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Jason Reindhart
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Born: September 10, 2016 Forum Topics Started: 0
Race: Werewolf Forum Posts / Replies: 10
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Home City: Los Angeles Mail Sent: 24
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Currently hiring anyone to make me an epic bio because I suck at it :D

You wanna know anything feel free to ask. Wanna write? Lemme know!Also, Jason is a Were-Dino. Curious as to how? Well, try to get it outta him!
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Elis Griffyn 10/02/17 From: Elouise

I like that idea. Maybe I can add a pouch to my Captain America onesie!
Thank you for being you, DinoSir

Elis was about to his send and stopped himself. With a chuckle, he added the text with a poo emoji and snorted.
Jameson Orlav 10/01/17 Jason
It's imperative that you understand how nothing is like old times. But sure. Drinks. Two days. I'll send you my location when I arrive.
Elis Griffyn 10/01/17 Elis leaned forward in his seat, reading the text over and over. Slipping a hand into his pocket, he pulls out his own phone and sends an image across. He'd taken the day everything had gone south, as he and Elouise had walked back toward his rented apartment from where he'd met her at the subway station. He'd commented on how it was too warm for a jacket and she'd retorted that she'd only recently bought it and was eager to wear it when she could. He attached it to his next message.

From: Elouise

Maybe you print this off for him. It's from the other day. I like it.
Fresh start.

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Jameson Orlav 10/01/17 Jason
I'm not permitted in Bloemfontein. Leave the kid with Camille and meet me somewhere. London. Jerusalem. I don't give a sh-t.
Jameson Orlav 10/01/17 Jason
We need to chat.
Elis Griffyn 10/01/17 Elis frowned, first re-reading the message before taking time to scroll through previous correspondence between the two. Lighting another cigarette, he allowed himself an hour before replying, this time taking advantage of the messages sent between himself and Elouise. The tone was definitely different and he was a fool to think she'd talk to Jason in the same was she'd spoken to him. He played it safe with a lie. This wasn't his first time being a fraud and he knew better than to comment on things he'd not been privy to.

From: Elouise

Your last message isn't loading properly. I can't read it. The signal is poor here.
I keep having ridiculous panic attacks about Logan and Jameson. Promise me he's safe?

Elis thumbed back up through the older messages and rubbed his eyes, feeling the comedown from her blood finally hitting him.

From: Elouise

I just can't wait to be back with you all. Everything has been so up in the air and I just want things to be stable again.
Elis Griffyn 10/01/17 Elis smirked, sitting back with a cigarette between his lips as he began his reply from Elouise's phone.

From: Elouise

OMFG Cheetos are life!
And I think so, yes. I just need to sort a few more things and then I'll be coming back.
Sorry it's taking so long. I'll make it up to you!
Tell Logan I love him. He won't care, but I do. Keep him safe for me, please.
Elis Griffyn 10/01/17 From: Elouise

Hey. Cheetos are on sale at Walmart. Get me a truck full?
It's time to get Logan introduced to the cheesy goodness!
I hope he's misbehaving!
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 -chokes-
"You're a..."
-rapid blinking-
"Oh my god."
-runs off-
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 -shakes hand-
"Dino.. What?"
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 -floofs the beard-
"Hmm. I don't know. It's hard to compare it to Solomon King's. They're both so different. Unique."
-clears throat, retracts hand-
"Sorry, Camille mentioned there was a new beard walking around. I just had to see for myself. I'm Atticus, the househusband."
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 -sniffs around-
"Word on the street is you have a pretty cool beard."
-scuffs ground with shoe-
"Can I touch it? I have to compare.."
Camille 09/30/17 "Sure. Head on over to my office sometime this morning. I'm in all day."
Camille 09/30/17 "You betcha! Your old room has been off limits since you left. It was a special build, if you remember correctly. No one else had come along who needed such a space, so I kept it free. It's all yours, buddy!"
Elouise Warrock 09/29/17 Jason
I'm all snuggled up and jetlagged. Room!
Elouise Warrock 09/25/17 Jason
All this kid does is sleep.
He's like me, but cuter.
Elouise Warrock 09/25/17 Jason
Lucky you that Logan loves Dino snuggles!
Elouise Warrock 09/25/17 Jason
I'd say pick me up in the air, but...
I've got Logan with me. Babies are such c*ck blocks.
Elouise Warrock 09/25/17 Jason
You might beat me back to Africa.
I'm flying back from London tonight.
Elouise Warrock 09/25/17 Jason
I got extra fuzzy blankets and movie snacks!
Camille 09/25/17 -creeps around-
Elouise Warrock 09/23/17 Jason
Do we get to watch Jurassic Park?!
Elouise Warrock 09/23/17 Jason
I feel like I shouldn't answer that.
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
You can get in-between these knees any time. ;o
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
He doesn't want to date me, so it's okay.
He's blegh.
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
Things got weird with Soleil.
I'm not friends with Winter.
The married couple are good.
Why does nobody like Tucker?!
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
Blessed. The rain is blessed.
Does that mean you're coming to Solitude?
Can we be roommates??
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
I can't cook, but I can make you a mean PB&J!
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
We go together. Like peanut butter and jelly!
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
That heartless shrew loves you.
Just know I have a ring sitting here at home if you change your mind.
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
I'm squinting at my phone.
I don't know what any of that means, but you better not sleep with Ella.
Stay safe?
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
What can I say? ;)
...if there's nothing in New Orleans, why are you there?
Isn't that where Ella Donovan's crew is?
What the hell are you doing in her chlamydia circus?
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
I mean, the practicing is fun...
What's in New Orleans?
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 Jason
Jason! Where are you? How are you?
Come to Africa. Let's make some babies.
Elouise Warrock 09/22/17 ??
Who is this?
Elouise Warrock 09/20/17 Jason
Just a reminder I love and miss you. Hope you're safe.
Come home soon.
Elouise Warrock 08/29/17 Jason
Promise you'll come back to me.
Promise, Jas.
Elouise Warrock 08/29/17 Jason
No, Jason. You don't get to be selfish.
You don't get to walk away and tell me to be strong.
What about Noura?
Elouise Warrock 08/29/17 Jason
Noura and I understand each other in very few areas. You are one of them.
My son can be raised by any number of people. They'd do a hell of a lot better job than me. If you go, that's the last straw.
Do you understand, Jason? You can't just ghost me. You're all I have.
Elouise Warrock 08/29/17 Jason
Knock that the f*ck off.
I need you, Jason.
If you leave, I'm going straight to Jameson.
I'll let him kill me, this time. Because there's nothing left if you're gone too.
Elouise Warrock 08/29/17 Jason
Sh*t happens, Jas. I knew it was coming. She wasn't exactly covert.
You're my rock. What happens if you leave, huh?
Have you thought about that?
Elouise Warrock 08/29/17 Jason
Why is Noura texting me?
What the f*ck are you up to?
Stop being a hero, Jason. There are people that need you.
Elouise Warrock 08/29/17 Jason
It's okay. Logan is safe, and I got the files and security footage before I left.
We're all okay. Promise.
Elouise Warrock 08/22/17 Jason
No more sister-wives!
I'm divorcing this girl.
NO marriage.
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
I can find plenty of other women for an orgy. ;o
And I can find a lawyer. Go do your dino stuff babe!
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
Listen, I just got divorced. I'm not ready for this. And she's...weird. Yes, the new girl.
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
You could help me cheat on my wife so she leaves me??
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
I said I've only been with two men.
I've been with plenty of women, Jason. ;)
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
No, I'm not married to Jameson anymore.
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
Either I got REALLY drunk, or someone drugged me. But either way, I'm married to a woman. I DON'T EVEN KNOW, BABE. I DON'T KNOW.
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
Okay. I'll hold off on my crisis until you get back!
Elouise Warrock 08/21/17 Jason
Where are you going?!
Elouise Warrock 08/13/17 DinoSir
Yes, Tucker.
I'd totally have sex with you, but I wouldn't do that to Noura. She loves you, or some sh*t.
And you're like a sexy brother to me. Wait. Ew. My god. ... Sexy brother-in-law. There. Less creepy.
Elouise Warrock 08/13/17 DinoSir
Not much going on here.
Just the usual stuff.
I'm trying to seduce the new guy.
Elouise Warrock 08/13/17 DinoSir
Miss you, tyrannoseriously.
Jameson Orlav 08/13/17
Elouise Warrock 07/23/17 Jason
How is he?
Tell me the truth.
Soleil Whitaker 07/20/17 Jason
Who is she with? Will they keep her safe if I can't get in?
Sounds like a plan.
Keep me in the loop.
Soleil Whitaker 07/20/17 Jason
Lockdown? Why? Was there a security breach?
What's going on? Jameson's alive, is he not?
I'm not at the Compound, is there a way for me to get in?
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 'Jameson is not your husband right now.'

"What the f*ck does that mean, Jason?" She wrenches against his hold, tearing away to set Logan down in his crib. She trembled, the weight of such words threatening to rip her heart from her chest. "Jason. Tell me the truth."

'We believe someone has...changed him.'

"No. No." She spoke just above a whisper, desperation and anguish heavy laden in the same word uttered twice. "I'm going. I'm going to him. I don't care what he is, Jason. I don't care! Don't you understand that? I don't care what he is. He's mine. He's...he's my husband, Jason. No matter what form he takes, he's..." She struggled to catch her breath, the excitement and heartbreak of the moment consuming her. "I'm going. Do you understand? You don't tell me what to do, Jason. In fact, it's quite the opposite." She glances back at Logan, a hand wiping idly at wayward tears.

"I have no interest in a life without him. Whatever he is's only so long before I follow him."
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Alive.

She watched Jason's lips continue to move, but her brain had stopped processing any new information. Her husband was alive. And she needed to go to him. And Jason, and Noura, and whoever else would be damned. There was not a soul on Earth, in Heaven or Hell that could keep Elouise from Jameson. The tears that poured from her eyes are involuntary, as is the faint wail that parts from chapped lips, causing Logan to stir with discomfort.

"No. No." She pleaded, cerulean eyes devoid of all emotion. "I'm going. I'm going to my husband. If he's alive, and he's in pain, he needs me. I refuse to sit here and wait. I've waited long enough."
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Elouise immediately opened the door to her suite. It had helped she was already pacing. Already contemplating. She was tired of being kept in the dark. Yet, what could she do when everyone in her life chose to lie? She wasn't going to add Jason to the pass grave she was compiling on the compound. He was far too beloved. That, however, would not stop the rage boiling in her chest.

She seethed, but still took a sleeping Logan in her arms. "So, you're going to Noura? Is that all? What could she possibly need? And where is she, that she can't come here? When I need you, Jason? What could possibly be more important than being here?"
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Jason
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Jason
I'm not going to sit idly by, Jason. I'm sick and tired of being told what I need to do, where I need to be, and whom I need to trust.
Is there something you're not telling me?
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Jason
Wherever you go, I go.
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Jason
I don't know.
I have an inkling. Something foul is afoot.
Do you still have Wolverine?
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Jason
I'll make sure I pack a little hat for him.
Don't need any help with the body, no.
He's a scrawny little sh*t.
Elouise Warrock 07/20/17 Jason
I was actually wondering if you'd watch Wolverine for me.
I need to bury a body.
Elouise Warrock 07/13/17 Jason
Whatcha up to?
How're you doing?
Shower today? Pee? Do dinosaurs poop?
Elouise Warrock 07/12/17 DinoSir
I won't push.
See you soon.
So will Wolverine!
Elouise Warrock 07/12/17 DinoSir
Hell yes to Taco Bell.
And I don't believe you.
It's hard to love an Orlav. They certainly don't make it easy.
I'm a sympathetic ear, if you need one.
Elouise Warrock 07/12/17 DinoSir
I am worried about you.
I'm worried about your happiness.
At least keep me in the loop?
Elouise Warrock 07/12/17 DinoSir
Are you taking care of yourself?
You'd tell me if you needed anything?
Elouise Warrock 07/10/17 Jason
Come on in, pal.
I have tacos.
Elouise Warrock 07/10/17 Jason
Are you back in Moscow? Wolverine is dead af asleep and I'm bored.
Elouise Warrock 07/10/17 Jason
Hard liquor date?
Elouise Warrock 07/09/17 Jason
Omfg. Perf.
Wolverine and I are going to watch X-Men and drank some maaaaaalk.
Well. His is milk. Mine's rum chata. WHEEEEEE.
Elouise Warrock 07/09/17 Jason
Jameson will probably kill me, but...
He's also probably dead, so he can't say sh*t from six feet under. Ya feel??
And yes, Wolverine Orlav IS going to be a superhero. Men and women and gender non-binary individuals will all be falling at his feet!
Elouise Warrock 07/09/17 Jason
You're a good dino.
Don't tell anyone, but his legal name is Wolverine.
Elouise Warrock 07/09/17 Jason
He's j chillin' right now. And pretty low-key for a baby.
You can come meet him, y'know. He doesn't bite. No teeth!
Elouise Warrock 07/08/17 Jason
Tequila please.
Elouise Warrock 07/08/17 Jason
Your wife? I'm not concerned. I already saw her on the monitors.
I'm talking edition, type deal. Y'know. Bun in the oven, now it's a bun OUT of the oven? Ya feel?
Elouise Warrock 07/07/17 Jason
Wait? Wtf? How did you know? I haven't even told anyone!
Are you psychic? Are we talking about the same thing?
Elouise Warrock 07/07/17 Jason
The Compound has a +1.
Lucius Dalca 07/07/17 Lucius looks at Jason in the dungeon and chuckles as he leans by the wall in front of the bars, "Want to see a magic trick?" His eyes give a brief flash of black and iron bars open.

You managed to break out Jason Reindhart.
Elouise Warrock 06/26/17 Jason
I'm in the monitor room. You're welcome to join me, I have KFC.
We can talk in person.
Elouise Warrock 06/26/17 Jason
If your wife knows where Jameson is, she needs to fess the f*ck up.
Elouise Warrock 05/23/17 DinoBoo
Jurassic Park marathon with my dinobae?!
Hell yes! I'll bring the Twizzlers and popcorn!
Elouise Warrock 05/21/17 Boosaurus
If you're really okay with it, I'll put in a good word with Dr. Sexy.
But I'll need some snuggles and cheetos in response.
Elouise Warrock 05/21/17 DinoBoo
...I don't know if I want Jameson playing with your genomes and DNA.
It's really up to him, handsome.
But for someone who has worked alongside's not a place for friends to go under the knife.
Elouise Warrock 05/21/17 Dino C*ck-Block
It's hard enough for ME to get laid, Jason.
I've got to compete with you, Ella, and the monster in my uterus.
Autumn Summers 05/02/17
Autumn Summers 05/02/17
El Orlav 05/01/17
Jameson Orlav 04/29/17 Brolove
I'm back for most of the morning. Come by my office and we will have a few beers. You must have a lot on your mind. God knows I could use a few.
Elouise Warrock 04/28/17 I didn't know Noura wanted the cure in the first place.
-tilts head-
I trust Jameson more than anyone, but I think it would be a lot to ask of him to risk killing his own sister before his cure is perfected.
-scratches cheek-
I'm not huge admirer of your wife, Jason, but I don't need her dead, either. Funny enough, I do care about her safety.
Elouise Warrock 04/28/17 Jameson changed the bandage this morning, so I'm fine for now. And he's got me o the good sh*t, so I hardly feel a thing. I slept for most of the day, so...
-waves in-
Sit and eat with me, handsome. I'm bored out of my skull.
Elouise Warrock 04/28/17 The door's open!
-turns off Gilmore Girls-
-gets out of bed even though she's not supposed to-
Hey, DinoSir. How're you holding up?
-offers one-armed hug-
Elouise Warrock 04/27/17 Jason
I'm not really all that hungry, so...
3 crunchy taco supremes, a soft taco supreme, 3 7-layer burritos, a beefy 5-layer, spicy triple double crunch wrap, a fiesta taco salad and a few cheesy roll-ups.

And a Diet Coke. Thank you!
Elouise Warrock 04/27/17 Jason
You're not responsible for preventing any of what happened.
I told Jameson the same damn thing.
I got shot on my own.
Elouise Warrock 04/27/17 Jason
I know you're frustrated.
It's all going to be okay, Jason.
And I'm here if you change you mind. Can't much anyway.
Elouise Warrock 04/27/17 J-Bear
Hey, I have beer, and cheetos.
Want to come over and ignore the sh*tstorm our perspective spouses are involved in? ❤️
Jameson Orlav 04/27/17 Jason
Noura is off base. If she contacts you.. I'd advise caution. Trust me on this, brother. I know my sister, and I know Cole. Predictability is out the window.
Elouise Warrock 04/26/17 You'd do that for me?
-bats lashes-
You're too kind. But I'll be fine.
I definitely think Noura and Jameson can handle him, though.
...I can't do much with Rambo swimming around in my uterus, though.
Elouise Warrock 04/26/17 -clotting shoulder with a dish towel-
...on second thought, Jameson can probably get the bullet out.
Your wife's ex boo-thang is kind of an assh*le.
Jameson Orlav 04/26/17 Brolove
No, there's plenty of beer. I would never do that to you. What kind of lover do you take me for???
Elouise Warrock 04/26/17 Jason
Want to come pick me up?
...and maybe take me to Urgent Care? :)
Elouise Warrock 04/16/17 DinoEgg
Happy Easter babesaurus!
I told Noura, but I'll tell you too - big basket outside of your door!
Love you!
Elouise Warrock 04/13/17 Bae4Lyfe
I'll make the nachos!
I've also already started training the new guy. He's cooking me all kinds of breakfast foods. omg.
Elouise Warrock 04/13/17 Jason
Oh my god, I know.
If Noura wants to be in my presence, you're both welcome to the suite. We have beer, and food, and fuzzy blankets and so many movies!
Jameson Orlav 04/13/17 LOML
I have returned, because our love can never be challenged..
Bring beer???
Elouise Warrock 03/19/17 Jason
Oh, good. Because I filled her shoes with honey and whipped cream.
What a throwback. I was so hungover that day. And then Jamie and I got ice cream! He was a good boyfriend. 😍
Elouise Warrock 03/19/17 DinoSir
Aw. You're such a good little husband.
I'll leave some for you in the fridge.
And I'll potentially consider not terrorizing Noura anymore.
But it's just so damn fun.
Elouise Warrock 03/19/17 Jurassic Thot
Omfg. We ARE soulmates.
I'm eating a pound of mashed potatoes currently. Want some?
Elouise Warrock 03/19/17 Hubbosaurus
I can't really say I blame her. My first thought was to send her a box filled with ****roaches anyway.
We could always try heroin? Or meth? I have both!
Elouise Warrock 03/18/17 BroBabe
Belated? I did get her lingerie as a wedding present. I just doubt she ever opened the box. She probably burned it, tbh. I'd ask her, if I were you.
No, scratch that. She definitely burned it. You didn't burn the cookies I gave you, right? I baked a supreme quality of kush into those suckers.
Elouise Warrock 03/18/17 DinoHub
It's okay, it's not like anyone is getting pregnant.
Omfg, I don't have her lingerie! I was joking!
If anything, I would give her lingerie. I might not like her, but I'm still your bro. 😉
Elouise Warrock 03/18/17 #1 Husband
Fine. I accept this union.
I don't think Jaeger likes me as much as he likes Hewey, Dewey and Louie. He's got a major gay crush on my cats. PLURAL.
Elouise Warrock 03/18/17 #1 Husband
Would it alarm you to know I already finished eating?
Well. There's still one bag of Cheetos left, but still.
Ugh. You're STILL married??
Elouise Warrock 03/18/17 #1 Husband
WTF, Jason. I was counting on those!
...okay, fine. You had me at steak. Yes please! ❤
Elouise Warrock 03/18/17 #1 Husband
You're lucky I keep an emergency stash under the bed.
With Rambo, my diet now consists of steak, potatoes, and this dusty, cheesy goodness.
Elouise Warrock 03/18/17 #1 Husband
There is a trail of Cheetos dust leading directly from my room to yours.
You're an ANIMAL.
Elouise Warrock 03/14/17 DinoBabe
No one wants a chihuahua. Damn it.
Whatever you want!
I'm bringing Noura back a machete.
Elouise Warrock 03/14/17 Jason
I'm on vacation right now, anyways!
What kind of souvenir do you want from Cabo?
Chihuahua? Several chihuahuas?
Elouise Warrock 03/12/17 DinoSir
I miss you more than life.
Let's get ice cream and lock ourselves away for a movie day soon, okay?
Elouise Warrock 02/12/17 Favorite Husband
El Orlav 02/07/17

~+Joints straightened as she turned towards the greeting. A tight lipped smile present just as her gaze latched onto his beard. One arm jets up as her slender digits wiggle in a friendly gesture. Once her hand dropped to her side she spoke back in greeting.+~

''Hello! Thanks for the welcome.''
Elouise Warrock 02/07/17 DinoSir
Boob juice?! You mean I do that? Omfg.
Formula? Baby food? Are you sure?
I grew up on kibble. I remember because the bags had puppies on them. I think you're wrong.
I already got a crate, just like mine when I was a baby!
Elouise Warrock 02/07/17 DinoSir
I was told PetCo is not an appropriate place to buy baby stuff.
But babies eat kibble, right?
Elouise Warrock 02/03/17 Jason
You are:
Elouise Warrock 02/03/17 Jason
Camille 01/31/17 Thanks a ton, dino-mite!
Elouise Warrock 01/30/17
Elouise Warrock 01/29/17 Still Husband
LAME. Jamouise needs cousins to beat up! 😔
Now you can work on making Noura forgive me!
What a great arrangement. No family dinners, though.
...she's still not over the last one.
Elouise Warrock 01/29/17 Brother-in-Law?
It's okay. I still love you!
Are we gonna have kids together?!
Elouise Warrock 01/28/17 DinoB*tch
Elouise Warrock 01/27/17 Jason
If you get married, do we still get to snuggle? :(
Jameson Orlav 01/24/17 -peeks down at Jason-
-secretly slips a packet of the dankest chocolate cookies-
"Yes, snuggles, fine. You can have all the snuggles.. As long as you don't eat all the chips." He eyes the bag pointedly as she shovels the salted crunchies into her mouth without pause. He swivels on his foot and b-lines to the blu-ray player, shoving in the first edition of The Godfather. Of course, after the fact, he promptly dive bombs over the top of the bed. Of course he avoids all the snacks and is careful not to demolish any of the cats in the process. "Okay babe, it's on! Look! It's starting!"

So. Damn. Excited.
Elouise Warrock 01/22/17 Man of My DinoDreams
I'll find the beer! For you, of course.
And we're watching Say Anything.
I'm emotional.
Elouise Warrock 01/22/17 Rabid Dino
Come over and snuggle then! I have popcorn.
Elouise Warrock 01/22/17 Jason
Something like that. We also snuggle.
Don't worry, you're still my favorite!
I require human contact 24/7 or I'll die. It's nothing personal.
...don't tell Jameson.
Elouise Warrock 01/22/17 Jason
Way to sell me out to Winter!
I was hoping moving him into the laundry room would finally get some of it done...
Elouise Warrock 01/19/17 -already burrito'd in blanket-
-squints at-
Baby stuff? Good. It's just taking forever to cook.
It better be f*cking cute, with all of this effort. I'm already over it.
... but like, in a good way. I'm excited!
Elouise Warrock 01/19/17 -stumbles over, opens door-
Ohmygod. I love you.
-forays back into the land of cats and blankets-
Jameson has some beer in the fridge. Feel free to partake! I'll just stare longingly.
Elouise Warrock 01/19/17 Jason
Pringles. Cheez-Its. Doritos.
Just bring whatever. All food pleases me.
And I got the fuzzy blankets out~
Elouise Warrock 01/19/17 Jason
Of course! He can have a play date with the kitties.
Bring your onesie, bish. We're having a mf sleepover.
... Jameson will have to accept this.
Elouise Warrock 01/19/17 Dinosir
I miss you. We need to bake cookies and watch Godzilla.
Or gossip about how cute Jameson is. OR all three.❤️
Jameson Orlav 01/10/17 Order - Group Chat

Look what I found.
Look at this little terrorist.

[IMG sent]
Elouise Warrock 01/08/17 Bored. Elouise was always bored these days, it seemed. Time did pass much faster when she was constantly in some state of inebriation. But, it was too cold to go out and do anything. And she was tired of beating all of Jameson's best times on Mario Kart. So, naturally, she needs to find a victim.

Padding down the hall in her Captain America onesie, blue eyes peer out from behind the slits. Searching. And then... boom. Jason. Perfect. As quiet as a church mouse, she sneaks up behind him. Slender digits reach into his back pocket, fishing out...

"Fifteen dollars?! Jesus, you're a cheap date!"

You were successful in stealing $15.00 from Jason Reindhart.
Elouise Warrock 01/07/17
Elouise Warrock 01/06/17 Jason
You're the best cuddler.
Don't f*cking tell Jameson.
Jameson Orlav 01/05/17 Group chat: The Order
Elouise Warrock 01/05/17 Groupchat: The Order
[img attached]
Jameson Orlav 01/04/17 *burns into the room*
*breaks lock with fireaxe*
*grabs pregnant psycho wife and throws over his shoulder*
Never mind her, bro. Hormones..
Elouise Warrock 01/04/17 -swings open door, shoves in-
You're not married too, are you?!
-padlocks door-
Noura can't trick you with her vagina magic in here.
Elouise Warrock 01/04/17 Jason
Come over. Right now.
Elouise Warrock 01/02/17 DinoSir
There's a six pack and some cheetos outside of your door.
Congrats on the new muscles!
Jameson Orlav 12/31/16 Group: Order
[Snapchat Sent]

We r walrus.
Elouise Warrock 12/30/16 Kool-Aid Gang
Claire, stay you. Cassidy, there are some paper bags in my closet if you need to hide your face.
Can someone iron Jameson’s suits? He’s helpless.
Also, this is my new boyfriend. Todd.
[video attached]
Elouise Warrock 12/24/16 Jason
RIGHT. That's why Cassidy and I snuggle every damn day.
I have no qualms with killing her, just so you know.
Elouise Warrock 12/24/16 Jason
Elouise Warrock 12/21/16 DinoBabe
I have The Good Dinosaur and fruit snacks.
You're obligated to come snuggle with me.
Jameson Orlav 12/20/16 Bearded Broski
She. Is. Satan. Just be careful.
Elouise Warrock 12/20/16 Jason
This is why we are friends.
I'll bring the tequila!
Well. I'll bring YOU tequila.
Elouise Warrock 12/20/16 DinoSh*t
Mm. No. She's a hoe. Fo' sho'.
...wanna go get tacos?
Elouise Warrock 12/20/16 Dead Meat
Drinks? Noura? F'real?
I'm gonna kick your ass.
Elouise Warrock 12/15/16 Groupchat: The Order
Here is a beautiful mosaic of one big Jameson, made up of a bunch of smaller Jamesons.
All Hail.
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 The Worst
Gross. No, never.
Let Jameson know I'm going back to Bloemfontein where at least I know my ovaries are safe.
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 Gross Wtf
Pop one out? Ew. Omg. Totally changed my mind now.
Can you tell Jameson if he wants kids he's going to have to have an affair??
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 DinoSir
If we don't talk about baby names, then I don't have to address the possibility of actual babies. :)
Because I'm terrified. (:
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 DinoSir
HEY. My husband has a great name.
Personally, I think a dynasty of Elouise Prudence Warrock is far more deserved, but I'm overruled.
...because he bribes me with food and snuggles.
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 DinoSir just convince Jameson.
He'll probably want to name it after himself.
And I'll be DAMNED if I name a child Jameson Kingston Orlav.
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 DinoBabe
Flamethrower Jameson Jason Warrock Reindhart-Orlav?
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 Boyfriend #1
...fine. Flamethrower Jameson Warrock-Orlav.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 *deranged grin*
*also pops open a beer, sips*
I'm sure she loves it.
Hey, how are the locks on your door? Just cause.. You know, crew safety codes and such.
*awkward beer chug*
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 Stupid Face
Jameson is #2.
Love you, but we're definitely naming any baby Flamethrower.
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 Husband #3
We'll just tape a beard onto baby Jamouise.
Eleson? Ugh. Warlav? Orrock? Omg.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 *nods along*
Uhhh I mean, *shakes head vigorously*
WELL. Maybe in a fake way.
..Just kind of make her mom think you're hitting it off.
*pats shoulder*
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 Dinohub
You know who is cute? Jameson.
And me. And you. We're the best tri-way marriage ever.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 Okay. No. Wait listen. So Cassidy, right?
*shoves pizza into his face*
Her mom is crazy. Elouise is crazy.
*crazy signs with his free hand*
So I tooooold her that she could hide out here.. Maybe.. Because you're a cool, single bro, Bro.
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 New Husband
Yes! The cats can have a playdate.
... I don't know where Claire went with Cheech and Chong.
Elouise Warrock 12/14/16 DinoSir
I have snacks and Jurassic Park.
Come be my pseudo-husband.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 *busts through the door with a six pack and a whole pizza*
Dude. Prepare yourself. I've got a proposition for you.. No, its not marriage, although I think you'd be easier than my wife.
Jameson Orlav 12/14/16 Dinosir
Jason. Broski. I need a favor. Got a minute?
Elouise Warrock 12/13/16 [text reply]:
Ugh. This is why we're friends.
Don't forget the spiked eggnog!
Elouise Warrock 12/13/16 [text reply]:
That's all the holiday spirit I have.
I'm baking weed into the stuffing again.
Fasten you seatbelts, this is going to be one serious
Elouise Warrock 12/13/16 [text reply]:
There wasn't a 'u' emoji, assh0le.
Elouise Warrock 12/13/16 [text message]:
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -squints-
-looks around-
Jameson and I are talking babies.
But I still think they're kinda gross.
And I probably have to apologize to his sister first.
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -takes hand-
-skips merrily along-
-shifty eyes-
-lowers voice-
I've got a secret. And it's not about drugs!
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 Flasks are so limiting. Just bring the whole bottle!
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -eye twitch-
Shh. No, no. You are appreciated. As is your lending of Jameson to me. But he's my husband, so he kinda has to be my best friend.
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -wide eyes-
-snakes around arm-'re my second best friend.
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -shifty eyes-
I need more attention.
Wanna go get tacos?
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -slides under door-
Elouise Warrock 12/11/16 -kicks shin-
Elouise Warrock 12/07/16 To: Jason
From: help
Drunk. Tried to fight Jameson sister.
Assaulted wrong person. In police car. Pls help.
Jameson Orlav 12/06/16 To: Dinoman
From: Girltrouble
She's with Cassidy. We had a little tiff. Sister is back in town.. I'll tell you all about it later.
Elouise Warrock 12/05/16 -cringes in horror as the two behemoth puppies barrel into Jason-
...I already named them. Camille One and Camille Two. But Jameson said no.
We could always name them after tequila.
Elouise Warrock 12/04/16 -shifty eyes-
It's the spiked Kool-Aid. Don't worry, we don't drug you anymore.
-gentle pat-
Jameson Orlav 12/03/16 [Snapchat sent]

..Don't tell Elouise that this is why I skipped breakfast.
Elouise Warrock 12/02/16 -plops next to-
-takes swig, offers bottle-
Don't worry, you're still my favorite beard, no matter what happens.
Jameson Orlav 12/02/16 To: Dinosir
From: Dr. Sexy M.D.
Don't blame me. This is all the wife's doing. It won't belong until they all figure out she's crazy. I can't wait!
Elouise Warrock 12/02/16 -sneaks into room-
-waves bottle of whiskey-
We're getting toasted.
Elouise Warrock 11/28/16 -snickers-
Soon enough. People are weird.
-sips beer-
If you hadn't of come willingly, we would've dragged you kicking and screaming. Because someone has to keep Jameson entertained, and it isn't going to be me.
Elouise Warrock 11/28/16 -curls up next to-
-hands beer-
The other tabloid thinks you're our third-wheel.
Maybe you are. But only for beer.
Elouise Warrock 11/22/16 -toddles into room-
-definitely high-
Have you ever wondered why we named them napkins? Shouldn't they be...lapkins?
Elouise Warrock 11/21/16 -chases after-
Jameson Orlav 11/21/16 *pulls a whole margarita out of his pocket*
Elouise Warrock 11/17/16 -exhales-
Oh. In that case, enough your snack.
-shoots sideways glance- wanna go get some french fries and ditch Jameson?
Elouise Warrock 11/17/16 -reads the text over-
-eye twitch-
-kicks down door-
You and my husband are what?!
Camille 11/17/16 -chuckles-
I hear the snow is lovely. Is there snow yet?
Surely that cheap b@stard set up extra heaters in your room?
Better tell him if he doesn't accommodate, I'll kick his ass.
Elouise Warrock 11/17/16 [text reply]:
Ewwwww. Just lock her in a room or something.
And if she asks, I'm NOT married. :)
Elouise Warrock 11/17/16 [text reply]:
She's a recovering alcohol. What do you think?
...are you going to be my new dad?
Elouise Warrock 11/16/16 [text reply]:
Ew. Please don't sleep with my mom.
Just keep her away from alcohol!
Elouise Warrock 11/16/16 To: Dinosir
From: In Hiding
You have to entertain my mom this weekend.
Jameson Orlav 11/14/16 We are SO gonna party!
..don't let Elouise drink any liquor.
Elouise Warrock 11/14/16 -gasp-
I won't let you die! We'll just do lots of hot yoga.
-prods sides-
I knitted little booties for when our baby is done growing in the cabbage patch. Who knew Jameson was such a baby expert?!
Elouise Warrock 11/14/16 Are you coming with us?!
We can snuggle for wamrth!
And Jameson wrote to the stork for a baby!
Jameson Orlav 11/14/16 Well.. Yeah. You're going to need a jacket.
Or, like, twelve.
Jameson Orlav 11/14/16 The solution is simple.
Come with us.
We can continue our bromantic affair and Elouise will never even know!
Elouise Warrock 11/04/16 -tugs on sleeve-
Where do babies come from?
Elouise Warrock 10/31/16 -pelts with candy-
Happy Halloween, hoe!
Elouise Warrock 10/27/16 -shifty eyes-
I already got him some booty shorts.
He has no idea what he's in for!
Elouise Warrock 10/23/16 -rolls eyes-
But I would have married him sober!
-shifty eyes-
I want to go to an island in the tropics!
Jameson can be my cabana boy.
Elouise Warrock 10/22/16 -tosses can at-
-slumps into floor-
-sprawls out-
Why is marriage so hard?
-stares at ceiling-
I make pies, and get smothered, and I'm not allowed to streak!
... I need a vacation.
Elouise Warrock 10/22/16 -stomps into room-
-drags six pack behind her-
I finally escaped.
... don't tell Jameson I'm here!
Jameson Orlav 10/18/16 *scratches head and wanders*
Have you.. Have you seen my wife?
She said 'something something my bong' and I haven't seen her since.
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -doesn't shatter his dreams-
-loops arm around-
And then we'll get milkshakes!
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -taps chin-
Come to think of it... yeah. Yeah!
Let's go find you a Jameson... or a... Jamie?
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -blank stare-
Princess Buttercup? No! He's fine. I have to hide him because Jameson is allergic.
We're talkin' about my hubs, here. Jameson is mine!
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -scoffs-
It's not a spat.
I paid a lot for him at market!
No one's allowed to touch him but me!
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -pats-
-lil hug-
Now, I need you to help me kill Emerson.
She's horrible and awful and mean, and in return, I'll let you fondle and objectify my husband to your heart's content, no murderous repercussions.
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -screeches-
-big eyes-
Wow. You're strong and smart! Like Pablo Escobar!
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -patpatpats-
You're such a good friend! Okay! I'm gonna run!
... and hopefully you'll lift. Or I'll just die.
-toddles off-
-stretches a little-
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -big eyes-
Wow. I knew you were cool, but I didn't know how cool.
-pokes muscles-
And you're not even flexing! ... I may need you to move some bod -- furniture for me later. Dancing first!
-shifty eyes-
Can we do the Dirty Dancing lift?
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -pushed down-
It's not easy to make a husband happy, okay!
-deep breath-
And I just meant something basic.
... like the waltz.
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -looks like she just ran into a brick wall-
Please. I still remember your stint as a stripper.
Help me, Dino Wan, you're my only hope!
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16 -tackles-
I need you to teach me how to dance!
Elouise Warrock 10/17/16 You managed to break out Jason Reindhart.

I'm such a good friend.
-hair flip-
Jameson Orlav 10/13/16
Elouise Warrock 10/10/16 To: Dinosir
From: Dog Mom
[video received]
Elouise Warrock 10/08/16 She bows her head. “No baby. Purely a joke.” The open can before her drew her desire, but nothing more. “Not everyone saw it that way.” She clears her throat, looking over at Jason with a blank gaze. She was exhausted, evidently, but was unable to rest.

“I appreciate you stopping by, Jason. But I think I should wait for Jameson to come back.” If he does. She shook the thought away, placing the beer down at her feet. “You’re a good friend, but…” She was not in a state for company, that much was certain. “Thanks for the cookies.” She finally smiles, but it seems forced, while she usually was able to give them with ease and sincerity.
Elouise Warrock 10/08/16 Elouise sat in utter silence. At some point in the evening she had made her way back to her room, hidden beneath layers of blankets, in the only comfort she had left to herself. The one thing that was completely hers, even now.

Then, a knock comes at the door. Her breath hitches at first, hoping that it was Jameson. But the voice told her otherwise. She considered ignoring him, letting him stand there until he got the hint. At the same time… she didn’t want to be alone. And her favorite snacks sounded wonderful.

Crawling out of her bed, she pads over to the door, swinging it open to greet him. “Hi.” She states, before backing out of the doorway to let him in. She takes a few more steps before falling into one of two beanbag sacks resting on the floor.

The blonde, of course was already in her onesie of the day, penguin themed.
Elouise Warrock 10/08/16 To: Prehistoric Papa
From: I Miss Alcohol
As long as the baby grows up to be a sociopath like Jameson, you can do whatever wholesome nonsense you want with it.
Elouise Warrock 10/07/16 To: The Godfather
From: Babyproof Master
If you agree to babysit, I'll consider naming this baby after you.
Elouise Warrock 10/05/16 -flings self against closed door-
...Is there beer in there?!
Jameson Orlav 09/26/16 [text reply]
You know that whole; what's your is mine thing? Imagine if we were married. I'd never get a taco ever again.
Elouise Warrock 09/26/16 text reply: also have to give him warm milk and sing him lullabies. He's very high maintenance.
Elouise Warrock 09/26/16 text reply:
By all means, cuddle with him! He likes being called Princess Jamie, and having his head scratched. He's the little spoon.
Elouise Warrock 09/26/16 text reply:
...the ring pop was delicious. Are you just jealous we have a great relationship full of vindictive pranking and onesie cuddles?
Elouise Warrock 09/26/16 text reply:
Because he has poor taste in engagement rings!
Caitlyn Darrow 09/24/16 *blinks mid-run*
*shrieks towards cackling child*
NOAH THAT THE WAS VERY UNGENTLEMAN LIKE. Come back and apologize! Man down!!
Caitlyn Darrow 09/24/16 Silence was magical. Caitlyn reclined back into the chair of her office, and cast a glance over to the Lego castle. Silence was terrible when her five-year-old was supposed to be in the room with her. "Noah? Noah darling?"

She called up and bounced forward from the chair. Her heels clashed against the ground as she stood upright and gave another frantic once over the room.

That's when it became evident of what had happened. A trail of Legos and hard taco shell crumbs towards the door that was open a slit. "Oh dear.." She murmured and heard a shrill cry from the hallway. A blur streaked past the door with the distinctive childish giggle.

Quickly she rushed to the door and blinked down at her feet. Was that a taco? "Son of a me.." Caitlyn glared as Noah apparently ran down the hallway of Solitude with a bag of stolen tacos.

Chanting victoriously, "Tachooo! Tachoooo! Here tachooo!" Whilst he hurled a paper wrapped taco at every single door giggling maniacally.

Great. Noah the five-year-old had turned into Oprah the-taco-giver. She sprinted after him, unable to keep up with his small satanic speed legs.

Elouise Warrock 09/23/16 To: Near-dead Dino
From: Mass Extinction
Sleep with one eye open tonight.
Elouise Warrock 09/23/16 To: Dinosnore
From: Princess Peach
If I find one more drop of tomato sauce, I'm going to kick your a-s back to prehistoric times.
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *laughs and tosses the phone back*
I don't.. Well, what do you think?
You're a Dinosir, you should trust those prehistoric instincts of yours.
*nods and offers a shrug*
Though, if you follow my advice, you might have the women of the realm trying to kill you.
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *takes the phone and reads, mouthing along to the words as he reads them*
*brows raise*
*half smirk*
Well, bud.. What's the question? This is Emerson we're talking about. She's pretty straight forward, innent'she?
*wiggles his brows*
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *stuffs entire slice of cake into his mouth super fast, holds his hands up*
*swallows and nods*
Oh, hey.. You, uh. You what? A code?
*glances at the phone*
What sort of code?
Elouise Warrock 09/22/16 Text:
To: Chippendale
From: Pasta Princess
*image attached*

Tequila goes great with garlic bread!
Sofia Johanneson 09/22/16 Watches him trotting away, a raised eyebrow at the lack of clothing, the scent of tomatoes and garlic wafting in the air. Do I even want to *know* what this is about? " Ummmm.. thanks for the warning?" Amused, she was also not shy about turning and watching the retreating figure - enjoying his struggle to stay covered.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *blinks*
*gives once-over*
*shrugs, nods, and grabs button controller*
They'll never know what hit them!
... We need to sabotage more often
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *cackling evilly*
I will enjoy the cleanup as well..
I have so much garlic bread and not enough spaghetti!
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *whistles 'Lady in Red'*
*new theme song*
I hope they have plenty of spaghetti to go with this sauce...
Maybe I should cook up all the leftover macaroni and fill their pillowcases...
*looks around innocently*
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *slams basket down on a table*
Way ahead of you, bro.
*picks one up, jiggles, squishes and drops again*
I always thought the lot of them would look nice in red...
*mischievous grin*
Elouise Warrock 09/22/16 -is totally smackered-
-thinks he's a male dancer-
Wait! Take my money!
-waves dolla, dolla bills $$$ in the air-
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *eyes widen*
Holy sh*t, you're brilliant.
I started filling balloons with whipped cream already, but your idea is way better.
And I have all this spare pasta sauce...
*coughs and waves a hand*
Don't ask.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 The girls are having a night.
I promised doom.
If I don't follow through, that makes me flaky, doesn't it?
*rubs at the scruff along his chin*
Silly string is a good place to start.
And then toilet paper. And then... Spaghetti sauce.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 *looks around suspiciously*
*leans in a bit*
One word.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 ...Have you got any silly string?
*scribbles something on his notepad*
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 I've got two left feet. I don't believe there's a tango in my future.
*knots brow*
Babies... Ugh.
Those things poop. Like.. Everywhere.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 *laughs*
Alright, touche. You've made a good point. Would be kind of weird if I had a person as a pet too, I suppose.
*considers his lab*
I'd like to state, for the record, that I was duped into having undead children. My face was stolen and morphed into paper babies. I am innocent in all of this.

Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 *clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth*
*notices the cat*
Cat guy? I figured you for the type with an iguana.
*eyeballs the feline*
Have you named him? I had a cat once, aptly named... Cat.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 *shakes his head, finishes off his beer and crushes the can between his fingers*

No. No. I'm pretty sure she's obsessed with me.
Or, something that makes more sense like... she's abnormally attached to my-

*pauses and contemplates the description he was just about to spout*br> Well. Elouise.

*narrows eyes and mumbles something about 'mine first'*

She's probably just jealous of my disgusting zombie kids.
*nods sagely*
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 *gladly takes the beer, turns the lock on the door, and grabs a stool*
*shotguns said beer before he even breathes*
No, but.. They're getting more insane.
*nods, wide eyed and dazed*

Emerson wants to hang me by my ankles from an apple tree, I am pretty sure..
And she keeps slapping me... So violent!
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 *runs in, out of breath*
*slaps door behind him and leans against to hold it shut*
Dude. DUDE.
*gasps for air*
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 -runs for the hills-
-...probably forgot her inhaler again-
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 -screeches-
-tosses beer behind her-
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 -shifty eyes-
-snatches beer-
-scampers off-
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16
I FOUND THE COOKIES! Aisle 4, right next to the razor blades.
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 ... me? Grocery store?
-high fives-
I don't have a second to spare!
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 They're soft-bake Chips Ahoy! If you find them, I might even let you have one!
-pats shoulder-
Now go fetch, boy!
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 -pushes 'gently'-
Gooo! Cookies! This is of life or death importance!
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 Speaking of snacks... do you know where the cookies are hidden?
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 -oo's and ah's-
I like the lapparentosaurus, because they could probably reach the snacks on the top shelf!
-nods and nods-
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 -throws her arms out wide-
Any kind.
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16 What's your favorite kind of dinosaur?
-wide eyed stare-
Elouise Warrock 09/20/16 ... What? Not a good enough pun?
Elouise Warrock 09/20/16 -clears throat-
Thank you, Mr. Dinosir. You are one of a kind.
Elouise Warrock 09/20/16 -shifty eyes-
Just... research.
Elouise Warrock 09/19/16 Interesting.
-takes notes-
That will be all.
Elouise Warrock 09/19/16 Are you more Jurassic or Cretaceous?
Sofia Johanneson 09/19/16 Fia let out a small laugh as her new crew mate mentioned biting.

"Thanks I'm happy to be here, name's Sofia, my friends call me Fia... and I'll keep the biting thing in mind - or look for a good chew-toy for you."

Fia smiled, hoping her new crew-mate had a sense of humor, and wondered about the biting thing.... she had been known to nip a bit herself given certain circumstances. Hmmmmm....

Elouise Warrock 09/14/16 Honestly, I'm used to it by now. I just invested in a nose-plug.
Elouise Warrock 09/14/16 He does! It's called Eau de Pig.
Jameson Orlav 09/14/16 Right.

I completely believe you, and I am most definitely not plotting your demise as we speak.
Elouise Warrock 09/14/16 He's like a living, breathing phantom fart.
Tread and smell lightly, my child.
Elouise Warrock 09/14/16 If you've been near enough to smell him, you know that's not true.
Elouise Warrock 09/14/16 Trust me, I know. He's totally gross.
Jameson Orlav 09/14/16 I don't... Like being touched.
And peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth.
Sign me up for a steak, though.
...Maybe I am more akin to a tiger?
Jameson Orlav 09/14/16 No matter what they tell you, I am NOT a shape shifting dog, I do NOT enjoy peanut butter, and I do NOT need a bath.
*throws his arms up*
I wonder what Elouise's room would look like filled with jello...
Elouise Warrock 09/14/16 It's not a waste! I'm sure he'll lick it out.
Elouise Warrock 09/13/16
We're gonna put peanut butter in all of Jameson's shoes. Okay? Okay. Good.
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 These women are evil. Don't let them trick you into unsavory shenanigans.
*narrows eyes*
Caitlyns just mad that I got'hold of alla her oranges.
And obviously that tacos are way tastier........ Look, I'll share, just don't steal my tacos. They're all I got!
Caitlyn Darrow 09/13/16 Do you know what today is? Steal all Jameson's tacos Tuesday! Olé!
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 I knew it, you know? I thought, nah, he's not a sugar cone kind of guy. No, that's for petting zoos. You're no goat, you're a Dino. And crackers? Crackers are classy as f*ck.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/12/16 Welcome to Solitude. Should you need any help, let me know! Unless you're looking for someone to eat. Then erm, wait, do you eat people?
Elouise Warrock 09/11/16
I’ll try my best, Bob!
Elouise Warrock 09/11/16 -knits brow together-
Shoot. Well, nice to meet you Jason. Don't get upset if I still call you Bob.
Elouise Warrock 09/11/16 Warrock, Elouise Warrock.
-shifty eyes-
You look like a...
-taps chin-
Roger? George? Bob?
Bob! You look like a Bob.
Elouise Warrock 09/11/16 My left side is my good side, in that case.

Actually, I rescind my earlier statement. Both sides are good.
Elouise Warrock 09/11/16 And that's why we're going to get along swimmingly!
Elouise Warrock 09/11/16 Everyone can be an emotional eater sometimes, don't be self-conscious. At any rate, I wasn't looking to film you, you just showed up. I was stalking a different french fry eating dinosaur.
Elouise Warrock 09/11/16
Elouise Warrock 09/10/16 Welcome back!
Jameson Orlav 09/10/16 Welcome, brutč.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/10/16 Welcome back to the realm!
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