| Atticus Hammond |
11/08/18 |
“What do I look like? The census?” |
| Jameson Orlav |
10/31/18 |
Salty? Me?
*waves a hand*
Myslím, že ano.
I like to think that I'm more sweet than savory. |
| Atticus Hammond |
10/29/18 |
“I am an Irish woman’s minion.”
-isn’t particularly lying-
“Her name is Mackenzie.” |
| Jameson Orlav |
10/28/18 |
*kneels down to her eye line*
*somber as funk*
Yes. What can I do for you, princess?
*probably gonna try to eat her lets be real* |
| Atticus Hammond |
10/26/18 |
-shrugs-
“Yes, I’m Jasper. What can I do for you?” |
| Atticus Hammond |
10/26/18 |
-squints-
"Who's asking?" |
| Tiber Loche |
10/26/18 |
Definitely not Jasper.
Did you hit your head this morning? |
| Tiber Loche |
10/26/18 |
O+ if I’m remembering correctly. |
| Gray Taylor |
10/25/18 |
No.
Stop smiling. You look constipated.
|
| Mackenzie |
10/24/18 |
He is my Jasper. He wouldn't be your minion, anyway. You're not his type. But you're free to try. |
| Mackenzie |
10/24/18 |
Jasper is my minion. Understand?
But go ahead. He's spectacular.
You'll adore him... in your weird way. |
| Mackenzie |
10/24/18 |
You're lucky you're pretty. Otherwise, I'd feed you to my Jasper. |
| Mackenzie |
10/24/18 |
Don't be a b-tch, Darcy. We don't do Ikea here.
Except in your room. |
| Mackenzie |
10/24/18 |
Sweet thing, come live with me. |
| Tiber Loche |
10/24/18 |
 |
| Tiber Loche |
10/09/18 |
*yells after*
I was looking for the keys! |
| Jameson Orlav |
10/07/18 |
You're assuming that I believed otherwise. |
| Jameson Orlav |
10/06/18 |
-lifts a brow-
But there is a price?
|
| Jameson Orlav |
10/06/18 |
Are you the tart with the attitude?
-tosses a quarter to her feet-
Go on. Say something smart, then.
|
| Mackenzie |
10/06/18 |
I'm flattered.
You really are delightful. |
| Beau Theroux |
10/06/18 |
"Welcome to the Realm!" |
| Mackenzie |
10/06/18 |
I see what you did there. How clever.
It take you all day, to come up with that?
Or has it just been in your back pocket for years? |
| Mackenzie |
10/06/18 |
Something tells me it is the nature of your game to never be impressed. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the nose. |
| Mackenzie |
10/06/18 |
Don't knock Ikea.
I've found some of my best meals there. |
| Mackenzie |
10/06/18 |
Oh, sweetheart. You have no idea.
For a good time, call. |
| Mackenzie |
10/06/18 |
Well, aren't you a sweet thing.
You look like fun. |
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