| Jack Horton |
08/21/18 |
Well f*ck you too, you uncultured swine. |
| Elis Griffyn |
08/03/18 |
What's new, sh!t head? |
| Gideon Abernathy |
06/26/18 |
Absolutely not, the chanting is a must.
Haven't you heard?
Drug raccoons love that sh-t. |
| Jack Horton |
05/30/18 |
I liked you better when you posted b!tchy gossip and sh!t. |
| Elis Griffyn |
04/23/18 |
I would, but you're never home. You never call, you never write. It's almost as if you're just some figment of a strangers imagination. |
| Elis Griffyn |
04/19/18 |
Where has the love and affection gone? It's enough to drive a man to drink...ing people. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/17/18 |
Kid stuff. |
| Tiber Loche |
04/15/18 |
You know I really have a thing for blondes. |
| Dr Van Helsing |
03/24/18 |
Hola |
| Elis Griffyn |
02/18/18 |
I thought it was a Valentine's Day present! |
| Elis Griffyn |
02/01/18 |
I did not, no. |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/25/18 |
Well since you don’t do your actual job, I don’t want you to get lazy. |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/22/18 |
I dunno. I was just about to strip down to my underwear and grab a beer before taking up residence on the sofa. That's what actual husbands do, right? It's been so long since I was a true husband, some, what, two and a half thousand years, that I've forgotten standard protocol. But I've been watching family man sitcoms to get in the spirit of things. |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/22/18 |
Way to kill the mood, darling. What the hell is a Tiber? And why are they giving me head? |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/22/18 |
I can think of something else we can bury to make up for it. |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/22/18 |
You never do. |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/22/18 |
*Elis looks left, the right, ensuring the coast is clear. When certain they're all alone, he quickly flahses her.* |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/22/18 |
Y'know, I've been back above ground for more than twenty-four hours now and you're still yet to re-propose. What the F, b!tch?! |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/21/18 |
Quite the opposite. I was drawn to the grave thinking about how much you repulse me. I'm interesting AF. |
| Tiber Loche |
01/20/18 |
Why, do you want one? |
| Tiber Loche |
01/19/18 |
You got my vote for prettiest blonde. (Am I still your favorite?!) |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/19/18 |
*coughs and splutters, dragging himself out of the dirt* I think I died for a moment there. |
| Mackenzie |
01/08/18 |
Have you ever seen that video of the gorilla that cracked the glass at the zoo? That's Spring. And the glass, the Realm's teeth. |
| Elis Griffyn |
01/04/18 |
How about divorce? That scandalous enough for you? |
| Elis Griffyn |
12/30/17 |
You bore me with your silence. |
| Miryam |
12/24/17 |
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| Elessar |
12/21/17 |
Congrats on the POTD. |
| Elis Griffyn |
11/26/17 |
When I finished of Bowie. Why? You want some? |
| El Orlav |
11/16/17 |
YO. WHERE IS OUR GOSSIP GIIIIIRL? |
| Elis Griffyn |
11/13/17 |
I may as well let you have it all. God only knows you'll get it one way or another. |
| Elis Griffyn |
11/11/17 |
I just woke up and found all my clothes are missing. Was this you? I'm tired of your constant attempts to photograph me in scandalous situations. If you want the full monty, just ask. |
| Elis Griffyn |
11/06/17 |
This marriage...it's for tax purposes, right? I mean, I don't actually have to be around you, do i? |
| Autumn Summers |
11/01/17 |
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| Elis Griffyn |
11/01/17 |
Elis Girl and That Griffyn. A beautiful pair if ever I saw one. |
| Elis Griffyn |
11/01/17 |
Alright, Sh!thead, you got me. Now what? |
| Dita Morgenstern |
10/31/17 |
[giggles at the word play.] Touche. |
| Dita Morgenstern |
10/31/17 |
My Beatles solo? [lopsided grin.] I'm not sure I understand. Are you calling me Ringo?! [huffs.] |
| Elis Griffyn |
10/24/17 |
Yeaaaah, but I ain't going anywhere near her again. That damnation is for her and her alone. |
| Elis Griffyn |
10/23/17 |
Nothing says 'I love you' like eternal damnation in a pitch black bunker with the rotting corpse of your child. True. |
| Elis Griffyn |
10/23/17 |
I sealed her into a bunker for the rest of eternity. Isn’t that enough? |
| Elis Griffyn |
10/23/17 |
Are you kidding me? I wouldn't touch Elouise with a bargepole!
Vomit-inducing #fakenews!
0/10! |
| Nate Mishal |
10/21/17 |
That Link costume is F*cking A. Looks like this body got up to no end of awesome sh!t before I moved in. |
| Camille |
10/18/17 |
How do I apply for a job?
Do you hire interns?
What if I just do secretarial work!? |
| Elis Griffyn |
10/17/17 |
Let me just get a bit of a sweat on for the people...
|
| Elis Griffyn |
10/17/17 |
NEW NEWS. NEW NEWS. NEW NEWS.
I need me some more realm gossip! |
| Gideon Abernathy |
10/12/17 |
Are they not the same? |
| Lucius Dalca |
09/09/17 |
That's some savage **** right there. |
| Atticus Hammond |
09/08/17 |
You're my favorite blonde.
Don't tell Camille. |
| Camille |
09/08/17 |
😍🔪🔪😘 |
| Elis Griffyn |
08/27/17 |
Yuh. Stressed and comfort eating is sexy AF. |
| Elis Griffyn |
08/26/17 |
Everyone's pulling odd faces but I look DAMN FINE in that image up there. Well done. |
| Autumn Summers |
08/24/17 |
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| Elis Griffyn |
08/24/17 |
*nuzzles* |
| Camille |
08/23/17 |
YAS B-TCH. |
