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Jason Reindhart
Black Beast

Caitlyn Darrow

Autumn Dalca

Soleil Whitaker

Jameson Orlav

Camille Hammond

Tucker Reid
Black Lord

Elis Griffyn

Lucius Dalca

Winter Summers

Summer S Summers

Lloyd R Darrow

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Rhiannon Whitaker

Noura Orlav

Last five threads posted in:
ForumSubjectLast Post
Game IdeasViral Undead
Created by Elouise Orlav
BloemfonteinThis is my design
Created by Elis Griffyn
RealmYou bring the tequila, I'll bring the bad decisions.
Created by Elouise Orlav
MoscowI Am A Nightmare
Created by Jameson Orlav
Created by Soleil Whitaker
Death and Style 09/20/17 I love fishing!
Death and Style 09/20/17 Ok. ASL? Or AOL?
Noura Orlav 09/20/17 Drug Raccoon
He knows better.
Noura Orlav 09/20/17 Drug Raccoon
I honestly don't think Jas wants anything to do with me.
He wouldn't have left like that if he did.
Noura Orlav 09/20/17 Drug Raccoon
He's fine. I've yet to see him, but I'd know if he wasn't.
Noura Orlav 09/20/17 Drug Raccoon
Keep your f-cking mitts off me.
Jameson Orlav 09/20/17 Elouise
Jameson Orlav 09/20/17 Elouise
I'm having Tucker Reid for dinner to celebrate our divorce. I don't know what you're doing.
Tucker Reid 09/19/17 His lips purse while his brow creases considerably.
"Go ahead, ask me if that surprises me."
Tucker Reid 09/19/17 "That's a great idea. Have you got one handy?"
Tucker Reid 09/19/17 Half of a shrug later-
"I really wouldn't know. All I do know is that you drink a lot and you enjoy tacos. How can one base an opinion off of that?"
Tucker Reid 09/19/17 His hands shoot up in front of him.
"Woah, let's not be hasty here. No one said anything about a date."
Tucker Reid 09/19/17 "I think this was your idea. Shouldn't you bring supplies for the whole night? I think my company is the best I can offer."
Tucker Reid 09/18/17 He laughs.
"Not inadvertently. Not even technically. But if you happen to show up with one?"
Tucker Reid 09/18/17 "Not on purpose. I just got back from, uh, a trip. There wasn't much time for food. I'm craving a steak like no ones business."
Tucker Reid 09/18/17 "Why is it that you can't manage to stay out of trouble?"

You managed to break out Elouise Orlav.
Jameson Orlav 09/17/17
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Text: Elouise
Excellent. I'll let Autumn know.
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Text: Elouise
I can understand that. Not a great deal of babies do from what I've heard. I got calming spells though *coughs*
Don't tell Autumn I said that.
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Text: Elouise
Much better! :D You got transport in London?
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Text: Elouise
You know it :D
Why so long, brah???
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Text: Elouise
Awwww so cute. I wonder if he will recognize me. We haven't seen each other since Moscow.
How soon is soon?
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Text: Elouse
Awww hows my adopted nephew doing? I wanna see him!
I am the cool uncle got dammit!
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Text: Elouise
There better be some ferrero rocher in that b*tch... >_>
Thank you though! I love candy but Autumn is more of a baker. Cookies are her sweet of choice.
Lucius Dalca 09/16/17 Lucius watched Autumn bouncing off to get food and clothes with a devious grin before checking his phone on the side arm of the couch.

Text: Elouise
There is??? What kinda of candy, punk... >_>
Elis Griffyn 09/12/17 Elo the unsexy
True. I can't help it though. Not many people call pull of ginger but I know I look damn fine. It's no wonder you can't stop thinking about me. I think about me all the time.
Elis Griffyn 09/12/17 Elo
Who said anything about sexy?
Elis Griffyn 09/12/17 Elo
My place. As much or as little as you like...
Elis Griffyn 09/12/17 Eli
Not at all. Would just be cool to hang out but my diary is filling up so wanted to get you into it for this week before it's too late.
Camille Hammond 09/12/17 -stares-
-stares at the stick-
-clearly freaking out-
Camille Hammond 09/12/17 -howls through the door-
This is ALL mine. The bathroom. The room. The kitchen.
-continues to list off rooms-
-fumbles around-
-audible mess making-
Camille Hammond 09/12/17 -snatches-
-still glaring-
Somehow I don't believe that.
I read the tabloids.
-total assh-le, gives zero sh-ts-
-trots off to total doom-
Camille Hammond 09/12/17 Don't. DON'T.
Go get me a mother f-cking stick and I'll p-ss on it.
Do not say anything to Atticus.
-glares at-
Don't test my patience, Orlav. I will have your God damn head if you cross me this time.
Camille Hammond 09/12/17 -chokes on air-
Don't make me do this.
You can't tell him. I can't tell him.
Camille Hammond 09/12/17 Because I probably just ate a bad taco. I'm SURE it's nothing?!
-massive frustration-
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 No! Shut up. Of course he didn't. But what if he DOES.
-most dramatic f-cking gasp ever-
Then you'll have to raise two babies because??? I'm not f-cking doing this???
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 -grabs her shoulders-
-shakes not so gently-
ELOUISE PRUDENCE. THERE CANNOT BE A BABY INSIDE OF ME. We literally just had this conversation and Atticus will tie cement blocks to my feet and throw me into the ocean.
If I ignore it, it'll just go away!
-sage nod-
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 -rolls eyes-
-shoves handful of fruit snacks into her mouth-
No. I know what you're getting at, and no. That's the end of it!
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 -scoffs-
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Elouise?
-wanders around, snooping through snack boxes-
Of course we have protection. He has weapons. Plenty of them.
-steals a package of fruitsnacks-
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 -huffs-
-involuntary lip wobble-
I'm going to go facetime her right now!
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 -narrows eyes-
I promise not to eat you so long as you don't start looking or smelling like fried chicken. Or scrambled eggs. Or rhubarb pie?
-looks around-
I miss Cait. Can we go to London!?
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 -snaps-
HELL no. I'm starving. Do you have any ice cream?
-produces another from her pocket-
-tosses chicken bone-
Camille Hammond 09/11/17 -wanders through-
-mowing down on a chicken wing like it's going to save her life-
Soleil Whitaker 09/11/17 Soleil and Rhiannon are thrilled to have their three-legged, cuddle loving canine back in New York; the brownstone finally feels like home again. The younger Whitaker sits on the edge of the kitchen counter, watching her wife put away the last of dinner's leftovers. She smiles, the happiness in her heart radiating throughout her muscles and bones. When Rhiannon retreats into the living room, Soleil pulls out her phone.

Out of impulse, she'd told Elouise to cut ties and delete her contact information. Perhaps hypocritically, she hadn't brought herself to do the same. Her thumbs hover over the touchscreen keyboard, poised to tap out a lengthy text expressing her feelings for the woman she'd once called her best friend. Instead, she types the two most honest words she knows.

Thank you. - S
Winter Summers 09/11/17 Elouise
You know something you are right the only thing that concerned you was keeping your best friend trapped there and trying to find your husband.
You weren't running a sanctuary El, you were going bat sh#t trying to look for a man who left you.
You let me in The Order because you need someone Elouise you can't be alone.
Always gotta have someone to hold your hand.
Oh sweets all you got is pity! You pity yourself so much! Act like you don't know that. B#tch you crazy.
Later El.
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 Herpes
Don't you have a hobby?
Elis Griffyn 09/11/17 Elo
When you free next? I have a date tonight and another Thursday but I should be able to slip you one in one evening if you're bored and lonely.
Winter Summers 09/11/17 Elouise
You are kidding right?
You are by the far the worst f#cking person I have ever known Elouise.
Of course you didn't need me I was there because I was being a good f#cking friend something you know nothing about!
Friends tend not to have to ask friends for help they just give it.
Generally when you don't want someone there you don't treat them like sh#t and maybe tell them to leave you alone nicely instead of being the f#cking **** you are and telling me it wasn't my home or threatening to murder me. Cause you know damn well I NEVER would have done that to you.
Even on my worse days.
Loyalty? Huh I can't say I know what that is since you sure as hell weren't loyal to me.
As for the growing up shouldn't you do that before you come and tell me to?
Autumn Dalca 09/11/17 Elouise
Good, glad to hear it.
We love you, too.
Autumn Dalca 09/11/17 Elouise
Maybe. He sounds a bit... unhinged, so I wouldn't bet on it.
Keep yourself and Logan safe, aye?
Autumn Dalca 09/11/17 Elouise
It stands to reason he knows. He knew you were pregnant. Babies generally come after that.
Are you both safe there?
Autumn Dalca 09/11/17 Elouise
No harm done. I understand there isn't always time.
What happened?
Winter Summers 09/11/17 Elouise
Is this you acknowledging you were a sh#t friend to me?
Man I have been waiting for this day forever!
Cause honestly I was only good for you when it was convenient for you!
I cared so god damn much for you, but you were like f#ck you Winter.
Treated me like sh#t, kicked me out of The Order only reason I was there was because of you but nah f#ck me right?
The worst part? You never apologized, never bothered to even think about someone other than yourself!
So as far as I'm concerned El you can get bent.
Saito Eiji 09/09/17
Saito Eiji 09/09/17 I'm gonna be straight, I've never even seen a child before.
Saito Eiji 09/09/17
Atticus Hammond 09/09/17 Herpes
new phone who dis
Elis Griffyn 09/08/17 Elo
I'm bloody waiting, woman. I've done all I can possible be do aside from turn to mist and shimmer to the goddamn airport like some sort of vampire.
Elis Griffyn 09/08/17 Elo
I'm always cute. If you're wearing a onesie, I'm forcing you to sit alone in steerage. First Class is for the classy people. Be classy.
Elis Griffyn 09/08/17 Elo
Jesus Christ, woman, it's a good thing I have so many air miles. First Class or I'm going home. Come pick me up - I'll grab my travel Scrabble.
Elis Griffyn 09/08/17 Elo
Depends how you play your cards. You coming over or what?
Camille Hammond 09/08/17 Smelouise
Jameson is not going to get to Logan while he is with me. You know that. This might be the safest place for the both of you.
Tucker Reid 09/08/17 E.O.
Even the tabloids need some basis for their report. That story is not believable. Sorry.
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Group-Chat:
Wifebae; Herpes
Atticus has left the Group-Chat.
Camille Hammond 09/08/17 Groupchat:
Hubbae, Smelouise
Yes.. He's right here, I have him. What's going on, Elouise?
Jameson Orlav 09/07/17 Elouise
He is my son. There's no use in fighting me.
Elis Griffyn 09/07/17 Elo
It's whatever you want it to be. I'm not up to much so you can come over if you want and hang out. I'll ping you the address. No robe this time I'm afraid.
Jameson Orlav 09/06/17 Elouise
Back in Africa? I'm coming for Logan.
Elis Griffyn 09/06/17 Elo
Uh huh. Sure sure. Whatever you say.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/05/17 Elouise
Where is the baby??
Elis Griffyn 09/05/17 Elo
Callum McKay 09/05/17 CM
"Realm? What Realm? Where the hell am I?"
Caitlyn Darrow 09/05/17 El
I'll pick you and the baby up!
Camille Hammond 09/04/17 skankbag
Why did you dump your child in my room? With Atticus? Where are you??
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17 Atticus is, as he ALWAYS is, minding his OWN business. Not bothering a soul. Just playing Call of Duty, and waiting for Camille to be hungry again. This is his life. So simple. So blissfully lacking in responsibility.

And then Miss Teen Pregnancy USA barges into Camille's room without permission. He immediately hops up, because he's, quite NATURALLY, mortified with her presence. "Camille's not here. Please don't touch me."
Tucker Reid 08/31/17 E.O.
No, not Noire. Darnell? Darrow? Her husband is here too, and he keeps looking at me like he's going to take a bite out of me.
Soleil Whitaker 08/30/17 The tabloids have always been a rude reminder of the Realm’s drama and fodder. The latest ‘development’ in the Whitaker household is obviously no exception. In light of The Real Housewife’s latest issue, Soleil is moved to text the woman she’d betrayed her wife with.

Lose my number.

Jameson Orlav 08/30/17 ex wife
None of your business.
Camille Hammond 08/30/17 Camille bursts through the door to Elouise's room, a screech reminiscent of a screaming banshee forcing itself from the depths of her chest. As soon as a tangle of blonde hair was identified, the Angel would pounce, knocking the taller girl to the ground as her fingers found a fistful of her hair and yanked.

"You put your.. disgusting mouth.. on my husbands mouth?!" She grinds the back of Elouise's head into the flooring beneath them, "And confronted him about my sex life?! What the f-ck is wrong with you?!"
Noura Orlav 08/30/17 Elouise
Noura Orlav 08/30/17 Elouise
F-ck it.
Noura Orlav 08/30/17 Elouise
You are kidding me, right? That's a joke?
Atticus Hammond 08/30/17 He's not a man who socializes often, but he knows that a crazy, syphilitic prostitute cackling is never a good sign. Had he let a secret out? Sh!t on a stick. Camille is going to kill him. Maybe even more so now, that Elouise Orlav has mouth-raped him. EW.

"What?! No!! I'm not gay. Who the fvck suggested that?!" He's incredulous, but not offended. Because being gay isn't bad, kids. "Where's my wife? Did you kill her? CAMILLE!"

Once Elouise climbs off, Atticus collects his Game Boy and what's left of his dignity, and, well...

Atticus Hammond 08/30/17 Atticus is just minding his own business. Tapping away happily at Frogger on his trusty Game Boy Color. He's stopped dead in his tracks in the halls of Solitude, so intent on beating his high score he is absolutely oblivious to the world around him.

He's a nerd, okay?

Gray eyes catch a flash of blond hair, and so he looks up with an excited grin, always happy to see his wife, even if it interrupts his gaming. Such euphoria shifts to absolute horror as it is none other than the walking Herpes virus that tackles him to the floor. He thrashes, but it's no use. Her fat ass is definitely stronger than him. EERILY stronger. "What?! No! I'm not a Ken doll!" He sees the look in her eyes. She's tempted to check. So, he let's out a loud screech. "CAMILLE. YOUR BLOND FRIEND IS MOLESTING ME!" Yet, to no avail.

The man is trapped. "How do you know we haven't had sex? Did she tell you? Do you talk about it? Do women talk?? GET OFF OF ME."
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 "South Africa?" Uuuuggggh, the effort. He was already dragging his sorry arse back indoors to pack as he continued to speak. "I'll be there. I'll call you when I land and you can just..." a pause, a smirk "...we can just. I'll be there. I'm coming", he ends the call and...end scene.

Camille Hammond 08/30/17 Skankbag
Why are you so obsessed with who and when I'm f-cking? You should probably be more worried about your own affairs. How's your vampy husband? Heard your wife died... Damn, that track record.
Camille Hammond 08/30/17 Hag
Don't threaten me, skank. My 'little boy husband' is loyal AF. We'll laugh at you while eating all of the gummies. Without you. Hoe.
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 "Neither am I", he replied. On his side of the phone, Elis was cool, calm and collected. Sat in the sun with a chilled beer and headphones about his neck, he was completely at peace. Obviously he couldn't come across so...nonchalant... to the woman on the phone. So he took a deep breath, sat up a little in his seat and spoke once more. "Where are you? I can be wherever you are. If that's okay with you, I'd like to check in and make sure you're okay." A moments breath, a sip of his beer and the final blow. "I was concerned when I heard. For you."
Soleil Whitaker 08/30/17 Elouise
Read 4:23 pm
Camille Hammond 08/30/17 Smelouise
MY gummies?! You can put in an order and I'll consider it. What color?!
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 Always so elegant in his use of the English language, in his choice of phrase and way with words, Elis' reply fit the moment perfectly.

"The f*ck?"
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 'Pick up, pick up, pick up...'

Tucker Reid 08/30/17 E.O.
Some place in London taking in strays. It smells like a kennel in here. Caitlyn keeps trying to get me to make her funnel cakes. I'm not sure what I've gotten myself in to.
Tucker Reid 08/30/17 E.O.
No, not in jail. But my head is pounding. I don't remember what happened. Maybe that's for the best.
Rhiannon Whitaker 08/29/17 Elouise

Suck a d*ck, b*tch. 💃
Noura Orlav 08/29/17 That was it. Noura looks over the screenshots, reading each and every one before sinking to the floor beside Jason's bed. She simply cannot deal with it. Her breath catches and quickens, eyes burning in natural saline. Jaegar moves into her lap.

Noura Orlav isn't heartless. Quite the opposite. She has feelings, contrary to popular belief. And right now, all she feels is hurt.

Jason Reindhart 08/29/17 Elouise

At that the man continued his texting with Noura and, eventually, would leave his phone on the seat next to him at the airport where it would, inevitably, wipe it's own memory and disconnect completely.
Rhiannon Whitaker 08/29/17 Elouise
Read 10:28pm
Jason Reindhart 08/29/17 Elouise
You think I want to do this?
This is something I have to do.
For everyone. Including myself.
If I don't do this, I doubt I will survive much longer.
You have always trusted me, I need you to trust me now.
Jason Reindhart 08/29/17 Elouise
That reasoning is all the more reason for me to leave.
You have plenty. Camille, Soleil, Noura, whether you like it or not.
Just... live. For me.Please?
Jason Reindhart 08/29/17 Elouise
You and Noura are a lot alike, ya know?
I'm not gone for good.
I just need to think.
You have a son to look after. When I get back you both had better be alive and well.
Jason Reindhart 08/29/17 Elouise
You will survive. You always do.
You have plenty to rely on.
I have to leave.
Jason Reindhart 08/29/17 ,b>Elouise
Clearly, I'm no hero.
Noura Orlav 08/29/17 Drug Raccoon
I don't know. He won't tell me. Just make him stop.
Noura Orlav 08/29/17 Drug Raccoon
Make him stop. I'm in f-cking Moscow, and I don't know where Jason is.
Jason Reindhart 08/29/17 Elouise
I'm sorry.
Tucker Reid 08/29/17 E.O.
Is that supposed to convince me?
Tucker Reid 08/29/17 E.O.
Africa? Why would I go to Africa? The dry air wreaks havoc on my skin. But really. What's in Bloemfontein?
Tucker Reid 08/29/17 E.O.
I'm fine. Are you okay?
Tucker Reid 08/28/17 E.O.
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
Anything that's based around meat. Cheeseburgers. Fajitas.
I find myself questioning if I actually trust your cooking.
Tucker Reid 08/28/17 E.O.
Fine. Only because I need an excuse to avoid work. You're buying the food this time.
Tucker Reid 08/28/17 E.O.
There were a multitude of buttons. I pushed them all.
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
That's my girl.
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
You're beautiful now. Why wouldn't you have been as a baby?
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
They do that...
There is no such thing as too many pictures. Lucius' mom showed me baby pictures of him. He was f*cking adorable.
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
That's what friends do. Love you, too.
And it sounds like I have more shopping to do... those little boots must be almost too small now.
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
We may not always agree or see eye to eye, but you truly are my best friend besides Lucius.
My life would be... less, without you in it.
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
Surprise me, jesus. Just no strawberries!
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
I haven't had blueberries in years. Hard to find them fresh in the Midwest.
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
Raspberries. Apples. It should be noted that I hate strawberries.
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
As you wish. Sauce for days on the way.
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
Fine. Is that all? You're not having any of my spring rolls once I get there.
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
I doubt he minded. He adores Logan. He loves babies and kids in general... so do I. Give the little one hugs and kisses for me.
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
I hadn't planned on it. Do you want something?
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
Of course! Strong genes.
Did you have a nice visit with Lucius?
Elis Griffyn 08/27/17 Text:

Sure. Because I have a car here! Ha. I'll be there. I'll find something.
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
I guess so. But I'm going for Thai food. Already on my way. Nothing is keeping me from pad thai today.
Elis Griffyn 08/27/17 Test:

Can I wear the gown? :P I'll be there in 10. Tell me where (and how) you want me. You're buying.
Elis Griffyn 08/27/17 Text:

Where do you think I am? I'll send you my location. Ask for Mr Freely's room. Initials I.P.
Elis Griffyn 08/27/17 Text:


Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
I'll bring a flashlight. That's the extent of what little help I'm able to offer. I've never even played.
Tucker Reid 08/27/17 Elouise O.
I have neither a girlfriend nor a future wife. Did you need something?
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
He's your precious.
Autumn Dalca 08/27/17 Elouise
Absolutely precious...
Summer S Summers 08/27/17 Elouise
It's gonna be yabai.
Does Logan have an outfit? He needs to be stitched for his first night at the club.
Summer S Summers 08/26/17 Elouise
I've not seen many babies in clubs, but that doesn't mean we can't be trendsetters. Japanese are odd ducks and they love things that are kawaii. So like, that should mean Logan is allowed in without question.
Summer S Summers 08/26/17 Elouise
YES. It's been ages since I've been to Tokyo. Sounds absolutely perfect.
Summer S Summers 08/26/17 Elouise
Say when and where. I'll be there with my finest 'going out' attire. Spoiler: It ain't much. The good news is drinks will be free all night long.
Autumn Dalca 08/26/17 Elouise
Miss you too. How is everything?
Summer S Summers 08/25/17 Elouise
B!tch who you tellin!
...oh, me. You're telling me, that's why you texted. Umm fvck yes? It's actually been a hot minute since I had such a good time I forgot what happened.
Elis Griffyn 08/22/17 Elis grins and picks up his boombox, leaving the tequila bottles where they sit.

"You can have whatever you want AND I'll still make sure you get the toy."
Elis Griffyn 08/22/17 "Ugh! You don't call, you don't text. How else am I meant to make you like me? I'm on the edge here, Elouise. I'm on the edge."

He drops his hands to his sides and sighs all the sighs a man could sigh in his current predicament.

"What else can I do?"
Elis Griffyn 08/22/17 Oh! He had a plan for this bit too. And as the onesie-clad wonder appeared in the window, Elis put down the boombox and grabbed two packets of Cheetos. With hands securely gripped around the bags, he applied pressure and pop, their contents sprung into the air like cheesy, delicious confetti. He raised his voice and declares...

Elis Griffyn 08/22/17 With a boombox in his hands and tequila in bottles on the floor, Elis Griffyn stood before the doors to The Order and hit play.

Soleil Whitaker 08/22/17 Elouise
Suit yourself.
Soleil Whitaker 08/22/17 Elouise
Read 1:04 pm
Jason Reindhart 08/22/17 Elouise
You sure?
I'm not going to come back with even more sister wives am I?
Soleil Whitaker 08/22/17 Elouise
I said I'd fly back to Moscow as soon as I could.
I'm sorry I didn't drop everything this time around.
I hadn't realized that you're my sole priority.
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
Read 9:36 pm
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Elouise
Aaaaah gotcha.
I dunno, I liked the thought of another woman joining our orgy.
Oh well.
Need a lawyer?
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
I'm coming to Moscow, Elouise.
I said I would.
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Elouise
Sooo you don't like her then?
I'm sure she isn't that bad.
Is it that new chick I have seen running around the halls?
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
You had an open invitation in New York.
Cannes is... it's different.
I'm not mad. I'll be in Moscow tomorrow.
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Elouise
The plot thickens!
You got me beat in men and women, then.
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
No. Not okay.
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Elouise
Well, in that case, congratulations on your marriage.
I knew you would end up with a woman in bed at some point.
Like a 6th sense or something.
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Lesbi-Honest
Wish I could say I didn't see it coming.
Wait are you not married to Jameson anymore?
Is that legal?
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
Wow, rude.
I'll see what I can do.
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Elouise
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Elouise
Not far.
Just have dino business to attend to.
I won't be long.
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
I'm in Cannes. So, I can't be back like, right now.
And I'm not a lawyer, so I can't help you there, either.
But, give me a day or two, and I'll fly back, if you still want me there.
Jason Reindhart 08/21/17 Elouise
I won't be around for a bit.
If there's an emergency call me.
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
Lesbians. They're everywhere.
Is she cute, at least?
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
You know me.
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
Just making sure.
What's up?
Soleil Whitaker 08/21/17 Elouise
This is Soleil.
Noura Orlav 08/21/17 Drug Raccoon
I hope you choke.
Lucius Dalca 08/18/17 Lucius was all but happy to take Logan into his arms and cuddle the tiny baby, "Such a handsome boy" He chuckled softly before answering Elouise, "Moana is a great movie! But why are you showing my newphew the Shining???" His eyes narrowed down at Elouise slightly before laughing again, "Thank you though for the room, Ill take it! We aren't moving from London though we just figured since we are going to be visiting Romania a lot then why not have a house there too, ya know? You can come and visit any time too. Its a bit warmer than Moscow." He paused then grin slightly.

"What snacks??"
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 Read at 4:01 PM
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 Text To: Diseased
Blue Waffle.
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 Text To: Herpes R US
That was a really lovely song. I wish I could hear you sing it. Unfortunately, the hazmat suit I'd be forced to wear in your vicinity makes it rather hard to hear. And, the most important part, I don't actually want to be near you. How the fvck did you get my number? Are you stalking me?
Lucius Dalca 08/17/17 Lucius smiled when Elouise came out with Logan and hugged her back, "She is still in Romania with my folks. She wanted to do more house shopping but asked me to give you a hug and a kiss for Logan for her, which reminds me." He leaned over to give Logan a small kiss on the top of his head, "Hows is my adopted nephew doing??" He smiled wider at the baby then looked back up at Elouise, "I like Moscow. I heard of your invitation and decided to represent the coven. You got a room for me to stay in?"
Lucius Dalca 08/17/17 Text: Elouise
I am not just going to come out to Moscow and not visit! Comonnnnnnn

He texts her as he waits for the buzzer to make the sound the door is unlocked.
Lucius Dalca 08/17/17 Text: Elouise
Yo!! Im outside your place. Let me in :P
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
Read 5:22 pm
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
No. I'm not.
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
Emphatic no, then.
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
What is it that you even need my help with?
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
That was a no, Elouise.
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
I can't help you there, love.
I'm not even in Moscow.
Soleil Whitaker 08/17/17 Elouise
What makes you think I can help you there?
Winter Summers 08/17/17 Elouise
I'll take that as a no on the partying hard thing.
But I suggest getting food then my love.
I can't exactly help you there, perhaps order food? Have it delivered?
Winter Summers 08/16/17 Elouise
So when are we going to go out?
Ya know get trashed? Do some drugs? Disturb the peace? The fun stuff.
Soleil Whitaker 08/15/17 Elouise
I'm sorry.
Noura Orlav 08/15/17 Drug Raccoon
Pretty sure you'll thank me one day.
Unless you caps lock harder.
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17 new phone who dis
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17 -doesn't give a rat's ass-
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"No. Get the fvck away from me, Sasquatch. Buh-bye."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"I can promise I'm not flirty. Certainly not with you. I believe your leg-hair is longer than mine."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Would you like to find out whether or not it's real, little lady?"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"... And just what the fvck are you?"
Soleil Whitaker 08/15/17 Elouise
Didn't think you noticed.
Cannes. Rhiannon bought a new apartment right on the beach.
Love you too.
Noura Orlav 08/14/17 Drug Raccoon
I'm everywhere, d-ck.
Noura Orlav 08/14/17 Drug Raccoon
I don't sing. Period.
Noura Orlav 08/14/17 Drug Raccoon
Uh oh.
I think Jameson just got out.
Let me text Ella real fast.
Noura Orlav 08/14/17 Drug Raccoon
Turn it off, or I will f-cking show you uh oh.
Noura Orlav 08/14/17 Drug Raccoon
It's like f-cking sandpaper to the brain.
Noura Orlav 08/14/17 Drug Raccoon
You realize I can hear the f-cking music you're playing, right?
Winter Summers 08/13/17 Elouise
Yes they are!
I always let Blaize change the diapers
I did get puked on a few times, Sky loved covering me in her vomit.
Winter Summers 08/13/17 Elouise
How have you been love?
Jason Reindhart 08/13/17 Elouise
Who? That Tucker guy?
Trying to replace me already?
Jason Reindhart 08/13/17 Elouise
I miss you, too.
Have I missed anything in Moscow?
Winter Summers 08/13/17 Elouise
I miss you
Jameson Orlav 08/13/17
Tucker Reid 08/13/17 E.W.
In that case, you should probably know that I'm a wanted felon. I also have the Declaration of Independence in my custody.
Tucker Reid 08/13/17 E.O.
What in the hell is a Warrock?
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 E.O.
My resilience is going to disappoint you.
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
You're incorrigible.
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
I don't believe you.
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
Don't you ever have your own?
Jesus. I'll be there soon.
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
No. Even though I'm confident that I will win. Drink off?
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
Are you trying to lay claim to my established matrimony? Do we need to fight?
Oliver Price 08/12/17 Elouise
Right. Thank you.
That is excellent news.
Oliver Price 08/12/17 Elouise
Where can I find a vampire?
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
I'm already married to tequila and nachos.
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
I've heard stories about your husband. I'd like to keep my spleen.
Oliver Price 08/12/17 Elouise
Coffee is for energy.
I'm fine. Did you order the rats?
Oliver Price 08/12/17 Elouise
Sure. Thank you.
Oliver Price 08/12/17 Elouise
If you could order some rats, I'd appreciate it.
6 black. 6 white.
Noura Orlav 08/12/17 Elouise
I don't know. He's a headcase now. Treat him like a headcase.
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
This feels like a trap. Can you just settle for more tequila?
Tucker Reid 08/12/17 Elouise O.
No offense, but marriage isn't exactly my thing. Besides, you've already got one under your belt?
Oliver Price 08/10/17 Elouise
I should be good, thank you.
He has still has his rats, yes?
Oliver Price 08/09/17 Elouise
Thank you, again.
I think I found just the ticket for his work.
Autumn Dalca 08/09/17 Elouise
You don't have to bribe me... but I'll accept.
Autumn Dalca 08/09/17 Elouise
That, I can do.
Autumn Dalca 08/09/17 Elouise
I'm sorry I don't know what to say to help.
Autumn Dalca 08/09/17 Elouise
There is no way to know that.
Go kiss your son. Maybe it will help.
Soleil Whitaker 08/08/17 Elouise
Uh huh.
Oliver Price 08/08/17 Elouise
Thank you.
I don't have a lot of experience with babies.
Autumn Dalca 08/08/17 Elouise
You think it would be different if you weren't a mother?
Caitlyn Darrow 08/08/17 Elouise
Just a little fire?? Oh ok. Have fun and don't burn their cat.
Elis Griffyn 08/08/17 "Something, something, PotD!" *pulls a party popper, shrugs, and leaves again*
Christine Nightshade 08/08/17 Congrats on PoTD
Autumn Dalca 08/08/17 Elouise
Of what, exactly?
Autumn Dalca 08/08/17 Elouise
Aye, taking care of that precious little one.
Autumn Dalca 08/08/17 Elouise
A lot has happened. It's natural to doubt... but you don't just stop being married.
Have you gotten any news about Jameson?
Soleil Whitaker 08/08/17 Elouise
What the f*ck did you do now?
W_Kat 08/08/17 Congrats on PotD!
Caitlyn Darrow 08/08/17 Elouise
....Are you babysitting down the block?
Autumn Dalca 08/07/17 Elouise
Why wouldn't you be?
Autumn Dalca 08/07/17 Elouise
I can't even... wow. Blows your mind, doesn't it?
Autumn Dalca 08/07/17 Elouise
F*cking adorable... Eee!
Time flies. Me and Lucius have been married almost two months.
Autumn Dalca 08/07/17 Elouise
Let me know when and I'll grab Lucius. He'll want to see, too.
Autumn Dalca 08/07/17 Elouise
I miss him, too, but I'm sure he loved having his mommy around to snuggle him when he needs it.
Oliver Price 08/03/17 Elouise
Sure. Can I get the key, please?
I want to test something while it's fresh.
Oliver Price 08/03/17 Elouise
Just got back. Heading to the lab.
Jim there? Really need to talk to him.
Oliver Price 08/03/17 Elouise
Have you seen Jim?
Tucker Reid 07/29/17 He snorts, amused by her very blatant admission that his company had been a last resort. Whether she was being serious or just giving him a hard time was irrelevant. There was alcohol involved, and so he didn't really care. If he wasn't here, he'd have been in his own room doing the same.
"I don't really do obligation anyway." Tucker points out, lifting a brow while he sips at his liquor and watches Elouise take another shot.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
En route with the entirety of the Taco Bell menu.
See you soon.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
En route with the entirety of the Taco Bell menu.
See you soon.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
That sh*t is highly addictive???
It's like, a concoction of sugar, cocaine, 3 different kinds of alcohol.
It's cardiac arrest in liquid form.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
That Kool-Aid had me hooked from day 1.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
I'm not looking to die tonight.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
You got it.
How does 7 sound?
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
I'll see you tonight, then.
Let me know what you want, yeah? I'll pick up on the way over.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
Food, Netflix, cuddles.
What else am I good for?
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
Take-out tonight, maybe?
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
I'm teasing. I know I'm irreplaceable.
Beyonce type of irreplaceable. ;)
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
I've never known you to lie to me.
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
The new guy? Oh, Tucker?
I see I've been replaced, thanks for the promotion. ;)
Is there anything I can do for you that errand boy can't?
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
I'm alright.
Have you been eating?
Soleil Whitaker 07/27/17 Elouise
Just checking in.
How're you doing? How's Logan?
Do you need anything?
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 "Right, so. The usual or whatever." A small snicker follows suit, and watching her take the shot makes him want one of his own. Alas, instead of grabbing a shot glass, he manages the handle of one of the smaller bottles, yanking the cork from the mouth with his teeth and spewing it onto the table. The drink is mostly warm and not as forgiving as an aged blend, but he drinks it down with no complaints.
"Do I need an excuse? Boss says, 'Bring tequila' and that's pretty much all she wrote. If I wasn't drinking warm liquor in a sombrero I'd probably be..." Which answer was appropriate? The truth? The whole truth? A muddled truth? "Something about pizza and pay per view, anyway."

Another easy swig burns his throat all the way down.
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 He holds a hand out and it teeters back and forth, all the while maneuvering his way into a chair tucked somewhere near the table. Tucker leans back in the chair, rocking forwards and back while he sipped gingerly at his glass.
"It's only 50/50 my choice. For now. It was my fathers business, before he kicked it." Tepid eyes begin to roll and he's quick to turn the subject. "What's got you binge drinking with strangers? Unless this is normal for you. No judgement, of course."
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 There's little to no consideration given when Tucker reaches for the glass. Elouise could have slipped anything under the sun into it, and he never would have known. He's giving it a healthy chug right away, and he only stops to choke on the last pull briefly, when she's mentioned all the naked old people he's seen. "Sh-t." He pulls the glass back, cleaning margarita from dripping over his chin with his free hand. After the fact, he readjusts the sombrero on his head. "Disgusting, yes, ugh. Too many to count and too many to forget. Jesus." And then he laughs. It wasn't his decision to cater to the dead. Tucker just sort of fell into it.
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 He snorts from halfway across the room, well on his way to the closet where she had pointed. Tucker dumped the bag full of bottles onto a table along the way. Dead serious, he was going to drink tequila in a sombrero. There was no way around it.
"Normal? There's no such thing as normal."

Bingo. He's got the obnoxious hat, and straight onto the top of his head it goes. Behind him, he can hear the rattling of glass and ice, liquids sloshing together to create an intoxicating mess.
"Mortician." Its a simple statement. His profession. Many of his nights were spent dressing the dead, while the next days were filled with grieving loved ones and bullish-t services for less than honorable people. "Most days I prefer the dead to the living."
Jason Reindhart 07/25/17 Elouise
He is in better shape than I was expecting.
He will be fine, Elouise.
Once he has become more acclimated to his condition I will discuss his return to Moscow with Noura.
How are you holding up?
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 Poncho. Sombrero. Tucker's brow raises but not in surprise. Very little surprised him around here, and not just because it took him weeks to learn how to navigate the halls. Pushing through the doorway, he unloads a bag of liquor and mix into Elouise'a arms. It wasn't much of a task now that he's realised she's close to his height and just about level.

"No judgement from me. I'm going to be disappointed if you don't have a spare sombrero, though."
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 As promised, Tucker made his trip to the [most] local liquor store. While vodka flowed like rivers, palatable tequila was harder to find. But when he did... He bought it all.

"Elouise?" His arms are heavy with paper bags, liquid gold lining the bottoms. He kicks the bottom of the door with vigor. "These bags are f-cking heavy, do you want to drown your sorrows or not?"
Noura Orlav 07/25/17 Drug Raccoon
Then you need to be patient, because this is going to take time.
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 Elouise O.
Sure you don't.
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 Elouise O.
Perfect. All of the tequila.
Tucker Reid 07/25/17 Elouise O.
Even though that sounded more like a demand than a request, I'm not one to argue with "getting hammered". Liquor of choice? Or should I just procure a regulation bar?
Noura Orlav 07/24/17 Drug Raccoon
You're just going to have to trust me.
Or at the very least, trust Jason.
Noura Orlav 07/24/17 Noura glares at her phone, letting out an exasperated sigh. Elouise is exhausting her. Jason never should have told her. Realistically speaking, Noura shouldn't have dragged him into this mess. She should have disappeared with Jameson until he got a handle on it.

Drug Raccoon
I need you to keep your distance. He's fine.
Winter Summers 07/24/17 Elouise
You look beautiful today!
And yes I have no way of knowing what you look like right now.
But you always look beautiful to me!
Autumn Dalca 07/23/17 Elouise
That's what happens when you become a mother.
He's a lucky boy to have you.
Autumn Dalca 07/23/17 Elouise
Children are capable of amazing things without even trying.
Autumn Dalca 07/23/17 Elouise
Aye, that is important.
Your happiness is important, too.
Autumn Dalca 07/23/17 Elouise
I wish I knew what to say to help.
Autumn Dalca 07/23/17 Elouise
So, you have to play the waiting game.
Autumn Dalca 07/23/17 Elouise
What do you mean?
Autumn Dalca 07/23/17 Elouise
Thank you for letting us know.
Please, if there is anything you need... we are here.
Give us updates whenever you can. We love you.
Camille Hammond 07/23/17 Elouise
If I have information that you need, you'll get it.
Until then it's in your sons best interest if you cease from burning down the world. Talk soon.
Camille Hammond 07/23/17 {voicemail rec'd}
Elouise, I heard about Jameson. I've got eyes on him in New York, and men in every city between NYC and Moscow. I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to contact you. I know I don't need to tell you to be careful, but don't be f-cking stupid. Call me if you need me and you know I'll be there in a heartbeat. We'll get him home. Count on it.
Remi Rose 07/21/17 Annnnd.. That's why Elouise wasn't just a b!tch.

She was Leader B!tch.

Noura Orlav 07/21/17 A second, persistent message comes through from the bane of her existence. While she can appreciate the woman's tenacity, her timing is always all wrong. Elouise's knowledge is enough to tell her that Jason couldn't keep this quiet, and while she cannot blame him for having such a tender heart, he must surely understand now why it was so important that he remain silent.

She stares at the screen, and decides not to answer once more. Noura can only hope for patience. Lives depend on it.
Soleil Whitaker 07/21/17 Elouise
I'm heading over. Need anything?
Remi Rose 07/21/17 Knocks upon Elle's door, unknowing of her where-abouts. Leaves a digital camera by the door, though. Within it are saved photos of Jameson - the latest. Didn't have the patience for Walgreens.

Again, Remi was gone.

Soleil Whitaker 07/21/17 “Everything is going to be okay,” she offers, hoping her friend will find some kind of comfort in her words, “You trust me, right? We’ll work this out. Promise.” Soleil had been notified that Elouise had trusted friends present at the Compound, so her heart isn’t quite as panicked as it would be.

Fine, tomorrow. I’ll be over early.” She pauses to chew on the inside of her cheek, anxiety beginning to overwhelm her judgement. She almost insists on returning to the Compound, but knows it’d be a direct violation of Elouise’s wishes. So, before she ends the call, she states, firmly, “Love you too, El. See you soon."
Autumn Dalca 07/20/17 Autumn nodded. "Should anything change... You need only let us know. We'll be here. Or there. We love you, Ellie."

She gave Elouise's shoulders a squeeze and then bent over to press a gentle kiss onto the infant's head. "And you, little one."

Back to an upright position. Her eyes sought Elouise's. "Be safe." With no further ado, she turned on her heel and saw herself out.
Autumn Dalca 07/20/17 Autumn's heart broke for Elouise. It truly did. The thought of being in her position, were their situations reversed and Lucius in trouble... Her mind flat out revolted, refusing to even consider it.

"Lucius can override it." A small frown appeared between her brows. "Do you want us to take Logan?"

Translation: We will take care of him if you need to go after your husband.
Soleil Whitaker 07/20/17 “I need to know you’re okay, Elouise,” she demands, worry palpable in her voice, “What is going on?” She has abandoned getting dressed at El's command to stay at home, but she’s still pacing. Still anxious. Rightfully so, Rhiannon is staring incredulously. Soleil promises to make it up to her just before turning back to the conversation at hand.

“What do you mean he’s not Jameson anymore?”
Noura Orlav 07/20/17 A second phone chimes, and Noura groans as she plucks it from her pocket. Elouise. Again. This time, she is directly contacting Jameson. Rolling her eyes, she wonders if the girl will ever get the message. If Noura answers, it makes this all that much more difficult. Instead, her finger presses down on the red button, powering down the phone.

[Read: Noura isn't stupid. She has his phone.]
Autumn Dalca 07/20/17 Jameson.

Autumn smothered the automatic anger that bubbled up at the mention of the b*stard's name. Why such negative thoughts? Because his utter disregard for the woman he called his wife. Elouise deserved far better.

But this was not the time or place for it.

She allowed Elouise to pull away for Logan and sighed, shaking her head. There was only one thing really for her to say. "I am sorry, love... Tell me what I can do. Tell me what you need from me."
Autumn Dalca 07/20/17 Autumn watched Jason print like he had hellhounds on his heels. She opened her mouth to shout at him, but he was out the door in a flash. And then the alarm went off, accompanied by sounds of the compound locking down.


After a brief glace at Lucius, she trotted down the hallways to Elouise's room. She knocked on the door to announce her presence and let herself in. "Ellie? What is going on? Did Jason trip the system? I saw him hauling tail out the front door..."

She went to her friend and wrapped her arms around the other woman's shoulders. "Are you alright?"
Soleil Whitaker 07/20/17 Soleil had been in the middle of celebrating with Rhiannon when her phone lets out a shrill ring. It’s late, and she very rarely gets actual phone calls. Reluctantly, she pulls away from her wife’s embrace to accept it. Her facial features harden as a familiar voice comes through from the other end of the line.

He’s alive. Jameson’s alive.

She’s on her feet suddenly, hastily moving to collect the clothing strewn across the bedroom. Of course, she’s mouthing an apology to Rhiannon. “Is he home? What’s his condition?”

She stops. Elouise is so obviously overwhelmed already, and Soleil knows that questions will only make things worse. She inhales sharply before asking, “Do you want me to come over right now?"
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 "And what, leave your child to fend for himself? It's no long you and Jameson." His voice was firm and his expression had contorted into one of almost anger. "We will bring him to you. Do you understand? He is not going anywhere, and you will have him again. That child is not just yours, but Jameson's as well. He will not die and he does need you. However, you cannot get to him fast enough, Elouise. He is on another continent and I cannot carry you with me."

The man turned his back quickly, throwing himself out of the room before slamming it shut and holding the door closed. "I will bring him back to you I promise. Take care of Logan so when we bring him back, he can see the both of you." The man began to sprint down the hall as fast he could. After rushing out the nearest door outside he hit a switch on his phone causing a loud alarm to sound. The Compound began to shut down on with a 1 hour timer, giving him enough time to get away.

"She is gonna kick my @ss... f*ckin' hell."
Soleil Whitaker 07/20/17 Elouise
Is something the matter?
Are you okay? Is Logan okay?
Noura Orlav 07/20/17 Noura looks at her phone, staring at the message on her screen. She holds no love at all [Read: Noura f-cking hates Elouise and always will] for the girl, but she does have some common sense. The last thing anyone needs is this woman, least of all Jameson. Not now. Sighing, she deletes the message. Better to have no trace of Elouise, than to chance it.

[READ: You're welcome, b-tch.]
Soleil Whitaker 07/20/17 Elouise
So, that's a yes to swinging by tomorrow?
Soleil Whitaker 07/20/17 Elouise
I'm headed home with Rhiannon tomorrow evening.
Can I stop by the Compound to say goodbye?
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Still he held tight to her. He expected this reaction. Desperation was a hell of an emotion. "Elouise..." It had to be said. She needed to hear it.

"Jameson is not your husband right now."

He allowed the words to soak in before continuing on. "Noura said he doesn't look well. We believe someone has...changed him." It was hard for him to speak his and Noura's assumptions. How could one speak of the man he once considered his brother being changed into something far from human?

"Noura is the only one who can understand him right now. I am only going as back up. We need to let her handle him."
Autumn Dalca 07/20/17 Elouise
Where are you, lovey?
Lucius Dalca 07/20/17 Text: Elouise
Where are you???
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Jason couldn't stand lying to Elouise. With a frustrated growl he took the doorknob from behind him and closed it. She needed to know. It was her right to know. He would apologize to Noura later but, right now, Elouise was a part of this as well.

"It's Jameson. He is in trouble and we are going to help him. I need you to hold this place down in case he is being used a diversion tactic. He knew how she must have been feeling. Angry, broken, relieved, scared, so many emotions at once. It was hard being without a spouse, let alone when you did not know of their state of being.

"I know you want to see him. However, something is wrong. I don't want whatever it is anywhere near you and Logan." Firm hands grasped her arms as if to hold her in place, his silver specked eyes searching hers. Tired eyes locked with the woman's as if to put emphasis on his next words.

"I will bring him back."
Lucius Dalca 07/20/17 Text: Elouise
That's a very quick change to the atmosphere.. You know me and the redhead are literally across the hallway in the commons room. Come talk to us?
Lucius Dalca 07/20/17 Text: Elouise
Is something going on? I am getting a eerie feeling in the compound.
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Suddenly Jason was knocking at Elouise's door with a baby sound asleep in his free arm. His chest heaved with labored breaths while he waited for the woman to answer. He checked his cracked phone screen. Still nothing. He would need to fly fast.

Fast, and Big. Very very big.

He knocked once more. Everything was going on at once he could barely focus. His mind bellowed with his intuitive alarms that typically meant something was coming. Something bad. Noura was texting him, and needed him. Jameson was...not Jameson. He needed to move yesterday.
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Elouise
Noura is in a situation and until I am sure it is taken care of someone needs to protect The Compound.
I promise as soon as I have definite answers you will be the first to know.
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Elouise
You are the Leader of The Order now.
You need to make sure The Compound remains intact and it's members as well.
I am your soldier. I go fight the battles that you cannot yourself.
You need to trust me on this.
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Elouise
I do. I am bringing him back.
You and Wolverine get somewhere safe.
I have a really bad feeling.
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 ElouiseAre you okay?
My spidy sense just started going ballistic.
Jameson Orlav 07/20/17
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Elouise
Sure, lemme put my baby holster on.
I can take him for his first flight.
Need help with the body at all?
Jason Reindhart 07/20/17 Elouise
I am going out for another perimeter check.
Tucker Reid 07/09/17 Tucker follows Elouise in a most agreeable fashion, with no questions or inquiries as they walk. She shows him his door and scribbles the wrong name, but he's happy to play along. It was room and board after all, and he was an easy man. "That's no problem. I'm sure I can find my way in somehow." He considers the alternatives. All of them from breaking and entering, to waiting patiently for a fellow crew mate to find their way inside. "Or maybe I'll just hold off on leaving for a while." Wiley grin.
Tucker Reid 07/09/17 Tucker's eyes narrow, hollowing again quickly as they widen into dull green orbs. He regards his new leader with minimal energy as his arms cross in front of him.

"Its Tucker..."

A muted shrug accompanies a lazy blink.

"I'm actually pretty good with kids. You'll find that won't bother me in the least bit. Sorry!"
Jameson Orlav 06/19/17 Elouise
Please stop texting me that you're in labor, it's not funny!
Cole Ward 04/26/17
Tell him Cole Ward sends his regards, prostitutka.
Jameson Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Get home. Now.
Cole Ward 04/26/17
I owe him a bullet.
Care to offer yourself?
Život pro život.
Cole Ward 04/26/17 You you say, nemožné.
Like a.. prostitutka. Are you večeře?
Cole Ward 04/26/17
Malá holka, you're not my type.
Jameson Orlav 04/20/17 *scoops up*
*twizzler hanging out of his mouth*
*trots off towards suite*
We have to start practicing. Rambo will be here soon and he's going to need a brother!!!!
Jameson Orlav 02/19/17 *deflects with Captain America shield*
*throws sausage links at*
*.. eats one*
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *scoffs*
No. Not Noura nor Nigel.
Just us, you baboon. And probably a nurse or something.
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *pokes her belly*
Even if you were fat. Which you're not, nor will you be. There's a wee Orlav in there. The bigger, the better.
*evil grin*
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Eat carrots and broccoli if you want to snack.
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *laughs*
Its a little late for that, babe. You're carrying my child already.
Besides, we are already married.
We're just throwing a party.
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Then sausage feet are there to stay!
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Um... get a comfy pair of flats and stop eating so much bloody salt?
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *nuzzles*
I love you too. Its not that I think you would. I just don't want you to suddenly feel like I'm neglecting you, and then feel the need to seek attention elsewhere. You know?
*coils around*
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *pats his lap*
But I know why she'd be into you. You're beautiful. Amazing.
So blonde
*half smirk*
Sometimes I wonder if you ever.. You know. Thought about it. I know I'm not around as much lately, so. I don't know.
*lazy shrug*
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *pops a skittle into his mouth*
Thanks babe. I'm starving.
*stomach growls*
Soleil? Eh, she's alright. She thinks you're.. You know. Into her.
*grabs bag, starts to stuff a hashbrown into his mouth*
What a shame it'll be when she gets her heart broken.
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -scoffs-
Think what you'd like, doll.
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -arches brow-
-sticks out tongue-
That's kinda conceited, don't ya think?
Assuming I'm in love with you?
Tsk, tsk.
-pokes again-
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 Stop being cranky!
-crawls under covers-
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -squints-
Is this a test?
-steps closer-
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -jumps up-
-scrawls out multiple notes-
-clears throat-
PSA. Soleil Whitaker does not make actual moves on married women.
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -taps chin-
I think it just proves that he loves you.
-pats knee-
I also think that it's fun to egg him on. Probably not smart of me, but...
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 It was like, uhm...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Elouise is married to me, not you.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 He sent me a poem.
I'm honored that he thinks I'm an actual Steal-Yo-Girl type.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -snorts-
-rolls eyes-
You're not a Sasquatch, Elouise. My god.
I feel like Jameson is threatened by me....
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -snatches up snack-
-purses lips-
Kind of?
You're already cute.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -whines more-
-whispers about food-
When's the wedding?
Can I come? I can come. I'm coming.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -grunts-
-wiggles fingers under body weight-
Did he take you out?
... you're married already, love.
Did you forget that?
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -silently thanks god for incognito mode-
Check my history, g'head.
-reaches for food-
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 Nothing.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 ****!
-slaps laptop closed-
El, learn to KNOCK.
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
A true love story in the making.. Cinderella ain't got sh*t on ya'll.
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
Holy Sh*t.. I can't say I never partied that hard but I never got a ring either.
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
Oh my. You had a Red District Vegas wedding or something?
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
You welcome!
And what??? I think that might be rushing things by a lot.
What about the baby first? :-P
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
I'll tell him.
The answer to inviting parents is generally a yes, but...
He still hasn't bloody answered me from this morning.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
I meant for the cake, silly goose.
Call that planner. Do an open bar if you like. Steak, too.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Classy is better.
I don't know about a fountain, but champagne towers are a thing.
What flavors do you like?
I asked Lucius for help and he gave me information for a wedding planner. I have no idea where he came up with it so don't ask.
[information shared]
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Classy, not trashy. This is your new mantra. Learn it, live it, love it.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Or anything else, for that matter. How bout no drugs at all? Good? Good.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Consider it marked.
I'm sure everything will be beautiful. You, most of all.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Next week and all the time in the world are not the same thing.
Somehow I doubt Cher is a possibility...
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
If you think you can pull it off in such a short amount of time.
...Recruiting Lucius might not be a bad idea. Let me get back to you on that.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 Wifeazoid
Is Autumn offering up her MasterCard??

I'm just kidding. Anything you want, babygirl. Pick your maid of honor and make sure they're helpful.. I am going to be of zero help.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 Wifelyf
Elouise.. We are already married. 👰💍💒
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
That might be pushing it a little... Depends on where you want to do it, how many people, etc.
And I'd love to!
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Why not do a second ceremony? It's belated but doable.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
You're highly bias, but that's alright. He's a good man.
Well, you can't get re-married (unless you get divorced and don't even think about it), but you can renew your vows. Couples do that sometimes after a while, or for a special anniversary, so I've been told.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
A carriage ride? I love it!
He plays beautifully. Color me surprised.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Effort always makes a difference.
We went to Constanța, in Romania. We're still there, actually. Had a lovely dinner. He played the piano for me. The rest... we'll leave that part out, aye?
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
I'm glad you had a good time.
Amazing doesn't appropriately convey my sentiments for yesterday..
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 *furrows brow*
Now you sound like Noura.
*dramatic sigh*
You're right. Maybe he'll find someone prettier. Leggier. You know. Blonder.
*gasps and tickles feverishly*
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 How about a Jameson Orlav?
*puffs out chest*
I could kick Grant Wards ass.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 *scoffs*
We have to breed a big, strong, baby-slayer. He's going to come out with a .45 and know how to kick ass like Melinda May.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 *grabs at*
Babe. You're not fat. You're growing a person. Eating for two. Etc etc.
*pokes belly*
He has to be big and strong, so you should probably start eating ribs and potatoes.
Autumn Dalca 02/14/17 Elouise
I would say so. Enjoy yourself. I most certainly am.
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 -shakes head-
You're good to me.
Autumn Dalca 02/14/17 Elouise
Buy new lingerie while you're out. You'll have a wonderful time.
Jameson Orlav 02/14/17 Valentines day.

The holiday was looming, not only because it was supposed to be a special day, but because he had been so busy lately that it was his responsibility to assert himself to his wife. The world needed to know how much he loved her, and even more, she needed to be reminded herself. Jameson had been out of town for many of the prior weeks days. This left Elouise in charge of their operations and their members. Admittedly, they were quite a handful. Perhaps that's why they all meshed so well.

Alas, he had set his plan in motion. He would leave the ranks to Noura and Jason for the night. He was sure they were just as capable as he when it came to taking care of things.

While Jameson hadn't yet seen Elouise today, he had been in their suite, where he left a plethora of items for his wife along with a long, lightly scented (with his cologne, of course) letter. Among them was a velvet covered jewelry box with a pair of simple diamond studs and a necklace to match. Apair of sparkling flats to accommodate her sore feet; and a long, flowing silk dress with room at the seams to allow for her comfort.

Here's your attire for the evening. I'll have a car here for you at 7 p.m. sharp. I can't tell you where we're going, but you'll love it.

I love you.
See you soon.
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 -laughs-
-squeezes hand-
Happy Valentine's Day, doll.
Can I get chocolate milk, too?
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 Bacon?
-heart eyes-
Run away with me.
Autumn Dalca 02/14/17 Elouise
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 Don't act surprised, El.
You know you're gorgeous.
-mouth waters-
French toast? Really??
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 -huffs-
Elouise Warrock hyphen Whitaker, stop being difficult.
-sticks tongue out-
You're beautiful. And I'm shallow.
Winter Summers 02/14/17 Winter bust through her bedroom door and strikes a pose. Pose wasn't really needed but he did it anyway and dare he say he nailed it! Regardless he looks to Elouise and holds out a box of chocolates.

"Since I am in the weird ass four husband thingie thing I thought I should shower you in affection and expensive gifts this Valentine's Day. Sadly I am poor and all I could afford are these cheap ass chocolates. And you should spend today with your actually husband SO!"

Smooches her forehead. "I'll be leaving now! Enjoy your chocolates and if you need me I'll be in my room! Probably drunk but details details."
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 Get Jameson's stamp of approval on the open relationship status, and I'm all yours.
Well, this is my room. So, you're actually sharing my pillows and blankets.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 Jameson's my boss, though. Right? Isn't that how the club works?
-pecks cheek-
I mean, I am a loser....
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 I'll do my best.
-squeezes tightly-
But, do keep in mind that you're a married woman.
And there are some lines I will not cross.
-holds up index and middle fingers-
Bro code. Also, normal human decency.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -laughs-
-wraps arms around-
Better without the sex swing, darling.
-wiggles eyebrows-
We don't need.... accessories.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 You know, like uhm...
-points to crotch-
-clears throat-
Scientific studies show that lesbians do it better.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 Oh my god. El, no. I...
-bites lip-
-trying not to laugh-
I'll take you out for dinner. Forget, just forget the other thing.
-thinks 'so cute'-
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 You got plans? I'll take you out.
I'll show you what you've been missing.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -squints-
-stands up taller-
I'm no chicken, thank you.
-tries to hide a smirks-
Does Jameson know that he's about to lose his wife?
-hums Mr. Steal Your Girl-
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -mutters quickly-
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -chokes-
F*ck. I, uhm...
-clears throat loudly-
-shakes head-
I'd be crucified if I answer that, babe.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -arches brow-
You have a husband...?
-pokes nose-
Jameson, remember?
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -scowls-
For those who aren't getting the D or the V?
It's Alentine's Ay. And I'm getting drunk.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 Elouise Warrock-Whitaker

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Mountain View
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
No ditching Jameson. He loves you.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Elouise
It can taste like steak the way I make it. *nodding emoji* Don't knock it down until you try it!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
He spilled, did he? I told you I had a Valentine. I'm also perfectly fine alone.
But I adore you all the same. If only we'd found each other sooner!
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Elouise
Have you ever tasted tofu tacos with homemade guacamole, pico de gallo, spinach and cheese? Its amazing! And I don't even like Tofu like that.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Elouise
I was about to say lol. So you don't need me to erase anything from the web?
I am taking Autumn out to a coastal town in Romania. We are going to have a private dinner by the beach. Its gonna be awesome! What about you what are your plans?
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Unknown phone ID comes in with the text.

Text: Elouise
Its Lucius, this is my phone number. I heard some pictures leaked. Please tell me its not a cheap russian p*rn site?
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
I'll just let him work his magic, whatever that may be. He's a genius with technology.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
That's what I need.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
You said it was a forum you were a member of. Which one, woman?! What's the address?
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
What website is it?
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -purses lips-
Leslie isn't bad.... could be in honor of Leslie Knope, you know?
From The Office? Parks and Rec?
-waves hand-
One of those shows.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Oh Sh*t
Uh... I can ask Lucius to help. He's really tech savvy. Him seeing risqué photos of you is a nonpoint right now, I think.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Oh My
Delete them! Quickly!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 WHAT
...did you do?!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Hold On...
What nudes? Of who? To who?!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
Much as I do appreciate the trust and love implied, Jameson is a friend, as are you. I don't mind looking, but no touchytouchy.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
Because that wouldn't be awkward. At all.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
Well, aye. If things like that are needed, someone is doing something very, very wrong.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
I happen to agree with than sentiment. There is absolutely no need for those contraptions.
Remi Rose 02/13/17
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
HAH. Because you can't help yourself.
You entertain me.
Winter Summers 02/13/17 Elouise
Oh you are so very very sheltered my dear!
Don't worry will be there in five to explain to what a sex swing is!
It's more of a face to face conversation!
And if I'm bad at explaining I'll draw pictures!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
...I did not need to know that. Really.
Think about it, Elouise. It's a swing used for sex.
Not getting pregnant is what birth control is for. Something our parents know nothing about.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
It's nice to know exactly where our friendship stands. Cheers.
Winter Summers 02/13/17 Elouise
You are kidding right?
You for real real know what one is?
Just pulling good old Winter's leg?
Winter Summers 02/13/17 Elouise
I have no idea where you got the idea that I was gonna buy you lingerie!
And since I'm not invited anymore I suppose it's safe to tell you that I WAS gonna get you a sex swing!
So much better than clothes!
Side note I have no idea who is gonna be planning your baby shower but it will pale greatly compared to what I could do!
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
You already ARE sexy? Who's "THAT B*TCH"? AKA who I gotta shank? I mean, besides Jameson for stepping out on his pregs wife.
Wait, is this some of that hormonal **** I hear about? Are you losing your sh-t, Elouise? Keep it together, girl. I know sobriety is a f-ckin' bummer but like, so is rampant paranoia and aggravated murder.
You're super f-ckin cute and I bet your boobs are looking fan-freaking-tastic. No girl worth her salt sniffs around anothers husband. Fact.
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
Permanently damaged? My work here is done!
And absolutely to pole dancing lessons. It's a great work out. But let's wait till your center of gravity is a little more stable, mkay? (code: after you squeeze that baby out!)
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
Pro tip about buying lingerie: you don't buy pieces to wear, you buy pieces to take off. That is key. Some of them are all straps and lace and it's just, man. Easy does it, because lingerie looks best on the floor.
Wait, why are they buying you lingerie? Does lingerie come in maternity sizes? Ooo, is Jameson a maiesiophile? No judgement, we've got a preggers girl at the club right now. Let me tell you, when she's up on the pole, she defies all laws of gravity. And rakes in the cash!
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
I buy batteries in bulk so there is no "die".
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise

Just teasing. Old trusty and I never break up. Me and that b-tch are #rideordie
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Too bad.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
There's nothing wrong with spicing things up. You'll thank us later. Trust me. We have fantastic taste!
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
I'll definitely help.
Help my brother, that is!
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Aww! Congratulations.
When are you having a baby shower? I can start buying adorable little boy stuff now.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Maybe he'll surprise you. Never know.
Not telling. I'm good at keeping secrets.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Surely he won't forget.
It's a secret.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Too Late
Lovely as that sounds, someone has already asked me to be their Valentine.
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
Best Valentine's day ever!
And then we eat loads of chocolate!
Cause it's Valentine's day!
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
We can do it together!
Friends that kill together stay together!
Or so I'm told...
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
That is a fair point! It is some hard work unless you get the person drunk.
I'm kinda professional or I like to believe I am!
So I don't kill the red head?
P.S. You are WAY prettier than her!
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
Oh good! Was super worried there!
You know you don't have anything to worry about either right?
Regardless I'll take the red head than! She wont know what hit her!
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
No one was suppose to know about it!
Ugh I'm so embarrassed!
Noura Orlav 02/11/17 Coral
Vampires can't have babies.
Soleil Whitaker 02/11/17 Skeletor?
-laughs loudly-
It's your kid, I suppose. I'm gonna call him Skelly.
Jameson Orlav 02/11/17 *pulls paper from his pocket*
*clears throat*
I have a list of ideas for what we're going to name the boy.
*waves paper*
Soleil Whitaker 02/10/17 That right?
-arches a brow-
Have you named him? Her. Her? Or him?
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -smirks-
Veggies are good. Really good. But, you secret's safe with me, love.
-pops tray into the oven-
Potatoes your favorite? They're very versatile.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 What about carrots? Carrots are good.
-starts milling around kitchen-
You drink orange juice. Do you not like other fruits?
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -shakes head-
You're silly. Now, c'mon. Let's get you some food.
-squeezes hand-
Cheerios are good for the heart. And for the cholesterol, I think.
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 *grins* Comon cheer up! Autumn is going to be so happy to see us getting along.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -puts hand over heart-
I'm honored that you think I'm cute.
-holds out hand and grins-
I'm not. Pancakes are just wicked easy.
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 *Brings her the two family size Swedish fish like promised*
So we friends? :D
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 Well, you can either stay here and wait.
-boops nose-
Or come keep me company. I'll pop in a tray of hashbrowns and tater tots first, and you can snack on them while I make pancakes. Okay?
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -pouts-
I knowwwww. But I'll make up for disappointing him by blowing you away with my chocolate chip pancakes!
Wanna come sit in the kitchen while I make breakfast at...
-checks phone-
5 pm?
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 El, banana pancakes are...
They always come out soggy. At least when I make them.
Tater tots. Tater tots are better.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 You're a great wife. Best I've had.
Blueberry, chocolate chip? Apple? Banana?
-wrinkles nose-
Oh. Please don't say banana.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -sticks tongue out-
I am the only wife, thankyouverymuch.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -panics-
No, no. Noooooo. I promise.
You're perfect. I trust Jameson. He's the doctor.
I'm just impressed, that's all.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -wide eyes-
Twelve? Elouise, why?
-pokes tummy gently-
Quite the appetite, huh?
Camille Hammond 02/09/17
Camille Hammond 02/09/17 Bout to catch these hands so hard that your abomination is born with bruises.
Camille Hammond 02/09/17 -whacks-
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -shrugs-
Makes sense.
-continues stroking hair-
Food? I haven't eaten yet.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -brings up Netflix-
Something going on, love?
-looks down at-
-strokes hair-
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -laughs-
-sits up-
-extends arms-
C'mere then. Wanna watch Agents of Shield? I haven't started it yet.
Winter Summers 02/08/17 Elouise
Thank you! You are the best and don't let anyone else tell you different!
Winter Summers 02/08/17 Elouise
Jason said you told him to tell me I had a cute butt!
Okay! I guess!
Winter Summers 02/08/17 Elouise
Why you telling people to compliment my butt?
I mean not to say I didn't appreciate it but I did say I didn't want pity compliments and forced once are in the same boat!
Soleil Whitaker 02/08/17 -shakes head and laughs-
I brought you popcorn, Swedish Fish andCheetos.
I'll do right by you, Elouise. Some day.
Soleil Whitaker 02/08/17 -jumps to feet-
-kneels dramatically-
-proposes with a popcorn kernel-
Dearly beloved, will you accept this kernel as a token of my love, commitment, and fealty?
Soleil Whitaker 02/08/17 -rolls eyes-
-boops nose-
It was just a suggestion.
-shakes popcorn bag and offers-
Let's keep this relationship simple. Snacks, snuggles, and Fish. And a drink from time to time. Deal?
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 I think you need to stop adopting animals, darling.
-pulls close again-
I know you have a lot of love to give, but maybe focus on the animals you currently have in your life?
-smacks lips together-
...and people, I suppose.
Noura Orlav 02/07/17 Coral
No, and no. Have a good night, Coral.
Noura Orlav 02/07/17 Coral
Karen isn't dating right now.
Winter Summers 02/07/17 "Gushy moments are alright every once in awhile, I will promise I will keep that sh#t on lock. As for hugs I am a hugger. Well really I'm a lover I hate violence! Plus blood makes me queasy weird given what I am I know!"
Boops her noise before smiling.
Winter Summers 02/07/17 Winter gives her a dorky kinda smile before pulling her into a hug.
"You my dear might be the best thing that ever happened to me. I love you I do. Thank you for putting up with me."
Lets her go straightens out his clothing.
"Right gushy moment over, I humbly apologize for the random hugging and whatnot."
Winter Summers 02/07/17 "You know what it is! I mean there is only so many times you can compliment yourself or have your sister do it! At some point it just gets a little sad!"
He held up his hand.
"That being said Winter don't need no pity compliments! You get what I mean!? If I get a compliment I best well deserve it!"
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 We should've went with the pet sloth. Or lemur, was it?
-waves hand-
Or some low maintenance animal like a chinchilla.
Winter Summers 02/07/17 Gives a nervous sort of laugh.
"Actually never have well I mean Summer has told me but she is my sister she has to tell me such things!"
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 Cheech and Chong? Who the f*ck...
-still has a lot to learn-
-starts laughing-
D'you know I found him with one of my moccasins in his mouth the other night?
Jason Reindhart 02/07/17 Elouise
You were told correct.
Babies eats boob juice. Or formula. Then baby food.
Not kibble. They don't have teeth when they are born, so no crunchy stuff.
Where did you get the idea they like kibble?
Winter Summers 02/07/17 "YOU THINK I HAVE A CUTE BUTT!?"
Gets all embarrassed and stuff
"You can grope me anytime you want!"
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -sits up-
Wait, Elouise. We've had him for 2 days. And he's a f*cking 3-legged dog. He couldn't have gone very far very fast.
-reaches for popcorn-
-scratches head-
-whistles for Fish-
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -purses lips-
I guess you're right. We're already showing signs of a healthy, stable relationship.
-glances around-
Where'd Fish go, anyways?
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 New kid on the block has a rep to uphold.
-feeds more cheetos and laughs-
If it was, does that legitimize us as a couple?
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -holds out open bag of cheetos-
-pulls closer-
Fine, I'll stay. But you have to promise... actually promise not to snapchat the others.
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -gasps-
I'm needy? Excuse me. Who wanted company?
-grabs bag of Cheetos-
I can leave if you want.
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -squints back-
I don't believe you.
Anyways, move over. Might as well let everyone know how soft I am.
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Perfect! One of the best deals for the year I made.
Ill see ya soon with the Swedish fish. No pins though >.
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 Hey, what can I say?
I was hoping that food would distract you from my ugly sobbing if we did end up watching the Notebook.
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Two Swedish fish... Family size.
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
You know you can be so demanding at times... BUT its a good trade.
Swedish fish for grop... I mean training. Yes training *tongue out emoji*
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Yes!! I knew you liked me :D We gonna make it!
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Now that is just mean. Not that you are in the city for me to search you but still..
*teary emoji*
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -rushes up the stairs with grocery bags-
I got already made popcorn and the stuff you put in the microwave. Orville's, maybe?
-dumps bags out-
Popcorn. A big resealable bag of mini Swedish Fish. You can eat more of them now. And Cheetos because you were out of those too.
Winter Summers 02/07/17 Winter let it go the first time cause he loved the woman, however the second time he couldn't just let her grope him without questioning it! He slowly look to turn at her.

"El my love why do your hands keep going into my pocket? I love you and all but you know I am poor right?"

Elouise Orlav just stole $46.00 from you!
Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
You really need to talk to Jameson about this...
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
OMG. Baby stuff does not come from PetCo.
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
No, Elouise. No.
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
You don't need anymore animals.
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
There's no popcorn left. Do you want me to go out and restock before I come up?
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Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
Okay, alright. Anything for the new wife, right?
Want me to pick something up on the way over?
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
I'm slow, okay? I'm a terrible Netflixer.
I can't watch that movie in the company of others because I cry like a lil b*tch. Heh.
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
I'll get back to you in like, 3 months.
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
Who or what is Melinda May?
Remi Rose 02/06/17
Jameson Orlav 02/06/17 Jameson vacates the confines of his office, the doors to their suite not too far away. It was a few floors up, but the hustle gave him time to consider what he assumed was genuine paranoia on his wife's part. Lately he had a hard time deciphering whether or not she was being serious in her worry and disposition.

He's exhausted.

But still, its his responsibility to keep her in a position of trust. She can't doubt him, and Jameson is nothing if not forthcoming.
Considerate. Solemn but well tempered. Faithful and undeserving of the need t be undermined.

Maybe he's starting to feel the pinch of offense. He tries his best to not let it piss him off completely.

"Elouise.." He came upon the room faster than he realized. Lost in thought on his way. The door is propped open as it often is during the day, but Jameson doesn't see his wife right away. "Where are you?"
Jameson Orlav 02/06/17 Elouise
I told you not to eat the taco meat in the fridge. I'm pretty sure its gone bad. You must be feeling sick and delusional, surely?
Noura Orlav 02/05/17 fjdslhg9rwjres
Say hello to my little friend.
Soleil Whitaker 02/05/17 Elouise Orlav
I found Fish. He's perfect, isn't he?
Mountain View
Autumn Dalca 02/05/17 Elouise
Um, no.
Winter Summers 02/05/17 Bestie
Bringing you back a present from London!
I just couldn't give her all the love I figured you wanted me to!
Yeah you guessed right! I'm bringing Summer home with me!
Prepare the order for that sh#t!
Jameson Orlav 02/05/17 Elouise
What are on about, El?
Lucius Dalca 02/04/17 With tip.
Its hard to say no the munnies. :D
Lucius Dalca 02/04/17 Note: Thanks for the tip! I always knew you would come around.. *wink emoji* You were successful in stealing $1,035.00 from Elouise Orlav.
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
Warrock-Whitaker orrrrr Whitaker-Warrock? I kinda like the first one.
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
I'll let you know as soon as I find the perfect dog!
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
Fish? Is that too weird?
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
Jameson, the 3 legged pitbull. I'll be sure to stop by all the animal shelters on the way home tonight!
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
..... are you sure?
Remi Rose 02/04/17 "Food besties are the best besties!"

Remi Rose 02/04/17
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
3 legged pitbull it is, then. What are we gonna name him?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Token Gay
We're not a different... species, or whatever. 🙄
Any reason it has to be 3-legged?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Lez-Not and Say We Did
Ixnay on the divorcing Jameson for you. And on the carabiners. What are those, even?
Lesbians do... normal things. Like, eat and drink and shop?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Not as cute as Jamouise
Ugh. Solelouise? Soh-lay-loh-weez. Yay or nay.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Except you love him. It's okay to admit it. I won't tell.
What, you plan on having people 'ship' us, Elouise?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I like them pretty and blonde? Is that the plot twist?
He married you, though. He must be a pretty big fan. ;)
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
You're getting warm with the girlfriend thing. I'd be ready and willing, but, alas, you have Jameson. And I'm becoming more certain that he's not my biggest fan.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I assure you, dear, that your ex-husband is not my... type.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Yes to Reba. No to single.
I mean, yes to single. No to meeting ex-hubby? Especially if you keep him in the basement.... c'mon.
Winter Summers 02/03/17 Elouise
Alright be good!
And I promise someday you, Summer and me will tear London down together.
I will be gone two days tops, take care of Whiskers for me?
He probably wont be any trouble always has his head up Jason's cats ass. I don't exactly understand it.
Winter Summers 02/03/17 Elouise
You serious?
My apartment is trash, the floor is about to give in the bathroom I don't think it's a safe place for a pregnant woman.
Winter Summers 02/03/17 Waifu
Going back to London for a few days, forgot some stuff at my apartment there! Important stuff I simply MUST have!
I'll be back before you know it honest!
Try not to miss me too much beautiful!
Remi Rose 02/03/17 Couldn't keep her cool. It was done at Mexican food. Remi gently reaches around the woman and gives her a hug, squeezing a bit as if she didn't want to let go. There were no words. None. She did let go, eventually. Straightening out Elouise a bit. Her hair, clothing and all without getting too close.

"It's nice to meet you, Elouise. I'm Remi Rose. Sorry for all of.. that."

Remi Rose 02/03/17 "How do you feel about Chinese? Sometimes I have to be baked to eat at Pizza Hut and ditto on Papa John's. Gross." Wrinkles up her face in disgust.

Then she heard that magical name of that magical place..

"Pizza and games, together? Uhh..Hells yeah! I'm a regular there." Says in a snooty way.

Jason Reindhart 02/03/17 Elouise
Remi Rose 02/03/17 Mimics Elouise's expression. It was like that moment, you felt you just met your soulmate but before she grew too excited, she'd have to know more..

"Just Domino's or are there others?" Somethings just need to be answered. She -loved- pizza but there was always other takeout joints. Seemed as if no one around this Realm ate.

Remi Rose 02/03/17 "Really?.. Dang, I could of used your help last night. You realize no one around here knows the number to Domino's? You'd think that would be a crime.."

Had found Michael, though. He -showed- her where it was. Otherwise she would be a pitiful mess of red on the floor right about now.

Remi Rose 02/03/17 "Thank you! So very nice of you."
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Your call. I'm so into Vegas, so lemme know!
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
So maybe, rain check on Vegas???
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I can always buy you one when we get there....?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Jameson says you should text him before we leave. Or else. 😶
Did you find you t-shirt yet?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Alright. Okay. I'm an enabler. I accept any and all consequences of allowing this to happen.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Are you suuuuuuuuure? I'm just the new girl, and I'm not sure your husband likes me very much.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Wait. Seriously? Boyz II Men?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Dbl Text Elouise Orlav
Did you know that Boyz II Men are playing a show in Vegas this weekend?
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 Hmmmmm..
Are you sure? Isn't it still the size of a peanut?
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 *raises a brow*
Oh? They stuck a big ol' needle down inside of your belly? How did that work for you?
*slowly snakes arms around*
What else did they say?
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 *leans back in chair, kicking feet up onto desk*
That's going to cut into her dog walking money. Hope she didn't spend all those ones.
*half smirk*
*pats lap*
Tell me your news.
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 Elouise
I'm with the dogs in the office.
Where tf is Claire????
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Let me know when to start packing.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Hey! Hey! It wasn't that bad.
Nevada, Arizona. Both in one trip pls?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Can we go see the Hoover Dam too?
It's supposed to be pretty damn amazing.
Puns. Hah.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Sorry sorry sorry.
Just tough to gamble with no money. Feel?
Also, fck yes to Vegas.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I've never gambled... pls don't judge me.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
I'm game. I'll go online and see what kinds of shows they have, too.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
I'll try not to.
Blackjack is more my flavour.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
Vegas. No literal burning down. It's an expression.
I haven't been to many cities in America.
Autumn Dalca 02/02/17 Elouise
I've never been. Have you?
Let's burn it down! Not literally. Explaining that might be a challenge...
Autumn Dalca 02/02/17 Elouise
Moscow isn't that bad. Just f*cking cold.
Lucius is from Romania, but I'm off to visit someone else. I'm looking forward do it!
Autumn Dalca 02/02/17 ♡♡♡
Miss you!
London is fine, but I'm packing yet again. Off to Romania this time.
How are you?
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
[video message rec'd]
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
Your feelings are absolutely fine.
You're the furthest thing from neglected.
You'll survive the inconvenience. You're
going to have to.
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
Yeah, it matters. Unless there's an emergency you can't just snap your fingers and summon me.
I'm in the middle of something. I'll be home soon.
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
Is the club house on fire?
I'll be home in a little while.
Ella Donovan 02/02/17

~+Ella knew that Jameson must have had fangirls. A man like that, why wouldn't he? She was about to join the club. When the woman that had greeted her mentioned it was her husband. Unable to stifle the hearty laughter pours from her lips.~+

'' Wife? Hm. Alright. Two can play that. I'm sure if he was your ~+air quotes 'husband'~+ He wouldn't have ditched you so quickly. Violence doesn't solve marriage problems, but don't worry. I do. ''
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 Okay, I don't have a large collection, but I do have a onesie with dogs on it.
-pulls out phone and hands it over, grinning-
I'll get right on that. 3 slides, 5 max. Everything comes down to booze, dogs, and music.
Ella Donovan 02/02/17

~+Ella had been preoccupied checking out the man that had greeted her to this place first. Bright optics turn towards Elouise with a friendly smile. One hand lifted from her side to start fanning her rosy cheeks.~+

''Hello. Thank you for the welcome. Did you see that handsome man? A girl must wonder how I can get his number. ''
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 What makes you think that I don't already have a large collection of patterned onesies?
-puts hands on hips, pouting-
Don't you know me at all?
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -makes a face-
He's certainly a keeper if he cleans up vomit.
-starts to wag finger-
There's no loss of pride in wearing a onesie, though.
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -claps hands together-
Ohmygod, Elouise, that's so cute! You're so cute! You really love him, huh?
Cute butts are always a plus, too.
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 Husbands. Mhm.
And not only because he lets you use his credit card?
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Eloois
Whatevr. Going to ton with nOoura. 👋😃
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -makes mental note of 'husband' comment-
Babies are great, though. No?
They're cute and chubby and they look dumb while trying to do things.
-starts laughing-
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -shifty eyes-
I plead the fifth. I just don't feel like, you know, creating a riff.
-wags a finger-
A sip, Elouise. Your dud baby will be on my head if you drink too much. And you wouldn't want to do that to me, would you?
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -shoves hands into pockets-
As flattered as I am, my dear, already married women aren't really my...
But, about the champagne? I'll cut you off at a sip. Deal?
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -chuckles and rubs hands together-
Do your worst. I'm a closet masochist. Ah well, maybe not so closeted anymore.
-saunters around liquor store-
Maybe we should get a bottle of bubbly to celebrate?
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -prods gently-
Us? Because that's not totally sus at all. Is your husband...
Ah, f*ck it.
-shrugs again-
Where do I sign up?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -takes a step back-
Kool-Aid? Sounds pretty Jim Jones-esque, if you ask me.
I'm all for it. And if I die, heh. I guess sh*t happens. Answer me this, though. What's the contract all about?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 What about...
-pauses dramatically-
Costa Rica?
Maybe not so into the whole pet thing. But, I'd be more than willing to be friends. And I'm tougher than you think.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 But, the beaches! And the sun! And the booooooooze.
-suppresses the urge to whine-
-huffs instead-
What about sloths? Are they of any interest to you?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -pulls up Safari on phone-
Wikipedia says that lemurs only live in Madagascar.
I think we're only going to find fish and stuff in Cabo. And maybe some birds. But, no lemurs, unfortunately.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -points to head-
Bleached. I've been a faux blonde for a while now. How does it go?
-hums while pretending to think-
Blondes have more fun.
And yes to the sombreros. And to the monkeys, I suppose? I've never been to Cabo.
Jameson Orlav 02/01/17 Elouise Wait until I get home.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -places hand over heart-
No, no. If you insist, I will sacrifice my sobriety for the safety of you and your baby!
-smiles widely-
Blondes look out for other blondes. Or, artificial blondes, in my case.
Jameson Orlav 02/01/17 Elouise
Excuse me? Leaving for a little while? And you don't think that's something you should discuss with me first?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 Let's, uhm...
-shuffles about and coughs, nervously-
Maybe stick with the casual wine night, first. You know, before you go inviting strangers who remind you of Mary J. Blige to go to Cabo San wherever with you.
-dreams about lounging on the beach-
Although, sun and sand might do me some good.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 Hey, you said it. Not me.
-laughs, then pats shoulder-
There, there. We'll have you picking wines like a pro in no time. My mother always said Cabernet Sauvignon goes well with cake and cookies, but not cheesecake. Apparently, she thought it was sacrilege to pair cheesecake with a red wine.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -rolls eyes-
Men are stupid.
-bites lip-
Most men are stupid. I'm sure your husband is a very intelligent fellow. Anyways.
Chardonnay is white, my dear. And if we're talking white wine, I'd recommend a Pinot Grigio or perhaps a Moscato, if you have a sweet tooth.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -feigns shock, eyes wide-
Soulmate? Now what would your husband think?
-looks around-
Merlot is too... basic. Zinfandel, maybe. White Zinfandel is wonderful, anyways. But, let's stick to a sweet, red wine.
For health reasons.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 Puh-lease. One glass is a sampling.
-tilts head-
Wine in a sippy cup, huh? Odd, but I could get behind it. Hows about we do a bring your own bottle night? Tonight? Like, now?
Is there a liquor store nearby?
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -shakes hand-
Soleil Whitaker. Pleasure.
You might've just made an offer I can't refuse. What kind of wine are you sampling tonight? Oh, and I swear I'd never judge you even if there was cheese dust on your fingers.
-crosses heart-
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 Didn't you hear? I'm the second coming.
-puts hands out, palms facing upwards-
I see you're a woman with priorities, and I'm sure Cheetos and red wine make a wonderful combination. You've got all the flavor profiles covered.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -snorts at the use of 'hangry'-
I'm starting to think I may be miraculously pregnant. Hangry wino, you know?
-raises a brow, skeptically-
The only joy? Really? And how many studies is a few studies, exactly?
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 I'm not pregnant, but I get angry sometimes too.
-grins wilily-
And I always have a passion for wine.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -squints back-
Does that happen often?
-clears throat-
The Middlebrooks thing, I mean?
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 WAIT. Is it the haircut?
Jason Reindhart 01/22/17 My Love!
I'm bringing bags of gummy bears with me!
Jason Reindhart 01/22/17 Girlsaywhat?!
Is he butting in on my snuggle time?!
He can stay in the laundry room.
Jason Reindhart 01/22/17 Elouise
Gurl I didn't know that was your plan!
So you wanted him to be your man servant for laundry?
Camille Hammond 01/22/17
Excuse me, b-tch?
Winter Summers 01/21/17 Elouise You are so lucky I love snuggles!
I will grow a beard! The BEST beard in all the land!
Winter Summers 01/21/17 Elouise
Jason told me today that there are vacant rooms in this joint and you stuck me in the laundry room!?
That is cold! Like ice cold!
More importantly does every man have facial hair around here?
Should I grow a beard?
Think I'd look good?
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
I guarantee she will be jealous!
She will be SO jealous she comes running back here!
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
Send her pictures and everything!
Show her what she is missing!
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
Is there nothing this man doesn't do!?
Though honestly been thinking living in the laundry room isn't ideal
Gonna have to cancel my move I think
Summer S Summers 01/20/17 Eloui$e
Yes my last name is Summers, but I want to add the dollar sign!
It was funnier last night. I got my hands on this strain called Funky Chicken annndddd it makes things very silly. I'll share many more months till those babies come down the chute?
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 *snickers*

Have fuuuunnnn!
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
Er, no. I don't think there is.
Nor would I know anything about husbands, since I've never been married.
You could always use a surrogate to carry the baby next time, but I think there was recently a really f*cking creepy movie about that.
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
I'll be in the Laundry room if you need me!
Where is that exactly?
Also probably not gonna live here all the time romance novels can only keep me entertained for so long!
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
Aye, it's normal. Just don't take it to extremes like my parents.
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
Eventually. Because we all die sooner or later.
For the last time, you cannot get pregnant if you're already pregnant. You might have twins or whatever but that's completely different.
And aye, I've seen your husband. Most of him, thanks to you.
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
Maybe you should stop having sex, then. Otherwise you'll get pregnant until you explode!
She can be a doctor if she wants to.
Summer S Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
Of Course it exists. We have sisters that are twins. So why can't there be double pregnancies? OMG I should be a doctor. If I do, I have to change my last name to $ummers. Dr. $ummers has a ring, yea?
Wait, you're married to a doctor. But is he like, a double pregnant doctor? Ehhhh I doubt it.
Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 -releases the snacks!-
-And cat who finds the highest place to lay down-
"Ah, yes, beer! I neeeeed!"
-forages for the beer-
"So how's the baby stuff coming along?"
Summer S Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
A BABY!!!!
I think I knew you were preggers. Congrats if I haven't said it! If have already...I mean it doubly. You're gonna be a fantastic mum, I just know it.
Mostly because you will know to reclaim your sanity by way of Tequila IVs. I'll have one ready.
Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 -gathers all the snacks-
-puts Jaegar into the onesie hood-
-moves quickly to Elouise's room-
"I got the goods, baaaaabe!"
Summer S Summers 01/19/17 Hot Blonde
'Purge this baby'- is that a euphemism for eating too many questionable street tacos? Jk there is no such thing as "too many" or "questionable" in regards to street tacos.
I have a punch card for the ER, so I look forward to it. I merely walk in and they strap an IV to my ass.
Not literally my ass. I mean sometimes. You know what, nevermind.
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
And let us not forget my three brothers!
We are like an army!
And do I REALLY have to ask her?
Oh that's right we have a baby on deck!
I am great with kids! As long as they aren't doing gross things.
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Future New Roomie Buddy
Which sister? I have five of them.
Or at least five I know of probably have more.
Laundry room? Perfect! Just take my clothes off and slap them right in to get cleaned! What more could I ask for!
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
A Donkey? More importantly a sister? She as good looking as him or am I setting myself up for disappointment here?
I'll just live under a bed, or in a closet!
I swear I wont bring any dates home!
I wont try and sleep with anyone either!
Am I selling this at all?
Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 YaGurl
Already ahead of you, I got it on!
I'll bring snacks. Any requests?
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise Wait wait you have cats, dogs, and a smexy husband? I'm just gonna come live with you!
Wont even notice me I swear!
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
He is very handsome! It is a great smile rivals mine! And that dear is saying something! I have a cat! Very non lethal, seriously he watches mice run around my apartment.
Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 Blonde and Dangerous

Yes, yes, and yes. I'm so boooooored. Can I bring my cat?
He loves Godzilla.
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 *looks up at, slowly shoves a dorito into his mouth*
*chews, swallows*
Who said we're only having one? I thought we would discuss it at a later date..
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 ???Wife
Just so we're clear, you're not in charge of game time..
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
And then you'll go psycho hose beast. Let's not.
You might like it. Never know.
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
Aye. Those things, all of those things, don't do them with your children.
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise are you still alive?
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
I think it's pretty safe to say, aye.
Camille Hammond 01/19/17 So are you???
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 Why are you the biggest nerd ever?
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
I'll take your word for it.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 *ponders forwarding all messages to Jameson*

I honestly don't get the hashtag thing either. I'm not that savvy on social media.
Why are you telling me this? Are you going to send more semi naked video or pictures? That is NOT a request.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Of course not. You are amazing and beautiful.
Also, there's nothing wrong with loving the man you married. It's actually a good thing, and he's crazy about you. I'm happy for you.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouse
Adorable. You should use a picture of you both and put "WORLD'S BEST HUSBAND" across the top of it. Make sure it's bright pink and don't forget to order one in his size.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Cuddle carefully. You know, most women wouldn't complain about that sort of thing.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
He does look good shirtless. I'll give him that. Hell, I'll even admit it to him. Of course, he's going to ask how I know...
Thank you, lovey. I mean that. Seems like every time I leave, more crazy happens.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
It's good for you and Jameson to spend time together.
Escaping from everyone sounds like an amazing idea right now.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Gray would be f*cking pissed if I burned down the building, though I'm sure he's got it insured. Ugh. Maybe I'll go back to the States to avoid these wankers...
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
You would likely find it funny. I sure as f*ck don't. The first five minutes, maybe. Done now.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
No, it isn't a thing. Unless you're having twins but that's not the same as getting pregnant again while you're still pregnant.
Aye, we've had this discussion before.
No, stay in Moscow. Spring's idea of funny and mine differ greatly.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Aye, he is. You're a lucky lass.
Trying to sort out a small issue here.
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
You are like my hero right now!
I only speak the truth honey bun! And really? I will have to go shopping for warmer clothes before I come back!
And I love dogs! Plus you will be there! Who needs drugs!
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
Really he wont? Cause I've wanted to meet him but I hear he does things to vampires not fun things either!
Oh of course! You are like the best! Give me free drugs, hot chocolate AND played with puppies!
You are the bomb like tic tic tic baby girl.
Is that weird I called you that? Feel free to tell me if so.
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
Oh my gosh I am so glad to hear that! I would be kinda sad if I only had my family and my cat. I'm not lonely though I got me! I rated you an 8.5 it would have been higher but I feared Autumn would tell your hubby and he scares me.
Just between us if you weren't a married woman I would take you in a manly fashion. That's how pretty you are.
Also I only do three women a year so take that into count.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
We are friends right? I mean I was trying to explain to Autumn that you can rate your friends hotness and then it dawned on me. I don't really have any friends but I thought of you. And I mean I DID rate you. But I'm not exactly sure if we are friends hence the point of this message! Also hey gurl hey!
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 Allowing his fingers to lace within her own, Jameson grasps at her hands, allowing little space between them as rapid blinks accompany a disarming smile.
"The past isn't going anywhere. But without it, you wouldn't be here with me, at all. You most certainly wouldn't have the best looking husband in the northern hemisphere."

A toothy grin flashes, and the man wills the conversation into whatever direction she's steering it. Away from the agitation, and away from her displeasure. It sparks a few notes to Jameson's mind, but those would come to light at a later date.

"Just remain present. No one is going to take you from me. They can't, because I'll kill them." Sure, he's smiling, but he's not fvcking joking, "I promise to protect you from your past, okay? Just one of the many services I'm happy to offer, knéznâ."
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 He's leaning back against the counter, arms crossed loosely over his chest while Elouise pulls away, beginning through her paces as she goes on about her 'mother'. Jameson remains mostly silent as she explains about the phone call, and the things the woman said to her; about her father and his 'shame'; about the hold these things have solidified against the mental health of his other half. If it p!sses him off, its not written against the plains of his face. The man remains sober in expression. As hard as it is.

It fvcking infuriates him.

Against the depths of her aggravation he finally speaks out, head c-cked slightly to the side, "I think you're forgetting something, here." There's one brow raised over his piercing stare, "This isn't your life to fvck up, El. You're not Elouise Warrock, some little girl living in Buffalo. You're half of a team, here."

Jameson straightens up, expression softening just a little. "Those people want you to fail. But here, you can't. There are too many people here who love you."

Is he talking about The Order? Yes, definitely. She is the other half of their leadership. The bright personality that keeps them in check while Jameson pushes paper and slices through still beating hearts. There is more for her here than there has every been in that god awful fvcking New York.

"You should leave Moscow whenever you like. Explore and be happy, but El, I'm actually begging you here.." His hands come together in front of his face before they shake lightly in her direction, "Don't believe her. Please."
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 Elouise tilts her head back and takes a peek up at the bearded man, his chocolate gaze meeting hers somewhere in the middle. Gently, the edge of his finger slides just beneath her chin, tipping her head so that when he greets her lips with his own, there are no uncomfortable angles.

"I'm not getting rid of you. Ever. Life who need to pry you from my cold, dead, fingers." His fingers falter, but find the soft tangles of her blonde hair, curling into them and resting against the curve of her neck. "Whomever thinks those things of you either doesn't know you, or is immensely jealous of you."

Somehow, Jameson manages to hide the snarl that threatens his facade when Elouise drops the 'T' word.

"You're perfect, do you understand?"
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 Jameson raises a brow, partially perplexed by the inquiry set before him. Elouise hands the sandwich back, which is entirely out of character for her. His wife is dwelling on a past conversation, one that he wouldn't have considered serious or pressing. Its more than obvious that its troubling her.

"Ellie," The doctor takes the sandwich from her hand and places it back against the counter. His hands find her forearms, gliding easily over her skin as he tugs her forward, "I do not think you're horrible. We were joking. That's a thing we still do, right?"

He peeks down at her, lips perked at the corners in a reassuring grin, "Do you think I'd be building an Orlavian empire with someone who was terrible?" Jameson laughs, a small tug pulling her against his chest as he presses a kiss against the top of her head.

"What's gotten into you, anyway?"
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 *frowns*
*gazes longingly at sandwich*
Why are you sad, babe?
*low key reaches for food*
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 *oblivious*
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
You keep adding to this little job of yours, missy.
Of course I'll come back.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
I adore you but he's getting into a whole new level of crazy. I need to make sure no one disfigures or kills him.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
I complimented him on his choice of knickers.
I do have to go back to London today. An old friend has made an appearance.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Err... I don't think it quite works that way.
I'm keeping this. Might come in handy down the road.
Camille Hammond 01/17/17 What the ****, Elouise.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 Uhhhhh
No, you're wonderful. Like, um. Sunshine on a cloudy day?
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *laughs*
*feeds Pringle and coils around*
Of course you are, you idiot. You know that.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *waves Pringle*
Am I your favorite thing? What about Susan?
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *clicks his tongue and narrows his eyes*
Of course you can go clubbing. You just can't drink. Or do drugs. Or smoke cigarettes. Or try and recruit anyone else into this marriage. You know, all of your favorite things.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *deadpan stare*
*shrugs, shoves a Pringle in his mouth*
I'll stop, no worries!
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
I know I am.
You love me, anyway.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
HAHAHA. Omg. That's awesome. Good job.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 Elouise, you know what sexting is.
*leans in, whispers coherently*
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
But there's so much knowledge to be found.
I guess if your husband doesn't want to tell you, you don't need to know.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 Wifeproblems
Bring your pregnant ass here and I'll feed you. Stop trying to get pictures of Autumn's hidden tattoos, I don't think she's interested.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Nope. Ask Jameson.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Ace. Now stop trying to get me laid.
Guess that means another shopping excursion.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
You can bloody have fun at a dance club. And f*cking dance, you tramp.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
JFC. No strip clubs! Honestly...
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Oh, I'm sure Jameson would appreciate shirtless men rubbing on his wife.
I don't even want shirtless men. I just want to dance.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Go get food. You have a kitchen.
Where is there a good club here?
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Autumn gives Elouise a pointed stare. "You enjoy shenanigans, blondie. No doubt that's how we ended up friends."

Sighing, she leans back and offers a weak smile. "Don't mind me. I'm naturally suspicious and feeling a bit grumpy. I'd be happy to deliver the gift to your dad."
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 "Probably?" One of Autumn's shapely brows bounce. "That implies it might not. I've no desire to be felt up by those worthless f*cks. You may not be crazy but you have a history of questionable practices, so out with it."
Gray Taylor 01/16/17
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 "Wouldn't blame him if he did. You're a f*cking pain." She grins before making a kissy face.

What the hell is with kidnapping lately? Both of them, honestly...

Autumn plops down on the edge of the bed and crosses her legs, leaning crossed arms onto her knee. "Light kidnapping. That's lovely. Define 'light' and who, exactly, are you looking to kidnap?"
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 The redhead snaps her teeth at the patting hand, and then falls into (shorter) step beside Elouise as she takes them through the complex. It isn't as if Autumn hasn't been there before but no reason to point that out.

"Hah. It's because I'm not Jameson that I have to do exactly nothing and, unlike him, am free to leave whenever I please." She gives her friend's side a poke.

Spotting the pictures, Autumn snorts. "How thoughtful... So, what is it you're wanting me to do in London?"
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Waiting, Autumn hums to herself, backside hitched on the arm of a random chair. Lucky Elouise, she has a tendency to be impulsive, and doesn't mind venturing off at a moment's notice.

The corners of her lips twitch upon seeing the slightly rumpled state of her friend. "So grumpy. First, I'm not Jameson. He's got nothing on me. Second, I flew my arse all the way here. So coming down isn't much to ask."

She's grateful for the support of the chair, lest the blonde bowl her over. "Good to see you, too." Slender arms return the hug, a soft chuckle escaping.
Jameson Orlav 01/12/17
Jameson Orlav 01/12/17 *dramatic, distant stare*
*flexes beneath shirt*
*rolls into big, 'where's the beach' movement*
*grins, scoops her up, tosses over his shoulder*
Lunch, woman, we must feast to celebrate!
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Not whenever you want, you turd.
Why you always want to take advantage of me?
*sniffles, fake tears*
You just want me for my body..
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 *scoffs*
I'm literally always flirting with you. You only ever notice when food is involved.
*strips off stethoscope, flings across the room*
Tres offense.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 *shakes head*
*chokes down last bit of pop tart*
Nope, still not a booty call.
*half smirk, shakes stethoscope at*
Good thing I just had groceries brought in. As if your own husband didn't know what to stock the cupboards with
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 I am not a booty call, you nerd.
*swipes pop-tart*
I'm your husband. This whole benefits thing is kind of written into the contract.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 *bursts in, dressed to the nines in his lab coat, black framed glasses and a stethoscope*
*probably has a scalpel in his pocket just in case*
I'm here!
*gasps for air*
Your wish.. Is my.. Command.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 El
What? Why? ..What did you do?
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 [Sm]Ellie
Yes, bbygirl?
Jameson Orlav 01/10/17 Mistress
Its because he can shoot the legs off a flea from 200 yards away.

I'll take him in a mother fvcking rumble, any day.

Now come upstairs I need you to spot me.
[Video Rec'd]
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 WifeSimmons
You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time.
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 *pauses Netflix*
*grabs phone*
Le Babe
I'm not strong enough to live in a world without you in it.
Jameson Orlav 01/01/17 It takes only Elouise's entrance into the room for Jameson to forgo the rest of his work. She finds his lap, curling up easily as she always had. But before he fulfils his duty in the exchange of words, he pulls himself away if only slightly, fingers tucking behind the dip of her neck and thumbs pressing her chin to tip her head in the direction of his own.

And then he attacks. His lips to hers, taking his new year kiss late, but in its entirety.

"Babe.." He grins, words spoken against her lips, "I missed you."
Jameson Orlav 01/01/17 Happy new year, Potato Rambo Orlav.💙
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 The Cult
Look who I saved from 2016! Say hello to Karen. She's bunking with Cheech and Chong.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 😍babekins
Why can't I find you?
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 [New Snapchat]
He's a diabetic.
Autumn Dalca 12/31/16 Elouise
Happy New Year to you as well.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Elouise
I'll be at the gate. You know I will.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Group: Order
[Snapchat Sent]

We r walrus.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 Ellie
Tomorrow? Really? Promise? 😌
Noura Orlav 12/30/16 Jameson's Cult
I love your work, Mom.
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 wifey
You're right. How's he going to learn manners if he's dead? I'll just cut off his toes. 👍👌❤
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 wifey
..She did what? I'm going to kill her. She can't just fvcking leave you somewhere. I'll kill that kid, too.
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 ❤wifelife❤
Me. Come home soon.
Or I'll come to you.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Suga'plum
Just give me a good reason.
Good reason.
... And an alibi.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 das babe
You'll come home a widow. I just choked and died.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Ellie
[video sent]
Noura Orlav 12/29/16 [New Snapchat]
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Bbygrl
I'm wearing all of them until you get back. My suits aren't even pressed. :(
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 HelloNurse
...The pikachu onesie you got me for Christmas.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Ellie
No. It's quiet. The bed is cold. The cats miss you. Not more than I do, though.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 El
Oh, you gotta problem? Is my concern bothering you? Good to know.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Ellie Smelly On average, how often does Zheis bother you when I'm not around? Be honest.
Caitlyn Darrow 12/29/16 *yips*
Stop touching my butt!
Noura Orlav 12/28/16 Glancing at her phone once the message comes through, Noura lets out a huff of frustration before very bluntly responding.

I don't think Jameson would fault me for wanting a little bit of time.
Noura Orlav 12/28/16 Noura glances at her phone, still reeling and thinking over Christmas. The name that pops up causes her to pause, looking over the message cautiously. She'd told Jameson to ensure her number had been lost. Whatever. It'll be fine. She can handle this.

I'm not really sure I'm ready to see you just yet.
Winter Summers 12/28/16 Winter's mind filled with the wonderful thoughts of going to a bar with Elouise and his two sisters. This could be a very dangerous group! And the fun they would have! It would never end! Unless of course they ended up in jail! But one of them would have to have a bail guy!

"Yes yes of course next time! I mean we may have to wait a bit more than next time." Eyes her stomach. "That is of course if what the paper says is true congrats by the way! I mean then again my parents were on hard drugs when all the Summers were born and we turned out just fine! Not to mention we are all gorgeous I mean have you seen us! Maybe that's the key to making beautiful children! Shhh! We must keep this ultra hush hush."

Peeps left then right. "The world would be full of beautiful people if this gets out! And really who would want that? I'd get outshined!" Just the thought was horrifying to poor Winter!
Winter Summers 12/28/16 Wondering the streets of Moscow, regretting coming to this oh so very cold place without proper attire. Passes a familiar blonde, doubles back and flashes her a charming smile "Well Elouise hello! So nice to see you when I am not so VERY high." Shudders at the flashback.

"Anywho since I have you an goodness knows when I shall see you again. I wanted to thank you for taking care of me when I was in such a state! So since I happen to owe you." Whips out a card with his name and phone number printed on it. "If you ever are having a bad high or whatever you want to use my number for just give me a buzz or a text. I shall be there as fast as I can. A Summers always pays their debts" Shakes his head then. "No that's a lie I stole that line from somewhere not important however!"
Autumn Dalca 12/28/16 "You need to be telling your husband that, love, not me, though I am glad you're willing to talk to me about it," she softens the rebuke with her gratitude. Elouise may not be all there, or entirely reliable, but she's still a friend.

Leaning over, Autumn gives the other woman's cheek a kiss. There is nothing beyond a platonic relationship implied in the gesture. It's meant for affection and comfort.

"Indeed you will. Go on home and fix things. I know he adores you, and you him. You've had time to think and cool down. Off with you." Knocking back the rest of her Johnnie, Autumn winks and flashes a cheeky grin. "I promise not to take it personally."
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Autumn gives a delicate snort, two streams of smoke puffing out her nostrils. "I'm learning it's when you aren't looking, and are least expecting, is when it happens." Case in point: Gray.

A brief shadow flickers across her face. She understands the panic. She's been steadfastly ignoring it.

"Love is a scary prospect," the woman says lowly, gazing into what's left of the amber liquid in her glass. "It drives us to do things we otherwise wouldn't. To love is to have something, someone, to lose. You make yourself vulnerable to them," Autumn murmurs.

"It's easier not to give a f*ck. Less complicated." She rolls her shoulders, taking a deep breath, and smiles again. "All newborns look like aliens, but I think once yours gets past that stage, it will be adorable. How could it not be?"
Jameson Orlav 12/27/16 Jameson raises a brow as she bursts in, storms brewing in his dark eyes.

"Ultimatum? No. I'm giving you a choice. This has gone too far. We have worked too hard and come too far for this sh!t to be the thing that's tripping everyone the fvck up." His closed fists come down hard against the table as he stands, his jaw tight with anger. "You know you are not disposable Elouise, so knock that sh!t off. Noura isn't going anywhere. She's made that clear, and I'm not going to make her go. Are you going to support me on this?"

His jaw clicks back and forth, eyes flickering to her. His composure remains strong; gruff. But he is dreading half possible outcome.
Jameson Orlav 12/27/16 Elouise
I'm glad you don't think so, as those feelings would be wildly misconstrued. There's nothing funny or cute about this. Its time to buck up. Both of you. And you're either both on board or I'm not dealing with this sh!t anymore.
Jameson Orlav 12/27/16 Elouise You can't even kick that high. And you're not going anywhere.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Autumn nods. She is not the type to nag. She makes a statement and leaves it up to whomever the words are directed at take them as they will. Elouise is no exception to this.

A faint, answering smile curls her lips. "It's amazing how easily another person can become your entire world, isn't it?"

The hand holding the smoke closes around the glass and brings it to her lips. Proper sips this time, savoring the scotch the way it should be.

"I'm glad you messaged me. If you do ever need a place to escape for a little while, you're always welcome at my house. It's big but just me and Maddie." The smile broadens.

Elouise is one of the few people outside her siblings Autumn considers to be a friend.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 "Would you? What if the next time you shot and killed Jameson on accident? There is always the possibility of collateral damage, Elouise, and that is something you need to consider."

Autumn digs around in a pocket and produces a cigarette and a zippo. The smoke is lit quickly and zippo slipped back into its place.

"But... You have every right to protect your child. I wouldn't have tried. The b*tch would be dead. What came over you is your mothering instinct to protect. Which some lack..." Namely, her parents.

After taking a drag, Autumn nibbles at her lower lip. "I take it you aren't planning on going back to Moscow, for now. Do you need a place to stay?" This is said with more softness than previously.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Autumn takes another, smaller drink. For some reason, chances are poor Johnnie will be suffering much abuse tonight. She'll apologize later.

"I should hope you didn't intend to shoot Jameson," she snorts. "I'm assuming it isn't anything serious, otherwise you wouldn't be here. You'd still be there."

Shapely brows furrow. "Why is it you tried to kill Noura? Noura is... Who, exactly? I don't believe everything I read."

Nevermind she's on the war path for a man who had relations with one of her sisters. But that's different.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Even at this hour, there is a crowd, and it makes hearing Elouise's mumbles difficult, despite Autumn's sharp ears. That's fine. Instead, she takes the opportunity to examine the obviously exhausted woman.

Autumn knows the feeling. The waiter comes and goes, leaving her Johnnie.

"...and I shot my husband."

Hold up. Halt. Nope. Doesn't know that feeling.

Autumn blinks slowly, processing. Swirls the amber liquid around in her glass. Takes a hearty swig - Not typical - One does not abuse Johnnie Blue. Except when one's friend just confesses to shooting their husband.

"I'm sorry, what? What the hell happened, Elouise? Everything. Slowly."
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Elouise
Half a glass. Any more than that and I will dump it over your head, clear? Be there soon.

No later than thirty minutes later, Autumn is pushing her way through the door of the Bluebird, jade eyes in search of a certain head of blonde hair.

Once spotted, she threads through the crowd toward Elouise. The lack of Jameson's presence is well noted. Interesting. She's rather surprised the good doctor allowed his pregnant wife to venture without him... assuming he had a choice in the matter. The plot thickens.

Plopping down next to her friend, she first orders a Johnnie Walker Blue, then shifts her attention. "Alright, then. Spill."
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Elouise
Apps on phones these days are amazing. I'm on the way. Tell me where you are. Non-alcoholic beverages for you.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Elouise
Lovely, as always.
...are you London?
Summer S Summers 12/27/16 Elouise
How soon can you be in Vegas? At The Graceland Wedding Chapel, we can have Elvis give us away. It's just a hundred bones extra. #worthit #dontaskhowIknow
Autumn Dalca 12/25/16 Elouise
It's entirely my pleasure.
Merry Christmas to you, too.
Autumn Dalca 12/25/16 (sent to Jameson and Elouise)

A late night knock on the door and one last package to accompany it. It's still Christmas so technically counts. The label indicates Jameson and Elouise's names.

Inside the plain 'shipping' box, there is a smaller, neatly wrapped gift. A hand written tag is attached to it, which reads:

To: Two Unlikely Friends
From: A Mutual Friend

Thank you both for your hospitality. I've enjoyed my time in Moscow and the opportunity to get to know you. You are welcome to come for a visit any time. Congratulations again. Here's a little something to get you started. Merry Christmas.


Upon opening they gift, they will find:

Jameson Orlav 12/25/16 Jameson had done his best to prepare for this day. In fact, the man had found it difficult to keep from going overboard. He saw Elouise virtually everywhere. In everything he enjoyed. Everything he found funny. All places where comfort and excitement lay, so did his wife. She truly had a hold on him.
He did not mind at all.

That being said, without even realizing, Jameson had manages to culminate a ridiculous stash of gifts - entirely his fault as he had failed to keep track of the things he had gotten her already. Mentally, he kicked himself, knowing that while Elouise had taken respite in the facade of loving to be showered in gifts and affection, the woman was far from materialistic. She (maybe) would have even been happy with something he had crafted specifically for her. Something special. Beautiful.

Beautiful, grand gestures would come later.
It is early, after all.

For now, the doctor is standing back, admiring his work in trucking far too many gifts beneath their ratty excuse for a Christmas tree. Moscow offered perfect forestry, but how would YOU like traipsing through the woods for a tree in the middle of winter?

Among the barrage of gifts, Elouise would find many simple things. Silk pillows. Body pillows. Big, fluffy nuisances that she could cuddle with during the day. He'd gone as far as placing small gemstoned-jewelry under there as well, though they were tasteful and not flashy as that was not Jameson's taste.

The man couldn't wait for Elouise to find them. He wanted her to feel thought of. To know that each specific instance in which he bought and wrapped her a gift, was just one of the hundreds times that he was considering her. As in all things he did.

"Elouise!" Jameson yells, assuming she was somewhere in the general facility. "Come in here, quick!"
Noura Orlav 12/25/16 Hyprocrite. Noura can see where the woman is coming from, but... "I'm happy for my brother."

There's that. Her murky eyes slide closed, body shifting and sliding upon the cushion on which she lays to gain optimal comfort. But the way she lays is careful, because Noura does not trust Elouise at all. She listens, body ready to spring into action should the blond decide to become ballsy. In the back of her mind, she wonders if it is even worth it.

"You should go," it is right about then that Noura decides, probably not. It wouldn't be the same.
Noura Orlav 12/25/16 Of all people, it has to be her. Noura would rather rot in her cell than owe a thing to the likes of Elouise. A cease fire had been called by her big brother, and it wasn't an impressive one on her end of the spectrum.


Gaze shifting away from the woman, she bunkers down upon her cot and stares up at the ceiling. The guards would set her free before morning, anyway.
Jason Reindhart 12/24/16 Wifey
I'm not? Why does everyone think I am?
Besides, I'm with Cassidy, remember? We are legit.
Jameson Orlav 12/24/16 *eyes up and down*
*grins a little*
*shakes head*
I got a text today. About Christmas. May have been a joke but.. We should discuss it.
*shakes phone at*
Jameson Orlav 12/24/16 Wife Life
Babe. Need your advice. Can you come by the office?
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 *snorts*
I'd say he deserves it after being assaulted twice with glitter.
*ruffles her hair, causing a glitter shower*
*sits down next to Elouise*
Plans for tonight?
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 ...that explains a lot.
*promptly begins to cackle*
Oh my God... I almost feel bad.
*gigglefits until her eyes water*
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 *gives an evil little laugh*
Merry Christmas, lass. Hold that thought...
*hops up and scuttles off*
*comes back*
*has the biggest grin*
Now Jameson is glittery, too!
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
Aye, you're hard on your toys. I promise not to eat your father. I'm rather picky about that sort of thing. By the way, open your door.

*is standing right on the other side*
*is sneaky like that*
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
That poor credit card suffers much abuse.
You'll have to come see me in London sometime.
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
You're such a sweetheart. I'll have to hop a flight back over to Moscow, but I don't mind at all.
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
Nah. That's experience. I don't remember the last time I paid for a drink.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 [video message]

Babe. You always look good.
Regardless, I'm on my way.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 Incubator
My chance? That was hardly any kind of chance. Seems like a set up. I'm not playing.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 www.ife
You mean a two piece instead of a onesie? Aww babe, you really do love me!
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 Wiffe
You're the most dramatic mashed potato I've ever met in my life
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 Wyfe
Excuse. That's my bed, preggers.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 SomeChick
New phone who dis
Autumn Dalca 12/20/16 Maybe BFF
Hiking Everest? Hell no! Moscow is cold e-f*cking-nough.
Autumn Dalca 12/20/16 Still B*tch
I'm finding a new BFF.
Autumn Dalca 12/20/16 B*tch
-_- I'm fun sized, damnit.
Jason Reindhart 12/20/16 FOOOOOOD
Lemme get my slippers on.
Jason Reindhart 12/20/16 What I do?
Wut? We got drinks? I get drinks with everyone?
She's not that bad. Can hold her liquor.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Where is he? Where are you?
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Good! I'm perfectly relaxed. Enjoying hot chocolate. It's delicious.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Jameson has more patience than I do. I swear now I'm going to start calling you Chewy and make Wookiee noises at you.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Autumn squints at the message on her phone and shakes her head before replying.

No, you can't get pregnant again once you're already pregnant. GO CLEAN UP AND PUT THOSE DAMN HEELS ON, WOMAN! Honestly... Do I need to come teach you?
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Trust me. Give it a try. You'll see. They also tend to get extremely territorial, so there is that. Have fun! Let me know how it goes.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Why not?! You're f*cking gorgeous. Own that sh*t. Besides, men are easily manipulated by a fantastic set of legs ending with sexy heels. Get it.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Jameson sent me a text about his credit card bill for our, erm, adventure. Woops? I told him to be thankful for the heels you got, though.
Jameson Orlav 12/19/16 Elouise is laying flat against the floor. It was a good thing she decided to speak up or he would have stepped right on her. Still, Jameson can't help but think that she seems a little off. Her insistence that he sit procures a loosely furrowed brow over his gaze. Its as though she's about to tell him that she has the plague. Or wants to.. leave him.

He shutters as his heart flutters, but he sits. Not flat against the floor, but with his legs crossed beneath him. Then, without warning, she presents her ailment to him. Simply, with no argument or stall. It makes sense to him now. Her anguish. Her mourning.


"El, you're.." Teeth grind blindly against his lip while he tries his hardest to digest, "Is this real? You really are?"

Jameson Orlav. Family man?

An energy begins to build inside of him, but it does not resemble anger, or bewilderment. He doesn't seem to be ill tempered or disappointed, but simply.. Happy. Happy as a grin spreads across his lips, lighting his eyes as the smile spreads over them. Jameson pounces, his limps wrapping around his wife, squeezing harder than he had realized as laughed into her hair.

"Fantastic! A baby. A baby? We're going to have a baby!"
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 No
It's a baby, not a dog! Keep it up and I won't have a drink for you! I'll just drink my own.
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 Elouise
...Maybe we need to talk names, too.
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 Elouise
I'm actually happy for you. Congratulations, lovey.
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 Elouise
I'm not married so don't know anything about that.
Why would I drink for both of us? You never turn down a... HOLD ON. Elouise, are you... you're not... right? Out with it!
Jameson Orlav 12/16/16 Again, he gets another alarming text from Elouise. While she promises no trickery, he can't help but wonder what was waiting for him on the other side of the cell phone. It was just their thing. Playful banter. Frivolous lies. It was all in good fun, usually. But Jameson doesn't jump right away. Instead, he sends a text back;
Be there soon.

And finishes up what he is working on, knowing that it won't take him very long. Numbers could always wait, but he's got so much meticulous work backed up on his desk. He would soon need to hire an assistant..

Soon, he finds his way to their suite. The door is open, as it often is during the day when they were around.

"Ellie?" Jameson pushes through the doorway, eyes searching the room for the blonde as he sheds his jacket. "Where are you? What's wrong?"
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 *growls*
You're out of control, you fiend!
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 ITDOESN'TMATTER.
*swats at*
*tries to fend off*
You can't have her. You're reformed.
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 *karate chops*
*is tackled over*
Son of a-
*is probably concussed*
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 Or, maybe Jamie takes the scotch, because Ellie isn't very big, and doesn't put up much of a fight.
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 Nancy? Who's Nancy?
What are you talking about?

*uber grin*
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16

You're joking, right?
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 [video message]

Sweetheart, I want to play a game.
Something important is hidden somewhere.. And you're going to want to find it before something happens.
Happy hunting.
Summer S Summers 12/15/16 Fellow Junk Food Junkie

Lookie what I found. Brace thyself, this sh-t is the t-ts. It is:
A donut
Sprinkled with Cheetoh crumbs
Filled with Mac 'n Cheese.

Just let that sink in.
And bury me in this when I die.

Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 His irritated chestnut glare follows her for mere seconds before his gaze hops to the newly revealed bottles. Some were unopened, while others dipped just below half, or only had a few sips left. Jameson blinks, hard, and then opts to take a few long strides in the direction of the desk. The man all but bumps her out of the way in his b-line for the goods, offering a pinched glance at her as he passed.

"You're all done with these, then?" The doctor grabs the first bottle he comes too- a bitter bout of offhand tequila. That mattered little as he pulled the cork and pressed the glass to his lips. Jameson takes a long pull, moving the bottle only as he takes a breath, diving back in for another gulp right away. With a nod, he replaces the wooden top.

And then he throws the bottle into the hallway, the thick glass smashing into pieces against the wall. Wasted liquor explodes over the floors and Jameson grins.

Then he does the same to the next one. This time, vodka. He would surely regret mixing his liquors, but that is what the reefer was for. So of course, without hesitation, he reaches for the contraption and the dope, moving away from Elouise as he shot around the corner.

"These are mine now, kid. Have fun cleaning this mess!"
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 Emergency? Jameson doesn't bother to reply or call. Immediately he grabs his jacket and leaves the confines of his office, haste carrying him through the halls as he makes his way to the Sanctuary's living quarters, namely the suite that the doctor and his wife shared.

The door is closed, and as Jameson approaches the handle, he notes the eerie quiet that greets him from this side of the hallway. Its suspicious, but he puts it out of his mind.. Until he swings the door open and is greeted by a complete and utter mess of (some of) his belongings. Ties hanging from the ceiling. Shoelaces demolished. His beautiful, expensive shoes lined neatly against their bed and filled with shaving cream.

His arms drop to his sides as he stands in the doorway, staring in awe.
"You son of a b!tch." He whispers, eyes wide and teeth gritted.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Wait,No!
I'm sorry, are you under the impression you are allowed to leave me in this freezing Hell? Nah. You're staying. And we are gonna eat junk food. And watch Jurassic Park. And be a happy, dysfunctional family.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Miracle of Life!
You'll get the fever at some point!
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
Having children is scary.
I would know.
Lucky for you I am a veteran father and when you do decide to pop one out, I will be prepared.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
If you push our masterpiece of a name, I will give you free velociraptor rides.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
I will hypnotize him with my body.
Like a cobra.
I will make him love our idea and not his idea of naming his child a boring, accountant name.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 CrazyBabe
That. Sounds...
I couldn't think of a better name myself. It's truly a masterpiece.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Forbidden Lover
Flamethrower JameJason Warrock-Orlav?
I will have my name be apart of this child's existence, this I swear.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Pretty Face
Whelp. Gotta challenge him to a duel.
Flamethrower Jason Orlav? It has a nice ring to it.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Bad Baby Namer
Husband #3?! Who is #2? I will challenge them to a duel.
You should just name the child Jason. Because that's a swell name for a girl or boy.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
You speak the truth! If we could all magically create a child with all of our amazing genes... that baby would probably be the most gorgeous, most powerful being to ever exist ever.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 *looks up, grins*
*pats lap*
Come here. Share those cheez-its, or no deal.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Sisterwife
I'm sure they're out playing in the snow or all sleeping infront of a fireplace.
Kind of a cute thought.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 Babe
Stop watching scary baby movies. Come here. I have a present.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Sisterwife
You treat me so good. Can I bring the fur baby?
He's especially clingy tonight.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 *wraps around*
*buries face against hair*
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 No.
*grabs at*
You're just.. Not, usually.
Is there a wrong answer here?
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 [text reply]
You. Are. A. Treasure. I'll make super strong jungle juice and disguise it as punch. Maybe some rum with a little bit of eggnog.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 *ducks and deflects*
AH. I don't know. I don't know?
You're being serious. I think. Are you?
Maybe I should be drunk
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 [text reply]
Awwwwww, how sweet! I heart you, too.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16

*laughs awkwardly*
*fumbles around*
*shifty eyes*
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 [text reply]
You love One? What?
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 -archs a brow-
"Babies, huh? Well, I can babysit for ya."
-gives a snort-
"His sister really isn't that bad. She denied my offer of tacos...but accepted my offer of alcohol."
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 [video image]
Camille Hammond 12/13/16 😡😡😡🔫
Camille Hammond 12/13/16 Where's your f-cking santa hat, Grinch?!
Camille Hammond 12/13/16 The uppity blonde doesn't even stalk around her prey. She's far too desperate. Days have passed without a single drop of sweet golden liquid to her lips. Cami needs satisfaction, and she would get it by any means necessary.
It juuuust so happened that Elouise was the first person she stumbled upon, and of course, she has no qualms about taking from the other (normally) drug induced, flaxen haired vixen.

"En garde!" Camille jabs the woman with her fingers, stabbing at a sensitive stretch of skin over her shoulder. With the other hand, she dips her fingers inside of her pocket and swipes the area clean of bills and coins. "I'd say good game, but you're a total loser in this instance." Cams waves around a fist full of bills and quarters, before she runs away.

You were successful in stealing $1,585.00 from Elouise Orlav.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 Jameson paces, outwardly distraught in his movements. His calloused fingers rub against the scruff that's grown freely over his usually clean-shaven jaw. It had been days since his face had seen a razor, and the hair begun to grow out of control. His tongue clicks continuously over the top of his mouth, and though he pauses every few steps to stop and look at his wife, words have not quite found their way to the tip of his tongue. Though somehow his eyes seem to tighten a little more with each step.

Eventually, the mans thoughts begin to clarify and he's able to string a sentence together without completely losing his temper.

"You've got to stop." His arms fly from his hips, fingers all pointed in the direction of Elouise as she sat. "You can't keep doing this. Noura is driving me crazy. She burned down a tree at city center, did you know that?"

He is huffing, fingers once more rubbing through the nearly blackened facial hair. "I can't mediate for the two of you. You either need to lay off, or one of you is going to end up seriously injured. There's so much going on right now."

Finally he stops moving, and now his fingers are cemented against his hips, the very tips of his hands digging into the skin beneath his shirt. "I need you in my corner, El. Not out there causing trouble. Please."
Jameson Orlav 12/12/16 *bursts through with fists full of flyers*
You are so dead!
Jameson Orlav 12/12/16 To: troublemaker
From: #famelife
Then we kill it first.
Also, I'm famous. Didn't you see the front page? Where is my extra hot, non-fat, no foam latte?
Noura Orlav 12/11/16 This would be better if you just kissed the ground I walk on.
Jameson Orlav 12/10/16 [text reply]
If you want a baby, I'll give you a baby. But not because of Noura.
Jameson Orlav 12/10/16 *laughs*
[Text reply]
Babe, you don't need to have a baby to be a part of this family. You are my family. Noura is just a salty b!tch.
Jameson Orlav 12/10/16 [text reply]
'Are you fvcking serious?'
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Oh, no. Sweetheart. You are the one who is trying to be part of ours.
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 F*ck off.
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Gross. Never.
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Honey, let's not say things we might regret.
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16
Noura Orlav 12/09/16
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!
Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!
Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!

Suck a d*ck, b*tch.
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16
I handle you juuuuust fine.
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16 You're a fvcking liar. Who else could handle your hot mess ass?
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16
Camille Hammond 12/08/16
Found your sign.
Jameson Orlav 12/08/16 *looks at, smug grin*
Elouise, are you fighting for your husbands honor?
Jameson Orlav 12/08/16 *furrows brow*
*shifts, pulls dead phone from his back pocket*
.. Well that might have something to do with it.
*turns it on, phone blows up with 7 voice mails and 27 texts*
Jesus Christ. HOW did you get arrested?!
Noura Orlav 12/07/16 [text reply]
I f-cking hate you. Leave me alone. Tell Jameson I need him.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *kneels down*
*taps the tip of her nose*
*smashes egg over her head with his free hand*
*big grin*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *screams*
*drops bowls*
*chocolate powder everywhere* WHATTHEFVCKELOUISE.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 Nothing impresses you.
You love Camille more than me.
*stomps to kitchen*
*bangs around looking for cocoa and mixing bowls*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *glances at*
The good brownies are in Africa..
I can cook. Just watch. I'll prove it!
..Is there tequila in the kitchen?
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *turns around with wife attached to leg*
*attempts to walk .. also with wife attached to leg*
You know, you're not making this very easy.
*shuffles slowly to kitchen*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *chachas into the room with shot glasses in hand*
*hums and throws open closet doors*
Why do you always end up in here???
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 To: Fishfingers
From: Custard
I am not your boyfriend you sh!t. I am your husband.
Whatever it is you're drinking, you'd better come share with me.
.. Or I'm letting the dogs sleep on YOUR side of the bed tonight.
Camille Hammond 12/07/16 Smellouise
Jameson can't make anything sexy.
You're supposed to make him think he can. Thems wifey duties!
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 How coincidental. I got you one, too.
..Except you're not allowed to wear yours in public.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *raises brow*
I got yours months ago.
.. I don't even dare look to see what you got.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 You made Cait come to Moscow?
She must hate it.
*happily munches pizza*
I can't believe you didn't stash some before you let him at the cookies. Amateur.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *grabby motions*
That's my girl. I'm so proud.
*impatiently waits for pizza*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 [text reply]
I'm not in THAT office.. But later maybe, yes. You can come drink some whiskey with me and run numbers if you like.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 To: Mrs. Doctor Babe
One of these dogs fvcking sh!t in my office I swear to god I'm going to kill Claire.
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 To: wifestyle
From: Hubbo
Why so I need a fire extinguisher. ELOUISE. YOU'D BETTER NOT LIGHT BE ON FIRE.
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 His head bobs back and forth. He listens to, but contemplates her words. Jameson thinks that maybe Elouise believes she has assumed the role of the most invested, but that is not necessarily true. The Doctor seems level on the outside, but the woman before him is very much the most important thing that he cares about. This would be evident in the way he always knows where she is. What she is doing, and who she is with. But maybe she doesn't realize that he cares quite so closely

She reaches for the fabric of his shirt, and while she steps forward his fingers slip easily around her wrist, pulling her to his chest as he wraps his arms around her in a warm embrace. She was not his property, but she very much belonged to him. Nothing could shake the protective claim he had on her. Not even his sister. Though, only time would prove that to both women.

"This is a sure thing. If I have to reassure you every day, I will, and I'll never grow tired of doing so." He places a kiss against the top of her head, "But I'm always going to tell you when you're being an assh-le."

Jameson grins.
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 "No." He knew what she was referring to. The scar on his had that ran along his forearm. Once nearly in ribbons, had healed with mostly cosmetic damage, almost permanently dismantling his trigger finger. "But she betrayed us. Turned on my crew. Turned my crew. This-" He releases the fist and allows his fingers to sprawl before them, "This was her progeny."

A deep sigh presses from the depth of his chest. He feels both defeat and despair. Sure, the physical incantation of his sister had returned, but that was not grounds for Elouise to bare the burden of raised paranoia. They had been in this together since they'd formed a bond. Since the rooftop. Since London. Nothing would deter him from his wife. She was his life.

"We had a hard life growing up, El. We bonded. We were so close. But I am telling you, that thing that.." Ruined his whole life? He shakes his head, "She's not that sister. And she's not you. I'm not going anywhere. I've said it before and I mean it."

Brows scramble in slight as his eyes flicker over her form and to her face. His voice is low, almost in a whisper. "You have such little faith in me."
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 Jameson is rarely the type of man to lose his temper. For the most part he remains cool. A compromise of composure and strict, as he had been taught through rigorous years of combat training. The situation had presented itself differently than anything he had dealt with before. The accusation of having splayed a series of half truths was not as 'cut and dry' as she made it seem. The slayer would try is best to explain, but her spoiled attitude was beginning to nag on his nerves. There is no way he believed that she could be selfish enough to be the one who was hurt over this.

"Are you.. Half truths?" He's on his feet, loose flannel hanging from his hips as bare feet pace back and forth across the floor. "You're upset because Noura is here. Although I can't understand why. Because.. What? She exists? She showed up? In sorry that she appeared f-cking now and if that somehow hurt your feelings."

The man stops pacing, turning his body to face the blonde as she patted the cat, "She's not the same as she used to be. She's NOT my Noura. And you're not being very f-cking sympathetic to the fact that she's here, are you?"

Jameson's voice raises as he scrambles to find a shirt to throw on over his torso, "'Wow, Jameson, how are you doing? This is a big deal. Are you okay?' No. Let's everybody make sure Elouise is okay with it."

The Doctor growls through gritted teeth, fingers curling into his fists until his knuckles glow white. Anger is imminent. He's p!seed off. Fuming. Not necessarily at Elouise.

"She killed Cole. Most of my crew. F-cking destroyed them, Ellie." He is back to her now, his face tight in his misery. "She would have killed me too."
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 *sits up*
*glares at ashes on jacket*
*glances at mess of a wife*
*throws blankets*
No. Now are you going to be able to discuss this like a person, or are you going to continue being an assh-le?
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 *peeks from under the covers*
*mountain of kittencats atop him*
Are you talking to me or the reefer?
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 Dark brows dance over his stoney stare. She's almost threatening to leave, and yet her body betrays her I its contedness to stay. That was fine. He preferred her at home where he knew she was safe. But that didn't mean that that was where he would remain.

"You stay." Hastily, he grabs his keys off of the dresser and reaches for the jacket that hands off the door, "Let me make this easier for you, princess."

With that he turns and walks out the entrance of their suite, slamming the door shut so loudly behind him that he's sure all of Moscow heard.
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 Jameson huffs, air blowing from his nose in a furious action as his lips tighten. She slams herself against the foot of the bed and prepares to light a big, fat joint. Though before she is able, the large man reaches across the bed and snatches it from her mouth. He wraps it into his palm with his fingers for safe keeping.

"Not a secret. You knew I had a sister." Though his fist tightens in irritation, he's careful not to crush its contents, "I.. Noura is complicated. She's a painful thing that I don't like talking about, alright?"

He stands now, back-to as he approaches the dresser and slips the joint back into the top drawer silently. She will thank him in the morning when she's hungover as fvck and needs the ganja. "I'm sorry that she's showed up. I don't know why she's here. I'm not even sure if I knew she was still alive."

Jameson turns around, facing his drunken wife once more with a frown and a knitted set of brows. "You're drunk. This conversation is pointless right now."
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 Did he get to sleep? Of course not. Not when she was out. Not until she got home. Always. Jameson sits up in bed, glasses setting against his nose as he read through his copy of a newly published medical resource journal. Boring? Maybe. But necessary.

Then she busted through the door. Brownie crumbling from her mouth. Eyes bloodshot. Tequila breath invading the room.

She was mad.

"Elouise?" He shuts the book, setting it to the side and throwing the covers from his legs. "What the.." Oh. The how. So Noura couldn't even wait 24 hours to turn his life upside down. "Listen, you're already making this into a bigger deal than it needs to be. Really."
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 *glances around at the piles of cats and dogs*
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 [text reply]
Just stop fvcking around and come home.
Noura Orlav 12/05/16 -Smile drops-
-Eyes narrow-
Listen.. I really hoped it wouldn't come to this, but...
-Leans down, because b*tch has got to stoop-
Jameson is first and foremost my brother. Blood is thicker than water, sweetheart.
-Stands up straight, eyes flicker over the woman-
-Sniffs, makes face-
-Carries on-
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 *furrows brow*
[text reply]
I'm at home. It's late. Where are you?
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 To: wife
From: innocentiswear
Yeeeeees dear?
Noura Orlav 12/05/16 Oh. My. God.

He's married!?
-Glances over-
Cute. Makes sense.
Noura Orlav 12/05/16 -Blinks at the blonde-
-Clearly understands she is recognized-
-Glances around for Jameson-
-Looks at blonde again-
-Smiles wide-
-Offers hand-
Noura. Aaaand you are?
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 They're brother and sister, you sweet potato. Not a couple.
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 We are NOT naming the dogs after Camille. She will be far too flattered. Not happening.
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 *laughs, leans in and nuzzles cheek*
I have no idea. You're supposed to be the creative genius, here!
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 *crashes to the ground, wife in tow*
Of course I do you French fry. These two are going to get so big. Like bears. Brother and sister, too. We need to make sure they get socialized properly. Think you're up to the task?
*big grin*
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 [snapchat sent]
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 [text reply]
Listen. We're expanding and we need some extra security around the place. So..
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 To: Surprised
From: DA man
I made an impromptu purchase..
Was highly necessary..
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 [Snapchat sent]

Shut up. You love me.
Now come, its naptime.
Jameson Orlav 12/03/16 You do remember that whole baby process, right?
Baby.. Baby?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *scoffs*
Uh,me. What else do you need?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *super sucks milkshake*
So if I stay home forever, will you stay sober?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *basically inhales fry*
Is it strawberry?
*looks at*
Why are you so.. Sober?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *wide eyes*
You really do love me!
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 [text reply]
Am need food. Foooood.
Food meeeee.
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 To: le wifey
From: seńor hubs
[message] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 Elouise
Eee! You have a kitten, too? I love my Maddie. Winter gave her to me.
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 [Snapchat sent]

Christmas shopping..
I'm getting one of these for the Sanctuary foyer.
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *nods and grins, stomach rumbling at the thought*
And also maybe burgers? And a milk shake. And nachos.
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *nods slowly in understanding*
You're a wise one, Oh Blonde Minx!
*listens to the tune. It reminds her of a similar lyric, one with equal amounts of poetry and romanticism*
*leans over and sings/raps into the hairbrush*
B!tches ain't sh-t but hoes and tricks
B!tches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
Now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your as$!!
*sucks in a breath*
But what about the flaming c-ck, I mean chicken? Can he come too? We might get a craving for hot wings.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 In that case, I suggest a drink or three to the handsome men and beautiful ladies...
*waggles her brows* our lives. What say you?
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 Hmm... Well, I'm not sure sweaters are really his thing, so try not to take it personally. He can also be a little bit prickly. Nowhere near my younger sister, though.

And yes, he does treat me very well.

Do you drink?
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *gasps and puts her hand to her chest in awe!*
A dancing, blind llamapaca! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
*narrows her eyes and looks at the majestic creature*
We should take him on tour. He'd bring in a killing. That's not wrong, is it? It's only a tiny bit exploitative.
*beams, then hands the hairbrush/microphone to the woman.*
It's this. It makes me sound amazing. Try it.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 Flattery will get you everywhere.
I don't know about selfies, but he looks damn good in a bowtie.
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *lower lip wobbles, feeling terrible she teased a Special Needs Llamapaca. She ought to burn in hell! Wait...too late*
Sing? Why, I...I'm not very good. I couldn't possibly...
*Breaks out a hairbrush from behind her and starts bellowing out her Karaoke go-to song*
IIiiit's rainin' men, hallelujah
It's rainin' men, every spe-ci-men!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and meaaaaannnnn!!
*realizes she's not on stage*
Is he still mad?
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *cackles right along with her*
Good call, blondie.
*chews her lip and starts counting on her hand to help with 'math'.*
*shrieks and throws her hand up!*
I'm f-cking up how many fingers I'm holding up! I'm tricking blind llamapaca! Ohmuhguh flaming c-cks are so much easier.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 He's good looking, too, but I have someone else I far prefer... No offense to your husband.
You have no idea what you'd be getting into with this family!
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *speaks fluent gibberish so she almost understands her.*
*squints, then hisses her reply*
That's no llama! It's an alpaca!!
*pauses, sobering for a minute*
Wait. What the f-ck's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?
*eyes widen, hissing again*
He must be blind! Lemme check.
*yells while holding up three fingers*
Hey Llamapaca, how many fingers am I holding up?
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 I have... Four brothers and three sisters at last count.
*she grins and winks, and pulls out her phone, showing the woman a picture*
This is Blaize.

If you know any single ladies...
Summer S Summers 12/01/16 *Eyes the cute blond*
*Is almost sure her eyes are gonna pop out. She wills herself to stop clenching her jaw to answer*
Thank baby jesus. I thought I was so far gone, seeing flaming c-cks. They're CHICKENS. Okay.
*relaxes back, but ends up sliding off the seat and onto the floor in a puddle*
Autumn Dalca 12/01/16 Blonde is beautiful, too. Just like you.

You really ought to see my older brother if you're not sure about gingers. He'll change your mind.
Jameson Orlav 12/01/16 I am not gay
My hips just talk more than they used to, GOD.
Jameson Orlav 12/01/16
Hello I have arrived.
..I think L.A. changed me.
Mackenzie 12/01/16 *Stabs*
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 I feel like you need some sort of..constant supervision.
-puts phone away before she can take more selfies-
You really shouldn't be putting that kind of junk in your body.
But there's one like, down the street. Not far. -points to it- Right over there
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 Years?
-laughs and pulls out phone-
It's been a looong approximately 4 hours then.
-holds phone up so she can see-
Must've been a rough morning!
Jameson Orlav 12/01/16 Where are you that there's an abundance of gay, shirtless men hanging around?
I swear, ONE week of business trips and I've got to lock your ass up.
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 -blinks-
-looks around to see who she's whispering to-
-no one-
I don't know...
-steps back- Probably too long if you don't even know. Where's that hubby of yours? Does he not make sure you're safe?
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 -totally doing something that had her attention-
-did not hear someone approach-
-may or may not have jumped when sticked-
Jaysus! It's a good thing my heart is already dead.
-stares at stick-
Trying to skewer people today?
Camille Hammond 12/01/16 I already got some!
Camille Hammond 11/30/16 Where is that useless bag of bones? Do you think he will get us McDonalds??
Camille Hammond 11/30/16 Hush up and make me some eggs!
-pets the dragon-
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *calls over her shoulder* I don't have snapchat woman!
*sad face* I don't even have a cell phone...
*sobs as she wanders off*
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *might feel a touch bad for bogarting Elouise's 'oregano'*
*walks by, pushes a pound of it into the woman's arms*
*stumbles off...nonchalantly, of course*
Camille Hammond 11/30/16 What eggs, Elouise?!
Jameson Orlav 11/28/16 Babe. You're literally always hungry and cranky. But.. Wanna go to KFC?
Jameson Orlav 11/22/16 *laughs and slaps her hand away*
I am NOT. Don't listen to the rumors.
You're my favorite.
Jameson Orlav 11/19/16 On the contrary!
The baby making is the fun part.
*brow wave*
Jameson Orlav 11/16/16 I was waiting for you, but then..
I got bored. I drank it all.
Jameson Orlav 11/16/16 *yelps*
*spins around*

*is probably drunk*
Gray Taylor 11/14/16 You're dead to me now.
Jameson Orlav 11/14/16 Well..
*opens robe*
*peeks inside*
Find out?
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16

Sure, why not? Plenty of room. Plenty of money.
Don't think we can afford a nanny though.
You're okay with dirty diapers and baby puke, yeah?
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16

Alright. Fine. Let's have a baby then!
*big, dramatic, goofy grin*
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16
Babe.. I love you but.. I don't know if that's the best idea.
Spring Taylor 11/13/16
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16 To: The Nurse
From: The Doctor

I'm right here.. Where are you?!
Jameson Orlav 11/12/16
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 I'm allergic. Your husband will do. I will mull this over.
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 My Ra is looking for a cat... he sounds like he'd fit the bill.
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 ...Have I met your husband? What would I get out of his soul?
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 You've some dirt on your nose.
Camille Hammond 11/11/16 That is so rude.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 No. Just no.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 Like you? I'll feed you to Spring.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 After all this time? Truly?
Gray Taylor 11/08/16
Mackenzie 11/07/16 And I'm sitting here, not giving a goddamn sh-t about your barbecue sauce or what you put it on.
Jameson Orlav 11/07/16 You think so, do you?

You're not so bad yourself.
Jameson Orlav 11/06/16 *Opens arms. Opens snuggie. Waves coffee cup.*
Come here, babe. Doctor Hubs will make it better.
Jameson Orlav 11/05/16
Jameson Orlav 11/04/16
Jameson Orlav 11/01/16 To: the wife
From: the husband
..who the fvck is Ra?
Gray Taylor 11/01/16
Jameson Orlav 10/28/16 Oh for fvcks sake. I'm going to come back to Solitude one day and the lot of you will be dead.
*picks up the drugged girl, throws over his shoulder*
Come on you fiend, let's go get sushi.. AND chinese food. You'll need it all.
Jameson Orlav 10/28/16 *narrows his eyes*
Hotboxed? Elouise, now all my stuff is gonna smell like reefer!
Jameson Orlav 10/20/16 High?!
Jameson Orlav 10/20/16 *holds his phone up*
*video clip of streaking blonde plays*
Care to explain this?!
Jameson Orlav 10/20/16 *busts through the door*
Jameson Orlav 10/19/16 *smirks*
Maybe. Five bucks says you had a crush on me first.
*pounces and tickles at her sides*
Camille Hammond 10/19/16
Jameson Orlav 10/18/16 *eyes up and down*
*itty-bitty lecherous smirk*
What time do we have to be there, again?
Jameson Orlav 10/16/16
Jameson Orlav 10/12/16 [video message received]
where did you go?

i'm booooored.
Jameson Orlav 10/11/16 [multimedia message download:]

Guess who.
Jameson Orlav 10/07/16
Jameson Orlav 10/03/16 To: dead wife
From: pneumonia husband
[video message]
Not only am I drenched, but
I found your video feed.
This is war.
Jameson Orlav 10/01/16 To: Princess Bride
From: Dashing Prince
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a new onesie and cuddles for you.
Jameson Orlav 09/30/16 YOUR son oozed all over the floor again.

Next time you're cleaning up this mess.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 Wait, just..
*grabs at*
*attaches pin to the front of her blouse*
Mrs. Dr. Jameson K. Orlav
In case you get lost.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 Kind of just.. rolls off the tongue.
Elouise Orlav. Elouise Orlav.
Soon my army will be complete.
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 I like the sound of that much better.

*scoots close and wraps himself around her*
You're fast approaching the too late to get rid of me marker.
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 Who says I don't already have a monkey onesie? Hm?
*clears throat*
You pick the movie, I'll go ahead and get comfortable.
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *raises his brow and glances at*
What are you saying, Ellie?
You hope to be Mrs. Orlav one day?
*pinches at her cheek and smirks*
Jameson Orlav 09/25/16
Yes to all. Because you said the magic word.
And maybe because you're kind of cute.
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 Jameson's teeth bare gently against his bottom lip, hardly affecting the grin that graced his mouth. A swift swoop allows his arm to snake around her waist and pull her closer to him, noting that she seemed to fit perfectly against his side. The smile doesn't falter as his head dips and softly, his lips find the tender spot between her jaw and her neck where he places a tender kiss.

"Maybe I like you. Maybe I'm a geek." He mumbles against her skin, "Probably a bit of both. Are you complaining, Miss Warrock?"
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 To: future pillow
From: heavy sleeper
Fine. Use all of the pillows. I'm going to use you instead.
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *laughs quietly*
mmm, 'fraid I can't do that.
Comes natural, Kněžná.
How ever will you live with me?
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *laughs*
*makes a grab for her hand*
You know I'm kidding.
I know a tequila hangover did not pluck at your sensitivity strings.
*glances sideways at*
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 He grumbles low in his throat before be reaches into the front pocket of his shirt. Unfolding the black specs, he lays them against the bridge of his nose, makes a face at Elouise, and then spins on his heel towards the door.

Jameson grumbles something along the lines of appreciation and lucky I like you.
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *coughs*
Of course it is.
You're beautiful. Simply radiant.
*looks away and secretly rolls his eyes*
Let's goooo, Smellie. We've got reservations.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *frowns at phone*
You can't morphvorse me!
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 To: pretty blonde
From: isinnocentiswear
video message received:

you've got a lot of neat stuff in here!
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 text reply:
Don't forget to tip.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 To: Princess Potato
From: Geriatric Jameson
video reply received:
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 Elouise draws away from their simple embrace and the in sudden lack of connection between thrm, Jameson almost allows a sound of detest to emanate from within his throat. The man brings down soft white teeth against his lower lip for a split second, catching the sound before it falls from his mouth.

She stares at him, waiting for him to break the silence, but he allows it to linger. Maybe longer than Elouise would have preferred, but Jameson doesn't get moments. Not moments of the savoring sort, at any rate. So he would allow them what felt like eons to digest the energy. After all, it had taken them many pranks and morph-child deaths to get here.

"Finally." Jameson's hand moves from the space in her hair and his fingertips are trailing lightly over the delicate skin of her jaw. This is before his hand cups at her cheek, and his thumb begins to rub absently at the corner of her mouth and over her chin. His expression is soft, and his eyes dance wildly. Aflame with amusement. Eagerness. Excitement.

"I didn't think you'd ever stop talking long enough for me to do that, princess."

Would he really be Jameson if he didn't get his kicks in where they fit?
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Breathing wasn't on Jameson's mind. He may not have even noticed if he'd stopped. The man is completely oblivious. Had his own breathing become erratic now that he'd initiated an outward display of sorts? When she looked up at him, searching for certainty with those bright eyes of hers, did his own breath hitch?

He couldn't be sure. But what he was confident about was the fluidity of his movement, and the way his reactions to her always seemed to come naturally. Jameson's instinctive way of feeding off of Elouise's energy was filled with nothing if not positivity.

So when he begins to lean forward once more, and his fingers find the mess of blonde tucked behind her ear, he doesn't think twice about allowing them to tangle. One hand finds the curve of her back to pull her just a little closer, and Jameson's touch is more gentle than he seems capable as his hand cradles the nape of her neck. All of his hesitation melts when he finally presses his lips against her own, simple and unassuming.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Curious eyes have dropped to where her hands have reached for the fabric of his jacket, flattening against the leather. A grin may have tugged at the onset of his mouth at the corner almost involuntarily as she spoke.. As it often did. Jameson is a stubborn man, and being such meant he was not normally the type to be read. It seemed much harder for him to hide with this damn quinoa around all the time.

He would not complain.

"Yes, fine." Jameson leans against her touch just a little, until her hands wander to the tops of his shoulders, "You do deserve it. Props are in order for your taco enthusiasm and your willingness to dress in matching onesies."

He's rolling his eyes, but he smiles. A toothy, almost goofy grin. He's amused, whole heartedly and without an excuse or a cover.

There's very little warning when Jameson leans in and the inches between them close quickly. He stops when the stubble of his face is brushing against the perfectly smooth skin of her own. In an apparent display of affection, the man nuzzles the very tip of his nose and lips against her cheek, and if she paid close attention, she would feel him smile.

"Its kněžna, you potato." Because even in the midst of a moment the man just can't help himself.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Jameson's face clearly reads disgust. He's watched her lick her finger and then use it to wipe the sugary substance from his cheek, and he's grossed out. Because who enjoys being spit on?

"What, am I not allowed to be nice to you?" He stammers a little, because the question nearly catches him off guard. He hadn't thought about it. He just does it. Actually, before she pointed it out, he didn't consider how he had been acting so nice. It seemed quite out of character for the doctor.

"If you'd prefer, I can keep the chocolates and the tacos for myself," He nods, "Back to just peanut butter in your socks? No incentives?"

Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 The man throws up his hands in defeat, chocolate successfully swiped. He allows its swindling without a fight, because he was expecting it entirely. There was no way he'd ever have candy in the vacinity of this woman without assuming it'd be gone in mere moments.

"At least I know the candy will keep you around." He musters a pout, lips pressed outward like he's upset. Insulted. "And.. Did you just call me fat!?"
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16
"Mmm, hmm.." Jameson eyes Elouise, outwardly entertaining the idea because reasons. But a playful shake of his head challenges her observation. Sure, maybe together they resembled a package of nerds. But..

"I am pre-tty sure you more closely resemble a sour patch kid." Sour and THEN sweet? Yes. Yes definitely. "And I am a chocolate bar. Milk chocolate. Smooth and sweet."

Jameson puffs out his chest and nods, "And women can't resist me."

He's thrown in that last part for a laugh, but his body language purposefully reads pompous ass.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 At first he just laughs, because on the contrary, there were worse things than being felt up by Elouise. But when she finally looks up at him, his face hardens and his features rearrange into an expression that says excuse me, rude much?

Slipping his hands between the two of them, his fingers dive deep into his pockets. In one hand, is a tiny box of purple colored nerds. Pure sugar. Sweet and sour. In the other, a neatly wrapped mini-candy bar. Chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

He promptly pops open the box of nerds, pours some into his palm and shoves them into his mouth.

"Ehhhh. I don't know if I want to share anymore..."
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Jameson walks a circle around her, slowly, his eyes paying no mind to his surroundings as they never quite seemed to leave Elouise. It was a wonder he didn't bump into anything as he walked.

The man feigns a frown.

"What do I want? Tsk. Such hostility." Jameson pats both hands against each respective pocket in the front of his jeans. "Maybe I just wanted to share my treats with you. But, I mean. If you're not interested.."
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 I-
*pauses, fakes a contemplative stare*

Well, now that you mention it...
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 *slinks up to and in no way looks suspicious or anything*
*glances around*
*lightly touches at her wrist with his fingertips to garner her attention*
Um, so hey, Ellie?
Mackenzie 09/21/16 *Steps once to the left*
*Puts foot out in path*
*Pretends to not see this crazy person*
Jameson Orlav 09/20/16 Jameson notes the snorting and thinks better of the awfully accented Spanish word... Which is probably more of an insult than a term of endearment. His eyes narrow while a skeptical brow forms over his impossible brown stare.

"Budete mít štěstí , že nemám ostříhat vlasy off ve spánku." Unless she's secretly been learning Czech behind his back, she may have no idea about his threats. Empty, maybe. But threats none the less.

"I mean. Hmm. Have I ever told you that you're just my favorite blonde?" [Insert innocent grin]
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 Jesus, Elouise. I don't have f*cking rabies.
*furrows brow*
Has anyone ever told you that you're ridiculous!? I mean truly, inexplicably, undisputedly... *trails off*
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 At least its playing just for me.
That puts me in a category all on my own, doesn't it?
There, there, little minnow. Someday you'll be special, too.
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *half grin*
*wipes mouth off with his sleeve*
You don't need teeth to smile, silly girl.
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *sticks his tongue through fished lips and licks her thumb*
How d'you kn'w they don'??
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *narrows eyes*
*fish lips*
You ar' a g'ppy.
Jameson Orlav 09/18/16 Kněžna. kněžna.
*tosses taco bag at*
It means princess.
*punctual eye roll*
Jameson Orlav 09/18/16 That their mother is soooo mean.
*uber dramatic frown*
Jameson Orlav 09/18/16 Oh come on, I helped pick pulp out of your nose. Doesn't that count for something?
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 *swats her hand away*
I'll be in charge of the baseball games, thank you.
You're supposed to help them... Bake cookies and... Wield a switchblade.
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 *scratches head*
Are they really twins if one of them is a re-print?
I am not sure about this. What if Gunner is permanently traumatized? I mean.. Shredded. Who DOES that?
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 Elouise. I can't be a man with a shredded child.
What will people think?
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 Cleaning you up? Hmmmm.
Well, I mean, there are always exceptions to every rule...

Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 Cleanup isn't in the job description.
And.. No. Noses, feet, scents.. Not my cup of tea. But that's just a little outside of your clearance level, isn't it?
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 You're good as new.
But don't think this doesn't mean you're no longer subject to my extra-pulpy super soakers. Maybe next time I won't water it down quite as much.
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16
Shut up.
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 Don't worry.
You're still a pretty princess.
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 It's.. Looking good..

Thinks there's enough pulp up your nose to populate a whole new orange.
*grins assuringly*
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 *raises a skeptic brow*
You're going to knock me out?
*laughs and ruffles her hair*
That's cute.
Now sit still.
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 You can't really. Guess you'll just have to trust me.
*flashes a pearly white smile*
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 Oh.. I think I've got a pair of tweezers around here somewhere? I'm sure it's just like plucking out a splinter, right?
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 What are you trying to say? Do you need a bath?
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 *nods and laughs*
I'll teach you. I am good for something, honest..
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 *smirks mischievously*
Budeš se muset naučit se jazyk. Naše dítě taky, bude mluvit. Trigger will have to learn the native tongue.. So you should too, yeah?
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 *lightly high fives*
*eyes skeptically*
Your poor judgment, můj sladký. I am a f*cking muse.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 You make it difficult.
And easy.
But mostly difficult.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 There was never any question.

As if I have a paper-morph kid with just anyone.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 Have you seen us? There's no way our child could look like that.
*narrows eyes*
*taps foot*
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 Hey, I worked (not that) hard for that Dr. Professor designation. What do you think this is? I want a DNA test.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 Yeah, sure... Right. I'll get right on that. You can count on me, dear.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 ...Trigger? Is this because we've got so many guns between us?
*eyes opened palm*
*places a stick of gum*
Jason Reindhart 09/11/16
Jason Reindhart 09/10/16 "Thank you, miss."
Camille Hammond 09/10/16 Llama, Llama, Guacamole y burrito.
-scratches head-
Now I'm hungry.
Camille Hammond 09/10/16 me llamo Juanita St. Taco.
Jameson Orlav 09/05/16 Look at all these pretty new pictures.
As if we needed any more of your mug around here.
Jameson Orlav 08/31/16 As a heart attack.

They even gave me handcuffs. I didn't even know you couldget them without fuzz.
Camille Hammond 08/30/16
Jameson Orlav 08/30/16 I am the law, little lady.
Jameson Orlav 08/30/16
Camille Hammond 04/25/16
Cough. What? I can't hear you~
Jameson Orlav 04/25/16 Blonde? Redhead?
I'm all about team Jameson. Look at this dashing head of brown hair.
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