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Soleil Whitaker 06/21/17 Elouise
Of course I love you?
I'd let you copyright the name I want to give my son??
Soleil Whitaker 06/21/17 Elouise
Suit yourself.
Lucius Dalca 06/21/17 Text: Elouise
This is a women thing isn't it?
Winter doesn't know how to cook?? Really? Wow.... That is shocking but I dont mind Autumn training him lol.
Soleil Whitaker 06/21/17 Elouise
Alright. I'll take it as a compliment, then. I picked that name.
Soleil Whitaker 06/21/17 Elouise
You can't call dibs on a name, Elouise...
Winter Summers 06/20/17 Elouise
So I went shopping today!
Cause I have nothing better to do and I got the baby something!!!
I can't wait to get home to show you cause it's that amazing!
[IMG]
Soleil Whitaker 06/20/17 Elouise
F*ck off, then.
Winter Summers 06/19/17 My hero
Oh my god thank you!
Cause I REALLY want warm cookies but my baking is awful!
Maybe you can teach me!
It will be a fun bonding experience!
I'll be the one in the kitchen wearing black briefs with rainbow stars on them can't miss me!
Obviously anyway looking forward to this!
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
I like 'Will.'
Any reason why?
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Well, tell Jameson you're better off naming the baby Kingston.
Kingston Orlav. King Orlav for short.... one syllable makes all the difference.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
I didn't choose this name for myself.
But, you picked Rambo for your baby....
Stop hating on my name.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
What're you talking about? I'm a goddamn ray of sunshine.
Of course 'Soleil' is fitting.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Prudence? HAH.
Fitting.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
A Junior? I wouldn't mind that.

Elouise
Kingston? Really?
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Already big and strong, huh?
You're sticking with Rambo? For sure? Officially?
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Alright, alright. I'll hold your hand.
But, I'm probably gonna scream along with you.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Sure. As long as Doc says it's alright, too.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
It'll be a miracle if I stay upright.
Are you sure you don't want Rhiannon to do it? She's better at... all things baby.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Fine. But, don't get mad if I pass out.
Or vomit.
Or both.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
So, you'd rather have ME down there for all the deets??
Is that because you think I've seen it all before? Presumptive.
Lucius Dalca 06/19/17 Text: Elouise
That is awesome! Wait until Autumn finds out :D
Ohhhh then nvm.. >_>
Lucius Dalca 06/19/17 Text: Elouise
So... Can his middle name be Lucius?
What you mean?
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Get Jameson to do it, then.
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
That makes two of us. Smoochies!
Lucius Dalca 06/19/17 Text: Elouise
Of course I am not dead. Quite the opposite really.
Autumn is amazing and we are going to India for our honeymoon soon! How are things with Rambo and your Husband?
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
I still love you, even grumpy. 💋
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
I'll have Rhiannon do it.
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I wanna be all up in yo business while you're giving birth.
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
Uhm, I'm good. But, I'll be there for moral support.
Promise. :)
Soleil Whitaker 06/19/17 Elouise
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
No delaying Rambo, it's been long enough.
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
Nooo! I like roasted marshmallows, not roasted Ellies.
What about Jason? I think that's his name... Or Winter?
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
No! No burning my Elouise!
I'm sorry about your ankles, lovey. Have one of the boys rub them?
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
Winter just told me he is going to bake cookies.
Might want to supervise... he tends to catch things on fire when he bakes and I'd hate for him to burn the compound to the ground.
Winter Summers 06/19/17 Elouise
I don't think I have ever loved you more than in this moment right now.
I SO didn't want to invite her but I didn't want to be rude and not invite her!
Anywho anyone besides Rhiannon, Soleil, Autumn, Summer and I?
I don't really know your friends...
Winter Summers 06/19/17 Elouise
You can't stop me from saying it!
You are gonna need moral support and that is what I am gonna be damn it!
Yes a baby shower! I already have my outfit planned!!
Well I will throw you another party once the baby is born with all the same people so you can party too!
I have to work on the guest list! I think I know everyone I am going to invite!
Though while we are on the subject Noura is to be invited right?
Winter Summers 06/19/17 Elouise
August? I gotta get on this baby shower oh my god!!!
You aren't gonna die! I wont let you!
Not like I will be in the birthing room but I'll be outside the door screaming encouraging words! Such as:
Push it out Elouise!
And:
Don't even worry about your squishmitten being ruined! Think of the adorable baby!
I'll come up with more!
Winter Summers 06/19/17 Elouise
I can't argue there while I hardly wear clothes when I wear my onesie I'm in TOTAL comfort!
You got like two more months yeah? When were you do? All the drugs f#ck up my memory!
Winter Summers 06/19/17 Elouise
Oh! How are you not sweating to death?
I'd be sweating to death in that!
Jameson Orlav 06/19/17 Elouise
Please stop texting me that you're in labor, it's not funny!
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
Not over. Just different.
You know I'll take you out after the baby is born. All four of us. Girl's night! Winter can count as a girl.
Winter Summers 06/19/17 Waifu
So...what are you wearing?
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
I think that sentiment is shared by every pregnant woman during the last couple months...
Your life isn't almost over! It's only just beguuuun. Like that song, aye? Anyway, I'll be happy to send you pictures.
Autumn Dalca 06/19/17 Elouise
Almost there. You're almost there!
India, maybe. It's something different.
Autumn Dalca 06/18/17 Elouise
You, too! Very much.
Lucius is perfect. We're planning out honeymoon.
How are you? Rambo?
Soleil Whitaker 06/15/17 -wraps arms around, hugs tightly-
Thank you for tolerating us.
-steps away-
I'll be back in Moscow soon. At least to welcome Rambo, okay?
Soleil Whitaker 06/15/17 -pads down the stairs-
El, you better not have left yet.
-trots through living room and kitchen-
Elouise.
Soleil Whitaker 06/15/17 Elouise
Ceiling shaking isn't us. We're just snuggling.
You're probably just imagining. It.
Be down in 5. Don't leave without saying goodbye.
Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 Elouise
... f*ck. Go Rhiannon.
Also, we might surpass 17 tonight.
There are earplugs in the bathroom.
Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 Elouise
Love the interest you have in my personal life, but that's... that's kind a creepy.

Elouise
What was the number?

Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 Elouise
A woman has needs, even if it's 4 times a day.
Can you blame me? Rhiannon's hot af.
And I'm a teenage boy. ;)
Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 Elouise
Kitchen is safe. For now.
Help yourself.
We clean around here, you know. Lysol, and bleach when need be.
Hey, you should be happy that I'm getting some. Constantly. ;)
Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 Elouise
It was ONE time.
Wait... two times. TWO times.
And we were all f*cked up for it.
Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 Elouise
It's called being comfortable in your own skin, and in the confines of your own home?
Nothing wrong with the female anatomy, El.
You don't give Winter sh*t for being a nudist?
Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 Elouise
We had sex in the living room once while you were here.
Not our fault you couldn't bring yourself to walk away.

Elouise
And don't say it was like a car crash....
I know you.

Soleil Whitaker 06/14/17 LLBFF
What, don't think two lesbians could handle a home birth??
Winter Summers 06/12/17 Enters the room and flops on the bed. "Rhiannon is bring home tacos!!! I had her get at least fifteen. I figured I could have two you could have the rest! Cause I love you." Proceeds to wrap himself around her. "Shhh it's cuddle time."
Claire Cross 06/10/17 Ellie
It will be okay. I have all my other children like you.
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
Mhm. Very handsome man, yes.
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
I'm sure it is just FINE. ;)
Claire Cross 06/10/17 Ellie
She didn't discuss it with anyone, that I know of. She just did it. Cassidy was always impulsive. You can go visit the grave. I left a twelve pack there for when I go visit.
Claire Cross 06/10/17 Ellie
She was in Cancun a long time, but she bought a plane ticket home..where she died.
Claire Cross 06/10/17 Ellie
Quite not dear.
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
The bedroom is for couples who have boring, quiet sex twice a week exactly at 9 pm.
Claire Cross 06/10/17 Ellie
Yes dear. She was angry with the world, and she..didn't want to live in it anymore.
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE.
I'm never going to live this down.
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
... 😳
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
Wilson, actually. After that Hozier song.
Admittedly, Rhi wants to name him Rhyland.
I tried to veto that sh*t, but you know the hold she has on me.
Claire Cross 06/10/17 Ellie
Cassidy is dead, dear.
Autumn Dalca 06/10/17 Elouise
Er... no, you need to keep him. But we will visit, of course.
Autumn Dalca 06/10/17 GENIUS
Omfg, that is the most adorable thing ever! I love it! Someone could carry him with a little pillow... Ahhh!
Yes, yes, yes to all of it!
Lucius Dalca 06/10/17 Text: Elouise
Well thank you for your friendship and support. She is in great hands, and will always know it. I am going to make sure of it day in and day out.
Autumn Dalca 06/10/17 Elly Belly
I love you!
Be gentle with him...
You are invited when we have the ceremony and such. We're going to do kinda like you and Jameson did, I think, this this was so sudden.
Lucius Dalca 06/10/17 Text: Mrs. Elouise Orlav
F*ck yeah I did! We finally felt comfortable enough to cross the border. You should offer protection to me ya know. I am the angel in this telenovela!
Autumn Dalca 06/10/17 Elouise
I KNOW!!! THANK YOU!
It is very surreal feeling.
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
Seriously? There are no other options?
What about like, Thor?
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
Fair.
Rhi and I are thinking of adopting soon, so Rambo (if you're still naming him that) will have a friend, perhaps. :)
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
GROSS.
I can assure you, I could've lived the rest of my life not knowing that.
Soleil Whitaker 06/10/17 Elouise
Oh right, that happens.
Maybe tell him to use a condom? Idfk.
Autumn Dalca 06/10/17 Elouise
So, this happened today...
[IMG]
Soleil Whitaker 06/09/17 Elouise
Post pregnancy celebration with Doc? No?
Oh well, you hetero.
Claire Cross 06/09/17 Ellie
What is a snap? Some guy asked to 'add' me. Is this sexual?
Soleil Whitaker 06/09/17 Elouise
Hope you learned a thing or two. ;)
Soleil Whitaker 06/09/17 Elouise
How long were you standing there?
Soleil Whitaker 06/08/17 Elouise
ELOUISE ORLAV. JFC.
Drop it. Okay?
Soleil Whitaker 06/08/17 Elouise
You won't have to - I just told Rhi and she's just as mortified as I am.
I think she said something about getting lobotomized?
Soleil Whitaker 06/08/17 Elouise
I can't help it! The woman is irresistible.
But, yes. Sound proofing, locks on doors, maybe some very blatant signs. That kind of thing?
Soleil Whitaker 06/08/17 Rhiannon
I'm not THAT loud. Everyone's making me out to be some kind of like, pornstar.
We're soundproofing this home when you leave.
Soleil Whitaker 06/08/17 Elouise
Oh my god. I.... I still want to die.
Our neighbor knows about our sex life too, that's bad enough.
Soleil Whitaker 06/08/17 Elouise
Oh. Well, I'm gonna go die in a hole now.
Soleil Whitaker 06/08/17 Elouise
... You were back for that?????
Jameson Orlav 06/07/17 Babesauce
Is Ella still around? I'm not keeping tabs. Reel in your paranoia, crazy pants. Also, let's not destroy any marriages today babe????
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
I do not want to see what your downstairs looks like!
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
I do not, nor do I WANT to know, what it looks like...
But it will heal, and he will still love you.
He still deserves a kick in the nuts.
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
Assuming mother nature hasn't already taken things into her hands...
Your downstairs will recover, you know.
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
Eh... I'm almost positive it doesn't work that way. You can't pick a date and say 'YOU ARE GOING TO BE BORN ON THIS DAY, ROAR!'.
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
...those are mental images I did not need.
The twenty first.
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
Really? My birthday is in August.
You're in the home stretch now!
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
How much longer do you have?
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
Believe it or not, I've been mostly sober for... quite a while now. Booze and pot are my only indulgences these days. It's strange but not unpleasant, admittedly.
Autumn Dalca 06/02/17 Elouise
And I am curious!
You're coming too, aye?
Autumn Dalca 06/01/17 Elouise
I love you, too.
We are back in London. Lucius mentioned a visit from Winter, and Summer + friend are coming at some point as well.
What's up? How was the visit with your mother?
Noura Orlav 05/31/17 Drug Raccoon
I'll be sure to let Jameson know.
Noura Orlav 05/30/17 Elouise
I'm not interested in wet work.
Why not just come visit?
Cole misses you.
Winter Summers 05/30/17 "They are terrible having all those delicious cookies and not sharing any. Complete asshats!" He nodded his head agreeing with her. "Of course next time, I will make sure to bring the good stuff. You can help me get my revenge on those damn elves!"

He then attempts to do an evil laugh, fails miserably at it. "You know you snore and drool all over me all the time right? I've gotten used to it, I actually play a game where I try and make words out of your snores. I swear the one time it sounded like you kept saying you wanted crackers!"
Soleil Whitaker 05/30/17 Elouise
I don't need answers, Elouise. I just miss my best friend.
Can't wait! Travel safe.
Soleil Whitaker 05/30/17 Elouise
There's room for me, I promise.
Come visit, I'm eager to see you.
Winter Summers 05/30/17 Winter laughed a little, god did he love this woman. "She is a cow a huge cow that has Keebler Elves living in her basement that say they will give you cookie but are lying c0ck gobblers. I added the last bit I'm not sure if they gobble c0ck."

"Loft? My room is so much better than a loft! I mean it's clean and nice and the sheets smell like me what could be better? But you know I am gonna come and get my cuddle on!"
Winter Summers 05/30/17 Winter hunted his Elousie down, and when he found her he wrapped his arms around her. "Every time I say I am fine I tend to be lying." He kissed the top of her head. "We will have a much better time in New York, we don't even have to knock on their door. I have a key we can walk in like we own the place. And I will let you have my whole bed." He offered her a small smile.
Soleil Whitaker 05/30/17 Elouise
You know you're welcome to stay with us, right?
The loft is ready. New sheets, towels, everything.
Don't spend if you don't have to.
Winter Summers 05/30/17 Elouise
I am always hungry my stomach is a bottomless pit! I will be right there!
Who is Trista? That mushroom f#cked me up something awful.
And why does she hate men? I feel like an ass for asking but Jesus I can not remember.
Also you alright babe?
Winter Summers 05/29/17 Elouise
BY JOE TIMOTHY! I BELIEVE YOU ARE CORRECT!
I blame the little baggie that had the tinniest mushroom in it that I found in my bag!
Don't worry no more drugs! I'll be on my best behavior!
Now just gotta figure out how I get out!
Winter Summers 05/29/17 Elouise
I think I got lost, I'm just gonna start screaming Marco!
If you hear me scream Polo!
Jameson Orlav 05/29/17 Babesauce
...Do you want me to kill her...?
Winter Summers 05/28/17 Elouise
I'm not really the murdering type unless provoked.
I highly doubt your mother is going to provoke me!
I look forward to it!
Winter Summers 05/28/17 Elouise
I'm going to meet your mother?
This is the first time I'm meeting someone else's parents.
I think I am oddly excited..but yes I'll be on my best behavior promise!
When I say this I mean I'll have the decency to roam around in my underwear not naked.
Soleil Whitaker 05/27/17 Elouise
I'm going to pass, love. I can assure you that pregnant me would not be a good me.
But, I'd adopt without hesitation!
Winter Summers 05/27/17 Elouise
Of course I'll go to New York with you babe!
I know all the vest places there plus I know my way to Soleil and Rhiannon's place so we can visit unless we are going to New York for that reason! Then we can share my room there!
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
Maybe so, but marriage has changed me.
I'm soft, now. And open to the prospect of having to clean up baby sh*t, so long as it's Rambo's or my kids'.
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
Unconditionally.
Babies sh*t, so what?
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
You know I love you unconditionally, El.
I'm gonna love Rambo the same, too.
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
As much as I adore you, that's gonna be an emphatic no.
I'd say sorry, but you understand.
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
I know, doll. I missed you, too.
I don't know, but much too long.
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
Ice cream, cuddles, cats.
Promise.
And Cheetos.
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
Screw asking, just bring the cats.
Rhiannon can't say no to those furballs. Neither can I.
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
Let me ask Rhi, first. I don't know if she wants all the animals in the brownstone.
Quincy and Topanga must be lonely in the apartment, even with our neighbors taking care of them. :(
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
All my favorite people under one roof, imagine that.
Please bring Fish, we've been missing the poor boy.
WTF kind of lesbian did you think I was before??
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
You'll get us both murdered in our sleep, but sure.
You've gotta try her mini cheesecakes.
We'll have the 3rd floor loft ready for you.
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
Yes, you have to meet my wife. It's about time, El.
I love you too, I can't wait to see you. :)
Soleil Whitaker 05/26/17 Elouise
Please? I miss you.
And you still need to meet Rhiannon.
Stay with us for a few days.
Soleil Whitaker 05/25/17 Elouise
I was thinking of coming back to Moscow this weekend. Ice cream and Netflix?
Winter Summers 05/24/17 Winter gave her a smile. "Yeah I don't mean to ruin this sweet moment we are having but my ass has gone completely numb from this floor. Should have asked for a pillow." He laughed gently before nodding his head towards the bed. "Go ahead and crawl back up to your fortress of solitude. I'll be sitting right here in my batcave."

He gave a small shrug of his shoulders. "I'm assuming not well but Autumn has Lulu so I'm sure she will be fine. And Summer well she's coming here. I don't mean just to The Order I mean to your room. Guess she's worried about me."
Winter Summers 05/24/17 Winter looked in her direction as she started to climb out of her bed. "No Elouise you don-" But before he could finish the rest she was already sitting next to him. He lays his head against her and sighs.

"I am sorry Elouise I shouldn't be piling more sh*t on your plate. You have enough as is."
Autumn Dalca 05/24/17 Elouise
Just please, please be careful.
Winter loves you as much as I do.
I may have to kick Jameson's nuts into his throat the next time I see him.
Autumn Dalca 05/24/17 Elouise
Is she really your best option? Of course, my experiences with parents aren't anything to go by.
Winter will be fine. He'll give you someone to cuddle with.
Autumn Dalca 05/24/17 Elouise
Where we you thinking of going?
Drag Winter with you.
Autumn Dalca 05/24/17 Elouise
Of course!
You're always welcome to visit.
Autumn Dalca 05/24/17 Elouise
You are amazing just the way you are.
More than enough.
Jameson is a fool for letting you feel as if you aren't.
Autumn Dalca 05/23/17 Elouise
Still wouldn't work quite the way it should...
Speaking of Jameson, why the hell did/does he put up with that sk*nk's flirting? You're f*cking married. Not okay.
Autumn Dalca 05/23/17 Elouise
Baby-napping doesn't count.
Autumn Dalca 05/23/17 Elouise
I'll give you snuggles, but I need my Lucy.
He's kinda become a permanent fixture in my life.
Autumn Dalca 05/23/17 Elouise
If you weren't already taken... and Lucius wouldn't have a hissy fit of epic proportions.
Autumn Dalca 05/23/17 Elouise
His mother and sister have been nice. Curious.
Father and brother are more reserved.
The library here is ridiculous. Like, Beauty and the Beast style.
As for the wife bit, that is entirely up to Lucius. I am not in any rush.
Autumn Dalca 05/23/17 Elouise
Thank you. For everything.
I got to meet Lucius' family. Well, I'd met some of them when I was like... 16? But not all.
Autumn Dalca 05/22/17 Elouise
Keep Winter out of trouble. I gather he is not doing well, and he doesn't have a Lucius to lean on.
Winter Summers 05/22/17 Winter got up from his spot on the floor leaned over and gave her a kiss on the cheek and a hug before flopping back down in his spot. "That's from Autumn she said she misses you."
Jason Reindhart 05/21/17 BlondeBoo
This can be arranged!
Wanna watch Jurassic Park, too?
I got the whole set on blu-ray!
Jason Reindhart 05/21/17 BlondeBoo
I've been dissected, poked, stabbed, electrocuted, etc.
I was born to be studied. Might as well try to help find a cure, right?
As long as he doesn't cut any of my limbs off...those take forever to grow back.
Winter Summers 05/21/17 Winter shook his head slightly.
"Sky was much like Spring she was mean, vindictive, and unpredictable. She was also sweet to her family whoever ended up with her. They messed her up bad, I would say she is in a better place now. But hell can't be better."
He turned slightly to look at her and gives her a small smile.
"Thank you Elouise."
Jason Reindhart 05/21/17 Baby Momma
Oh, I'm not trying to sleep with him. I'm a classy broad.
I'd drug him for that.
But I have Noura, so that won't be needed.
I meant he can study me. I was literally made to combat disease and cancer, so he may benefit from studying my cells.
And Rambo isn't a monster. He's a beautiful, precious gift... that just happens to be a terror.
Jason Reindhart 05/21/17 Sister-Wife
Tell your husband to pick up what I'm putting down.
I'm offering my body for his enjoyment.
He's not catching my drift.
Jameson Orlav 05/21/17 Jameson's arms snake around her middle, beneath the arms attached to hands that press gently against his chest. He pulls her tight, and while her belly presses against him, he can feel the gentle kicks of Rambo.

A small nod confirms his wife's curiosity.

"My Ollie. With Cole being around... This makes me kind of nervous." He shrugs, "He's safe here. He's in trouble. He needs me."
Winter Summers 05/20/17 Winter wondered into her room moved close to the bed yet sat on the floor his back facing her. "My sister Sky died. I know we hang out a lot and we need space but I don't...no I can't be alone right now. Can I just sit here?"
Autumn Dalca 05/19/17 Elouise
True...
That is so damn sweet. I love him, too! And you.
Winter Summers 05/19/17 Elouise
You know it is babe!
I love you SO much more!
And awe! Just Awe!
That's it!
You, me, Ice cream and Disney movie marathon!
Winter Summers 05/19/17 Elouise
Gurl I totally get where you are coming from!
Except I keep my swooing under control!
Winter Snow Summers doesn't openly swoon over any man!
If I was a Disney thing I'd probably be Morph..adorable and super lovable I mean who doesn't love Morph!?
Winter Summers 05/19/17 Elouise
Oh my god yes! It's so good!
We will watch both! Gonna sing the Rapunzel songs as well!
Again with the sidenote I didn't think I could find your husband anymore attractive till you pointed that out.
I mean come on! Who does swoon over Flynn's smolder!
Winter Summers 05/19/17 Elouise💙
Sidenote we are watching Moana tonight!
And you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna sing along with EVERY song!
Autumn Dalca 05/19/17 Elouise
Aww! That's f*cking adorable.
We were gone so long, we really need to stay here for a while, except for maybe a visit to Lucius' family.
Autumn Dalca 05/19/17 Elouise
I was thinking the exact same thing about you a few hours ago...
Noura Orlav 05/19/17 Drug Raccoon
Talk to Jameson.
Noura Orlav 05/19/17 Drug Raccoon
What do you want, Elouise.
Winter Summers 05/19/17 Elouise💙
IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Winter Summers 05/19/17 Elouise
My god I love you!
I'll be home soon and we can eat our weight in ice cream!
It's like my number one weakness!
Winter Summers 05/19/17 Elouise/Wife of my life/My bestest friend
I'm at the store buying ice cream any flavor you want?
Don't say all the flavors I did the math and I didn't bring enough money for that!
Jameson Orlav 05/19/17 Babe
Whenever you're done with your shenanigans. I'm in our suite. No overtime tonight, just you and me.
Oliver Price 05/19/17 "A baby," Oliver smiles brightly, cloudy eyes alight with excitement at the prospect of a joyous occasion. He looks to his right, give a nod to the empty space at his other side, before looking to Elouise once more. And then, looking beyond her, the smile is wiped from his face and once more Oliver a husk of a man. His shoulders curve, and he retreats, stepping toward his rediscovered door. "I should.. Jim said rest. I should rest. Thank you, for helping. You're very nice. Good."
Oliver Price 05/19/17 "Oh. Jim said... I don't think Jim would like that. Safe here. But out there?" Oliver allows himself to be led, shaking his head. Lifting a hand, he swats away the sweat from his brow before returning it to it's partner. Once more, he twists them together nervously.

With a shy glance sideways in her direction, Oliver clears his throat. A shaky breath is sucked in, rattling it's way to his core, and a shiver runs down his spine. "You're very nice."
Oliver Price 05/19/17 "My room. But," His eyes light up a moment, and he looks away. More clarity, that isn't really clarity at all. "She's just trying to help. She can help. She's good."

A moment of silence is had before he looks at Elouise again, features softening. "My room, please."
Jameson Orlav 05/19/17 Wife
Do not torment Oliver. There is no room for negotiation here.
Oliver Price 05/19/17 The man had been wandering through the corridor, trying to find his way back to his designated living space. Two hands twist together before him as the woman approaches him, body rigid as he nervously glances to and away from her repeatedly. "...Please don't... don't. Um. I don't snuggle."
Jameson Orlav 05/19/17 Babe
Okay but BABE.
He's barely more than a scrambled egg right now??
He can't come out yet or he wont be a BABY.
Jameson Orlav 05/19/17 Elouise
Babe.. you can't be in labor.
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
Winter Summers 05/13/17 Winter's hand went to her head, and he began to slowly stroke it. "I do understand, but Elouise you should know by now that you could never bother me. Do you know that I fear I'll be a bother if I just keep randomly show up? Then again there is that part of me that also kinda sorta doesn't care. It's horrible I know.

He smiled back at her as he heard her words. She kept spouting about how lucky she was but she would probably never know how blessed Winter felt to have her in his life. He was bad at expressing feelings most times. Could never word it properly. "We are truly the lucky ones Elouise, and good thing you want me here because I had no intentions of leaving anytime soon. Even if I did leave I'll keep coming back. Like herpes but not as bad...I really shouldn't compare myself to an STD."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "She worries about you a great deal, she does want to come to Moscow you know. Not sure Rhiannon does she calls you fat a lot and I can't tell where you guys stand on the friend scale but Soleil does want to come."

"Elouise you are aware you have never asked me to come here right? Not once, I just show up. You know why that is? Because I want to be here with you. Even if we just eat, sleep, or watch tv. Here is where I wanna be."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter pulled Elouise into his arms holding her nice a tight. He rested his chin on top of her head. He often did this when he was comforting one of his sisters. He usually was singing a song as well but this didn't seem like the time.

"It's not fair, but if we can't go to New York well then I have no choice but to make sure they come here. You should be able to see your friend. Being stuck in one place for a long time it's not okay."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 His frown grew more. "I don't think Jameson would just leave you Elouise. And he certainly wouldn't just take Rambo." Or at least he hopped so, Winter truly didn't know sh#t about Jameson.

Instead of sadness anger grew in Winter. He was concerned just like the rest of them. He wanted Elouise to stay put but this, this just wasn't right. "F#ck that! You can just stay here cooped up all the time. You aren't a pet you are a person one who can decide sh#t on her own. You shouldn't have to give up your happiness just to make others content!"

"We are going to New York and that is that. They want someone to be mad at they can be mad at me. I wont let you live this way Elouise. I wont."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "What's the worst that can happen Jameson b#tches me out? Beats me up? I can handle both of those things!"
He frowns gently.
"Which sister? And why would she think you helpless?"
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter held up his hand.
"Alright fine! But if he says no, I really will kidnap you. You deserve to live your life!"
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter laughed a little. "I am super spoiled, it's the first time I've been spoiled I love it."
Winter makes a face.
"It's not a kidnapping if he knows I'm gonna take you!"
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "Oh my god you have no idea! They give me a place to live, feed me, love me, it's SO hard!" He shakes his head sighing dramatically.

"I can always try and convince him to let me take you back home with me. I mean Soleil is in the sanctuary he has to trust her, I already told him I'd give my life to save you, and Rhiannon would probably defend you too! You would be super safe there!"
Glances around before leaning in.
"Or I could always kidnap you"
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter scrunches his face up. "Well I mean technically I have sex with two women a year, I just prefer men." Shrugs.
"I can make women straight for me but can't make men gay for me! Woe is me! Such a hard life!"
Laughs a little and bumps Elouise with his shoulder.
"I do so enjoy hanging out with you."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "Hey there is nothing wrong with being a hoe!" Is literally a hoe just with a fancier name. And he cost more.
"I KNEW IT!"
"So glad you agree! Well I mean it's my story and I'm sticking to that one!"
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "Well I mean I think Summer had business back in Jerusalem, at least that is what I was told last! So I think we are good but I do intend to introduce Summer to them so maybe?"
Winter made a noise and wiggled his head from side to side. "Well yes and no I mean Rhiannon said if she said she was bi-sexual Soleil would keep her in their bedroom till she took it back. Maybe they are just straight for me!" Puffs out his chest a little.
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "Summer probably would, I don't know if you know this but us Summers have no shame at all. Really part of our charm." He shrugged a little.
"I don't know we were all really messed up and Rhiannon was technically married to a man so maybe she sorta straightish like me maybe? It just happened."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter couldn't help but laugh for the millionth time this day. "They don't know any of my siblings so no, they probably wont be banging Summer. No need to get jealous." He assaulted her face with his finger poking her cheek. Oh she was just so adorable."

"Someone better looking though I am sure that's impossible! Maybe someone who er let's go with was different from me." Could not think of a better way to say it.
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "Well they have been busy! Don't make a big deal out of it! I'm already in the dog house for telling you about the threesome! If I get in any more trouble they might kick me out and then I will have to go back to living in hotel rooms and I don't wanna!" He frowned a little, he NEVER got the hotel rooms with the mini booze bottles!

"Oh my gosh really? Like for real for real? It would be me!? Oh my gosh!" He starts fanning himself. "I have never won anything no one has ever picked me. This is a big deal for me! Just give me a second here!" Small sniffling. "I promised myself I wouldn't cry!" Holds it in like a real man!
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "Rhiannon is trying to convince me to try and turn her ex hubby gay. He had sex with her sister though and Soleil hates him so ya know don't really think I am gonna try. And I believe that is true! I am glad you are married cause I'd try and smash and then turned straight! Er straighter I'm like ten percent straight currently." He nods his head agreeing with himself.

Winter's hand goes to his mouth, he is fighting it but it's a losing battle! It happens! He burst into laughter tears even come to his eyes. "Oh god Elouise you are amazing! Please! Please don't ever change you are perfection!"
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "Oh Surprises are good! I bet he will make it good! If not someone not gonna say any names can sneak in and give it just the smallest touch of fabulousness! Smallest touch!"

"Well we picked the color of the room and we went to Ikea together. It's a dangerous place to go alone!" Winter gave her a look. "One why does all the women I know try to hook me up wither their exes? Two I'd rather kill that trash then date him. I'm alright being alone Elouise plus work would be difficult to do if I had a lover."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 "You aren't doing anything? What about painting it? It's fun! I've done it with Rhiannon just don't go with Yellow I swear to god I will sneak in and paint it a different color!" He shook his head a little. "Men and me we don't get along sad considering my sexuality. But I am good with the little texting we do."

Winter gasp when his chin is flicked. "Not the chin it's so flawless it's how I make my money woman." He smiled a once again found himself chuckling. "Of course I am good to you, you deserved to be treated good! I don't know what I did to deserve you! I suppose we have Summer and her brownies to thank for our friendship no?" He smiled like an idiot recalling their first encounter. Damn troll under the bridge wanting to steal his bones!
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter shook his head a little his smile growing, just talking to Elouise somehow made everything okay again. All the bad thoughts vanished from his mind. "Speaking of little Rambo have you made a nursery for him!? And have I not seen it yet! My heart will break!"

"I do believe your husband is a good man, never spent much time in fact we have never had a face to face conversation but he seems good." He shook his head gently. "I am many things Elouise but I'm not sure I'm kind. I have a terrible temper and the littlest thing sets me off, I get attached too easily, I dare say I am clingy, I'm a jerk. But I want to be good."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter stared at her, Elouise had a wonderful skill for changing the mood. Trying to make something serious and emotional and making it okay again. Winter knew better he did but he wouldn't push the subject. He learned the hard way that when you force something sometimes that thing breaks. And what happens when something breaks? Not only does it get destroyed but you also hurt yourself trying to put it back together.

He smiled at her. "I think I could handle that I mean I got I five sister I think I can handle anything you throw at me love." His blue hues looked to her stomach. "Rambo will be the happiest baby. Because he's gonna have a mother like you. Who will make sure he is fed, clean and loved."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter frowned gently as he heard her start to talk, happiness was a b#tch. It can be there one second and gone the next he knew this better than anyone. Regardless of how feelsy this conversation was he found himself chuckling lightly as she mentioned Subway's five dollar foot longs.

"I understand what you are saying Elouise, but you have been through so much. You deserve all the happiness in the world." No one could be happy all the time he knew that as well. There was little to no times where Winter could recall himself being happy.

"Well we boarded the train to feels city didn't we?" Another weak chuckle came from him before he leaned forward and placed a gentle kiss on the top her head and gave her a sweet smile. "I love you Elouise ya know that? You are truly an amazing person."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter gives her the look. "That makes it sound like you are a dog and he takes you for walks sometimes! I mean I get wanting to keep you safe but good god! I can keep you safe! Maybe I guess I don't know crap about whoever shot you but I can fight! I dislike violence but that's just because I fear what I would become if I started to enjoy it." He sighed a little.

"Sorry I am getting carried away as long as you are happy then it's fine."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Hides the fact his heart was just broken into a million tiny pieces. "I will get us a to go then, hold on let me find some paper and a pen this is gonna be a long list." Searches frantically till he finds something and hands it to her. "How long are you gonna be in lock down exactly? How have you not gone stir crazy? I would have snapped two days in."
Winter Summers 05/11/17 Winter just needed to learn to stay out of his head things would be a lot easier for him if he would.
"An endless one you say!? Well what the hell are we waiting for!? Get's dressed let's do this! Unless you don't wanna get dressed I could go get a to go, but staying cooped up in here all the time is just not good!"
He smiled at her. "Come on we shall go get Mexican food, stare at some hot guys, get me drunk. Hours on entertainment I promise!"
Noura Orlav 05/10/17 Drug Raccoon
Cole sends his regards.
Winter Summers 05/10/17 Winter shook his head before plopping down in the bed next to her. "Never mind it's no longer important." He offered her a small smile. "How are you today my love?"
Winter Summers 05/10/17 Barges into her room arms full of cheetos, drops them on her bed. "Now let me ask you something, you had a choice between me or a woman you'd choose me ya? I mean my personality leaves much to be desired but I don't need to talk during sex! Obviously! Ah! And in this scenario you are bisexual just roll with it. We are keeping it loosy goosy and I brought you cheetos so!" Looks down at the many bags of cheetos before glancing at her.
Jameson Orlav 05/10/17 Elouise
Whatever she's done, you know she's just trying to get a rise out of you. Don't let it. You know better than to believe whatever she says.
Ella Donovan 05/09/17 Elouise
Actually. He touches me more than you. :)

Elouise
Maybe you should go fvck yourself, if you can even reach anymore with your baguette arms.
Ella Donovan 05/09/17 Elouise
Wrong number, but all my examines with James are transparent. ;)
Omfg he has the best touch.

Elouise
omfg Noura I accidentally texted the diseased heifer.
Ella Donovan 05/09/17 Elouise
See you @ 10 sharp tomorrow. I think being in Moscow helped it easier to lay on that cold metal examination table sans a gown.
Noura Orlav 05/09/17 Drug Raccoon
I can't wait to rewatch the security footage of when he pees on your for the first time.
Omg. And his first blowout.
Noura Orlav 05/09/17 Drug Raccoon
Yes. He is sh-tting in the womb, and eating it.
Hope for his sake it's runny.
Noura Orlav 05/09/17 Drug Raccoon
jfc.
He pees in the womb and then drinks it, and pees it again.
Summer S Summers 05/08/17 Elouise
I've got it in the calendar. I've already found the bar, right in your hometown. It's called "блядь си́ська". The bartender is this grumpy ole broad named Lyudmilla who's giving me total Mama Fratelli realness. Come to mama, Slothy!!
Winter Summers 05/08/17 Winter was about to list the many reason he thought she married him besides the fact he could put away food. But he watched as her eyes slowly slid close and within what seemed like seconds she was snoring. He'd like to say it was cute snoring but no it wasn't. And was she drooling on him!? In fact she was!

The things Winter does for love!
Winter Summers 05/08/17 Strokes her hair in a loving manner. "Yes Yes we can fill a whole tub with Ramen! Preferably one that is in a vacant room."
Winter Summers 05/08/17 Wraps his arms around her. "You were so quick I am super impressed! Yes let's take a nap! And then we shall eat our weight in food!"
Winter Summers 05/08/17 Elouise
So both Rhiannon and Soleil left me!
Suppose to be taking care of the house but it's so boring there all by myself!
So! Guess where I am!? That's right The Order!
Really should get new locks!
Anywho come find me!
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Soleil Whitaker 05/08/17 To: elouise.orlav@theorder.org
From: soleil.whitaker@theorder.org

Body:
NOT end of discussion. And I will NOT be kissing your ass. We'll talk about this when I get back to Moscow.

Soleil Whitaker 05/07/17 To: elouise.orlav@theorder.org
From: soleil.whitaker@theorder.org

Body:
New onesies??? What do they look like? I miss you most, end of story. I'll be home soon, I promise.

Soleil Whitaker 05/07/17 To: elouise.orlav@theorder.org
From: soleil.whitaker@theorder.org

Body:
Tell you what, I'll fly back to Moscow as soon as Rhi and I return from Cancun. Okay?

I love you, Elouise. I miss you riotously.
Soleil Whitaker 05/07/17 To: elouise.orlav@theorder.org
From: soleil.whitaker@theorder.org

Body:
Elouise. You and the Order will always be family. Rambo and Wilson are going to be best friends. We've already booked the trip, babe. Otherwise, I'd be home tomorrow. I promise I'll return to Moscow soon. I'll snuggle with you all you want! You, me, and Fishboy can have a sleepover. Okay?
Soleil Whitaker 05/07/17 To: elouise.orlav@theorder.org From: soleil.whitaker@theorder.org Body:
I was gonna say you're welcome to stay in NY with Winter when Rhiannon and I are in Cancun next week. But, I rescind the offer because you called my wife a f*cking heifer again. I love you, Elouise. But, I'm not okay with you calling her names, even if you are joking. She's my wife. I was never jealous of Jameson, I never called him names either.

And she will absolutely let Wilson and Rambo be friends. I'll make sure of it. Rhiannon knows you're family, she knows how important you are to me. There's no way she'd deprive me of time with you. Or deprive our kid of spending time with his brother.
Soleil Whitaker 05/07/17 To: elouise.orlav@theorder.org
From: soleil.whitaker@theorder.org

Body:
It just happened. Rhiannon mentioned it as a (semi) joke, said I'd get jealous and kick the poor man out of the house. So, I wanted to prove her wrong... I was also feeling it, so it happened. We will not be naming our son Rocky. We're thinking Wilson, though. He will absolutely be friends with Rambo - c'mon, El, that's a given.
Soleil Whitaker 05/07/17 To: elouise.orlav@theorder.org From: soleil.whitaker@theorder.org

Body:
Hey babe, yes to both of those things? In my defense, I was absolutely sh*tted when the whole threesome happened - don't worry, we all consented to it the night before. Apparently it was a good time had by all.

And as for the baby, Rhi and I decided to adopt a boy. We haven't signed the papers or anything yet, and once the process starts, it'll be a while. We're actually still working on the blueprints for some changes to the brownstone, and then we'll look into the adoption. Winter helped Rhiannon put together a nursery, and it's beautiful.

How are things in Moscow??
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
I love you too!
Probably more!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
I was gonna say that was hot, but then I read you wore onesies and I was like yeah that's still hot.
She didn't steal me! I am still married to you!
Me and her are just friends!
She didn't put a ring on it like you!
You are still my number one Bae!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
Does he now? Does he know that?
You wear the pants in that relationship?
And you can't because it would break her heart!
Don't do it!!!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
You are married! I would totally take you in a manly fashion if I could!
And for some odd reason I don't believe Jameson would be down for the threesome!
Now now their is no need for that! We all love each other here!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
Pretty sure I can't really remember it might have just been me and Rhiannon but I know Soleil was there!
I believe they are going to adopt a baby!
Like I said Soleil might not know! Rhiannon and I were doing a super stealth mission!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
Well I had sex with Soleil AND Rhiannon not just Rhiannon
I think...I was super f#cked up. Can't remember much!
And no my baby gravy doesn't work. Kinda dead vampire and all.
She did offer for me to stay and help take care of the baby but I think Rhiannon and Soleil can handle it.
Plus I have another baby I'm gonna have to spoil!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
Ya know when you put the lying piece of sh#t I oddly enough don't feel the love!
Nothing abnormal! Me and Rhiannon are building a nursery(hush hush on that not sure if Soleil knows yet), cooking together, watching Netflix, having sex together the normal stuff!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise love of my life, the best part of my life
I am so sorry!
But uh yes let's go with that!
Hurts doesn't it!?
And uh it means they spoil me! So much! That's what it means!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Soleil
Oh it's so much fun!
Living with Rhiannon and Soleil is a blast! And let's go with pleasurable experience!
Though living with you was also super amazing!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Soleil
I will TOTALLY do that!
I mean maybe like I said these questions aren't related to anything!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
Really have no idea how giddy you make me when you type such things to me!
That's adorable! Also learn to hold your breath, flour doesn't make the mess a child does! Mentally prepare for that!
And I was just asking! How do you feel about banana hammocks?
Again just asking has no real meaning!
I miss you too! And we should totally FaceTime soonish!
Winter Summers 05/07/17 Elouise
First and foremost! You are the BEST wife EVER!
Second! How do you feel about rhinestones and glitter?
Random question not related to anything at all!
Third how are you doing puddin'pop haven't heard from you in awhile!
Getting worried! And when I get worried I get an little crease on my forehead. Not sexy!
And I can't stand not being sexy!
Lucius Dalca 05/05/17 Text: Elouise
Let's do it. We will work on the details tomorrow.
Lucius Dalca 05/05/17 Text: Elouise
Do you wanna kill her? I would totally do it. Just don't tell Autumn about it.
Lucius Dalca 05/04/17 Text: Elouise
So... I saw a flier of another chick and Jameson... Is that like a joke or she is being a b*tch?
Autumn Dalca 05/04/17
Camille Rameau 05/04/17 Ironic considering that's how your face is going to feel in ten seconds.
Soleil Whitaker 05/04/17 Elouise
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Soleil Whitaker 05/04/17 Elouise
Where's your proof? Have you been watching the L Word?
That sh*t is fake news.
No need to get aggressive, dear. Glad you're getting some.
Soleil Whitaker 05/04/17 Elouise
It doesn't freak him out that there's a SMALL HUMAN inside of you????
Straight people are f*cking weird.
Soleil Whitaker 05/04/17 Elouise
Aren't you pregnant?
Soleil Whitaker 05/04/17 Elouise
I'd say I could show Jameson a good time, but I think Ella has that covered for me. ;)
See you soon, yes? Love you best.
Soleil Whitaker 05/03/17 The El Train
I love you too, even though you threaten to disrupt my marriage.
I'm coming home soon, I promise. I miss you terrible.
Soleil Whitaker 05/03/17 Elouise
Okay, Elouise. Whatever you say.
Soleil Whitaker 05/03/17 Elouise
You have a husband. And you're straight.
Soleil Whitaker 05/03/17 Elouise
El, c'mon. You already said you'd be willing to make nice.
Soleil Whitaker 05/03/17 Elouise
I'd say so, yeah. :)
Soleil Whitaker 05/03/17 Elouise
Nothing personal, babes. She's my wife.
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Jameson Orlav 05/03/17 babygirl
Come by my office...
I had a new desk delivered this morning.
Reckon it needs a christening 😎😎
Noura Orlav 05/03/17 Drug Raccoon
Love you too, sis.
Noura Orlav 05/03/17 Drug Raccoon
I was thinking, while you're with Jameson, you should totally frame that scrapbook picture and put it on his desk.

Drug Raccoon
And then kiss the glass. Ruby Woo, b*tch.

Drug Raccoon
...Oops.
Noura Orlav 05/03/17 Elouise
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Noura Orlav 05/03/17 Drug Raccoon
Glad you like Ella's clothes.
I'll let her know.
Winter Summers 05/03/17 Elouise
Oh ho ho that is very good point!
But a little romance wouldn't kill him!
I'll just have to bring the romance in his stead!
Or not I have NO f#cking clue how to be romantic!
Also I am okay...I think I'm not bleeding so that's a plus!
Winter Summers 05/03/17 Elouise
It will work! Perhaps this will spark the romance that is in him!
Gotta be there somewhere buried deep deep down!
Oh my god do you know he wouldn't even go on a bro date with me!?
I get beer in his office, which I am honored about and all but BEER!?
I at least deserve hard liquor I'm not talking the fancy stuff he could throw $5 vodka at my face and I'd be happy!

Elouise
I secretly think almost all men hate me!
I only have women friends!
AM I UNLOVABLE!?

Elouise
Update: Just fell and bashed my head off the dresser in my room while I was trying to get out of my clothes.
Hurt so much...I might be dying.
Winter Summers 05/03/17 Elouise
I have had SO much to drink tonight, yes that is me bragging!
BUT!
I thought of the perfect way for you to seduce your husband! Jameson so we are clear on which one!
You are going to cover yourself in butter, and when he sees you use this line: "You aren't the butter police are you? If you are better slap those cuffs on real tight! I might just slip out"
He is either gonna want pancakes or f to the uck!
Caitlyn Darrow 05/02/17 I know you'll probably nominate yourself and Jameson but..I made fliers and and and they're readable!
*preens*
Autumn Dalca 05/02/17 Lucius may get me for that first one...
*gigglegiggles*
Autumn Dalca 05/02/17
Autumn Dalca 05/02/17
Jameson Orlav 05/02/17 babygirl
Polish girls are terrifying, trust me. Why do you think I opted for a bílá dívka? You shouldn't trust everything Noura says. Your temper is one of her favorite things.
Soleil Whitaker 05/02/17 Elouise
Good answer.
'Abhor' is 5 letters, not a big word.
And thank you for finally admitting it.
I really do think you'll like her.
Soleil Whitaker 05/02/17 Elouise
Were you bored when you met me?
I abhor how you just talked about my wife. She's not a motherf*cking cow, Elouise.
Soleil Whitaker 05/02/17 Elouise
But, you wouldn't.
Soleil Whitaker 05/02/17 Elouise
Don't worry, the only thing the three of us will be sharing is a bottle of wine.
She's my wife, El.
Soleil Whitaker 05/02/17 Elouise
Will do, we can't have our poor boy lose another leg.
Aw, that was mean. Give him extra lovins for that poor joke.
I know, love. I'm sorry I haven't been around lately.
I really do miss you. Would you ever reconsider meeting Rhiannon?
Soleil Whitaker 05/02/17 Elouise
I'll have the neighbors drop him by the Compound tomorrow! He's probably in some dire need of running space.
And I'm sure he misses you, too.
Give him a big hug for me, okay?
Soleil Whitaker 05/02/17 Elouise
Jesus. Well, I guess I can worry a little less, huh?
Do you have someone keeping you company?
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
You're important to me, alright?
I mean it. Don't get yourself into trouble.
I need you.
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
Explain to me again how that's different than any other day?
I do accept your love, silly.
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
Yeah, yeah. I love you too.
Now, stop. Emotions are gross.
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
You're a tough b*tch, and that's part of the reason why I adore you.
Just try to keep the stupidity to a minimum, okay? For me, at least.
I'll never not worry about you.
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
Oh, damn. Trouble that bad?
I will, promise. And I'm ready if you need me home.
Okay?
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
If you need a change of scenery, take some time to yourself at my place. I've left a spare key in my room at the Compound.
The neighbors have been kitten-sitting Quincy and Topanga, I can let them know if you head over.
[Location Shared]
I love you, Elouise. Please take care of yourself.
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
We're in the process of co-signing on her brownstone.
Rhi's drawing up some new blueprints, and now that the weather is decent, we'll probably start making changes as soon as she's done.
We'll be back, though. I'm not selling my Arbat apartment, that thing is crazy nice.
Soleil Whitaker 05/01/17 Elouise
It's alright, understandable why you would be.
Tempers and stress have been high here, too. Primarily mine, but you know.
Rhiannon and I have postponed our return to Moscow, honestly.
Details when we talk, okay? Miss you too.
Ella Donovan 05/01/17
Noura Orlav 05/01/17 Elouise
The number you are trying to reach is unavailable.
Noura Orlav 05/01/17 Drug Raccoon
omfg. Battery Operated Boyfriend.
Noura Orlav 05/01/17 Elouise
Google it.
Noura Orlav 05/01/17 Elouise
All over your B.O.B.
Summer S Summers 05/01/17 Summer bounds in, shedding bags, bouquets, and any semblance of etiquette. Coming at a near sprint, she pumps on the brakes upon realizing maybe a running leap onto the injured, pregnant, peanut-butter-covered woman isn't such a grand idea.
Skidding to a halt, the angel grins widely at her friend before pulling her in for a (gentle) bear hug, peanut butter be damned. Giving Elouise's blonde locks a tug, Summer dips her finger into the jar, helping herself. "I wath promithed movieth and pillth." She said, mouth tacky with peanut butter.
Winter Summers 05/01/17 Rapunzel
If you are still being locked away in your tower, I've hidden several tequila bottles in The Order Compound.
Ya know in case of emergency!
You can't drink them but if you find them you can keep them and drink them once little man is out of your womb.
Autumn Dalca 05/01/17 Even stopped, Autumn had to tilt her head back. Being short was a motherf*cker sometimes... but also damn fun. Either way, she hugged Elouise firmly but gently, mindful of the still healing wound.

"Over and done. Do you think you can keep yourself out of trouble for a little while tomorrow? Me and Lucius have to go take care of something."
Autumn Dalca 05/01/17 For the record, she still would be if not for the fact Lucius would have a fine fit over someone else seeing her nude. Damn him for being such a spoil sport about dancing at her sister's club... but that was neither here nor there.

Autumn listened quietly and allowed the blonde to say her piece. She remained quiet for several moments after the final word. Then she sighed.

"And I'm sorry for blowing up at you. You scared the f*ck out of me. I probably overreacted because of Blaize... but you are my best friend, and the thought of losing you..." She shook her head, leaving the sentence unfinished.
Noura Orlav 05/01/17 Drug Raccoon
The number you are trying to reach is unavailable.
Noura Orlav 05/01/17 Drug Raccoon
The number you are trying to reach is unavailable.
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The number you are trying to reach is unavailable.
Autumn Dalca 05/01/17 Little did Elouise know Lucius had gone out and purchased a new phone for the redhead, after extracting a promise not to intentionally break this one. She really didn't want the bloody thing but after a bit of convincing, she accepted it.

Lucky for Elouise, Autumn was clothed when she opened the door.

"Aye? What can I do for you?"
Winter Summers 05/01/17 Elouise
I will TOTALLY take him out on a bro date!
I feel we don't get enough time together! Last exchange we had is where I forked over tacos and pickles!
He was holding my silky briefs hostage!
I will send you all the pictures it will be f#cking great!
Winter Summers 05/01/17 Elouise
Very good you do that! I will buy you some chocolate as well, and when I say some I mean all the chocolate in the damn isle.
I promise I wont eat all of it on my way back!
Maybe I'll take him with me! Have a boys day out!
Because real men shop for their wife's feminine products together!
Everyone knows that!
Winter Summers 04/30/17 Elouise
I don't wanna be broken either
I'd be content with severely damaged.
I'm a Summer somehow in someway we always recover.
Thank you Elouise, you are a great friend and I mean that.
Just so you know I am here for you as well, I'd do anything for you. Even run to the store to get you tampons or pads.
Just tell me exactly what kind first there are so many! SO MANY!
It's impossible for you to love me more! Impossible!
Noura Orlav 04/30/17 Drug Raccoon
That explains so much.
Noura Orlav 04/30/17 Drug Raccoon
Who do you think killed JonBenét?
Winter Summers 04/30/17 Elouise
And it's sexy as hell are you kidding me girl like god damn!
If I wasn't a gay man and you weren't married I tell you what!
I miss you as well.
And I'm not alright truth is I never was, but I'm trying to be.
I love you so much more than you could ever love me.
Summer S Summers 04/30/17 Elouise
Yes and yes.
While I was out here freezing my t!ts off waiting for you to buzz my ass in, I found this.


*Sprints inside, opening nearly every door until she finds Elouise*
*has no concept of ‘privacy’*
*understands that this is the last time she’ll be invited over*
Winter Summers 04/30/17 Elouise
You are sweet my love!
But he nails the accessorizing! Must get it from you!
Just look at that hat!
Winter Summers 04/30/17 Elouise
It dawned on me that I have failed to send you pictures of Frank I apologize!
[IMG]
Noura Orlav 04/30/17 Drug Raccoon
No. That was just a long shadow. Sorry not sorry.
Noura Orlav 04/30/17 Drug Raccoon
Those jeans make your ass look slightly filled out. Slightly. At JUST the right angle.
Summer S Summers 04/29/17 It was clear out. Clear but cold. She could deal with the cold. Summer just required the sun. Stepping out of the gleaming black Renault Duster, Summer slid a pair of wire rimmed sunglasses on and looked around. Shoving a wad of bills to the driver, she yanked her suitcase out and made her way to the door. The whole point in texting everyone on the planet about her arrival was so that the dogs would be called off. Scowling deeply at the need for dogs or whatever else they had lurking to keep Elouise safe, she knocked on the door loudly.

"Elouise!! Autumn!! I'M HERE!!!!"

She kept knocking, cracking on her gum. Adjusting her purse on her shoulder, she knocked again.

"It's f-cking cold out here! Let me in, I don't care if you're shot and knocked up."
Autumn Dalca 04/29/17 Autumn's phone buzzed, inticating another text message. She should've done herself a favor and turned the damn thing off, but no, she hadn't. Now that incessant buzz buzzing worked her last nerve.

There was a satisfying crack as the small rectangle of technology hit the wall, followed by the sound of several pieces bouncing onto the floor.

Try buzz buzzing now, motherf*cker.
Lucius Dalca 04/29/17 Text: Elouise
Really good idea.
Lucius Dalca 04/29/17 Text: Elouise
Good morning! Did you listen to Bob?
Winter Summers 04/29/17 Winter sighs and slowly sits on the bed next to Elouise. Poor thing she looked exhausted but who wouldn't be after the few days she has had? "Elouise there are a few things I have felt for you. Pity has never been one. Envy is a great one I mean how can you eat so much and not gain a pound? I'd be the size of a whale."

He glanced towards the door then back at her. "I'm not alright Elouise. Well to be honest I never am, I would explain but you don't need to listen to me. You have enough going on. I said I'd give my life for you I meant that, but I fear my heads not in it. What if something goes down and I'm off in Lala land and something bad happens? I don't wanna risk that."
Noura Orlav 04/29/17 Drug Raccoon
An upgrade.
Soleil Whitaker 04/29/17 Elouise
Fine, I'll stay in New York.
I'm sorry I worry.
Love you, too.
Noura Orlav 04/29/17 Drug Raccoon
Taking sh*t? Oh no. I'm giving good advice.
Noura Orlav 04/29/17 Coral
Omfg leave him alone. Get a goddamn hobby and grow up. And tell your friends to leave him alone. Don't think I don't see their unstealthy, disheveled asses.
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Did you charge extra? I don't strip for prostituka. I'll give you better shot next time.
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Prostituka
The way he knocked your flat ass up? How long did that take?
Winter Summers 04/29/17 Winter knocked gently on her door. "Elouise it's me don't reach for whatever weapon you have hidden under the pillow I'm coming in." With the warning he entered the room. "I am returning to London. You have enough protection here you don't need me. Chances are I'd just get in the way." He walked over and hugged her gently and placed a kiss on her forehead.

"I'd say be good but I know all to well that you never behave and I adore that about you."
Cole Ward 04/29/17 Incoming encrypted text
Prostituka
What is your rate? 55.7558 37.6173?
Jameson Orlav 04/29/17 Elouise turns her head, finding her voice long enough to choke out a muddled response. He wonders if she needs to turn away to speak because she will blow up on him otherwise, or if it's the mere prospect of his answer that she doesn't want to see written so clearly across his face. Truth be told, nothing was clear. He had no answer that would bring her peace or closure; only more questions, because that was what Jameson himself had.

His hand lifts from the bed at his side, and softly his fingertips touch against the pale skin of her forearm. The doctor suddenly feels as though what comfort he was once able to offer might be gone, leaving Elouise in a cold shell of uncertainty where he was not able to give her the warmth she needed. It wasn't fair for her, but he couldn't do anything else in this moment to remedy that. Right now it was Elouise's safety that he dwelled upon. Her, their baby, Noura and the crew. An entire family that he was responsible for, without question.

"I know this isn't how you expected our life to be, Ellie. You do understand that I will always do everything in my power to keep you happy. You know that, right? Right now there's just... I don't know what's going to happen. That guts me to my core. Uncertainty is not my strong suit. I can't risk you. Ever. Cole wants to hurt me, and you and The Order are the most logical way to do that, but right now this is the safest place for you to be."

His hand finds her own, fingers tracing over the soft skin of her palm as they find her fingertips. He looks down, unsure of where his gaze should be, as he could not fault her if she refused to look at him. He is perplexed in his own feelings of rage, anger, shame and remorse. Somehow they mixed like oil and water.

"I just need you to trust me."
Soleil Whitaker 04/29/17 Elouise
Woah, okay. I was just asking.
Can you blame me for worrying? I know you're one tough son of a b*tch, but c'mon... you were shot.
Soleil Whitaker 04/29/17 Elouise
Just checking in. How's the shoulder?
I'm hearing a lot of chatter, do I need to come home?
Jameson Orlav 04/29/17 The man blinks, slowly; pale lids fluttering over muddied eyes reddened by exhaustion. He hasn't slept. He can't. Not while Noura was gone, Cole was plotting, and Elouise was playing restless at home without him there to protect her. The entire notion of the women in his life fighting against being protected was starting to wear him thin. He's getting fussy about the stubborn continuance, unwilling to deal in the exchange that would bring arguments and banter. The fact of the matter was that whether or not she liked it, she was in DANGER. Brought on by the factors of his own past that were too late to amend. Her life, and the life of his unborn son were his to protect, and she would not find a way around it.

Jameson closes the space between them, taking strides away from the door and finding a place on the edge of their bed, close enough so that his hand could find the bandaging of her still healing wound. The wraps were kept clean, changed out in intervals as he had instructed to keep from infection. Still, it wouldn't stop him from tugging gently at the sticky tape that held them into place so that he could inspect the healing mess beneath.

At first, there are no words to accompany the glances between the bruised, expertly stitched wound and her pouting face. Mostly because he's taking the time to gain composure in his tone. Because when his words begin, he's going to need strength to remain firm.

"El, you're not to leave the compound without me." Flat. Smooth. Stern. "If you need anything, there are dozens of people here who will accommodate you. But you.. You're not going anywhere." He pauses then, only for a brief moment while he reattached the tape to her skin. His brows furrow over his eyes while his lips purse in mock fury.

Because there's absolutely no god damn reason he should have to do this, except for the fact that Elouise insists on constantly putting herself into clear and sudden danger out of her own stubborn wit.

"Do you understand?" His eyes find hers easily, and while his expression softens into something significantly less hostile, it still attempts to forbid her argument.
Jameson Orlav 04/29/17 Jameson slips back in through the doors of their suite, the night having demanded his attention and further fueling his exhaustion. Texts kept his phone busy, and at this rate it's moments away from dying. Warnings from his guests about Elouise's disappearance prompted his quick return, and if he had not still been faced towards the door, his wife might find his expression to be cause for some concern.

His mouth is tight. Muscles maxed through his jaw pull his face into a mellow snarl, because he's trying to keep his composure and now allow the bulk of his aggression fall entirely onto the pregnant woman with whom he shares his life. Sometimes she made it so hard. Much harder than it NEEDED to be. Right now, he was not going to put up with it.

"Baby..." He coos, tone melodic and forced into something stable, "We need to talk. Actually, I need to talk. I just need you to listen to me."

A soft, albeit purposeful sigh parts his lips, and when he finally turns around the evidence of his displeasure is painted plainly across his face. There's no way she won't know what's coming, and while he expects an argument, he has already left zero room for consideration.
Jason Reindhart 04/29/17 -stares at his drink absently-
"She was thinking about it..."
-turns to look at Elouise-
"I think I can help. My cells have been proven to reverse the effects of cancer, so maybe it can do the same for...whatever Noura has?"
-starts to worry at his-
"I don't know...I just feel like I have to do something...anything."
Lucius Dalca 04/29/17 Text: Elouise
Nah you didn't. Its not the first time I have dwelt with an angry redhead and it wouldn't be the last.
Have a good night! Listen to Bob Marley :)
Lucius Dalca 04/29/17 Text: Elouise
I know and I'll do my best to keep her calm headed. You just focus on getting back before your husband comes around, we don't need the situation exploding more. It sucks being inside all day but its only temporary until the situation on the outside is taken care of.
Lucius Dalca 04/29/17 Text: Elouise
It's alright just make it back safely and tomorrow when the heads have cooled down we can talk. She doesn't mean anything wrong, I promise. People are just worried. Everybody just needs to relax for tonight.
Autumn Dalca 04/29/17 Elouise
You were alone. You've officially put yourself and unborn child in danger. Way to go.
Know what? Fine. If my friendship means nothing more to you than that, I'm gone. I'll be sure to write something nice on your son's headstone.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Elouise
Adult my arse. You are acting like a spoiled child.
Obviously the fact you have all of us here trying to keep you and your unborn son safe because we f*cking care about you doesn't mean sh*t to you.
I can't wait to see how Jameson feels about it...
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
Grow up. Go f*cking home.
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
F*ck you, Elouise. Seriously. We both know what you're doing, luring him so that you can try to f*cking kill him just like you did to me. It's gonna be over my dead body.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Elouise
I'm standing in the middle of your room.
Try again. I'm not as goddamn stupid as you seem to think I am.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Elouise
Jesus f*cking Christ, Elouise.
Do you understand you are risking your life? Your son's life? Where the f*ck are you?
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
No one is going to Gorky Park. Go home.
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
The f*ck are you getting at?
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
Go home, Elouise.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Elouise
Where are you?
Lucius Dalca 04/28/17 Lucius didn't waste much time at all coming up Elouise's room and knocking on her door, "Heya! Its Lucius. Autumn wanted me to say goodnight to you since I hadn't seen you since we been here and its kinda weird texting between rooms in the same building now that I think about it." There was silence. He knocked again resisting the temptation to start a reggae beat right on her door with his knuckles. Man did he get silly when he is tired.

"Are you sleeping already??" He murmured through the door before leaning in to hear closer. Nothing. Curiosity got the best of him and he opened the unlocked door to absolutely anybody in the room. Wtf? "Autumn! Did I get the right room?" He shouted from the other side of the hall.
Cole Ward 04/28/17 Incoming encrypted text
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Lucius Dalca 04/28/17 Text: Elouise
You are welcome! Thanks for letting us stay over at the compound!
Btw I was checking the bathroom down the hall on the upstairs. There is this teddy bear facing the toilet with eyes that keep zooming in and out, is that normal.................
JK! Ha ha ha... Yeah I am a bit sleep drunk too..
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Elouise
Yep! We'll get settled in just fine.
Love you, too!
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 *chuckles*
I figured we would. Far more convenient than driving back and forth, and I can keep my jammies on.
*kisses Elouise's cheek*
You're probably right. I'm a little surprised he hasn't come in here pouting yet.
Summer will be here soon, anyway.
We love you. Remember that.
*gets up and ambles out*
Summer S Summers 04/28/17 Elouise
With the tricks I'll teach you, he won't even remember how to say "lesbian". Promise.
Summer S Summers 04/28/17 Elouise
Oh, I'll push up on ya, girl! You're getting the best lap dance ever.
Summer S Summers 04/28/17 Elouise
Of course! Bust out the fives and tens, baby!
I kid. For you- gratis!!
I told Autumn I'd give her lessons. May as well make it a complete class.
Summer S Summers 04/28/17 Elouise
Hey, to be fair, here’s one of me from the gym CCTV:



Delete after viewing. I'm supposed to be graceful and sh!t. Nobody needs to know the truth.
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
I'm not calling it anything. Just tell them to leave him alone. All of them.
Summer S Summers 04/28/17 Elouise
Caged??? Say it ain’t so. You could hop on my back and I could fly you out!
Kidding! My wings are useless for that purpose. I’m like a kakapo- cute, nocturnal, and flightless. This is basically me:
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
Kindly tell your friends to keep their hands off Cole.
[Attack footage uploaded]
You witnessed Autumn Summers attack Cole Ward!
Summer S Summers 04/28/17 Elouise
Perhaps three Summers descending upon you is a bit much. I tend to forget most people don't dwell in chaos. Maybe I should come another time? Perhaps after Jameson kills the punk b!tch who hurt my friend? I can personally escort their soul to an acquaintance of mine. I know just the ring of hell such a person belongs.
Jason Reindhart 04/28/17 -enters quietly then sits next to her-
Well as long as you and Rambo are okay...
-stares at the screen-
Do you think Noura still wants the cure?
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
Extremely.
[IMG]
Jason Reindhart 04/28/17 -opens up and gives a hug in return-
"I am surviving. Found some bugs here and there in the compound but clearly they were just decoys. How are you?"
-looks at where she was shot-
"Does it still hurt? Need new bandages or anything?"
Jason Reindhart 04/28/17 -knocks on the door-
I have Mexican cuisine and diet soda.
Noura Orlav 04/28/17 Elouise
Thanks to Cole.
Are you still shot... or whatever?
Summer S Summers 04/28/17 Elouise
Break out the rolling papers, bish. I'm coming for youuuuu!!!!
Apparently someone's gonna have to hold my jewelry while I beat a b!tch- you got shot?? Oh hell nahhhh!!!!
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 If only we'd met sooner.
*waggles her brows*
Let's focus on getting you healed first, aye? Have a nap while we're waiting for pizza.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 There. Food is ordered. He said forty-five minutes.
*snuggles close*
I do love that man...
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 *squints*
Good grief, that's a lot of bloody food.
Are you going to share with me, or will you try to bite my fingers off?
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 We'll have plenty drinks after he's born, you can bet on it.
*chuckles*
Do you want pizza? I can ask him to get one.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 I've know you long enough.
*winks*
He came in with me. When I say stalking, he's doing his manly, protective thing.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 *leans close*
Less miserable with you around.
*chuckles*
Only one glass for you. Regular sized. Not one of those giant party glasses.
Lucius is stalking around the compound. I hope no one tries to attack him...
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 *squeezes the hand*
No, it's fine. I am...
*sighs*
I am not myself. It's been a hell of a week.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Anyone else, you mean?
*tight smile*
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Useless? No, it's called healing.
You don't heal the way I do... I would help, but Jameson would likely be quite cross with me.
*looks thoughtful*
Though Lucius may be able to. He has many tricks up his sleeve.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Aye, he is good company...
*smiles again*
I don't have to do anything, love. I came here because I wanted to. You are family.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 *smiles faintly*
] As well as can be expected.
Just so you're aware, me and Lucius still have something to take care of, so we may leave for a bit, but we'll be back when we're done.
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 Mhmm... I know you are not a morning person, but food bribes always work.
*ambles in and sits on the bed*
How are you feeling?
Autumn Dalca 04/28/17 *pops her head in*
Good morning, sunshine...
*steps through the door, waggles brown paper bag*
I brought bagels and cream cheese.
Jason Reindhart 04/27/17 Elouise
I am going for a Taco Bell run.
Raptor be hungry.
Want me to grab you anything?
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
I know you're one tough b*tch. But, I still worry.
I love you, El. You know that?
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
FaceTime later.
I need proof that you're actually okay.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
I promise.
But, I'm coming home if I hear of any other bullsh*t going on.
I'm going to make Winter keep me updated, if you won't.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
You were shot?
Where? How? Did you go to the hospital?
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
Just tell me what's going on, please.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
You're lying by omission, then.
Are you hurt? Is Jameson okay?
You're making me really nervous.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
Are you okay, Elouise?
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
I know you meant it. You just haven't told me why.
What's going on, El? I will come home just to get an answer from you.
Jason Reindhart 04/27/17 Elouise
I've gotten soft.
I'm frustrated because I let this happen.
I was born and trained so situations like this would never arise, and yet here we are.
I'm not letting it happen again.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
What do you mean?
What happened? Are you okay?
Jason Reindhart 04/27/17 Elouise
I'm not good company right now.
I'll be outside patrolling.
If you need anything I'll bring it to you but until this mess is over, I'm going to be patrolling the compound regularly.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
Thanks, love.
What's new in Moscow? Anything?
You never got back to me about what you wanted me to bring home.
Winter Summers 04/27/17 Winter's hazel eyes focus on the tv, he never really watched this show. Heard people talk about it but Winter truly never watched tv. His attention went back to Elouise, there was no point in starting now. Besides Elouise was more important than Gilmore Girls.

"I can't say I know what you are feeling because obviously I will never have a baby. I don't know who did it to you Elouise and I wont ask, mostly for the fear I might do something stupid. But he was the one is in the wrong, honestly who shoots a pregnant woman?"

He rested his hand over hers, over little Rambo though he seriously hoped that would not be the name of the baby. "Nothing will happen to this child, or to you. Not as long as I still live. You are like a sister to me Elouise, and I will do anything for my sisters. I mean that, plus there are others willing to protect you I am sure. You have nothing to fear."
Winter Summers 04/27/17 Winter crawled into the bed and scooted close to her. "Ah good old Netflix, I haven't been watching it lately. Clearly I have no idea what is good to watch." He stared at Elouise and squeezed her hand back.

"Blaize is strong if he wants to come back perhaps he will. Maybe he is content where he is. Summer said all vampires go to hell and his lover was one maybe they are together now." He smiled at her.

"Regardless love are you sure that you are alright? You were shot, you are pregnant that has to be scary. And don't lie, my whole life half my siblings have never been okay. I know the looks and the signs of what not being okay is. I'm not saying you have to talk about just let me know if I can do anything love."
Lucius Dalca 04/27/17 Text: Elouise
Excellent!
Lucius Dalca 04/27/17 Text: Elouise
Perfect! I have a question for you....
Is your husband cheap? Like for an update/upgrade his security network, for example..
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
I kinda like you, too. ♥
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Jameson sealed the deal before you met me.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
Is there anything I can bring back?
How's Doc? Fish?
Did you hear about Winter's brother? He said that he bottles things up, but if you see him, would you give him a hug for us?
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Perhaps... a beautiful hot mess, anyway.
Soleil Whitaker 04/27/17 Elouise
Not sure. Rhi and I are co-signing on her brownstone, then we'll head back to Moscow.
I miss you. How are things?
Winter Summers 04/27/17 Winter gives her a small smile, his hazel eyes focus on the pillow for a mer moment. "Ah but I did, you got shot. You got hurt. Not only that but I can't imagine you are doing perfectly alright up stairs if you know what I mean." He could imagine how scary it must have been.

"I said it once my dear Elouise you are dear to me, very." He dropped his three bags and walked over hugging her gently. "I am here if you wanna talk, sit in silence, goof off. I am here, and I always will be." He offered her a genuine smile. "So how are you? Need anything? Food? Something to drink? Foot rub perhaps?"
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
And it seems to be working for you! Which I am happy for.
Though I'm almost positive Lucius' family would lynch him for doing that. They are.. eh... traditional.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
I may have to if he keeps me waiting much longer...
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
And risk catching his wrath? Nope.
But he means well.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
One glass, and no ratting me out to Jameson.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Most likely. Lucius, too.
Noura Orlav 04/27/17 Elouise
Your world might revolve around Jameson, but mine doesn't. I smell that goddamn vampire friend of yours. Keep him away from me.
Lucius Dalca 04/27/17 Text: Elouise
You aren't a burden but you know if your compound needs more security, its what I do for a living. Ask Autumn. She is lucky she doesn't have a tracking chip on her left butt cheek.
Ha! JK I am not that weird. But seriously I am a surveillance specialist.
Also don't jinx it! That woman is not easy to keep calm. Sooo not easy. I was a stroke away from doing a calming spell.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Mhmm...
Except it isn't your choice to make when it comes to deciding what's best for him. It's his.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
It does... but I won't give it up.
Lucius is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Would you say the same about Jameson?
Winter Summers 04/27/17 Winter waltzes into her room. "Here I am! Now before you ask yes I still have a key. I am a forgetful person my dear Elouise I had a high risk of losing the first one! Anyway bring it in! Unless you are too hurt then we can air hug? I have no idea where you were even shot! Regardless here I am to protect you!"

He held up his hand. "And this is the part where you go but Winter you hate violence, and I do! I really do but for you, I'd do anything! Just about anything jumping off a bridge is NOT on the table cupcake!"
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Neither am I, but Lucius loves me anyway.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Then it is not your fault. You had no way of knowing.
Jameson loves you and he wants you. None of that 'he deserves better' junk.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
You recognized him, but did you know he was going to put a bullet into you?
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
I'm aware how curious you are. I'm the same way.
Did you know the man would shoot you?
Noura Orlav 04/27/17 Elouise
I'm fine.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Elouise, love, don't beat yourself up.
You are imperfectly perfect. You are alive. Your son is alive.
No one except that son of a b*tch who shot you is to blame.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
He knew what he signed up for. Lucius is coming, too. If all else fails, they can do guy things together.
You being in Moscow at the compound where it's safe and familiar is probably a good thing. It isn't only you he's protecting at this point.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
You are missing the point. We worry because we love.
We protect because we love.
You are loved..
Lucius is a perfect example to use here. I am more than capable of protecting myself, but it is his privilege to keep me safe. It is a primal need. I'll not take that away from him.
I know you're capable, but Jameson seems to think along the same lines as Lucius in those terms. That being said, he's going to beat himself up.
Deep breaths, Ellie.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
You are dear to me. I would come without being asked.
The only reason I'm not already there is because Lucius stopped me.
I'll admit, it's a good thing...
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Sooner than you might think.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
You're my Ellie... I'm allowed to worry.
In this world, anything is possible. But if the past cannot be helped, I can sure tear the throat out of the future.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
I am not scolding you, Elouise.
If you want the honest truth, I am scared for you, because sh*t from what I am assuming is Jameson's past is coming back to haunt him and now you are in the line of fire.
I just lost my brother... it could have easily been you, too.
Jameson Orlav 04/27/17 Jameson's brows knot tightly over his muddied irises, his arms coiling around Elouise without pause as his need to comfort her came in waves of a second nature. Was he okay? It wasn't a concept that he considered naturally. Jameson had been happy. Sad. Infuriated. Ecstatic. Euphoric. But in the entirety of his adult or adolescent life, he is not sure what could have qualified as 'okay'.

"You're what matters right now. You and our child. Our home. Our family. I'll take care of Cole. And I'll take care of you, okay, knēzńa?" The tip of his finger finds the soft skin just beneath the jut of her chin, tipping her face to his and allowing him to press a soft kiss against the corner of her mouth. "I should have been there to protect you. What if.. if anything had..."

Jameson sighs, though not defeatedly. The punches kept rolling in, but he would not be deterred.
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
Unhappy? Only unhappy? Are you certain?
Autumn Dalca 04/27/17 Elouise
I see.
Let's play a game. Pretend I am human.
Now pretend I am pregnant.
With me so far?
And I've told you someone shot me.
How does that make you feel?
Jameson Orlav 04/27/17 *reaches for, tugs at*
Listen.. I don't want you leaving the compound. Not without me, or Jason. Jesus I don't even care if it's Winter or Autumn. Cole...
*huffs, jabs at pizza box*
He's unpredictable, as you're now able to attest to. I'm not willing to risk it.
Jameson Orlav 04/27/17 Babesauce
I'm sorry I disappeared after the lab last night.. I have some things to prepare for. I'm just getting in. Where are you? I told you to be on bed rest. Come back here, please. I'll stay all day if you'd like.

Babesauce
... I brought fried mac n' cheese bites and a bacon stuffed crust pizza. Because LOVE.
Lucius Dalca 04/26/17 Text: Elouise
Well that was pretty ****ed up.. [I heard what happened]
Shame on you not to tell me! And shame on you for getting shot! We need to work on your self defensive skills once that baby pops out.
Winter Summers 04/26/17 Elouise
I would drop everything to come to your side Elouise.
It's what friends do! And you are a very good friend to me!
Possibly the best! Oh who am I kidding you are!
And if the Bossman isn't gonna let you out you 100% need me!
You will be bored out of you noodle!
We will hang out and get fat together!
Besides I miss Elouise and Winter time!
Plus I have new onesies I simply must show you!
Also gonna protect your ass! Vampires don't even need sleep!
24 hour protection!
Winter Summers 04/26/17 Elouise
My perfect ass you are fine!
And I think telling Autumn would be good for her!
She does a good job at killing people she could use the distraction!
I am coming back to Moscow!
I shall be your human shield! Being vampire does have it's perks!
No one shoots my wife and gets away with it!
In the very least I can provide cuddles and entertainment!
I am VERY entertaining!
Autumn Dalca 04/26/17 Elouise
WHAT? DID YOU F*CKING GET SHOT? WHO THE F*CK SHOT YOU?
Autumn Dalca 04/26/17 Elouise
As you wish.
I'll let you avoiding my question about leaving the compound go as well.
For now.
Autumn Dalca 04/26/17 Elouise
Bullets..? What possessed you to use such an example?
Why can't you leave the compound?
Autumn Dalca 04/26/17 Elouise
Aye, I'm in London and am... I'll be fine.
Lucius hasn't left my side, but I promise to let you know if I need you.
Thank you so much for being there. You're an amazing friend. I don't know what I'd do if anything happened to you.
Lucius Dalca 04/26/17 Text: Elouise
The wifi wasn't working for half the day.
We are sure that Blaize is dead.
And I am not sure yet... I have been keeping her leveled but she has 'ideas'..
Winter Summers 04/26/17 Elouise
WHO SHOOTS A PREGNANT LADY!?
AND WHY CAN'T I TELL AUTUMN!?
I'LL ASSEMBLE THE WHOLE F*CKING SUMMER CLAN!
HE WILL WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN!
NO ONE SHOTS MY ELOUISE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Winter Summers 04/26/17 Elouise
Well if you need to talk I am here for you as well.
I'm not big of the feelsy stuff, great at listening to other people but I like to keep my sh!t bottled up.
Winter Summers 04/26/17 Elouise
Somewhat? What does that mean?
I'm only somewhat alive when I have a SUPER bad hangover!
I'm alright brother passed away so there is that.
Autumn Dalca 04/26/17 Elouise
Why are you not allowed to leave?
Blaize is dead.
Autumn Dalca 04/26/17 Elouise
Miss you, too.
Jason Reindhart 04/26/17 -stares-
"I'll kill him. Yup. I'm gonna eat him."
-Actually looks p!ssed off for once-
"Ill shoot him first, for you."
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 -Ignores-
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Hard f*cking no.
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
He is not a f*cking ******head!
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
See, we were having this lovely moment, and then you had to go and ruin it.
Don't f*cking compare them.
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
JFC. It's not like you're dead.
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Something like that. You told Jameson, right?
Jameson Orlav 04/26/17 *wide, disbelieving eyes*
*sprints across the room*
What the FVCK, Elouise.
*grasps at the towel, pulls away, inspects the wound in her shoulder*
For fvcks sake. Jesus CHRIST. Come on, we need to get to my lab.
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Eh.
Jameson Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Yes, where are you?
Jameson Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Yes, where are you?
Jason Reindhart 04/26/17 -sprints to her room-
"I'm here ! Let's go!"
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
He's a good shot.
Noura Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Yea. I know him. Nonya is his name. Nonya Business.
Cole Ward 04/26/17
Tell him Cole Ward sends his regards, prostitutka.
Jameson Orlav 04/26/17 Elouise
Get home. Now.
Cole Ward 04/26/17
I owe him a bullet.
Care to offer yourself?
Život pro život.
Winter Summers 04/26/17 Elouise
Bish you still alive?
Cole Ward 04/26/17 You sound..how you say, nemožné.
Like a.. prostitutka. Are you večeře?
Cole Ward 04/26/17
Malá holka, you're not my type.
Summer S Summers 04/25/17 Elouise
I bought something for your offspring. I even gave it a test run with a random dog I found. Pretty cute, ya? If it works for scruffy Bishon Frise, it should work for a human child. I’ll stick it in the mail shortly.
*dog not included, unless you rilly rilly want it, then I’ll stuff it in the box too.
Jameson Orlav 04/20/17 *scoops up*
*twizzler hanging out of his mouth*
*trots off towards suite*
We have to start practicing. Rambo will be here soon and he's going to need a brother!!!!
Jameson Orlav 04/18/17 WifeLife
You did... what... a fvcking tbone???
I want a divorce
Soleil Whitaker 04/18/17 Elouise
In the States. Can I get you anything?
Was gonna get Rambo a Boston onesie when I was home last night for the Bruins game, but thought better of it.
Hope all is well in Moscow!
Jameson Orlav 04/17/17 Das Babe
MAYDAY. I ate all of the cookies.
I mean ALL of the cookies.

Das Babe
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I AM DYING.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen:
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
I say you still got it!
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
Why is that?
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
Lol! Good for Jameson.
Lucius doesn't swing that way. Not even a little bit.
They're both attractive men... can't deny that, but I'll stick to my Lucy.
Those massages alone are enough to make me keep him.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
Speaking of Winter Soldier, that man is gorgeous.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
You seem to be, too.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
That is so goddamn adorable. I love it.
My mother language is boring English.
But I know German, too, though circumstances...
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
HAH. I tend to agree...
We'd be f*cked if Lucy didn't know Spanish.
Well, not really, but it's super handy.
And hot. I won't lie.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
...I had him translate.
I love you, too!
Or - Si eu te iubesc.
He taught me Romanian back in the day. It's a little bit ridiculous how much knowledge is stuffed into his head.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
As long as you're happy!
We're supposed to be going somewhere... I'd tell you but can't remember where. Even if I did, spelling would be an issue.
I can't speak Spanish. But Lucy can!
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
I love those days...
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
Beds are the best...
But adventuring is great, too.
I'm getting you a bottle of wine here and saving it for after the little one is born.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
Nothing wrong with that.
Aye, it's beautiful here. We're having a great time, even the impromptu swimming lesson... but don't tell him that.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
Why are you... no, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
He didn't actually try to drown me.
I was minding my own business, reading under the umbrella on the beach. He decided it would be fun to snatch me up and toss me into the Balearic.
Autumn Dalca 04/17/17 Elouise
Lucius tried to f*cking drown me.
Camille Rameau 04/17/17 You look like my next bounty hunt.
Jameson Orlav 04/17/17 superbabe
Why do you need a costume anyway? It's not going to be on you for more than five seconds.. keep the ears though.. 😉
Noura Orlav 04/16/17 Elouise
What about incendiary devices?
Soleil Whitaker 04/16/17 Elouise
Happy Easter to you too, darling. My best to Jameson.
I would've sent you my Easter meme, but it had to do with gay weddings....
Love you, beautiful. See you soon?
Autumn Dalca 04/16/17 Elouise
Happy Easter to you as well, beautiful lass.
We are enjoying a lovely view at the moment...
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Winter Summers 04/16/17 Waifu
Well I am gonna make a ham for myself later, I can bring leftovers! I can't eat the whole thing myself!
Or I can just make you one as well!
Cause I love you so!
Winter Summers 04/16/17 1st Wife of my life
You already ate it!?
I knew I should have bought more candy!
I am so sorry I have failed you!
Winter Summers 04/16/17 Elouise
HAPPY EASTER!
I left you a basket outside the order compound might wanna grab it before someone else does!
Filled it with ONLY THE BEST goodies!
Caitlyn Darrow 04/16/17
Ella Donovan 04/13/17 At least I'm not a urine soiled incubator. Is it even real or is it constipation? Nevermind. It's obvious with that piece of unprocessed pork stuck up your rectum.
If I wasn't hot you wouldn't waste your petty time here.

Excuse me, I have to go cop a feel on your husband.
Ella Donovan 04/13/17 so.. Are you something other than a boner killer?
Nathan Krieger 04/13/17 Blondies
Why does everybody think I'm antisocial?
I'm not...I'm just awkward.
They are the only two I really speak to, yes.
Jason Reindhart 04/13/17 So Much Yes
If I bat my eyelashes enough I'm sure she'll be fine with it.
Leme work my magics.
Jason Reindhart 04/13/17 Sister Wife
Our lover is back. All is complete.
I have my wife wife, mys sister wife, and my dude bro wife.
We should celebrate with a bunch of snacks and movies and stuff!
I don't know how to celebrate with people.I never really have before...
Nathan Krieger 04/13/17 Blondie
I can easily do that.
My sister and friend eat their weight in breakfast food every morning.
This should be easy enough.
Nathan Krieger 04/13/17 Blondie
Are you craving bacon?
I suppose I could cook something up...
I do enjoy cooking.
Nathan Krieger 04/13/17 Blondie
I am alive. I am just not one to attract attention to myself.
I have no clue about this bacon.
The kitchen?
Jameson Orlav 04/13/17 *nods in approval*
Yes, seals. Protein and more protein to make this little man nice and strong. We need him to be READY.
*flexes*
He will be big and strong like his papa. And if he's lucky, at least a fraction of as handsome, too.
*waggles brows*
Jameson Orlav 04/13/17 *coils around*
As if I need an excuse to blow off work for my beautiful and very pregnant incubat- errrr, wife?
*runs a hand over baby belly*
Has he been behaving himself???
Jameson Orlav 04/13/17 babesauce
Come home so we can Netflix and chill. I'm blowing off the office for the rest of the day. Whatever you're doing now can wait.
Jameson Orlav 04/13/17 Wifelife
Are we.. getting a keg???
Ella Donovan 04/13/17 Thanks, but we don't need a sock. If the bed is rockin' don't come knockin'.
Lucius Dalca 04/12/17 Text: Elouise!
How could you!?! Nahhhh it is fine that you had to go because you needed time for your husband. COMPLETELY understandable. You are always welcome to visit again whenever you want. Both of us enjoyed having you around and are looking forward to being uncle and aunt! I will be the good influence out of the two of us! Homework... Military training.. Hacking Moscow's security chambers.. You know the works :-O
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
Maybe I did. But you love him. And you love me.
You'll thank me later.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
Tell your big boy hubby to iron his own suits, then.
I adore you!
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
In my defense, Fish did get into some PB this morning. He actually couldn't open his mouth. He's fine now.
You're welcome, by the way.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
Say hi to the doc for me! 😘
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
Fish is in Jameson's office, didn't want him roaming.
I had to fly home to grab something, but I'm on my way back now.
See you in 5. I want a hug.
Autumn Dalca 04/12/17 Elouise
PS - Love you, too. ♥
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
She didn't poison OUR dog. She loves Fish, he sits with her when she does yoga.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
She's not fat, jfc. Look, photo evidence. She's helping me find a diagnosis for Fish.
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Mountain View
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
No, my allegedly fat wife keeps it stashed.
I don't know what he got into, just get here quick.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
Just let me know when you're close.
I'm not leaving Fish's side until you get here.
Autumn Dalca 04/12/17 Elouise
Oh no! Please travel safely and let us know how your dog is doing! Pets are family, too.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
I'm SORRY. I just panicked.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
He can't open his mouth. I don't know what happened.
The poor boy, hasn't had anything to eat or drink all day.
Meet me at the Compound.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
Come home.
I think I broke Fish.
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
EL.
Where.
Are.
You?
Soleil Whitaker 04/12/17 Elouise
Where are you? I miss you.
Winter Summers 04/12/17 Elouise
Oh is he!?
Great I will text him right away!
Thank you! Love you!
Winter Summers 04/12/17 Elouise
911 EMERGANCY!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I LEFT MY SILKY BRIEFS!!!
YOU HAVE TO MAIL THEM TO ME!!!
I NEED THEM!!!
Also sorry for double texting you!
Jameson Orlav 04/12/17 pork fiend
Babe.. there's no bacon.. WHOISHEREWITHME.
Jameson Orlav 04/12/17 Tres Suspicion
What's in London? Not your husband. Are you cheating on me??? ... What's that good cheese we always get, by the way..
Jameson Orlav 04/12/17 wife???
Sorry, I have amnesia. Who is this?
Jameson Orlav 04/12/17 *looks around suspiciously*
*squints at phone*

Babesauce Where the fvck is everyone??? Why is the electric bill so high??? Who turned up the thermostat??!?!!
Winter Summers 04/11/17 Elouise
Is this the third or fourth day we have been apart!?
It feels like a millennium! It's hell!
That being said I miss and love you!
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Call Me What You Want
I love you right back, Elouise.
She's not fat. And neither are you.
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Babenacci??? What.
Everything is okay. It's a lot to explain.
You'll understand when you get home. Promise!
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
We'll talk when you get home, okay?
Things have been.... interesting.
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
All is forgiven. I still adore you.
Lucius carried you to bed. We both tucked you in. You're so cute when you sleep, even though you snore.
Jk jk. Not really. Aaaanyway.
Homemade pizza for dinner.
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
Surprisingly, I'd be alright with that.
We just need a vacay. Yes?
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text: Elouise
Well I think about a dozen people have seen me naked besides Autumn. I had a pretty interesting life before her... *coughs*
What I was gonna say though..
She has an amazing ass! I absolutely love touching it every chance I get. So if you see my hand glued to it... Don't be surprised.
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
I love you, you know that. I can't wait for you to come home.
I can't wait for Tahiti!
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text: Elouise
Nooooooo I said you are pregnant because you have lived a little too much.. Never mentioned with someone else!
I was naked too... Wait she has??? When??
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
Don't make things difficult, doll.
We're all friends here.
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
She doesn't actually think you're fat, Elouise. I promise.
Have I ever lied to you?
I will not allow weapons in my home. I already found what you stashed under the fridge.
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
I am not slumming it. Omg.
And she won't call you fat. You aren't fat, El.
She'll play nice, I promise.
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
You're good to me.
I'll settle for a picture, then. Make it a good one!
I'm still expecting you to come over for dinner. Okay?
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
Bring me a Kate. Please and thank you.
Steal the London Eye for me too, babe?
ELOUISE. JFC. Would it kill you to be nice?
Lucius Dalca 04/10/17 Text: Elouise
I think you living is what got you pregnant! Not that I mind because I get to be an uncle but still.

OMG. How long were you watching......
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
What do you have in mind? Tell me. I hate surprises.
Practical. Original. I can get behind that gift.
I miss you too, by the way.
Soleil Whitaker 04/10/17 Elouise
I was just about to text you! Glad to hear you're having fun.
Surprise me! Get me the most English thing you can find.
You're not obligated to, no. But, the woman does like gifts. I thought you were going to try and make nice? For my sake?
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Drama Llama
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Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
Going out requires real clothes.
You could go back to Moscow if you really want to...
Or, I can make waffles and you can stay in jammies a little bit longer before we figure out what to do.
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
I love you, too!
Get ready. No jammies.
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
Absolutely.
One mimosa. ONE. And don't tell Lucius, because he will give me an arse-chewing of a lifetime, and not in a good way.
Top secret, k?
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
I don't think little of you, silly goose. I just know horsepower + new driver = SMASH.
And you're my bestie, so I'm more worried about you than the car.
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
Why would I let you drive my car if Jameson doesn't let you drive his? You don't have a license.
Or over 100k euros to replace my car.
And you're pregnant. That's probably where the no wine thing came in.
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
In your dreams.
Autumn Dalca 04/10/17 Elouise
Best thing about being on vacation is you can get right back into bed.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: Don't Stahp
Another cute and funny one...
Nope! No alcohol while pregnant!
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 I absolutely adore you, but not a chance.
Lucius is the only other person who may drive this car, and because he lets me drive his. Oh, and the love thing. There's that.
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 *slow smile*
Oh, aye...
We're going to have some fun.
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 Bah. You're overreacting.
Now get into the car before I start chewing on your arm because I'm so hungry.
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 *guides them to the car, arms linked*
Eh, maybe. A lot of women have more than one.
Let's get through the first one before you start worrying about the second.
Lucius Dalca 04/09/17 Text: Dam Straight!
I thought he was coming anyways? That was my impression.
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 You should stop trying to give your child away. He's going to have a complex before he's even born.
*pokes at her side*
Come on. I'm starving.
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 I'd be interested to know if he discovers anything. And I thought my family was dysfunctional...
*chuckles*
You should definitely ask Lucy if Winter can stay, too. He's very excited to be an uncle, you know.
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 Ah... I figured he might. Next time, aye?
*offers a smile*
Winter is in London. Staying at a hotel, I think. I can ask Lucius if he minds Winter coming for a visit, too. Or you can when we get there.
*highly amused at the thought of the blonde mauling Lucius*
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 I knew I liked you for a reason.
Come on, then. We best get going. Do you have everything?
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 He'll find out soon enough...
I hear the peeing thing only gets worse. Wait until he sits on your bladder. You'll be bolting for the bathroom. Say, do you like tofu?
*smiles super duper sweet*
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 *hugs tight*
It's been long enough. Lucius is making dinner tonight. We have a bedroom made up for you. How was the flight?
Winter Summers 04/09/17 Elouise
Consider it done my love.
Noura Orlav 04/09/17 Elouise
Not a chance.
Autumn Dalca 04/09/17 Elouise
I'm already waiting for you, minus the sign.
Winter Summers 04/09/17 Elouise
Just gonna send you a picture of Frank once every week so you don't miss out on his growing up and sh!t
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
...I don't like you.
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
He's moving out. There's a difference. And if I am the reason he decide to move out, he could have been an adult and talked to me.
That aside, I appreciate that. I love Jameson, and Jason is more than I deserve.
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
That's the thing, Elouise. You have to try to be nice to me. And it's alright.
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
Is he aware of what boundaries are? Or personal space, which is what our rooms are? Or of this age old practice that has been around since the cavemen? I think it's called knocking? I don't give a f-ck if he is a terrorist, or a Summers, or a f-cking astronaut.
Winter Summers 04/08/17 Winter was turning to leave and glanced back at her. "The problem is me Elouise, it always is. I am well aware of it, but people they can't change. I've tried. Don't feel bad yes? And be good do not make me have to come back here to kick your butt! I'll do it! No I wont, we both know how I feel about violence but details details!"
Winter Summers 04/08/17 Winter gave her a look, he understood where she was coming from. "So you want me to tell everyone, you kicked me out? I wasn't aware I've done something to deserve being kicked out. But if that's what you wish." He patted her head, reaching into his pocket he handed her his key. "Goodbye Elouise."
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
If you don't f-cking tell me what you're seeing, I swear to f-cking God I am going to do precisely that. We all saw what happened to f-cking Zheis.
Winter Summers 04/08/17 "Harmless my behind young lady! I've passed the woman in the halls rather hard not to! I mean we all live in the same place! She has that look in her eyes that Spring does! Ya know the one where if you so much as look in my direction I will do horrible things to you! My sister is rather creative."

He holds her tightly in his arms, but not too tight! "I will still be your boo! We will just spend a little less time together! I am sure Soleil will cuddle you in my stead! And I will come to visit! Besides I don't exactly belong here we both know this puddin."
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
...He broke into my brothers office?
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
Is he f-cking psychic? Has he broken into Jameson's office to watch security footage? What the actual f-ck, Elouise.
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
wtf. Is he looking through phone records, too? What kind of f-cking creep are you letting live here? That's even worse than you.
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Coral
...it looks like something out of Alien vs Predator.
Also, wtf is the line of question even about?
Noura Orlav 04/08/17 Elouise
Actually, nothing. I didn't see him, and spent the night with Jason.
I did decide to tranquilize him when I get a chance, so we can install all the locks on our doors. And I'm entertaining the idea of literal booby trapping his room like an adult Parent Trap.
Winter Summers 04/08/17 Winter stood in the doorway of her room a bitter sweet smile on his face. "I'll be moving out my love, and I believe we both know why. I do very much like living despite being dead." He shrugged his shoulders. "Trust me this pains me more than I can say. Care to hug it out before I go?"
Noura Orlav 04/07/17 Elouise
Can't hear you over my genius husband.
Noura Orlav 04/07/17 Elouise
Can't. Negotiating with Jason. Eyes are busy.
Noura Orlav 04/07/17 Elouise
You owe me for trying to shoot me.
And also for breaking into my room, going through my sh-t, and generally being a constant pain.
Noura Orlav 04/07/17 Elouise
Who tf is named Elouise. Ever.
Your friend is going to die.
Also not discussing Jason's body with you.
Erase it from your mind.
Nathan Krieger 04/07/17 "Thanks...my IQ is high, but not that high."
-clears his throat-
"Well, right now the North Star is Polaris due to the fact it sits in the direction that the spin axis from the northern hemisphere of Earth points. It won't always be the North Star but it will be for a long time."
-gives a nod-
"There is no cheese on the Moon, sadly. Jut rocks. And meteroids. And I assume a flag."
Noura Orlav 04/07/17 Elouise
What kind of name is Winter?
What do you mean, he keeps it tight? What does that mean?
Alessandra Krieger 04/07/17 "Thank you for the welcome."
Noura Orlav 04/07/17 Elouise
The only thing I'm setting on fire right now is some d-ckwad that keeps busting in on my Dino.
Nathan Krieger 04/07/17 "Not just that, I can show you where the little dipper is, as well!"
"I know. Intense, right?"
Nathan Krieger 04/07/17 "I prefer poking around celestial bodies."
"Less mess and more colors."
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
Hmm... if I have, I honestly can't recall.
Genetics are a fickle thing, anyway.
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
Why wouldn't they all be cute?!
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
That doesn't sound pleasant at all, even if it were possible.
You aren't having a litter of puppies...
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
Lucky for you, it isn't forever.
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
No tears, either!
Happy thoughts.
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
Ehhh... maybe without the puking thing.
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
Good to know.
I can't wait to see you!
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
I see.
That does not bode well for the man.
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
Aye, that's probably best.
I'm sure it will be a long conversation. I can kick Lucius out for it, if you like.
Autumn Dalca 04/07/17 Elouise
...no, I don't think we have.
Soleil Whitaker 04/06/17 Elouise
I refuse to accept that.
#SorryNotSorry
Soleil Whitaker 04/06/17 Elouise
Not. possible.
I love you best! And most!
Soleil Whitaker 04/06/17 Elouise
I miss you too, El. It was good to see you for a bit the other night.
I'll send you pictures from Paris, okay? Love you.
Soleil Whitaker 04/06/17 Elouise
Gotcha. Well, I'll drop by the Compound when we get back, and we'll make plans.
Sound good?
Soleil Whitaker 04/06/17 Elouise
Sun, sand, us. It's a date.
Aren't we due for a vacation with Remi, too?
Soleil Whitaker 04/06/17 Elouise
Rhiannon and I will be going to Paris soon. But, let's vacay when I get back. Okay?
Tahiti sounds like heaven.
Soleil Whitaker 04/06/17 Elouise
Depends on how impromptu you're talking.
What'd you have in mind?
Nathan Krieger 04/06/17 "I'm not that kind of doctor..."
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
Please be sure to let me know if I ever meet guy .15, so I can congratulate him on his n*ppled*ck.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
I know you're not an idiot. I also know you're bloody persistent.
And that's okay, because it makes you, you, and I love you, too!
Not a day goes by in which I'm not glad to have you in my life, you beautiful wench.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
You can be selfish. You were more concerned making friends with Blaize than me trying to warn you. He has a few screws loose and I don't want you to be hurt.
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. If you truly believe that is what I think of you, then you haven't been paying attention at all.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
Sometimes, aye, but everyone is selfish. I sure as f*ck am.
You're my best friend, with the exception of Lucius. That hasn't changed.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
Concerned about you.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
What's gotten into you today?
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
He has you, too.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
Unless you're my parents.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
Clothes, and adorable little shoes. They're so tiny.
Autumn Dalca 04/06/17 Elouise
I may or may not have bought baby things today...
Winter Summers 04/06/17 Winter gingerly reaches out and pokes her stomach. "Oh my goodness look at you! You are gonna be such a cute fat person! You gonna work it so good! All the other preggo ladies gonna be jealous!" He arches his brow at the name. "We aren't seriously naming him Rambo are we? I can not say I am for that name."

He smiled as he heard about Autumn. "Yes out of all my siblings I believe Autumn would have been the motherly type. Not to say Summer couldn't do it but I fear she couldn't give her drugs up. Spring and Sky are a lost cause, love them to death but good god it never would have survived! I'd be a great father but I believe Rambo should only have one Papa so I suppose Uncle will do!" Goes silent for a minute. "When the baby pops out do I have to start wearing clothes all the time? It's a sacrifice I am willing to make but ugh."
Soleil Whitaker 04/05/17 Elouise
I'd be surprised if he doesn't come out with guns blazing.
You should be so proud.
Soleil Whitaker 04/05/17 Elouise
Oh my god. That's amazing! Look at the little guy!
He is most definitely an Orlav, I can tell already.
Soleil Whitaker 04/05/17 Elouise
I thought you weren't due until.... later?????
Summer S Summers 04/05/17 Elouise
Who the f-ck is Lucy? Nvm I don't need tabs on all the basic b-tches in the realm. I'm sure I'll run into her at Starbucks ordering Pumpkin Spice even though it's f-ckin April already.
Nothing fugly shall go near any baby in my presence. Only hot sh-t like feather boas and sparkly pasties!!!!
Summer S Summers 04/05/17 Elouise
😍
But of course! It is a valuable skill every child should have. I will give him stock advice and also tell him the importance of tipping your stripper well.
Best. Auntie. Ever.
Autumn Dalca 04/05/17 Elouise
Thank you for putting words into my mouth.
Cheers.
Autumn Dalca 04/05/17 Elouise
FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN EXISTENCE, STOP ACTING LIKE IT IS ALL ABOUT ELOUISE. IT ISN'T. BLAIZE IS NOT A PEOPLE PERSON.
LEAVE HIM THE F*CK ALONE. JFC.
Winter Summers 04/05/17 "If I have to have a helmet it is gonna be one that looks like a f#cking unicorn! Cause I adore myself and I would never change unless I can be a unicorn! I'd be a unicorn! All the fun stuff? What's the fun stuff? Getting bigger? Does this mean I can do the babyshower? I have been waiting FOREVER for this!"
Autumn Dalca 04/05/17 Elouise
Best advice is to leave him alone.
Autumn Dalca 04/05/17 Elouise
It will never happen.
Blaize is not a man whom you can force your love on. He'll just disappear.
Autumn Dalca 04/05/17 Elouise
HAH. HAHA.
No.
Autumn Dalca 04/05/17 Elouise
Blaize is plenty fun. Give him a bottle of rhubarb wine. It's a good start, anyway.
Winter Summers 04/05/17 "Oh my goodness love of my life you don't even have to ask of course I will come with you! I would love nothing more than to go see my sister with you and get drooled on! Win win all around!" Wasn't true he hated saliva but he would suffer through for Elouise. "Great times will be had by all!"
Winter Summers 04/05/17 "Never coming back why would you think such a horrific thing!? Can you imagine how terrible this place would be without me!" He shuddered at the thought. "I missed you a great deal as well! Have you been good? Didn't do anything to fun without me right?"
Winter Summers 04/05/17 Barges into her room. "Honey I am home! Miss me?" Hops on her bed. "Cause I missed you!" Starts snuggling.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 I kid, I kid.
-wraps arms around-
You are a catch. The best kind. Jameson just beat me to the punch.
-prods gently-
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -pokes-
That's just your ego talking, Elouise.
-snorts-
-defends self with pillow-
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -groans louder-
I'm soft. This has made me soft.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -groans-
Marriage is so hard. And this was such a spontaneous thing, too.
-covers face with pillow-
-mumbles-
I don't know what it is, but my heart was made to love this girl. Jesus f*cking Christ.
-almost cringes at sappiness-
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -gives side-eye-
Because I haven't spent much time with you since I got hitched. Am I wrong to miss you?
-shrugs-
And because I opened my big, stupid mouth and started a game I wasn't prepared to play. Rhiannon and I are trying the whole 'marriage of convenience' dynamic, and she's freezing me out.
-throws a small tantrum-
It just isn't working out the way I wanted.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 Really?
-is so bitter now-
I said I was sorry, Elouise. You know that I love you.
-grimaces-
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -grunts-
-scowls-
He seemed really nice. Isn't he gay, though?
-squints-
I don't understand how you're married to so many people.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 Where are you headed to?
-reaches for another Oreo-
I'd love to meet her.
-beams-
I like new people. I met, uhm...
-brow furrows-
One of the other seasons, Winter maybe? He was milling around the Compound, and I tried to take his wallet.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 How have you been?
-pops Oreo into mouth-
How's that prank war going?
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -rolls eyes-
Oh my god. No.
-whines-
I just wanna snuggle.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -eyes widen-
-hugs package to chest-
We can share, El. At least let me have a few.
-settles against pillows-
Can we Netflix?
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 Fish is downstairs, I wanted to let him run a little.
-snuggles-
It's just a hole. It'll be filled soon enough. With Oreos and snuggles and Netflix.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 -clings to-
I just miss you. That's all. I wanted to come home.
-sighs-
-rubs forehead-
I've dug myself into a hole.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 EL!
-pushes door open, creeps in-
-shakes package of Oreos-
I brought a snack. C'mere, I want a hug.
Soleil Whitaker 04/04/17 Elouise
Hope you saved some Oreos for me. I'm coming over tonight.
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
I am almost positive it doesn't work that way.
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
For the record, not great things to be decorating your nursery with. Unless you want your child to die.
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
Well, that's not creepy...
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
I can't wait to see you, either. ♥
You don't need to bring present... just you.
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
Then why didn't you just say so?
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
I also have that. Minus the dying.
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
I know what true love is.
I wake up next to him every morning.
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
Who?
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
...he isn't a cat.
The what?
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
I've been called worse.
You're welcome to take up the snuggle territory debate with Lucius.
Autumn Dalca 04/04/17 Elouise
Teeeeechnically he got snuggles first. I was fifteen, I think?
No glitter bombs. Nope.
Assuming Jameson comes...
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
No glitter bombs, unless you want to clean it up. Every bit of it.
Snuggles... that I can do. Lucius is aware we snuggle. He won't fuss. Much.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Perfect!
I am going to bake a mountain of cookies.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
I can do Polish. Ever had Romanian?
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
...overload on the Mexican food. Let's expand your horizons.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
I love to cook!
Lunch and supper, too, unless we go somewhere. Other than tacos, any requests?
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
You sure? The house is more than big enough.
Besides, I'll be able to cook breakfast for you if you stay...
Lucius Dalca 04/03/17 Text: Elouise
I might just need it................................
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
I'll text him. No pranks while you're here. Our house a neutral zone.
Of course we can go dancing! I know the best places in London.
Lucius Dalca 04/03/17 Text: Elouise
I am so afraid right now.. She wouldn't stop squealing and waving her phone around. How many baby pictures are you showing her?!
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Yay! I can't wait. Is Jameson coming, too?
You should really stop making me excited. I'm 90% sure Lucius is afraid for his life.
Lucius Dalca 04/03/17 Text: Elouise
She didn't toss it at me this time!
But I covered my essentials instead...
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
And uncle Lucy!
Eeeee!
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Autumn looks at the image sent by Elouise and lets out the most excited of excited squeals. Only the fact she continues to look at her phone is why it doesn't fly. She does, however, leap up from where she was sitting and does a happy dance while Lucius (smartly) covers vital areas.

Elouise
OMG OMG. THAT'S HIM? AAHHHH! MY HEART!
I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTIIIEEEEEE!
Soleil Whitaker 04/03/17 Elouise
Secret's safe with me. Anyone getcha good yet?
Lucius Dalca 04/03/17 Text: Elouise
Hmmmm I'll wear it when you are around? Hows that for compromise?
Never been an uncle.. Yas!!!
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
You'll be fine.
Does that make Lucius, uncle Lucy?
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Pregnant hormones. Keep it up and I'll start calling you Pregosaurus.
Lucius Dalca 04/03/17 Text: Elouise
Is it made of real gold or silvers... Diamonds? Ill take the factory kind.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Um... maybe ask Lucius for advice on what men like?
Lucius Dalca 04/03/17 Text: Elouise
Ummmm no... I got a rep to keep, homie!
Fierce and menacing doesn't go well with rainbows and unicorns >.>
Remi Rose 04/03/17 Sure!
Lemme just get it real quick..

Here you go!
-hands it over-

Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
You are not bloody abused. Jfc.
Maybe you wouldn't be a victim of PH if you gave him the V more often.
Remi Rose 04/03/17 Hey!
I found this awesome looking chocolate bar and I thought of you.
But.. I may have licked it first. Ya know, to make sure it was good.

That's not a problem, right?

Soleil Whitaker 04/03/17 Elouise
I'm missing you. Hope you're safe - heard Jameson's waging a prank war.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
You what? Does Jameson hit you?
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Or just... you know... don't.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Well, he's not cheating on you.
Guys like porn. Don't ask me. I don't fancy it.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Maybe you should ask him.
Your marriage isn't a sham. Jameson adores you.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
You're welcome.
Not Pizza Hut, btw.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Google it.
I am not explaining that one.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Wtf do you think porn is?
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Err... aye. You have. That is why you're pregnant.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
How is talking about my man's smile our sex life?! Is there something I don't know about here? I've heard about odd fetishes but jeez...
By the way, you are absolutely NOT a virgin, unless you got creative with a turkey baster but that's your own business.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Ugh. All aboard the Feels Train! ILU.
Guess it's a good thing my ovaries don't actually work, or I'd be on the same boat as you, because goddamn... makes my toes curl every time.
Don't tell him that.
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
...Aunt Autumn. You're going to make me tear up. That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me, which is saying a lot.
Lucius will be fine. He's bloody hard headed. He has to be. He's living with me. By the way, what does his smile have to do with biology?
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
Eeeeee!!! I'm so excited. Plus side: I didn't clobber Lucius with my phone this time. Progress!
Autumn Dalca 04/03/17 Elouise
This smile does funny things to me.
[VID]
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
Orly. Noted.
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
The idea has merit... But no, that's a bit kinky for me. As long as she understands her place when I am there. That is to say, away from you. Because you're mine.
K?
K.
Glad we had this chat.
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
Solnotimportantenoughtoremembertherest is beneath me. You are my best friend. Best female friend, anyway. Lucius has the all around best friend title.
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
What? We are having a grand time.
Who the f*ck is Solwhatever? Do I need to come make it clear whose best friend you are?
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
Exploding spaghetti?
I've barely left the house since Lucius returned from Romania...
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
London is the same. Dreary.
Lucius is good. Making up for lost time. Hah.
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
You're the best. Soon, perhaps, but this next week is Lucy's.
Autumn Dalca 04/02/17 Elouise
Miss you.
Soleil Whitaker 03/31/17 Beautiful BFF
She doesn't think you're fat. You're not fat.
I told her that you have an appetite, but so do I. That's why we work.
Just come for dinner.
Soleil Whitaker 03/31/17 Elouise
Please come by for dinner sometime, El.
We'll have steak and potatoes. And a whole new bag of Cheetos.
Give Rhiannon a chance. For me.
Rhiannon Whitaker 03/31/17 Elouise
I am unsure of what that means.
You should come by for dinner, some time. I like to cook, and Soleil tells me you like to eat.
Rhiannon Whitaker 03/31/17 Elouise
The Princess Bride?
Would that make my wife Westley, or Buttercup?
Soleil Whitaker 03/31/17 Elouise
Politely encourage someone else, please.
You know I love you, El. You're my best friend.
Rhiannon Whitaker 03/31/17 Soleil's Friend?
I'm willing to share on both fronts.
Soleil Whitaker 03/31/17 Elouise
Not trying to impress anyone. Already got the girl.
Speaking of 'the girl'... please don't threaten her.
Soleil Whitaker 03/31/17 Elouise
This is why I love you. Omg.
I know blonde is best. But, the platinum is getting... old.
Soleil Whitaker 03/31/17 Elouise
I was thinking of dyeing my hair back to brown.
Thoughts?
Autumn Dalca 03/30/17 Elouise
Aye, very good.
So sleepy...
Lucius Dalca 03/28/17 Text: American?
You are? My favorite colors are red and black.
Autumn Dalca 03/28/17 Elouise
I'm very happy for you.
Autumn Dalca 03/28/17 Elouise
...your idea of romance and mine differ greatly.
Autumn Dalca 03/28/17 Elouise
I appreciate you, too.
I'm sure he'd like that.
Just let me know and I'll get a room ready for you.
Autumn Dalca 03/28/17 Elouise
That is very kind.
Are you wanting to stay for a little while this time?
Autumn Dalca 03/28/17 Elouise
Green.
Um... small? Ask Lucius. He bought a bracelet for me.
Autumn Dalca 03/28/17 Elouise
Blue.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 -rolls eyes-
Oh my god. You're lucky I'm your best friend.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 -eyes widen-
Yes to the onesies and fluffly pillows.
Hard no to the molestation.
-scowls-
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 -snorts-
That's what I thought.
-grins-
I'm all yours later this week. Just like old times.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 FINE.
-is determined-
I'm gonna prove you wrong.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 HEY!
-squints-
I could drink my weight in alcohol, and still be able to stand.
-crosses arms over chest-
Believe me, you'd be surprised.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 -ducks-
Only because the hangovers are such sh*t!
-chaste forehead kiss-
Don't be mad.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 -shrugs-
Hey, you know me. Always up for the adventure.
-squints-
Even though tequila is the worst.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 I'm not tryna die, Elouise.
-pokes back-
Stick with a red wine. It's a healthier option.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 A full day.
-crosses heart-
Just the two of us.
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 -will take what she can get-
I'll bring Fish by tomorrow, alright?
Maybe later this week we can go on a nice walk.
-squeezes-
Fresh air, my ride or die, our dog. How's that sound?
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 El, c'mon.
-pulls close-
Give her a shot. You guys actually might get along.
-grins more-
We'll have steak when you come over. Please?
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 You're not getting fat, Elouise. You look great.
-smiles-
-really means it-
I'm great, actually. Been spending some time with Rhiannon.
-might be gushing a little bit-
She's a really good cook. You should come over for dinner sometime!
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 How's the little tyke doing?
-nudges lightly-
How are you doing?
Soleil Whitaker 03/27/17 -hugs tightly-
Told you I would.
-laughs-
What've you been getting up to?
Soleil Whitaker 03/26/17 -clings to-
I missed you. I'm sorry I haven't been around.
-kisses cheek-
-puppy eyes-
Please don't be upset, but I left Fish with Rhiannon.
Soleil Whitaker 03/26/17 Sorry Wife
I'll be over tonight! I miss you.
Summer S Summers 03/26/17 Elouise
Half way, you say? Alright, I can manage 20 more weeks.
Cinnamon's ass is divine...not like mine which is divine in the literal sense, but like---her's is def the kind to snort coke off of. I have it on good authority. I'll tell her to clear her schedule in 20 weeks. And to keep up with the squats, we need her in tip top shape!
Summer S Summers 03/26/17 Elouise
You're only kind of showing?? What the hell man. Do you have the gestational period of a whale? You've been pregnant for like, 2 years easily, right?
I'm just messing with you. My therapist says I shouldn't drink alone so much. I take that to mean I need to drink with others more. So like...wrap this preg sh-t up, mmkay? Cinnamon (another dancer from the club) can't hold her booze and it's just embarrassing.
Cake shopping? Say no more.
Summer S Summers 03/26/17 Elouise
Are you still preggers? F-cking hell, it’s been forever, right? Like, actual forever.
Personal question, please indulge my curiosity- is this what your belly looks like? I imagine it must. Be honest, I won’t judge.
Autumn Dalca 03/24/17 Elouise
may·be
adverb: maybe

1.
perhaps; possibly.
Soleil Whitaker 03/23/17 -runs up to-
-kisses cheek-
I miss you, I love you, I'll bring Fish home soon!
-sprints away-
Autumn Dalca 03/23/17 Elouise
Go play with Jameson. It'll make you feel better.
Maybe...
Autumn Dalca 03/23/17 Elouise
That isn't fat. That's baby.
Soleil Whitaker 03/22/17 Elouise
Elouise. You know that I love you.
I'll stop by in a bit, okay?
I'll bring cheetos.
Soleil Whitaker 03/22/17 Elouise
Protection against what? We're having lobster, jfc.
OUR dog. R took care of him while I was working.
Told her to cut back on milkbones tho.
Soleil Whitaker 03/22/17 Elouise
Dinner w Rhiannon.
Stop by later maybe.
xoxo
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 -chuckles-
Whiskey in the bottle, gun powder in the baby food.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 -snorts-
I can respect that.
-nudges-
But, MG won't be able to drink and party like me and Remi.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 You could never get boring!
-wraps arms around-
I promise, I won't let it happen. Okay?
You're my best friend, remember.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 I'm teasing! Jesus.
-pokes-
Heard you agreed to go dancing with me and Remi once Machine Gun Orlav is born.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 I went to the bar with her last night. But, I haven't seen her today....
-gasps-
El, you didn't.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 ELOUISE.
-isn't particularly shocked-
Please be nice to Rhiannon. She's good for me.
-wonders-
Who did die, then?
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 -is tackled-
-yelps-
Yesterday. To that girl I talked about in Cabo.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 ...igotmarriedyesterday.
-skitters away-
Nathan Krieger 03/21/17 -stares at the beverage-
-stares at the blonde-
-now back to the drink-
"It isn't drugged, is it?"
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 I'm not shrimpy!
-squirms again-
Are you... you're snoring. She's snoring.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 -squirms-
-struggles-
-huffs & gives up-
You're right about all of those things.
I need to bulk up.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 Do they have to do with me?
-straddles-
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
-blushes-
That was way too sexual....
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 What on Earth... what are you talking about?
-pokes-
Who do these secrets pertain to?
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 -yelps-
You know I don't keep secrets from you, El.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 -glows-
-shrugs-
I'm not cute. So, I don't know what you mean.
-avoids eye contact-
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 Really.
I definitely offer the best snuggles.
-prods gently-
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 You're my best friend too, El.
-pats-
I mean that. You're my ride or die.
Soleil Whitaker 03/21/17 -checks phone-
-is pounced on-
Hello, dear.
-snuggles-
Nathan Krieger 03/20/17 "Wonderful. I will meet you there. Or whatever. Uh, yeah."
-pulls phone from pocket-
"Here is my number. If you require me at anytime, let me know. I typically keep to myself but I feel like I won't be doing that much anymore."
Nathan Krieger 03/20/17 -looks confused for a moment-
"Uh Koolaid is alright, I suppose. I only really drink the red or blue. As for Moscow, I like the cold. And am fluent in Russian."
Nathan Krieger 03/20/17 -clears his throat-
-nervous laughs-
"I was just curious...but do I gain free access to any file pertaining to otherworldly phenomenon and will I be granted free reign over any scientific research involving said subject?"
-looks like a deer in headlights-
-a very large, very muscular deer-
"I seem to have... come to a halt with my research and require a larger, more independent facility to continue my work. I remembered you speaking of your group or cult so it seemed like a good opportunity."
Soleil Whitaker 03/20/17 She's a vampire?
-squints-
How did I not know that? -whines-
I'm not getting drunk! I was literally going to measure out a shot.
-prods-
You were sober in Mexico.
Winter Summers 03/20/17 Elouise
I said it was fine if it was you!
Of course I'll have to eat ALL the cheetos now!
Gotta make it even!
You understand right?
Nathan Krieger 03/20/17 -appears literally out of thin air-
"Uh..hi, Elouise, right?"
-looks super awkward -
"About that cult of yours..."
Soleil Whitaker 03/20/17 What is it with you two?
-pulls out fifth of vodka from under bed-
-knows she shouldn't-
-shrugs-
Shot of courage for the lemonade. For me. Not you.
Remi Rose 03/20/17 Elli
Just don't come back as a vamp!
That would be scary.
Remi Rose 03/20/17 Elli
WAIT.
So, he is a lady doctor?

Remi Rose 03/20/17 Elli
Oh..
:(
Remi Rose 03/20/17 Elli
It's all coming together now.
I gotta switch doctors!
..but I'm keeping my lady doctor.
Remi Rose 03/20/17 -blinks, staring at her phone-

Elli
I knew it..
You're like some kind of God-type thing, right?
..or just crazy?

Remi Rose 03/20/17 Elli
I think you should still be high off the meds!
A bottle of booze should keep it going for the rest of the night.
Right?
Soleil Whitaker 03/20/17 I'll keep an eye out for a handsome man with a beard.
-squints-
He's married to Noura, right?
Remi Rose 03/20/17 Elli
Thanks!
Did you know that you don't even look preggo?
Soleil, you, and myself need to go out once the little one escapes and your whom-ha heals.
I don't think you can dance with a broken whom-ha.
Autumn Dalca 03/20/17 Elouise
I miss you!
Winter Summers 03/20/17 Elouise
Do you know who has been eating MY lucky charms?
I will smack a hoe!
Unless it's you!
Cause what is mine is yours and all that crap!
Soleil Whitaker 03/20/17 I haven't met Jason.
-pouts-
I feel like I'm missing out on something big here.
Soleil Whitaker 03/20/17 -huffs-
Marriage. Must be tough.
-eyes widen-
You have a back-up husband?
Caitlyn Darrow 03/20/17 *stalks after*
Do you like my tattoo?!
Jason Reindhart 03/19/17 Best Tater
I think she kinda likes it.
Like a sister rivalry or something.
Maybe not with the c0ckroaches but, like, throw water balloons at her.
Fun stuff.
Or spaghetti sauce traps like Jameson and I used to place everywhere.
Good times.
Jason Reindhart 03/19/17 Mash Tater
Very tempting...
I am giving my wife attention and jerky right now.
Another time.
Noura Orlav 03/19/17 Elouise
I really don't like you.
Noura Orlav 03/19/17 Elouise
I'm better dressed.
Now get tf out of my f-cking room, you goddamn terrorist.
Jason Reindhart 03/19/17 Drug Dealer in Disguise
I've done both.
I used to be a homeless druggy. The drugs only last a few seconds.
That's why I have become addicted to food. I never get fat.
Food is my savior.
Winter Summers 03/19/17 Reuben
COOKIES!?
I am so there!
Surprised you even had to ask!
Winter Summers 03/19/17 Elouise
Winter Summers 03/19/17 Elouise
Me rn:
Jason Reindhart 03/19/17 WifeBro
You did? I doubt she even opened the box.
Probably doused it in gasoline then set it on fire.
I ate those cookies real quick. It was THE BEST.
However, the high didn't last long. Curse my insane metabolism.
Soleil Whitaker 03/19/17 -squints-
I trust you. But, are you sure?
-paws at-
Soleil Whitaker 03/19/17 -screeches-
ELOUISE. I'm cold!
-prods back-
Did you sort that Jameson thing out?
-mutters-
I feel bad.
Soleil Whitaker 03/18/17 I do love you!!
-tries to steal covers back-
-whines-
Soleil Whitaker 03/18/17 -groans-
Oh my god, El. Why are you like this?
-rolls over-
-pulls covers over head-
Jason Reindhart 03/18/17 Bro Wife
Best Wingman ever.
Get her some for a late wedding present.
Oh! Make it red.
I like red.
Jason Reindhart 03/18/17 Waifu
I know he digs Winter's cat.
Is my cat a trollop? Maybe I shouldn't let him roam so much...
Also, can my wife have her lingerie back?
I'm kinda fan of those.
Jason Reindhart 03/18/17 Wiafu
No surprise there. Baby momma gotta eat.
And yes. Still married.
Happily.
Jeagar still prefers to sleep with you, though.
Noura Orlav 03/18/17 Elouise
Give me your credit card.
Now.
Jason Reindhart 03/18/17 -thows door open-
-flings multiple bags full of cheetos at the woman-
-sets a plate of a medium done steak and potatoes on her bed-
-"Bon Apetit! Now I gotta blast. My wife is moving in and I have nudey magazines everywhere."
-runs like hell!-
Noura Orlav 03/18/17 Elouise
...
Jason Reindhart 03/18/17 Queen B
...About that stash...I found it.
I'll go get more right now. Gimme like 10 minutes.
I'll even make you some steak and potatoes when I get back. I'm quite the cook.
Jason Reindhart 03/18/17 Queen B
I have an addiction.
I ran out. You were out of town.
I will buy more, I swear.
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: Elouise
I'll be sure to use both hands ;)
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: Elouise
Slap her arse to show dominance? Great advice :D 👍🏼
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
I ♥ you for just being willing.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
Probably...
And he deserves to know. He called my Lucius a 6. A 6!
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
Why would I?
It's called prudent planning.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
Aye.
One of the many reasons we are friends.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
Nope. You just admitted you pay attention to my arse. My day is complete.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
How do you know my arse is lily white? Did Lucius tell you?
Lucius Dalca 03/17/17 Text: Elouise
S.O.S
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
Sure. You keep thinking that. ♥
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
You are such a dirty f*cking liar. HAH.
I'm keeping all the tacos.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
It wouldn't surprise me, considering how patient and understanding he is. I mean, look at this face!
[IMG]
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
Lucius is exceptionally hard headed. How else do you think he puts up with me?
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
...
B*tch.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
That made me laugh much harder than it should have.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
Your uterus can sass Jameson. It's not my bun in that oven.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
What?! I'm just checking.
ILU.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
...pulling out is not a conventional method.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
There's this wonderful thing called birth control. Might want to look into that.
No dying my hair. Blonde would completely wash me out. Besides, my red is the only reason anyone can find me in a crowd.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
You've gone from firmly saying "only one" to fifteen? Good grief.
I'll kindly remind you that I am not blonde.
Also, you can keep all fifteen of your rugrats. But thank you for offering.
Autumn Dalca 03/17/17 Elouise
I was preparing to disagree with that statement, but I have a whole gaggle of sisters. Aye, girls are terrifying. But they're also damn fun. So there's that.
Your baby is going to be adorable, regardless.
Lucius Dalca 03/16/17 Text: Elouise
That is very creepy...
Why does a girl terrify you both?
Lucius Dalca 03/16/17 Text: Elouise
You have one?
Is that what you wanted?
Lucius Dalca 03/16/17 Text: Elouise
Its okay I told her she was going to get a smart watch after that sh*t. On another note... Congrats! Its a boy right?
Soleil Whitaker 03/16/17 -shrugs-
-snickers-
Onwards, Amazonian woman!
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
It was an accident!
You confirmed it was a boy and I got excited. My phone went flying. It connected with his head.
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
SORRY. I accidentally tried to maim Lucius with my phone.
Thankfully he's fairly hard headed, so no permanent damage. Even my phone survived!
Soleil Whitaker 03/16/17 -grits teeth-
I don't have to look. I can f*cking feel it.
-shuts eyes-
I'm not that sunburnt. It could be a lot worse.
Soleil Whitaker 03/16/17 -growls-
ELOUISE.
-almost tears up-
.... why?
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
Well, what is it?
I get you're calling it Rambo but that doesn't mean much. So, is it for sure a boy?
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
...you make me worry about you sometimes. Waitwait... How do you know already if it's a boy or a girl?
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
Fun stuff? What fun stuff? Why four weeks?
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
HAH. I bet people will still judge you.
Honestly, you're going to get legit fat, not just baby fat.
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
Honestly, I'm not sure, and I don't mean that in a bad way.
I'm 99% sure Lucius is the same way. If I ever figure it out, I'll let you know.
Soleil Whitaker 03/16/17 Har har.
-swats-
Don't touch. Remi was right.
-cringes-
Soleil Whitaker 03/16/17 -already has bags packed-
You saw it too?
-mutters-
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
No complaints here...
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
Probably a good idea. Going back to Moscow, that is.
Thank you for your blessing, but I'm quite happy with Lucius.
Even if he does use me like a teddy bear.
Autumn Dalca 03/16/17 Elouise
Surely not...
You were just with him, aye?
Soleil Whitaker 03/16/17 Cute and scary, huh? Hmm.
-taps chin-
Interesting.
-pulls close-
I've never had so many nachos in my life...
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 -eyes widen-
Seriously? Wow. That's... wow.
-growls-
Nice catch. I love you too, dear.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 I've never met Caitlyn. Lloyd said she likes oranges.
-laughs-
You're gonna be a great mom, El.
-genuinely not being sarcastic-
-grins-
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
Only? I've picked far more than that out of your back pocket... And copped a feel while doing it. You do have a nice arse.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 You know, I haven't met the Darrows yet. I mean, I've met Lloyd.
-purses lips-
Are their kids cute?
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 I'm your wife for a reason. F*ck you for every doubting me!
-nudges playfully-
I don't mind kids, you know. I mean, yeah, they're snotty and gross sometimes. But, they're cute, too.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Pass him around the compound each night. I'll take him.
-shrugs-
Oh my god, both.
-feigns shock-
Do you even know me?
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Wait.
-blinks-
No crying, darling. Please.
-pats-
Rambo is gonna be great. You're gonna be great. You have a lot of people to help out, too!
-not just drunken words-
-genuinely means what's said-
Noura Orlav 03/15/17 Elouise
God, no.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 You're not going to get fat, Elouise.
-bumps shoulders lightly-
It's just the baby. You still look great.
-crosses heart-
I wouldn't lie to you.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Mm, productive day, then?
-rubs arm-
I'm coming. I'll save the boozing for later.
-smirks-
Noura Orlav 03/15/17 Elouise
lolwut. Who are you with? Where in Mexico are you?
Noura Orlav 03/15/17 Elouise
wtf were you doing in Mexico.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 You're the best wife.
-leans into-
How was the rest of your day?
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 -makes 'aw' face-
You're such a good wife. You're so good to me.
-pats-
I'm glad we did this.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Yes to all of those.
-snorts-
Also, I hafta send a selfie to Remi because she thinks I'm gonna fry. She's right, so I'm just gonna send her a picture of you instead.
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/15/17 You started it at the mention of the blow torch. And, well, you know what I like. What did you expect?
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Please.
-is being dragged-
I'm going to eat so many nachos.
-squints-
So much nachos? So many? So many.
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/15/17 With the latex? Ummm, obviously!
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 -can actually stand up straight-
I'm fine, El. I feel good.
-takes a deep breath-
I want food. I can feel the alcohol sloshing around.
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
I'm glad you like him. I do, too.
Wonder why I didn't see it sooner... he doesn't mind because he knows I'll be back to him when I'm done.
Why the hell did he steal your dog treats?
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/15/17 If you don't mind. Or I have this mask of my face I had printed. You could wear that?
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Hey babe!
-wraps arm around waist-
Dinners great. I'm hungry.
-laughs-
This feels better than I thought it would.
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/15/17 Neither. You know that weird ghost chipped from Ghostbusters? That, but with blades.
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
This is where we'll have to agree to disagree.
I would not let my parents anywhere near any child of mine.
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Elouise
It's Mexico somewhere. Haha this is mexco.
Happy hour?
I wan t nachos too. Come quick.
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/15/17 Not this time, no. I'm still getting over the welts. Speaking off, I've a handful of baby limpets that might work. And the snorkel is still in the drawer, unwrapped. You alright with the swamp, like before? Or were you thinking of somewhere else this time?
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/15/17 Blowtorch? Check. I'll also bring the cable ties, step ladder and dozen limes. You still have the egg slicer, yes?
Soleil Whitaker 03/15/17 Elouise
The bar. Whree the f*ck else would i be?
Girls are petty ehre.
*pretyt.
** pretty. there. Nailed it.
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
I would rather have none than one f*cked up grandparent.
Or parent, for that matter.
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Elouise
You wouldn't be who you are if you didn't try :-P
Bring me some tequila!
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/15/17 Always.
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
That's pretty much what makes him not a great guy.
Lucius is a great guy.
Jameson is a great guy.
Nigel? Ehh...
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
My vote is on the latter.
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Elouise
You always confuse me....
Well nvm, I was going to say if you needed the company then Autumn could come. :-P
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
...that's not going to go over well...
Lucius Dalca 03/15/17 Text: Elouise
Are you alone in Mexico?
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
Aww... so sweet.
He's lovely. Happy. We did a whole lot of nothing yesterday. I am quite enjoying this being in a relationship with my best friend thing. We don't have to go through the getting to know each other stage.
Autumn Dalca 03/15/17 Elouise
Your love affair with tacos is damn near legendary.
I may join you. Lucius only wants me for my cookies.
Remi Rose 03/15/17
Remi Rose 03/15/17 Thinks..

Elli TEQUILA!

Remi Rose 03/15/17 Elli
Make sure she puts on her SPF.
She's over there making the vamps look tan.
Don't go replacing me with some beach babe.
Remi Rose 03/15/17 Elli
Have you two left yet?
Moscow is the dead zone without you.
:(
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 YES.
-pecks cheek-
I'm so exciiiiiiiiiiited.
-points onward-
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -rolls eyes-
Yes, dear.
-pulls closer-
I already said I was ready.
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -mutters-
I don't like when you threaten me in Spanish.
-scowls-
Dancing. Dance with me.
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -is offended-
Why do you hate me? What'd I ever do to you?
-huffs-
Except love you unconditionally.
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 C'mon, dollface.
-continues to drag-
I'm ready to gooooooo.
-sniffs-
I like tacos too. I'm hungry.
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 I feel like this is borderline not okay.
-shrugs-
Let's go.
-grabs hand-
-drags-
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -holds up finger-
-is not drunk yet-
-chugs-
Dancing. Yup.
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -scoffs-
-points-
That's hella impressive.
-embarrassed from using 'hella'-
-plops down-
Do you want juice? I'll get you juice.
Winter Summers 03/14/17 Elouise
Oh is that so? I shall keep it ultra hush hush!
But it does make me wonder how our giant spooning party will go!
Will you be the big spoon, Jameson being the middle spoon, I being the small spoon?
Or am I being the big spoon? I'll wear clothes! It has to happen at least once!
Winter Summers 03/14/17 Elouise
Possible light groping and I get to spoon him!?
You really do spoil me!
Will I have to be the little spoon? I dislike being the little spoon.
Winter Summers 03/14/17 Elouise
I'm going to say yes to the office hours only because I feel it would be SO much fun!
And see this is why we get along so well! We can gawk together!
At least twenty five minutes of entertainment depending on how fine the man is!
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -runs up-
-is holding massive scorpion bowl-
Look! One straw for me, and one for....
-frowns-
Two straws for me.
Noura Orlav 03/14/17 Elouise
Pass.
Noura Orlav 03/14/17 Elouise
Not really, no.
Jason Reindhart 03/14/17 Elouise
No chihuahuas, please. Jaeger would terrorize them.
How about Cabo Wabo tequila? I've never had it.
Jason Reindhart 03/14/17 Wife #2
I missed you, too.
Sorry, I had a last minute trip. It was urgent.
Let me just spend some time with Noura then movie night, kay?
Autumn Dalca 03/14/17 Elouise
No... no, no.
We already have two cats. No more animals. We only got Maddie a friend because we travel around so much and didn't want her to be alone.
Autumn Dalca 03/14/17 Elouise
Well that's disgusting.
Aaaaanyway... Lucius says hi back.
Autumn Dalca 03/14/17 Elouise
You've got crabs!
My Lucy-bed is so comfy... And warm. Such muscley goodness.
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 That's not... racist.
-still laughs-
Are we ready now?
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -shouts after-
Aren't you still packed from Italy?
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -squints-
Should I ask why?
Winter Summers 03/14/17 Elouise
I hate to be this guy but!
Can we get some more eye candy around this place!?
I have nothing to gawk at!
And this is the part where you say something about your sexy husband but I hardly ever lay eyes on him so!
Soleil Whitaker 03/14/17 -mutters-
She's not my girlfriend.
-prods-
Don't spread lies, Elouise. You know I'm not going to leave you.
-prods more-
This is our vacation, remember?
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 She's not my girlfriend!
-gets defensive again-
I'll find some beach babe just to prove it.
-probably won't actually do that-
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 -smirks-
I already know that, dear.
-jumps up-
Flight and hotel booked?
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-rolls eyes-
My bags are packed, I'm ready for some sun.
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 -huffs impatiently-
Whatever, El.
-crosses arms over chest-
I love you even though you insult me like that.
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
Love dancing.. Have fun!
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
He isn't my spouse. Even if he was, I wouldn't trade him. I'm damn greedy.
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Elouise
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
...how does that have to do with me and him getting married?
Also, you're already married. And Lucius is mine.
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Elouise
Welllll you can't drink while you are pregnant! :-P
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
Not happening.
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Elouise
Then how can you propose!?
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Elouise
Really???? *shocked emoji* Since when I am even your type?
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
Five days? JFC.
I can't even... he hasn't even asked. So there.
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 I don't do that!
-pouts-
-knows pouting doesn't help her case-
-tries growling-
I'm not harmless, Elouise.
Winter Summers 03/13/17 Winter sighs, how he hated clothing but he understood so he pulled out a pair of sweatpants from his dresser drawer and put them on before crawling into his own bed and proceeded to snuggle Elouise. "Oh it's so true, I am super pretty and so fun to be around. It's a miracle I haven't ran into any of my one night stands. I am truly amazing! And technically I f#ck three women a year so I think that makes me bisexual? I have no idea."
Lucius Dalca 03/13/17 Text: Elouise
Are you proposing to me too?
Caitlyn Darrow 03/13/17
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
You said 'used to'. That implies he isn't fun anymore.
Wait, what? Married?
Um... we've been seeing each other for a month. Bit too soon for that, isn't it? Besides, you're not fat. You're pregnant.
...
...
Between you and me, if I was going to marry anyone, it would probably be him. He is my best friend. But it can wait.
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
You had me right up until spaghetti bombs. What a mess!
How is Jameson not fun anymore? Too busy?
Lucius wouldn't let me dance at Summer's club but he made up for it later... Ahem.
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
Hah! How cute.
If I'm being completely honest, he used me for a pillow when we were younger, too, so I'm kinda used to it. Some things haven't changed.
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
That's what happens when you're pregnant. Or so I've heard.
Why do men do that? He has actual pillows. As in, not my breasts. Or any other part of my body.
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 I'm not a lamb. And I'm not cute.
-huffs semi-angrily-
-hates being called cute-
I lift too, bro.
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
Good!
Only his arm? Please. Lucius sometimes sleeps on top of me. Apparently I make a good pillow...
Autumn Dalca 03/13/17 Elouise
Aye, adorable.
Has the man made an appearance yet?
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 -wags finger-
We'll see if you can keep up, doll.
-winks-
I've been known to hold my alcohol pretty f*cking well.
-squeals involuntarily-
I'll never understand where you get this Amazonian strength from.
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 -shakes head-
You are fun, Elouise Orlav-Warrock-Whitaker-something-or-other.
-prods teasingly-
We just talk about going out, having drinks, smoking weed. And I wanna do that with you.
-squeezes hand-
After Rambo is born. Okay?
Soleil Whitaker 03/13/17 Two. Two is a good number. They can be BFFs.
-sighs-
We met at a weird time.
-shrugs-
-waves idly again-
I feel like we'd do some damage out there. You know?
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 Twelve???
-almost keels over-
Jesus motherf*ck...
-slaps hands over mouth-
Twelve is a lot.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 -boops nose-
Elouise.
-squints-
It'd be an honor to have you as the mother of my children. But, you must remember that you and Jameson....
-arches brow-
-beckons to tummy-
You're already pregnant.
Winter Summers 03/12/17 "I knew there was a reason I married you! You are truly perfection! Just make sure he's not clingy! I'm gonna bang and throw his ass out. Relationships are so NOT a thing with me! Now scoot over I want some cuddles before you leave! No I'm not putting clothes on, I'll stick the pillow between us if it's needed."
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 -wrinkles nose-
-laughs-
We can barely keep track of Fish, darling.
-waves idly-
Let's first worry about the kid you're currently carrying.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 -stumbles after-
No, no, nonononono.
-stands in front of-
El, no. Please.
-shuffles nervously-
Please, no. I like her, okay? But, I don't want her to know. Yet.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 Maybe.
-continues to squirm-
She's pretty and interesting.
-pouts-
Don't giggle like that.
Winter Summers 03/12/17 "Oh OH oh!" Takes a drink of tequila. "Bring my back a good present and when I say that I do mean a man! Make sure he's muscular and I prefer some facial hair but I don't want a cave man. If you need drugs to knock him out...I may have something." Shifty eyes before drinking more.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 Why are you like this?
-squirms-
I've only just met this girl. And like I said already, I don't know if she feels the same way.
-sticks out tongue-
She's most likely straight.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 -huffs-
Elouise.
-whines-
Stoooooppppp.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 What? No. I didn't say that.
-grabs at pillow-
Stop that!
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 I'm a more... 'by the book' kinda person.
-uses air quotes-
So, I will not be drugging Rhiannon. Thank you much.
-squints-
Weed. Yes.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 Oh my god, Elouise.
-pokes more-
You know I'm not that kind of person. I meant ask her out, or something.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 -rolls eyes-
Tell me something I don't know.
-pokes-
When given the chance, I'll make a move.
Remi Rose 03/12/17 Elli
Oh yeah?
Color me red with jealousy!
Don't you two forget me while away.
I'll cry big, ugly tears of sadness.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 -swats-
Yes, I'm serious. And no, I will not just ask her.
-pouts-
I'm not bold like that, El. Not without liquid courage, anyways.
Remi Rose 03/12/17 Elli I'm adjusting nicely. Did you know Soleil was awesome? I think that little snippet should be added to the new member booklet. And Moscow is friggin' cold!
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 She's real, trust me.
-crosses arms-
I'm not telling you because...
-coughs-
I get nervous around her. And I don't think she feels the same way.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 I'll be at the bar after you go to bed.
-yelps-
Just some girl.
-waves dismissively-
You don't know her.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 El, that's not what I meant.
-pats-
Don't pout. I'm not going to philander. I have eyes for someone already. Jeez.
-pulls into hug-
Winter Summers 03/12/17 He smiled at Elouise before reaching under his bed and pulling out a bottle of cinnamon tequila. "I am sure I would love Soleil, but this is you and here date. I don't need to interfere and my feelings aren't that hurt anymore." He lifted the bottle. "And this will certainly help. You go to Mexico with your friend and when you come back I expect cuddles and to eat that full tub of ice cream I was promised."

He snapped his fingers. "Oh almost forgot thank you for the compliment we are THE BEST at parting we have nasty tempers too. Not a good thing however."
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 -whines-
But....
-squirms-
Girls.
Soleil Whitaker 03/12/17 Let's goooooooo.
-bounces impatiently-
Sun. Booze. Girls. Beach.
Winter Summers 03/12/17 Winter was currently naked, unpacking and texting all at the same time! So skilled! He was about to reply when his bedroom door opens, first he squeals like a five year old girl. Second he fails to catch the candy that was tossed at him, lastly just stares at Elouise as she flops on his bed.

Slowly reaches for something to cover up his bits. "Oh you didn't let me down. I'm just being a baby." Places his hand on his hip and sighs dramatically. "I shouldn't have went in the first place. You would have invited me before you went if you wanted me there! I had no business being there! And I thank you for inviting me to Mexico but I don't wanna be a third wheel. You and whatever her name is go and have fun. I'll hold down the fort."
Winter Summers 03/12/17 Elouise
I made it home safely
I will be in my room, with my liquor if you need me
Also I don't have a desire to go anywhere, I truly hate flying.
Take me to some cheap bar and I'll be a happy little camper honest.
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 -throws clothes into duffel-
Yeah. I'm ready for some sun.
-pauses-
And some cold beach drinks.
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 Bags still packed? I can be ready in 10.
-points to laptop-
Book the flights.
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 -boops nose-
I'm here for you, darlin'.
-taps chin-
We still need to make that trip to Cabo, you know.
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 Elouise Warrock-Whitaker.
-pouts-
Don't be difficult. You know I love me some half-British women.
-nudges back-
Take me with you next time, then.
Gray Taylor 03/11/17 Nope.
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 -squints-
Let me live.
-kisses forehead-
Don't scowl at me. I adore you, you know that.
What about half-British women?
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 I didn't fall in love!
-feigns shock-
Okay, maybe I did. Kinda. I don't know.
-swats-
All of Europe works for me. Italian wine, German beer, Swiss chocolate.
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 After Rambo is born, we're going back for wine tastings.
-prods-
Stop getting handsy with other people.
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 -immediately clings to-
El. Oh my god, yes.
-hugs tightly-
Thank god you're back. How was Italy?
Soleil Whitaker 03/11/17 Elouise
I miss you too, doll. Come find me when you're home.
He is indeed a busy man, I've been meaning to make amends with him.
Winter Summers 03/11/17 Elouise
Maybe...also I'm coming home!
I don't wanna be here without you!
Screw Italian men!
Winter Summers 03/11/17 Elouise
Congratulations you are the first person to break my heart.
Gonna drink my sorrows now.
Winter Summers 03/11/17 Elouise
I am so lost!
Where are you!?
START SCREAMING MARCO OR SOMETHING!!!
Soleil Whitaker 03/10/17 Elouise
Don't rush home for me, doll. Enjoy the sun, enjoy Italy. I'm just bored and whiny.
I'm not sure, I haven't seen him around. I'm sure the Doctor is doing just fine, though. Have you not talked to him?
Soleil Whitaker 03/10/17 Elouise
JFC, no. Please don't kidnap her. OR pull out her fingernails.
I miss you. Come home soon pls.
Autumn Dalca 03/10/17 Elouise
I would advise against it right now. Maybe after you've had the baby.
Soleil Whitaker 03/10/17 Elouise
Are you eating enough? Taking care of yourself? I miss cuddles. Fish isn't the same as you. He slobbers.
I don't think she's into me like that. Maybe she is, but maybe I'm just reading into it too much. It's a bad habit.
Soleil Whitaker 03/10/17 Elouise
Save the nudes and the 'TUDE for someone else, darling. No one is as pretty as you. But, this girl is pretty cute.
Soleil Whitaker 03/10/17 Elouise
You went to Italy and didn't invite me????
Maybe if you didn't run off you'd know who. ;)
Winter Summers 03/09/17 Elouise
I NEVER should have watched final destination!
And I'm always safe!
Okay most the time!
But for real real see you soon!
Winter Summers 03/09/17 Elouise
I'll have to think about some things now!
But I will see you soon!
Super excited for this!
If the plane crashed you think I'll die? Or just be seriously messed up until I drink someones blood and recover?
Soleil Whitaker 03/09/17 Elouise
FYI I might be in love.
Winter Summers 03/09/17 Elouise
Alright so Jason will babysit! I will bribe him by telling him we shall bring back a souvenir! I'd have a much better bribe if he was not married but let's not dive into that!
I don't have a bathing suit...I'll buy one when I get there!
I'd go naked but Autumn has seen me naked enough times! And I'd probably scar Lulu for life!
Winter Summers 03/09/17 Elouise
See I always thought so as well!
And my sh#t is always ready my love!
I'll have Jason watch our new furbaby unless you want me to bring him?
Winter Summers 03/09/17 Elouise
Oh my god you spoil me so much!💗
I am so lucky to have you!
It's S...cause ya know parents are super creative and f#cking made my middle name Snow!
Winter Summers 03/09/17 Elouise
Isn't he just the cutest!?
We need a name though...
And Italy? I don't know about all that!
Mostly because I ain't got the funds hun!
Autumn Dalca 03/09/17 Elouise
...Aye, I'd assume so.
JUST SAY NO!
Winter Summers 03/09/17 Elouise
You best be sitting down for this!
I found OUR kitten!
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Autumn Dalca 03/09/17 Elouise
Got it! We'll be on the way shortly.
Also bringing my floppy hat. I don't give a f*ck if it looks goofy.
Autumn Dalca 03/09/17 Elouise
Kind of? That's encouraging.
I'll take care of food and such. Think the water is too cold to swim in?
Oh, sunblock, too... Otherwise I will fry like chicken. Quickly.
Anyway, just tell me where we're going.
Autumn Dalca 03/09/17 Elouise
I have no idea how to sail. Do you? Maybe Lucius does.
That sounds lovely...
Autumn Dalca 03/09/17 Elouise
No. I think there's a good chance you'll get mowed over.
Let's not get yourself killed, aye?
Lucius Dalca 03/08/17 Lucius arched an eyebrow at the head patting, "You already gave me the answer to that.."
Autumn Dalca 03/08/17 I'm afraid you'll end up with pasties on your important bits and call it good...
*grins anyway*
I'm a better friend than to allow that.
Lucius Dalca 03/08/17 Lucius chuckled, "How many times have you been to jail? Through out your life?"
Autumn Dalca 03/08/17 *remembers who she's talking to*
How bout I come with you?
Aye, that's a better idea. I'll help you pick something out and come back here.
Lucius Dalca 03/08/17 "You don't need to but I love gelatos and drinks so thats payment enough" He laughed and looked at her with that 'mhmm' type of look, "Your going to try to get us in jail again?"
Winter Summers 03/08/17 Elouise
Oh my goodness you are the best wife I have ever had!
You spoil me so!
Of f#cking course we can name him a funny name!
I feel we can do better than Frank though!
Autumn Dalca 03/08/17 *squints*
Know what? I'm not going to ask.
Go get ready. Something sexy!
Before you object, you're still sexy. Now, scoot.
Lucius Dalca 03/08/17 He rubs his chin, "Ouch! What was that for?" He eyed her, "Yes we did. We took an overnight flight too."
"You wanna buy us a gelato after the club?"
Autumn Dalca 03/08/17 Aye! Me and Summer have painted the town on several occasions.
*grins*
You may be married but you're still beautiful. Deal with it.
Go get ready.
Autumn Dalca 03/08/17 *perks up*
Dancing? I f*cking love dancing. You know Lucius will be going too, aye?
Lucky b*stard. One lady on each arm.
*winks*
Autumn Dalca 03/08/17 *blinks*
Hello to you, too. Careful... Too much cheese will stop you up. I'll have to pass on stealing relics. The bed here is far more comfortable than a jail cell.
Winter Summers 03/08/17 Elouise
One can NEVER have too many fuzzy blankets!
Another Cat? Well I'm not gonna say no! Whiskers is always hanging out with Jason's cat so I'm sure he wont notice!
Can we get one with the smooshed in faces?
They are so cute!!
Winter Summers 03/07/17 Elouise
Yes as intimidating as a puppy!
I will cuddle you SO hard!
Looking forward to it!
I'll buy a onesie for the occasion!
Winter Summers 03/07/17 Elouise
Alright sweetheart whatever you need to tell yourself to get through it!
And Gurl you know it!
Also cheesecake! I am feeling that!
Winter Summers 03/07/17 Elouise
OH MY GOD!!!
YOU ARE IN JAIL!?
I am SO proud!
You are all grown up!
Advice cozy up to the biggest b#tch there but not to cozy she will expect the sexual favors.
NEVER ends well!
Winter Summers 03/06/17 Elouise
So...what onesie are you wearing?
Lucius Dalca 03/06/17 Text: Elouise
Extremely. Autumn wouldn't stop laughing lol.
Lucius Dalca 03/06/17 Text: Elouise
We are on our way, gropie :-P
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/06/17 Mmhmm. It always was.
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/06/17 Fine. FINE. As you like. My arse is your arse, and so on...
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/06/17 If you want to get up close and personal with my arse, you need simply ask.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
Lucius is coming, too.
We've never been to the Vatican. You gave us an excuse.
Sit tight!
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/06/17 Mmhmm, mmhmm, sure sure. Yes yes.
Sinclair Vorchenza 03/06/17 As I am so rich now, I had this doll of me made for you. So cute, right? Look how threatening it is with its blood stains and iddy biddy carving knife.

You can keep it by your bed at night so you don't forget me while you're forced to share quarters with that mortal blah you call a husband.

Sinclair Vorchenza 03/06/17 You. f**king. loved. it.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
Scratch that. We're on the way. Be there ASAP.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
Why am I not surprised...
Can I wire money or does it need to be in person?
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
What the hell?
You're in jail? Where? How are you texting?
Lucius Dalca 03/06/17 Text: Elouise
Its intense cuddling.
I'll tell her. How bad are we talking right now?
Lucius Dalca 03/06/17 Text: Elouise
She is under me right now...
Did something happen??
Lucius Dalca 03/06/17 Text: Elouise
What you mean like right now?
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
♥ Always.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
I did give him your gift, and will ask Lucius later.
Elouise, you are my friend. Worrying about your happiness comes with the territory.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
I am enjoying it. Very much so.
As long as you're happy... Maybe come visit when you're done in Rome? I'll check with Lucius to make sure he doesn't mind.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
...the L word hasn't come up.
I can't believe he isn't there with you. What the f*ck.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
Honestly, every time I move, he tightens his arms. Is that a thing?
Why the hell is Jameson not with you?
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
Let me know how that goes.
I'll be right here. I'm a little bit... stuck.
But I'll give you his regards when he wakes up.
Autumn Dalca 03/06/17 Elouise
Next time, perhaps.
Lucius is feeling under the weather, so I'll be staying here.
Soleil Whitaker 03/05/17 Only if we get the ice cream and hot fudge separately from the potatoes and the cheeseburgers.
-sticks tongue out teasingly-
I'm not judging. I'm always down for food.
-pats own tummy-
Soleil Whitaker 03/05/17 -squeezes back-
You're a great mom, El. And you're going to be even better with Rambo.
Soleil Whitaker 03/04/17 Okay, fair enough.
-folds arms over chest-
But, Fish is the best. He's my boy.
-grins proudly-
Lucius Dalca 03/01/17 Text: Elouise
Ahhhhhhhhh!
It makes sense now. No children though... Not yet :P
Lucius Dalca 03/01/17 Text: Elouise
Holy sh*t.. So was Vlad a handsome chum or meh? What does B.A.E means?
Lucius Dalca 03/01/17 Text: Elouise
You want me to take dirty orphans too? F*ck that. Oh sh*t... Were you supposed to tell anybody that? :P
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
Sorry, I got distracted.
I think my biology kind of prevents the whole pregnancy thing, because I'm not human anymore.
Jameson can probably explain the logistics better than me.
Lucius Dalca 03/01/17 Text: Elouise
Somehow I wouldnt put that passed you.. I should have known
Nah. If I ever have a kid.. Its gonna come from my balls :-P
Soleil Whitaker 03/01/17 -purses lips-
I'm sure it is, darling.
-grumbles while fixing hair-
Cats come before dogs?
-stares incredulously-
Lucius Dalca 03/01/17 Text: Elouise
WAIT... Steal what exactly????
Lucius Dalca 03/01/17 Text: Elouise
Ill think about it..
You do know she is a vampire though right? That makes things exponentially harder.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
Somehow I doubt that...
Lucius Dalca 03/01/17 Text: Elouise
She does?
Can I get a ring first? :P
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
If you're so dead set on it, you can harass Lucius.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
Um, no.
Jameson is the co-parent.
I can't have children, as far as I'm aware, and that is a discussion for whoever I end up marrying, if I marry. Right now, me and Lucius are just enjoying our time together.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
Pretty sure... Men aren't typically the ones who gets pregnant, anyway.
No stealing babies.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
What? Lucius can't get pregnant.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
Use your imagination.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Meow
Take pictures! Tell me everything. Ehhh... Mostly everything.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
Rome is a great idea. I may have to steal it from you.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
Thank you!
So wear it again later. Get Jameson to take you somewhere fancy.
Autumn Dalca 03/01/17 Elouise
I'm still in bed.
Why does your head hurt?
You looked beautiful yesterday!
Soleil Whitaker 02/28/17 -makes 'aw' face-
You're my best friend, El!
-hugs close-
Jameson is still your number one, though. And beer will always be mine.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/28/17 Miss me?

Stupid question, OF COURSE you missed me.
Winter Summers 02/28/17 Practically sprints down the hall opens her door, strikes an over dramatic pose cause that's how Winter do! "What color are you painting them? I feel peach is one hundred percent your color! Any light color really! Unless you started painting them a dark color in which case I have no idea what I am talking about you work it girl!"
Claire Cross 02/27/17 Ellie
I blacked out at the bar, but they say I can be released soon! Snuck my phone in like a gangster.
Winter Summers 02/27/17 Elouise
I am so getting this single ladies dance down!
[Vid]
Caitlyn Darrow 02/27/17 *blinks*
Lloyd is a lawyer, he doesn't do taxes. His ----
*flails down hallway after squeaky*
Caitlyn Darrow 02/27/17 *rolls on by with squeaky*
Soleil Whitaker 02/27/17 My kinda game, my kinda girl.
-nudges-
Ice cream after sounds great too.
-grins widely-
Soleil Whitaker 02/27/17 Does Nazi Zombies entail killing Nazi zombies?
-shoves fistful of cheetos into mouth-
Soleil Whitaker 02/27/17 It's the thought that counts, doll.
-gimme hands-
Taylor Ainsworth 02/27/17 Thought you would never ask, but of course I will.
Remi Rose 02/27/17 -eyes key-
-eyes room-
"This is uncomfortably close.."
-eyes Elouise-
-hands over key and runs!-
Didn't she know that Jameson is scary?!
Remi Rose 02/27/17 -shrugs-
"Okay!"
"Lead the way."
Remi Rose 02/27/17 -blinks-
"Who's Noura?
Remi Rose 02/27/17 -flicks a BIC continuously-
"Sure! What's going ablaze, lady?"
-manically laughs-
Autumn Dalca 02/27/17 Elouise
It isn't the baby that gets fat, it's you.
I would say no about the roast beef...
Headed to the airport now.
Autumn Dalca 02/27/17 Elouise
Good grief... You're going to be enormous.
Autumn Dalca 02/27/17 Elouise
Me and Lucius will be in Moscow today.
Autumn Dalca 02/27/17 Elouise
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Winter Summers 02/26/17 Elouise
Honeybun, pumpkinbutt, sweetiepie why do you always pee when I mention Summer?
100% not judging by the way! I promise!
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Elouise
Just an FYI thing Summer is gonna be my plus one for your wedding!
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Elouise
F#CK YES!!!
LET'S DO THIS SH#T!!!
I'm gonna have such a big food baby we are gonna need to do a c-section!
Just so you know my body is so prepared!
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Elouise
Yes! That sounds like the most perfect date!
Can you spoil me? And when I ask this I mean can we also get some dessert?
Winter LOVES his sweets!
Winter Summers 02/26/17 Barges into her room bag of food in his hand.
"Guess who got you chili fries!? This guy! You are so welcome!"
Hands her the bag kisses the top of her head.
"Alright gorgeous I'll be in my room cursing at my video game if you need me!"
Soleil Whitaker 02/25/17 -ducks swat-
I know Rambo is going to be great. I'll treat him as my own too. Duh.
Soleil Whitaker 02/25/17 Call of Duty? Ugh, you're my best friend.
-flicks back-
It's too bad you're pregnant, El. I mean, Rambo is gonna be great and all. But....
-snickers-
Man, we could turn everything into a drinking game.
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 -chokes-
Why does that sounds weirdly sexual?
-makes 'ew' face-
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 No? Yes?
-panics, oh god-
Of course not, no.
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 -frowns at the thought of the lab-
Bodies and brains freak me out a little.
-laughs nervously-
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 Ohhhhh. Oh, right.
-wrinkles nose-
Pshh, I'm too needy not to cuddle.
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 -shakes head-
I thought you were alluding to something.
-whines-
I don't knowwwwwwww.
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 Ohmygod.
-almost facepalms-
-squints instead-
Is that a metaphor? The brain thing?
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 -scoffs-
-still appreciates the sentiment-
You're adorable, dear.
-holds out hand-
Let's go find ourselves some food. And some wine. Yes?
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 Wine. Yes please. It's Friday, afterall.
-holds hands over heart-
Matching onesies? Really?
-eyes water-
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 -looks for a hand up-
Can we get garlic parm waffle fries too?
-beams-
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 -yelps-
I was just saying hello!
-squirms-
Soleil Whitaker 02/24/17 -runs by, yelling-
Elouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise!
Summer S Summers 02/23/17 Eternally Pregs
30 minutes? K. Text me during and I'll have the car waiting out front. Do me a solid and snag a cute doctor/nurse for me?
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
I've shared space with enough siblings to value it...
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
No.
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
You have the rest of your life to learn.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I am not moving to Moscow. I am staying in London.
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise An apple pie? Sure. Consider it done.
Keep working at it. We all start somewhere.
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
I love cooking. And baking. Ask Lucius.
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
I prefer to make them.
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
Rest and relax. We'll be there soon enough.
Summer S Summers 02/23/17 Elouise
When do you squeeze that baby out of the chute? I feel like you've been preggers for like 38 months already.
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
You can still be fun.
How is the planning going? Are you getting excited?
Autumn Dalca 02/23/17 Elouise
It's called growing up. Kind of.
Soleil Whitaker 02/22/17 -holds up a finger-
-pauses-
Go to the deep web for pipe bomb instructions.
-pats-
There, there. Jim-Jam Junior will be just how you want him.
Claire Cross 02/22/17 -flexes-
I'm going to go drink that stuff in Jameson's office, wash it down with some Jack.
-hiccups-
Remi Rose 02/22/17
Soleil Whitaker 02/22/17 Oh my gooooooood, homo and FOMO are not the same thing.
-huffs-
FOMO stand for fear of missing out, and homo is... wait. I don't need to explain this to you.
-flails arms-
How about you ask me about sexuality instead of Google, huh?
Soleil Whitaker 02/22/17 We also got married after like, 2 weeks.
-nuzzles-
C'mon, El. Who's the gay one here? I know what I'm talking about.
Soleil Whitaker 02/22/17 We skipped the U-Haul, doll.
-pokes knitted brow-
Stop that. We moved in together when I joined your cult, remember?
Soleil Whitaker 02/22/17 -shrugs-
I dunno. We got a dog together before we decided to be BFFs.
-smacks lips together-
-slightly disgruntled-
Honestly, yeah. I'm such a sucker.
Soleil Whitaker 02/22/17 -shrieks-
Snuggly. Yes.
-pokes-
You smell like potatoes, honestly.
Soleil Whitaker 02/22/17 -ponders-
A Red Panda.
-nods once-
Cute, oblivious, clingy. But still a bear.
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -pouts-
Chipmunks are harmless....
-Grumpy Cat frown-
I'm tough.
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 I wish I could sing like her.
-paws at-
Why a chipmunk????
-whines-
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 It's definitely the haircut.
-laughs-
Plus, I could never be as beautiful as Mary J. She's ethereal.
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -smiles brightly-
-blushes-
-starts humming-
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy, and that ain't all...
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 Blondes have the best time, anyways.
-runs fingers through hair-
Even fake blondes like myself.
-nudges-
That's why you like me, eh?
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -clasps hands together-
Will he take after you or his father more, then?
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 Hold on.
-obtains mashed potatoes-
I'm going to teach him how to build things and then kick them apart.
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -smirks-
Can I teach him how to rage?
-crosses arms-
I've been known to have a temper.
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -squints-
Oh my god, Elouise. Is this Jameson's doing?
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 Rambo?
-snorts-
That baby's gonna be rearing to go as soon as he's born.
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -stops in doorway-
Okay, say what now?
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -whines back-
But, potatoes. I'll feed you some.
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 Did you save me some?
-prods-
-prods more-
Hey. Did you save me any?
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -coughs-
... El. Air. Please.
-nods frantically-
2 each? Did you have potatoes with them, at least?
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 -bursts in with Fish-
-flops onto bed-
Amazing how fast I can get here when we all live in the same complex, eh?
Soleil Whitaker 02/21/17 Love of My Life
It's good, El. That one's my favorite. New FB pic?
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
That should be fascinating to see.
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
A fan of Sylvester Stallone, are you?
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
Aye, it is.
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
Nothing wrong with having more than one kid... Just don't turn into my parents. There's this thing called birth control, you know.
Aye, I would advise shaving your legs. At least.
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
Suuuuure.
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
What will the children think when they look at the picture, hmm?
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
No jammies. Classy, remember?
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
True. I'll have Lucius help pick something out.
Is there anything in particular he should wear?
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
That's something you're supposed to pick out.
I think technically all bridesmaids are supposed to wear the same thing. At least the same color.
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
That's a lot of eating...
I can find a dress in London easily enough. What color?
Autumn Dalca 02/21/17 Elouise
How is the planning coming?
Soleil Whitaker 02/20/17 Elouise
Wait. Wait. Use the first one!
The second one is.... blurry.
Soleil Whitaker 02/20/17 Darling Elouise
Definitely yes.
Soleil Whitaker 02/20/17 -swats playfully-
Oh, stop it, you.
-nods-
Yes to the potatoes, though. F*cking love potatoes.
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 Okay, wait. I rescind my previous statement.
-snorts-
You're transparent when it comes to food and booze. That's my favorite thing about you.
-winks-
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 Interesting.
-squints more-
You're an enigma, Elouise Orlav.
-pokes forehead-
I want to know what's going on in that head of yours.
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 Wait.
-squints-
Same ex you tried to set me up with when we first met?
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 -tries to laugh, sort of-
I think we've both learned a lot from our past, huh El?
-reaches out for hand-
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 -hugs tightly-
You did, and you're stronger for it. Right?
-pats-
Love you no matter what, you know?
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 -wide eyes-
-face palm-
Oh my god, El. What? How did you...what the hell?
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 -wags finger-
The internet lies all the time, dear.
Jameson Orlav 02/19/17 *deflects with Captain America shield*
*throws sausage links at*
*.. eats one*
Jameson Orlav 02/19/17 Borlav Incubator
Do not question your doctors advice.
I am the certified professional here???
Soleil Whitaker 02/19/17 Thirst trap???
Isn't that a bad thing? Like, someone who looks for attention?
-prods-
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 -shrugs-
I suppose you're right.
Taco Bell, then?
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 -blinks-
Tacos? Really? It's not Tuesday!
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 I'll pour, you talk.
-pats-
One glass each, and we can take turns spilling our guts.
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 -frowns-
That's... I'm sorry.
-pulls closer-
How about we both stay sober? We can talk anyways. Yeah?
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 -clears throat-
-pauses-
... no monologue. No soliloquy.
-taps chin-
That sounds like a terrible idea, doll.
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 Troubled past.
-exhales heavily-
I was borderline alcoholic, honestly.
-shrugs-
So, I'm always down to booze.
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 I'm not a picky drinker.
-frowns slightly-
I used to drink whatever I could afford.
-frown deepens-
I used to get really f*cked up, actually.
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 Your kid's gonna be great. I mean that.
-snuggles close-
Free drinks, though, they're even better.
-pokes-
Promise me we'll go out sometime?
Autumn Dalca 02/18/17 Elouise
Not everyone wants a puppy. Myself included.
There are places that teach dancing. Arrange a few lessons?
Autumn Dalca 02/18/17 Elouise
I can't believe I have to say it, but no bears...
Soleil Whitaker 02/18/17 -snorts-
I'm flattered, Elouise.
-paws at-
But, I have a feeling you say that because I'm the only eligible bachelorette you know.
-smirks-
Soleil Whitaker 02/17/17 I don't doubt that for a second, doll.
-scoots under blankets-
...the nice part, obviously.
-grunts-
-mutters-
Can't break a heart that's not there.
Soleil Whitaker 02/17/17 -prods-
Why? Does the hubby think that I'm in loooooooove with you?
-lifts blankets-
I like you more than those things, yes.
Soleil Whitaker 02/17/17 -cants head-
Wait, what...?
-holds up finger-
-starts cackling-
No, Elouise. I like you, but I also like dogs and tater tots and good music.
Jameson Orlav 02/17/17 Babe-est
Babe. We don't need a monkey. We can use Winter! 😎😆
Winter Summers 02/17/17 Elouise
Oh my glob congrats love!
And of course I will!
I will wear my best tux!
Thinking on it I will have to go shopping...
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
I am very much looking forward to it.
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -shocked-
I don't watch porn. I don't need it, thanks.
-waves hand dismissively-
That sh*t is all fake, anyways.
Whatcha wanna talk about?
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Love! You have my approval. Absolutely.
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Perfect for after the wedding. Now what about during?
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Show me examples.
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Aye, that is kind of a necessity...
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Do you have your dress yet?
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Good!
I'm never leaving Romania...
[IMG]
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Negative on your parents.
Do you have a good man-friend? You mention your second husband or whatever. Or maybe Winter?
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *scoffs*
No. Not Noura nor Nigel.
Just us, you baboon. And probably a nurse or something.
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *pokes her belly*
Even if you were fat. Which you're not, nor will you be. There's a wee Orlav in there. The bigger, the better.
*evil grin*
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Eat carrots and broccoli if you want to snack.
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *laughs*
Its a little late for that, babe. You're carrying my child already.
Besides, we are already married.
We're just throwing a party.
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Then sausage feet are there to stay!
Autumn Dalca 02/16/17 Elouise
Um... get a comfy pair of flats and stop eating so much bloody salt?
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *nuzzles*
I love you too. Its not that I think you would. I just don't want you to suddenly feel like I'm neglecting you, and then feel the need to seek attention elsewhere. You know?
*coils around*
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *pats his lap*
But I know why she'd be into you. You're beautiful. Amazing.
So blonde
*half smirk*
Sometimes I wonder if you ever.. You know. Thought about it. I know I'm not around as much lately, so. I don't know.
*lazy shrug*
Jameson Orlav 02/16/17 *pops a skittle into his mouth*
Thanks babe. I'm starving.
*stomach growls*
Soleil? Eh, she's alright. She thinks you're.. You know. Into her.
*grabs bag, starts to stuff a hashbrown into his mouth*
What a shame it'll be when she gets her heart broken.
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -scoffs-
Think what you'd like, doll.
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -arches brow-
-sticks out tongue-
That's kinda conceited, don't ya think?
Assuming I'm in love with you?
Tsk, tsk.
-pokes again-
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 Stop being cranky!
-crawls under covers-
-pokes-
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -squints-
Is this a test?
-steps closer-
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -jumps up-
-scrawls out multiple notes-
-clears throat-
PSA. Soleil Whitaker does not make actual moves on married women.
Soleil Whitaker 02/16/17 -taps chin-
I think it just proves that he loves you.
-pats knee-
I also think that it's fun to egg him on. Probably not smart of me, but...
-shrugs-
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 It was like, uhm...
-thinks-
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Elouise is married to me, not you.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 He sent me a poem.
-hums-
I'm honored that he thinks I'm an actual Steal-Yo-Girl type.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -snorts-
-rolls eyes-
You're not a Sasquatch, Elouise. My god.
I feel like Jameson is threatened by me....
-smirks-
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -snatches up snack-
-purses lips-
Uhhhh.....
Kind of?
-prods-
You're already cute.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -whines more-
-whispers about food-
When's the wedding?
Can I come? I can come. I'm coming.
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -grunts-
-wiggles fingers under body weight-
-whines-
Did he take you out?
... you're married already, love.
Did you forget that?
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 -silently thanks god for incognito mode-
-smirks-
Check my history, g'head.
-reaches for food-
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 Nothing.
-squints-
Soleil Whitaker 02/15/17 ****!
-slaps laptop closed-
El, learn to KNOCK.
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
A true love story in the making.. Cinderella ain't got sh*t on ya'll.
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
Holy Sh*t.. I can't say I never partied that hard but I never got a ring either.
Claire Cross 02/15/17 -chases Karen down hallway-

-stumbles, calls after-
Karen! Pop Tarts aren't on your diet!
Claire Cross 02/15/17 Ellie
She does what she does. She doesn't talk much with me. That's okay. Karen can keep up judging people with me & my spiked coffee.
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
Oh my. You had a Red District Vegas wedding or something?
Claire Cross 02/15/17 Ellie
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Pop that tart out of the oven.
Claire Cross 02/15/17 Ellie
I'm confused. Since I'm the mother. Do I wear red or black?
Lucius Dalca 02/15/17 Text: Elouise
You welcome!
And what??? I think that might be rushing things by a lot.
What about the baby first? :-P
Claire Cross 02/15/17 Ellie
Hmmm. I think he could be persuaded! What color am I wearing??
Claire Cross 02/15/17 Ellie
Of course dear! Are you marrying my sonny? I'll add extra bacon if you are.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
I'll tell him.
The answer to inviting parents is generally a yes, but...
He still hasn't bloody answered me from this morning.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
I meant for the cake, silly goose.
Call that planner. Do an open bar if you like. Steak, too.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Classy is better.
I don't know about a fountain, but champagne towers are a thing.
What flavors do you like?
I asked Lucius for help and he gave me information for a wedding planner. I have no idea where he came up with it so don't ask.
[information shared]
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Classy, not trashy. This is your new mantra. Learn it, live it, love it.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
NO SPIKING THE PUNCH.
Or anything else, for that matter. How bout no drugs at all? Good? Good.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Consider it marked.
I'm sure everything will be beautiful. You, most of all.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Next week and all the time in the world are not the same thing.
Somehow I doubt Cher is a possibility...
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
If you think you can pull it off in such a short amount of time.
...Recruiting Lucius might not be a bad idea. Let me get back to you on that.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 Wifeazoid
Is Autumn offering up her MasterCard??

Wifeazoid
I'm just kidding. Anything you want, babygirl. Pick your maid of honor and make sure they're helpful.. I am going to be of zero help.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 Wifelyf
Elouise.. We are already married. 👰💍💒
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
That might be pushing it a little... Depends on where you want to do it, how many people, etc.
And I'd love to!
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Why not do a second ceremony? It's belated but doable.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
You're highly bias, but that's alright. He's a good man.
Well, you can't get re-married (unless you get divorced and don't even think about it), but you can renew your vows. Couples do that sometimes after a while, or for a special anniversary, so I've been told.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
A carriage ride? I love it!
He plays beautifully. Color me surprised.
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
Effort always makes a difference.
We went to Constanța, in Romania. We're still there, actually. Had a lovely dinner. He played the piano for me. The rest... we'll leave that part out, aye?
Autumn Dalca 02/15/17 Elouise
I'm glad you had a good time.
Amazing doesn't appropriately convey my sentiments for yesterday..
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 *furrows brow*
Now you sound like Noura.
*dramatic sigh*
You're right. Maybe he'll find someone prettier. Leggier. You know. Blonder.
*gasps and tickles feverishly*
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 How about a Jameson Orlav?
*puffs out chest*
I could kick Grant Wards ass.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 *scoffs*
We have to breed a big, strong, baby-slayer. He's going to come out with a .45 and know how to kick ass like Melinda May.
Jameson Orlav 02/15/17 *grabs at*
Babe. You're not fat. You're growing a person. Eating for two. Etc etc.
*pokes belly*
He has to be big and strong, so you should probably start eating ribs and potatoes.
Autumn Dalca 02/14/17 Elouise
I would say so. Enjoy yourself. I most certainly am.
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 -shakes head-
Nope!
You're good to me.
Autumn Dalca 02/14/17 Elouise
Buy new lingerie while you're out. You'll have a wonderful time.
Jameson Orlav 02/14/17 Valentines day.

The holiday was looming, not only because it was supposed to be a special day, but because he had been so busy lately that it was his responsibility to assert himself to his wife. The world needed to know how much he loved her, and even more, she needed to be reminded herself. Jameson had been out of town for many of the prior weeks days. This left Elouise in charge of their operations and their members. Admittedly, they were quite a handful. Perhaps that's why they all meshed so well.

Alas, he had set his plan in motion. He would leave the ranks to Noura and Jason for the night. He was sure they were just as capable as he when it came to taking care of things.

While Jameson hadn't yet seen Elouise today, he had been in their suite, where he left a plethora of items for his wife along with a long, lightly scented (with his cologne, of course) letter. Among them was a velvet covered jewelry box with a pair of simple diamond studs and a necklace to match. Apair of sparkling flats to accommodate her sore feet; and a long, flowing silk dress with room at the seams to allow for her comfort.

Elouise,
Here's your attire for the evening. I'll have a car here for you at 7 p.m. sharp. I can't tell you where we're going, but you'll love it.

I love you.
See you soon.
-Jameson
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 -laughs-
-squeezes hand-
Happy Valentine's Day, doll.
Can I get chocolate milk, too?
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 Bacon?
-heart eyes-
Run away with me.
Autumn Dalca 02/14/17 Elouise
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Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 Don't act surprised, El.
You know you're gorgeous.
-mouth waters-
French toast? Really??
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 -huffs-
Elouise Warrock hyphen Whitaker, stop being difficult.
-sticks tongue out-
You're beautiful. And I'm shallow.
Winter Summers 02/14/17 Winter bust through her bedroom door and strikes a pose. Pose wasn't really needed but he did it anyway and dare he say he nailed it! Regardless he looks to Elouise and holds out a box of chocolates.

"Since I am in the weird ass four husband thingie thing I thought I should shower you in affection and expensive gifts this Valentine's Day. Sadly I am poor and all I could afford are these cheap ass chocolates. And you should spend today with your actually husband SO!"

Smooches her forehead. "I'll be leaving now! Enjoy your chocolates and if you need me I'll be in my room! Probably drunk but details details."
Soleil Whitaker 02/14/17 Get Jameson's stamp of approval on the open relationship status, and I'm all yours.
-shifts-
Well, this is my room. So, you're actually sharing my pillows and blankets.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 Jameson's my boss, though. Right? Isn't that how the club works?
-blushes-
-pecks cheek-
I mean, I am a loser....
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 I'll do my best.
-squeezes tightly-
But, do keep in mind that you're a married woman.
And there are some lines I will not cross.
-holds up index and middle fingers-
Bro code. Also, normal human decency.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -laughs-
-wraps arms around-
Better without the sex swing, darling.
-wiggles eyebrows-
We don't need.... accessories.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 You know, like uhm...
-points to crotch-
-whispers-
Intimacy.
-clears throat-
Scientific studies show that lesbians do it better.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 Oh my god. El, no. I...
-bites lip-
-trying not to laugh-
I'll take you out for dinner. Forget, just forget the other thing.
-snorts-
-thinks 'so cute'-
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 You got plans? I'll take you out.
-grins-
I'll show you what you've been missing.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -squints-
-stands up taller-
I'm no chicken, thank you.
-tries to hide a smirks-
Does Jameson know that he's about to lose his wife?
-hums Mr. Steal Your Girl-
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -mutters quickly-
I'mtoogayforthis.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -chokes-
F*ck. I, uhm...
-clears throat loudly-
-shakes head-
I'd be crucified if I answer that, babe.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -arches brow-
You have a husband...?
-pokes nose-
Jameson, remember?
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -scowls-
For those who aren't getting the D or the V?
-snorts-
It's Alentine's Ay. And I'm getting drunk.
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 Elouise Warrock-Whitaker

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Mountain View
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
No ditching Jameson. He loves you.
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Elouise
It can taste like steak the way I make it. *nodding emoji* Don't knock it down until you try it!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
He spilled, did he? I told you I had a Valentine. I'm also perfectly fine alone.
But I adore you all the same. If only we'd found each other sooner!
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/13/17 "Uuuuugh. You're such a f*cking tease. You know that? I WILL have that baby, if it's the last thing I do! ...in this body at least."
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Elouise
Have you ever tasted tofu tacos with homemade guacamole, pico de gallo, spinach and cheese? Its amazing! And I don't even like Tofu like that.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/13/17 "Well, Obi Wan, that makes you my only hope. So I'll definitely be having that baby. I don't think you appreciate how delicious they are. And how gods damn trippy their soul feel when you, ugh...", he makes a gesture of tearing invisible meat apart with his fingers, "...pull it from their body and just...embrace the hell out of it. You know what I mean? Of course you don't. You're just a boring ol' human with no sense of the greater unknown and all it's voodoo black...ness. Now gimme the baby!"
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Text: Elouise
I was about to say lol. So you don't need me to erase anything from the web?
I am taking Autumn out to a coastal town in Romania. We are going to have a private dinner by the beach. Its gonna be awesome! What about you what are your plans?
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/13/17 "I guess the only life saver is that if you swallow it in one, you can still breathe through the hole." Sinclair retrieved another from the paper wrapper, observed it for a moment between his fingers and popped it in his mouth. "I catch everything, Elouise. Don't you threat."

Sinclair crunched the mint between his teeth, lost behind a sly smirk. And in that moment, he inwardly shuddered, waiting for the retort that would no doubt have some link toward STIs...or other such 'catchable everythings'.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/13/17 "Doing what?" Sinclair enquires, reaching into his inner pocket to retrieve a battered roll of Polos. He picks at the wrapper, flicking bits of paper and foil to the air before relieving one from its confines to pop into his mouth. "You've lost me. Polo?"
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/13/17 “Elouise, I have far too much respect for your husband to be making a pass at you.”

Lips twitch. Jaw clenches. A snort reveals itself. Laughter ensues.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face with that one. Respect? Hahahaha!”
Lucius Dalca 02/13/17 Unknown phone ID comes in with the text.

Text: Elouise
Its Lucius, this is my phone number. I heard some pictures leaked. Please tell me its not a cheap russian p*rn site?
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
I'll just let him work his magic, whatever that may be. He's a genius with technology.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
That's what I need.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
You said it was a forum you were a member of. Which one, woman?! What's the address?
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
What website is it?
Soleil Whitaker 02/13/17 -purses lips-
Leslie isn't bad.... could be in honor of Leslie Knope, you know?
From The Office? Parks and Rec?
-waves hand-
One of those shows.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Oh Sh*t
Uh... I can ask Lucius to help. He's really tech savvy. Him seeing risqué photos of you is a nonpoint right now, I think.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Oh My
Delete them! Quickly!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 WHAT
...did you do?!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Hold On...
What nudes? Of who? To who?!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
Much as I do appreciate the trust and love implied, Jameson is a friend, as are you. I don't mind looking, but no touchytouchy.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
Because that wouldn't be awkward. At all.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
Well, aye. If things like that are needed, someone is doing something very, very wrong.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/13/17 "Oh baby...", Sinclair whispered, approaching the woman in the near-distance. "Gorgeous, delicious baby. I can't wait to hold you, to touch you, to...", he fell to his knees before her, pressing his cheek to her stomach, "...to have you between my lips, my teeth..."

Sinclair looked up at the woman and grinned. "Don't mind me," he smiled. "I'm just talking to my dinner date. When's it due again?"
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
I happen to agree with than sentiment. There is absolutely no need for those contraptions.
Remi Rose 02/13/17
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
HAH. Because you can't help yourself.
You entertain me.
Winter Summers 02/13/17 Elouise
Oh you are so very very sheltered my dear!
Don't worry will be there in five to explain to what a sex swing is!
It's more of a face to face conversation!
And if I'm bad at explaining I'll draw pictures!
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
...I did not need to know that. Really.
Think about it, Elouise. It's a swing used for sex.
Not getting pregnant is what birth control is for. Something our parents know nothing about.
Autumn Dalca 02/13/17 Elouise
It's nice to know exactly where our friendship stands. Cheers.
Winter Summers 02/13/17 Elouise
You are kidding right?
You for real real know what one is?
Just pulling good old Winter's leg?
Winter Summers 02/13/17 Elouise
I have no idea where you got the idea that I was gonna buy you lingerie!
And since I'm not invited anymore I suppose it's safe to tell you that I WAS gonna get you a sex swing!
So much better than clothes!
Side note I have no idea who is gonna be planning your baby shower but it will pale greatly compared to what I could do!
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
You already ARE sexy? Who's "THAT B*TCH"? AKA who I gotta shank? I mean, besides Jameson for stepping out on his pregs wife.
...
Wait, is this some of that hormonal **** I hear about? Are you losing your sh-t, Elouise? Keep it together, girl. I know sobriety is a f-ckin' bummer but like, so is rampant paranoia and aggravated murder.
You're super f-ckin cute and I bet your boobs are looking fan-freaking-tastic. No girl worth her salt sniffs around anothers husband. Fact.
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
Permanently damaged? My work here is done!
And absolutely to pole dancing lessons. It's a great work out. But let's wait till your center of gravity is a little more stable, mkay? (code: after you squeeze that baby out!)
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
Pro tip about buying lingerie: you don't buy pieces to wear, you buy pieces to take off. That is key. Some of them are all straps and lace and it's just like...wtf, man. Easy does it, because lingerie looks best on the floor.
Wait, why are they buying you lingerie? Does lingerie come in maternity sizes? Ooo, is Jameson a maiesiophile? No judgement, we've got a preggers girl at the club right now. Let me tell you, when she's up on the pole, she defies all laws of gravity. And rakes in the cash!
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
Always.
I buy batteries in bulk so there is no "die".
Summer S Summers 02/12/17 Elouise
Breaking:


Just teasing. Old trusty and I never break up. Me and that b-tch are #rideordie
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Too bad.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Exactly.
There's nothing wrong with spicing things up. You'll thank us later. Trust me. We have fantastic taste!
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
I'll definitely help.
Help my brother, that is!
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Aww! Congratulations.
When are you having a baby shower? I can start buying adorable little boy stuff now.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Maybe he'll surprise you. Never know.
Not telling. I'm good at keeping secrets.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Elouise
Surely he won't forget.
It's a secret.
Autumn Dalca 02/11/17 Too Late
Lovely as that sounds, someone has already asked me to be their Valentine.
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
YESSS!
Best Valentine's day ever!
And then we eat loads of chocolate!
Cause it's Valentine's day!
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
We can do it together!
Friends that kill together stay together!
Or so I'm told...
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
That is a fair point! It is some hard work unless you get the person drunk.
I'm kinda professional or I like to believe I am!
So I don't kill the red head?
P.S. You are WAY prettier than her!
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
Oh good! Was super worried there!
You know you don't have anything to worry about either right?
Regardless I'll take the red head than! She wont know what hit her!
Winter Summers 02/11/17 Elouise
DID YOU READ THE PAPER!?
IS THE MATING CALL UGLY?
No one was suppose to know about it!
Ugh I'm so embarrassed!
Noura Orlav 02/11/17 Coral
Vampires can't have babies.
Soleil Whitaker 02/11/17 Skeletor?
-laughs loudly-
It's your kid, I suppose. I'm gonna call him Skelly.
Jameson Orlav 02/11/17 *pulls paper from his pocket*
*clears throat*
I have a list of ideas for what we're going to name the boy.
*waves paper*
Soleil Whitaker 02/10/17 That right?
-arches a brow-
Have you named him? Her. Her? Or him?
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -smirks-
Veggies are good. Really good. But, you secret's safe with me, love.
-pops tray into the oven-
Potatoes your favorite? They're very versatile.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 What about carrots? Carrots are good.
-starts milling around kitchen-
You drink orange juice. Do you not like other fruits?
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -shakes head-
You're silly. Now, c'mon. Let's get you some food.
-squeezes hand-
Cheerios are good for the heart. And for the cholesterol, I think.
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 *grins* Comon cheer up! Autumn is going to be so happy to see us getting along.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -puts hand over heart-
I'm honored that you think I'm cute.
-holds out hand and grins-
I'm not. Pancakes are just wicked easy.
Lucius Dalca 02/09/17 *Brings her the two family size Swedish fish like promised*
So we friends? :D
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 Well, you can either stay here and wait.
-boops nose-
Or come keep me company. I'll pop in a tray of hashbrowns and tater tots first, and you can snack on them while I make pancakes. Okay?
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -pouts-
I knowwwww. But I'll make up for disappointing him by blowing you away with my chocolate chip pancakes!
Wanna come sit in the kitchen while I make breakfast at...
-checks phone-
5 pm?
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/09/17
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 El, banana pancakes are...
-shivers-
They always come out soggy. At least when I make them.
-snorts-
Tater tots. Tater tots are better.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 You're a great wife. Best I've had.
-prods-
Blueberry, chocolate chip? Apple? Banana?
-wrinkles nose-
Oh. Please don't say banana.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -sticks tongue out-
I am the only wife, thankyouverymuch.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -panics-
No, no. Noooooo. I promise.
-squeezes-
You're perfect. I trust Jameson. He's the doctor.
-chuckles-
I'm just impressed, that's all.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -wide eyes-
Twelve? Elouise, why?
-pokes tummy gently-
Quite the appetite, huh?
Camille Rameau 02/09/17
Camille Rameau 02/09/17 Bout to catch these hands so hard that your abomination is born with bruises.
Camille Rameau 02/09/17 -whacks-
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -shrugs-
Makes sense.
-continues stroking hair-
Food? I haven't eaten yet.
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -brings up Netflix-
Something going on, love?
-looks down at-
-strokes hair-
Soleil Whitaker 02/09/17 -laughs-
-sits up-
-extends arms-
C'mere then. Wanna watch Agents of Shield? I haven't started it yet.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/09/17 Well sure, just tell everybody why don't you.
Winter Summers 02/08/17 Elouise
OH AND THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!
Thank you! You are the best and don't let anyone else tell you different!
Winter Summers 02/08/17 Elouise
Jason said you told him to tell me I had a cute butt!
Okay! I guess!
Winter Summers 02/08/17 Elouise
Why you telling people to compliment my butt?
I mean not to say I didn't appreciate it but I did say I didn't want pity compliments and forced once are in the same boat!
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/08/17 *quickly wipes his lips with the back of his hand and shrugs*
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/08/17 Did you hear the lie about me filleting your fingers? What a crock. I only have eyes for eating your offspring.
Soleil Whitaker 02/08/17 -shakes head and laughs-
I brought you popcorn, Swedish Fish andCheetos.
-sighs-
I'll do right by you, Elouise. Some day.
Soleil Whitaker 02/08/17 -jumps to feet-
-kneels dramatically-
-proposes with a popcorn kernel-
Dearly beloved, will you accept this kernel as a token of my love, commitment, and fealty?
Soleil Whitaker 02/08/17 -rolls eyes-
-boops nose-
It was just a suggestion.
-shakes popcorn bag and offers-
Let's keep this relationship simple. Snacks, snuggles, and Fish. And a drink from time to time. Deal?
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 I think you need to stop adopting animals, darling.
-pulls close again-
I know you have a lot of love to give, but maybe focus on the animals you currently have in your life?
-smacks lips together-
...and people, I suppose.
Noura Orlav 02/07/17 Coral
No, and no. Have a good night, Coral.
Noura Orlav 02/07/17 Coral
Karen isn't dating right now.
Nathan Krieger 02/07/17 "Fun....cult?"
-these words did not compute-
"The donkey does sound very exciting. I will be sure to keep you fun cult in mind. And if my barbell ever runs away, I know who to call."
Nathan Krieger 02/07/17 -arches a brow-
"A cult? I've had my run ins with cults. Not sure I would be too keen on joining one so quickly."
-crosses arms over his chest-
"I'll give it some thought, though."
Nathan Krieger 02/07/17 "You raise valid points."
-takes her hand in a gentle shake-
"Nathan Krieger. My Muscles and I appreciate the welcome."
Nathan Krieger 02/07/17 -squints at the compliment-
Thanks? Are you disappointed I am neither a bird nor a plane?
Winter Summers 02/07/17 "Gushy moments are alright every once in awhile, I will promise I will keep that sh#t on lock. As for hugs I am a hugger. Well really I'm a lover I hate violence! Plus blood makes me queasy weird given what I am I know!"
Boops her noise before smiling.
Winter Summers 02/07/17 Winter gives her a dorky kinda smile before pulling her into a hug.
"You my dear might be the best thing that ever happened to me. I love you I do. Thank you for putting up with me."
Lets her go straightens out his clothing.
"Right gushy moment over, I humbly apologize for the random hugging and whatnot."
Winter Summers 02/07/17 "You know what it is! I mean there is only so many times you can compliment yourself or have your sister do it! At some point it just gets a little sad!"
He held up his hand.
"That being said Winter don't need no pity compliments! You get what I mean!? If I get a compliment I best well deserve it!"
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 We should've went with the pet sloth. Or lemur, was it?
-waves hand-
-thinks-
Or some low maintenance animal like a chinchilla.
Winter Summers 02/07/17 Gives a nervous sort of laugh.
"Actually never have well I mean Summer has told me but she is my sister she has to tell me such things!"
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 Cheech and Chong? Who the f*ck...
-still has a lot to learn-
-starts laughing-
D'you know I found him with one of my moccasins in his mouth the other night?
Jason Reindhart 02/07/17 Elouise
You were told correct.
Babies eats boob juice. Or formula. Then baby food.
Not kibble. They don't have teeth when they are born, so no crunchy stuff.
Where did you get the idea they like kibble?
Winter Summers 02/07/17 "YOU THINK I HAVE A CUTE BUTT!?"
Gets all embarrassed and stuff
"You can grope me anytime you want!"
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -sits up-
Wait, Elouise. We've had him for 2 days. And he's a f*cking 3-legged dog. He couldn't have gone very far very fast.
-reaches for popcorn-
-scratches head-
-whistles for Fish-
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -purses lips-
I guess you're right. We're already showing signs of a healthy, stable relationship.
-glances around-
Where'd Fish go, anyways?
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 New kid on the block has a rep to uphold.
-feeds more cheetos and laughs-
If it was, does that legitimize us as a couple?
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -holds out open bag of cheetos-
-mutters-
-pulls closer-
Fine, I'll stay. But you have to promise... actually promise not to snapchat the others.
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -gasps-
I'm needy? Excuse me. Who wanted company?
-prods-
-grabs bag of Cheetos-
I can leave if you want.
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -squints back-
I don't believe you.
-huffs-
Anyways, move over. Might as well let everyone know how soft I am.
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Perfect! One of the best deals for the year I made.
Ill see ya soon with the Swedish fish. No pins though >.
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 Hey, what can I say?
-shrugs-
I was hoping that food would distract you from my ugly sobbing if we did end up watching the Notebook.
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Two Swedish fish... Family size.
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
You know you can be so demanding at times... BUT its a good trade.
Swedish fish for grop... I mean training. Yes training *tongue out emoji*
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Yes!! I knew you liked me :D We gonna make it!
Lucius Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
Now that is just mean. Not that you are in the city for me to search you but still..
*teary emoji*
Soleil Whitaker 02/07/17 -rushes up the stairs with grocery bags-
I got already made popcorn and the stuff you put in the microwave. Orville's, maybe?
-dumps bags out-
Popcorn. A big resealable bag of mini Swedish Fish. You can eat more of them now. And Cheetos because you were out of those too.
-grins-
Winter Summers 02/07/17 Winter let it go the first time cause he loved the woman, however the second time he couldn't just let her grope him without questioning it! He slowly look to turn at her.



"El my love why do your hands keep going into my pocket? I love you and all but you know I am poor right?"

Elouise Orlav just stole $46.00 from you!
Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
You really need to talk to Jameson about this...
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
OMG. Baby stuff does not come from PetCo.
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
No, Elouise. No.
Autumn Dalca 02/07/17 Elouise
You don't need anymore animals.
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
There's no popcorn left. Do you want me to go out and restock before I come up?
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Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
Okay, alright. Anything for the new wife, right?
Want me to pick something up on the way over?
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
I'm slow, okay? I'm a terrible Netflixer.
I can't watch that movie in the company of others because I cry like a lil b*tch. Heh.
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
I'll get back to you in like, 3 months.
Soleil Whitaker 02/06/17 Elouise
Who or what is Melinda May?
Remi Rose 02/06/17
Jameson Orlav 02/06/17 Jameson vacates the confines of his office, the doors to their suite not too far away. It was a few floors up, but the hustle gave him time to consider what he assumed was genuine paranoia on his wife's part. Lately he had a hard time deciphering whether or not she was being serious in her worry and disposition.

He's exhausted.

But still, its his responsibility to keep her in a position of trust. She can't doubt him, and Jameson is nothing if not forthcoming.
Considerate. Solemn but well tempered. Faithful and undeserving of the need t be undermined.

Maybe he's starting to feel the pinch of offense. He tries his best to not let it piss him off completely.

"Elouise.." He came upon the room faster than he realized. Lost in thought on his way. The door is propped open as it often is during the day, but Jameson doesn't see his wife right away. "Where are you?"
Jameson Orlav 02/06/17 Elouise
I told you not to eat the taco meat in the fridge. I'm pretty sure its gone bad. You must be feeling sick and delusional, surely?
Noura Orlav 02/05/17 fjdslhg9rwjres
Say hello to my little friend.
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Soleil Whitaker 02/05/17 Elouise Orlav
I found Fish. He's perfect, isn't he?
Mountain View
Autumn Dalca 02/05/17 Elouise
Um, no.
Winter Summers 02/05/17 Bestie
Bringing you back a present from London!
I just couldn't give her all the love I figured you wanted me to!
Yeah you guessed right! I'm bringing Summer home with me!
Prepare the order for that sh#t!
Jameson Orlav 02/05/17 Elouise
What are on about, El?
Lucius Dalca 02/04/17 With tip.
Its hard to say no the munnies. :D
Lucius Dalca 02/04/17 Note: Thanks for the tip! I always knew you would come around.. *wink emoji* You were successful in stealing $1,035.00 from Elouise Orlav.
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
Warrock-Whitaker orrrrr Whitaker-Warrock? I kinda like the first one.
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
I'll let you know as soon as I find the perfect dog!
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
Fish? Is that too weird?
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
Jameson, the 3 legged pitbull. I'll be sure to stop by all the animal shelters on the way home tonight!
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
..... are you sure?
Remi Rose 02/04/17 "Food besties are the best besties!"

Remi Rose 02/04/17
Soleil Whitaker 02/04/17 Elouise Orlav
3 legged pitbull it is, then. What are we gonna name him?
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/04/17
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Token Gay
We're not a different... species, or whatever. 🙄
Any reason it has to be 3-legged?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Lez-Not and Say We Did
Ixnay on the divorcing Jameson for you. And on the carabiners. What are those, even?
Lesbians do... normal things. Like, eat and drink and shop?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Not as cute as Jamouise
Ugh. Solelouise? Soh-lay-loh-weez. Yay or nay.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Except you love him. It's okay to admit it. I won't tell.
What, you plan on having people 'ship' us, Elouise?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I like them pretty and blonde? Is that the plot twist?
He married you, though. He must be a pretty big fan. ;)
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
You're getting warm with the girlfriend thing. I'd be ready and willing, but, alas, you have Jameson. And I'm becoming more certain that he's not my biggest fan.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I assure you, dear, that your ex-husband is not my... type.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Yes to Reba. No to single.
I mean, yes to single. No to meeting ex-hubby? Especially if you keep him in the basement.... c'mon.
Winter Summers 02/03/17 Elouise
Alright be good!
And I promise someday you, Summer and me will tear London down together.
I will be gone two days tops, take care of Whiskers for me?
He probably wont be any trouble always has his head up Jason's cats ass. I don't exactly understand it.
Winter Summers 02/03/17 Elouise
You serious?
My apartment is trash, the floor is about to give in the bathroom I don't think it's a safe place for a pregnant woman.
Winter Summers 02/03/17 Waifu
Going back to London for a few days, forgot some stuff at my apartment there! Important stuff I simply MUST have!
I'll be back before you know it honest!
Try not to miss me too much beautiful!
Claire Cross 02/03/17 Ellie
Where am I?
Remi Rose 02/03/17 Couldn't keep her cool. It was done at Mexican food. Remi gently reaches around the woman and gives her a hug, squeezing a bit as if she didn't want to let go. There were no words. None. She did let go, eventually. Straightening out Elouise a bit. Her hair, clothing and all without getting too close.

"It's nice to meet you, Elouise. I'm Remi Rose. Sorry for all of.. that."

Remi Rose 02/03/17 "How do you feel about Chinese? Sometimes I have to be baked to eat at Pizza Hut and ditto on Papa John's. Gross." Wrinkles up her face in disgust.

Then she heard that magical name of that magical place..

"Pizza and games, together? Uhh..Hells yeah! I'm a regular there." Says in a snooty way.

Jason Reindhart 02/03/17 Elouise
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Remi Rose 02/03/17 Mimics Elouise's expression. It was like that moment, you felt you just met your soulmate but before she grew too excited, she'd have to know more..

"Just Domino's or are there others?" Somethings just need to be answered. She -loved- pizza but there was always other takeout joints. Seemed as if no one around this Realm ate.

Remi Rose 02/03/17 "Really?.. Dang, I could of used your help last night. You realize no one around here knows the number to Domino's? You'd think that would be a crime.."

Had found Michael, though. He -showed- her where it was. Otherwise she would be a pitiful mess of red on the floor right about now.

Remi Rose 02/03/17 "Thank you! So very nice of you."
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Your call. I'm so into Vegas, so lemme know!
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
So maybe, rain check on Vegas???
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I can always buy you one when we get there....?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Jameson says you should text him before we leave. Or else. 😶
Did you find you t-shirt yet?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Alright. Okay. I'm an enabler. I accept any and all consequences of allowing this to happen.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Are you suuuuuuuuure? I'm just the new girl, and I'm not sure your husband likes me very much.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Wait. Seriously? Boyz II Men?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Dbl Text Elouise Orlav
Did you know that Boyz II Men are playing a show in Vegas this weekend?
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 Hmmmmm..
Are you sure? Isn't it still the size of a peanut?
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 *raises a brow*
Oh? They stuck a big ol' needle down inside of your belly? How did that work for you?
*slowly snakes arms around*
What else did they say?
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 *leans back in chair, kicking feet up onto desk*
That's going to cut into her dog walking money. Hope she didn't spend all those ones.
*half smirk*
*pats lap*
Tell me your news.
Jameson Orlav 02/03/17 Elouise
I'm with the dogs in the office.
Where tf is Claire????
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Let me know when to start packing.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Hey! Hey! It wasn't that bad.
Nevada, Arizona. Both in one trip pls?
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Can we go see the Hoover Dam too?
It's supposed to be pretty damn amazing.
Puns. Hah.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
Sorry sorry sorry.
Just tough to gamble with no money. Feel?
Also, fck yes to Vegas.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
Obviously.
Soleil Whitaker 02/03/17 Elouise Orlav
I've never gambled... pls don't judge me.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
I'm game. I'll go online and see what kinds of shows they have, too.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
I'll try not to.
Blackjack is more my flavour.
Autumn Dalca 02/03/17 Elouise
Vegas. No literal burning down. It's an expression.
I haven't been to many cities in America.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/03/17
Autumn Dalca 02/02/17 Elouise
I've never been. Have you?
Let's burn it down! Not literally. Explaining that might be a challenge...
Autumn Dalca 02/02/17 Elouise
Moscow isn't that bad. Just f*cking cold.
Lucius is from Romania, but I'm off to visit someone else. I'm looking forward do it!
Autumn Dalca 02/02/17 ♡♡♡
Miss you!
London is fine, but I'm packing yet again. Off to Romania this time.
How are you?
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
[video message rec'd]
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
Your feelings are absolutely fine.
You're the furthest thing from neglected.
You'll survive the inconvenience. You're
going to have to.
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
Yeah, it matters. Unless there's an emergency you can't just snap your fingers and summon me.
I'm in the middle of something. I'll be home soon.
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Elouise
Is the club house on fire?
I'll be home in a little while.
Ella Donovan 02/02/17

~+Ella knew that Jameson must have had fangirls. A man like that, why wouldn't he? She was about to join the club. When the woman that had greeted her mentioned it was her husband. Unable to stifle the hearty laughter pours from her lips.~+

'' Wife? Hm. Alright. Two can play that. I'm sure if he was your ~+air quotes 'husband'~+ He wouldn't have ditched you so quickly. Violence doesn't solve marriage problems, but don't worry. I do. ''
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 Okay, I don't have a large collection, but I do have a onesie with dogs on it.
-pulls out phone and hands it over, grinning-
I'll get right on that. 3 slides, 5 max. Everything comes down to booze, dogs, and music.
Ella Donovan 02/02/17

~+Ella had been preoccupied checking out the man that had greeted her to this place first. Bright optics turn towards Elouise with a friendly smile. One hand lifted from her side to start fanning her rosy cheeks.~+

''Hello. Thank you for the welcome. Did you see that handsome man? A girl must wonder how I can get his number. ''
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 What makes you think that I don't already have a large collection of patterned onesies?
-puts hands on hips, pouting-
Don't you know me at all?
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -makes a face-
He's certainly a keeper if he cleans up vomit.
-starts to wag finger-
There's no loss of pride in wearing a onesie, though.
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -claps hands together-
Ohmygod, Elouise, that's so cute! You're so cute! You really love him, huh?
Cute butts are always a plus, too.
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 Husbands. Mhm.
-nudges-
And not only because he lets you use his credit card?
-winks-
Jameson Orlav 02/02/17 Eloois
Whatevr. Going to ton with nOoura. 👋😃
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -makes mental note of 'husband' comment-
Babies are great, though. No?
They're cute and chubby and they look dumb while trying to do things.
-starts laughing-
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -shifty eyes-
I plead the fifth. I just don't feel like, you know, creating a riff.
-wags a finger-
A sip, Elouise. Your dud baby will be on my head if you drink too much. And you wouldn't want to do that to me, would you?
-pouts-
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -shoves hands into pockets-
As flattered as I am, my dear, already married women aren't really my...
-coughs-
...type.
But, about the champagne? I'll cut you off at a sip. Deal?
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -chuckles and rubs hands together-
Do your worst. I'm a closet masochist. Ah well, maybe not so closeted anymore.
-saunters around liquor store-
Maybe we should get a bottle of bubbly to celebrate?
Soleil Whitaker 02/02/17 -prods gently-
Us? Because that's not totally sus at all. Is your husband...
Ah, f*ck it.
-shrugs again-
Where do I sign up?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -takes a step back-
Kool-Aid? Sounds pretty Jim Jones-esque, if you ask me.
-shrugs-
I'm all for it. And if I die, heh. I guess sh*t happens. Answer me this, though. What's the contract all about?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 What about...
-pauses dramatically-
Costa Rica?
-squints-
Maybe not so into the whole pet thing. But, I'd be more than willing to be friends. And I'm tougher than you think.
-grins-
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 But, the beaches! And the sun! And the booooooooze.
-suppresses the urge to whine-
-huffs instead-
What about sloths? Are they of any interest to you?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -pulls up Safari on phone-
Wikipedia says that lemurs only live in Madagascar.
-frowns-
I think we're only going to find fish and stuff in Cabo. And maybe some birds. But, no lemurs, unfortunately.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -points to head-
Bleached. I've been a faux blonde for a while now. How does it go?
-hums while pretending to think-
Blondes have more fun.
And yes to the sombreros. And to the monkeys, I suppose? I've never been to Cabo.
Jameson Orlav 02/01/17 Elouise Wait until I get home.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -places hand over heart-
No, no. If you insist, I will sacrifice my sobriety for the safety of you and your baby!
-smiles widely-
Blondes look out for other blondes. Or, artificial blondes, in my case.
Jameson Orlav 02/01/17 Elouise
Excuse me? Leaving for a little while? And you don't think that's something you should discuss with me first?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 Let's, uhm...
-shuffles about and coughs, nervously-
Maybe stick with the casual wine night, first. You know, before you go inviting strangers who remind you of Mary J. Blige to go to Cabo San wherever with you.
-dreams about lounging on the beach-
Although, sun and sand might do me some good.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 I'm wondering...is this less about her and more about your feelings for her husband? Maybe you're looking for a new opportunity to make him a better offer than his current situation provides?
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 Again with the unspoken compliments. Thank you. But you're hardly selling her to me and I don't quite fancy breaking up any marriages at the moment. It's not that I 'won't', it's just that you mortals get to emotional and I am looking for a nice, relaxing few decades before I start raining havock on the world once more.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 What strange, complicated lives you humans lead. With such short lifespans, you'd think you'd simply try to be...happy. But that never seems to be the case. Why can't your sister-in-law remained with your best friend? Do you dislike either of them? And do I not get a say in the matter? Is this what your investment bought you, Elouise? A man-slave to do your bidding?
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 My dear, I'm old enough to be your father. And though I don't mind the odd Daddy issue...and definitely don't mind you calling me such...yours is a face that far better suits a younger companion. Though I appreciate the compliment, if unspoken.
Sinclair Vorchenza 02/01/17 Are you inviting me to a traffic light party? Do I need an online profile? I'm neither single, nor taken. I am simply Sinclair. What did you have in mind?
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 -clears throat, and nudges lightly-
To clarify, we're the We Have Bad Moms Club.
-wags a finger-
Tsk, tsk. Hobos don't typically have a taste for good wine, and they most certainly don't have the luxury of eating cheese with it.
-points at the bag of cheetos-
There's your little piece of reassurance.
Jason Reindhart 02/01/17 -leaves a babyseat for a car full of munchies infront of her door-
-knocks a few times-
-scampers away-
-slips and falls-
-struggles to get around the corner-
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
Weeelll, you have fun with that!
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
F*ck them. They can kiss my lily white arse.
Um... No. Gray was f*cking pissed when I did similar to him VIA text. You should prepare for a sh*t storm.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 Mine would most likely have yours beat for that 'Worst Person' award if she were still among the living.
-rolls eyes-
But, we should still pour one out for them. And for zombie moms. Yes?
-points to liquor store sign-
Wine, first. And then cake. D'you have any Cheetos on hand?
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
You are amazing. If only you weren't married...
At this point, I'm almost willing to throw down with Jameson.
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
Pictures! I want pictures of those cabana boys.
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
Good, because I'd slap the sh*t out of you if you did.
Enjoy yourself down there, and please be safe.
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 Doesn't the phrase go, where there's a... nevermind.
-chuckles-
Cheesecake? Uhm, duh. But, we'll have to pick up a bottle of Riesling too.
-shudders-
Believe me, my mother's the kind who'd come back from the dead just to berate me about my wine and dessert pairings.
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
Where are they?
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
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Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
I'm going to resist temptation and not make a joke...
Soleil Whitaker 02/01/17 Hey, you said it. Not me.
-laughs, then pats shoulder-
There, there. We'll have you picking wines like a pro in no time. My mother always said Cabernet Sauvignon goes well with cake and cookies, but not cheesecake. Apparently, she thought it was sacrilege to pair cheesecake with a red wine.
-shrugs-
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
I don't fancy turning into Autumn Flambé.
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
Have you seen my skin?
I can go out during the day, aye, but I burn very quickly.
Vampire + ginger = epic sunburns.
Autumn Dalca 02/01/17 Elouise
Apology accepted.
I know you were upset about Jameson. Thank you for reaching out.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -rolls eyes-
Men are stupid.
-bites lip-
Most men are stupid. I'm sure your husband is a very intelligent fellow. Anyways.
-coughs-
Chardonnay is white, my dear. And if we're talking white wine, I'd recommend a Pinot Grigio or perhaps a Moscato, if you have a sweet tooth.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -feigns shock, eyes wide-
Soulmate? Now what would your husband think?
-looks around-
Merlot is too... basic. Zinfandel, maybe. White Zinfandel is wonderful, anyways. But, let's stick to a sweet, red wine.
-smirks-
For health reasons.
Claire Cross 01/31/17 Ellie
Have enough singles?
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 Puh-lease. One glass is a sampling.
-tilts head-
Wine in a sippy cup, huh? Odd, but I could get behind it. Hows about we do a bring your own bottle night? Tonight? Like, now?
-pauses-
Is there a liquor store nearby?
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -shakes hand-
Soleil Whitaker. Pleasure.
-laughs-
You might've just made an offer I can't refuse. What kind of wine are you sampling tonight? Oh, and I swear I'd never judge you even if there was cheese dust on your fingers.
-crosses heart-
Summer S Summers 01/31/17 Pregnant Blonde
Am I too late for the wine? Nvm that's the dumbest question I've ever asked. 1. There is no such thing as 'too late' for wine, and 2. Even if it is, I'll just drink it my damned self.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 Didn't you hear? I'm the second coming.
-puts hands out, palms facing upwards-
I see you're a woman with priorities, and I'm sure Cheetos and red wine make a wonderful combination. You've got all the flavor profiles covered.
Nice.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -snorts at the use of 'hangry'-
I'm starting to think I may be miraculously pregnant. Hangry wino, you know?
-raises a brow, skeptically-
The only joy? Really? And how many studies is a few studies, exactly?
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 I'm not pregnant, but I get angry sometimes too.
-grins wilily-
And I always have a passion for wine.
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 -squints back-
Does that happen often?
-clears throat-
The Middlebrooks thing, I mean?
Winter Summers 01/31/17 Elouise
Gonna take that as it was a yes to both my questions
Shhh we wont tell her!
Winter Summers 01/31/17 Elouise
Except I'm more fun right?
Possibly better looking?
Soleil Whitaker 01/31/17 WAIT. Is it the haircut?
Winter Summers 01/31/17 Elousie
I'M NOT AUTUMN!!!
WHY YOU KEEP DOING THIS!?
Also I have done nothing that anyone can prove!
Camille Rameau 01/30/17
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Camille Rameau 01/30/17
Camille Rameau 01/30/17 -chugs down the wine-
-throws glass over her shoulder-
Ophelia Fraye 01/30/17 *looks from the woman to the glass curiously* *takes it*
*sniffs*
*sips*
Dessa Chambers 01/30/17 WHY ARE YOU YELLING.


I DRINK BLOOD. NOT WINE.
Livia Vlcek 01/30/17
Ok...Kristen. *runs away quickly*
Dessa Chambers 01/30/17

*doesn't understand why she's being shouted at*
I-I don't know! I don't drink wine!
Livia Vlcek 01/30/17
*sobs* I said it smelled fruity!
Livia Vlcek 01/30/17
*looks to the glass then Elouise* That's all I get?
*swirls the glass* It has nice legs...like you.
*sniffs the wine* It has bright fruit aromas...blackberry, cherry...hints of violet and oak.
*takes a sip and swallows* Elegant, medium bodied...lush cherry and pomegranate flavours.
*blinks* A bit peppery yet...is that vanilla? Velvety.
*fears*
Sinclair Vorchenza 01/30/17 "Ummm...hello?"
Spring Taylor 01/30/17 Stay the f-ck out of my way unless you want to be curb stomped fcking heifer tw-t.
Winter Summers 01/30/17 BEST WIFE EVER!
ICE CREAM CAKE!?
I AM SO THERE!
JUST NEED TO PUT CLOTHES ON!
Winter Summers 01/30/17 Best Wife
No problem!
Dealing with moody sisters are my specialty!
It's truly a miracle I survived growing up with them!
Winter Summers 01/30/17 Elouise
REALLY!?
I mean I never thought the day would come!
Gonna need a moment here!
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Unknown Number
We're sorry; you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this message in error, please check the number and try your call again.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
You can come across as pretty f*cking rude, too, wench.
I doubt Jameson is dead. He's too stubborn to die.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
You're welcome.
Lucius is rough around the edges, but he isn't a bad guy.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
I pissed off my best friend last night defending you.
Think about that for a second. It's always f*cking about Elouise.
Have fun in Cabo.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
Still five. All I see are excuses, demands and expectations.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
Probably because you're having a hissyfit worthy of a five year old.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
Honestly, if you don't stop this sh*t, my phone is going on silent.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
Not my fault you're a f*cking Amazon.
You're going to be singing a different tune when your belly gets so big you can't see your toes.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
Can you even get your foot up that high?
Jameson Orlav 01/30/17 *nowhere near his phone at present, leave a message after the beeeeeeeeep*
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
You can try.
Now stop being f*cking dramatic.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
That's a shame.
Can I have him?
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
Or you could have told me.
Enjoy your nommies. I'm going to find someone to nibble on.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
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Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
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Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
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Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
Happy Birthday Mister Presideeeeeent...
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
How should I know? You've never told me.
Autumn Dalca 01/30/17 Elouise
When is your birthday?
Jameson Orlav 01/30/17 NO. I can't load up on cake because-
Uh.. Never mind.. I have to go.. Do a thing..
-runs off-
Jameson Orlav 01/30/17 *eyes frosting*
*narrows eyes*
He's about to catch a foot to his lady parts. We'll see about taking one for the team then.
*ridiculously distracted by frosting*
Jameson Orlav 01/30/17 *waves phone around*
Who the hell's this guy making comments about your ass??
Camille Rameau 01/30/17 Homicide.
Cooking. I like to cook. My favorite ingredient is newborn babies.
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Elouise
Now look who is trying to touch me *uses the giggle emoji*
Such a great start to parenthood! :D
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Elouise
Yes! Thank god, miracles exist. You are excused :D
Also a little tip.. That bacon grilled cheese is not going to make that ass any smaller and that back pain any lesser. ;)
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Elouise
God Bless that man. Took one for the team he did..
Forget it. Do you want the massage or not?
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Elouise
Lolz. Relax Goldilocks. I only touch your back nothing more nothing less.

Also I am Romanian .
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Elouise
Better sooooo much better.
Why do you think Tum tum recommended it? It not a regular massage.. I use my powers to enhance the sensation and target the areas common practice can't reach. :)
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Elouise
Oiii! Don't tattle tale! Jeez, I just got into her good graces.
But still ask nicely. Its a very very good massage.
Winter Summers 01/29/17 Wifey
Well I aim to please!
And you got it two with extra everything!
It will be done in five!
Give or take a few seconds!
Winter Summers 01/29/17 Wife now?
Making grilled cheese with bacon want one?
Lucius Dalca 01/29/17 Elouise
I paid for the theater and for the club entry. You welcome! Now ask very nicely and I will give you the greatest back massage you have ever gotten in your life. Or a roasting and it ain't the one in Comedy Central either, boo boo. ;-)
Noura Orlav 01/29/17 Danger
...No. I can't.
Jason Reindhart 01/29/17 Sister-In-Law
Unfortunately, no.
I can only have children with my kind.
I will probably get some more furbabies, though.
Jason Reindhart 01/29/17 PleaseDon'tHurtMe
Uh. Yeah. I am. I think?
It happened so fast. I thought it was for funsies.
Jameson Orlav 01/28/17 Babesauce
A unicorn?
..Can it be on paper?
Autumn Dalca 01/28/17 Elouise
Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to?
Dancing is my jam.
Autumn Dalca 01/28/17 Elouise
Everyone sees Winter naked, eventually.
Autumn Dalca 01/28/17 Elouise
Might be a good idea. Wouldn't want Winter to outclass you. He cleans up well.
Autumn Dalca 01/28/17 Elouise
Sure. The more, the merrier.
Autumn Dalca 01/28/17 Elouise
That sounds like fun.
Would you like to go out with me and Lucius tonight? He wants to go to the Bolshoi Theatre.
Winter Summers 01/28/17 "Oh well thank you! I am so glad to be apart of the marriage. I think! Does that mean we just continue to do what we do? Or do I get more snuggle time? Either way I wont complain! Maybe you can chill in my room later while I play my new scary game! Marriage props right?" He smiled a little.

"Oh Alright good! Eat all my chocolate, and I am gonna give you all the snuggles!" Starts giving her the best snuggles ever. Cause they are Winter snuggles. "He did NOT! What a jerk! I totally get it! I will snuggle you in his stead! Is marriage like a plague around here? Every one is getting married it's crazy!"
Autumn Dalca 01/28/17 Elouise
Not that I can recall. Why?
Winter Summers 01/28/17 Winter drops his load of chocolate on the bed and picks up the small calico kitten that was following him and places it on the bed as well.

He sits down and shoots her a look. "Whatever do you mean? I am a very reliable person! This one time Autumn was crying cuddled her and sang her a song. I'm like the best big brother ever!" Glances back at the chocolate. "Are we eating our feelings here? Something wrong?"
Autumn Dalca 01/28/17 Elouise
Ask Lucius. He's around somewhere.
Who do you want me to meet?
Winter Summers 01/28/17 Winter runs into her room carrying all the chocolate he possibly can. "Let's snuggle it up beautiful!" Looks down at the chocolates. "Where do I put all this delicious sweet ass chocolate?"
Jason Reindhart 01/28/17 SnuggleButt
We will be snuggle buddies until the end of days.
I promise.
Noura Orlav 01/27/17 Elouise
I'm never coming to a dinner with you again. Ever.
Noura Orlav 01/27/17 Elouise
You suck all the fun out of my life.
Noura Orlav 01/27/17 Elouise
Uh...awkward.
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
That word is too fancy
more fitting is=a$$hat
Cash me ousside
how bow dah
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
I'm runnin' outta rhymes
WTF is a wombat
Cash me ousside
how bow dah
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
My side piece's back is so hairy
it looks like a locker room bathmat
Cash me ousside
how bow dah
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
Truck stop bathroom's rough
someone just shat
Cash me ousside
how bow dah
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
You know what's cute?
a baby meerkat
Cash me ousside
how bow dah
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
On the pole
I'm an acrobat
Cash me ousside
howbow dah
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
Roses are red
My heart is fat
Be my valentine or
cash me ousside, howbow dah
Summer S Summers 01/26/17 Elouise
Roses are red
Your eye gone be black
if you cash me ousside
how bow dah.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
I knew that...
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
Please don't start playing matchmaker.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
What? No. F*ck no. My existence is currently boneless and I am okay with that.
Mum's the word.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
Worth it. Trust me. That man's hands are magical.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
Easy, killer. He is my friend. Maybe if you're nice to him, he'll give you a massage.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
Are you? I couldn't tell.
You can assert your dominance tomorrow.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
He wants to sightsee.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
Lucius is coming with.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 *snickers*

Elouise
How dare he?! I'm going to kick him.
Although it does take two to tango, as you well know.
Let me finish up with a few things here and I'll be on the way.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
I promise to try not to laugh.
Alright, alright. I'll come for a visit. But I can't stay long.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
What did he say? I will stomp on his toes and midget kick his shins.
Are you in Moscow? Or elsewhere?
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
What did he say?
Where are you?
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
What? How? Why?
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
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I'm still in London.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
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Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
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Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
Summer is the best person to go dancing with.
Whether or not you have rhythm remains to be seen.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
Which sister? You'll have to be more specific. I have a few of them.
Autumn Dalca 01/26/17 Elouise
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Winter Summers 01/25/17 Walks into her room all smiles. "Guess who got his own room!? Also guess who got promoted! This Guy! That's right no more laundry for me! I'm cooking yous peoples food! Now what!? Sorry little excited. But since I love you and apparently I'm the only one who can deal with your pregnancy gas, husbands words not mine I'll still do your laundry. ONLY yours though!"

He eyes her bed. "Now scoot over you promised me snuggles today!"
Claire Cross 01/25/17 Ellie
What are you doing to Noura? .. Am I running a doggie day care? Do you think people care if they go to the dives with me? I got your breakfast burritos all made! I even have Nooner burritos because I slept in.
Autumn Dalca 01/25/17 Elouise
Your poor stomach.
Autumn Dalca 01/25/17 Elouise
That's hilarious. Well done.
It isn't even taco Tuesday...
Autumn Dalca 01/25/17 Elouise
That isn't difficult...
What did you do?
Autumn Dalca 01/25/17 Elouise
Shame you're married.
Winter Summers 01/24/17 Elouise
Keep pouring salt in the wound it's just fine! Know why!?
Cause I like the pain!
That is not true being tortured TOTALLY ruined that for me!
Winter Summers 01/24/17 Elouise
I'm not Autumn you monster!
Just for that I'm not doing nor folding your clothes for two whole days! How do you even mix us up!?
Just gonna eat my feelings with ice cream now!
Winter Summers 01/24/17 Elouise
Gonna make a fort out of all you peoples clothing!
It's gonna be my fortress of solitude!
Yes I am that bored don't judge me!
Heart your face and all that lovey dovey jazz!
Jameson Orlav 01/24/17 -peeks down at Jason-
-secretly slips a packet of the dankest chocolate cookies-
"Yes, snuggles, fine. You can have all the snuggles.. As long as you don't eat all the chips." He eyes the bag pointedly as she shovels the salted crunchies into her mouth without pause. He swivels on his foot and b-lines to the blu-ray player, shoving in the first edition of The Godfather. Of course, after the fact, he promptly dive bombs over the top of the bed. Of course he avoids all the snacks and is careful not to demolish any of the cats in the process. "Okay babe, it's on! Look! It's starting!"

So. Damn. Excited.
Jason Reindhart 01/24/17 -pokes head out of a pile of blankets on Elouise's floor at Jameson's entrance-
"I vote Godfather."
-returns to cocoon of warmth-
-steals a bag of chips from the pile-
Jameson Orlav 01/24/17 Jameson promptly kicks through the door, arms filled with various box-types of food. Sweets. Saltys. All questionably nutritional (notnutritionalatall). He struggles to the bed, but releases his hold on the goods and watches them all go flying. Secretly, he's hoping that Elouise doesn't devour the entire box of chocolate cookies he'd snuck in for himself.

"BABE.." Points at the TV, "We're having a movie marathon tonight. I just can't decide if we're watching Back to the Future or The Godfather."
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
Aye, he's adorable. You're a very lucky lass.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
I don't know how much more of this Jameson worship I can take.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
...you want me to cut you? I'm not sure how well that would go over. Just sayin.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
Good, because I will cut a b*tch if he doesn't treat you right!
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
Jameson doesn't know what he's talking about. He's a dupe. You're beautiful.
Are you offering to give me a massage?
Why the f*ck would I stay celibate? Are you f*cking kidding me?
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
You are NOT a potato.
Time does count. Besides, he gives great massages.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
Didn't know polygamy was your thing.
Lucius is a nice guy, and he's known me a whole lot longer than you have.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
Been taking lessons from Gray, have you?
Jason? Is that his name? I've ever met him.
Jameson is your husband.
Anyway, Lucius is a friend of mine. The reason I left Moscow last week.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
How can you be lonely? Is your other not-husband gay? Then he counts.
You know I adore you, but I still don't want to abandon Lucius.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
I meant that you both love kitties.
Although with as many men as you cuddle...
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
You're just like Winter.
I need to take a trip to Sydney, first.
Autumn Dalca 01/24/17 Elouise
Autumn Dalca 01/23/17 Elouise
How are you not the size of a house?
Autumn Dalca 01/23/17 Elouise
If it's something you keep up with, and then change your eating habits, and get more into everything... then maybe.
Autumn Dalca 01/23/17 Elouise
I thought you'd appreciate that.
Autumn Dalca 01/23/17 Elouise
They'll live. In the meantime...
Claire Cross 01/23/17 BB E gurl
Breakfersh burritos yessiree.

His nam is Juan.

Claire Cross 01/22/17
Um. I may have ajopted a fffriend forKaren.
Jason Reindhart 01/22/17 My Love!
POPCORNNNN!
I'm bringing bags of gummy bears with me!
Jason Reindhart 01/22/17 Girlsaywhat?!
Is he butting in on my snuggle time?!
He can stay in the laundry room.
MY SNUGGLES! NOT HIS!
Jason Reindhart 01/22/17 Elouise
Gurl I didn't know that was your plan!
So you wanted him to be your man servant for laundry?
Camille Rameau 01/22/17
Excuse me, b-tch?
Winter Summers 01/21/17 Elouise You are so lucky I love snuggles!
I will grow a beard! The BEST beard in all the land!
Winter Summers 01/21/17 Elouise
Jason told me today that there are vacant rooms in this joint and you stuck me in the laundry room!?
That is cold! Like ice cold!
More importantly does every man have facial hair around here?
Should I grow a beard?
Think I'd look good?
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
I guarantee she will be jealous!
She will be SO jealous she comes running back here!
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
GURL I SO WILL!!
Send her pictures and everything!
Show her what she is missing!
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WOULD BE CUDDLES!
I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE!
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
Is there nothing this man doesn't do!?
Though honestly been thinking living in the laundry room isn't ideal
Gonna have to cancel my move I think
Summer S Summers 01/20/17 Eloui$e
Yes my last name is Summers, but I want to add the dollar sign!
...
It was funnier last night. I got my hands on this strain called Funky Chicken annndddd it makes things very silly. I'll share in...how many more months till those babies come down the chute?
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 *snickers*

Elouise
Have fuuuunnnn!
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
Er, no. I don't think there is.
Nor would I know anything about husbands, since I've never been married.
You could always use a surrogate to carry the baby next time, but I think there was recently a really f*cking creepy movie about that.
Winter Summers 01/20/17 Elouise
I'll be in the Laundry room if you need me!
Where is that exactly?
Also probably not gonna live here all the time romance novels can only keep me entertained for so long!
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
Aye, it's normal. Just don't take it to extremes like my parents.
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
OMG YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
Eventually. Because we all die sooner or later.
For the last time, you cannot get pregnant if you're already pregnant. You might have twins or whatever but that's completely different.
And aye, I've seen your husband. Most of him, thanks to you.
Autumn Dalca 01/20/17 Elouise
Maybe you should stop having sex, then. Otherwise you'll get pregnant until you explode!
She can be a doctor if she wants to.
Summer S Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
Of Course it exists. We have sisters that are twins. So why can't there be double pregnancies? OMG I should be a doctor. If I do, I have to change my last name to $ummers. Dr. $ummers has a ring, yea?
Wait, you're married to a doctor. But is he like, a double pregnant doctor? Ehhhh I doubt it.
Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 -releases the snacks!-
-And cat who finds the highest place to lay down-
"Ah, yes, beer! I neeeeed!"
-forages for the beer-
"So how's the baby stuff coming along?"
Summer S Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
A BABY!!!!
I think I knew you were preggers. Congrats if I haven't said it! If have already...I mean it doubly. You're gonna be a fantastic mum, I just know it.
Mostly because you will know to reclaim your sanity by way of Tequila IVs. I'll have one ready.
Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 -gathers all the snacks-
-puts Jaegar into the onesie hood-
-moves quickly to Elouise's room-
-knocks-
"I got the goods, baaaaabe!"
Summer S Summers 01/19/17 Hot Blonde
'Purge this baby'- is that a euphemism for eating too many questionable street tacos? Jk there is no such thing as "too many" or "questionable" in regards to street tacos.
I have a punch card for the ER, so I look forward to it. I merely walk in and they strap an IV to my ass.
Not literally my ass. I mean sometimes. You know what, nevermind.
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
And let us not forget my three brothers!
We are like an army!
And do I REALLY have to ask her?
Oh that's right we have a baby on deck!
I am great with kids! As long as they aren't doing gross things.
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Future New Roomie Buddy
Which sister? I have five of them.
Or at least five I know of probably have more.
Laundry room? Perfect! Just take my clothes off and slap them right in to get cleaned! What more could I ask for!
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
A Donkey? More importantly a sister? She as good looking as him or am I setting myself up for disappointment here?
I'll just live under a bed, or in a closet!
I swear I wont bring any dates home!
I wont try and sleep with anyone either!
Am I selling this at all?
Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 YaGurl
Already ahead of you, I got it on!
I'll bring snacks. Any requests?
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise Wait wait you have cats, dogs, and a smexy husband? I'm just gonna come live with you!
Wont even notice me I swear!
Winter Summers 01/19/17 Elouise
He is very handsome! It is a great smile rivals mine! And that dear is saying something! I have a cat! Very non lethal, seriously he watches mice run around my apartment.
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Jason Reindhart 01/19/17 Blonde and Dangerous

Yes, yes, and yes. I'm so boooooored. Can I bring my cat?
He loves Godzilla.
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 *looks up at, slowly shoves a dorito into his mouth*
Babe.
*chews, swallows*
Who said we're only having one? I thought we would discuss it at a later date..
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 ???Wife
Just so we're clear, you're not in charge of game time..
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
And then you'll go psycho hose beast. Let's not.
You might like it. Never know.
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
Aye. Those things, all of those things, don't do them with your children.
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
...how are you still alive?
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
I think it's pretty safe to say, aye.
Camille Rameau 01/19/17 So are you???
Claire Cross 01/19/17 You managed to break out Elouise Orlav.
Claire rolled into the cells, and even managed to dance through the filthy halls. Glossy blue hues landed on one cell in particular. A bubbly chuckle parted from her lips, as she took a swig from Jack. Squinting her gaze, she knelt down and took a few several times to get the right key into the lock before it clicked heavenly.

"Jesus Christ, Ellie. You really are my daughter."
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 Why are you the biggest nerd ever?
Autumn Dalca 01/19/17 Elouise
I'll take your word for it.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 *ponders forwarding all messages to Jameson*

Elouise
I honestly don't get the hashtag thing either. I'm not that savvy on social media.
Why are you telling me this? Are you going to send more semi naked video or pictures? That is NOT a request.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Of course not. You are amazing and beautiful.
Also, there's nothing wrong with loving the man you married. It's actually a good thing, and he's crazy about you. I'm happy for you.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouse
Adorable. You should use a picture of you both and put "WORLD'S BEST HUSBAND" across the top of it. Make sure it's bright pink and don't forget to order one in his size.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Cuddle carefully. You know, most women wouldn't complain about that sort of thing.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
He does look good shirtless. I'll give him that. Hell, I'll even admit it to him. Of course, he's going to ask how I know...
Thank you, lovey. I mean that. Seems like every time I leave, more crazy happens.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
It's good for you and Jameson to spend time together.
Escaping from everyone sounds like an amazing idea right now.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Gray would be f*cking pissed if I burned down the building, though I'm sure he's got it insured. Ugh. Maybe I'll go back to the States to avoid these wankers...
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
You would likely find it funny. I sure as f*ck don't. The first five minutes, maybe. Done now.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
No, it isn't a thing. Unless you're having twins but that's not the same as getting pregnant again while you're still pregnant.
Aye, we've had this discussion before.
No, stay in Moscow. Spring's idea of funny and mine differ greatly.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Aye, he is. You're a lucky lass.
Trying to sort out a small issue here.
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
You are like my hero right now!
I only speak the truth honey bun! And really? I will have to go shopping for warmer clothes before I come back!
And I love dogs! Plus you will be there! Who needs drugs!
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
Really he wont? Cause I've wanted to meet him but I hear he does things to vampires not fun things either!
Oh of course! You are like the best! Give me free drugs, hot chocolate AND played with puppies!
You are the bomb like tic tic tic baby girl.
Is that weird I called you that? Feel free to tell me if so.
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
Oh my gosh I am so glad to hear that! I would be kinda sad if I only had my family and my cat. I'm not lonely though I got me! I rated you an 8.5 it would have been higher but I feared Autumn would tell your hubby and he scares me.
Just between us if you weren't a married woman I would take you in a manly fashion. That's how pretty you are.
Also I only do three women a year so take that into count.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Noted.
Winter Summers 01/18/17 Elouise
We are friends right? I mean I was trying to explain to Autumn that you can rate your friends hotness and then it dawned on me. I don't really have any friends but I thought of you. And I mean I DID rate you. But I'm not exactly sure if we are friends hence the point of this message! Also hey gurl hey!
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 Allowing his fingers to lace within her own, Jameson grasps at her hands, allowing little space between them as rapid blinks accompany a disarming smile.
"The past isn't going anywhere. But without it, you wouldn't be here with me, at all. You most certainly wouldn't have the best looking husband in the northern hemisphere."

A toothy grin flashes, and the man wills the conversation into whatever direction she's steering it. Away from the agitation, and away from her displeasure. It sparks a few notes to Jameson's mind, but those would come to light at a later date.

"Just remain present. No one is going to take you from me. They can't, because I'll kill them." Sure, he's smiling, but he's not fvcking joking, "I promise to protect you from your past, okay? Just one of the many services I'm happy to offer, knéznâ."
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 He's leaning back against the counter, arms crossed loosely over his chest while Elouise pulls away, beginning through her paces as she goes on about her 'mother'. Jameson remains mostly silent as she explains about the phone call, and the things the woman said to her; about her father and his 'shame'; about the hold these things have solidified against the mental health of his other half. If it p!sses him off, its not written against the plains of his face. The man remains sober in expression. As hard as it is.

It fvcking infuriates him.

Against the depths of her aggravation he finally speaks out, head c-cked slightly to the side, "I think you're forgetting something, here." There's one brow raised over his piercing stare, "This isn't your life to fvck up, El. You're not Elouise Warrock, some little girl living in Buffalo. You're half of a team, here."

Jameson straightens up, expression softening just a little. "Those people want you to fail. But here, you can't. There are too many people here who love you."

Is he talking about The Order? Yes, definitely. She is the other half of their leadership. The bright personality that keeps them in check while Jameson pushes paper and slices through still beating hearts. There is more for her here than there has every been in that god awful fvcking New York.

"You should leave Moscow whenever you like. Explore and be happy, but El, I'm actually begging you here.." His hands come together in front of his face before they shake lightly in her direction, "Don't believe her. Please."
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 Elouise tilts her head back and takes a peek up at the bearded man, his chocolate gaze meeting hers somewhere in the middle. Gently, the edge of his finger slides just beneath her chin, tipping her head so that when he greets her lips with his own, there are no uncomfortable angles.

"I'm not getting rid of you. Ever. Life who need to pry you from my cold, dead, fingers." His fingers falter, but find the soft tangles of her blonde hair, curling into them and resting against the curve of her neck. "Whomever thinks those things of you either doesn't know you, or is immensely jealous of you."

Somehow, Jameson manages to hide the snarl that threatens his facade when Elouise drops the 'T' word.

"You're perfect, do you understand?"
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 Jameson raises a brow, partially perplexed by the inquiry set before him. Elouise hands the sandwich back, which is entirely out of character for her. His wife is dwelling on a past conversation, one that he wouldn't have considered serious or pressing. Its more than obvious that its troubling her.

"Ellie," The doctor takes the sandwich from her hand and places it back against the counter. His hands find her forearms, gliding easily over her skin as he tugs her forward, "I do not think you're horrible. We were joking. That's a thing we still do, right?"

He peeks down at her, lips perked at the corners in a reassuring grin, "Do you think I'd be building an Orlavian empire with someone who was terrible?" Jameson laughs, a small tug pulling her against his chest as he presses a kiss against the top of her head.

"What's gotten into you, anyway?"
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 *frowns*
*gazes longingly at sandwich*
Why are you sad, babe?
*low key reaches for food*
Jameson Orlav 01/18/17 *oblivious*
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
You keep adding to this little job of yours, missy.
Of course I'll come back.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
I adore you but he's getting into a whole new level of crazy. I need to make sure no one disfigures or kills him.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
I complimented him on his choice of knickers.
I do have to go back to London today. An old friend has made an appearance.
Autumn Dalca 01/18/17 Elouise
Err... I don't think it quite works that way.
I'm keeping this. Might come in handy down the road.
Camille Rameau 01/17/17 What the ****, Elouise.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 Uhhhhh
*panic*
No, you're wonderful. Like, um. Sunshine on a cloudy day?
*squeezes*
Iloveyou?
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *laughs*
*feeds Pringle and coils around*
Of course you are, you idiot. You know that.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *waves Pringle*
Am I your favorite thing? What about Susan?
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *clicks his tongue and narrows his eyes*
Of course you can go clubbing. You just can't drink. Or do drugs. Or smoke cigarettes. Or try and recruit anyone else into this marriage. You know, all of your favorite things.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 *deadpan stare*
*shrugs, shoves a Pringle in his mouth*
I'll stop, no worries!
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
I know I am.
You love me, anyway.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
HAHAHA. Omg. That's awesome. Good job.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 Elouise, you know what sexting is.
*leans in, whispers coherently*
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
But there's so much knowledge to be found.
I guess if your husband doesn't want to tell you, you don't need to know.
Jameson Orlav 01/17/17 Wifeproblems
Bring your pregnant ass here and I'll feed you. Stop trying to get pictures of Autumn's hidden tattoos, I don't think she's interested.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Nope. Ask Jameson.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Ace. Now stop trying to get me laid.
Guess that means another shopping excursion.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
I DON'T WANT SOME RANDOM GUY RUBBING HIS C*CK ON ME.
You can bloody have fun at a dance club. And f*cking dance, you tramp.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
JFC. No strip clubs! Honestly...
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Oh, I'm sure Jameson would appreciate shirtless men rubbing on his wife.
I don't even want shirtless men. I just want to dance.
Autumn Dalca 01/17/17 Elouise
Go get food. You have a kitchen.
Where is there a good club here?
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Autumn gives Elouise a pointed stare. "You enjoy shenanigans, blondie. No doubt that's how we ended up friends."

Sighing, she leans back and offers a weak smile. "Don't mind me. I'm naturally suspicious and feeling a bit grumpy. I'd be happy to deliver the gift to your dad."
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 "Probably?" One of Autumn's shapely brows bounce. "That implies it might not. I've no desire to be felt up by those worthless f*cks. You may not be crazy but you have a history of questionable practices, so out with it."
Gray Taylor 01/16/17
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 "Wouldn't blame him if he did. You're a f*cking pain." She grins before making a kissy face.

What the hell is with kidnapping lately? Both of them, honestly...

Autumn plops down on the edge of the bed and crosses her legs, leaning crossed arms onto her knee. "Light kidnapping. That's lovely. Define 'light' and who, exactly, are you looking to kidnap?"
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 The redhead snaps her teeth at the patting hand, and then falls into (shorter) step beside Elouise as she takes them through the complex. It isn't as if Autumn hasn't been there before but no reason to point that out.

"Hah. It's because I'm not Jameson that I have to do exactly nothing and, unlike him, am free to leave whenever I please." She gives her friend's side a poke.

Spotting the pictures, Autumn snorts. "How thoughtful... So, what is it you're wanting me to do in London?"
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Waiting, Autumn hums to herself, backside hitched on the arm of a random chair. Lucky Elouise, she has a tendency to be impulsive, and doesn't mind venturing off at a moment's notice.

The corners of her lips twitch upon seeing the slightly rumpled state of her friend. "So grumpy. First, I'm not Jameson. He's got nothing on me. Second, I flew my arse all the way here. So coming down isn't much to ask."

She's grateful for the support of the chair, lest the blonde bowl her over. "Good to see you, too." Slender arms return the hug, a soft chuckle escaping.
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
Nope.
Bai.
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
But it's closed.
OPEN THE F*CKING DOOR, WENCH.
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
Come on...
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
Theodore.
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
Knock knock.
Jameson Orlav 01/16/17 Psycho Barbie
I don't think 50 shades covered hack saws. That might have been Dexter.
Jameson Orlav 01/16/17 Babeosaur
I'm expecting a large shipment of.. Power tools.. Will you text me when they're delivered? Project incoming :)
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
Very well. See you soon.
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
You're also his wife. I'm not. Non lethal? Pity.
What did you have in mind?
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
Assuming you mean Jameson, aye, I told him. Though there was some appeal in simply beating his office door down, but I don't feel like being shot.
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
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Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
I'll bring you a teddy bear and put a red wig on it.
Autumn Dalca 01/16/17 Elouise
Mmm... Cuddles are not of any interest to me at the moment, so he doesn't have to worry about that.
Jameson Orlav 01/12/17
Jameson Orlav 01/12/17 *dramatic, distant stare*
*flexes beneath shirt*
*rolls into big, 'where's the beach' movement*
*grins, scoops her up, tosses over his shoulder*
Lunch, woman, we must feast to celebrate!
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 Not whenever you want, you turd.
Why you always want to take advantage of me?
*sniffles, fake tears*
You just want me for my body..
Kněžna.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 *scoffs*
I'm literally always flirting with you. You only ever notice when food is involved.
*strips off stethoscope, flings across the room*
Tres offense.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 *shakes head*
*chokes down last bit of pop tart*
Nope, still not a booty call.
*half smirk, shakes stethoscope at*
Good thing I just had groceries brought in. As if your own husband didn't know what to stock the cupboards with
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 I am not a booty call, you nerd.
*swipes pop-tart*
I'm your husband. This whole benefits thing is kind of written into the contract.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 *bursts in, dressed to the nines in his lab coat, black framed glasses and a stethoscope*
*probably has a scalpel in his pocket just in case*
I'm here!
*gasps for air*
Your wish.. Is my.. Command.
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 El
What? Why? ..What did you do?
Jameson Orlav 01/11/17 [Sm]Ellie
Yes, bbygirl?
Jameson Orlav 01/10/17 *wraps all of his limbs around*
*rolls over, pins down*
*shimmies and presses an ear against her belly*
Do you think he can hear me yet, or is he still just a nugget?
Jameson Orlav 01/10/17 Mistress
Its because he can shoot the legs off a flea from 200 yards away.

Mistress
I'll take him in a mother fvcking rumble, any day.

Mistress
Now come upstairs I need you to spot me.
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Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 WifeSimmons
You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time.
Jameson Orlav 01/09/17 *pauses Netflix*
*grabs phone*
Le Babe
I'm not strong enough to live in a world without you in it.
Jameson Orlav 01/01/17 It takes only Elouise's entrance into the room for Jameson to forgo the rest of his work. She finds his lap, curling up easily as she always had. But before he fulfils his duty in the exchange of words, he pulls himself away if only slightly, fingers tucking behind the dip of her neck and thumbs pressing her chin to tip her head in the direction of his own.

And then he attacks. His lips to hers, taking his new year kiss late, but in its entirety.


"Babe.." He grins, words spoken against her lips, "I missed you."
Jameson Orlav 01/01/17 Happy new year, Potato Rambo Orlav.💙
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 The Cult
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Look who I saved from 2016! Say hello to Karen. She's bunking with Cheech and Chong.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 😍babekins
Why can't I find you?
Noura Orlav 12/31/16 [New Snapchat]
He's a diabetic.
Autumn Dalca 12/31/16 Elouise
Happy New Year to you as well.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Elouise
I'll be at the gate. You know I will.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Group: Order
[Snapchat Sent]


We r walrus.
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 Ellie
Tomorrow? Really? Promise? 😌
Noura Orlav 12/30/16 Jameson's Cult
[IMG]
I love your work, Mom.
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 wifey
You're right. How's he going to learn manners if he's dead? I'll just cut off his toes. 👍👌❤
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 wifey
..She did what? I'm going to kill her. She can't just fvcking leave you somewhere. I'll kill that kid, too.
Jameson Orlav 12/30/16 ❤wifelife❤
Me. Come home soon.
Or I'll come to you.
Claire Cross 12/30/16 Elmissouise
I miss you too! The puppies cry whenever they see a picture of you. That could be because I cry. Then we have a keg party in Jameson's office. When are you coming back?... Can I get back a video that goes to the internets?
Claire Cross 12/30/16 Claire had the seventh sense. A mother's sense, when something may be trying to punch her beloved daughter in the t!ts. Grinning ear to ear, she instructed Cheech & Chong to be good as she ventured into the restroom. Then started to record a video, that she only meant to send to Cass. Instead drunk + Mom did not = technology master.

Casseverybodygroup
[Video attachment]

Heh. I'm ~hic~ getting this technology thingy down!
~scratches at the door~
Oh they found me. Bye Cassiesmushie bear. Mama Claire loves you and all the other child- Son of a. Does that say group? Let me delete and-


Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Suga'plum
Just give me a good reason.
Good reason.
... And an alibi.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 das babe
You'll come home a widow. I just choked and died.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Ellie
[video sent]
Noura Orlav 12/29/16 [New Snapchat]
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Bbygrl
I'm wearing all of them until you get back. My suits aren't even pressed. :(
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 HelloNurse
...The pikachu onesie you got me for Christmas.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Ellie
No. It's quiet. The bed is cold. The cats miss you. Not more than I do, though.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 El
Oh, you gotta problem? Is my concern bothering you? Good to know.
Jameson Orlav 12/29/16 Ellie Smelly On average, how often does Zheis bother you when I'm not around? Be honest.
Caitlyn Darrow 12/29/16 *yips*
Stop touching my butt!
Claire Cross 12/28/16 Elouise
Of course. Where are you going? On a vaca? Take pictures! I'll make sure when they need time out, they go to Jameson's office.
Noura Orlav 12/28/16 Glancing at her phone once the message comes through, Noura lets out a huff of frustration before very bluntly responding.

Elouise
I don't think Jameson would fault me for wanting a little bit of time.
Noura Orlav 12/28/16 Noura glances at her phone, still reeling and thinking over Christmas. The name that pops up causes her to pause, looking over the message cautiously. She'd told Jameson to ensure her number had been lost. Whatever. It'll be fine. She can handle this.

Elouise
I'm not really sure I'm ready to see you just yet.
Winter Summers 12/28/16 Winter's mind filled with the wonderful thoughts of going to a bar with Elouise and his two sisters. This could be a very dangerous group! And the fun they would have! It would never end! Unless of course they ended up in jail! But one of them would have to have a bail guy!

"Yes yes of course next time! I mean we may have to wait a bit more than next time." Eyes her stomach. "That is of course if what the paper says is true congrats by the way! I mean then again my parents were on hard drugs when all the Summers were born and we turned out just fine! Not to mention we are all gorgeous I mean have you seen us! Maybe that's the key to making beautiful children! Shhh! We must keep this ultra hush hush."

Peeps left then right. "The world would be full of beautiful people if this gets out! And really who would want that? I'd get outshined!" Just the thought was horrifying to poor Winter!
Winter Summers 12/28/16 Wondering the streets of Moscow, regretting coming to this oh so very cold place without proper attire. Passes a familiar blonde, doubles back and flashes her a charming smile "Well Elouise hello! So nice to see you when I am not so VERY high." Shudders at the flashback.

"Anywho since I have you an goodness knows when I shall see you again. I wanted to thank you for taking care of me when I was in such a state! So since I happen to owe you." Whips out a card with his name and phone number printed on it. "If you ever are having a bad high or whatever you want to use my number for just give me a buzz or a text. I shall be there as fast as I can. A Summers always pays their debts" Shakes his head then. "No that's a lie I stole that line from somewhere not important however!"
Autumn Dalca 12/28/16 "You need to be telling your husband that, love, not me, though I am glad you're willing to talk to me about it," she softens the rebuke with her gratitude. Elouise may not be all there, or entirely reliable, but she's still a friend.

Leaning over, Autumn gives the other woman's cheek a kiss. There is nothing beyond a platonic relationship implied in the gesture. It's meant for affection and comfort.

"Indeed you will. Go on home and fix things. I know he adores you, and you him. You've had time to think and cool down. Off with you." Knocking back the rest of her Johnnie, Autumn winks and flashes a cheeky grin. "I promise not to take it personally."
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Autumn gives a delicate snort, two streams of smoke puffing out her nostrils. "I'm learning it's when you aren't looking, and are least expecting, is when it happens." Case in point: Gray.

A brief shadow flickers across her face. She understands the panic. She's been steadfastly ignoring it.

"Love is a scary prospect," the woman says lowly, gazing into what's left of the amber liquid in her glass. "It drives us to do things we otherwise wouldn't. To love is to have something, someone, to lose. You make yourself vulnerable to them," Autumn murmurs.

"It's easier not to give a f*ck. Less complicated." She rolls her shoulders, taking a deep breath, and smiles again. "All newborns look like aliens, but I think once yours gets past that stage, it will be adorable. How could it not be?"
Jameson Orlav 12/27/16 Jameson raises a brow as she bursts in, storms brewing in his dark eyes.

"Ultimatum? No. I'm giving you a choice. This has gone too far. We have worked too hard and come too far for this sh!t to be the thing that's tripping everyone the fvck up." His closed fists come down hard against the table as he stands, his jaw tight with anger. "You know you are not disposable Elouise, so knock that sh!t off. Noura isn't going anywhere. She's made that clear, and I'm not going to make her go. Are you going to support me on this?"

His jaw clicks back and forth, eyes flickering to her. His composure remains strong; gruff. But he is dreading half possible outcome.
Jameson Orlav 12/27/16 Elouise
I'm glad you don't think so, as those feelings would be wildly misconstrued. There's nothing funny or cute about this. Its time to buck up. Both of you. And you're either both on board or I'm not dealing with this sh!t anymore.
Jameson Orlav 12/27/16 Elouise You can't even kick that high. And you're not going anywhere.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Autumn nods. She is not the type to nag. She makes a statement and leaves it up to whomever the words are directed at take them as they will. Elouise is no exception to this.

A faint, answering smile curls her lips. "It's amazing how easily another person can become your entire world, isn't it?"

The hand holding the smoke closes around the glass and brings it to her lips. Proper sips this time, savoring the scotch the way it should be.

"I'm glad you messaged me. If you do ever need a place to escape for a little while, you're always welcome at my house. It's big but just me and Maddie." The smile broadens.

Elouise is one of the few people outside her siblings Autumn considers to be a friend.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 "Would you? What if the next time you shot and killed Jameson on accident? There is always the possibility of collateral damage, Elouise, and that is something you need to consider."

Autumn digs around in a pocket and produces a cigarette and a zippo. The smoke is lit quickly and zippo slipped back into its place.

"But... You have every right to protect your child. I wouldn't have tried. The b*tch would be dead. What came over you is your mothering instinct to protect. Which some lack..." Namely, her parents.

After taking a drag, Autumn nibbles at her lower lip. "I take it you aren't planning on going back to Moscow, for now. Do you need a place to stay?" This is said with more softness than previously.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Autumn takes another, smaller drink. For some reason, chances are poor Johnnie will be suffering much abuse tonight. She'll apologize later.

"I should hope you didn't intend to shoot Jameson," she snorts. "I'm assuming it isn't anything serious, otherwise you wouldn't be here. You'd still be there."

Shapely brows furrow. "Why is it you tried to kill Noura? Noura is... Who, exactly? I don't believe everything I read."

Nevermind she's on the war path for a man who had relations with one of her sisters. But that's different.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Even at this hour, there is a crowd, and it makes hearing Elouise's mumbles difficult, despite Autumn's sharp ears. That's fine. Instead, she takes the opportunity to examine the obviously exhausted woman.

Autumn knows the feeling. The waiter comes and goes, leaving her Johnnie.

"...and I shot my husband."

Hold up. Halt. Nope. Doesn't know that feeling.

Autumn blinks slowly, processing. Swirls the amber liquid around in her glass. Takes a hearty swig - Not typical - One does not abuse Johnnie Blue. Except when one's friend just confesses to shooting their husband.

"I'm sorry, what? What the hell happened, Elouise? Everything. Slowly."
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Elouise
Half a glass. Any more than that and I will dump it over your head, clear? Be there soon.

No later than thirty minutes later, Autumn is pushing her way through the door of the Bluebird, jade eyes in search of a certain head of blonde hair.

Once spotted, she threads through the crowd toward Elouise. The lack of Jameson's presence is well noted. Interesting. She's rather surprised the good doctor allowed his pregnant wife to venture without him... assuming he had a choice in the matter. The plot thickens.

Plopping down next to her friend, she first orders a Johnnie Walker Blue, then shifts her attention. "Alright, then. Spill."
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Elouise
Apps on phones these days are amazing. I'm on the way. Tell me where you are. Non-alcoholic beverages for you.
Autumn Dalca 12/27/16 Elouise
Lovely, as always.
...are you London?
Summer S Summers 12/27/16 Elouise
How soon can you be in Vegas? At The Graceland Wedding Chapel, we can have Elvis give us away. It's just a hundred bones extra. #worthit #dontaskhowIknow
Claire Cross 12/26/16 Elouise
You want to be Cassie's mom, now?
Claire Cross 12/26/16 Elouise
No, dear.
Claire Cross 12/26/16 Elouise
Of course the whole consent thing matters dear. Nothing you offer me, could change that.
Claire Cross 12/26/16 Elouise
If that's the 'in' thing to do, and she says yes. I don't have a problem with it.
Autumn Dalca 12/25/16 Elouise
It's entirely my pleasure.
Merry Christmas to you, too.
Autumn Dalca 12/25/16 (sent to Jameson and Elouise)

A late night knock on the door and one last package to accompany it. It's still Christmas so technically counts. The label indicates Jameson and Elouise's names.

Inside the plain 'shipping' box, there is a smaller, neatly wrapped gift. A hand written tag is attached to it, which reads:

To: Two Unlikely Friends
From: A Mutual Friend

Thank you both for your hospitality. I've enjoyed my time in Moscow and the opportunity to get to know you. You are welcome to come for a visit any time. Congratulations again. Here's a little something to get you started. Merry Christmas.

-Autumn


Upon opening they gift, they will find:

Jameson Orlav 12/25/16 Jameson had done his best to prepare for this day. In fact, the man had found it difficult to keep from going overboard. He saw Elouise virtually everywhere. In everything he enjoyed. Everything he found funny. All places where comfort and excitement lay, so did his wife. She truly had a hold on him.
He did not mind at all.

That being said, without even realizing, Jameson had manages to culminate a ridiculous stash of gifts - entirely his fault as he had failed to keep track of the things he had gotten her already. Mentally, he kicked himself, knowing that while Elouise had taken respite in the facade of loving to be showered in gifts and affection, the woman was far from materialistic. She (maybe) would have even been happy with something he had crafted specifically for her. Something special. Beautiful.

Beautiful, grand gestures would come later.
It is early, after all.

For now, the doctor is standing back, admiring his work in trucking far too many gifts beneath their ratty excuse for a Christmas tree. Moscow offered perfect forestry, but how would YOU like traipsing through the woods for a tree in the middle of winter?

Among the barrage of gifts, Elouise would find many simple things. Silk pillows. Body pillows. Big, fluffy nuisances that she could cuddle with during the day. He'd gone as far as placing small gemstoned-jewelry under there as well, though they were tasteful and not flashy as that was not Jameson's taste.

The man couldn't wait for Elouise to find them. He wanted her to feel thought of. To know that each specific instance in which he bought and wrapped her a gift, was just one of the hundreds times that he was considering her. As in all things he did.

"Elouise!" Jameson yells, assuming she was somewhere in the general facility. "Come in here, quick!"
Noura Orlav 12/25/16 Hyprocrite. Noura can see where the woman is coming from, but... "I'm happy for my brother."

There's that. Her murky eyes slide closed, body shifting and sliding upon the cushion on which she lays to gain optimal comfort. But the way she lays is careful, because Noura does not trust Elouise at all. She listens, body ready to spring into action should the blond decide to become ballsy. In the back of her mind, she wonders if it is even worth it.

"You should go," it is right about then that Noura decides, probably not. It wouldn't be the same.
Noura Orlav 12/25/16 Of all people, it has to be her. Noura would rather rot in her cell than owe a thing to the likes of Elouise. A cease fire had been called by her big brother, and it wasn't an impressive one on her end of the spectrum.

"Hardly."

Gaze shifting away from the woman, she bunkers down upon her cot and stares up at the ceiling. The guards would set her free before morning, anyway.
Jason Reindhart 12/24/16 Wifey
I'm not? Why does everyone think I am?
Besides, I'm with Cassidy, remember? We are legit.
Jameson Orlav 12/24/16 *eyes up and down*
*grins a little*
*shakes head*
I got a text today. About Christmas. May have been a joke but.. We should discuss it.
*shakes phone at*
Jameson Orlav 12/24/16 Wife Life
Babe. Need your advice. Can you come by the office?
Claire Cross 12/23/16 Elouise
Or use your new muscles to come break me out. I'm proud of you! It'll be our secret. ;)
Claire Cross 12/23/16 Elouise
Please bring bail money. I knocked out a stinky hobo, thinking it was a viral undead.
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 *snorts*
I'd say he deserves it after being assaulted twice with glitter.
*ruffles her hair, causing a glitter shower*
*sits down next to Elouise*
Plans for tonight?
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 ...that explains a lot.
*promptly begins to cackle*
Oh my God... I almost feel bad.
*gigglefits until her eyes water*
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 *gives an evil little laugh*
Merry Christmas, lass. Hold that thought...
*hops up and scuttles off*
*comes back*
*has the biggest grin*
Now Jameson is glittery, too!
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
Aye, you're hard on your toys. I promise not to eat your father. I'm rather picky about that sort of thing. By the way, open your door.

*is standing right on the other side*
*is sneaky like that*
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
That poor credit card suffers much abuse.
You'll have to come see me in London sometime.
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
You're such a sweetheart. I'll have to hop a flight back over to Moscow, but I don't mind at all.
Autumn Dalca 12/22/16 Elouise
Nah. That's experience. I don't remember the last time I paid for a drink.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 [video message]

Babe. You always look good.
Regardless, I'm on my way.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 Incubator
My chance? That was hardly any kind of chance. Seems like a set up. I'm not playing.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 www.ife
You mean a two piece instead of a onesie? Aww babe, you really do love me!
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 Wiffe
You're the most dramatic mashed potato I've ever met in my life
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 Wyfe
Excuse. That's my bed, preggers.
Jameson Orlav 12/21/16 SomeChick
New phone who dis
Claire Cross 12/21/16 Elouise
Want to bake taco cookies?
Autumn Dalca 12/20/16 Maybe BFF
Hiking Everest? Hell no! Moscow is cold e-f*cking-nough.
Autumn Dalca 12/20/16 Still B*tch
I'm finding a new BFF.
Autumn Dalca 12/20/16 B*tch
-_- I'm fun sized, damnit.
Jason Reindhart 12/20/16 FOOOOOOD
YES! TACOOOS!
Lemme get my slippers on.
Jason Reindhart 12/20/16 What I do?
Wut? We got drinks? I get drinks with everyone?
She's not that bad. Can hold her liquor.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Where is he? Where are you?
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Good! I'm perfectly relaxed. Enjoying hot chocolate. It's delicious.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Jameson has more patience than I do. I swear now I'm going to start calling you Chewy and make Wookiee noises at you.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Autumn squints at the message on her phone and shakes her head before replying.

Elouise
No, you can't get pregnant again once you're already pregnant. GO CLEAN UP AND PUT THOSE DAMN HEELS ON, WOMAN! Honestly... Do I need to come teach you?
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Trust me. Give it a try. You'll see. They also tend to get extremely territorial, so there is that. Have fun! Let me know how it goes.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Why not?! You're f*cking gorgeous. Own that sh*t. Besides, men are easily manipulated by a fantastic set of legs ending with sexy heels. Get it.
Autumn Dalca 12/19/16 Elouise
Jameson sent me a text about his credit card bill for our, erm, adventure. Woops? I told him to be thankful for the heels you got, though.
Jameson Orlav 12/19/16 Elouise is laying flat against the floor. It was a good thing she decided to speak up or he would have stepped right on her. Still, Jameson can't help but think that she seems a little off. Her insistence that he sit procures a loosely furrowed brow over his gaze. Its as though she's about to tell him that she has the plague. Or wants to.. leave him.

He shutters as his heart flutters, but he sits. Not flat against the floor, but with his legs crossed beneath him. Then, without warning, she presents her ailment to him. Simply, with no argument or stall. It makes sense to him now. Her anguish. Her mourning.

Pregnant.

"El, you're.." Teeth grind blindly against his lip while he tries his hardest to digest, "Is this real? You really are?"

Jameson Orlav. Family man?

An energy begins to build inside of him, but it does not resemble anger, or bewilderment. He doesn't seem to be ill tempered or disappointed, but simply.. Happy. Happy as a grin spreads across his lips, lighting his eyes as the smile spreads over them. Jameson pounces, his limps wrapping around his wife, squeezing harder than he had realized as laughed into her hair.

"Fantastic! A baby. A baby? We're going to have a baby!"
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 No
It's a baby, not a dog! Keep it up and I won't have a drink for you! I'll just drink my own.
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 Elouise
...Maybe we need to talk names, too.
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 Elouise
I'm actually happy for you. Congratulations, lovey.
Autumn Dalca 12/16/16 Elouise
I'm not married so don't know anything about that.
Why would I drink for both of us? You never turn down a... HOLD ON. Elouise, are you... you're not... right? Out with it!
Jameson Orlav 12/16/16 Again, he gets another alarming text from Elouise. While she promises no trickery, he can't help but wonder what was waiting for him on the other side of the cell phone. It was just their thing. Playful banter. Frivolous lies. It was all in good fun, usually. But Jameson doesn't jump right away. Instead, he sends a text back;
Elouise
Be there soon.

And finishes up what he is working on, knowing that it won't take him very long. Numbers could always wait, but he's got so much meticulous work backed up on his desk. He would soon need to hire an assistant..

Soon, he finds his way to their suite. The door is open, as it often is during the day when they were around.

"Ellie?" Jameson pushes through the doorway, eyes searching the room for the blonde as he sheds his jacket. "Where are you? What's wrong?"
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 *growls*
*bites*
You're out of control, you fiend!
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 ITDOESN'TMATTER.
*swats at*
*tries to fend off*
You can't have her. You're reformed.
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 *karate chops*
*is tackled over*
Son of a-
*is probably concussed*
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 Or, maybe Jamie takes the scotch, because Ellie isn't very big, and doesn't put up much of a fight.
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 Nancy? Who's Nancy?
What are you talking about?


*uber grin*
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16

You're joking, right?
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 [video message]

Sweetheart, I want to play a game.
Something important is hidden somewhere.. And you're going to want to find it before something happens.
Happy hunting.
Summer S Summers 12/15/16 Fellow Junk Food Junkie

Lookie what I found. Brace thyself, this sh-t is the t-ts. It is:
A donut
Sprinkled with Cheetoh crumbs
Filled with Mac 'n Cheese.

Just let that sink in.
And bury me in this when I die.

Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 His irritated chestnut glare follows her for mere seconds before his gaze hops to the newly revealed bottles. Some were unopened, while others dipped just below half, or only had a few sips left. Jameson blinks, hard, and then opts to take a few long strides in the direction of the desk. The man all but bumps her out of the way in his b-line for the goods, offering a pinched glance at her as he passed.

"You're all done with these, then?" The doctor grabs the first bottle he comes too- a bitter bout of offhand tequila. That mattered little as he pulled the cork and pressed the glass to his lips. Jameson takes a long pull, moving the bottle only as he takes a breath, diving back in for another gulp right away. With a nod, he replaces the wooden top.

And then he throws the bottle into the hallway, the thick glass smashing into pieces against the wall. Wasted liquor explodes over the floors and Jameson grins.

Then he does the same to the next one. This time, vodka. He would surely regret mixing his liquors, but that is what the reefer was for. So of course, without hesitation, he reaches for the contraption and the dope, moving away from Elouise as he shot around the corner.

"These are mine now, kid. Have fun cleaning this mess!"
Jameson Orlav 12/15/16 Emergency? Jameson doesn't bother to reply or call. Immediately he grabs his jacket and leaves the confines of his office, haste carrying him through the halls as he makes his way to the Sanctuary's living quarters, namely the suite that the doctor and his wife shared.

The door is closed, and as Jameson approaches the handle, he notes the eerie quiet that greets him from this side of the hallway. Its suspicious, but he puts it out of his mind.. Until he swings the door open and is greeted by a complete and utter mess of (some of) his belongings. Ties hanging from the ceiling. Shoelaces demolished. His beautiful, expensive shoes lined neatly against their bed and filled with shaving cream.

His arms drop to his sides as he stands in the doorway, staring in awe.
"You son of a b!tch." He whispers, eyes wide and teeth gritted.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Wait,No!
I'm sorry, are you under the impression you are allowed to leave me in this freezing Hell? Nah. You're staying. And we are gonna eat junk food. And watch Jurassic Park. And be a happy, dysfunctional family.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Miracle of Life!
You'll get the fever at some point!
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
Having children is scary.
I would know.
Lucky for you I am a veteran father and when you do decide to pop one out, I will be prepared.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
If you push our masterpiece of a name, I will give you free velociraptor rides.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
I will hypnotize him with my body.
Like a cobra.
I will make him love our idea and not his idea of naming his child a boring, accountant name.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 CrazyBabe
That. Sounds...
Perfect!
I couldn't think of a better name myself. It's truly a masterpiece.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Forbidden Lover
Flamethrower JameJason Warrock-Orlav?
I will have my name be apart of this child's existence, this I swear.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Pretty Face
Whelp. Gotta challenge him to a duel.
Flamethrower Jason Orlav? It has a nice ring to it.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Bad Baby Namer
Husband #3?! Who is #2? I will challenge them to a duel.
You should just name the child Jason. Because that's a swell name for a girl or boy.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 SisterWife
You speak the truth! If we could all magically create a child with all of our amazing genes... that baby would probably be the most gorgeous, most powerful being to ever exist ever.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 *looks up, grins*
*pats lap*
Come here. Share those cheez-its, or no deal.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Sisterwife
I'm sure they're out playing in the snow or all sleeping infront of a fireplace.
Kind of a cute thought.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 Babe
Stop watching scary baby movies. Come here. I have a present.
Jason Reindhart 12/14/16 Sisterwife
You treat me so good. Can I bring the fur baby?
He's especially clingy tonight.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 *wraps around*
*buries face against hair*
*mumbles*
Jamouise.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 No.
*grabs at*
You're just.. Not, usually.
Is there a wrong answer here?
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 [text reply]
You. Are. A. Treasure. I'll make super strong jungle juice and disguise it as punch. Maybe some rum with a little bit of eggnog.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 *ducks and deflects*
AH. I don't know. I don't know?
You're being serious. I think. Are you?
*twitches*
Maybe I should be drunk
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 [text reply]
Awwwwww, how sweet! I heart you, too.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16

*laughs awkwardly*
*fumbles around*
*shifty eyes*
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 [text reply]
You love One? What?
Jason Reindhart 12/13/16 -archs a brow-
"Babies, huh? Well, I can babysit for ya."
-gives a snort-
"His sister really isn't that bad. She denied my offer of tacos...but accepted my offer of alcohol."
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 [video image]
Camille Rameau 12/13/16 😡😡😡🔫
Camille Rameau 12/13/16 Where's your f-cking santa hat, Grinch?!
Camille Rameau 12/13/16 The uppity blonde doesn't even stalk around her prey. She's far too desperate. Days have passed without a single drop of sweet golden liquid to her lips. Cami needs satisfaction, and she would get it by any means necessary.
It juuuust so happened that Elouise was the first person she stumbled upon, and of course, she has no qualms about taking from the other (normally) drug induced, flaxen haired vixen.

"En garde!" Camille jabs the woman with her fingers, stabbing at a sensitive stretch of skin over her shoulder. With the other hand, she dips her fingers inside of her pocket and swipes the area clean of bills and coins. "I'd say good game, but you're a total loser in this instance." Cams waves around a fist full of bills and quarters, before she runs away.

You were successful in stealing $1,585.00 from Elouise Orlav.
Jameson Orlav 12/13/16 Jameson paces, outwardly distraught in his movements. His calloused fingers rub against the scruff that's grown freely over his usually clean-shaven jaw. It had been days since his face had seen a razor, and the hair begun to grow out of control. His tongue clicks continuously over the top of his mouth, and though he pauses every few steps to stop and look at his wife, words have not quite found their way to the tip of his tongue. Though somehow his eyes seem to tighten a little more with each step.

Eventually, the mans thoughts begin to clarify and he's able to string a sentence together without completely losing his temper.

"You've got to stop." His arms fly from his hips, fingers all pointed in the direction of Elouise as she sat. "You can't keep doing this. Noura is driving me crazy. She burned down a tree at city center, did you know that?"

He is huffing, fingers once more rubbing through the nearly blackened facial hair. "I can't mediate for the two of you. You either need to lay off, or one of you is going to end up seriously injured. There's so much going on right now."

Finally he stops moving, and now his fingers are cemented against his hips, the very tips of his hands digging into the skin beneath his shirt. "I need you in my corner, El. Not out there causing trouble. Please."
Jameson Orlav 12/12/16 *bursts through with fists full of flyers*
You are so dead!
Jameson Orlav 12/12/16 To: troublemaker
From: #famelife
[message]
Then we kill it first.
Also, I'm famous. Didn't you see the front page? Where is my extra hot, non-fat, no foam latte?
Noura Orlav 12/11/16 This would be better if you just kissed the ground I walk on.
Jameson Orlav 12/10/16 [text reply]
If you want a baby, I'll give you a baby. But not because of Noura.
Jameson Orlav 12/10/16 *laughs*
[Text reply]
Babe, you don't need to have a baby to be a part of this family. You are my family. Noura is just a salty b!tch.
Jameson Orlav 12/10/16 [text reply]
Yeah.
'Are you fvcking serious?'
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Oh, no. Sweetheart. You are the one who is trying to be part of ours.
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 F*ck off.
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Gross. Never.
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Honey, let's not say things we might regret.
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16
Noura Orlav 12/09/16
Noura Orlav 12/09/16 Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!
Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!
Elouise Orlav just failed at stealing money from you!

Suck a d*ck, b*tch.
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16
I handle you juuuuust fine.
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16 You're a fvcking liar. Who else could handle your hot mess ass?
Jameson Orlav 12/09/16
Camille Rameau 12/08/16
Found your sign.
Jameson Orlav 12/08/16 *looks at, smug grin*
Elouise, are you fighting for your husbands honor?
Jameson Orlav 12/08/16 *furrows brow*
*shifts, pulls dead phone from his back pocket*
.. Well that might have something to do with it.
*turns it on, phone blows up with 7 voice mails and 27 texts*
Jesus Christ. HOW did you get arrested?!
Noura Orlav 12/07/16 [text reply]
I f-cking hate you. Leave me alone. Tell Jameson I need him.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *kneels down*
*taps the tip of her nose*
*smashes egg over her head with his free hand*
*big grin*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *screams*
*drops bowls*
*chocolate powder everywhere* WHATTHEFVCKELOUISE.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 Nothing impresses you.
*grumbles*
You love Camille more than me.
*stomps to kitchen*
*bangs around looking for cocoa and mixing bowls*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *glances at*
The good brownies are in Africa..
I can cook. Just watch. I'll prove it!
..Is there tequila in the kitchen?
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *turns around with wife attached to leg*
*attempts to walk .. also with wife attached to leg*
You know, you're not making this very easy.
*struuuuuuggles*
*grunts*
*shuffles slowly to kitchen*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *chachas into the room with shot glasses in hand*
*hums and throws open closet doors*
Why do you always end up in here???
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 To: Fishfingers
From: Custard
[message]
I am not your boyfriend you sh!t. I am your husband.
Whatever it is you're drinking, you'd better come share with me.
.. Or I'm letting the dogs sleep on YOUR side of the bed tonight.
Camille Rameau 12/07/16 Smellouise
Jameson can't make anything sexy.
You're supposed to make him think he can. Thems wifey duties!
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 How coincidental. I got you one, too.
..Except you're not allowed to wear yours in public.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *raises brow*
*beams*
I got yours months ago.
.. I don't even dare look to see what you got.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 You made Cait come to Moscow?
*laughs*
She must hate it.
*happily munches pizza*
I can't believe you didn't stash some before you let him at the cookies. Amateur.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *grabby motions*
That's my girl. I'm so proud.
*impatiently waits for pizza*
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 [text reply]
I'm not in THAT office.. But later maybe, yes. You can come drink some whiskey with me and run numbers if you like.
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 To: Mrs. Doctor Babe
From: SOPISSED
[message]
One of these dogs fvcking sh!t in my office I swear to god I'm going to kill Claire.
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 To: wifestyle
From: Hubbo
[message]
Why so I need a fire extinguisher. ELOUISE. YOU'D BETTER NOT LIGHT BE ON FIRE.
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 His head bobs back and forth. He listens to, but contemplates her words. Jameson thinks that maybe Elouise believes she has assumed the role of the most invested, but that is not necessarily true. The Doctor seems level on the outside, but the woman before him is very much the most important thing that he cares about. This would be evident in the way he always knows where she is. What she is doing, and who she is with. But maybe she doesn't realize that he cares quite so closely

She reaches for the fabric of his shirt, and while she steps forward his fingers slip easily around her wrist, pulling her to his chest as he wraps his arms around her in a warm embrace. She was not his property, but she very much belonged to him. Nothing could shake the protective claim he had on her. Not even his sister. Though, only time would prove that to both women.

"This is a sure thing. If I have to reassure you every day, I will, and I'll never grow tired of doing so." He places a kiss against the top of her head, "But I'm always going to tell you when you're being an assh-le."

Jameson grins.
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 "No." He knew what she was referring to. The scar on his had that ran along his forearm. Once nearly in ribbons, had healed with mostly cosmetic damage, almost permanently dismantling his trigger finger. "But she betrayed us. Turned on my crew. Turned my crew. This-" He releases the fist and allows his fingers to sprawl before them, "This was her progeny."

A deep sigh presses from the depth of his chest. He feels both defeat and despair. Sure, the physical incantation of his sister had returned, but that was not grounds for Elouise to bare the burden of raised paranoia. They had been in this together since they'd formed a bond. Since the rooftop. Since London. Nothing would deter him from his wife. She was his life.

"We had a hard life growing up, El. We bonded. We were so close. But I am telling you, that thing that.." Ruined his whole life? He shakes his head, "She's not that sister. And she's not you. I'm not going anywhere. I've said it before and I mean it."

Brows scramble in slight as his eyes flicker over her form and to her face. His voice is low, almost in a whisper. "You have such little faith in me."
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 Jameson is rarely the type of man to lose his temper. For the most part he remains cool. A compromise of composure and strict, as he had been taught through rigorous years of combat training. The situation had presented itself differently than anything he had dealt with before. The accusation of having splayed a series of half truths was not as 'cut and dry' as she made it seem. The slayer would try is best to explain, but her spoiled attitude was beginning to nag on his nerves. There is no way he believed that she could be selfish enough to be the one who was hurt over this.

"Are you.. Half truths?" He's on his feet, loose flannel hanging from his hips as bare feet pace back and forth across the floor. "You're upset because Noura is here. Although I can't understand why. Because.. What? She exists? She showed up? In sorry that she appeared f-cking now and if that somehow hurt your feelings."

The man stops pacing, turning his body to face the blonde as she patted the cat, "She's not the same as she used to be. She's NOT my Noura. And you're not being very f-cking sympathetic to the fact that she's here, are you?"

Jameson's voice raises as he scrambles to find a shirt to throw on over his torso, "'Wow, Jameson, how are you doing? This is a big deal. Are you okay?' No. Let's everybody make sure Elouise is okay with it."

The Doctor growls through gritted teeth, fingers curling into his fists until his knuckles glow white. Anger is imminent. He's p!seed off. Fuming. Not necessarily at Elouise.

"She killed Cole. Most of my crew. F-cking destroyed them, Ellie." He is back to her now, his face tight in his misery. "She would have killed me too."
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 *sits up*
*glares at ashes on jacket*
*glances at mess of a wife*
*throws blankets*
No. Now are you going to be able to discuss this like a person, or are you going to continue being an assh-le?
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 *peeks from under the covers*
*mountain of kittencats atop him*
Are you talking to me or the reefer?
Claire Cross 12/06/16 ~pops in like magic~
~with hangover breakfast burritos~
It's breakfast time, girls.
Claire Cross 12/05/16 ~reads message~
~rolls off couch with half bottle of tequila~
~gets powder donuts for stumble drunk jog~
Mama's here! ~hic~
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 Dark brows dance over his stoney stare. She's almost threatening to leave, and yet her body betrays her I its contedness to stay. That was fine. He preferred her at home where he knew she was safe. But that didn't mean that that was where he would remain.

"You stay." Hastily, he grabs his keys off of the dresser and reaches for the jacket that hands off the door, "Let me make this easier for you, princess."

With that he turns and walks out the entrance of their suite, slamming the door shut so loudly behind him that he's sure all of Moscow heard.
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 Jameson huffs, air blowing from his nose in a furious action as his lips tighten. She slams herself against the foot of the bed and prepares to light a big, fat joint. Though before she is able, the large man reaches across the bed and snatches it from her mouth. He wraps it into his palm with his fingers for safe keeping.

"Not a secret. You knew I had a sister." Though his fist tightens in irritation, he's careful not to crush its contents, "I.. Noura is complicated. She's a painful thing that I don't like talking about, alright?"

He stands now, back-to as he approaches the dresser and slips the joint back into the top drawer silently. She will thank him in the morning when she's hungover as fvck and needs the ganja. "I'm sorry that she's showed up. I don't know why she's here. I'm not even sure if I knew she was still alive."

Jameson turns around, facing his drunken wife once more with a frown and a knitted set of brows. "You're drunk. This conversation is pointless right now."
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 Did he get to sleep? Of course not. Not when she was out. Not until she got home. Always. Jameson sits up in bed, glasses setting against his nose as he read through his copy of a newly published medical resource journal. Boring? Maybe. But necessary.

Then she busted through the door. Brownie crumbling from her mouth. Eyes bloodshot. Tequila breath invading the room.

She was mad.

"Elouise?" He shuts the book, setting it to the side and throwing the covers from his legs. "What the.." Oh. The how. So Noura couldn't even wait 24 hours to turn his life upside down. "Listen, you're already making this into a bigger deal than it needs to be. Really."
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 *glances around at the piles of cats and dogs*
[message]
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 [text reply]
Just stop fvcking around and come home.
Noura Orlav 12/05/16 -Smile drops-
-Eyes narrow-
Listen.. I really hoped it wouldn't come to this, but...
-Leans down, because b*tch has got to stoop-
Jameson is first and foremost my brother. Blood is thicker than water, sweetheart.
-Stands up straight, eyes flicker over the woman-
-Sniffs, makes face-
-Carries on-
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 *furrows brow*
[text reply]
I'm at home. It's late. Where are you?
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 To: wife
From: innocentiswear
[message]
Yeeeeees dear?
Noura Orlav 12/05/16 Oh. My. God.

He's married!?
-Glances over-
Cute. Makes sense.
Noura Orlav 12/05/16 -Blinks at the blonde-
-Clearly understands she is recognized-
-Glances around for Jameson-
-Looks at blonde again-
-Smiles wide-
-Offers hand-
Noura. Aaaand you are?
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 They're brother and sister, you sweet potato. Not a couple.
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 We are NOT naming the dogs after Camille. She will be far too flattered. Not happening.
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 *laughs, leans in and nuzzles cheek*
I have no idea. You're supposed to be the creative genius, here!
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 *crashes to the ground, wife in tow*
Of course I do you French fry. These two are going to get so big. Like bears. Brother and sister, too. We need to make sure they get socialized properly. Think you're up to the task?
*big grin*
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 [snapchat sent]
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 [text reply]
Listen. We're expanding and we need some extra security around the place. So..
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 To: Surprised
From: DA man
[message]
I made an impromptu purchase..
Was highly necessary..
Jameson Orlav 12/04/16 [Snapchat sent]

Shut up. You love me.
Now come, its naptime.
Jameson Orlav 12/03/16 You do remember that whole baby process, right?
*stares*
Baby.. Baby?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *scoffs*
Uh,me. What else do you need?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *super sucks milkshake*
So if I stay home forever, will you stay sober?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *basically inhales fry*
*whispers*
Is it strawberry?
*looks at*
Why are you so.. Sober?
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 *wide eyes*
You really do love me!
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 [text reply]
Am need food. Foooood.
Food meeeee.
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 To: le wifey
From: seńor hubs
[message] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 Elouise
Eee! You have a kitten, too? I love my Maddie. Winter gave her to me.
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 [Snapchat sent]

Christmas shopping..
I'm getting one of these for the Sanctuary foyer.
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *nods and grins, stomach rumbling at the thought*
And also maybe burgers? And a milk shake. And nachos.
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *nods slowly in understanding*
You're a wise one, Oh Blonde Minx!
*listens to the tune. It reminds her of a similar lyric, one with equal amounts of poetry and romanticism*
*leans over and sings/raps into the hairbrush*
B!tches ain't sh-t but hoes and tricks
B!tches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
Now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your as$!!
*sucks in a breath*
But what about the flaming c-ck, I mean chicken? Can he come too? We might get a craving for hot wings.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 In that case, I suggest a drink or three to the handsome men and beautiful ladies...
*waggles her brows*
...in our lives. What say you?
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 Hmm... Well, I'm not sure sweaters are really his thing, so try not to take it personally. He can also be a little bit prickly. Nowhere near my younger sister, though.

And yes, he does treat me very well.

Do you drink?
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *gasps and puts her hand to her chest in awe!*
A dancing, blind llamapaca! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
*narrows her eyes and looks at the majestic creature*
We should take him on tour. He'd bring in a killing. That's not wrong, is it? It's only a tiny bit exploitative.
*beams, then hands the hairbrush/microphone to the woman.*
It's this. It makes me sound amazing. Try it.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 Flattery will get you everywhere.
*winks*
I don't know about selfies, but he looks damn good in a bowtie.
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *lower lip wobbles, feeling terrible she teased a Special Needs Llamapaca. She ought to burn in hell! Wait...too late*
Sing? Why, I...I'm not very good. I couldn't possibly...
*Breaks out a hairbrush from behind her and starts bellowing out her Karaoke go-to song*
IIiiit's rainin' men, hallelujah
It's rainin' men, every spe-ci-men!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and meaaaaannnnn!!
*realizes she's not on stage*
Is he still mad?
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *cackles right along with her*
Good call, blondie.
*chews her lip and starts counting on her hand to help with 'math'.*
*shrieks and throws her hand up!*
I'm f-cking up how many fingers I'm holding up! I'm tricking blind llamapaca! Ohmuhguh flaming c-cks are so much easier.
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 He's good looking, too, but I have someone else I far prefer... No offense to your husband.
*laughs*
You have no idea what you'd be getting into with this family!
Summer S Summers 12/02/16 *speaks fluent gibberish so she almost understands her.*
*squints, then hisses her reply*
That's no llama! It's an alpaca!!
*pauses, sobering for a minute*
Wait. What the f-ck's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?
*eyes widen, hissing again*
He must be blind! Lemme check.
*yells while holding up three fingers*
Hey Llamapaca, how many fingers am I holding up?
Autumn Dalca 12/02/16 I have... Four brothers and three sisters at last count.
*she grins and winks, and pulls out her phone, showing the woman a picture*
This is Blaize.


If you know any single ladies...
Summer S Summers 12/01/16 *Eyes the cute blond*
*Is almost sure her eyes are gonna pop out. She wills herself to stop clenching her jaw to answer*
Thank baby jesus. I thought I was so far gone, seeing flaming c-cks. They're CHICKENS. Okay.
*relaxes back, but ends up sliding off the seat and onto the floor in a puddle*
Autumn Dalca 12/01/16 Blonde is beautiful, too. Just like you.

You really ought to see my older brother if you're not sure about gingers. He'll change your mind.
Jameson Orlav 12/01/16 I am not gay
*grumbles*
My hips just talk more than they used to, GOD.
Jameson Orlav 12/01/16
Hello I have arrived.
..I think L.A. changed me.
Mackenzie 12/01/16 *Stabs*
Casey Noire 12/01/16 +smirks.+
Casey Noire 12/01/16 By the looks of your eyes, I'd say you've medicated enough for everyone.
Casey Noire 12/01/16 Are you trying to get slapped?
Casey Noire 12/01/16 What's your god damn obsession with me, anyway? I don't have fu+king detention. I'm not in highschool. Don't be such a weirdass, weirdass.
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 I feel like you need some sort of..constant supervision.
-puts phone away before she can take more selfies-
You really shouldn't be putting that kind of junk in your body.
-shudders-
But there's one like, down the street. Not far. -points to it- Right over there
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 Years?
-laughs and pulls out phone-
It's been a looong approximately 4 hours then.
-holds phone up so she can see-
Must've been a rough morning!
Jameson Orlav 12/01/16 Where are you that there's an abundance of gay, shirtless men hanging around?
I swear, ONE week of business trips and I've got to lock your ass up.
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 -blinks-
-looks around to see who she's whispering to-
-no one-
I don't know...
-steps back- Probably too long if you don't even know. Where's that hubby of yours? Does he not make sure you're safe?
Dessa Chambers 12/01/16 -totally doing something that had her attention-
-did not hear someone approach-
-may or may not have jumped when sticked-
Jaysus! It's a good thing my heart is already dead.
-stares at stick-
Trying to skewer people today?
Camille Rameau 12/01/16 I already got some!
Camille Rameau 11/30/16 Where is that useless bag of bones? Do you think he will get us McDonalds??
Camille Rameau 11/30/16 Hush up and make me some eggs!
-pets the dragon-
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *calls over her shoulder* I don't have snapchat woman!
*sad face* I don't even have a cell phone...
*sobs as she wanders off*
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *might feel a touch bad for bogarting Elouise's 'oregano'*
*walks by, pushes a pound of it into the woman's arms*
*stumbles off...nonchalantly, of course*
Camille Rameau 11/30/16 What eggs, Elouise?!
Jameson Orlav 11/28/16 Babe. You're literally always hungry and cranky. But.. Wanna go to KFC?
Jameson Orlav 11/22/16 *laughs and slaps her hand away*
I am NOT. Don't listen to the rumors.
You're my favorite.
Jameson Orlav 11/19/16 On the contrary!
The baby making is the fun part.
*brow wave*
Jameson Orlav 11/16/16 I was waiting for you, but then..
I got bored. I drank it all.
Ra Seo 11/16/16 I am not ugly.
Ra Seo 11/16/16 -knits brow-
Friends... Friendsgiving?
-seems to be genuinely confused-
Jameson Orlav 11/16/16 *yelps*
*spins around*

*is probably drunk*
Gray Taylor 11/14/16 You're dead to me now.
Jameson Orlav 11/14/16 Well..
*opens robe*
*peeks inside*
Find out?
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16

Sure, why not? Plenty of room. Plenty of money.
Don't think we can afford a nanny though.
You're okay with dirty diapers and baby puke, yeah?
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16

*stares*
Alright. Fine. Let's have a baby then!
*big, dramatic, goofy grin*
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16
Babe.. I love you but.. I don't know if that's the best idea.
Spring Taylor 11/13/16 I hear that the circus is by the wh-re house. Go ask your mum, stupid c-nt.
Spring Taylor 11/13/16
Jameson Orlav 11/13/16 To: The Nurse
From: The Doctor
[message]

I'm right here.. Where are you?!
Jameson Orlav 11/12/16
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 I'm allergic. Your husband will do. I will mull this over.
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 My Ra is looking for a cat... he sounds like he'd fit the bill.
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 ...Have I met your husband? What would I get out of his soul?
Gray Taylor 11/12/16 You've some dirt on your nose.
Camille Rameau 11/11/16 That is so rude.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 No. Just no.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 Like you? I'll feed you to Spring.
Gray Taylor 11/10/16 After all this time? Truly?
...Nah.
Gray Taylor 11/08/16
Mackenzie 11/07/16 And I'm sitting here, not giving a goddamn sh-t about your barbecue sauce or what you put it on.
Jameson Orlav 11/07/16 You think so, do you?

You're not so bad yourself.
Jameson Orlav 11/06/16 *Opens arms. Opens snuggie. Waves coffee cup.*
Come here, babe. Doctor Hubs will make it better.
Jameson Orlav 11/05/16
Ra Seo 11/04/16
Jameson Orlav 11/04/16
Jameson Orlav 11/01/16 To: the wife
From: the husband
[Message]
..who the fvck is Ra?
Ra Seo 11/01/16 Has to stop. Ponder for a moment. Had he ever been roller skating? Can't actually remember. Had thought he had seen it on TV one time, and didn't think it looked too difficult. How hard could it actually be?

"Um. No. But that doesn't mean that I can't. I can do a LOT of things."

Is determined. Stubborn. Wants to f.cking rollerskate.
Ra Seo 11/01/16 "This candy. It smells sort of funny." Had taken the pop and eyed it over, smelling. Shrugs. Pops it into his mouth anyway. "Can we swing somewhere? No, wait." Pulls the pop from his mouth and points it at her, "Can we go roller skating?"
Ra Seo 11/01/16 Stands before. Eyes impossibly wide. Doesn't speak right away, but takes a moment to gather his words. Eyes flicker to the sky. Honey rimmed hues focus back on bright blonde hair before long.

"Can we- Can we have fun now?" Wants to find himself in a time and space away from turmoil and heavy thinking. Fun.. Fun.
Gray Taylor 11/01/16
Ra Seo 11/01/16 But. I'm not supposed to have too much sugar.
Gray will not be pleased.
-Frowns-
Ra Seo 11/01/16 Excuse me.
You are going to mess me up.
Ra Seo 10/29/16 Reels in the string o' nugget, rising to his feet while the treat suspends into the air. Swings back and forth and looks to the girl with a satisfied grin and a solid nod.

"He was right," Had whispered, "Blonde do love chicken nuggets!"
Ra Seo 10/29/16 Watches her, waits until she's crouched like a cat, ready to pounce. Just as she strikes, he tugs at the string, pulling the nugget closer to him until it's almost revealed his hidden form behind the bush, but not quite. Wants to know how far she will follow the nugget.
Ra Seo 10/29/16 Attaches a chicken nugget to a string. Places on the ground and hides behind a bush.

Waits.
Ra Seo 10/28/16 No. My name is Ra.
Ra Seo 10/28/16 You're a no good, dirty rotten scoundrel.
Jameson Orlav 10/28/16 Oh for fvcks sake. I'm going to come back to Solitude one day and the lot of you will be dead.
*picks up the drugged girl, throws over his shoulder*
Come on you fiend, let's go get sushi.. AND chinese food. You'll need it all.
Jameson Orlav 10/28/16 *narrows his eyes*
Hotboxed? Elouise, now all my stuff is gonna smell like reefer!
*grumbles*
Ra Seo 10/27/16
What the frick was in that kool-aid.
I thought it was juice. Is all juice like this?
Jameson Orlav 10/25/16 *grabby hands*
*mostly for wife, a little bit for pizza*
What took you so long?!
*clears throat*
Eh, I mean.. Hi babe, I missed you.
...Now pizza, please.
*big, toothy grin*
Jameson Orlav 10/25/16 Text To: bbygurl
From: allsortsofneedy
[message]
Excuse me.
Where are my snuggles, and where's the pizza?
Jameson Orlav 10/25/16 To: Flying squirrel
From: The savior
[message]
.. Should I wear my fireman costume?
Gray Taylor 10/24/16
Jameson Orlav 10/20/16 High?!
Jameson Orlav 10/20/16 *holds his phone up*
*video clip of streaking blonde plays*
Care to explain this?!
Jameson Orlav 10/20/16 *busts through the door*
"ELOUISE PRUDENCE."
Jameson Orlav 10/19/16 *smirks*
Maybe. Five bucks says you had a crush on me first.
*pounces and tickles at her sides*
Mackenzie 10/19/16
Camille Rameau 10/19/16
Jameson Orlav 10/18/16 *eyes up and down*
*itty-bitty lecherous smirk*
What time do we have to be there, again?
Jameson Orlav 10/18/16 Text to: glitzy
From: glam
[message]
I couldn't get the bow tied and I had to settle for a regular one..
[image download]
Jameson Orlav 10/18/16 *wide eyes*
I've got to find my best suit...
*runs off in preparation*
Jameson Orlav 10/18/16 *preens*
You're damn right.
Because forever will come early otherwise.
*beams*
Jameson Orlav 10/17/16 *allows the tugging*
*clings to and nuzzles whilst walking*
*mumbles*
Only if you've got one to match!
Jameson Orlav 10/17/16 *reaches for and grasps at her fingers*
*grumbles*
Sleepy. Hungry. Love me.
*.. is moody*
Jameson Orlav 10/17/16 *heavily invades personal space*
Babe. Babe. Babe. BABE!!
Jameson Orlav 10/16/16
Jameson Orlav 10/12/16 *widest eyes ever*
*scampers to taco pile*
You.. Are the best wife EVER.
Jameson Orlav 10/12/16 [video message received]
where did you go?

i'm booooored.
Jameson Orlav 10/12/16 [text reply]
I am going to be very disappointed if your baking while half naked.
What have I said about fire safety???
Jameson Orlav 10/12/16 To: Martha Stewart
From: hungry hubster
[message]
... Just an apron?
Jameson Orlav 10/11/16 *knots brow*
*grabs shoulders, holds at arms length*
What the hell do you mean I was?
You'd be lucky to have ten little Jameson's running around. I was childhood gold.
Jameson Orlav 10/11/16 [multimedia message download:]

Guess who.
Jameson Orlav 10/11/16 To: das babe
From: time-warp
[message]
I just found the worst picture.
.. Want to see it?
Jameson Orlav 10/11/16 *slow grin*
*peeks through fingers*
Mmhm. But I'm allowed!
Jameson Orlav 10/11/16 *shields his eyes*
Don't use your voodoo love magic on me, woman!
Jameson Orlav 10/10/16 He's still kicking at the door when she finally answers, appearing in front of him through glossy, reddedned eyes. Though his vision was not blurred, he found himself squinting in order to see her better. At first, there are no words. Jameson is simply standing at full attention, with his fingers pressed into his hips while he stares at her with a scowl.

Jameson teeters a little, before pulling his hand from his hip and pointing at her in an accusatory kind of way. He may or may not have one eye half open.

"How dare you." He speaks low at first, but his voice picks up as he goes on, "The lies. You're not supposed to lie to me." Jameson huffs, "What else have you lied about?!"
Jameson Orlav 10/07/16
Jameson Orlav 10/04/16 In a sense... Yes.
*cheeky grin*
Jameson Orlav 10/04/16 No.. No ice cream.
You can keep guessing if you want.
You're not going anywhere until we get to my room.
*tightens grip*
*has all the power*
Jameson Orlav 10/04/16 Who said anything about punishment?
Jameson Orlav 10/03/16 To: dead wife
From: pneumonia husband
[video message]
Not only am I drenched, but
I found your video feed.
This is war.
Jameson Orlav 10/01/16 To: Princess Bride
From: Dashing Prince
[message]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a new onesie and cuddles for you.
Jameson Orlav 09/30/16 Hmmm.
*dead pans*
*drops mop, pull off shirt, and throws at*
There will be no pillows taking my place tonight.
*tugs her up the stairs*
Jameson Orlav 09/30/16 Don't boss me.
I'm both domestic and masculine.
Its 2016. Get on board, babe.
Jameson Orlav 09/30/16 YOUR son oozed all over the floor again.

Next time you're cleaning up this mess.
*grumbles*
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *snores*
*drools*
*sleep mumbles*
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *smirks*
*scoots down, wrapping his arms around her middle and laying his head against her side*
Bet if they wrestled for it, he could take her.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *narrows eyes*
The wife only likes him for his butt.
He should make her sleep on the floor.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 I like this story.
The husband sounds like a keeper.
*glances up at*
*beams*
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *slaps chip away*
*throat screeches*
*half lays on, probably crushes*
*nuzzles against her neck and yawns*
*big, fat, tired baby*
Be a good wife. Read me a story.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *eyes chips*
*scowls*
*looks at, gives puppy eyes*
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *inches close to*
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *half smirk*
Absolutely ridiculous.
*presses a small kiss against her forehead*
Perfect.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 Yes.
But I'm going to be incredibly salty if its not ridiculous.
It had better be something like Beulah. Or Lulu.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 Like Edward Kingston. My grandfather.
*flicks her nose*
You're not supposed to bully me.
Watch yourself or you'll be hanging by your toes.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 Shut up.
I didn't get to choose my middle name.
*glares*
Its a family name.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/29/16 *Stares*
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 *narrows eyes*
No.
*mumbles beneath his breath*
Kingston.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 Wait, just..
*grabs at*
*wrestles*
*attaches pin to the front of her blouse*
Mrs. Dr. Jameson K. Orlav
*grins*
In case you get lost.
Jameson Orlav 09/29/16 Kind of just.. rolls off the tongue.
Elouise Orlav. Elouise Orlav.
Soon my army will be complete.
Jameson Orlav 09/27/16
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 I like the sound of that much better.

*scoots close and wraps himself around her*
You're fast approaching the too late to get rid of me marker.
Beware.
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *peeks out from under the blanket*
*juts bottom lip out*
Definitely not?
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *throw his limbs around her from beneath the covers, subsequently encompassing her in fluffy blanket*
Surrender to the blanket monster! Do it!
Surrender!
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 Who says I don't already have a monkey onesie? Hm?
*clears throat*
You pick the movie, I'll go ahead and get comfortable.
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *plops her down*
Are you saying no, future future?
Tsk.
No more romantic comedies.
Halloween II it is!
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 No, nono.
*scoops her up and throws over his shoulder*
There will be no skin rugs made from my future future wife.
*chuckle*
Now, if I remember correctly, its my turn to pick the movie?
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *coughs*
*beams*
*secretly devises plot*
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *shakes head*
Absolutely not. Tacos and skins are optional.
*grins*
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *eyes widen*
Yes to the massive taco.
Triple yes to the hide.
*whispers into her ear*
I'll love you forever.
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *scoffs, tenses*
*puffs out chest*
Uh, no. That's not how it works.
And its dangerous in my line of work to wear stone rings, okay??
*laughs, dips his head and nuzzles against her jaw*
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *rests his chin against the top of her head*
How can I really be sure if all these feelings and, you know.. Stuff, are real?
*tsk's*
Do you have a doll of me???
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *wraps his arms around her in response*
*mostly so that she can't escape*
Of course you did, dearest. And there was no mention of voodoo or snuggling.
*narrows eyes and squeezes a little*
And I don't have a huge teddy the size of my bed to prove it.
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 Domesticate me? Pft. I'm too tough. And manly!
*grumps*
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 *raises his brow and glances at*
What are you saying, Ellie?
You hope to be Mrs. Orlav one day?
*pinches at her cheek and smirks*
Jameson Orlav 09/25/16
Yes to all. Because you said the magic word.
And maybe because you're kind of cute.
Jameson Orlav 09/25/16 Are you offering or asking?
Jameson Orlav 09/25/16 *allows her to break free*
*stares after*
*snaps-to and lays his glasses on his desk*
*clears throat and runs after in a hurry*
Jameson Orlav 09/25/16 *smirks and hmm's low in his throat*
Nurse Ellie..
*inspects closely*
I can get on board with that, yes.
*tightens his grip around her*
Snuggle time is always mandatory.
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 Jameson emerges.

The very first step out in his suit has him looking down and examining himself, perhaps at the same time that Elouise had been doing so as well. He considers the bright green color against his tanned skin and scruff, and thinks that he probably looks ridiculous.

Oh well. The resulting light in the face of the blonde who had now burrowed into a cloud of fluffy bedding would be worth the ridiculous attire. Though, as usual, he would not admit it to her. As far as she was concerned, he dressed up like a hooligan because he thought it was fun.

"I have no idea what any of those are. So I am leaving it up to you to make the right decision."

He has the heavy inclination that this was going to be utter torture. But it doesn't stop him from sighing deeply, succumbing to defeat, and taking off toward the mess of blankets and pillows. Elouise really should have expected nothing less from him. Of course he's going to dive bomb onto the bed, like he's jumping into a cloud. He might even flail his limbs around like a kid in a snow bank.

Sleepover Jameson.. Boy was she in for it.
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 The mans face scrambles.
Cute. Agh.
He shakes his head carefully as her hands comb through his messy crop, and then nudges against the side of her cheek with a small growl. There's a soft mumble that sounds something like, 'you're a potato', but he remains mostly silent.

"Alright, princess. I'm jumping into this suit and then we are going to rock the socks off of this.. Impromptu sleep over."

He doesn't push her away, but instead slips easily from her grip with an assuring smirk, "And there will be no skimping on my cuddles. Or I'll get grumpy."
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 Jameson's teeth bare gently against his bottom lip, hardly affecting the grin that graced his mouth. A swift swoop allows his arm to snake around her waist and pull her closer to him, noting that she seemed to fit perfectly against his side. The smile doesn't falter as his head dips and softly, his lips find the tender spot between her jaw and her neck where he places a tender kiss.

"Maybe I like you. Maybe I'm a geek." He mumbles against her skin, "Probably a bit of both. Are you complaining, Miss Warrock?"
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 Elouise makes a grab for his bag and he quickly pulls it away, his hand fishing around inside.

"I said a surprise, not a present."

Then, he pulls a balled up garment from the depths of the bag, allowing it to ball in his fingers before he slides the bag from his shoulder and allows it to drop.

"I thought you might appreciate this." Jameson let's the onesie unfold, revealing a bright green canvas, painted with hints of yellow over the belly, and red around the wrists, feet and headpiece.

A ninja turtle. Because.
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 The man peeks his head into the room as he cracks the door open. Clearly, there's worry in her voice, and visually she confirms this by rolling out from under her bed.

Jameson laughs. "No, no spaghetti. But would you really be mad if I had brought some?"

Stepping inside, he closes the door behind him. Over his shoulder there's a bag slung. Its black leather and messenger style.. To match his jacket of course. Taking a look at her he grins, as he often does when he catches sight of this ridiculous girl.

"I do have a surprise for you, though."
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 As Jameson receives the last text, he's knocking at her door. Instead of answering he simply slips the phone into his pocket and waits for her to answer.

"Ellie, let me innnn. I swear I'm not going to sabotage your room .. More than it already is."
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 text reply:
Please. I'll look so good in that
onesie you'll be jealous.
Then you'll kick me out.
..And I wants my cuddles.
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 To: future pillow
From: heavy sleeper
message:
Fine. Use all of the pillows. I'm going to use you instead.
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *laughs quietly*
mmm, 'fraid I can't do that.
Comes natural, Kněžná.
How ever will you live with me?
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *laughs*
*makes a grab for her hand*
You know I'm kidding.
I know a tequila hangover did not pluck at your sensitivity strings.
*glances sideways at*
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 He grumbles low in his throat before be reaches into the front pocket of his shirt. Unfolding the black specs, he lays them against the bridge of his nose, makes a face at Elouise, and then spins on his heel towards the door.


Jameson grumbles something along the lines of appreciation and lucky I like you.
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *coughs*
Of course it is.
You're beautiful. Simply radiant.
*looks away and secretly rolls his eyes*
Let's goooo, Smellie. We've got reservations.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *frowns at phone*
You can't morphvorse me!
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 To: pretty blonde
From: isinnocentiswear
video message received:

you've got a lot of neat stuff in here!
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 text reply:
Don't forget to tip.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 To: Princess Potato
From: Geriatric Jameson
..
...
video reply received:
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 Elouise draws away from their simple embrace and the in sudden lack of connection between thrm, Jameson almost allows a sound of detest to emanate from within his throat. The man brings down soft white teeth against his lower lip for a split second, catching the sound before it falls from his mouth.
Stubborn.

She stares at him, waiting for him to break the silence, but he allows it to linger. Maybe longer than Elouise would have preferred, but Jameson doesn't get moments. Not moments of the savoring sort, at any rate. So he would allow them what felt like eons to digest the energy. After all, it had taken them many pranks and morph-child deaths to get here.

"Finally." Jameson's hand moves from the space in her hair and his fingertips are trailing lightly over the delicate skin of her jaw. This is before his hand cups at her cheek, and his thumb begins to rub absently at the corner of her mouth and over her chin. His expression is soft, and his eyes dance wildly. Aflame with amusement. Eagerness. Excitement.

"I didn't think you'd ever stop talking long enough for me to do that, princess."

Would he really be Jameson if he didn't get his kicks in where they fit?
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Breathing wasn't on Jameson's mind. He may not have even noticed if he'd stopped. The man is completely oblivious. Had his own breathing become erratic now that he'd initiated an outward display of sorts? When she looked up at him, searching for certainty with those bright eyes of hers, did his own breath hitch?

He couldn't be sure. But what he was confident about was the fluidity of his movement, and the way his reactions to her always seemed to come naturally. Jameson's instinctive way of feeding off of Elouise's energy was filled with nothing if not positivity.

So when he begins to lean forward once more, and his fingers find the mess of blonde tucked behind her ear, he doesn't think twice about allowing them to tangle. One hand finds the curve of her back to pull her just a little closer, and Jameson's touch is more gentle than he seems capable as his hand cradles the nape of her neck. All of his hesitation melts when he finally presses his lips against her own, simple and unassuming.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Curious eyes have dropped to where her hands have reached for the fabric of his jacket, flattening against the leather. A grin may have tugged at the onset of his mouth at the corner almost involuntarily as she spoke.. As it often did. Jameson is a stubborn man, and being such meant he was not normally the type to be read. It seemed much harder for him to hide with this damn quinoa around all the time.

He would not complain.

"Yes, fine." Jameson leans against her touch just a little, until her hands wander to the tops of his shoulders, "You do deserve it. Props are in order for your taco enthusiasm and your willingness to dress in matching onesies."

He's rolling his eyes, but he smiles. A toothy, almost goofy grin. He's amused, whole heartedly and without an excuse or a cover.

There's very little warning when Jameson leans in and the inches between them close quickly. He stops when the stubble of his face is brushing against the perfectly smooth skin of her own. In an apparent display of affection, the man nuzzles the very tip of his nose and lips against her cheek, and if she paid close attention, she would feel him smile.

"Its kněžna, you potato." Because even in the midst of a moment the man just can't help himself.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Jameson's face clearly reads disgust. He's watched her lick her finger and then use it to wipe the sugary substance from his cheek, and he's grossed out. Because who enjoys being spit on?

"What, am I not allowed to be nice to you?" He stammers a little, because the question nearly catches him off guard. He hadn't thought about it. He just does it. Actually, before she pointed it out, he didn't consider how he had been acting so nice. It seemed quite out of character for the doctor.

"If you'd prefer, I can keep the chocolates and the tacos for myself," He nods, "Back to just peanut butter in your socks? No incentives?"

Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 The man throws up his hands in defeat, chocolate successfully swiped. He allows its swindling without a fight, because he was expecting it entirely. There was no way he'd ever have candy in the vacinity of this woman without assuming it'd be gone in mere moments.

"At least I know the candy will keep you around." He musters a pout, lips pressed outward like he's upset. Insulted. "And.. Did you just call me fat!?"
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16
"Mmm, hmm.." Jameson eyes Elouise, outwardly entertaining the idea because reasons. But a playful shake of his head challenges her observation. Sure, maybe together they resembled a package of nerds. But..

"I am pre-tty sure you more closely resemble a sour patch kid." Sour and THEN sweet? Yes. Yes definitely. "And I am a chocolate bar. Milk chocolate. Smooth and sweet."

Jameson puffs out his chest and nods, "And women can't resist me."

He's thrown in that last part for a laugh, but his body language purposefully reads pompous ass.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 At first he just laughs, because on the contrary, there were worse things than being felt up by Elouise. But when she finally looks up at him, his face hardens and his features rearrange into an expression that says excuse me, rude much?

Slipping his hands between the two of them, his fingers dive deep into his pockets. In one hand, is a tiny box of purple colored nerds. Pure sugar. Sweet and sour. In the other, a neatly wrapped mini-candy bar. Chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

He promptly pops open the box of nerds, pours some into his palm and shoves them into his mouth.



"Ehhhh. I don't know if I want to share anymore..."
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 Jameson walks a circle around her, slowly, his eyes paying no mind to his surroundings as they never quite seemed to leave Elouise. It was a wonder he didn't bump into anything as he walked.

The man feigns a frown.

"What do I want? Tsk. Such hostility." Jameson pats both hands against each respective pocket in the front of his jeans. "Maybe I just wanted to share my treats with you. But, I mean. If you're not interested.."
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 I-
*pauses, fakes a contemplative stare*

Well, now that you mention it...
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 *slinks up to and in no way looks suspicious or anything*
*glances around*
*lightly touches at her wrist with his fingertips to garner her attention*
Um, so hey, Ellie?
Mackenzie 09/21/16 *Steps once to the left*
*Puts foot out in path*
*Pretends to not see this crazy person*
Jameson Orlav 09/20/16 Jameson notes the snorting and thinks better of the awfully accented Spanish word... Which is probably more of an insult than a term of endearment. His eyes narrow while a skeptical brow forms over his impossible brown stare.

"Budete mít štěstí , že nemám ostříhat vlasy off ve spánku." Unless she's secretly been learning Czech behind his back, she may have no idea about his threats. Empty, maybe. But threats none the less.

"I mean. Hmm. Have I ever told you that you're just my favorite blonde?" [Insert innocent grin]
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 Jesus, Elouise. I don't have f*cking rabies.
*furrows brow*
Has anyone ever told you that you're ridiculous!? I mean truly, inexplicably, undisputedly... *trails off*
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 At least its playing just for me.
That puts me in a category all on my own, doesn't it?
*pets*
There, there, little minnow. Someday you'll be special, too.
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *half grin*
*wipes mouth off with his sleeve*
You don't need teeth to smile, silly girl.
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *sticks his tongue through fished lips and licks her thumb*
How d'you kn'w they don'??
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *narrows eyes*
*fish lips*
*mumbles*
You ar' a g'ppy.
Jameson Orlav 09/18/16 Kněžna. kněžna.
*tosses taco bag at*
It means princess.
*punctual eye roll*
Jameson Orlav 09/18/16 That their mother is soooo mean.
*uber dramatic frown*
Jameson Orlav 09/18/16 Oh come on, I helped pick pulp out of your nose. Doesn't that count for something?
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 *swats her hand away*
I'll be in charge of the baseball games, thank you.
You're supposed to help them... Bake cookies and... Wield a switchblade.
*grins*
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 *scratches head*
Are they really twins if one of them is a re-print?
I am not sure about this. What if Gunner is permanently traumatized? I mean.. Shredded. Who DOES that?
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 Elouise. I can't be a man with a shredded child.
What will people think?
Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 Cleaning you up? Hmmmm.
Well, I mean, there are always exceptions to every rule...

Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 Cleanup isn't in the job description.
And.. No. Noses, feet, scents.. Not my cup of tea. But that's just a little outside of your clearance level, isn't it?
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 You're good as new.
But don't think this doesn't mean you're no longer subject to my extra-pulpy super soakers. Maybe next time I won't water it down quite as much.
*grins*
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16
Shut up.
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 Don't worry.
*murmurs*
You're still a pretty princess.
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 It's.. Looking good..

Thinks there's enough pulp up your nose to populate a whole new orange.
*grins assuringly*
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 *raises a skeptic brow*
You're going to knock me out?
*laughs and ruffles her hair*
That's cute.
...
Now sit still.
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 You can't really. Guess you'll just have to trust me.
*flashes a pearly white smile*
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 Oh.. I think I've got a pair of tweezers around here somewhere? I'm sure it's just like plucking out a splinter, right?
Jameson Orlav 09/16/16 What are you trying to say? Do you need a bath?
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 *nods and laughs*
I'll teach you. I am good for something, honest..
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 *smirks mischievously*
Budeš se muset naučit se jazyk. Naše dítě taky, bude mluvit. Trigger will have to learn the native tongue.. So you should too, yeah?
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 *lightly high fives*
*eyes skeptically*
Your poor judgment, můj sladký. I am a f*cking muse.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 You make it difficult.
And easy.
But mostly difficult.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 There was never any question.

As if I have a paper-morph kid with just anyone.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 Have you seen us? There's no way our child could look like that.
*narrows eyes*
*taps foot*
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 Hey, I worked (not that) hard for that Dr. Professor designation. What do you think this is? I want a DNA test.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 Yeah, sure... Right. I'll get right on that. You can count on me, dear.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 ...Trigger? Is this because we've got so many guns between us?
*eyes opened palm*
*places a stick of gum*
Jason Reindhart 09/11/16
Jason Reindhart 09/10/16 "Thank you, miss."
Camille Rameau 09/10/16 Llama, Llama, Guacamole y burrito.
-scratches head-
Now I'm hungry.
Camille Rameau 09/10/16 me llamo Juanita St. Taco.
Jameson Orlav 09/05/16 Look at all these pretty new pictures.
As if we needed any more of your mug around here.
*pfft's*
*smirks*
Caitlyn Darrow 09/05/16
Jameson Orlav 08/31/16 As a heart attack.

They even gave me handcuffs. I didn't even know you couldget them without fuzz.
Camille Rameau 08/30/16
Jameson Orlav 08/30/16 I am the law, little lady.
Jameson Orlav 08/30/16
Camille Rameau 04/25/16
Cough. What? I can't hear you~
Jameson Orlav 04/25/16 Blonde? Redhead?
I'm all about team Jameson. Look at this dashing head of brown hair.
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