeling of flitting about. Hell, I've only just started unpacking in my room in Sydney. Living out of a suitcase for nearly half leaves much to be desired. Funny, since not too lohg ago, I was stuck and unable to leave. One would think I'd hate to stay in one spot for too long. Which I guess is kinda true. |
Summer |
05/31/17 |
Autumn
To answer your questions: I'm not entirely sure!
I'm guessing I'll head back to Sydney after, unless something else catches my attention. I hadn't planned that far ahead.
I have no idea if he eats or drinks. Make no fuss on our account. We'll be in and out anyway. |
Summer |
05/30/17 |
Autumn
To be truthful, I hadn't thought that far ahead. I am not sure how long we are staying. It was intended on being a quick trip before knowing a visit was included. To my understanding, he mentioned he doesn't really sleep. So I guess he won't need a room. An empty balcony or quiet rooftop would be sufficient as far as I can tell.
I don't care much for that town, Autumn. I very much treasure our visit in Paris. That was fun!
|
Summer |
05/30/17 |
Autumn
Of course the friend has a name. It's Kiernan. He's like me, kinda. Showing me the ropes 'n stuff. Maybe I can learn to control things without weed.
Not that I want to. It's just a nice option, not having the monkey on my back.
I'm surprised our idiot parents didn't not name one of us. Just...no name. Doesn't that seem like some dumb sh!t they'd pull? Fvck those guys. Hard. And not in the good way. |
Summer |
05/29/17 |
Autumn
Damn shame. I guess I'll just empty the bottle then, lest it go to waste.
A friend from Azhi. |
Summer |
05/29/17 |
Autumn
I'll be dragging a friend along for the ride.
Does Blaize or Sky have a grave marker? Maybe I'll pop by and drop a flower or bottle off. |
Summer |
05/29/17 |
Autumn
There is some loose strings that I need to handle in London, so I suppose a trip is in order regardless of phantom-not-phantom men.
Plus, I think I can hear your plants crying from Sydney! It's just heartbreaking! |
Summer |
05/29/17 |
Autumn
Mulțumesc, soră!
Save travels back to the homeland. I was gonna head there myself, but that mysterious dude with messages from the grave stopped texting. Hmm, maybe I was just really fvkcin high and conjured up his existence entirely.
I'm gonna go contemplate that right now. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/24/17 |
Autumn
...don't damage the baby makers.
I expect a very large family.
...okay so maybe one kick. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/24/17 |
Autumn
Best option? No.
But it's a secure compound.
He probably wouldn't drag my ass back if I went.
Your poor brother is going to blow his brains out. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/24/17 |
Autumn
Buffalo.
I think I want to be with my mother.
I think Winter would off himself if he had to endure her. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/24/17 |
Autumn
I think I just need to leave Moscow for a while. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/24/17 |
Autumn
Let me know when you're back in London.
Maybe I'll come visit. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/23/17 |
Autumn
Maybe he's having an affair.
I don't know.
I don't care, anymore. I'm used to not being enough. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/23/17 |
Autumn
NO.
...I'm talking straight from my vay, girl.
LOL.
But seriously. Jameson is so cute. I have a feeling I'm going to end up with like...12 Orlavs. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/23/17 |
Autumn
But...
I'll give you babies! |
Elouise Warrock |
05/23/17 |
Autumn
I'm willing to pimp you out to him from time to time.
As long as I get snuggles. Jameson is the only other person who lets me drool on them.
...well. Winter does, but not really by choice. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/23/17 |
Autumn
Will you marry me, then? |
Elouise Warrock |
05/23/17 |
Autumn
So, what's the verdict? Do we like the family?
Are we getting wifed up, here?!
Omg. If not, you can always come co-parent Rambo with me. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/23/17 |
Autumn
I'll always be here for Winter.
And you, too. So sorry about your sister, gorgeous. |
Summer |
05/21/17 |
Autumn
Good news about Spring.
You stay safe as well. Have fun visiting the in-laws...I mean...Lucius' family! :D
PS If you could pick up a bottle of Țuică while you're there, that'd be fantastic. Believe it or not, it's hard to find. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/20/17 |
Autumn
You'll be his favorite aunt.
...not like you have much competition, but still. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/19/17 |
Autumn
There is always FaceTime!
...and I play Rambo the voicemails you left me when he gets rowdy.
He may just love you already. ❤️ |
Elouise Warrock |
05/19/17 |
Autumn
Rambo misses you too.
He was calm af when you'd talk to him.
Now he just kicks my bladder. |
Elouise Warrock |
05/19/17 |
Autumn
Hey stranger.
I miss you. |
Summer |
05/15/17 |
She took a while before responding to her sister. The angel was indeed triggered. The invocation of her presumably deceased brother. What she perceived was a brush off. Isolation from her family-a trigger very deeply ingrained and tangled with a host of other issues. The conclusion that Blaize was in hell. All the feelings surrounding that- running the gamut from fear to familiarity.
Lastly, the meta notion of being triggered seemed to be a trigger. This man wanted to meet? She couldn't even read and respond to a text without her feathers getting ruffled. Literally. White wings stretched out, the pink tips brushing against furniture as she paced in her room. Space. She needed more space.
Walking into the main room at the Azhi compound, Summer paced more, treading a path around the room. This man wanted to bequeath an estate here in Australia. The nerve. She'd moved into Blaize's home before, thinking she'd be with her family. Au contraire, the halls empty and cold with all her family enthralled elsewhere. It had been, unbeknownst to Summer, the straw that sent her deep.
And now her brother sent a puppet to talk in his stead. Taking a deep toke, Summer sat back on an oversized chair. Feeling more herself, she replied.
Autumn
Alright I'm feeling a little better. Nothin a little herb can't fix.
I am fairly certain his interest in talking to me has been rescinded after my last exchange. If I were to meet, my wings would be out. I'm not accustomed to having people see them. Isn't that funny? I take off my clothes for money, but won't let just anyone see that one part of me.
Sure. If Blaize can send a spokesperson, so can I, right? I only want words, something he never gave to me anyway. I have exchanged about three texts with this mystery man and it is nearly a longer convo than any I had with Blaize.
I do not accept the estate. Or any monetary inheritance. I'll send you my short list of charities for those.
I miss him too. And worry for him, especially if he is where I think he is.
I appreciate you, sissypants. |
Summer |
05/15/17 |
Autumn
I already told him where I am. I'm presently on holiday in Santorini, trying to fvcking relax but there's too many god damned tourists and I these texts from this fvcking grifter....
I need to blow off some steam. So help me god, if a hot cabana boy walks by, I'm gonna play "fvck, marry, kill" on one single person.
I don't think I can meet this person face to face. I can't keep it together. My wings...and...I can't. I'm trying but I can't figure out how to control it. Aside from blessed drugs. |
Summer |
05/15/17 |
Autumn
Sober. Yes. Again, still. Who fvckin knows.
If I were a good angel, I'd listen. Do unto others and all that horse sh!t.
You're the one he wants to talk to. That has been made abundantly clear..
Apparently there is an estate in Australia. Perhaps you can stay there and regale me with the story someday.
|
Summer |
05/15/17 |
And just like that, her newfound buzz started to wear off as her wings threatened to make another appearance. Letting out a hiss of steam, Summer tapped out her reply.
Autumn
I concur with all of what you say.
However.
This supposed "inheritance"? Don't want it.
Information about Blaize? Blaize spoke approximately three sentences to me since I got back (NOT an exaggeration). And now he sends some sulphuric lackey to have a conversation?
|
Summer |
05/15/17 |
Autumn
I got a text from some bellend talking about Blaize. Never got his name, didn't care to ask.
Just replied, actually. It...got me worked up. Smoking now to settle myself.
Be careful with him. |
Mackenzie |
05/14/17 |
You'd think the Realm would realize that Mackenzie Brooks has a low bullsh-t tolerance, but no. Apparently not. There are still some who think the seasoned veteran of mayhem is someone to be trifled with, and it rather amuses her. The girl who chooses to test those boundaries this evening is far from slick, chubby fingers digging right into her pocket and wiggling as if she had all the room in the world.
What is with this millennial generation in the Realm? Tact has gone out the window, obviously. No care to perfect their skills, and it is both sad and unimpressive.
Nevertheless, Mackenzie sighs and allows the girl to think she's doing a great job, even going so far as to slow her pace as she walks. There is a small amount of cash in her pocket, and obviously this girl needs it more than her.
Poor thing.
A icy cold glance is tossed over her shoulder, blue eyes boring into the girl. She'd take the money, and Mackenzie would give her a tip.
"Next time, try to pick a less alert target."
Autumn Summers just stole $87.00 from you! |
Summer |
05/03/17 |
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Elouise Warrock |
05/03/17 |
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Jameson Orlav |
05/03/17 |
*flexes* |
Jameson Orlav |
05/03/17 |
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Caitlyn Darrow |
05/02/17 |
*Inadvertently shoves poster in face* Does this make me look sexy?
 |
Elouise Warrock |
05/02/17 |
Oh my god. I love you. |
Summer |
05/01/17 |
Hellcat
Well, that certainly isn't the news I was expecting.
Be careful. He's been nice to me, but I know that's just one aspect of him.
....Autumn....the Brothers are there. I saw them. I thought they were my punishment. Just...please stick to Lucius' side. Like glue.
Above all-fvcking come back to me. Don't stay down there. I don't care how great it is or if you don't find Blaize or if he doesn't want to return. Come back. I need you to promise.
I can't fvcking lose any more of you. |
Summer |
05/01/17 |
Summer stared at her phone and tried to remember if vampires could get pregnant. What else could Autumn be so hush-hush about? Trying to hold down excitement at being an auntie, she sent her reply.
Hot Mama
My lips are sealed. What's up? |
Elouise Warrock |
05/01/17 |
To be clear, Elouise and Autumn were most certainly sneaking away with Summer to learn how to poll dance. F*ck Lucius. Well, wait. Lucius is nice.
"You had every right to be mad. I was totally insensitive..." Without another word, the blonde give an awkward, one armed hug to the ginger, having to stoop since she's 'fun-sized'. "You're my best friend too." |
Elouise Warrock |
05/01/17 |
For the record, Elouise probably would have preferred her nude. Nevertheless, she stuffs her working hand into the pocket of her jeans, feet scuffing the floor beneath her. "I'm sorry I lied, and made you worry, and hurt you. I was reckless, and unfair, and stupid."
After a painful pause, she lifts her gaze. "You were right." |
Elouise Warrock |
04/30/17 |
As it was clear that Autumn would be ignoring her texts, (she was, of course, unaware the woman had broken her phone), Elouise manages to get herself out of bed to go and knock on the door that no doubt housed Lucius and Autumn on the other end.
"Are you still ignoring me? Can we talk, please?" She pauses. "...it's Elouise, in case you didn't realize." Smooth. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/30/17 |
Autumn We leave tomorrow. I'll make preparations. I will come to you in Moscow. |
Summer |
04/29/17 |
Juggling her purse, two bouquets of flowers, a suitcase, a laptop carrier and a joint delicately grasped between two fingers, Summer was unable to fish her phone out of her purse. Had she known an obituary was needed for yet another of her fiery sister's devices, she'd not even considered it. Ringing the doorbell again, she lifted her chin up and yelled in a sing-song voice, loud enough to wake the dead,
"Elouise! Autumn!!! I'm here! Open the f-cking door, I'm freezing my god damned t!ts off out here!" |
Elouise Warrock |
04/29/17 |
Autumn
I'll get out of bed and come to your room if you don't answer.
Your choice. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/29/17 |
Autumn
Are you still ignoring me? |
Summer |
04/29/17 |
Autumn
Sissypants- I just landed (omg finally). I have a driver- now I just need the address. And any code or whatever to get in. Name on the list, whatever. I guess I could tell security I am there for Elouise's stripper lessons. They'd be like "oh yea, we've been expecting you".
Winter is being curious. Like, more so than normal. If you see him before I arrive, stall his ass. I need to see him. |
Jameson Orlav |
04/29/17 |
Autumn
It's alright. I'm taking care of it. Elouise is not going to be leaving the compound for a while. She bares a striking resemblance to Rapunzel, don't you think? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/29/17 |
Autumn
Oh my god. I didn't even leave The Order's grounds. If you had bothered to check beyond my room, you'd know that.
I lied because I'm not supposed to be out of bed, Autumn. I have protection, I'm not an idiot. And Jason is patrolling, regardless.
Autumn
Don't bring my f*cking kid into this, or our friendship. You know I love you, Autumn.
You have no idea how frustrated I am, sitting in that room all day, totally f*cking hapless. I needed to feel the air on my bones. Is that so much to ask? For a moment to myself, outside of that glorified prison cell? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/29/17 |
Autumn
I didn't ask Jameson to square away babysitters. I went for a walk, Autumn, because I wanted to be alone.
Keep Jameson out of this. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Autumn
I'll be home shortly.
Don't worry about it, Autumn.
I'm a f*cking adult. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Autumn
I, quite honestly, have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm right where you left me.
Go to sleep, Autumn. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Autumn
Walking my goldfish. |
Summer |
04/28/17 |
Autumn
I don't care how cute a pilot or the flight attendant is, how much complimentary champagne they keep pushing on me, or how much leg room I have on this Dassault Falcon- transcontinental flights are a f-ckin drag. I think we're somewhere over Kazakhstan right now.
I'm just really looking forward to seeing you and Winter. Maybe Blaize's...disappearance? Death? Maybe it's hitting harder than I thought. Could be why I'm spending my time fantasizing putting one of my feathers into whoever shot Elouise's eye. God, that'd be glorious.
Ooo, they're bringing me fresh baked cookies. See ya soon! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Autumn
You know where the extra rooms are?
I love you tons! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
-squints at-
What the hell are you still doing here?
Oh. Oh wait. Are you and Lucius staying on the compound?
You probably should.
-pokes arm-
...speaking of, he's probably missing you. I've hogged enough Autumn time today. |
Summer |
04/28/17 |
A
Moscow is only 7 hours behind Sydney time. Trippy, yea?
I know Lucius has some business to tend to- making my vials!!! Or, you know, whatever you guys got going on. 😇 |
Summer |
04/28/17 |
Autumn
Hmm. In Moscow? I suppose I could use some vodka and borscht. Not together though. That is disgusting.
I just texted a pilot I know. Don't ask. Or ask, I am an open book. Anyway. He says if I get my ass to the airport now, it's about an 18 hour flight. So...see you tomorrow?
I'll bring some "medicinals" for El. Wait, she's still pregs. Okay, more for me then. |
Summer |
04/28/17 |
Autumn daze
Mushrooms: I like to eat them and apparently I am one- I had not heard any pregnant women had been shot. Who the f-ck is gonna be on the business end of a roasting spit for f-cking with our girl?
Mushrooms, roasting spits...apparently I am hungry! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
If only.
-yawns again-
I'm not even tired, I swear.
-leans on, already drooling- |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Is that so? Well, your in my...arm. So.
-tired yawn-
We can always run away together, any time. I'm sure Jameson wouldn't mind. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
It's just a snack...
-pouts-
Of course I'll share with you! You're my sister-friend. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
...two pizzas. Extra cheese. And extra meat. All of the meats.
-nods-
Oh! And mozzarella sticks, French fries...I'm not really that hungry, so maybe just one extra order of pierogies with that. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Oh. Jameson usually just brings stuffed-crust pizza.
-snickers-
I am literally counting down the days until Rambo is here. ...mama needs tequila. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Sh*t. You caught my plan.
-blinks-
I can buzz him in, if he'd like. He doesn't have to lurk like he's my ex-husband. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
I only have a half-brother, and he's a sh*t. I can imagine...
-wraps good arm around-
I'm sure it has been, babes. But, we can be miserable together, right? ...red wine date later? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
What?
-squints-
Oh. Oh my god. Autumn.
-reaches for hand-
Sorry, my brain is so foggy. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Well, if I wasn't shot, or, y'know, pregnant, I'd be in a position to be useful to my husband.
-licks cream cheese off a finger-
So instead, I get to sit here and wonder if anyone has died yet. It's great. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
-tired smile-
Thanks, Autumn. That means a lot.
-sighs-
I'm useless, so...I'll just be here, eating. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Well, it's not like I'll be going anywhere. And I have Winter!
-prods with good arm-
Thanks for coming. You really didn't have to. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
Food is always welcome!
-already trying to stuff bagel into her mouth-
...m'fine. You? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/28/17 |
-drugged and grumpy-
Too early for...
-food is mentioned-
I mean, hi! Come in. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn And a vampire cannot pay in demonic power, can she? ;) Don't worry about it, toots. He will. And if he's afraid you will be in danger, you won't. You guys will be invisible to all denizens of the underworld. Nifty trick I picked up. As for Kai...I'm working on that. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn Let me worry about that. The price is easily taken care of. Now if you can get me someone who has lots of power I can make it happen. However, you will need to follow everything I say. No exceptions. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
You're still my soulmate! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Why didn't I marry you? |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn He has the ability to grant demonic energy to anyone. At a price. We are going to need a LOT of power if we go that route. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Hey, at least love and marriage came before the baby.
I'm a hot mess, so I even surprised myself with that one. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn We can see if there's a demon willing to make a deal with him. He's dead, though, so he has nothing to trade... We could just ask Lucifer. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
See, Jameson disguised his proposal as a business trip.
...and then we got sh*t faced and then married.
Same scenario created Rambo. 😎 |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn I mean "does." Nobody becomes a demon of their own free will unless it's a mortal making a deal. Damned souls stay damned souls... Well, not always. There's certain exceptions... |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
He's a keeper.
I'd put a ring on that, if I were you... |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
So long as you don't tattle to Lucius!
He's incredibly anal retentive over my diet. London was a trip with him. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
...secret red wine date?
Pretty please? 😇 |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
I think I'm just overtired.
Winter is here now.
See you soon? |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn Well, you can carry him in a little bottle for the rest of your life? The only other way around it is to make him a demon, and nobody die that willingly. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn Oh... that could be difficult. Getting a demon out of Hell is one thing but a soul of the damned? That's a recipe for disaster. He could become a ghoul, a poltergeist, even a Lich! The last one is, like, worse case scenario. They're really bad. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
No, I won't give it up. Not unless it's what's best for him.
Of course he's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Jameson is the love of my life. I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't met him. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Sometimes love just complicates things. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
I'm not a stellar person.
He definitely does. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
How should I know he'd become a monster?
I never get the full story anyway. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Yes. I couldn't place why, at first.
The box of photos Jameson keeps in his desk drawer confirmed my assumptions.
Cole was his friend, once. His colleague, confidante. Everything. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn LoL, you funny. But seriously? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
I almost got my son killed. Point blank range, Autumn. That lunatic could have done whatever he wanted, and I put myself into the situation because my curiosity got in the way of sensibility.
Autumn
Do you have any idea what that would have done to Jameson?
He deserves a wife who doesn't do reckless sh*t, and a baby whose mother can protect it. |
Jameson Orlav |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Maybe not. But I'm sure there is no place for you in hell, either. Your curse should not dictate your eternity, my friend. As for Lucius... He loves you. If you never heed another piece of advice from me again; follow your heart in all things. He will come around, or he won't. But you already know what's right or you wouldn't be asking. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
I'd be just as safe with Trista.
And then Jameson wouldn't to worry.
Autumn
I put a helpless life in the line of fire.
My judgement is sh*t. So I'll do what Jim needs and say what he needs to hear. I shouldn't have been so f*cking stupid. |
Jameson Orlav |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
What's this about? Are you alright? |
Jameson Orlav |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
That is a very hard question. It honestly would depend on the circumstances and the livelihood of everyone involved. Elouise and Noura mean everything. And my son...
Autumn
I have to believe in hell. I find that I need to believe there is some eternal justice for the evil in the world. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn A soul doesn't equate to living! Anything with free will has a soul! He may be in Purgatory, as well, if he was a vampire like the rest of you. If a creature lives by instinct and that ends up causing misfortune to others they go there. Why do you wanna find him? Final gikdbyes? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
I think it would be easier for Jameson if I weren't in Moscow at all, but...
I know. But I'm stressed. I worry for his sanity, sometimes, dealing with all of this. It's too much of a burden for any man, even my husband. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn Oh geez. That's tough. I can't do it but if we know the person in questions prime sin we can go to the designated ring in Hell and inquire. Why for? |
Jameson Orlav |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
There are few people whom I would give my life for.
My sister is one of them. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/27/17 |
Autumn What can I do for ya? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Don't think me obstinent when I insist that I am not helpless.
Pass that along to my husband, because I don't think he believes me when I say it isn't his fault.
I don't want him beating himself up. He has enough to worry about. |
Jameson Orlav |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Of course he is welcome. Time is not a problem. You understand where I am coming from here, I'm sure. If anything happens where I need to be away, I just need someone around who we trust. Elouise kind of loves you, so I think that fits the bill. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Don't come just because Jameson asked.
I'm assuming he did, because I'm not stupid. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Aw. I love you.
But, I think this is Jameson's mission.
I'll see you soon, yeah? Can't be locked inside forever. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
I know. And I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't need you plagued with more worry or grief.
I'm comfortable, I'm safe, and Jameson takes care of me. You can't help the past, right? |
Jameson Orlav |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
I might, but he's mine. El is doing okay, but may need an extra set of eyes in the future, possibly disguised as a friendly visit. Are you picking up what I'm throwing down, ging? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
Autumn
Look, I should have been more careful.
But also, it's just a shoulder wound. I'm fine. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/27/17 |
AUtumn
...unhappy? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/26/17 |
Autumn
Okay, so first, relax. I'm fine. Jameson took it out and stitched me up, and now I'm sitting pretty with a bag of Cheetos.
And...Jameson's former best friend / Noura's ex-boyfriend? I don't know, it's 900 shades of really f*cked up around here.
Autumn
Like I said, though:
I. AM. FINE. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/26/17 |
Autumn
People get shot all of the time. It's fine!
Autumn
...so the cat's out of the bag. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/26/17 |
Autumn
Chalk it up to a Freudian slip?
Please? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/26/17 |
Autumn
I'm here no matter what, but you know that.
Lucky for you, I'm resilient.
Bullets don't got sh*t on me.
Autumn
Hypothetically, of course. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/26/17 |
Autumn
Forget about me. Are you okay?
Are you in London? I can get on the next flight if you need me.
I'm so sorry, babes. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/26/17 |
Autumn
How are Lucy and the sibs?
I'm not allowed to leave the compound at the moment.
And I'm boooooored. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/26/17 |
Autumn
Hey, BFF. I miss you! |
Summer |
04/25/17 |
Autumn
It definitely does hurt.
Hang in there, sweets. If you need anything, let me know.
I love you too. |
Summer |
04/25/17 |
Autumn
I've heard from Winter. He's the last brother remaining.
.....
I'm doing alright. As I told Winter, I guess maybe since I've been to the other side, I know it isn't that scary. I know maybe we'll see him again? Then again, I've never been the most balanced individual. So who knows.
I'm glad you're hanging in there. And I'm glad for Lucius. I know you and Blaize had a bond. I...have few words of comfort. Other than if we don't see him again, I'm sure he told lucifer to unseat the throne and to gtfo. But I remain hopeful. He's stronger than me, and I made it out. He can too. |
Summer |
04/25/17 |
Autumn
I heard the news. How are you holding up, baby sis? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
I dressed up as a playboy bunny for Easter.
...except the zipper got stuck.
And then Jameson said putting on clothes was a waste of effort still together.
Needless to say, I've still got it. Or he has brain damage. ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
Speaking of, you would be so proud of me. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
I'm more partial to Grant Ward.
I'd climb that like a pole in a SECOND.
So would Jameson, apparently. Omfg. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
...fair.
Rambo is going to be lethal af. I'll just say 'cheese sandwich' in German and wake him up, Winter Soldier style. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
It's not that pretty of a language. But Jameson could make anything hot.
And he's like...weirdly obsessed with turning my damn baby into a sleeper agent. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
I agree! Any romance language is, really.
Jameson speaks...Czech? Polish?
I don't know. I don't understand it, but we play tapes to Rambo in his mother tongue. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
I know Spanish, and how to speak drug dealer.
Useful as hell. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
Me llamo un poco pero no más bien.
Todo lo que necesitas saber decir es 'más vino' y 'te quiero'.
En el espíritu de eso, te amo mucho.
...I have a lot of time on my hands. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
Well, it's usually fine. But I'm getting fat and have to pee all of the time.
Now I'm eating cheetos in bed. This is true damn love.
|
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
Adventuring is for days when my back isn't killing me / when Jameson isn't needy AF.
Today, my back is killing BECAUSE Jameson is needy AF. ;;)) |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
My lips are sealed!
I'm never leaving this bed. I'm comfy AF. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
Pregnant, not dead. ;)
Oh, omg. Okay. Are you two having fun? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/17/17 |
Autumn
WHAT?!
Hold on. I need to put clothes on. |
vamp_goku |
04/16/17 |
Happy Easter! Muahaha! |
Idris Mowbry |
04/16/17 |
-Comes hopping by in a bunny suit with an orange tabby cat sidekick in his basket- -hands his adopted sister a basket full of different wines, chocolates, a customized wine glass with her name on it, and stuffed rabbit- "Happy Easter! -Hops away to his next victim- |
Elouise Warrock |
04/16/17 |
Autumn
My gorgeous best friend! Happy Easter!
What are you and Lucius up to today? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/14/17 |
Sistah
I already ate all of my Easter chocolate.
....can I blame Rambo? |
Idris Mowbry |
04/13/17 |
Autumn Whenever you want! We are inordinately not busy. I've been renovating a lot. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/12/17 |
Autumn
I love you, and I love Lucius and I appreciate you both!
I left you both a note and a nice bottle of red.
Sick dog emergency! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
-pads in-
-wearing Panda onesie, hood and all-
I know I snore, mmkay.
-big, sleepy baby-
I'm here for pizza. And to use you as a human pillow again. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
Sorry I fell asleep and drooled at brunch. And in the Maserati after brunch. And on your lap while we watched The Notebook. Generally just sorry for drooling.
...who tf carried me to bed? I'm so comfy. What's for dinner? Donuts? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
-stalks in-
-actually put together-
You kind of look like the llama, f-y-i.
-beams-
Alright, woman. I'm starving, I require a limited quantity of alcohol, and some serious girl talk. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Slave Driver
The jeans are on, woman.
And the real bra. So, you're getting the whole show.
I can't wait until I'm a mom and no one can judge me for walking around like the hot mess I am. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
Wtf. It's brunch, not a wedding.
FINE.
Some sort of vacation...
I'm only putting real pants on because I want waffles like no ones f*cking business. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
Who wants their...y'know what, nevermind.
I love you. I literally love you so much. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
Okay, Ms. Adorable. You've redeemed yourself.
Can we go get brunch? I want a mimosa. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
That's because my husband is a buzzkill.
Omfg. Damages?? YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME.
Except I crash and burn while walking, so... |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
You won't let me drive the car, Lucius won't let me have red wine...
What fresh hell is this? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
When do I get to drive the car? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/10/17 |
Autumn
I am NEVER leaving this bed.
Autumn
...well now I have to pee. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Sistah I'm good at persuading people. I'm married to Kai, he's the most stubborn man I've met in my life. I can give you guys a glimpse of it! |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Sistah If he wants to come visit with you ,too, that's alright! We have plenty of room. If needed be we can drug him until we've had our fun in Hell. I'm kidding. Ish. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Sistah Did you let him know I am the Heir to the throne of Hell? Or that there is a beach and spa and it's just a very nice local. Never anyone there since the demons are always on the job and the sinners are all kept in their designated Rings of Pain. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Adopted Sister Oh awesome! I've never had a sibling. Just a little cousin. He's awesome. Be sure to mention spa time and beaches and all of it is free. I got the connections. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
Not even for naming rights?!
-pouts-
Alright. Fine. I'll live vicariously through you. Rambo may never forgive you, though. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
-squints-
I trust you. For now.
-blinks-
If you let me drive this around a cul-de-sac, I'll let you name this baby. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
...fine. Fine.
-hair flip-
You know how to drive? Right? You're a good driver?
I don't have my license. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Sistah Awwwwwww you're so sweet~ He would be mad...he likes my face. He's told me a lot. One day I'll give Lucifer the good ole One Two Buckle My Shoe. Or something. But a trip to Hell would be fun. It's not all fire and brimstone like everyone thinks. It's like an alternate reality or something. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
-pauses at the car-
-stares blankly-
Autumn. Do I look like someone who is capable of going without tequila and weed any longer than I already have?
This is not human. And neither is the thing inside me. Definitely a f*cking alien. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
-pft's-
-links arms with-
He'll survive. And he'll be the perfect example of why birth control is so important! If I ever think a second kid is a good idea, just like, send me the recording of this one's birth. That'll change things. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Sistah True! I know you could knock my block off! I also kinda beat the sh!t outta the King of Hell. Not Lucifer. He's above my pay grade. Next guy down. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
Yeah, well Noura's one of a kind. But she's family.
-pulls out phone-
Okay, okay. I'll ask!
-snickers-
Really? He can take Rambo any time, then. Like, say, for the first 18 years of his life. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Sistah from anotha Mistah Really?! I need it. I like modelling and all but if Kai saw how touchy these people get we would have a mass homicide on our hands. It would be sexy, but we don't need that kind of attention. As for the trip to Hell, I know a back way. And demons typically leave me alone down there since I'm stronger when down under. They're scared of me, can you believe it? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
He must be close to some sort of break-through. I've just been harassing his sister while he's working. It's fun! Except I'm sort of afraid she's going to murder me one of these days. Anyways!
-prods-
...what's that look for, giggles? Something you'd like to share with the class? |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Best Season Right? It's why I can't get a real job. My records all say I'm 7. So I do modelling here and there. I can take you there sometime. It would be like a day or two trip but it's not as bad as people let on. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
I have a suitcase full of corn chips and got a pocket knife through airport security. I definitely have everything I need.
-clears throat-
Jameson got caught up. Y'know. With work. Is Winter in London? It's been like, two days. But I'm having cuddle withdrawal. The man's cuddle game is on point. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Best Season Yup. I turn 8 on the 24th. I was raised in Hell where time goes faster. One year is, like, 4 down there. Trippy, huh? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
Sure, I like tofu. Just as much as I like, say, fascism and my mother.
-beams right back-
Tofu is sh*t, and it gives people Alzheimer's. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
He is? I knew I liked him.
-narrowly remembers suitcase-
And the flight was great, minus needing to pee every 20 minutes. But Jameson paid for first class...not that he knows that. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Best Season Well, I used to play music a lot. Most of my life has been confined to a limited space with little free time of my own. My past is pretty weird. Has Kai told you I'm actually 7? |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Best Season It can be but it's been a rather slow week. I haven't had much free time until recently so I haven't done much. Now that I think about it, the only people I spend time with are my husband and mother. That's embarrassing. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Best Season Well, he's off on another trip. I'm just being a leader and junk. My people are all doing their own thing and I'm here... making paper airplanes and throwing them at my cat. It's important coven business, ya know. |
Idris Mowbry |
04/09/17 |
Best Season Ey, yo gurl! How have you been? It feels like I haven't seen you in forever! You shoudl come visit some time. I think you, Kai and I should have a night out. Burn down some buildings. Cause a tasteful amount of chaos. That kind of stuff. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
Autumn
Oh. Did you like, bring an oven roasted turkey instead? That'd be fortuitous AND amazing.
-drops suitcase-
-jumps / hugs-
Ohemgee. It's been like...weeks! Weeks that felt like years! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/09/17 |
Autumn
I just landed, hoe.
There better be a hot red head holding a sign with my name on it at the gate!
Or, y'know, I'll catch a taxi. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
I'll just give the uggos to Noura.
Who am I kidding, my kids are gonna be cute af!
Kid. My kid is gonna be cute af. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
You've seen Jameson's sister, right??
I think he just got lucky. If I'm the only one bringing a good pedigree, to this scenario who KNOWS how these kids are gonna end up. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
The Orlav-only basketball team needs alternates, omg.
But what if they're all cute?? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
Omfg. Give it another year.
I'm gonna have like 10 babies spontaneously.
You can pick your favorite! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
I am happy! Which is why it's nothing more than hormones.
Pregnancy, man. I don't recommend it. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
Don't worry, I'm over the puking part.
Now I just lay around and cry for no reason. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
I'm gonna kiss your face off!
Or hug. Probably at least one kiss. 😉
And then we're gonna go eat until I puke! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
I can handle him.
Well, Jameson can. I don't engage.
Suffice to say he and my mother go hand-in-hand in f*cking my life up! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
I don't care if Lucius knows.
He might have to keep you from coming to Moscow and murdering Cal.
Jameson has him locked in the basement. 😊 |
Elouise Warrock |
04/07/17 |
Autumn
Wait. Seriously?
I mean, I know I don't talk about it, but...
I figured I'd have at least told you!
It's kind of long story. Maybe talk about it on Sunday? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
My first husband? He's .15th of a human. You can meet him next time we're in Moscow.
Haven't we ever discussed Calvin? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
I'm not a wench!
I've been with 1.5 guys, you skank!
Well. Like 1.25? 1.15? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
I'm not a total idiot. I got the sense he wasn't the 'friend' type. But if he's your family, I'm going to make an effort to be kind.
Because I love you, b*tch. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
It's just know to know what you think of me.
Selfish isn't something that comes to mind when I think of you.
Caring, kind-hearted, stubborn. No opinion that might hurt, though. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
The last thing you should be is worried about me.
I'm a big girl. I can handle my own sh*t.
I only care about what makes me happy, after all. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
What do you mean?
I'm peachy.
What about you? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
Right.
How might that be an advantage, exactly? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
He has Jameson. He'll be fine. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
Babies do need clothes and shoes.
From what I've heard, at least. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/06/17 |
Autumn
Yeah? Like what? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/05/17 |
Autumn
I'm just making everything about me. :-) |
Elouise Warrock |
04/05/17 |
Autumn
Wow! Tell me how you really feel, why don't you.
I'll just stay here, where I'm not a nuisance. Jesus. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/05/17 |
Autumn
Are you saying I'm not charming enough?
AM I NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH ANYMORE?!
I'M GONNA BRING SEXY BACK. I'M GONNA BRING SEXY BACK ALL OVER BLAIZE. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/05/17 |
Autumn
I didn't force my love on you!
...I did a little, but not a lot!
I just want him to not dislike me. I'm fine with whatever isn't hate, at this point. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/05/17 |
Autumn
WTF.
What do I get, then? I just want him to be my boo, like you and Winter and Summer are! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/05/17 |
Autumn
Will he snuggle with me?
And watch Netflix with me?
And love me forever? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/05/17 |
Autumn
Why isn't Blaize as much fun as Winter?
I am determined to make that broody ginger my friend. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
This baby is already trained to kill.
And the display cases are baby-proofed!
Don't knock it. It's gonna look cool af. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
Why is it creepy? They're quality decorations!
And a whole series of bayonets and knives.
And some defused land mines and grenades, too. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
But you'll like the prezzies!
Aw. 💛💛
I just bought a giant collection of antique guns to hang in the nursery. Omggggggg. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
Sorry. :)
I can't wait to see you. And smother you. And I have presents! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
RYAN GOSLING IS HOT AND I'M WEEPY, OKAY. I WANT TO WATCH ROM-DRAMS WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
HUMOR ME, DAMN IT. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
No, I'm talking about unrealistic true love with unrealistically beautiful people, and at some point someone dies. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
Oh my god. What a beautiful friendship we have.
You tell me what porn is, I show you want true love is, via books and films.
BEAUTIFUL. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
What??
The Notebook! Oh my god. We're going to watch all of Nicholas Spark's movies now. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
No need for debate! I'll give him a ball of yarn, or something. He'll be busy for hours. And then we get to watch The Notebook and cry together! :) |
Elouise Warrock |
04/04/17 |
Autumn
You *****.
Sorry, hormones talking.
Yes, assuming Jameson comes. He might be busy poking around in a chest cavity! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Hey, you may have been friends first, but I got snuggles first!
And it's worth sweeping up the glitter, thaaaank you~.
And then you can take Jameson out and do something fun, and Lucy and I can like...play Battleships. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Fair warning, I will require at least one full day of snuggles. And movies. Mostly the snuggles, because I've been severely lacking. And I'll only glitter-bomb you once. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
You should know by now, I will eat whatever you put in front of me.
Jameson will be happy that someone can cook for him.
I used to just bake pot into everything.
|
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
... :(
Okay, Polish for Jameson then? Pierogies, kielbasa, just not tripe soup.
Except he doesn't really like Poland. But I want pierogies, so he'll get over it. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Burritos, taquitos, tamales, nachos, churros, steak, mashed potatoes, pork chops, mashed potatoes, roast beef, steak, ribs, mashed potatoes...did I mentioned steak or mashed potatoes? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Yes. Sold. Yes. Breakfast. Yes please.
You're the best! :) |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
If Jim-Jam comes, we'll probably go to the hotel.
Y'know, relive the romance of our wedding.
...might even break another beer bottle over his head for old time's sake. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Probably not, but feel free to ask.
If I show my face to ask, he'll find me. And I don't want to be pranked. I'm afraid.
Can we go dancing?! |
Summer |
04/03/17 |
Sis
I’m back home. Annnddd it doesn’t suck. Not at all.
|
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Omg. Yes!
I booked tickets. See you Sunday, bff.
You can talk to the lil nugget all you want! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Yes it is! And yes you are!
Isn't he perfect? It kinda looks like he's waving.
...at his Aunt Autumn. ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Side note:
[IMG]
 |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
I just asked him if he wanted to be!
I'm still pushing for you stealing a baby so we can co-mom together. Rambo needs cousins to beat the sh*t out of! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
I'm self-conscious, okay.
Thank god this kid has you and Jameson, because I'm a damn MESS.
...Auntie Autumn. :) |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
JFC.
I keep Jameson happy!
I HAVE MOVES. THESE HIPS DON'T LIE, OKAY.
...why am I like this. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
:( I don't know how to do sexy!
I'M NOT A GOOD WIFE. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
He hits ON me. Like all of the time.
Emotionally battered. I'm a victim of PH! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
I'm a battered woman, Autumn.
I deserve those owls! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
omfg. I'm about to buy four more puppies and a f*cking owl sanctuary.
Leverage, baby! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
His phone background is me elbow deep in BBQ ribs.
And mine is when I got him really high and dumped pancake mix on him.
I guess I don't really need to know, do I? I love him no matter what.
Autumn
HELL NO. PORN HUB? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?
MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Omfg. Fine.
Autumn
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, EW.
I KNEW HIS PIZZA HUT APP WAS DIFFERENT THAN MINE. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
What's porn? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
What?
... What?
That's sex?!
I HAVE BEEN LIED TO. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
Nope! No turkey Bastet. Immaculate conception!
I am a virgin. I've never had sex, thank you! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
I love you more, sister-friend!
OMFG. TMI, MAN. TMI.
I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SEX LIFE WITH YOU.
Well, I would if I had one. But I'm a virgin! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
You're family, boo boo. You know that! You'll be able to borrow this little sh*t any time.
Well, yknow. Ovaries. BOOM. It's why I'm like this, jfc. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
So glad he is safe. Probably should have made sure he was wearing a helmet first.
In like 3 weeks, Rambo will be able to hear Aunt Autumn talk about what a mess his mom is! 💕 |
Elouise Warrock |
04/03/17 |
Autumn
It's called biology. 😉
Side note, I'm halfway. And pudgy now. VISIBLY. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/02/17 |
Autumn
Love you too. ;)
You could always kick her wife's ass. She called me fat! |
Elouise Warrock |
04/02/17 |
Autumn
So territorial. Please don't pee on me.
I think I'll leave this between you and Soleil.
She's good to me. She snuggles, and brings me snacks.
But she isn't you, Autumn. Don't worry. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/02/17 |
Autumn
You mean Soleil?
What, are you jealous?
Awwwwww. Here's her number if you want to tussle:
[Contact Shared] |
Elouise Warrock |
04/02/17 |
Autumn
Aw, that'd be a blast from the past. But I've been hiding in Soleil's room, living off of Oreos.
Also, omg. TMI, Autumn. We BOTH know what that means.
|
Elouise Warrock |
04/02/17 |
Autumn
Well, it's still better than Moscow.
Jameson is waging a prank war against me.
...so far, no causalities. |
Elouise Warrock |
04/02/17 |
Autumn
How is Lucius? And London? |
Elouise Warrock |
04/02/17 |
Autumn
Miss you too! 😍
I can get on a plane any time, my gorgeous friend. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/29/17 |
Autumn
Of course I'm happy!
What about you?
Everything going okay? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/28/17 |
Autumn
I take life as it comes.
And now I get to wake up every day next to my best friend.
What's better than that? Besides tacos and tequila, obviously. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/28/17 |
Autumn
Will do.
I'll show you the hotel suite we trashed also. I puked a lot there, too. And we also got married in it!
Ugh. Romance. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/28/17 |
Autumn
I appreciate you!
I might even make one for Lucius~
I'm not sure yet. I'll show you the bar where Jameson & I first said 'I love you', and then I puked on his shoes! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/28/17 |
Autumn
Oo. Mine is gonna be yellow and green!
Eh. I'll just model it off of mine.
This is purely an excuse to hand-deliver it to you, by the way. :) |
Elouise Warrock |
03/28/17 |
Autumn
Second favorite color?
...how big is your wrist? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/28/17 |
Autumn
What's your favorite color?
I'm making us friendship bracelets! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/24/17 |
Autumn
Yeah, but why??
I ate an entire roast for lunch. Omfg. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/23/17 |
Autumn
What does 'maybe' mean??! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/23/17 |
Autumn
A FAT baby, maybe.
I'm grumpy. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/23/17 |
Autumn
The bump. It's happening.
I'M GETTING FAT. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/20/17 |
Autumn
😌💕
Also, check your email. I sent a list of baby names.
Let me know your opinion on the sub-list: Drug Names. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/20/17 |
Autumn
I miss you! ❤ |
Elouise Warrock |
03/19/17 |
BFF
I have found my spirit animal.
[IMG]
 |
Idris Mowbry |
03/18/17 |
Fancy Fall Yeeeaaaaah he is pretty possessive. It's pretty hot. I know he won't do any funny stuff and he likes warmth. So it's whatever. How much do you bring when you travel? You aren't like Elle Woods and require a full van just for your luggage do you? |
Idris Mowbry |
03/18/17 |
Autumn He gave someone my number? That's a feat all in itself. He's typically very selfish about letting others talk to me. I'm doing alright. Doing some work on the Coven. Punching nuisances of assorted kinds in the face. Yourself? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
OH HELL NO.
If I was jet-lagged and snuggling, I'd f*ck him up. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
You're my favorite Summers.
Don't tell Winter, he's sensitive.
And I think he's been camping out in my closet. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
We were destined to be pals from the first leg stand.
And that you didn't question the fact I brought my own keg to a bar. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
I admire your ass in exactly the manner it deserves.
You do the same for mine.
Booty booty booty. 🍑 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
You wish that I needed him to tell me.
Obviously your ass is whiter than snow. Cmon. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
If I didn't have two hundred pounds of Jameson weighing me down, I would come kick your lily white ass.
And then feed you a taco bowl, because I love you. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
I could have bagged up Jameson MONTHS before I did.
He figured out the way to my heart was through spicy meat and pico de gallo.
So, HA. Also, stfu. You're not that cruel. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
Looks don't impress me.
Show me what counts.
Tacos. 🌮 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
Zoloft, I assume. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
You love me.
And it was a valid question. I'd ask him, but with the significant brain trauma, he probably has short-term memory loss. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
Omg. Is Lucius okay?! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
My uterus betrayed me for Jameson, MMK.
He smoothed talked it, made it a double agent while I was sleeping, probably. Kms. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
YEAH. WELL.
My uterus does not thank you. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
WTF. I'm not THAT stupid! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
Conventional birth control methods do not work against an Orlav. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
I'm being realistic. Have you seen my husband??
Well...I could always help dye your hair. 😁 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/17/17 |
Autumn
It's okay. I'm probably going to end up having 15 blood-thirsty ninja babies. Some are bound to be girls. You can have those.
And, no. Blonde or bleach. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
It's okay. I threw my hands in the air and kind of broke my doctor's nose when I found out. Girls are so scary. 👶🏼💙
He better be blonde, though. Seriously. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
LOL. What?? Why?! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
Well, yeah. The nice lady doctor said so.
And Jameson said it had to be a boy because it's an Orlav.
I guess we'll really know in two weeks? LOL. Jameson will die if it's a girl. Like, seriously. He will have a stroke and die. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
They shoved a big ass needle in my stomach awhile back.
An...a... it's a big word, hold on.
Autumn
Amniocentesis! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
Apparently, at 18 weeks the sex can be revealed, but we already know that. 19, the baby can hear all of the gun assembly tapes I'll be playing him, and 20 is the half-way mark. Wahoo! Still kinda looks like an alien though. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
I know! I can't wait. I was meant to be a fat person.
I embrace it.
Dude. All of the fun stuff is happening in the next four weeks. Including the half-way mark. Kms. This is taking forever. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
In other news, Rambo is hitting his first growth spurt.
I'm gonna start looking pregnant as f*ck, and no one at the bakery can judge me for ordering two boxes of donuts all for myself anymore. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
I need to stop reading the tabloids when I'm half asleep and hungry. They made me irrational.
I love Jim-Jam ALOT, but somehow that mf loves me more. How is that even possible?? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
Like a dog uses a teddy bear, maybe. 😜 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
Yeah.
I think it's time to go back to Moscow.
Also, you have my blessing to marry my unborn child, because apparently that's happening too?? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/16/17 |
Autumn
Do you think that's true?
About Jameson? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
He could have had like 10,000, but he low-balled himself. Maybe reached in the wrong pocket.
Either way, it's still hilarious when people steal Jameson's money. And, thank you! I like my ass too. And yours. ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
Good question. He grabbed them the same time he took fifteen hundred bucks out of my back pocket. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
I guess I'll have to think about it more.
I haven't heard from my mother in weeks. Probably on another bender.
You know, I really like Lucius. I don't know any guy who offers his girlfriend over without any qualms. Except he stole my dog treats. 😠 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
He seems interested in the prospect, though.
If he wants to be a grandpa, Jameson is just going to have to deal with it.
Nobody is perfect, right? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
Sure, but he's father of the year compared to Trista.
He's done stuff for me. I guess. Kind of?
It'd be nice if Rambo gets at least one grandparent. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
Really? I mean, you met my father, didn't you?
He's a great guy. Minus the whole denying my existence to his other family thing. 😁 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
Why do you say that?
I'm sure they'll get along really well.
Or Jameson will peel his skin off with a dull butter knife. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
I'm happy if you're happy. 😌
Yeah, see Jameson and I have tons of secrets.
Like, for example, Nigel is coming to visit Moscow once I'm back from Moscow. He's going to be thrilled! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
I love tacos with a love that is more than love.
Well, I only want Jameson with his cake, so I get where Lucius is coming from.
How is Harry Potter? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/15/17 |
Autumn
I am in culinary heaven.
I may stay in Mexico forever. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/14/17 |
Autumn
Omfg. It was a joke!
How about a basket of chihuahuas? Do you want a basket of chihuahuas? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/14/17 |
Autumn
Damn right I do.
Tell Lucius I said hi! I'll bring you both back a souvenir. How about tapeworm? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/14/17 |
Autumn
Cabo is amazing.
 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
I changed my mind.
I'm going to make popcorn and cuddle with the dogs. I'm laaaaaazy.
Lucius and I are looking at venues tomorrow. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
Fair point.
I'm going to make Jameson go dancing with me.
I MISS ALCOHOL. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
SO WHAT.
Spouse-swap? I need someone to party with. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
I figured you'd say that.
So I proposed to him instead! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
Why don't YOU propose?
I did, the second time. And like vaguely insinuated on one occasion that I wanted to marry the f*ck out of him. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
Some of this is definitely cheetos.
At any rate, Jameson and I only dated for five days before we eloped.
I married him for the tacos. |
Summer |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
1. Of course I'll share some tips and tricks to dancing. And "dancing". Two different things. Both very useful!
2. You are glowing, girl! Love looks good on you. And this one? This one I approve of. For whatever that is worth. Not like I have a great track record in judging dudes. Which leads me to:
3. That bartender? Of course I hit that. He's like...packin' down low, if you catch my drift.
4. Here's Winter's poetic words: [message attached] |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
What? Jameson is still fun!
When are you and Lucius going to ruin a perfectly good relationship with marriage? I'll ask him. Or threaten him.
I need another married hoe to get fat with me. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
When we lived in Bloemfontein, my bed was my sacred place. I didn't even want to let Jameson in there, mostly because it was a onesie-only zone. But he has a REALLY cute butt. And he used to be funny, and nice. He would bring me food, too. He pranked my room with spaghetti bombs, too. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
For Jamie and I it's more of a contest to see who smothers who first.
I had a body pillow for awhile, but he got jealous. 😌 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
That would normally be the case, except I have to pee like every 10 minutes.
He's just lucky he's cute. ...and I'm comfy. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/13/17 |
Autumn
He's snoring right next to me.
And his arm is really heavy and I can't get out of bed.
...I think I'm going to die here. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/11/17 |
Autumn
My heart just threw up and died. Look at his face!
[VID]
 |
Summer |
03/10/17 |
Her set had ended just as they did in London, Sydney, New York, or anywhere else. It ended with her fishing various pieces of undergarments and single bills off the stage in a graceful-yet-hurried manner. Beaming a wide grin at the generous Parisans sitting at the rack, Summer trotted to the bar, aiming on sitting her sparkling bare tush on a stool, ordering up a double of whatever it was they drank in volumes in France, and having a grand ole time.
Maxime, the heavily tattooed, willowy bartender gave her a slow grin as he poured a drink. He fished her cell phone from a shelf under the bar. "Incoming text from someone named 'Red Hot'. Figured it was worth a mention."
Giving him a demure smile, she took the phone, her eyes remaining on him. His English was excellent, even tinted with an accent from her home town. She didn't say anything further, simply sipping her drink as she read the text. Let him think whatever he wants about who 'Red Hot' was. He was just a bartender at the club she was being featured at for a month.
Things are never that simple.
Thumbs poised over her phone, she glanced up at him. "How do you say 'My beautiful sister' in French?"
Chuckling, he leaned close, whispering it in her ear. She studied the tattoo that crept across his skull, a filigree crown in lieu of hair.
ma ravissante sœur
Welcome! I'd say that in French too, but it is loud in here and I don't want to keep yelling 'how do you say...?' like a god damned idiot. I just finished my last set. You can either pop by the club- I'm the nearly naked one at the bar flirting with Maxime. Woman: Everything you've heard about French dudes is true. Everything.
But you're off the market, so you don't care. MORE FOR ME.
See you soon, ma cocotte |
Elouise Warrock |
03/10/17 |
Autumn
You're probably right. Boo.
I miss Jim-Jam anyway. And the dogs.
Mostly Jameson, though. Body pillows aren't the same as real snuggles.😌 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/10/17 |
Autumn
Do you think it's safe for me to go skiing?
I'm driving up to the Swiss border. Yay snow! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/09/17 |
Autumn
Of course I said no!
I've already got a bun in the oven.
Loooooool. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/09/17 |
Autumn
Okay! I'll be at the docks flirting with Luigi.
He asked if I wanted to see his baguette. Is that an innuendo? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/09/17 |
Autumn
To the Cinque Terre!
I'm going to take tons of pictures for Jameson.
I'm pretty sure you and I use the same level SPF. My skin burns just thinking about sun exposure. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/09/17 |
Autumn
I worked on a summer booze cruise in Mexico. I know how to drive a boat... kind of.
Pack a picnic basket. And bring my fuzzy slippers. And my fuzzy blanket. Bring all of my fuzzies! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/09/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. Fine.
I'm renting a boat. Let's go sail the coast! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/09/17 |
Autumn
Do you think it's safe to swim in the canals in Venice? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/08/17 |
...what do you think of me?!
I wouldn't wear anything that would make Jameson have to murder everyone within a 100 mile radius.
Mostly because it's hard to get blood out of his clothes. And jealous Jameson isn't fun. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/08/17 |
-toothy grin-
That's probably a good idea.
You're too good to me. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/08/17 |
-stomps-
-whines-
Agree to disagree!
...how sexy is too sexy? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/08/17 |
Aw. I love you. You're the hottest b*tch on the block, but you already know that!
-flicks nose-
I'm going to go put on some real clothes, then. See you in two wags of a lamb's tail! Also, I bought a lamb. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/08/17 |
Ohemgee. Really?! We're staying out until tomorrow morning!
-pft's-
Damn right he's lucky.
Well, with you, maybe. I'm married and getting fat, so I'm probably the pity date. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/08/17 |
-rolls eyes-
Cheese is my only luxury in this life.
-nudges-
You know what's more fun than a bed? Night clubs! Let's go dancing! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/08/17 |
-wanders in-
-eating cheese-
-...a wheel of cheese-
Wanna go steal some relics from the Colosseum? |
Summer |
03/07/17 |
Smart Sister
You bring up a valid scenario- we don't feature many male dancers (outside
Of one specific night of the week- talk about YUM and also talk about "barking up the wrong tree" if you catch my drift. They aren't buying what I'm selling sadly. Hey, a girl can still look!!). Anywhoosies. Let's shove your beau up on stage. I'll sacrifice some single Euros, makin' it rain on him. Hahahah I've never met the poor lad- this sounds like a very good introduction.
Wait, have I met him? Sh-t, I can't even remember if Winter and I crashed Elouise's wedding. Maybe I should ease up on the good sh-t??
Never!!! |
Summer |
03/07/17 |
Autumn
Arrested for butt-touching?! If touching butts is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Put that on my headstone when I die.
Normally picture taking in the club is a no-no, but I'll try to have one of the other dancers sneak a few shots. It is something best experienced live and in the flesh. Ahem. Bring your new beau- perhaps I can even drag your cute ass on stage for amateur night?? Omg my little sis, following in my footsteps! It makes me teary eyed just thinking about it. Although honestly, I peg Winter as more the 'dancing naked on stage for cash' type than you. Someone has to be classy in this family. It went all to you, Red Hot!
Pro tip- while in Italy, don't try to lick the statue of David. If you thought they frowned on butt-touching.... |
Summer |
03/06/17 |
Lil Sis
I miss you too!
Sydney is awesome. It is warm, the vibe is relaxed yet energetic, and the people are lovely. I am currently in Paris, however. Doing a month long stint at Théâtre Chocotte. It's as amazing as it sounds, minus the French winter weather. How's you? How's London? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
I think I'm getting banned. This IS a great vacation! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
Omg. No, you don't have to come right now!
You're such a good friend. I love you. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
I groped a Vatican guard, now I'm in Vatican jail.
In my defense, the booty was DIVINE.
... I don't want to talk about how I smuggled it in here with me. Please help. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
Thank you for that. I'm sure he threw it out. 😊
I have no reason not to be happy. Jameson is a great husband! But I appreciate you caring. 💕 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
I'd love to come to London. I'm overdue a visit with Nigel, at any rate.
But yes, check with Lucius.
I'm fine, really. You never have to worry about whether or not ELOUISE is having a good time. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
Well, it may soon. Or not. Take your time and enjoy it!
It's fine. He's a busy guy. I'm not too worried about it.
Jameson does a lot, y'know? I can't always be the most important thing. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
He loves you. Yes, it's a thing.
I don't know? I asked him to come to Rome with me. I'm here, having a ball. Solo vacations are also fun! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
Omfg. ADORABLE.
I have no idea where Jameson is. Literally. No idea. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
Oh no! That stinks. Hope he gets better soon.
I think I'm going to Verona today. Gonna go touch the Statue of Juliette's boob. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/06/17 |
Autumn
Come to Rome. I'm bored.
Well, not really. I'm having tons of fun! But you should join!
|
Elouise Warrock |
03/03/17 |
Autumn
What kind of souvenir do you want?
I tried to steal some pennies from this fountain, but there were WAAAAAY too many people around.
[IMG]
 |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
Jameson and I only discuss topics related to tacos, whiskey, snuggles and movie-time.
It's the key to a healthy marriage! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
EXCUSE. I'll have you know I campaigned for Rambo. And then I just ended up being pregnant anyway.
...and then I realized how un-fun pregnancy is. But worth it! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
SOLD.
I'm a very convincing person.
I convinced Jameson a baby was a good idea, sooooo. I'm pretty much the best. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
BFF
Just do what I do and rush head-first into everything without ever considering the consequences!
It's worked out so far. Husband with cute butt, probably a baby with a cute butt. ...I have a beautiful life. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
Rent one? Adopt one?
Oo. Just co-parent with me! You'll be the one to make sure it survives! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
Are you sure? Isn't he Harry Potter?
...can you steal a baby, or something? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
No Fun
OH. I don't tell you about any of that anyway!
How is Lucius? Is he pregnant yet? |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
What wouldn't you want to know?! |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Love Thief
I'm trying to spoil him!
My dream honeymoon would be alcohol poisoning in Cuba, but I think he'll like Italy.
Plus, I want to eat ALL of the pasta. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
I'm going to take the hubs somewhere fancy instead.
Rome, fancy.
I don't think he's found the note yet. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
I wish I was 😫
I had way too much sugar. I'm in pain.
And thank you, so did you! I wanna walk around in that dress forever. |
Elouise Warrock |
03/01/17 |
Autumn
My head hurts. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/27/17 |
Autumn
I have a fantastic metabolism! Rambo is getting tons of protein, though.
Yay! See you soon! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/27/17 |
Autumn
Thank you! I'm trying to break the record for fattest baby at birth.
Do you think eating an entire roast beef before lunch is good? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/27/17 |
Autumn
I'll be here, eating my feelings and watching Netflix until then! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/27/17 |
Autumn
I miss you! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
Where's the love?!
I'd let you move in! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
Looks like we're moving in!
Hope you're ready to take care of two whiny babie!
...and Rambo. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
I can count down the days on my calendar that I have left to learn how to be domestic af.
Or I'll just make you move in. You make sure Jim-Jam 1 + 2 don't starve! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
I'd love an apple pie as a wedding present! 😊
I'm trying to learn how to cook, but so far I'm limited to ramen noodles and the occasional pancake batch. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
...you cook?
Looks like I'm marrying the wrong person... |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
I'm pregnant, I relax no matter what I'm doing.
Bring tacos! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
Planning is done! I'm just gonna nap until the wedding day.
Of course I'm excited! Jameson in a tux?? Damn. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/23/17 |
Autumn
I used to be fun! I used to snort cocaine off of hookers asses!
...okay, so I didn't do that, but I was fun. I swear. RIP Fun Elouise. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/22/17 |
Autumn
I went through all of my drug money planning this wedding.
What. Has. Happened. To. Me. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
This kid is going to come out ready to shoot a glock.
Jameson and I will create nothing short of a gorgeous, lethal af infant. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
I should rephrase. The idea of drinking again makes the birth worth it.
Baby, totally worth not drinking ever again, as far as I'm concerned. I'm going to refer to him as Rambo for simplicity's sake. And because his name is Rambo. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
There is definitely something wrong with it. Who wants to be sober for 9 months?? Jameson can carry the next one.
I am more excited to drink again than I am to have this baby.
Well, sort of. Still. Is that bad? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
Ugh, stfu. Let me at least pretend.
It's not my fault he's so f*cking adorable. I just got lucky.
If I think more than three is a good idea, please lobotomize me.
Do I have to shave my legs for the wedding?? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
One child, Autumn. Jfc.
I'm not doing this sh*t again.
I don't care HOW cute Jameson is. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
God damn it. FINE.
Hold on. CHILD. SINGULAR.
You're getting waaaaaay ahead of yourself. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
Jammies are classy!
And I won't even have to worry about shoes, they're footie PJs too! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
Suit? Tux? I don't care.
I know he's not going to show up looking like a hobo.
I'm wearing a tuxedo onesie, so it's only going up from there! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
I thought we've learned you shouldn't trust my taste?
It'll be like 27 Dresses, except all of the bridesmaids get to look good. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
I can't help it! Blame the fetus.
Any color you want! You'll have better taste than me, anyway. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/21/17 |
Autumn
I don't even know anymore.
I've been eating since like 6AM.
When are you coming to Moscow? We need to find you a dress! ❤ |
Elouise Warrock |
02/20/17 |
Autumn
I ate like 4lbs worth of beef today.
This tiny Orlav is KILLING me.
But he's going to be super cute, isn't he? Even if he weighs 14lbs. 😋 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/18/17 |
Autumn
You're such a good wedding planner.
Jameson is going to hate dance classes. I can't wait~! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/18/17 |
BEARly Any Fun
Fiiiiine. What about puppies as party favors?
Omfg. I don't know how to dance. Well, I can salsa. But that's not dancing for a wedding, is it? 💃🏼 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/18/17 |
BFF
I just ate a 🍪 the size of a small 👶🏼.
In other news, I can't seem to find a reception venue that will let wild bears walk around. 🐻😔 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
This is going to be the classiest affair ever, you'll think you showed up to the wrong wedding! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
Wtf. That is definitely classy enough!
The veil is gorgeous!
... UGH.
Autumn
Wait. Got it. Pinterest is fantastic!
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...now to just make the wedding planner find something close to this. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
This is my top choice!
[IMG]
 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
How sexy is too sexy for church? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
...sh*t. No.
I guess I'll put on some pants and go look! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
You deserve a good time!
Maybe come back for the wedding, though. 😉 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
Jason is probably going to be the best man... again.
I'll work on the Nigel thing. If not, then definitely Winter! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
You sound like Nigel.
Speaking of, did the hubs respond?
Need to know who's walking me down the aisle. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
Kill me now.
I'll miss potato chips so much. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
BUT I LOVE FRENCH FRIES. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/16/17 |
🚨 9-1-1 🚨
I CAN'T WEAR HEELS I'LL BE TALLER THAN JAMESON. AND MY FEET ARE SAUSAGES. WHAT DO I DO?? |
Jameson Orlav |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
You know, she was so happy, and so I was happy. Thats all I really care about. So the answer is yes. I enjoyed myself. So? You??? |
Jameson Orlav |
02/16/17 |
Autumn
Sorry. I've been a little spacey. V-Day was good. She seemed to enjoy herself. I'm glad I could accommodate. How was yours?
Autumn
Nigel and Trista are out. You won't find Trista anyway.. Besides, my parents are dead. 😃 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
We were busy this morning.
Wait. Ew. WE WERE GIVING THE DOGS THEIR BATHES.
Well, he has very specific feelings about mine. And I don't want to have the conversation with him. So I'll leave this as your one and only task! Unless you want to have a bridesmaid party. In which case, you have two. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
OH. Chocolate. On chocolate. On chocolate, on chocolate.
I emailed him! Tell Lucius I said thank you~.
Ask Jameson if I should invite my parents.
...he'll probably be nicer about it coming from you. Thanks Maid of Honor! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
It doesn't really matter which flavor I like, there's a bun in the oven. How about Macallan whiskey? That's Jamie's favorite. I think he loves it more than me. Oh! Steak. So much steak. Enough that it would be a tear to Ron Swanson's eye. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. But it's so much fun to be trashy.
Is a champagne fountain classy? Omfg.
What flavor should the cake be?! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
Yes drugs! Hard liquor in everything!
I'm thinking every table gets a bong.
...this is going to be fantastic.
Wait. F*ck. Pregnant. Okay, so no drugs it is! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
Aw. I love you.
How do you feel about amphetamines in the punch? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
You underestimate how much I'll need to sleep between now and the wedding day.
How about the 28th? Mark your calendar, sh*t's about to be LIT. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
I have literally all the time in the world.
I want doves released.
And a chocolate fountain.
Omfg. Can we get Cher to perform??? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
So, like, next week?
I'm going to wife the sh*t out of him.
Bring your boy-toy! He can help with the flower arrangements. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
Like, this week doable?
...wanna be my Maid of Honor? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
Special anniversary?
What about just a 'it's been a few months and I still have a crush on you'? Is that reason enough? I never got to do the white dress, church thing. And I'm not super fat yet. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
I'm glad you had a nice time. I'm warming up to Lucius. He still doesn't deserve you, but I'm not sure anyone does.
Jim-Jam is best. I want to marry him. Well, again. Can I do that? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
Omg. Piano? Impressive.
The hubs and I went on a carriage ride. And I ate a cheesecake. Like, an entire cheesecake, by myself.
I'm getting fat. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
Yay! I want to hear all about it.
You were right about the whole 'effort' thing. I love my guy. 😌
Where did you go? What did you do? Wait. Do I want to know? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/15/17 |
Autumn
I have the best husband, seriously.
How was your night? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
I'm excited! I haven't seen much of him lately.
Have fun! Tell me all about it tomorrow. Or... maybe don't. It depends on what there is to tell!😉 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
Jameson literally got me dress with space in the mid-section for my food baby tonight.
This is true love, isn't it?
I'm so glad double pregnant isn't a thing. |
Summer |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
A date!! That is exciting. In that case, I hope you have a wonderful time and that the person in question knows just how lucky they are to have you join them. |
Summer |
02/14/17 |
The Hottest Ginger
Happy V-day back at ya, hot stuff! I hope you have a fabulous day. I'll be working, shakin dat a$$ for the lonely single dudes, relieving them of their hard earned cash. It's a tough life, someone's gorta do it. 😘
PS I totally almost typed "the hottest finger". Funny how one letter can f-ckin change the whole tone! |
Jameson Orlav |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
Dinner. So much dinner because she loves food. I've also shut down Gorky Park for the night. Its a little chilly, but I've got a carriage to take us through the gardens. I just want to spend time with her. Do you think she'll enjoy it? |
Jameson Orlav |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
More common than you might think.
|
Jameson Orlav |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
Aye, I've heard of him.
Best not be a knob. I'll kick his ass for you if he starts up with the fvckery.
..Actually, if he's smart, he'll be more scared of you than me. |
Jameson Orlav |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
Same to you.
Have you chosen a victim- er, valentine for this year? 😀 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/14/17 |
Autumn
Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
Jameson is making me wear real clothes to go out.
And Cheech and Chong ate the lingerie. I give up. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
I love him too! And have you seen that butt?
And he makes some mean scrambled eggs.
And something about being my best friend, etc.
STOP MAKING ME GUSH ABOUT HIM. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
If only...
Or I can just ditch Jameson. You'll make a great step-mom! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
Omg, so Lucius is~ your date tomorrow!
I was worried you'd die alone.
Well, that's not true. I'd marry you before I let that happen. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
How do I get the URL from my computer to my phone?
Do I hire a magician??? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
What's a URL?? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
I am not computer literate!
I'm going to have to buy a new face, aren't I? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
JUST DO IT
Lucius and I are friends now! Didn't he tell you? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
CALL 911
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
AUTUMN I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY THOSE PICTURES ARE MY A-GAME. MY A+ GAME. MY EXTRA CREDIT ON TOP OF EXTRA CREDIT GAME.
PRETTY SURE THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF SCREENSHOTS BY NOW. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
THE MOST
I thought I was sending you my Valentine's Day outfits!
(hint: NSFW)
And I may or may not have posted them on the Mommy & Me forum I'm a part of instead. Guess I'd better change my identity! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Omfg
You haven't been receiving those??
WHO HAS?
Oh my god. This explains all of those weird texts.
Jameson is going to kill me. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
Well, there goes MY hallpass plans. Thanks A LOT.
Does this mean I should stop sending nudes? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
Would it be?
I say go for it. You're the only hallpass I'd allow.
A sign of true love and respect! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
I'm never having sex again.
But you can feel free! You have my permission. Jameson is hot af. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
Omg. You agree with ME??
I'm getting this date engraved on a plaque.
❤❤ |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
I WANT TO WASH MY EYES WITH ACID.
JAMESON CAN HIRE A PROSTITUTE IF HE WANTS TO USE THAT. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
Okay but how? And WHY??
Who tf invented a sex swing?? I'm going to Google it.
Autumn
WHY THE F*CK DID I GOOGLE THAT. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/13/17 |
Autumn
Omfg, I'm kidding. I trust you and Winter completely.
Well, I don't. But I do. Apparently he meant a 'sex swing'. Wtf is that?
I REALLY don't want to be pregnant .5 seconds after having this thing. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/12/17 |
Group Chat: Autumn; Winter
You are so not invited to my baby shower.
Lingerie is a gift for Jameson. Mama is the one who needs presents. Like tequila. So much tequila. Drown me in tequila. NOT baby-making clothes. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/11/17 |
Autumn
This is 🐴 💩.
I'm not a prostitute, for Christ's sake.
I don't care if you two are the f*cking Steve Jobs of lingerie, it's not happening. I like my onesies. And elastic jeans. And baggy shirts. Basically anything that totally obscures my figure. 😈 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/11/17 |
Autumn
My sex life is fine!
I repeat: MY SEX LIFE IS FINE!
If you get me lingerie, I'm obligated to wear it.
And I'm lazy AF. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/11/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. He's going to be so f*cking cute.
You'll have to fight your brother over the baby shower. He's totally taken it over. ...and I think he's buying me lingerie. Please help. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/11/17 |
Autumn
The last time Jameson surprised me, I found out I was pregnant. And he didn't even do that on purpose.
Ugh. But my secret is good! Whatever, I'm telling you anyway! I'm having a boy. And I'm worried all of Jameson's name recommendations are going to suck. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/11/17 |
Autumn
He forgot my BIRTHDAY. Valentine's Day pales in comparison.
Also, wtf. A secret? Is it Lucius? Omg. Is it??
I'll tell you my secret if you tell me yours! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/11/17 |
Autumn
I'll be busy watching Jameson forget another important day anyways, I think.
But. Who? I NEED DETAILS. Is he hot? Rich? Old? Is it a sugar daddy?? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/11/17 |
Valentine
What are we doing on Tuesday??
Dinner? Movie? Sushi body art??? |
Idris Mowbry |
02/11/17 |
-lets out a sigh of relief- z"Good, Teddy Jace hasn't gotten you." -gives a bright smile- "The pleasure is mine! If you need anything of me, Kai knows where I am, like, always. Just if you see a creepy, living teddy bear missing an arm...do not engage." -looks super serious- "I have a score to settle with him." |
Elouise Warrock |
02/09/17 |
Autumn
I have a wife now.
You should meet her, she's great!
She brings me food, snuggles with me, and we got a dog together! |
Idris Mowbry |
02/08/17 |
-catches a blur pass by- -chases it- -finally catches up- "Hey, are you Autumn? Like, the Autumn that Kai hangs out with?" |
Elouise Warrock |
02/07/17 |
Autumn
Why? I've got it handled.
I'm going to be a great mom to Roscoe. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/07/17 |
Autumn
Why not? It was way cheap.
And I got the stroller for a steal!
...because I stole the cart. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/07/17 |
Autumn
But I already have a collar and a crate for it!
Guess I'll just return all of my baby stuff to PetCo. 😔 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/07/17 |
Autumn
Buzz kill.
Does a kid count as an animal?
Omg. Another pet. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/05/17 |
Autumn
Selfish.
Why not?! I'd be a good monkey mom!
What about a pygmy goat? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/05/17 |
Autumn
Can you bring me a Capuchin monkey? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/03/17 |
Autumn
You're fantastic.
Can an Elvis impersonator officiate a fake wedding for us? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/03/17 |
Autumn
I think we should give roulette a try too.
I've got money to waste! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/03/17 |
Autumn
Don't doddle in Romania too, too long.
I'm going to practice my Texas hold'em skills. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/02/17 |
Autumn
To Buffalo? Or to Vegas?
I'm down to burn down either. I like fire.
...but I really want to gamble. Like. Obscenely. Rehab-worthy. |
Zarek |
02/02/17 |
I will be sure to take you up on that. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/02/17 |
Autumn
I prefer Buffalo, at this point.
We need to plan a real vacation, though.
Like Vegas. |
Zarek |
02/02/17 |
I do and I am grateful for it. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/02/17 |
Autumn
Romania sounds like fun!
Well, I suppose anything is an improvement from Moscow.
Look at you, trailblazer. I wish I had the same luxury. |
Zarek |
02/02/17 |
Oh, just stray thoughts, or perhaps I simply enjoy hearing my presence has been missed. |
Zarek |
02/02/17 |
I am not sure if that reaction is pleasantly surprised or not. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/02/17 |
BFF
I wish you were here.
How is London? |
Summer |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
The shoes are for you, babe. You can find them in the post soon enough. I've sent them to your flat in London. Maybe you can have someone fetch them if you're not in town.
I've found a couple clubs in Sydney- trying them out for a bit before I settle- Dollhouse, Minx, and Porky's are in the main rotation. They have body sushi at Dollhouse and reserved events only a few nights a week at Minx. That means more shoes for mama.
I'll be sure to let the bouncers know that not only will they NOT get tipped out, but a vicious petite red head will be on their ass if they slip up.
Love you! xxxooo |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I intend to have a ball.
And I'm not even too fat for my bathing suit.
Small victories. 👌🏼 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I'm not too concerned with how he feels at the moment.
And he said I should feel free to leave Moscow whenever I like, so, I'm feeling very free.
He can take his sh*tstorm and leave it in the same place he left the birthday acknowledgement I never received. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
Get in line. I'm just trying to keep my cool.
I left a note. Do you think that's sufficient? |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I'll bring back a case of the most expensive tequila, just for you.
And the most expensive cabana boy, too! 😉 |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I just want to lay on the beach until I get skin cancer.
My solo honeymoon, with real cabana boys! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
They're at home.
I was serious about the Mexico thing.
I'm going to celebrate my birthday, my way.
MINUS THE ALCOHOL AND DRUGS I PROMISE. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I miss my kittens.
Well, they're not kittens.
They're angry behemoths now. But still. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
Make the joke!
I wanna laugh! :( |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
We can go to the Amazon!
The sun can't breach the canopy in most spots.
And I can tame a python. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
Have you seen my skin?
We'll just get matching ponchos and sombreros.
I want to eat a scorpion! |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I still am.
Seriously entertaining a trip to Mexico.
You're welcome to come. |
Elouise Warrock |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I'm sure you've left Moscow.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry I was so childish.
And for taking you for granted. I miss you. |
Summer |
02/01/17 |
Autumn
I was shopping for some new work shoes and came across these. For some inexplicable reason, I thought of you! I don't think they'd fetch me a lot of tips, but...some days they just need to be worn, ya know?
|
Camille |
01/30/17 |
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Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
UM. EXCUSE. I can't help pregnant rage. It happens.
And then I apologize with snuggles and vodka.
Nope, pretty sure Jameson is dead. And if he isn't, then he'll want to be. 'cuz I'm gonna kick his ass. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
Well he is rude af, but I assume if he's your friend there must be something redeemable about him.
And I'm pretty sure Jameson is dead. Will you be my pity wife? And I mean that as in you're taking pity on me. 😉 |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
I took a nap. I'm sorry.
I love you. Thank you for defending me. ❤ |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
Go play in traffic. I'm flying to Cabo. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
I've had a lot of sugar, and I'm very hormonal.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME ANYWAY.
I CAN'T STOP EATING. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
Fine. Jameson isn't answering either.
I'll just go eat a tub of frosting BY MYSELF. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
SHUT UP THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
I CAN'T BE FAT AND SINGLE! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
You're like two feet tall. I think I can manage. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
I'm going to donkey kick you in the throat, b*tch.
❤❤ |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
I will f*cking murder you. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
It's not MY fault my husband stopped loving me! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
I feel like Jameson definitely should have told you.
I'm gonna eat my feelings. Thaaank you! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
TODAY. WOW. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/30/17 |
Autumn
I think my husband forgot my f*cking birthday. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/29/17 |
Autumn
LUCIUS IS REALLY RUDE.
HE SAID JAMESON TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM IN MARRYING ME.
I'M GONNA FCKING KICK HIS ASS. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/28/17 |
Autumn
Well. Don't tell Jameson that!
I'll put on real clothes. I guess.
Can we go dancing after? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/28/17 |
Autumn
Oh, I know.
And I've seen him naked!
I'll put on my fancy PJs.
Wait. Never mind. I can't wear that in public. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/28/17 |
Autumn
Do I have to change out of my PJs? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/28/17 |
Autumn
Potentially. Can I bring Winter?
He's currently cradling me like a baby.
His arms are HUGE. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/28/17 |
Autumn
Oh. Could have sworn I did.
Either way, he's in Moscow!
I need someone to hold him down while I pull out his toenails. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/28/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. Fine. I'll get up.
Did I ever mention my first husband? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/28/17 |
Autumn
Where tf is my massage?
Also, I have someone I want you to meet! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
Well, it's not like you can get me more pregnant.
...or pregnant at all. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
No. I'm flirting with you, dumb ass.
GETCHA SH*T TOGETHER. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
We can change that ;;;;o |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
Gross? You two are NOT boning on my compound.
Don't tell my husband I'm getting a massage from another man. He'll kill me. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
...okay. I'm listening. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
I will kick his ass.
I'm pregnant, but I'm also fit af. I will RUIN him. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
There's nothing to see in Moscow. Case-closed.
I'm moody and I'm not sharing. That mofo better be prepared to sight-see on his own, because I need Autumn-time. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
Greeeeeaaaatttt.
Why? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
Um. No. This is his fault.
100%. No debates.
... I wasn't sober enough to pay attention, okay. Scotch is powerful. Jamouise was NOT on purpose. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
He said I'm gassy, because I'm pregnant.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BULLYING ME WHEN HE'S THE ONE WHO KNOCKED ME UP.
I AM OVER THIS PREGNANCY.
I need snuggles, hurry tf up. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
If I tell you, you have to promise not to laugh.
And yes, I'm in Moscow. It's too f*cking cold to go anywhere. And I think if I leave Jameson will probably kill Cal, and that's my job. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
IT'S MEAN.
I'm brooding alone in my suite.
I locked rude ass husband out. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
He said...
UGH. OMG. No. NOT VALIDATING IT.
Long story short, every here is horrible and you're my only person left. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
WTF. I need my BFF.
And Jameson is bullying me. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. Kittens.
STOP MAKING ME EMOTIONAL.
I'm watching rom-coms and eating my feelings. Come join! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
I know how to tango, you turd.
Ask Jameson! I used to drag him out all of the time.
Taco Tuesdays are all-inclusive. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
Summer, obviously.
I've got rhythm, bee-otch. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/26/17 |
Autumn
You're embarrassing af.
And for the record, I'm a great dancer.
Your sister taught me a lot. Maybe that's why Jameson is always in a good mood? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/25/17 |
Autumn
False. My stomach is happy 24/7! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/25/17 |
Autumn
So just imagine how many I had yesterday! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/25/17 |
Autumn
I may or may not have referred to him by your name.
It's not even lunch yet and I've already had four tacos.
SAVE ME. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/25/17 |
Autumn
I may or may not have pissed Winter off.
In my defense, it was hilarious. |
Summer |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
I didn't sneak out. I just didn't live with a bunch of people so nobody noticed. That and...everyone seemed a bit preoccupied.
Australia does seem to suit me. It is Summer here (hehe) so I can wander around in shorts and tank tops all the time! When these sunny days get old, I'll come to London. In truth, I had eyeballed a nice long visit to the coast of Mexico, but changed my mind.
|
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
But you're more adorable. ;)
And I'm lucky to have you. ;)
...is that good enough? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
But he's so f*cking cute! Come ooooon!
[IMG]

I guess I'll stop. I can fawn over you if you want! ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
Omfg. No one is getting cut.
I'm just saying in comparison to my husband, I'm always the horrible one.
I mean, you've met Jameson, right? He's the best person ever. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
Autumn. Think about who you're talking about.
Jameson is the best person ever.
I'm the sh*tlord in this situation, 100% of the time. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
...I think it's a term of endearment for us.
He told me I was perfect the other day. He's fine.
And, yes, I'm definitely offering.
...because it's...fun? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
Jameson says I'm a potato all of the time.
Literally before he kissed me for the first time, he called me a potato. I am the embodiment of a potato.
...I give better massages. F*ck that guy.
BUT DON'T F*CK THAT GUY. STAY CELIBATE. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
Omg. No. Jameson is the only one who gets to see me naked.
And even then, no. I'm a f*cking potato.
...time is a social convention. I'm obviously better. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
Ha. Haha.
Sure, Jameson is my husband. So is Jason. See?
I don't like this Lucius. He's stealing my Autumn time. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
You mean Jason? He is my husband.
...and I think he's bi. Whatever. He's a great cuddler.
It's not MY fault Jameson works. Or that I'm needy.
Who the f*ck is Lucius?! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
It doesn't count if they're gay!
I'M LONELY. ALL I DO IS CRY. I NEED HUMAN CONNECTION. SUE ME.
If you'd come to Moscow, I would add you to the list of snuggle-buddies, but nooooo, you've got more important matters to attend to. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
I AM NOT.
Winter is a lovable, but a wh*re. I can't possibly be a wh*re, I'm monogamous!
...unless that's wrong. Who knows. Maybe we are alike! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/24/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. Cats make me so happy.
Not as happy as you make me, though!
Come visit you b*tch. |
Summer |
01/23/17 |
Gorgeous
I'm chillin' in Syndey for a bit. The beaches are fabulous and there is eye candy galore. Here's me taking a picture of one while he takes a picture of me. If you're looking to be on the opposite side of the globe from London for any reason, I have a place for you to crash.
|
Elouise Warrock |
01/23/17 |
Autumn
I have a great metabolism!
...and... other stuff. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/23/17 |
Autumn
HAHA. No.
My diet consists of tacos, burritos, cheetos, red wine and ice cream. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/23/17 |
Autumn
I was so bored today I went for a hike on my treadmill.
I EXERCISED. tbh it's fun I'm having a great time.
Am I a fitness nut now? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/23/17 |
Autumn
This is why we're friends. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/22/17 |
Autumn
My husbands are jealous of my extracurricular cuddling with your brother.
They'd probably be less jealous if it was with you.
Come back to me! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/22/17 |
Autumn
I think I just slept for an entire day...
It was beautiful. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/20/17 |
Autumn
Cuddle buddy.
[VID]
 |
Elouise Warrock |
01/20/17 |
Autumn
I saw it. NO THANK YOU.
... I think Winter is moving in. Help. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/20/17 |
Autumn
Can he carry the next f*cking baby then?
I don't think it's normal. UGH.
Why do babies and my husband have to be so damn cute?
Is there a return policy on children? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/20/17 |
Autumn
You're welcome! He's fine as hell.
No, no twins. As far as I know. This is just half-pregnant, half fat.
I think Jameson wants to have more than one kid. Is that normal??
MY OVARIES ARE A GLORIFIED PUPPY MILL. 😫 |
Elouise Warrock |
01/20/17 |
Autumn
Are you drunk already?
Have you seen my husband??
Omfg. Does that really happen? AM I GOING TO DIE? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/20/17 |
Autumn
Summer says double pregnant is a thing!
Now she wants to be a doctor. You should probably intervene. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
Of course I'll like the little sh*t, it's mine.
Minus the puke I think we're already friends!
But that doesn't mean I'm doing this whole sober thing ever again.
BORING AF. Unless our kid is really cute. Then maybe we'll have like 12-15 more. And name them all George Foreman. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
-Child-. CHILD. Singular.
One and done. I'm not a rabbit, jfc.
If Jameson wants more kids he can have an affair. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
Excuse? My mother always came up with the best games.
Did you ever run with scissors?
Oh. Oh my god. Okay I get it now. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
... Really?
What about 'metal pole in the lightning storm'? That was one of my favorites! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
Am I the only kid who played 'toaster in the bathtub'??? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
Erm, I'm not sure there's room for you in the nursery..
😎 |
Jameson Orlav |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
Completely at peace with it. Who's idea do you think this was, anyway? You should see the nursery.. Don't tell Elouise I'm building a nursery. Its a surprise. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
You're right. I'm even laughing right now. But she's asleep, I think, so covet your peace.
|
Jameson Orlav |
01/19/17 |
Autumn
>.> what do you think I do in my office all day? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
I think Jameson would kill me.
But I mean. COME. ON. The man has moves.
If you can't tell, he's still working. And here I am, covered in cats and dogs.
Can't believe I wasted like five months not molesting him. WTF was wrong with me.
Well, Tequila. Reefer. A smidgen of cocaine. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
#blessed
Also, what the f*ck are hashtags? I'm so behind. The Internet is really testing the limits of my mind, here.
I can understand Skype. Jameson did a strip tease on camera while I was in Buffalo.
... he's honestly a pretty good dancer. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
He'll LOVE it.
Jameson is so f*cking cute I want to puke.
I literally just want to hug him all day.
This is the hormones speaking.
I AM NOT PATHETIC. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
B*tch, I'm pregnant for a goddamn reason.
... had to lock this sh*t down, hard.
And he's so nice and sweet and cute. 😍😍
Don't tell him I said that. Or do. I don't care.
I LOVE MY HUSBAND. I'm printing t-shirts. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
And you're the only person I'm okay with having this knowledge! ❤️❤️
He's carved from stone. Jesus Christ. The least he could do is have a LITTLE body fat. How do you cuddle with a boulder?? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
I spent 20 of the 24 hours in the day with him.
It would be better if he spent at least 18 of those hours shirtless. But, we can't all get what we want.
Moscow is always open to you, darling. You know that. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
Or come back to me!
You left Jameson and I alone for five minutes and it didn't end well.
Well, it did. But it also involved me not ignoring my feelings. Gross. Please return ASAP. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
Spring and I would make great friends if she didn't scare the piss out of me.
You can solve any undesirable situation with fire, y'know. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
Oh god. If it's twins I'm dipping. DON'T JINX IT.
If I have to raise two tiny me's I will drown myself. Can you even imagine? They would just feed off each other's demon energy.
NOW I'M PANICKING.
What did Spring do? Are you sure it's not funny? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
Double pregnant isn't a thing, right?
Did we go over this already?
Wait. Do I need to fly to London? Whose ass am I kicking? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
I miss you, come back.
Also, Jameson is SO. HOT.
He can make a sandwich AND pour juice all at the same time.
If that isn't sexy, I don't know what is. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
I love your brother. If you ever get tired of Winter, you know who to give him to. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
Don't worry, I'll take care of the extraneous stuff.
Best of luck in London! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
Ugh. Fine. Only because I know you'll come back.
Don't forget to give Nigel his present! Call his wife fat or something too. Maybe pop his son's soccer ball.
|
Jameson Orlav |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
What.. Why are you saying that?
WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT??? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
You can't leave! You're the only person here who doesn't think I'm horrible! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/18/17 |
Autumn
Omfg. DON'T TELL JAMESON. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
Does this count?
[video recorded]
 |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
I'm scarred for life.
You're awful. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
WHY DID I HIT GOOGLE IMAGES.
I DON'T LIKE THE INTERNET. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
He won't tell me!
I don't want to ask the Internet. It's scary. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
Do NOT fall for her lies. Believe me when I say that she knows what sexting is. She's just trying to get you to send nudes. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
I'm not trying to get YOU laid.
I'm learning a lot about 'booty calls'.
What is sexting? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
Okay. Fine. We can go dancing.
I don't have any clothes that look good AND fit. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. LET ME HAVE FUN.
DO YOU KNOW HOW BORING IT IS HERE? SOBER? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
Um, I don't ask. Or tell.
You can dance, and I'll stuff my husband's hard earned money into some guy's thong. Win-Win. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
Yes clubs. Elouise go to clubs.
Need shirtless men dancing on me.
Jameson won't get me food. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/17/17 |
Autumn
Food. Am need food. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
"Dad implies participation in my life. It's Nigel. And yes, mischief is one of the innumerable reasons we're friends."
Elouise flicks Autumn on the arm. "I'm going to go eat a double cheeseburger and take a nap. ...and then we're gonna do something fun. Like Yahtzee. And I'll even let you drink." With a little wave, the blonde teeters off, onesie and all. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
She lets out a groan, eyes rolling. "Autumn, it's a joke. I got him a watch. Okay? You're acting like I want to kidnap him and bring him to Moscow to be tortured, or something." |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
"No, that was a joke. I'm not crazy. I just need you to give something to my father for me. He said he'd be in Moscow, but, plans change..." The disappointment in her tone is palpable, but she simply shrugs, a smile replacing her mood.
"I'll give it to you before you leave. It's not a big box. ...and it should probably get through airport security." |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
"Pft. I'm pretty sure Jameson is close to ditching. Or kicking me out. He cleans up so much puke. Sometimes I don't even attempt to get to a trash can or toilet." Her brows waggle, a devious glint in her eyes. "How else is he going to know how I feel?"
Lifting one of the frames, Elouise donning a sombrero, double-fisting bottles of tequila. Classy. "London? Just some... light kidnapping. Nothing serious." |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Elouise releases the shorter woman, giving her a pat on the head. Because she's fun-sized and adorable. Taking her bag, the blonde begins trudging back from whence she had come, padded feet stomping as she did.
"You're right. My husband never makes me do anything. He's wonderful." As she guides Autumn through the heart of their complex, she shoots a glance back. "I guess this means you're on puke duty. Lucky you." An idle smirk dances on her lips as she stops, pushing open the door to an unoccupied room.
Everything seemed to be in order, and Elouise had even made the space a bit more homey. ...by decorating it with several pictures of herself, of course. "And you can massage my feet. And my back. You're my b*tch now." |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
OMFG. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
Elouise finally crawls out of bed, grumbling under her breath as she heads towards the entrance, not at all thrilled to be a) awake or b) moving. She was dressed head-to-toe in her Wonder Woman onesie, and a cranky scowl. In the foyer stood one punny red-head, as well as her luggage.
"I won't even get out of bed for Jameson, so, you're welcome." Her attitude subsides as she grapples the woman in a bear-hug. "Welcome to Moscow, you skank." |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Actual Wench
That involves me getting up. Just come in, it's not locked, ass.
I hope you brought food, or we're not friends. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
You're talking to the master of knock knocks, here.
The door is not stuck. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
...no. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
jfc. Who's there? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
What do you call a nosy pepper? |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Details better shared in person.
And I don't want Jameson to know. He's stressed enough. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Pft. I do that all of the time.
When you go back to London, I may have a small job for you.
Nothing lethal, I swear! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
...maybe.
Did you tell Dr. Handsome you're coming to visit?
I think he's still mad I puked on his Armani this morning. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Noooope.
Guess it's back to clinging to Jameson's leg until he tranquilizes me! |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Um. That seems like more of a you problem.
I need constant human contact or I'll die.
Jameson can verify. I become more of a monster than before. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
I would say you could just come hide in my bed oasis, but Jameson is VERY territorial about cuddle time. He's like a koala.
But cuter. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Last week I left for like an hour to get some soup, and I think I lost a toe. So, no.
My movements are limited to the bathroom and my bed. And sometimes Jameson's office, but that's just to distract him. Or send him for tacos. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Oh, good. Just don't tell Jameson that.
He'll get a complex. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Jameson and I both grew beards since you were here last.
Mother Russia, man. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
She always seems to be. Doesn't do as good of a job hiding it as she thinks. I keep her on her toes. Don't want those wits going dull while she's unable to wreak havoc. That's ❤👍 |
Jameson Orlav |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
Whatever Elouise told you, don't believe her. But you know you're always welcome in Moscow. We're happy to host you.
Autumn
If you don't mind, I'd rather my little recruitment speech stay between you and I. Elouise.. Doesn't need the added stress. Its kind of a surprise. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
You should come back to Moscow.
That way Jameson can hang out with you, and I can do literally anything else. And I miss you. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
At this point, he cries more than I do.
And then he tries to rub my stomach for good luck.
Even tequila didn't make me this sick. Tequila was a good friend. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/16/17 |
Autumn
My favorite part of every morning is when Jameson holds my hair back while I puke, and we both realize our love isn't strong enough to survive this pregnancy. ❤ |
Elouise Warrock |
01/14/17 |
Autumn
You touch my butt, I touch yours!
...maybe I'll get some chap-stick with this nine bucks. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/13/17 |
Autumn
Its no use. Its MY money, and I think she gets some sort of sick satisfaction from someone stealing it out from under her. |
Summer |
01/12/17 |
Hearing her phone buzz, Summer sat up on the couch, shoving bags of crisps and Cheetohs out of her way in search of it. It gave a second reminder buzz a few moments later. "F-ck!" She squealed in frustration, finally fishing her phone out of a now-empty ice cream container. Pinching it between two fingers, she wiped it off on her yoga pants. Clamping a short roach between her lips, she sent a reply.
Cuteness
Dude...I know of what you speak. I only know what day it is when Carl comes a-knockin' to pick me up and take me to work.
It was really great seeing you the other night. We need to do it more often. No need to wait for some bullsh-t reasons. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
No. .. Well, I don't know. It depends on which side of the fence you're on, I guess. She's not completely squared with me, but she's blood. Something tells me you know what I'm saying. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
Lol. You're cheesier than the dairy section.
She's, uh. Well. I haven't actually asked her yet, but. My sister, Noura.. Don't believe anything Elouise says about her. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
Heh. No, but you're equipped with fangtastic other abilities. Like bloodlust. And strength. Look, its not too involved, I just need someone who is bipartial to accompany me. There's only one person in Moscow that I could sway...
-Oh, and Weevil who??
|
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
Its a bit of a merc mission. An extraction of sorts. Someone with your.. Strength, certainly could be considered a valuable ally.
*snickers*
Autumn
Ano? Kdo je to? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
Let me check it over with preggers.. And if you don't mind, this time I'll come to you. It turns out I have some business to take care of in New York. A layover us no trouble.
.Autumn
Unless you're looking to make some extra cash, in which case, I may have a favor to ask. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
I was being a smart ass. That's just kind of my /thing/. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
Assuming you're not some half-breed, vampire/alien hybrid, pathogenically speaking, you're all encoded with the same infection. So.. Yes, your blood would do. Am I to bid on it now? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/11/17 |
Autumn
Always.. Why? Did someone piss you off? Have you got a specimen? |
Summer |
01/09/17 |
Autumn
Here's something I don't miss from the old days: Hangovers.
Christ on rye, I feel f-cking fantastic. Fresh as a god damned daisy, despite tying one on as hard as we did. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
Autumn
Daisy whoooo? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
*deep breath*
Autumn
Alright, I'll bite.
Who goes there?! |
Camille |
01/09/17 |
-laughs, hands clasping together-
"Whatever you wish? Hmm. Not yet. But maybe someday."
-winks-
-toddles off- |
Camille |
01/09/17 |
-sated smirk-
-snickers-
"An invitation? Tooooo... Bite my ass?"
-Turns, tries to stare at her own bum-
"Not much meat there, I'm afraid. Bit boney, sweet." |
Camille |
01/09/17 |
-skips around-
-little blue gummies pop into her mouth, one by one-
-stops, stares-
"Oy, Red! You're too pretty to be muffling around this ghetto."
-looks around suspiciously-
 |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
Autumn
Did Elouise happen to hand you off the drugs she can't use anymore?
..also I'm stealing those jokes. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
*skeptical typing*
Autumn
Hanna who? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
*twitches*
Autumn
This is Sir Jameson Orlav, who's there? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
*deadpan stares at his phone*
Autumn
.. Cows go who? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
Autumn
Who the f-- I mean.. Who's there? |
Summer |
01/07/17 |
Despite her livelihood, Summer's current existence consisted mainly of going to work, then either having Carl drive her home or taking the tube to her gritty neighborhood. Maybe a stop at a chip shop, probably a stop at a grocery for necessities, then she'd hunker down at home watching some programs and avoiding the world. The peace and quiet was nice, but a little unnerving. She missed her family.
Forcing the corners of her lips up into a smile, she grabbed a hunk of her hair and dangled it over Autumn. Remnants of glitter may or may not rain down on her sister. Laughing, she commented, "You're pretty enough without the glitter."
Watching her sister finish off her last shots, Summer calls to the bartender. "Oi, Mary! Bottle of Penderyn's. To go." She cackles. "Put it on my tab, I'll settle up next week." Tucking the slim bottle of single malt in the crook of her arm, she caught up to her sister. Looping her free arm through Autumn's, the pair sauntered out onto the busy London streets. She waved the bottle at Autumn. "Something to get us from point A to point B." |
Summer |
01/07/17 |
Grinning a bit madly, it sure was being out with her sis. It had been far too long. Why? Eh, life. Stupid sh-t. The usual. When you've got forever, priorities shift. Urgency wanes. Nodding her head enthusiastically, her blonde mane swished in the light. Fragments of multicolored glitter glinted in the light. "I'm never danced out. Besides, this dancing is different. I'll eventually need something stronger than whiskey." Her voice was mild, knocking back another shot. Her family knew of her proclivities and made no bones about them, bless their hearts. They knew what she was running from, what she covered up. |
Summer |
01/07/17 |
Her younger sister was especially diminutive next to her while still in her work shoes. "Work shoes"=stripper heels, natch. Staring a bit openly at Autumn's doll face for a few blinks, she then clamped her lips shut and nodded. There were things in this world in which to push. Autumn Summers was not one of them. Besides, she'd never been a fan of her sisters beau- an odd grudge since she'd never actually met the guy. There was more to that, but nothing worth thinking about now.
Waving her hand dismissively as she knocked a shot back, she said with some indifference, "Eh, I'm not too sure stumbling drunk into a cathedral after a hot chick only to end up married is worthy of celebration. Being single definitely is, but..." She tossed another one back, not even bringing the shot glass to her lips, instead just tilting her head back and pouring the liquid down. "We can also just clear our minds entirely." Her grin was a bit wolfish, feral. |
Summer |
01/07/17 |
Set finished, money collected, peripheral coworkers tipped out accordingly, Summer made her way to the dressing room. Since she was hitting the town with one of her sisters, she decided to just shimmy on some skin tight black pants and not bother with a top. Instead, she slipped on a very fluffy purple faux fur jacket over her neon yellow mesh bra. Yea it was winter. Cold didn't bother her. As such, she could dress completely inappropriately no matter the season. Touching up her eyeliner and smearing on more lipstick, the blond didn't waist any more time.
That red hair could be spotted from a kilometer away. Grinning, she sauntered up, pleased to see her younger sibling had gotten started while waiting. Having not spent much time with her lately, Summer didn't notice the absent necklace, so she didn't comment on it.
"Babe! You look fantastic, as always. What's the occasion? Do we need an occasion?" Summer laughed as she went to embrace Autumn. She beckoned the bartender for another round of shots. |
Summer |
01/07/17 |
Figuring she had glitter in her eye, Summer stared at her phone blinking. Empty, eh? Huh. Probably Beige was out on business or some sh-t. ***** Better Have My Money blared on the speakers throughout The Windmill. " ****." Summer muttered. Fingers flying, she quickly texted in response before heading on stage for her last set.
Autumn
I read that and figured I was high, but then realized I only dance sober. So ahhh, yea. We'll talk once you get here. Or not, talking's for p-ssies anyway. I've seen enough of that all day, knowwhatImean?
I'll tell Carl (the bouncer) to let you in. Meet ya at the bar, then we bounce and f-ck some sh-t up, like the good ole days. |
Summer |
01/07/17 |
Autumn
I'm working for another hour. You wanna meet me here, then we can hit the pub down the street? It's low key. I could use some ale. And chips. Mmmm damn, I'm hungry. Actually, I'm gonna cut out after my next set. Twist my arm.
What's up? Usually your dance card is full on a Saturday night! |
Summer |
01/05/17 |
Autumn
Thanks. I'm mellowing, thanks to a very nice batch of Purple Haze. I'm happy. I'm always happy. Except when my nearest and dearest...you know what, never mind. Water under the bridge.
I saw Twig. Lurking near work, if you can believe it. Hope he doesn't come in while I'm on stage. #awkward #betterbringcash I don't think he saw me. I was rolling as Super Stealth Summer.
....he can't hurt me. Not like he thinks he can. Not after my...ummm "change". Stay safe sugar. |
Summer |
01/04/17 |
Autumn
They do when one half of the pair is a dumbass like me.
Clearly you are mad as well. I have a pill for that. Gonna go take it now. |
Summer |
01/04/17 |
Autumn
Winter is freaking out, so I figured I'd send a text to you to cover my ass. Yes, I stumbled into the cathedral and got hitched. I'm clearly being pranked, as I've never even talked to the chick, she's really pretty and was probably like- look at this b-tch, high as f-ck, let's see what happens. Well jokes on her, as now she's part of this family! An honor, yes, but one not many can handle. I didn't "invite" anyone for the same reason I don't invite people to watch me buy a pack of smokes. It just happened. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/04/17 |
Autumn
I can't believe Camille and Summer didn't invite me. I'm DOUBLE offended. |
Elouise Warrock |
01/04/17 |
Autumn
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/04/17 |
Autumn
Damn, we really don't like this guy, eh? I've never met a Ghoul.. I wonder if Spring would let me borrow her hubster?
..Sorry, that made me laugh. Completely for my own amusement. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/04/17 |
Autumn
.. Sky? Will? Oh, sh!t, not Spring? Damn, he's in for it. She's cra-Uh, crazy lovely and wonderful!
Anyway.. You're sure he's a 'Ghoul'? I mean, I didn't think that was really a thing.. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/04/17 |
Autumn
A.. Ghoul? What do you mean? Can you be more specific? |
Camille |
01/03/17 |
Camille's teeth click together.
Click. Click. Click.
The noise a mere echo beneath the hollow bridge of her mouth. Aggressively it fights against the low rumble of her throat; vibrations rising like bile along her esophageal lining in frustration.
One sniff. Two sniff. Vampire. Even since the closing of After Dark, London was a mess of plague- riddled to the core with the disgusting excuse of the undead. What was worse than the vile existence of human beings which she loathed entirely was these f-cking leeches.
But oh, how London carried a swift tune against her cold little heart.
Mere coincidence would bring the blonde together with the flaming haired beauty. In another life Camille may have gone forth and claimed her in the name of the residual darkness inside. Not now, though. She had been tarnished by the eternal damnation. Much to the Angels dismay.
"Oh quelle honte." The words drip carelessly from her lips, like warm honey against a milky eve.
And then, as she passes, her fist rears forward and breaks through the wall of atmosphere between them. Camille strikes once, and then twice, until the girl is on her ass. Only then would she lean over and pluck a token of her satisfaction from the woman beneath her. Cami isn't even sure quite what she had grabbed, but it was hard and it was shiny.
She stuffs it in her pocket.
"Too pretty for this life, Mon Cher..." Tender fingers reach to caress the cold and undead skin of her aggressed, before she is off like a bolt in the night.
You hit Autumn Summers.
You won the encounter!
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Elouise Warrock |
12/31/16 |
Autumn
Hope you stay as ugly in 2017 as you did in 2016. ;o
See you in the New Year! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/28/16 |
“Well. I wouldn’t say hindsight is one of my strengths. But. I’m glad we’re friends.” She shoots her a wink, pulling her winter jacket back over as she begins to stand up. “As always, you’re welcome any time you come to visit Moscow.”
“I’ll be back through soon enough. The trip to see my mother is one of those unfortunate, inevitable things.” All but back together, she’s toying with her phone again. No doubt to order a car. “Thanks for the drink, Autumn.” She places a hand on the other woman’s arm, giving it a small squeeze. “See you soon.”
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Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
"I feel like ****." She shakes her head. Finally, her shame shows through. "I wouldn't draw a gun on Noura. This baby is driving me crazy." It was the strongest impulse Elouise had ever felt. And it had led her astray.
"I think Buffalo will have to wait a few days. I have too much to fix at home." She's scanning her phone, fielding memos, checking flights. "After all, I'll still be married and pregnant when I get to my mother's, and she'll still not know until I get there. The fun will simply have to wait." |
Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
“It’s pretty f*cked up. I didn’t ask for any of this. For him.” She begins to toy with her wedding band, her smile only growing. “I love him so much. It makes me sick.” Literally. She’s puked on him more times than she can count. “We got married in London. I didn’t waking up that morning with a clue of how it would all work out. Sometimes… you just know.”
A low scoff leaves her lips. Her smile fades. “And if you had told me I’d have wanted a baby, I would have said you were crazy. But the truth is, Autumn… I’m not terrified of having the child. It’s the loving part of it. I didn’t think I could love anything more than I love Jameson. I mean… it’s not even here. What if it’s ugly? I’m going to love an ugly baby more than my own husband?!”
She’s starting to shift from exasperation to hysteria, the water works coming on. But, she shuts them down. “…I guess all newborns start out kind of ugly, don’t they?”
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Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
"He's not going to be there. I wouldn't let that happen again, Autumn. He's everything to me." Her fingertips grip her empty wine glass, jaw setting as she emits a sharp sigh. She's embittered. Still so enraged over the events that had transpired.
Her head hangs, eyes rolling. Mothering instinct. She could hardly take care of herself. But she was right, and Elouise knew it. She groans, head swinging back to rest against the padded booth.
"No, no. My layover is twelve hours. I saw Dad and." You. She finally manages a faint smile. "I have to get back to Heathrow soon enough. But I couldn't sit there for hours. So. Here I am." |
Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
Noura. "She's Jameson's sister. F*cking b*tch." A feeling of disgust washes over her -- it's visible in her expression. "And I'd do it again."
Elouise diverts her gaze, shaking her head as she mulls over the events of two days prior. "She threatened my baby. I... I don't know what came over me." |
Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
She's trying to continue. To explain exactly what transpired. She lets out a laugh, shaking her head. It's not amusement, but exasperation.
Elouise didn't know if she could ever get over it. The thought that she might have killed him if he had intervened at the wrong moment.
"Noura came for Christmas dinner. I tried to kill her. It didn't go as planned." With that said and done, she chugs the last of her wine, appearing absolutely miserable. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
Elouise sits at the booth, arms folded, face pressed to the table. She lifts her head at the sound of Autumn's voice. She looks tired, like she hasn't slept since Christmas.
Maybe she hasn't.
"Hi." It's a start for her. Sipping on the glass of wine in front of her. Screw half a glass. She needed the whole bottle, as far as she was concerned. But Baby Satan kind of screwed up those plans.
Her voice drops to a mumble, the only audible words of the whole thing being: "...and I shot my husband." |
Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
Autumn
Chelsea. Meet me at the Bluebird?
Yes, alcohol. One glass of wine won't do anything.
Maybe if I watch you chug a handle of Vodka, I'll feel better. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
Autumn
Was it the phone booth or Big Ben that gave it away?
Need a friend. Want to get a drink? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/27/16 |
Autumn
Guess who.
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Elouise Warrock |
12/25/16 |
Autumn
Oh my god. Those booties. My heart is going to burst. Thank you!
Merry Christmas, BFF. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/24/16 |
Autumn
Please. We even have cameras in the bathrooms.
I'll have material for the next hundred years! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/24/16 |
Autumn
Yeah, but none of them are gingers, so I can't even pretend!
...and they're all on their Christmas benders. Here I am, unfortunately sober, and folding socks. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/24/16 |
Autumn
It's the ugly red-head I pay to be my friend.
What do you think I'm supposed to do when you're not here? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/24/16 |
BFF
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
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Jameson Orlav |
12/24/16 |
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Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
-shifty eyes-
-dusts off more glitter-
Airport bar? Two birds with one stone. And you'll sleep great on the flight! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
-rolls eyes-
He's so lucky to have me. And he's working tonight. Which means...
-taps chin-
No plans! Let's go get drunk. Well. You drink. I'll have two ounces of wine and pretend I'm happy. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
-cackles-
-...coughs out some glitter-
He might forgive me after he gets his Christmas present. It's that good. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
-wide eyes-
Ohemgee. He's going to kill me.
I already glitterbombed him today!
-snickers-
But I'm pregnant, so he can't throw me out. And he'll never be free of the glitter now! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
...no, nonono!
-miserably glittered-
-definitely deserved it-
...summ'uv'a'bish. Merry Christmas, assh0le. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/22/16 |
*goes limp*
*deadpans into oblivion*
..You two are going to be the death of me, aren't you?
*senses he will never get the glitter out of his clothes* |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Fifth? Try -...
-cringes, dive bombs to bed-
-...okay so it was filled with glitter- |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Well, Jameson does bring home tacos. That's the best thing anyone has ever done for me.
-devious grin-
Well...whatever you prefer. It doesn't make a difference to me. But if you open it in London, have Gray film your response. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Even Jameson isn't this romantic! Come in!
I was just staring at a glass of tequila and pretending to book flights to see my mother.
-scrambles in, grabs a rectangular box-
Ignore the 'Happy Birthday' wrapping paper.
-offers box-
-definitely not rigged to explode glitter everywhere- |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Autumn
Fine. I need to put pants on.
-grumbling from other side-
-swings door open, screams-
You sneaky little rat! What are you doing here?! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Autumn
So does Jameson!
I will! It's been a few months.
Well, since my wedding.
My father lives in Chelsea. Don't eat him! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Autumn
No need! Jameson's credit card is great for over-night shipping.
I'm sure I'll chat with you again once you receive it. Enjoy London. ❤️ |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Autumn
Neither do I~.
Your Christmas present is nearly wrapped and ready.
I might even put on real clothes to give it to you tomorrow! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/22/16 |
Autumn
So, *maybe* heels work.
Are you a magician? |
Summer |
12/20/16 |
Autumn
I love the overprotectiveness. |
Summer |
12/20/16 |
Autumn
I think you answered your own question. Some dude who fancied a shag. Nothin' I can't handle. Retract those fangs, Red Hot, I can see 'em from here.
Why the f-ck are you sober?
xxxx-S |
Elouise Warrock |
12/20/16 |
Definitely BFF
World cheese tour? OMG.
Wine tour!! I can still have wine. In moderation.
This baby better be fcking WORTH it. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/20/16 |
Still Lovey
No you're not, b*tch. Because in approximately eight months you'll get to play with a chubby baby and burn a city to the ground with me.
Plus, we have to start training to hike Everest! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/20/16 |
Lovey
Of course you are! For ages 5-7. LOL.
Speaking of children, Jameson and I are naming ours Macallan Pilsner Orlav. Scotch whiskey deserves all of the credit, after all! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/20/16 |
Autumn
I was taller than Jameson last night. Omg.
It's okay, sexy comes in all shapes and sizes.
Even children's extra small! ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
12/20/16 |
Autumn
Glad we're in consensus! She's too much fun to be married.
I used to be fun, once. And probably better looking. Do you have any idea how f*cking weird I'm going to look pregnant? I'm 5'10 for Christ's sake. I'm going to be wife of Sasquatch!
...I'm just going to stare longingly at my tequila. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/20/16 |
Autumn
My feet hurt, and I'm blaming you.
Congrats on the impending brother-in-law! ;o |
Summer |
12/20/16 |
Autumn
Huh? You gettin' in my edibles again? I swear to f-cking christ between you and Winter, I'm gonna be left stone cold sober. JK no chance of that ever happening. Seriously though, wtf you on about?
Checks the mail, fishing out this weeks tabloids. A tiny, dim bell goes off in Summer's brain. She picks up the phone and resumes her text.
Ah, I see what it is. I haven't read that rag yet, but maybe I'll just skip it next time I'm dropping the kids off at the pool and use it for some rolling paper. I suppose your reaction is dependent on who submitted the 'hot tip'.
PS This is what I looked like when I read your text.
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Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
Of course! I'm practicing good parenting skills. Like bribery and compromise.
...and I'm buying him a puppy. Sorry! |
Summer |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
Oh, haha. Sorry for the long text. It's this strain called 'Galactic Jack'. It makes me very chatty.
You do you, babe. I love you no matter what, so...just as long as you're happy. I'm glad your bloke is good. You deserve nothing less.
I'm serious about the Russian lady scarves. Need. Christmas is coming and I'VE BEEN SO GOOD. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
He's with me. We're...
Um. I don't know. And I'm not even high! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
Winter is tripping balls. Taking him for cocoa. Can you come get him? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
Omg. I'm getting sexy as we speak. Relax.
Your influence is strong, b*tch. ...and I don't need Jameson thinking he can do better. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Rude Ass
Listen. I'm busy all of the time. And if he isn't going to shave his legs, why should I shave me?! FEMINISM.
...and I'm lazy af. But he married me before he really found out just how much of a p.o.s. I am. :) |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
Fine. He so totally doesn't deserve it though.
WTF, Autumn. Now I have to shave my legs. THIS IS A HORRIBLE DAY. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
UGH. But these jammies are comfy and I'm watching Hallmark!
And Jameson is working. He can't afford to get distracted by my legs!
...if I don't agree you're going to show up anyway, aren't you?
|
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
I can't get double pregnant, right?
Because I can't even handle one.
...I'm sticking to PJ's. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
Because that sack of potatoes married me while I was *wearing* a onesie. He's easily impressed. Or doesn't complain often. Either way.
...how easily manipulated? |
Jameson Orlav |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
I am sure Gray will be thrilled that you purchased a pair of those heels on a other mans dime. Also, rumor is that your siblings are terrifying. Mine is enough trouble as it is. Sorry, kid. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
I'm really going to have to turn off those text alerts on his phone. We deserved the shoes, obviously. It's like Manolo made the shoes just for us!
I don't dress up for Jameson. He's lucky to see me in my dressier pajamas. ...but maybe just this once. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/19/16 |
Autumn
I just found a very hefty charge on my credit card, post-adventure. Do I have your influence to thank for this? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/17/16 |
Autumn
I spent like three hours looking at parenting tweets.
If this isn't me, I don't know what is:
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Elouise Warrock |
12/17/16 |
Autumn
It's a date! Best of luck with Gray.
I'll just be watching more videos of baby pranks.
Like stacking things on their faces? LOL. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
BRING IT
Or you could come over and watch these creepy baby monitor videos with me.
Babies are creepy little sh*ts, aren't they? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
I'm far too afraid he's going to do what Michael Jackson did. I refuse to raise a Prince Jameson Orlav!
...ohemgee. What if it's a little me?!
THIS IS A LOT OF STRESS. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Rude
OKAY. FINE. What do you suggestt? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
😦 Offended!
How about something more normal, like Fido?
Or Beethoven? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
What about Bulldozer?
Or Rambo? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
When baby Flamethrower tries to cut my hair off in my sleep, you will be my first call.
And you're my girl too. ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
I'm not over the fact that it's going to be at least 7'0 tall.
...and I miss weed.
But thank you. :) If it has Jameson, it can't be 100% stupid. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
...just the smallest bit.
Like, a gentle half cancer, only it's a baby. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
It's plausible that you randomly took on the body of a very large, very muscular man! Growth spurts can come at the most inopportune moments.
Just like a husband's irresponsibility can too. :)
So you'll have to drink for the two of us.
...or we can just wait. Though that sounds less fun. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
I'm on a fixed amount of time!
...just put Blaize in a longer wig and have him pretend to be you for a few months.
We've only got so long to burn several countries to the ground! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
Night time safari?
Ooo. What about crocodile hunting?
Or a walk about in the Outback?
I'll pack you a sunhat and a poncho. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
They're allowed in the cage? Even better!
I've always wanted to punch one on the nose.
Can we go on a Safari? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
But it still sounds like fun!
And I want to get lowered into the ocean in a cage so I can see sharks up close. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
World's largest hot dog?
And I want to swim in a pool filled with Nutella. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
Dog-sledding is #15. I'm trying to skip over the live-endangering things first.
After dog-sledding is swallowing a flame.
Maybe if you impress Gray with your joie de vivre, he'll unwad his panties! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
I'd have to ask Jameson about the first two items on my list.
But I think dog-sledding could be viable!
...and then I can learn how to train mine. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
Just making my bucket list.
Have you ever been bungee jumping?
...would you want to go? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
Do you think it's difficult to become an astronaut?
Asking for a friend. |
Summer |
12/16/16 |
Autumn
Of course Blaize and I are the only ones who think it is a good idea. Blaize is a smartypants and I am the only one who is no longer a vampire. Kinda that whole 'can't see the forest from the trees' thing? Well, I'm outta the trees babe, and have a really good view at that fanged, bloody forest that was forced upon us. F-ck that, and f-ck it.
Besides, what's the worst that can happen? You die. Okay. Sorry to be that person, but- been there, done that. So you go to hell. Make nice with the devil, I'll call in my favor I have with him, you return as a demon. Bing, bang, bong (hehe, 'bong'), all fixed! But if it is Jameson who's searching for the cure, I bet you've got it. He picked a good wife, so he can't be a total mook, right?
Spring will come around, she just has to be angry. If Winter has his panties in a wad, I haven't a clue why. And as for your man? If he has an ounce of smartness, he'll know how good he's got it with you and not be a total dumbsh-t. He'll come around too. If not, you've got your rocks: Us.
Love you babe. Take care out there. And bring home some of those multicolored scarves all the old Russian ladies wear, please. |
Summer |
12/13/16 |
Getting on the tube to Brixton, Summer snapped her gum and tugged her fuzzy knit cap down on her head. Golden hair spilled out down her parka. The winter gear was for show. Running around in a tank top and shorts in the dead of an English winter would certainly cause eyebrows to raise. Not that she was opposed to raising eyebrows. She just preferred that attention while on stage and when people had their wallets out. A thread of excitement raced through her body. She was on her way to sign the lease and get the keys to her new flat in Brixton. Finally- finally she’d truly be on her own. Not beholden to anyone, not in someone else’s home, seeking permission to paint her bedroom walls or go into certain rooms. Hers. Where she controlled the locks and wasn’t held as a Nazi vampire patriarch’s fetish pet.
Swallowing thickly, her peripheral vision took in the people surrounding her. It was an old habit from her vampire days, always on the prowl for her next catch. Two chav’s sat with their legs ridiculously spread wide –like they really needed that much space- talking about the football match from the day prior. They then went on to talk about chicks they’d bagged, then onto the latest gossip. Giving her gum a loud snap, she watched the underground walls flash by.
“Ey! You hear ‘bout that hot chick in the rags, she’s goan to some quack doc to not be a vamp no more. That ginger one. So fookin’ hot.”
“Oi! No such thing as that. The only way to do that is a stake right to tha heart!”
“No, serious. Some fookin’ doctor goan fix ‘er right up. Too bad, that. I got somethin’ for her to suck.”
The chavs laughed ribaldly, moving their intellectual discussion onto something else. But Summer’s attention had been piqued. Hot ginger vampire chick in the rags. Math was never her best subject, but she could put two and two together. At her stop, Summer ducked out, holding the collar of her parka up against her face. Again, she wasn’t blocking the wind. She was hiding her expression from the throngs of people on the streets. Why was she learning her sister was seeking treatment to cure vampirism from some d-ckweed chavs on the tube? Same reason she learned about her family from those very rags the chavs talked about.
Early for her meeting with the landlord, Summer took a seat at the café and ordered a cuppa. She pulled out her phone, her face an emotionless mask.
To: Autumn
Hey baby sis. I heard on the streets you were trying to shake the vampirism . Not sure where you are or how that's gonna work but, I think it's a good choice. I've never want to go back to that. Every time I fed, I felt like I was still in that house...Not that life as a f-cking angel is perfect. At least they didn’t make me this way.
Anyway. say hello to your new man! I bet he's happy you are making this change and fully cutting the ties to your abusers.
xxx ~Sum
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Elouise Warrock |
12/10/16 |
Good! Then we should definitely go out tonight. He's not fun to drink with.
-lowers voice-
And I have his credit card. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/10/16 |
-blinks-
...oh. That's why she flashed her boobs for shots.
A lot of what she does it starting to make sense now. I've come full circle!
-eyes over-
I hope my husband has been a gracious host. He can be rather dense. ...don't tell him I said that. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/10/16 |
-stage whisper-
Yeah! She's fantastic.
-nodnodnods-
I want to adopt her. She said she was an... 'exotic dancer'.
Is that like...the waltz? |
Elouise Warrock |
12/10/16 |
You're probably right. Though nothing could smell worse than the jail cell I spent the night in. It was like mini-Gulag.
-gags-
But then your sister bailed me out! ...and gave me Valium. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/10/16 |
I took out a larger life insurance policy in preparation!
-big grin-
Soooo, how do you like Moscow? The vodka is so inexpensive. I may start bathing in it. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/08/16 |
-stumbling down street-
-does a double take-
I knew you were here!
My husband isn't a good secret keeper.
...and I read all of his messages. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/07/16 |
Autumn
Ditched the husband.
I've got a bottle of tequila, les'go. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/07/16 |
Autumn
There's a driver waiting for you. He will know where to go. I hope you don't mind, we will be meeting at my office. First floor, end of the hall. That place isn't too big, shouldn't be hard to find. See you then. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/07/16 |
Autumn
I'm in Moscow. Let me know when you arrive. I can't meet you at the airport, but there's a place downtown. I'll text you the address. If you need a place to stay, arrangements will be made. I believe you've made acquaintance with my wife already. She would be happy to have you. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/07/16 |
Honeyed eyes flicker as they glance back and forth between words on the screen. Looking for a cure. So, people knew. They were finally talking. What Jameson needed to decide was whether this meant impending danger, or a simple curious query.
Autumn
..Your country or mine?
|
Jameson Orlav |
12/07/16 |
1 New Message: Jameson Orlav
Jameson is fine. What can I do for you? I've got free time in the evenings, usually. Whatever works best for you. |
Summer |
12/06/16 |
To: Red Hot
Sorry for my late reply. My dealer arrived and he had some new sh-t, and, well...anyway. That's an 'in-person' story.
Of course I'm happy for you. Is there a reason I shouldn't be? Why are those silly brothers giving you a hard time? They love you bunches, just like I do. Blaize is probably just being protective and Winter probably just wanted a reason to b-tch someone out while naked.
That actually sounds like a good idea. BRB
|
Camille |
12/06/16 |
Thanks dollface. I've got a really solid game plan. I'm working hard to win this year. So many drugs and hormones. I can practically feel a fragile male ego rooting deep within.
I got this.
-winkwink-
|
Summer |
12/05/16 |
To: Autumn
All is forgiven, cuteness. It looks like you have QUITE the reason to have been distracted! ;D
I'm happy for you, Sweet Chilli! You deserve it.
I saw JFC on the streets, does that count? I probably made a fool of myself, but what's new. I seem to do better with men when they are sitting at the stage, yaknow? :D I'll leave successful dating to you.
Seriously, are you the only one of us that can maintain a relationship? Gold star to you for that one! Teach lessons. Please. |
Summer |
12/05/16 |
Text to: Autumn?
Couple things:
Do I have your number in here right? Sh-t, I dunno. If this isn't Autumn- whattup, randos!
My goddamned redheaded f-cking siblings never f-cking text me the f-ck back.....
Sh-t dude, sorry about that. My pipe's empty, my dealer is late getting here, and the benzos clearly haven't kicked in. Sounded like Spring for a second, haha.
I have a bone to pick with you missy. I have to learn from a magazine that my baby sister is a)seeing someone and b)GETTING MARRIED?!?!!?! When do I get to meet this man of mystery?
Anyway. Text me back sometime or I'm wearing white to your f-cking wedding, you gorgeous b-tch! (Don't think I won't. I'm bringing Jesus as my date. Did you read that part? Aww sh-t! DOUBLE WEDDING.)
|
Elouise Warrock |
12/04/16 |
Autumn
It's Sunday. Let's go rob some church offertories. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Autumn
Yes! Like a 'wow, I should put pants on today' kind of feeling.
He also brings home the bacon, and the tacos, pretty much all of the food. ...and we have furbabies. He's the Momma. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Autumn
Omg. I totally agree.
I walk around in a onesie 99% of the time.
...Jameson always looks good. It's intimidating. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Autumn
Joe sounds like a douche.
You're not last season! Gray might be. Until he puts on the sweater I knit him. ;) |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Autumn
Didn't Death and Style say they're getting it on?
It's fine! If he's related to you, he's probably cuter than me.
Don't choke! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Autumn
Aren't kittens just the best?
Wait, Winter? That's the one who's having an affair with my husband, right? Small world! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Autumn
How could he be mad? I got him a bowtie to match my cat's! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
[Snapchat Sent]
What. Did. We. Do. Last. Night. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Uhm. Is that even a question?!
We're gonna close down the bar.
...and it's open 24 hours.
-flashes teeth- |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
Good. Because otherwise I'd have to give him a firm finger wag.
-deadpan-
Do I drink? I've been called a functionally alcoholic a few times. I have a punch card. Buy five drinks, get a free Uber home! |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
-wide eyes- That's him?!
He rejected my friendship sweater!
-pouts-
...and he may or may not hate me. But you're right, he probably does look damn good in a bowtie. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
-squints- Is he good at selfies?
He better treat you like a queen, because...
-bows down to-
Death and Style was wrong. I'd give you an 11 out of 10 any day. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/02/16 |
-gasp- So cute! This is my husband.
He's adorable. But I may have to leave him for your brother. Selfie skills are an important part of any relationship, after all. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/01/16 |
-fans self-
Brother? Red head? Let me hide my wedding ring.
-lowers voice- I swear to God I'm monogamous. |
Elouise Warrock |
12/01/16 |
You managed to break out Autumn Summers.
I was convinced blonde hair was the only good color, but you're changing my mind. |
Jameson Orlav |
11/25/16 |
Enlarged eyes dart suspiciously, "Look, I travel a lot for work.." Jameson takes a small step back, as though he were preparing to evade a beating, "That bright hair seems to be quite trendy at the moment. Mere coincidence, really." |
Jameson Orlav |
11/22/16 |
Dark brows knot into a 'v' shape over his now narrowed eyes. A heavily sleeved arm comes across his mouth, wiping the remnants of pizza crust from the corners of his face.
He shrugs.
"Worth it." Lips perk into an exaggerated grin. It says 'I'm adorable, thanks', just before he toddles off. |
Jameson Orlav |
11/22/16 |
Shoving the last piece of pizza crust into his mouth, Jameson chews hastily, swallowing fast as he wipes his hands together and makes a spectacle of having finished his meal.
"You must be a mind reader. I was starving."
|
Summer |
11/21/16 |
She’d heard through the tiny grapevine that was her family that her sisters had a blow out fight. Summer flopped onto her bed, shoving pillows out of the way, staring at the ceiling. Fairly sober, she licked her lips out of nervousness and put her hand on her belly. Discord among the very few she actually loved in this world made her feel physically ill. She didn’t know what the fight was about and she didn’t need to. That was between them. Despite that, Summer felt like she needed to reach out to the two bullheaded women, knowing that they were very likely isolating themselves. With a sigh, she chuckled as she glanced at her tall, antique apothecary chest. Each tiny drawer contained a different means of escape and isolation for the woman. They all had different ways of quieting the storm.
Rolling over, she grabbed her phone and sent out a text to each, just needing to send out that tether to her baby sisters.
Autumn, my sweet little red-hot- I want you to know I love you no matter what. I’m back in London, brought you back a cat head pipe in celebration of your new kitten. While you’re in New York, will you have a black and white cookie for me? Also maybe a cronut. I hear those are super yummy. Xoxo- S |
Caitlyn Darrow |
11/21/16 |
*Glances around* *Gnaws on squeaky toy* Is this a paying position to be your feet warmer? *eyes* Because I could use the cash. |
Camille |
11/16/16 |
Never mind where she had gotten the key from. The guards were on her sb-t list, and it brought her immense pleasure to see them suffer. Evenings were the easiest- the chubby little men were so often busy with an influx of activity after dawn had passed, and that's when Camille would have her fun. With each new occupant that filled the void of empty cells came another opportunity. She would wait for the slamming of heavy steel and the vacancy of the officer before she freed the prisoners. When they returned, they'd be red faced and aggravated. Just how she liked them.
"Psst. You. Red." Cami wiggles her bony little finger at the fair skinned lass. "Hurry, before they come back."
You managed to break out Autumn Summers |
Summer |
11/15/16 |
Squinting at the yell, Summer let out a long exhale. A great plume of smoke followed, surrounding the blond and creating a near accurate depiction of her aura. Coughing a few times, she peered at her sister and remarked, "I didn't know you knew I was dead?" Was she talking in circles? It sounded like it but also made sense in her mind. With another puff-cough, she added wryly, "Death didn't know what to do with me. So...I'm baaaaack!"
Watching Autumn's reaction, Summer marveled at the differences and similarities between her sisters. Spring's prickles could be seen from a mile away. Meanwhile Autumn was a bit more like a porcupine- seemingly soft until you approach or touch her. Then: stabby stabby. Seeing Autumn's cherubic face sadden sobered Summer a little bit. Hugging her tightly, Summer felt a pang of guilt. To have caused her family worry and anguish, it was distressing. Glancing back at the smoldering Pabst can laying on its side, she knew she'd be chasing those feelings away shortly. Summer's smokey brown eyes met Autumn's greens. Smiling sweetly, she touched her sisters pretty face and said, "I'm so sorry you worried and am sorry I didn't come around sooner. I really didn't think anyone knew I was gone." Scrunching up her face, she asked, "I wasn't gone that long, was I? Time is so weird." |