| Callum McKay |
07/17/18 |
"Daciana. Unique name. Pretty name." After a pause, Callum continues by promising that he's able to construct real and proper sentences. He's not a total idiot. Still grinning, he offers a hand for her to shake - although, it seems futile now since her hands had already been well, places.
"Maybe I'll catch you around, sometimes. We could, uhm" - Callum clears his throat - "Grab coffee?" Daciana seems nice enough, like company he wouldn't mind to keep. Afterall, the man's primary company is his ex-wife and her wife, and ex-sister-in-law. He just needs more friends, the poor sucker. Go figure. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
07/16/18 |
Ana-Banana
I never liked that song. It kinda seems like Steve Tyler was referencing himself.
I'm not even that old! I'm like 36 or something.
I think. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
07/16/18 |
Ana-Banana
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thiiiiing!
As for the great physique, you can thank my ridiculous metabolism!
I'm surprised at my age it's still going strong. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
07/15/18 |
Ana-Banana
Nope. It was a dude. Definitely a dude. Or a lady who looks like a dude. I don't discriminate.
I'm the only one who gets hurt.
They all gang up on me and steal my snacks. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
07/12/18 |
Ana-Banana
And I do enjoy sleep. I am also quite the beauty.
You have discovered my secret! Yes, I sing all pretty about seeing a random dude in my dreams like a psycho then ghost him by falling into a coma.
And first rule about animal fight club? Bring crackers. Or nuts. They get hungry. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
07/10/18 |
Ana-Banana
That would be too much work. Besides, they are happy in their own little groups in my back yard.
I don't find them, they find me. I'm rather attuned to the aspects of nature. I have a big squirrel buddy I named Kong. He beats up raccoons in what I assume is an animal fight club he runs at night. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
07/10/18 |
Ana-Banana
Wanna adopt one of the strays that live at my place?
I got cats and dogs of all ages, birds, lizards, a lot of things, really.
|
| Callum McKay |
07/06/18 |
Cal blinks. Again. Yes, it's obvious that he's never been known to have the best social skills, but by God, this woman has him turned upside-down and inside-out. "I'm not sure if my... ahem, girlfriend would appreciate that," he admits, hands lifting to rub the back of his neck, "You're very pretty. But, my buttocks are well, reserved for another woman's hands."
So awkward. So much oversharing.
He offers a sheepish grin, and an almost-forced chuckle. "Where are my manners? I-I'm Callum, by the way." |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
06/19/18 |
Not Sister
Keeping items from the past for nostalgic purposes would only clutter my already cluttered home.
You fish that sea. I'm not a fan of seafood, myself.
And if it' free, you know I'm there. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
06/19/18 |
Not Sister
Wouldn't you like to know?
Cuz I would, too. I've had to replace it so many times my tally is off.
Well, did he ask you out for a drink? A romp around the silky field of pleasure?
BOLF?! |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
06/19/18 |
Not Sister
Me? An ego? You must have me confused with someone else. I am just a beautiful, humble specimen of a man.
It's a good thing I'm not the trusting type! I don't go to bed with just any pretty face!
If grabass was a sport, you would be a professional. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
06/19/18 |
Not Sister
That's a promise! I can resist a sirens call, I can deny those eyes!
Maybe if those women met me they would think "Wow, this man is so great that I want to be more like him and not be a horrible being." Maybe. Just maybe.
He should have thanked you for gracing his bottom with those hands. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
06/19/18 |
Not Sister
I would definitely NOT cave. I'm immune now!
You think I'm pretty? Awwwww how sweet!
I could never be a ****** to a woman! All women are queens.
Except, when they are not.
Words of wisdom, a la me. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
06/19/18 |
Not Sister
Good thing I have evolved!
Such hypnosis has no grasp on me!
But, yes, they are rather small minded. The women like me, though! |
| Devika Draculesti |
06/19/18 |
Daci
Found a locket that they claim belonged to Justina Szilágyi. They called it, 'the third eye'. When you get home I'll show it to you. I haven't figured out how to open it yet. |
| Devika Draculesti |
06/18/18 |
Daci
I'm home from the grave excavation. |
| Kace BlackHeart |
06/18/18 |
"Well thank you very much. You are the first and only one that as said anything to me. You seem to be very kind and hoping it was not one of those McDonalds welcome to the place welcome.haha" |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/13/18 |
-Grins, delighted-
-Pulls out pen, cautiously reaches for hand-
-Obviously, to write name and number on- |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/04/18 |
Listen. I've never met you.
And this is crazy.
But I got thing.
So call me, maybe. |
| Callum McKay |
05/29/18 |
Rendered rather speechless by the woman's response, Callum is only able to squint. "I, uhm... oh, well," he stammers, always so smooth in the presence of the opposite sex, "You could, should ask next time. With someone else, I mean. Not with me, of course, because..."
Cal, shut up please.
He reaches up to rub the back of his neck, gaze dropping to the pavement. What a trainwreck of an interaction this is. "Sorry." He knows he shouldnt be the one apologizing, but well... too late. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/29/18 |
"Easy Target?!I am not an easy target! I let you touch my butt! Out of kindness!"
-prideful pout- |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/29/18 |
Daciana Draculesti just failed at stealing money from you!
"I knew you couldn't keep your hands off of me, but this is ridiculous." |
| Callum McKay |
05/27/18 |
Daciana Draculesti just failed at stealing money from you!
It's been quite a while since Callum McKay has had the pleasure of a butt touch. If he's flattered by the woman's attempt to cop a feel, he doesn't show it. Not yet, anyways. Instead, he turns slowly. "It's a little rude to touch without asking, don't you think?" he asks, hoping the stranger will pick up on the teasing tone of his voice. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/27/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
Hey, I could be a dad! I could have an illegitimate child out there somewhere and not know it.
I have my sentimental moments.
Now, hurry up. We have things to stab. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/27/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
It seems we both have different thoughts on good humor.
We make up for lack in numbers with quality of skills.
You and your sister are natural born hunters and it would be a loss to the effort to lose either of you. So I will help make sure that day never comes. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/27/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
Is that a jab at my dad jokes?
I'm very proud of my dad jokes.
I just don't want a decent hunter like yourself dulling is all. Not enough of us fighting the good fight. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/27/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
I will buy you a brew when you get here.
I could probably handle this hunt on my own but I am feeling sociable.
Plus, I need to make sure you're still in top shape. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/27/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
Hunters Hub in New York.
I'm crashing there for now so anytime you happen by.
I don't trust anyone else with this hunt. It's a doozy. |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/27/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
You make an old man blush.
Glad I won't have to hunt you anytime soon.
We should catch up sometime.
I also may have a hunt for you. |
| Dr Van Helsing |
05/27/18 |
Cool profile! |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/26/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
All the same scars, unfortunately. Sometimes, I'm just TOO good.
As for the women, Hell if I know.
I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff on a hunt but I did forget my woman repellent.
I might need to check my place for any hiding women.
Any new hunts? Sister still alive? |
| Kristoffer Forseti |
05/26/18 |
Killer Sister 1/2
Guess who survived their year long hunting trip?
This guy.
Been a while, Ana. |
| Li Kuroda |
05/14/18 |
Nice firm shake before she released his hand. Says a lot but his smile wasn't one that wavered. If anything her instincts were sharp and she'd need it in this realm. "Well I don't wish to take up too much of your time but if you ever need me or anything feel free to call." |
| Li Kuroda |
05/14/18 |
"Pleasure to meet you Ana." He said extending his hand to her. |
| Li Kuroda |
05/14/18 |
He took out a black business card with white cursive writing on it. "Names Li Kuroda by the way." He said handing her his card. "Feel free to get in touch if you will." |
| Li Kuroda |
05/14/18 |
"Well that's all on how you chose to go about this place." He said smirking. "Its never boring if you know where to look." |
| Li Kuroda |
05/14/18 |
Greetings. I hope you enjoy your stay here in the realm. |
