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Kat Steel 12/29/18 Congrats on PotD!
Briahne Dancescu 12/29/18 Bri gifts Cait with a whole basket of California and Florida Oranges ....Congrats on getting to the Front Page!
Adrian Jaye Michaels 12/29/18 Congrats on POTD!
Nemesis Wolfe 12/24/18 Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Briahne Dancescu 12/23/18
Briahne Dancescu 11/21/18 Dunno if you celebrate it or not, regardless being thankful isn't just for us, it's for everyone and everything :)
Briahne Dancescu 07/23/18 Text to Cait: It went GREAT! The job was a sucess, bagged the sucker! Home looked fantastic, all of my Grandmother's flowers were in bloom and we have a couple more pups in the family! I can't wait to show you the picture of them and the woods behind Grandmother's house! Everything looks so pretty!
Briahne Dancescu 07/19/18 Text to her OrangeJuiceness: I'm home!! From: the Goofy Romanian, yeah that one. "I'm back in London, ring me when you get the chance! I've some incredible pictures of home to show you!"
Amari Preston 07/15/18 Well done and very much deserved!
Briahne Dancescu 07/15/18 Grats on POTD darlin!
Kat Steel 07/15/18 Congrats on PotD, Cait!!
Jewel Valari 07/13/18 Blinked. Army of children? Was frightened. "Well, it could work. Diamond, Jewel, Pearl, and so on." Honestly, it sounded like a lot of little girls with daddy issues but would keep that to herself. This woman seemed too nice for honesty.
Jewel Valari 07/13/18 Wow'd by the friendly greeting, she'd return the smile and introduction. "Hello. I'm Jewel. Nice to meet you."
Camille 06/14/18
Briahne Dancescu 05/26/18 Text to Caitlyn: I was on another hunt, that's done now I'm back home for a time ... So okay, Grandmother wanted me home to "heal" from that disaster.....anyway, I'll be back to London soon!!
Beau Theroux 05/26/18 Green hues blinked hard with surprise at the redhead who seemed to be concerned with his demeanor. At first all he could manage were stutters. Was everybody here so extroverted? "Uh, hi. No, I'm not very cranky." As he spoke, his thick Cajun accent was blatant in his words. "Do I look cranky? It might be my RBF acting up. Name's Beau, by the way."
Briahne Dancescu 05/14/18 Leaves basket of oranges on doorstep with a note saying "Off on another adventure!!! This job should be easy. Enjoy the oranges!!! Snuggles, Bri." Then she's off to who knows where.
The Orange She Wolf 04/27/18 She smiles smelling like Oranges as she lurks around...
The Orange She Wolf 04/24/18 Well Hello there *she said smiling and smelling like oranges*
Briahne Dancescu 03/09/18 *Knock knock knock!!* "Caitlyn, are you home?!?!?"
Briahne Dancescu 01/30/18 Text Caitlyn: Thank you for the invite, I'm in town, done with this past job and dinner sounds great. As far as help goes, probably but I have no idea where he is....nor if he's even alive or with nother....groan. Is it too much to ask to be happy?
Briahne Dancescu 01/29/18 Text to Caitlyn: Honestly, if I'm going to be alone, why stay married?
Briahne Dancescu 01/18/18 Text to: Silly Orange Juice Loving Lady From: Cold as ****e female pretending to be married....... He's not coming back, it's been six months and he's not coming back is he? WTF I do to him to deserve? Is no .....this is not good! What should do'en .......what should I do now?
Camille 01/12/18 -eeps-
Cait! Green popcorn!? Doesn't that mean it's gone bad!?!
Camille 01/09/18 -wipes dirt off of her arms and face-
-pouts-
I just wanted some orange juice!!!

Caitlyn Darrow handed you one hell of a beating
Although...
-shakes dollar bills-
You were successful in stealing $202.00 from Caitlyn Darrow.
This'll do. Thanks mom!
vamp_goku 12/25/17 Marry X-Mas and happy holidays!
Estelle Kingston 11/11/17 Jace appears in the vicinity of wherever Caitlyn is. He is dressed head to toe in a sharp black suit. His face is set into hard lines. Blue eyes are cold as ice. The jovial air about him is notably missing. This is not typical Jace.

The man is angry, but composed.

“Caitlyn.” He clasps his hands behind his back. “I hope you’re well. I’d stay and chat but need to get back to my wife. Onto business… I know how important family is to you, so I thought you would like to know your nephew was hunted yesterday.” The German accent leaks out, a telltale sign of his upset. Atom isn’t his son, he’s Sarah’s, but he cares for Atom, and he’s failed them both.

“Two other members were hunted. Requiem is no more.” He reaches into his jacket breast pocket and produces a cell phone, which he hands to Caitlyn. It contains information straight from his account on who did it, and confirmation of Atom’s, and Requiem’s, fall.
Camille 11/11/17 -squeal screaming-
YOULEFTMEFIRSTITSNOTMYFAULT.
-clings-
When is... tea time!?
Nate Mishal 10/19/17 "What the f*ck is wrong with you? Jesus H, is this what I have to deal with now? F*cking idiot mortals on this god forsaken hell pit of a globe?" He's pretty much talking to himself now. "I GET IT..." and now he's talking to the sky. "YOU WIN! I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU AN AR$EHOLE!" for emphasis, Nate shakes the bundle of shirt in his hand at the clouds before shoving it back on. "LET ME COME HOME!"

Nope. Nothing.
Nate Mishal 10/19/17 How didn't she not get the hint? Was she f*cking deranged? Tapped in the head? He'd all but spelt it out for her. Stupid b!tch.

"What the hell are you talking about? Knock knock, what?"
Nate Mishal 10/19/17 Nate reaches to remove the cigarette from between his teeth. It's hand-rolled, yellowing and somewhat ominously scented. He flicks it to the side before making a show of peeling off his shirt, his hair left in complete shambles as he reaches out, smirks and drops it at the strangers feet.
Elis Griffyn 10/18/17 "Your friend?" Elis wiggles enough to unbury his face from her hair, spitting out a few stray strands as they attach themselves to his tongue.

"I don't know how good a friend I can be..." he admits as their tight proximity brings the 'thump thump thump' of her jugular ever closer to his newly 'off the wagon' lips. Still, he loosens himself enough to wrap his arms about her waist and shrugs.
Elis Griffyn 10/17/17 Practising his sleight of hand, Elis slips his wallet from the inside of his jacket into the front of his jeans, deep into his underwear. Convinced to its security within his, ahem, nether regions, he holds out his arms and wiggles his fingers.

"C'mere, you."
Elis Griffyn 10/17/17 Ugh. A woman crying? Errr...

"You...need a hug?"
Elis Griffyn 10/16/17

HaHA! My years in the Chamberlain's Men pay off. You fool, you fell for my wicked acting skills.
Camille 10/16/17 She's almost gone deaf, honestly, when she picks up the phone and brings it to her ear. Camille is always excited to hear from Cait, so of course she'd worn a grin from ear to ear. But now, with the high pitched shrieking, Cami senses that something is, well... off. Obviously..

"Cait? CAAAAAAAAAIT!" She has to scream in order to garner her friends attention. "What the fvck are you on about!?"
Elis Griffyn 10/16/17 I needed that! Ugh! My life!

Camille 10/15/17 Cait
Then we bring them to an AA meeting so they learn how to use them properly!!
Camille 10/15/17 Cait
I don't know??? Do we really use AA's very often? .. Do you think there will be free food? If there's free food I'm definitely going.
Camille 10/15/17 Cait
Um... Acronyms and Abbreviations? 🤷‍
Jackson McCarthy 10/02/17 Cait
lol yas! So glad ;)
Jackson McCarthy 09/28/17
Cait
Orange? Orange who?
El Orlav 09/23/17 To:cdarrow@arcadia.gov
Fr:e.donovan@valarmorghulis.org
Subject: Re:Re:Drinks

Maybe, you should ask Lloyd.
El Orlav 09/23/17 To: cdarrow@arcadia.gov
Fr: e.donovan@valarmorghulis.org
Subject: Drinks

Handsome. When are we going to get together for drinks again? I'm holding this picture hostage until you succumb. ;)

[pic attachment]


-Ella
Julliet Swan 09/12/17
Of course he'll be fine! We can still watch him...
That's what peripheral vision is for.
*starts pouring generous helpings for the both of us*
Julliet Swan 09/12/17
Well, fine.
I'll get a head start then.
*fetches Jack*
Y'know, maybe if we rub some of this on his gums, he'll fall asleep faster.
*smirk*
Julliet Swan 09/12/17 *eyes beam*
Okay! But do we have to wait til nighttime?
I mean, we're adults.. and I'm ready now..
*disregards morning time*
Camille 09/12/17 [Facetime Call: 1:09]

It's okay. Been kind of crazy since you left, actually. It's weird not having you here. I've never had to watch the kids without you!
Camille 09/11/17 [Incoming Facetime Call. .. ...]

Hi Cait! I miss you. How is London?
Elouise Warrock 09/05/17 Caitlyn
Wolverine isn't coming!
Elouise Warrock 09/04/17 Caitlyn
On my way to London biiiiish.
Lucius Dalca 09/04/17 Text: Caitlyn
That is awesome to hear! I am doing very well myself :) I am getting adjusted to a new chapter of my life. That reminds me, you and the boys wanna catch some pizza again let me know.
Lucius Dalca 09/03/17 Text: Caitlyn
Welcome back then! Hows the kids?
Camille 09/03/17 unknown sender
I'm in the house. Find me quick, or I'll eat all of the oranges!
Lucius Dalca 09/03/17 Text: Caitlyn
Hey! Long time no see, its Lucius. The guy you went to pizza with the kids a couple of months back. I hear you moved into London and started a sanctuary. That is great to hear, I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. London is a great city.
Camille 09/03/17 unknown sender
Hello Caitlyn, do you want to play a game?
Jackson McCarthy 09/01/17 Cait
Who's there? *suspicious look*
Camille 09/01/17 Caitboo
No! It's what you were born in.. nothing! Nakey-mess! Omg. Who is trying to get you into a birthday suit?!
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Caitlyn
I'd say yes to the ball pit. Try some self-ignition fireworks. Anything thrill-seeking.
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Caitlyn
Do you need my help? I've been to a few bachelorette parties myself.
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Caitlyn
No. Not the TV show. She said she wanted a bachelorette party, and I'm trying to make my wife happy. This is Atticus, by the way.
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Caitlyn
Oh, good! Will you help me throw her a bachelorette party?
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Caitlyn?
You're Camille's friend, right?
Estelle Kingston 08/30/17 Jace skips toward his wifey, whistling off tune and without a care in the world. He likes to be spontaneous 99.9% of the time because it throws most people off. He also like pouncing his blonde sociopath of a mate equally.

She's wearing a hat today. Unusual but not unheard of.

Grinning to himself, Jace wraps one arm around her waist and one around her shoulders, dipping her back, movie style. "Hello wifey," he waggles his brows and gives her a good ol' smooch.

Then freezes.

He pulls back and looks at her. Wisps of red hair peek out from under the hat. "NOT WIFEY."

In a panic, he nearly drops Cait, but recovers with admirable grace, and brings her back upright. He smooths the fabric of her clothing over her shoulders. "Say... let's keep this between us. I'd like to keep my biscuits. It's been a while... have breakfast with me? Extra big glass of OJ, my treat."
Julliet Swan 08/29/17 *tacklehugs*
*doesn't let go*
*...lets go after what seems like ages*
*whips out a bottle of Jack, followed by a bottle of orange juice*
Are ya ready for some shots with chasers?!
Castiel 08/27/17 "You forgot your pizza." *hands pizza* "The pizza man is very disappointed in you."
Atticus Hammond 08/23/17
Camille 08/19/17 -tiptoes up behind-
-spooks-
CAITLYNFRANCISDARROW!
-beams-
I probably hired Lloyd to be our paper pusher. He's now officially on the payroll, which means you can boss him around and he can't sass you.
Happy un-birthday!
Jameson Orlav 08/13/17
Elouise Warrock 08/08/17 Caitlyn
Omg shhhh it's just a little fire. Nbd.
Julliet Swan 08/07/17 *leaves a cup of fresh squeezed orange juice on her desk*
*places a bright pink sticky note on cup, which reads:*
Thinking of you... and your babies.
Jules
Camille 07/19/17 -screechesandtackles-
-squeaky toy in one hand, bowl of mac n' cheese in the other-
-sowhat-
Julliet Swan 07/03/17 I dropped Jack.
Julliet Swan 06/23/17 *skips toward*
So where's my grand tour? Boss says that's your job.
*grins*
Julliet Swan 06/22/17 You were successful in stealing $4.00 from Caitlyn Darrow.

Sorry not sorry.
Julliet Swan 06/13/17
"So you're coming out with me tonight, right?"
Julliet Swan 06/07/17 Is your hubby cute? I'm sure that would hasten the getting along thing.
*smirks and giggles*
*shoves playfully*
Yes, yes, I needa see alla the family! Right away!
Julliet Swan 06/07/17 Rigsby.
Not a name that rolls of the drunken tongue easily...
And I was just being facetious with the sober thing.
I just thought it sounded mature.
Julliet Swan 06/07/17 *eyes light up*
More babies?! Yes! I'm an Auntie again??
*hugs tight and sways back and forth*
That's almost enough motivation to get sober.
Julliet Swan 06/07/17 Only time will tell... I'm a wanderin' fool these days.
*glances down at Cait's hand*
Missing things come with the territory of being gone, now don't they?
*offers a half-hearted smile*
Julliet Swan 06/07/17 That sounds right.
And I think I joined a traveling circus yesterday?
There was a pirate, and he was cute.
But he stole my Jack and well, that's a deal breaker.
Julliet Swan 06/07/17 *brushes face against*
*purrs*
Kat Steel 05/19/17 Congrats on PotD!! :D
Castiel 05/18/17 No... I think that's the pizza man's job also.
Lucius Dalca 05/17/17 Lucius waited for her response for that long @ss minute of her staring blankly. There was something very off about that woman but nothing that really disturbed him like others would. "Ahhh...." He nodded when she finally spoke and gave her answer. It made more sense now what she meant. "That is fine with me. We can bring them food too."
Lucius Dalca 05/16/17 Lucius thinks about that.. He stole $110 but she stole almost $4k.. Would it really be considered her own money in that instance? He looked thoughtful then decided to just go with it.

"Sure?" Paused and had a '2 + 2 = 4?' moment, "How many kids do you have?!?!?"
Lucius Dalca 05/12/17 Lucius saw a small brunette he recognized from a couple of months back just walking normally about her day. He decided to approuch her behind her and just like that...
Lucius Dalca just stole $110.00 from you!

Quickly he turned around before she noticed but it was too late. ****! There goes Olive Garden tonight.
"So..... Dinners on you?"
Autumn Summers 05/04/17
Elouise Warrock 05/03/17
Sarah Noire 05/03/17 ...We share the same face, idiot.
Autumn Summers 05/03/17 *raises brows to her hairline*
Short answer? Abso-f*cking-lutely.
Well done, gorgeous.
Caitlyn Darrow 05/02/17
Autumn Summers 05/02/17
Nemesis Wolfe 04/30/17 You managed to break out Caitlyn Darrow.

"Stealing orange juice from the store again, Caitlyn??"
Idris Mowbry 04/16/17 -Comes hopping by in a bunny suit with an orange tabby cat sidekick in his basket-
-hands his Auntie a basket full of oranges, chocolates, orange juice and stuffed rabbit-
"Happy Easter!
-Hops away to his next victim-
vamp_goku 04/16/17
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Nemesis Wolfe 03/26/17 The air chilled her skin as she made her way to the doorstep of someone she once knew. Digging into her pocket she pulled out an envelope with nothing on it but a note containing inside "I am back....". She shoved it into the door frame and door before turning around and disappearing back from where she came.
Idris Mowbry 03/23/17 "What?! Not fair! I'm a grown @ss man!"
-puffs out chest-
"Who is only, like, 6 years old..."
-deflates-
-hangs head-
"I'll go to my room."
Nathaniel Tallios 03/23/17 Hey you! Don't be hogging all the attention today now, okay?
Idris Mowbry 03/23/17 -comes running at-
"HE LIES, AUNT CAIT! YOUR HUSBAND LIES!"
-trips, falls for like the 50th time-
-flails on the ground like a helpless infant-
vamp_goku 03/23/17







Congrats on POD!!
Raven Black 03/23/17 Congrats on POTD
Kat Steel 03/23/17 Congrats on PotD Cait!!! *hands you some OJ*
Nathaniel Tallios 03/21/17 You know... it might not be such a bad idea if you're offering. Just better be aware that I won't take any responsibility if my parenting advice doesn't work for you.
Elouise Warrock 03/20/17 ... I want one now.
-pouts-
Elouise Warrock 03/19/17 -fondles booty-
Aw shiz yeah. I'm getting so many chicken nuggets with this!
-waves at-
-scampers off-

You were successful in stealing $569.00 from Caitlyn Darrow.
Mackenzie 03/17/17 -Smirks-
Yes. Yes, you should.
Shamrock is the new butterfly.
And you should get it right here.
-Pokes the middle of her chest-
Supersize that sh-t. Like America.
Mackenzie 03/17/17 You got a f-cking tattoo of a butterfly on Saint Patricks day and it's not green!?
-Frowns, judges silently-
...but your hair is red...
Nathaniel Tallios 03/16/17 Oh you know, a little bit of this and that. Picked up bartending, fighting off the forces of evil, etc., etc.
Nathaniel Tallios 03/15/17 -is pelted by multiple oranges- Why hi there stranger!
Castiel 03/09/17 "Yeah, my noodle... remembers everything. I think it´s a pretty good noodle."
Mackenzie 03/04/17 Caitlyn
Have you gone mad? The US president is a goddamn cheeto.
Mackenzie 03/03/17 Caitlyn
Between us, I much prefer you to Cam.
Elouise Warrock 02/27/17 What?!
... I feel totally misled.
-sidles off to find bacon-
Elouise Warrock 02/27/17 -grabs squeaky-
...your husband screwed up my taxes. And my screwed up, I mean he didn't do them. Isn't he an accountant?!
-throws toy down hall-
Elouise Warrock 02/11/17 Caitlyn
Camille 02/09/17
Camille 02/09/17
Mackenzie 02/07/17
Katarina Black 02/02/17 Congrats on your Union
Livia Vlcek 02/02/17 *nods* I'm down. As long as it's lemon ice and pulpy orange juice!
Livia Vlcek 02/02/17 *sheepish smile* Sankoes.
*notices ring* Congorats on your new union!
Dita Morgenstern 02/01/17 [leaves a gallon of orange juice WITH pulp as new friendship offering.]
[slips away quietly.]
Camille 01/31/17 -lip wobbles-
Where... Are... The puppies????
Camille 01/31/17 -whispers-
This place needs a puppy.
Estelle Kingston 01/30/17
Camille 01/26/17 -is apparently super fat omg-
Camille 01/25/17 -rolls up on a camel-
-princess waves-
Camille 01/23/17 -widens and re-narrows so many times-
Camille 01/23/17 -narrows eyes-
Lucius Dalca 01/22/17 Text: Stranger >_> Maybe?
Lucius Dalca 01/22/17 Stranger,

Im not a common *****! Im an escort!

JK! Well maybe for money like that but... Anyways thanks for the dough Ill be sure to make great use of it ;)
vamp_goku 01/22/17
Autumn Summers 01/09/17 A delivery arrives, addressed to Caitlyn Noire. Obviously... Who else would it be for?


Attached is a note:
With Regards,
G. Taylor
Mackenzie 01/08/17 Dear Caitlyn,

Even though we didn't exactly get off on the best foot at the beginning of my stay, I just want you to know - I believe you are more than orange juice.

-Mackenzie
Jameson Orlav 01/07/17 Le Cait
Well we are building a kids quarter in our wing. Noah and Rigsby could always test it for us. AND we happen to have the best tacos in the northern hemisphere.

Le Cait
*is bribing*
*please amuse my wife she's making me crazy*
Elouise Warrock 01/07/17 Cait
Don't panic, it's going to be okay.
Use alcohol swabs, that should get it off, and won't be too rough on Rigsby's face.
...oh my god. I'm turning into a mom.
Elouise Warrock 01/06/17 Caitlyn
There is no proof I taught your kids how to do anything bad.
Unless you have a nanny cam, in which case... you might.
Jameson Orlav 01/06/17 Cait + ..8??
Uh oh, Elouise babysitting is starting to take hold. May the lord bless you, you're doomed! .. Need a taco?
Elouise Warrock 12/29/16 -sneaks up behind-
-touches booty-
Jackson McCarthy 12/13/16 To: Cait
From: Jack
Hold up. Who the fvck is Llyod?! Have I been living under a rock or something? Lord. I'm sorry. Rigsby is a...wonderful name.
Jackson McCarthy 12/13/16 *blinks at phone*
Nephew???
To: Cait
From: Jack
Rigsby?? When the hell....Please tell me this is a joke. Or it's a dog. That doesn't sound like a baby name. That sounds like a dog name. You worry me, Cait.
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 Ugh. I know.
It's because he's so handsome. If he were ugly, we'd be having an entirely different discussion.
...and something about love and dedication. You're right.
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 Or, like, permanently.
If I run away, then I can completely avoid the subject of babies.
...and I can babysit Noah again!
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 Sort of. But she's drunk all of the time!
-hangs on-
Don't leave me here. Take me back to Bloemfontein!
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 Jameson!
-deep breathes-
-eye twitch-
This is going to be a disaster.
What if I kill it?
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -gasps-
No! I can't handle his problems and the baby's!
Play dates?!
This is too much stress.
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -whines-
It was just some cranberry juice! I was mixing a drink!
-blank stare-
I'm going to be a horrible mother. I can't have children! They'll die!
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16 -tugs on sleeve-
-wide, innocent eyes-
I gave Rigsby some juice.
...I didn't know babies couldn't have it.
Jameson Orlav 12/12/16 *screeches*
WHATAREYOU-
Oh my god. I'm going to kill her.
Elouise Warrock 12/12/16
Jameson Orlav 12/07/16 *screams*
Oh.. Its like a taco Popsicle!
Elouise Warrock 12/07/16 -gasps-
-covered in flour, definitely flour-
Ohemgee! Yes! Cookies!
Stay forever.
Elouise Warrock 12/07/16 [text reply]:
Blame Jameson!
And get your butt over here.
...I'm baking cookies.
Elouise Warrock 12/03/16 To: bff
From: bored
Message:
I have no one to watch Sunday morning cartoons with!
Send Noah ASAP.
Jackson McCarthy 12/02/16 *lets her stew for awhile*
*Only slightly annoyed*
*but it's cool. He's cool. Defo not mad*
To: Cait
From: Jack
Gee. What a weird question, Cait. Every last drop of alcohol in my place was replaced with club soda. Don't worry! But, I will have to get you back some day :D
Elouise Warrock 12/01/16 -clears throat-
...as soon as we're done watching Telly Tubbies.
Elouise Warrock 12/01/16 -steals infant-
-shifty eyes-
I'm gonna put him in a monkey costume.
Livia Vlcek 11/29/16 *hands her a photo of a puppy*
*smiles* Hai Cait!
*trots off with a piece of toilet paper stuck to her boot*
Livia Vlcek 11/29/16 *jumps out of Caitlyn's bathroom* CONGRATULATIONS!
Camille 11/29/16 "Imma gonna get you ALL the squeaky toys!!!"
Camille 11/28/16 -gasps-
Yes of course! But what happened to the last one?!
Dessa Chambers 11/28/16 Thanks!
*takes offered tictac* The orange wealth is being shared! I'm so honored!
Mackenzie 11/27/16 Mackenzie the jerk. She doesn't try to be. It just happens. She's been a bit out of her element, and frustrated. That comes across as mean, rude, and/or evil.



Honestly, she's just cranky. Very, very cranky. And moody. And, well. It's not been a good couple of weeks for the Irish femme.

But, with Caitlyn walking away, the best she can do at this point is catch the woman's eye and give her a knowing nod when the look is cast back in her direction. She gets it, all too well. And, just like Caitlyn, she too would protect what is hers. Kenz may be moody, but she is also loyal to a fault. "Ditto."

Not another word. Just walk away.
Mackenzie 11/26/16 She must be insane. That's it. Cait absolutely has to have lost her goddamn mind.

Mackenzie stares at the woman, head tilting as icy blue eyes casually flicker up and down the woman's form, and back again. Yes. Lost her mind. But she has to play nice. That was part of the deal, right?

Ugh. No. Cannot. Can't.

"If by orange juice and hugs, you mean blood and-" bad Mackenzie!

Slowly, she leans in, giving the woman one of those awkward, uncomfortable, one armed hugs. "Thanks..."
Elouise Warrock 11/24/16 [text reply]:
Yes, I cooked! It might even turn out well.
Jameson and I dressed the kittens up in little outfits.
Family is great!
Elouise Warrock 11/22/16 [text reply]:
Drugs not hugs.
Elouise Warrock 11/22/16 [text reply]:
Only if she brings the kool-aid and special brownies.
Elouise Warrock 11/22/16 [text reply]:
Who is Lloyd? Gross, no. Stay forever!
The vodka is REALLY cheap here.
Elouise Warrock 11/22/16 To: gingerbread hoe
From: miserable in moscow
Message:
I miss Noah. Bring him. And you can come too. Maybe even Jameson Jr. can come!
Camille 11/19/16
Elouise Warrock 11/19/16 -clears throat-
-gets notebook and pen-
Okay. I'm ready. Hit me!
Elouise Warrock 11/18/16 -squints-
...maybe.
Elouise Warrock 11/18/16 -saucer eyes-
Tell me. I demand to know.
Elouise Warrock 11/18/16 ...do I?
-wide eyes-
Elouise Warrock 11/18/16 -tugs on sleeve-
Where do babies come from?
Jameson Orlav 11/15/16 *scratches head*
Are.. Are you her mom?
Elouise Warrock 11/15/16 -stops, runs back-
-sniffles-
...candy?
-nods-
Okay, fine.
Elouise Warrock 11/15/16 -freezes-
-triggered-
-ugly cries-
-runs away-
Jameson Orlav 11/15/16 *sage nod*
*dramatic echo*
Prudence. PRUDENCE. pRuDeNcE.
Elouise Warrock 11/15/16 I want both!
Satiate my need for validation!
Jameson Orlav 11/15/16 WHO told you-
*mumbles*
Elouise...
*coughs*
I mean.. Elouise Prudence.
*wonders if, like Rumpelstiltskin, knowing her whole name can stifle her evil*
Jameson Orlav 11/15/16 *girly screams*
Elouise Warrock 11/15/16 Don't worry! No drugs until he's 16.
-scowls-
I'll kick her lily white ass to be the God Mother.
I earned a promotion! Camille doesn't hang out with Noah and feed him!
Elouise Warrock 11/15/16 -blinks at-
Rigsby? ...fine.
I accept this name. I'm the God Mother, right?
I want to introduce this child to fun things. Like drugs.
Elouise Warrock 11/14/16 ...oops.
You didn't hear it from me!
-makes gimme hands-
Do I at least get to hold Jameson Jr.?
Elouise Warrock 11/14/16 -pft's-
Right. Not "my" baby.
-uses air quotes-
I'd give it a great name. Like Jameson Kingston Orlav Junior!
Elouise Warrock 11/14/16 First, I'll kick his ass. Easy.
-huffs-
Second, you can't name my baby Rigsby!
Elouise Warrock 11/14/16 Yes, pictures!
-scuffs floor-
Or if I could just borrow it for a few weeks...
Elouise Warrock 11/14/16 To: baby mama
From: cabbage patch kid
Message:
I haven't gotten baby pictures yet and I am
OFFENDED. I'm very maternal now, thank you.
Jameson Orlav 11/14/16 *flounces in shades of gold*
Jameson Orlav 11/10/16 *hands cloaked in oven mitts*
*claps together, then waves at*
*bends at the knees a little, like a catcher*
OKAY. I'm ready!
Elouise Warrock 11/10/16 Elouise looks down at her phone, reading it over a few times to make sure she'd gotten it right.

Baby?! Gross. Children are awful.

[text reply]:
new phone, who dis?
Elouise Warrock 11/10/16 To: Kay Toe Lane
Message:
I thought I said stay AWAY from the brownies and kool-aid!
Jameson Orlav 11/10/16 *wide eyes*
WHAT?!
Jameson Orlav 11/10/16 Whens this kid coming anyway? I need someone to watch cartoons with.
Camille 11/09/16 -ears perk-
-gasps, grins, palms patting against the tops of her thighs-
What's that? Who's a good girl? That's right, you are!
-coughs, shifty eyes-
Jameson Orlav 11/04/16 [text reply]
You silly nugget. When you
go into labor you won't be
going anywhere.
...Are you sure there's just
one?
Jameson Orlav 11/04/16 To: squeakytoy
From: le doc
[message]
Well.. Depends on your definition of
licensed. Technically, no. But that
doesn't mean that I don't have the
experience!
Lisbeth Salander 11/04/16 [cants head] The lip ring? No. I found it quite pleasurable. [gives a crooked smile]
Lisbeth Salander 11/02/16 Congratulations on achieving the elusive 20! And the first werewolf no less.. [toys with lip ring] I think ..maybe.. I can spare you the taser just this once.
Briahne Dancescu 10/31/16  photo Happy2016_zpspewdlkpg.jpg

"Congratulations on RANKING to BLACK BEAST!!!!"

Sofia Johanneson 10/31/16 Much congratulations and applause for your hard work and ranking. You are an inspiration to all beasts and a credit to the Crew and Realm!
Dr Van Helsing 10/31/16 Rank 20! Very well deserved.
Livia Vlcek 10/31/16 Congorats on Black Beast! *hive fives*
Marah 10/30/16 "Congrats here have a drink."
+ hands her a bottle of Captain Morgan.+
Kat Steel 10/30/16 WTG!! Congrats Cait! *hands you an Orange*
Jameson Orlav 10/30/16 *sighs and laughs*
Yeah, alright, you're welcome. Enjoy, and consider it my congrats for your hard work.
*grabs candy, stuffs into his pocket*
*plots wifes doom*
Jameson Orlav 10/30/16 *glances over his shoulder*
*looks back to cait*
Let me guess.. Plastic?
Of the MasterCard sort?
Jameson Orlav 10/30/16 *narrows eyes*
*perpetually suspicious of shenanigans*
Thanks for..?
*eyes cart of orange merch*
Ronan Boru 10/30/16 Congrats on the rank 20.
King Of Nazareth 10/30/16 *Congrats Caitlyn on ranking to 20...
Elouise Warrock 10/30/16 ...I vote yes to the power suit and to the swimming pool! It's okay, Camille will love it!
Elouise Warrock 10/30/16 No, no. I can get it later. Right now we've gotta buy you the most expensive everything ever!
Elouise Warrock 10/30/16 And we'll get clothes and shoes and whatever else you want!
...some oregano.
-coughs-
I mean, no oregano. Today is about y-o-u!
Elouise Warrock 10/30/16 -loves, smothers and worships-
You're getting a lifetime supply of orange juice courtesy of Jameson's credit card!!
Elouise Warrock 10/30/16 -heavily pets-
My precious...
Jameson Orlav 10/29/16 *eyes wide*
Waffle.. Tacos..
*chases after*
Livia Vlcek 10/28/16 *picks up a tic tac and pops it in her mouth*
*blinks a few times*
*cants head and ponders* Maybe yes? Except without the hippos, the marbles or the fun.
*offers her a chair to sit in* I will choose the Batman with the horns and pink unicorn, please.
*squints* Why is he riding a unicorn...through the house.
Livia Vlcek 10/28/16 *eyes widen at the word 'Batman'*
*grabs a cone to 'help' Caitlyn*
*noms the frozen dessert* Are they the plasters with his face or just the bat signal?
*looks around at the quite humble apartment she's residing in* Um, see, funny story...my house was lit on fire and I had to move here.
*shifty eyes* After the Hunger Games in Slovakia...
Livia Vlcek 10/28/16 *lifts her head from the book she's reading*
*wonders how Caitlyn got into her home*
*ears perk at 'Italian Ice'* Is is for my broken nose or my blackened eye?
Elouise Warrock 10/28/16 You can have all of the special brownies you want after baby!
Elouise Warrock 10/28/16 -swats-
Say no to drugs, Cait!
Elouise Warrock 10/28/16 If it's on the fridge and has my name on it, assume the worst!
...and if Camille makes Kool-Aid or brownies, also expect the worst.
Camille 10/28/16 ALLOFIT! Don't trust any one but me. I've always got your back.
-little crazy blinks-
Camille 10/28/16 -slaps away orange juice from Caits hand-
Don't drink that, its poison! Or, well, its never oregano around here.. Bunch of druggies.
-frowns-
Jameson Orlav 10/27/16 *bursts through door*
WHERESMYCAKEPREGGERS.
*narrows eyes and crouches*
I will attack a pregnant lady for cake!
Elouise Warrock 10/27/16 -gasps-
Careful with my funfetti!
-keeps chasing, gets winded-
... I'm gonna go take a nap! Don't drop that!
Elouise Warrock 10/27/16 ... did you just steal my monthiversary cake?!
-chases after-
I'm gonna bust your gingerbread ass!
Elouise Warrock 10/24/16 ... I was thinking it would make for a great surprise!
Right after I tell him we're handing out toothbrushes instead of candy.
Elouise Warrock 10/24/16 -shifty eyes-
Yeah... right... Jameson will totally get some.
Elouise Warrock 10/24/16 ...can I also get a taco?
Elouise Warrock 10/24/16 I'm dressing Noah up as a little Jameson. It'll be great!
We're just going to run around with knives and fire!
Jameson Orlav 10/21/16 Of course. Do I look like some kind of monster?
*snatches, starts to gnaw on churro*
Say, is there anything about me in there?!
Jameson Orlav 10/21/16 *eyes churro like a puppy dog*
Diary? What do I care about your diary?
*tries to snatch the treat*
Elouise Warrock 10/18/16
Elouise Warrock 10/17/16
Elouise Warrock 10/17/16 -big sigh-
Okay, you can have the squeaky toy back.
Elouise Warrock 10/17/16 -wide eyes-
... it wasn't me!
Elouise Warrock 10/14/16 He's... he's super busy right now, with like... puppy...stuff.
-scrambles off-
Elouise Warrock 10/14/16 ...Princess Buttercup does!
Camille 10/13/16 I'd give Mrs. Orlav a pat down. Rumor has it she's funding a puppy orphanage. Or maybe Jameson is funding it unknowingly. Either way, she's probably hoarding alla the squeakies!
Jameson Orlav 10/13/16
Jameson Orlav 10/12/16 To: Cait
From: Jim-Jam
[message]
Heard through the grapevine that you're feeling blue. I've got a pill for that. I am a doctor you know. Come see me when you're ready.
Elouise Warrock 10/11/16 -feels forehead-
Are you feeling alright?!
Elouise Warrock 10/11/16 Don't cry!
...want an orange popsicle?
Elouise Warrock 10/11/16 *launches water balloon at*
Elouise Warrock 10/10/16 Really? Then I guess the other four puppies I have hiding in my room won't be a problem either. You're so good at giving advice!
Elouise Warrock 10/10/16 No. But that's only because I don't spend time with them. Puppies... probably a different story. It's okay, I'll just make him think it was his idea.
Elouise Warrock 10/10/16 -shifty eyes-
But what if he gets jealous? This puppy is obviously more lovable. And I'll cuddle with it more... and give it more treats.
Elouise Warrock 10/10/16 ...I got a puppy. I need help convincing Jameson to keep it.
Elouise Warrock 10/07/16 -...sh!t-
I'll... I'll be right back.
-scampers off-
Jameson Orlav 10/07/16 *stares*
*looks around suspiciously*
When did we get a dog??? *pets*
Elouise Warrock 10/07/16 There is no feeling better!
-shifty eyes-
Not for at least nine months.
-whispers-
I'm having a little Jamie!
-definitely isn't-
-but who's going to call her bluff?-
Elouise Warrock 10/07/16 -drops the tool-
Who am I kidding?! I can't hurt you!
-jumps on-
-smothers-
Elouise Warrock 10/07/16 -toys with said screwdriver-
Sooooooo sorry about this, Cait, but I'm going to have to cut your eyes out. It's nothing personal, I promise.
Elouise Warrock 10/07/16 -innocent whistle-
-also has a screwdriver-
Caitlyn, have you seen my shiirtless husband anywhere?
Jameson Orlav 10/07/16 *has PTSD flashbacks*
Jameson Orlav 10/07/16 *hops up onto the counter next to her*
Cait. This woman tried to beat me to death with a slice of pizza. HIDE ME.
Elouise Warrock 10/05/16 Not poison, no. We can smoke it, and then go watch Mary Jane dance, if you want. Just don't tell Jameson.
He'd be jealous either way.
Elouise Warrock 10/05/16 You're not going to need ice cream.
...
Yet.
-gentle pat-
Are you familiar with our good friend Mary Jane? It's why Jameson is acting so weird today.
Elouise Warrock 10/05/16 -snickers-
Okay. Come on, Caitlyn. I'm gonna make you the cool mom.
-drags-
Elouise Warrock 10/05/16 -stops-
-reconsiders-
You don't have to get drug tested anytime soon, do you?
Jameson Orlav 10/05/16 *glances around suspiciously*
Of course I'm a doctor!
*cough*
... Can I get some vodka with that orange juice?
Jameson Orlav 10/05/16 *wobbles in*
*stares, narrows eyes and furrows brow*
Caitlyn Hasselhoff!
*whispers*
I think my wife poisoned me.
Elouise Warrock 10/05/16 It's the special ingredient to Camille's brownies. I think I'll just...
...
Give it back.
-backs away slooooowly-
Elouise Warrock 10/05/16 I didn't see any spaghetti...yet.
-opens bag-
...
-sniffs-
This...isn't oregano. Abort! Abort!
Elouise Warrock 10/01/16 Of course I want him to have the best! That's why he has me!
Elouise Warrock 10/01/16 ... I'm supposed to say yes, right?
Elouise Warrock 10/01/16 I'm sure, but mine are obviously softer and better and match my room!
Elouise Warrock 10/01/16 Is it stealing if they were mine to begin with?
Elouise Warrock 10/01/16 ...I just thought it was a contract promising we'd be kind of nice to each other. Jameson steals all of pillows!
Elouise Warrock 10/01/16 If I had known marriage involved sharing blankets tacos I would have never gotten married!
-huffs-
Jameson Orlav 09/30/16 Oh my god. Ohmygod.
Jameson Orlav 09/30/16 Fishy Friday? No.. FIESTA Friday!
.. Or something?
Jameson Orlav 09/28/16 *stomps up to*
*may or may not have Elouise slung over his shoulder*
*wags his finger at*
Caitlyn Hasselhoff Noire!
Do you know how expensive paper children are? Toner? Ink? MACHINE MAINTENANCE?
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 I'll tell Jameson it was all your idea!!
-scampers off-
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 -gasp-
What?! Those are horrible names!
-pouts-
If I have fifteen more children, their names are gonna be Grenade, and Bullet, and Cannon, and Missile...
-taps chin-
Great names. I should definitely be a mom.
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 -big eyes-
I don't want babies! Don't make me have babies!
-lip quivers-
Tell Jameson I don't want any real babies! Fake ones only!
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 -shakes head-
No, he's Mr. Warrock!
-gags-
I changed his shampoo, hopefully he stops smelling like cheese feet soon!
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 -gasp-
Jameson is your ex-husband?!
-knits brow-
Now I'm gonna have to kick his a-s!
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 If I tell you who it is you have to promise to love me anyway!
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 Him... him no one.
-swallows-
I didn't marry anyone. This ring is fake.
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 ...I told you nothing.
-flashes ring-
-looks around-
Don't worry, it won't last for long. I have to kill him now.
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 He steals my shoe all of the time! I mean...
-coughs-
-shifty eyes-
Never mind.
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 -shifty eyes-
No reason in particular. Death, you say?
-nodnodnods-
That seems a lot cheaper. Thanks for the tip, Caitlyn!
Elouise Warrock 09/28/16 Do you know any good divorce attorneys?
Jameson Orlav 09/28/16 *lady screams and drops is bowl of Mac n' cheese*
Jameson Orlav 09/27/16
Camille 09/26/16 That's the best idea I've heard all day!
Elouise Warrock 09/26/16 -scribbles this down in a notebook-
You should totally write a parenting book!
Elouise Warrock 09/26/16 I have a question referring to the ethics of motherhood...
-shifty eyes-
-lowers voice-
Is it bad to steal money from your kids? Even if they're zombies?
Jameson Orlav 09/24/16 Jameson hears a thump against the door to his office, but through the clear frosted window, he doesn't notice the silhouette of any person or.. Thing.

"What the.."

He removes the glasses from his face and downs the last bit of bourbon in his glass before he pushes from the desk and answers the door.

But he's greeted by a whole lot of nothing, besides a squished taco at the base of his door and the shrill sound of vacating child laughter.

"When did we start recruiting children..?" Jameson speaks into the air, and with a shrug closes the door and heads back to his paperwork.
Elouise Warrock 09/24/16 -hears something slam against her door-
-crawls under bed-
itisnotspaghettiitisnotspaghetti...
-whispers to herself-
-forms fetal position-
Elouise Warrock 09/24/16 Those are perfect names! He's so smart, just like his favorite babysitter.
-pats herself on the back-
Elouise Warrock 09/24/16 Of course Noah can come! I hope he has 500 good names.
Elouise Warrock 09/24/16 -taps shoulder-
Since it's Saturday, I thought we have a nice, relaxing day.
-shifty eyes-
As soon as we dump the ant farm I bought all over Jameson's underwear drawer.
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 Gimmebackmytacoslady!!
Elouise Warrock 09/23/16 TNT would be more fun but... okay. Fine. Candle is it. Let's go!
-drags-
Elouise Warrock 09/23/16 -hops around-
And then we'll go get frozen yogurt!!
Elouise Warrock 09/23/16 Do you wanna go play in traffic together?
-sweet smile-
Sofia Johanneson 09/22/16 Fia didn't recall hearing any babies crying and was wondering where this child was hiding. "Ahhh he doesn't live in the kitchen, does he?
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 He can't quite help the way his head tilts to the side. In an apparent display of anger and frustration, it would appear that Caitlyn was absolutely fuming from her ocular orifices. Jameson found it kind of confusing.. And also extremely interesting. He wondered, inwardly, how exactly that worked...

"Your ridiculous oranges." The man begins, brows both raised curiously over his invasive stare. "While I may have assumed that you'd be able to play along without tattling to miss pointy finger... You could have just asked if you wanted them back that badly."

A decisive frown pulls down at the corners of his mouth, twisting his face into an expression that was wild with bemusement.

"And then she starts spouting off about oranges, vitamin c and pregnancy. I thought to myself... Caitlyn? There's no way. I haven't heard a peep."

Now the frown seems to flip upside down. "Something you'd like to confirm or deny, maybe? Say, in exchange for the entire crop of your oranges?"

Did he just bribe a potentially pregnant lady? Yes. Yes he did.
Jameson Orlav 09/22/16 Jameson face contorts. Ever the grumpy Gus. The woman begins to flail around like one of those big, nylon monsters outside of a car dealership. Caitlyn screeches, and makes a big deal out of nothing. Women! (He'd have it printed on his gravestone).

"Caitlyn!" He snaps, hoping to draw her attention back to reality. Did he mean fat? No. But he's pretty convinced that everyone is conspiring sabotage against him.
Elouise Warrock 09/21/16
CAITLYNHELPIACCIDENTALLYSETEVERYTHINGONFIRE!!!
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 "..What.." Jameson shakes his head, hands dropping from his hips as he takes a step forward. He's looking around, eyes darting as they often do when he's trying to be sure there were no unwelcomed parties privvy to their conversation. "Your friend Khloe paid me a visit."

The Doctor simply cannot help the eye roll that graced her name.

"But she said.. Well I didn't know... ANYWAY." Clearly unable to do words he instead points to her belly and eludes to the news that the girl had dropped on him.
Jameson Orlav 09/21/16 "Caitlyn Schwarzenegger Noire."

Jameson's hands fall to his hips while a testy foot taps impatiently against the cold floor. Yes, the man appears to be channeling his inner southern housewife.. Its a thing that happens when your entire existence has been encompassed by women.
"You've got some 'splaining to do."
Sofia Johanneson 09/20/16 Hmmm Fia didn't really smell the feet. -or- she was too used to the smell of dirt for it to bother her. How bad could it be, really? Still she didn't want to lose a chance to bond with her new crew-mate.

Love to have your company! I'm not the best cook indoors, I'm a little better around a campfire. You *do* have fire extinguishers, yes?

Fia gave an impish smile. She was kidding -- mostly.

Elouise Warrock 09/20/16 Wow. You're smart, and nice! You're definitely the better twin!
-shifty eyes-
I stole this from Jameson's room.
-removes orange from her pocket-
Sorry it's a little... squished.
Elouise Warrock 09/20/16
… Were you in my room last night?
Camille 09/20/16 -le gasp-
The teary eyes; the wobbly lip. Wassa matter?!
-frowns-
Jameson Orlav 09/20/16 *grumps*
*drops video into an envelope to be delivered to Caitlyn*
*scribbles letter to go along with it*
Happy Taco Tuesday
Love, Dr. J and the Fruity Crew.

Sofia Johanneson 09/19/16 Fia was working to get acquainted with her new Home and those who also dwelt in it. Passing by the friendly citrus-lover she had to stop and comment.

"Hi again, everyone is so nice, and um, thanks for the warning. He does smell a bit... taco-ish. Kind of made me hungry."

She nods to the room at the end of the long hall where the kitchen was - her final destination. " I was thinking of heading out for groceries soon and was curious... pulp or no?"

Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *creeps through profile*
*has an iPod with the pink panther theme song playing on repeat in his pocket*
*carefully evades all women*
Elouise Warrock 09/19/16 -smiles-
You're so smart.
-pats-
Elouise Warrock 09/19/16 Would you believe me if I told you Jameson was one-hundred and ten percent my b!tch?
Sofia Johanneson 09/19/16 Smiles at the offering and the warning.

Thank you for the sagely advice, I shall keep that in mind for future... interactions!

The juices doesnt actually "go" with the buttery popcorn still permeating her sharp senses but she gratefully washes it down anyways. She leans forward a bit curiously after looking around... "How will I know which one is..... Jameson?"

Jameson Orlav 09/15/16
Jameson Orlav 09/15/16
Elouise Warrock 09/13/16
Jameson Orlav 09/13/16 Let me show you...

Elouise Warrock 09/12/16 -bounces up and down-
And then after, we'll have ice pops! I'll even put all the orange ones aside for you!
Elouise Warrock 09/12/16 Oh, no. We're definitely burning his jackets. Just because I'm a morph-mom doesn't mean I can't have fun!
Elouise Warrock 09/12/16
Caitlyn! Look at Jameson and I’s morph baby! He takes after his father. We named him Trigger.
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16
Elouise Warrock 09/12/16 We should have a fire party! We can burn all of Jameson's leather jackets!
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 It was actually Lamesons idea to start the war. He said to me:
'Jameson, if you take all the oranges, you'll be the ruler of the kingdom.'
+plus+, how can you master a fish taco without a spritz of citrus?!
Doctor Horrible 09/11/16 -Doctor Horrible jumps through the door and holds finger guns at Caitlyn.-

Pew Pew! Bang Bang! Whats up little miss Orange THANG

-Feels more awesome for doing that to the juice lady-
Elouise Warrock 09/07/16 You're the wise older woman I've been looking for! Camille just keeps trying to fondle my eyeballs.
-leans in closer-
-whispers-
I think she's planning to steal them.
Elouise Warrock 09/07/16
Jameson Orlav 09/06/16
It appears that I have underestimated your gall, General Noire. My mistake. Game on. You'll never see your precious oranges again!
Jameson Orlav 09/06/16 *screams*
WHEREAREMYTACOS!???!!?!
Camille 09/06/16 Jameson is not going to be happy. I think he was having a fancy collar custom made for Lameson... It was his only friend. The tacos better not be cancelled!!!
Camille 09/05/16
I dunno, I think kitty looks more like a Meowncè!
Jameson Orlav 08/31/16 There she is. Unsuspecting. Jameson has her in his sights, and he's hidden safely behind the confines of some unnamed inanimate object. What a sight he is, this fool. Let's paint a picture:

Camouflage. Lots of it, wrapped around him in various forms of fabric. It covers his pants and his long sleeved henley, and the matching bandana tied around an unfastidious excuse for a head of hair.

And yes. There's paint. Streaks of mud colored warpaint dragged across his mug by dirty fingers.

He means to start a war.

Jameson is strapped, literally, with two criss-crossed holsters which are secured across his torso, and his artillery is heavy.

Super soakers. The likes of which are of a phenomenal caliber.

"Well, well, well," He spits, dramatically. Increasingly over the top as he drones on, "Finally we meet." What the hell is he on about?

At his sides, his weapons are drawn, meaty fingers on each respective trigger and ready to fire at any given moment.

"T'was I who took your precious oranges, and it is I who shall reign supreme over the citric kingdom!!"

Damn, he's lost it.

Just then, Jameson fires, taking aim at one of Solitudes most feared generals. From his guns, a never ending stream of brightly colored orange juice pours, spraying in all directions. The man sways back and fourth, like a scene straight out of Scarface. He yells, an outpour of warcries billowing from his lungs while he 'shoots' up the place.

There's probably a hint of maniacal laughter in there, too.
Camille 08/31/16
Oh God, what have I done...
Camille 08/29/16 butwhatif!!!
Camille 08/29/16 *whispers*
WHAT if there's an intruder?! OR WORSE!!
*shrieks*
A GHOST??
Camille 08/29/16 Cait, darling... Don't freak out... Camille's eyes widen, I found a trail of orange peels... But all of the oranges are gone!
Jackson McCarthy 08/13/16 Text to: Cait
Not that I can recall...but if they did I probably punched them in the face. Why do you ask?
vamp_goku 06/30/16
Kat Steel 06/26/16 CONGRATS ON POTD!! :D
Jameson Orlav 06/07/16
Jameson Orlav 06/06/16 It looked a little more like..

But in my defense, it was taco Tuesday.
Jameson Orlav 06/06/16 Del Taco has security cameras... Don't ever let anyone convince you otherwise.
Jameson Orlav 06/05/16 Ironically enough, tacos were the entire reason I was in that mess!
Briahne Dancescu 05/25/16 "Doing wonderfully well, how's your boy and you? it's good to see you again."
Briahne Dancescu 05/25/16 "CAITLYN!!!" Smiles! "Hi."
Elouise Warrock 05/13/16 I am capable of behaving myself sometimes!
Jameson Orlav 05/10/16 They.. Uh.. They're heavier?
-cough-
Jameson Orlav 05/09/16 You know what? I think that's a solid yes. I can do a lot more damage with an orange than I can with a taco..
-Evil smirk-
Jameson Orlav 05/09/16 Complimentary?! You know, good tacos are hard to come by these days. Though I can proooobably be persuaded to whip something up!
Bastion Lennox 05/02/16 Thank you
Jameson Orlav 04/29/16 His first. First successful steal. The first time he had reached inside the pocket of an unsuspecting victim and hadn't been greeted with a mouse trap, or an angry lass with a pocket knife. Oh, and how sweet this victory felt.
You were successful in stealing $959.00 from Caitlyn Noire.
Yes.. Almost a thousand dollars. He would be feasting on tacos for months to come.
Jameson Orlav 04/29/16 *shakes head and gurgles*
*can't do words*
Livia Vlcek 04/28/16
Jameson Orlav 04/28/16 "Ho-ly sh_t.
Holy sh_t! That's the most pizza I've ever seen in my life.."

Jameson is on that mound of pizza boxes almost immediately, grasping at the edges of card boarded bliss in order to alleviate Caitlyn of the heavy load........ And then he's going to devour every single slice, even if it kills him.
Livia Vlcek 04/28/16 *looks over shoulder at the word Onix*
*sees Psyduck*
*trips while she laughs hysterically*
Livia Vlcek 04/27/16 *smacks Caitlyn with Mr. Mime* MR MIME I CHOOSE YOU!
*runs*
Jameson Orlav 04/27/16 Pizza. Pizza. Two syllables that, when used together, created a word so melodic that a sirens song would pale in comparison. Jameson fights back at the urge to feel excited, stomach growling as soon as the beautiful word rolls off of the woman's tongue. But then, she laughs awkwardly, and what comes next is a sort of 'haha, just kidding' that deals a blow to his hunger pangs.
"You- What- There's no pizza?!"
Livia Vlcek 04/27/16 *leans back from squinting eyes* Why...are you looking at me like that...*raises brows innocently*
Livia Vlcek 04/26/16 Oh yes, of course. *grins* I kid. I don't eat meat. Usually. *makes the face*
Jameson Orlav 04/26/16 Hell. Yes.
Livia Vlcek 04/26/16 *mocks contemplation* Are they edible? *is a vegetarian...she kids*
Livia Vlcek 04/26/16 *whispers quietly* Your house or mine?
Livia Vlcek 04/26/16 *pokes and whispers* I might need a plaster...maybe some orange juice.
Livia Vlcek 04/26/16 Right? *makes the face back*
Jameson Orlav 04/25/16 Good news..
Livia Vlcek 04/22/16 *laughs* No, no. I'll keep those under wraps. *blinks*
Livia Vlcek 04/18/16 *furrows brow* How long is 'awhile'...
*shakes head* Nevermind. I'll keep my scars.
Livia Vlcek 04/18/16 *cants head* Is that why you have such a youthful glow?
*ponders* Do they get rid of scars?
*grins*
Livia Vlcek 04/18/16 *catches and rolls around on the ground with* Not.hyper.at.all.
*loves on* Orange juice is delicious...especially from the trees you planted in my courtyard.
*shifty eyes*
Mackenzie 04/11/16
vamp_goku 04/01/16
Elouise Warrock 03/19/16 "Matches are harmless, thank you!"
Jackson McCarthy 03/16/16 Text to: Cait Uhhhh...I have NO idea where he got that from. But, uh, tell him I say hookers is not what we use to describe women. Ever. Because, I've totally never used that term before in my life. Ever.
*totally thinks that went over swimmingly*
Elessar 03/16/16 "I just need one bi enough to disappear into so I can be with my own thoughts." Elessar replies with a smile.
Elessar 03/14/16 "Fair to midland." Elessar says with a smile, then ask warmly, "Know anyplace where I can get myself an office?"
Estelle Kingston 03/13/16

"Because it's tasty..."
Elessar 03/13/16 "Tea not necessary, my friend." Elessar says warmly, then continues, "How's life treating you?"
Elessar 03/13/16 Offering Caitlyn some OJ, Elessar says warmly, "How are you?"
Elouise Warrock 03/12/16 "Feed them matches? No! Just diet soda and mentos."
Elouise Warrock 03/05/16 "I'm super good with kids! I babysat a little boy once. He just loved matches! Yeah! Totally didn't see him for the rest of the night."
*scratches head*
"Or ever again, for that matter... But then again, I guess your house burning down would upset anyone, am I right?"
*innocent smile*
Elouise Warrock 02/23/16 Not to toot my own horn, but MS Paint is my b*tch.
*beams*
Elouise Warrock 02/22/16 Look at your pretty face, plastered everywhere!
Sabina Fairchild 02/22/16 Congratulations on being on the front cover, ma'am.
Briahne Dancescu 02/22/16 "Caitlyn!!! Lookie lookie who's on the front page! Congratulations! ORANGE JUICE ALL AROUND!"
Camille 02/18/16 Text to: Cait
Message: Someone stole all of the juice. THE JUICE, CAIT. WHERE IS ALL OF THE ORANGE JUICE!

*twitches and presses send*
Jackson McCarthy 02/16/16 *Has a sudden orange craving*
*Raids Cait's fridge*
*Takes all the oranges*
*Runs away*
Jack Horton 02/13/16 So what's the first rule of Triplet Club?
Elouise Warrock 02/07/16 Of all orange, food related products, cheese is best.
Elessar 02/07/16 Hugging Caitlyn, Elessar says warmly, "Been too long since we ran together, my good friend."
Mercy Prescot 02/04/16 *Runs over and hides behind*

*Hands a bag of fresh oranges*

If a midget in a smoldering clown mask comes by and asks question...you saw nothing.
*Shifty eyes, innocent grin, then runs off* Enjoy the Oranges! Luff ya!
Adara Litvinova 02/03/16 *dies laughing* I am pretty sure that with John; he would just proclaim they were married and it would be so. *nods sagely*
Adara Litvinova 02/03/16 *squees* YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
Buutttt... *ponders* I have an idea!
*screams* WE SHOULD BUY AN ORANGE GROVE!
Raven Black 02/02/16 Raven smiled seeing it was her old leader and bowed her head "hello Caitlyn it's good to see you as well and I'm happy also."
Elouise Warrock 02/01/16 Oranges are sinfully delicious.. so there's bound to be some sort of punishment.
Elouise Warrock 02/01/16 So if you get orange juice in your eyes, do you go blind or does your body just absorb it for its nutrients?
Adara Litvinova 01/29/16 *Addie was overexcited*
*this was not normal*
*but she nearly tackled Caitlyn in her exuberance*

I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING! We totally NEED an ORANGE JUICE MOONSHINE! We have to get to work on that!!
Mercy Prescot 01/24/16 Sees the familiar face and grins as she approaches. "Long time no see boss. Good seeing you again...I believe I've something you'll enjoy..." Reaches into on of her jacket pockets and retrieves a flask, then offers it up. "It has oranges in it." Grins.
Regginea MacFowlen 01/23/16 "I'd really like that actually. Perhaps we could set up a play date sometime and let our kids meet as well. My little Echo is almost 4 and doesn't have many kids even close to her age to play with." She offered Caitlyn a quick, but sincere, hug. "Let me know when you're free and we'll plan something out!"
Marah 01/23/16 " Welcome to the Den. They say be scared of Bears but I like bears. If you ever want to hang out look me up." +grins+
Adara Litvinova 01/23/16 Now for wedding plans. Noah and Ella... 2036! Yaaaaaaay! *squishes*
Regginea MacFowlen 01/23/16 Shade approached her old friend with a small smile. "Welcome to the Den! It's nice to see another familiar face around here. Of course you don't need any of my help, but I'll still be around."
John Doe 01/21/16 John Doe Fact #335: John Doe can resist assimilation, you can not. Resistance is futile.
Jackson McCarthy 01/20/16 It's cool, I'm here for ya, Cait.
John Doe 01/18/16 John Doe Fact #471: Orange juice concentrates on John Doe.
John Doe 01/18/16 John Doe Fact #712: When life hands John Doe lemons he makes orange juice.
John Doe 01/18/16 John Doe Fact #743: When John Doe wants orange juice he stares hard at a bag of oranges until they wet themselves.
John Doe 01/18/16 John Doe Fact #423: John Doe destroyed the periodic table, because John only recognizes the element of surprise.
Briahne Dancescu 01/01/16 Happy New Year Pretty Wolfess.
Briahne Dancescu 12/05/15 "Caitlyn!!! Thought I caught your scent around the realm. How've you been? How's your son? I have a pressie for him so please come by the house, you've not been there anyway. Great to see ya! Hugs!
Camille 10/12/15 Apples? Apples?! Oh, ew! #oranges4lyf #dontwantnoapples
Sprew 09/23/15 All mine
Briahne Dancescu 09/21/15 To my favourite wolf: congrats on the front page chica! Looking great as always! Huggles!
lacigam 09/21/15 Grats on POtD! Hope you have a wonderful day! :)
Camille 09/21/15 Oooooh, look at that purrrdy face up all over the Realm! *winkwink*
Camille 08/06/15 But.... Can I eat it!?! *shifty eyes*
Camille 08/03/15 *tackles and luffs on*
Julliet Swan 07/19/15 As she stepped out of her apartment, she'd nearly fallen over the huge case that had been awaiting her. Jack! As she read the note, Julliet could barely contain herself. With great effort, Julliet pushed her large package into her living space before slamming the door closed behind her.

She was off to find Caitlyn.

Thankfully, she knew the girl well enough to know where to find her. Julliet nearly ran the entire way, but when she approached the house, she saw the orange lover outside. "CAIT!" She yelled as she came at Caitlyn with full running force and jumped on her, wrapping her limbs around the other woman's body, her heart racing with excitement, as she was sure Cait's was racing with a different kind of [off-guarded] excitement.
Camille 07/18/15 *nods* Yes, love kicks are fun. Or just kicks in genrral. Pow pow! Come back soon okay?
Livia Vlcek 07/18/15 *grins* Oh yes...yes we can. Just say when. I'll be waiting with bells on. *plots*
Livia Vlcek 07/18/15 *stops crying* Oooo...I like that. *jumps up and attackles* Love you Cait. *snuggles*
Camille 07/18/15 Forced love tackles are the best kind! While you were gone there was an orange juice shortage. Now that you're back, we can jam it down the throats of unsuspecting citizens once again! *big grin*
Livia Vlcek 07/18/15 *rolls over onto back* Livlyn? I kinna like that...*ponders* But you'd be the cooler twin. *horror* I kissed your mom...we can't be twins. *cries harder*
Camille 07/18/15 *gasps* *chugs orange juice with lightning speed* *runs after and tackles* Is this real life!!? Don't run from my love!
Livia Vlcek 07/18/15 *ponders* I think I might have a jar of that...or can find some. *taps lower lip with index finger as she thinks* I do wash their little leaves off though. I keep them shiny and pretty! *cants head* When you coming home and reopening...I think some of yours got sick of me. I just can't replace you, to them! *cries* I'm not cool like you! *throws self to the ground all dramatic like*
Livia Vlcek 07/18/15 Thank Gods! I need more vegetables and fruits...I have too much meat in my diet. *coughs* I have your orange trees tucked away safe and secure in my courtyard. They miss you. *sniffles* They cry little tears...I try to comfort them.
Livia Vlcek 07/18/15 *screams!*
*attacks with love* You're back?!
Elessar 05/07/15 Walking by while sharpening his sword, Elessar says warmly as he tosses her a small pouch of orange juice, "War happens, and if it is my time to fight and die at your side, then I'll be here for you."
Camille 04/23/15 *eyes widen* Ooooh, it would be do pretty! Sparkle everywhere.... *chuckles"
Camille 04/21/15 *squeezes out a few fake and not at all overly dramatic tears* Wow, I can't believe this! I'll smack him right in the juice drinker!!!! *Shifty eyes*
Camille 04/21/15 *stares* UMMM, I know you didn't have some secret wedding without inviting me?! *lip wobbles*
Elessar 02/13/15 Smiling gently, Elessar replies as he reaches into his robes, "I am doing fine. I have better days. As for the tea, not to worry, I always seem to have some hidden nearby.
Elessar 02/12/15 Stepping from the shadows, Elessar offers Caitlyn some OJ as he says warmly, "Long time no see, my beloved dear. How are you?"
Sprew 02/06/15 I have Deeeeeeep pockets for a reason..
Mercy Prescot 01/31/15 *Smiles and nods* Sure, I'd love to. But only if I can Irish mine up?
Mercy Prescot 01/29/15 Oh boss lady! *appears with an impish grin* I was robbing...er um...visiting a store when I found something I think you'll appreciate. *Hands sealed bag of chocolate coffee beans*
Mercy Prescot 01/25/15 Thanks boss, yeah I'd like to come home...kinda miss placed my key though, *shifty eyes* I think the undertaker stole it.
Nathaniel Tallios 01/20/15 Nathaniel ran up to Caitlyn quickly, standing in front of her. "Okay, don't hit me or hate me or anything but there's something I need to be sure of." The next thing that happened... well... no one really saw it coming. Nathaniel grabbed the werewolf and pulled her into a brief kiss. When he pulled away he thought for a moment. "Yep... just like I thought. It's like trying to kiss one of my sisters." He then shuddered a bit in horror as he let Cait go. "Okay, well... let's pretend like that awkward moment didn't happen and move on." Nathaniel then walked away, rubbing the back of his neck.
Camille 01/15/15 My, what a beautiful singing voice you have!

>.>

*confetti bombs*
Camille 01/07/15 *stares at new profile* Ooooooh, pretty!!
Raven Black 01/02/15 Raven heard about her leader having POD and walked up to her and smiled "Congrats"
Camille 01/02/15 POD!!! WOOOOOOOO *throws glitter everywhere*
Dr Van Helsing 12/28/14 Greetings Miss Noire
Julliet Swan 12/22/14 At the mention of Jack, Julliet couldn't help but smirk as she temporarily removed the cancer stick from her lips and let it rest between two fingers. How could she have nearly forgotten? "Jack sounds just fine." She replied as she slipped an arm around Caitlyn's waist and began to walk back towards the sanctuary headquarters. "I bet your office would do just the trick." She insisted happily.
Julliet Swan 12/18/14 The blonde embraced her leader in her arms graciously. It felt wonderful to be back. "I just had to take care of some things..." She whispered as she rubbed her cheek against the smooth surface of Caitlyn's hair. "I'm sorry I didn't give you much warning." Her own pale blue eyes fought back some extra tears. She slowly pulled away, her limp arms dropping to her sides before her hands began fumbling around in her pockets. "I could use a drink. Join me?" She asked as she slipped a cigarette between her lips and lit it quickly.
Julliet Swan 12/16/14 She cleared her throat before twirling a strand of blonde lock around a finger. She leaned in and questioned in a soft voice, "Miss, can you show me around? I must have lost my way." Her shiny pink lips curved up into a playful smirk as her blue eyes glimmered with subtle excitement.
Briahne Dancescu 11/29/14 "Good idea Cait, one bowl and glass of OJ coming right up!"
Briahne Dancescu 11/23/14 Bri rushes to her friend with the newspaper. "Lookie who's on the front page! SQUEEEEEEEEEE! Congrats Cait!!"
Livia Vlcek 11/05/14 *makes the face*
River Song 10/10/14 And The Doctor scoffs at me being an archaeologist! *signs her orange* I think I'm doing just fine!
Nathaniel Tallios 10/02/14 Nathaniel snuck into Caitlyn's office with a handful of tools as he leaned in a bit front of her desk and got to work. "I put this here... and this there..." He whispered softly to himself, knowing he was there in the room by himself. By the time he was finished, he had set up a basket full of oranges on the werewolf's desk but underneath was the real present: A plastic container of apple juice rigged to explode and cover whoever picks an orange off the pile. "I love ya and all Cait but I gotta get back into my pranking ways. I can't get rusty." He chuckled a bit to himself as he grabbed the rest of the stuff he brought and quickly went on his way, making sure everything else was exactly where it was.
Jackson McCarthy 09/27/14 Paperwork. Good lord. He’d never signed his name so many times. The only thing he was familiar with was the look the officer gave him when he pulled out Caitlyn’s bail in cash. He obviously didn’t look like the type that actually worked for his money…Well, not the kind of work they believed in. Jackson wasn’t cut out for the whole nine to five deal. And for a moment, Jackson worried the officer may just haul him into a room and question him. Instead, he shrugged, processed the payment and told Jack to hang tight while Cait went through the process of being released.

Finally, she emerged, looking like they had put her through the ringer in the short time she was there. It was disheartening to not see her being her bubbly self. “Don’t mention it. I’d come rescue you anytime. Makes me feel useful,” he smiled, attempting to lighten her mood. He wasn’t good with crying females and he could see tears in her eyes.

C’mon, let’s get out of here. I’ll take you wherever you want to go. And maybe you’ll let me in on just how you managed to get yourself locked up.” Jackson rested his hand on the small of her back, and placed a soft kiss to her temple before he led them out to the parking lot. They reached his bike, he got on and held out his hand to help her on, "Hop on, love."
Jackson McCarthy 09/23/14 Why couldn't Eden be here to deal with the emotional part of this issue? He would do what he could to help Cait, after all, she was who he went to when he finally returned. Aside from Eden, she was the only one he'd known for longer than a few months. They once ran Lune together. That wasn't a relationship he could turn his back on. But the emotions just weren't his strong point. Knowing him, he'd probably end up saying something to make the situation worse. So he chose not to say too much yet.

"It's okay.." he spoke softly.

Once at his bike, and waiting to see where he had to go, he popped open a compartment on the bike and grabbed a cigarette and a lighter. He heard Cait asking someone where she was as he lit the stick and inhaled. A sound of the receiver being moved and a gruff voice was on the other end now

California State Prison. And the line went dead.

Did the moron not realize there were about five prisons that identified themselves as California State? Checking back at the number she called from, he realized then why the number seemed familiar. The area code was for the next city over. Which, hopefully, meant she was in Los Angeles. He'd be there in just under an hour if he ignored the speed limits.

Once there and getting through the ridiculous amounts of security, he was lead to where he could sort things out.

"Can I help you?" A middle aged man was sitting behind a glass window asked when Jackson approached. He apparently drew the short straw.

"I'm here to bail out Caitlyn Emerson."
Jackson McCarthy 09/23/14 He recognized her voice immediately, without her even having to say. But she sounded off. So unlike her usual self. Still, the sound of her voice was a breath of fresh air. The only voices he heard lately were of the guys he fought or the skanky girls that hung around the fights, hoping to go home with one of the fighters--preferably one that hadn't been beat.

The brief smile that had graced his features dropped as she kept talking. She was trying to remain composed, yet he could tell she wasn't lying when she told him she was scared. He was already getting a shirt on and shoes, skillfully keeping the phone against his ear and spoke to her as he dressed, "It's going to be fine," he hoped he sounded calming enough. He wasn't exactly skilled in this department..luckily she wasn't scared of him."If any of them hurt you, you remember who they are and I'll deal with them when I get there."

Jackson grabbed his keys once he was dressed and was all ready out the door, heading to his motorcycle. "Do you know where you are?"
Jackson McCarthy 09/23/14 The days lately blurred together. He didn't know if it was a Monday or a Friday, but frankly, he didn't care. His life had a routine again, eat, drink, fight, drink, sleep. Rinse and repeat. Even trips to Cancun didn't help him much. It was worse there than it was out here. Regardless, it had been months since Eden had disappeared and this time, there was no finding her. She didn't leave anything behind. He never really thought things would progress the way they had, but he should have known something would happen. It always did. They had a toxic relationship and somehow, something always tore them apart. This time, he was finding it hard to move on.

Passed out on the couch, the shrill ringing of his phone pulled him out of his coma. He searched the table for it blindly, and came up empty. "Sh*t.." Sitting up, he felt the phone in his pocket and pulled it out with the intention of hitting end and going back to sleep. But something about the number made him hit accept.

There was some mumbo about accepting charges for the call. He muttered a yes, and was connected through to the caller, "Hello?"
Armando Ramirez 08/14/14 Stepping out of the kitchen hearing Caitlyn's growling then crying out his name, Armando all but ran toward her wondering what in the h3ll was going on. After skidding to a stop, his black biker boots screeching on the floor beneath him, he looked to her then the jar then back again. ”Oh ****!! How could this have happened? NOOO!! The horror of it all! What criminal mastermind would do such a devious and sadistic thing as this?”
Jackson McCarthy 08/13/14 *goes to wash hands*
*smells the booze*
*looks around*
*drinks straight from tap*
Jackson McCarthy 08/10/14 Rum friends?
*ponders* Did she kidnap people?
*wouldn't put it past her*
*goes to get a drink*
*realizes, belatedly, what she meant*
*figures she's long gone by now*
*plots her demise*
Jackson McCarthy 08/10/14 *blinks* Oww..
*picks up orange*
*calls after her* "Gee..Thanks!"
Livia Vlcek 08/04/14 But...It's gonna be so tiny just on chur face. *blinks* How about a back piece! *runs to grab tattoo gun*
Livia Vlcek 08/01/14 *lifts brow* You dun want Starry night painted on you? *makes the face*
Livia Vlcek 08/01/14 *gasps* It's even the right color! *snicks* Ima paint Starry Night on you...*plots on where to start*
Livia Vlcek 08/01/14 *scribbles on so she isn't blank*
*draws hearts and stuffs on her*
*a little unicorn*
*maybe a carebear*
*has a brilliant idea*
*trots off looking for her oil paints*
x Nerull x 06/09/14 *Snickers* "Oh my...nobody's touched me like that in centuries" *Cackles*
Julliet Swan 06/05/14 *gets a running start*
*pounces on*
*loves forever*
Elessar 06/03/14 Dusting himself off from the whipping he just got, Elessar says with a warm smile, "Nice hit there you got, Cait...next time, maybe you give me a chance to hit you back."
Briahne Dancescu 04/30/14 Briahne bounces all around Caitlyn, "lookie lookie who made the front page!" Congorats darlin!
Eden Kennedy 04/15/14

You did what? With what?
Eden Kennedy 04/13/14 The feels when all the girls keep hitting on your man:
Eden Kennedy 04/12/14 *watches from afar, creeper style*
Livia Vlcek 04/09/14 Livia looked at the bottle similar to the one she had given Caitlyn. The contents were orange however and the Slayer figured the orange obsessed Lycan had probably gifted her some of the woman's special orange juice. Which, of course, was awesome. Livia like orange juice and Caitlyn's was like, off limits to the world. With a meek smile and nod, Livia slipped the bottle into her coat pocket.

"About 1035am..." Her brow furrowed. "And yes, I spend most of my time training. Nothing else to do with Ryan gone all the time." She gave a small laugh. "But, thank you very much. I can't wait to try the OJ!"
Roman Pierce 04/08/14 HURRY HURRY!
Briahne Dancescu 04/08/14 Oofs, luckily the blood she carries from her own family and long dead mate has helped ... a lot! "God Cait, I am still reeling from all of this. It just happened so fast..." The Romanian hugged her closely just like she did with Phoebe and Miya. "Thank you so much for being there for me, for us." Bri wipes tears of relief away.
Nathaniel Tallios 04/08/14 "Yeah, I guess I'm lucky... if you could call it that. It would have been better if someone else were here with us."
Roman Pierce 04/06/14 Depends...How much do you have?
Roman Pierce 04/06/14 Thankies...and no can do, I NEED MOAR!
Livia Vlcek 04/05/14 *stares at bottle of soy milk*
*is unsure what to do with it*
*takes to Caitlyn's house for Noah*
*pours tons of sugar in it on the way*
*deposits bottle on table with a note*
Cait-

Eden left this bottle of soy milk for me but I have allergic reactions to soy products. Gluten free, should be great for the wee one, Noah.
heart
Liv
Eden Kennedy 04/01/14 *runs car through Lune's front windows*

Oops... I think I missed the driveway...
Eden Kennedy 04/01/14 *falls on*
Eden Kennedy 03/27/14 *just stares*
Jackson McCarthy 03/26/14 *Drapes an arm over her shoulders*
Oh, you know me..Here and there.
*Hands her the orange* Knock yourself out.
Keeping out of trouble while I've been gone?
Eden Kennedy 03/26/14 "I do not like them with in a house, I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them anywhere.... lord I'm not reading your kid anymore Dr. Seuss!"

*avoids subject*

No, I think he'll be really happy at the farm... don't need another cat.
Jackson McCarthy 03/25/14 *Blinks*
*Muffled talking*
*Spits out orange*
Well, hello to you too!
Eden Kennedy 03/25/14 "Um, I don't need any oranges. I still have some left from the last one. I really don't like oranges. No I really couldn't it smelled bad I think Mr. Tinkles peed on it."
Eden Kennedy 03/25/14 "So, I threw away that left over orange chicken, it was growing little creatures on it. There was also a baby doll in Noah's room that was dressed in orange, it smelled horrible. I tossed that out to."
Eden Kennedy 03/25/14 You will love it! You need something to get you away form the orange

*thinks*

The cat went to live on a farm...
Eden Kennedy 03/25/14 "You can never make it up to me! But don't worry, I painted your room pink while you were gone. And no, he ran away."
Eden Kennedy 03/25/14 "I shall not forgive you." *sniffles* "You left me alone with nothing but my Tangerine walls to talk to, and that stu-- lovely cat."
Eden Kennedy 03/24/14 You Miss Noire are an abandoner!!!

Next time I will throw all your oranges away!
Roman Pierce 03/13/14 Thanks
Briahne Dancescu 01/25/14 Her cell bounced lightly on the kitchen counter, it was Caitlyn answering back. Smiling thinking out loud..... am I ready.... silly question. Briahne texts back to her. "My place, 6:00pm, don't worry about Drake. I'm making dinner and I even have a high chair for Noah!" Once she was satisfied with what she wrote, the happy girl hit send.
Briahne Dancescu 01/24/14 Bri texts her friend .. Sooo, when you coming over? I want to meet Drake! Noah's got his Christmas gifts over here still ... *bribes you with Orange Juice from California?*
Livia Vlcek 12/25/13 Merry Christmas Cait and Noah! *scoops Noah up* Did Santa bring you everything you wanted for Christmas? *winks at Cait*
Briahne Dancescu 12/25/13 Thank you Thank you for the Christmas card! Look at Noah trying to write! I hope St. Nicklaus brought him lots of toys and good things for him and for you my dear friend!
Elessar 12/25/13 Smiling as he approaches Caitlyn, Elessar says with a warm smile as he offers her a small package, "Merry Christmas."
Elessar 12/14/13 Sneaking into Cait's office, Elessar places oranges around the room and laces a glass of orange juice on her desk. Smiling, Elessar sneaks out hoping he doesn't get caught.
Livia Vlcek 11/23/13 *nods* I threaten them with not visiting you...*sways* And they use it against me.
Livia Vlcek 11/23/13 Patron is such a great chaser for Red Bull. *hiccups* The Frenchies said they missed you. *wobbles* I brought them to visit...*whispers* they demanded it.
Livia Vlcek 11/18/13 I...*laughs* I don't know what to say about my husband's shoe.
*blinks* Tell them to start using the toilet to do their business and they can have Italian ice three times a day.
*cants head* I don't think any of the shops are open that long to have it five times a day...
Livia Vlcek 11/16/13 SO!!! *shifty eyes* Wait...
*ponders* It's going to be after midnight somewhere...so how that works, iunno.
*thinks hard* Is that midnight GMT +8 or -8?
*cries* I'm so confused!
*redirects attention back to the 'deal'* Tell them they can have it once a week or I will have to brush their teeth five times a day.
*grins* OR...they have to learn to use the toilet and the water pick to receive Italian ice five times a day.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/13 *shifty eyes* I used to have pugs but um...they kept eating the pastries and turned into French Bulldogs.
*scowls* They are costing me a FORTUNE.
*hands Caitlyn half the herd, pride, gaggle* You like them hm?
*cants head* Just tell them to stahhhhhhp eating the pastries and to not eat any paint. *blinks*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/13 *walks her herd, pride, gaggle of french bulldogs towards Caitlyn*
*lets out exasperated sigh-sniffle*
THEY KEEP EATING MY FRENCH PASTRIES!
*raises arm to forehead in 'woe is me' pose*
Briahne Dancescu 11/14/13 "CAITLYN!!!!!" Waves her hand ....."Just wanted to say Hi."
Valentin Metzger 11/02/13 Soulless eyes, blue green in color, stared emotionless at the redhead. What did he seek? His heart, a painting.. His girls. The German's head tipped back as he inhaled deeply, thin flesh of his lids closing briefly while thoughts of the two flitted through his head. One with mossy green eyes, the other with eyes that mirrored his own. One an art thief, the other a killer. A cruel smile pulled at his mouth. They had been so proficient at their skills, yet, both had failed their 'jobs' assigned and disappeared off the grid. Yes, they had kept in contact but they never returned 'home' for longer than a day and always demanded public meetings.

"I seek what is mine." Baritone voice responded abstractly, he couldn't divulge the plan. The risk was too great. He would seek them, find them and take them home where they belonged. "But I thank you for your attempt to assist."
Valentin Metzger 11/02/13 "Danke." An arm crossed over his chest until a large fist rest over his heart. "I will keep that in mind, if I cannot find what I seek."
Livia Vlcek 10/31/13 Happy Halloween! *hugs*
Livia Vlcek 10/27/13 *notices the strength in which she throws the box*
*squeezes Cait's bicep*
Ooooo...you got stronger!
*screams in horror as the box bounce off*
You're supposed to wait until I light him on fire!
Livia Vlcek 10/26/13 *eyes widen*
*fumbles for the chocolate bar in her knapsack while the other hand looks for her Zippo*
*screams at Cait* GO GET GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! THAT'S ONE HELLUVA SMORE WALKIN OUR WAY!!!
Livia Vlcek 10/03/13 *gasps* They are so pretty...I do not want to eat them. *blinks* Thank you Cait!
Livia Vlcek 09/29/13 *huffs* Iunno!!He took my skinny jeans too. The Prada ones!*scowls*

Am I gonna be your mom?! Wha?!?! NO! Wait...how does that work? If your mom kissed me...and your dad is wearing my clothes...*blinks* I...I just don't know Cait. *ponders deeply*
Livia Vlcek 09/29/13 It was awful Cait!
*lip wobbles* Your dad filled my bra better than I did!
*shifty eyes* I think...
*moment of realisation* Erm...
*screams* OH MAH GAH!!! YOUR MOM KISSED ME!!
Livia Vlcek 09/29/13 *nods*Yea...your dad is cool...he um...was wearing my bra. *cringes*
*blinks* Your mom wouldn't happen to be blonde, would she?
*eyes glaze over* With pretty blue eyes and very bowed lips?
Livia Vlcek 09/29/13 *glances down at shirt and nods* It's all I could find to wear at the Club.
*pouts* People have taken my clothes...
*glances up at Caitlyn* So um...Briggs is your dad?
Livia Vlcek 09/29/13 *wanders up in an 'I love hot moms' tee-shirt*
*stares at wide eyed*
Livia Vlcek 09/24/13 CAIT!!! *screams* CAIT!!! *racks a round* You sent that damn Scyther to fvck up my hair... Didn't you?!
Roman Pierce 09/11/13 *stares*
*Will haunt and murder you*
*sage nod*
Roman Pierce 09/11/13 *stares*
Ermmm...
*guzzles*
*twitches*
*dies*
Livia Vlcek 09/08/13
*is hit with sweaty jogger...ew germs*
*gasps in surprise...ew germs*
*scrambles for freedom from jogger...ew germs*
*grabs nearest item she can get her hands on*
*tosses bottle of half drank orange juice at Cait* Pony...ta! Tear dat bish up! Erg...I mean, I choose you!
*searches for purrell*
Livia Vlcek 09/08/13 *is hit with hotdog butterfree*
*falls*
*HO DOWN!*
*grabs fallen bun*
*throws at Cait* Venomoth, I choose you!
Livia Vlcek 09/08/13
Livia Vlcek 08/26/13 *gasps and tries to cuddle*
*falls upon*
*instantly falls asleep*
Livia Vlcek 07/10/13 *nods* Went to the gelatto shop. Took lil Roman after we got him some batman plasters for his knee. Kid can eat. *holds out bag with multiple cups of gelatto in different flavors*
Livia Vlcek 07/10/13 *calls after Cait* Waaaaaiiiit! *runs after* I went to the gelatto shop!
Phoebe Kross 06/26/13 The air about Phoebe was different. She had been away for a very long time to detox herself from the Realms torrid drama. Her hand pulled upon the ribbon that kept her hair up in a high pony tail letting it cascade down all about her shoulders. "Yes, its me Caitlyn. I thought I would be forgotten totally around here." She stuffed wrapped the ribbon around her wrist while taking slow deep breaths "So what have I missed?
Briahne Dancescu 06/18/13 Bri sets down a box of Oranges with a huge sign that says Grats on POTD!!!, rings the doorbell, then knocks ...then darts away grinning like a cheshire cat.
Nathaniel Tallios 06/18/13 Well, well, well! Look who's made it onto the front page! Remind me to buy you a fresh gallon of OJ to celebrate!
Elessar 06/13/13 Appearing out the crowd, Elessar has a gallon of ice cold orange juice in one hand and a gallon of amber liquid that also appears to be ice cold as he says, "Hey, Cait."
Livia Vlcek 05/02/13 *falls flat on her face as the bald bystander hits her*
*lifts head up*
*attempts to figure out what exactly has happened*
*stars stars stars*
*shrugs off the male and yells*
DAD GET OFF YOU'RE CRUSHING MAI SMOKES!
*blinks* Um...oops...
*shifty eyes*
DidIsaythatoutloud?
*jumps up and grabs nearest Lycan*
HOUNDOOM I CHOOSE YOU!
*tosses at Caitlyn and runs like the wind*
Livia Vlcek 04/22/13 *tries to wipe dirt from eyes...still*
*is knocked backwards with sheer force of cat hitting face*
*screams like a girl*
*clutches at animal that is attached to said face and flails wildly on ground*
*manages muffled words* Ohmahgah Caitlyn!!!
*flings cat to the side*
*grabs random vampire walking by and flings at Cait* GOLBAT I CHOOSE YOU!
*blinks* Erg...*attempts to crawl away on hands and knees quickly*
Elessar 04/17/13 Being bumped into, Elessar turns around and says as he wraps his arms around his friend Caitlyn, "Cait, you caught up with me, my friend. How are you?"
Livia Vlcek 04/17/13 *screams in pain as dirt clouds her vision*
*claws at eyes*
*blindly searches for a rock*
*throws dog poo found at Cait*
Onix! I choose you!
*scrunches nose*
What's that smell...
Livia Vlcek 04/15/13 *watches Caitlyn fall*
*blinks*
Whadaeff?
*crawls towards the woman's body*
I really think we need to have you fit for shoes...or summin. Maybe have your robe tailored more?
*picks ice off herself*
*tosses at Caitlyn*
*screams* PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!
Livia Vlcek 04/15/13 *is hit*
*screams*
I'M HIT! I'M HIT!
*falls to the ground*
Elessar 04/01/13 Smiling as he looks at the baby and places a finger into the grasp of Noah, Elessar says, "Hey there, little. How are you?" Looking At Caitlyn, he continues, "He's got a grip. I am doing fine."
Elessar 04/01/13 Sneaking up behind Caitlyn, Elessar covers her eyes and says quietly, "Surprise!"
Roman Pierce 03/18/13 Congorats...now gimme the f*cking juice!
Briahne Dancescu 03/16/13 She smiles, holding the newly born Noah in her arms ....she hoped she was holding him right, her mother didn't let her help with her sister much. This was all too new for her. "How'm I doing ..... God Caitlyn, is so hard. He gave me the cross I wear now, it say "Forever bound in love -Your Hunter"." The girl is close to tears, fighting them back hard ... "even his wolf in full crinos form loved me. God gave him the wolf, something lead us to each other, how could ...... why he take him from me?" She wipes away the invading tears and tries to smile again. Seeing little Noah's face helps. "Uhm, orange juice ....dah, please and you more than welcome for gifts, I hope you like them." Strange things happen to people in the realm all the time, she had hoped that they had as much time as many of the others did. "I not help but thinken that this was same vampire that took me, only instead of forcing promise, he killed my mate. Dah, I need to go back soon. Maybe we close investigation and Fane take farm and rebuild. Is not home there anymore, London my home now. You come over to house one day, is plenty of room and Noah can play ....." Briahne catches herself rambling again ...her smiles turns soft as she gazes at the child again. "You have godparents for him yet? Is said in my homelands, child with godparents will never be out of love, ever."
Briahne Dancescu 03/14/13 The Romanian girl hugs her good friend back, with one arm as well, since she bears her gifts with the other hand. She moves in through her doorway, smiling softly at the infant in her arms. "Caitlyn, he's so beautiful", she say placing her hand on her chest. "You are very lucky to have him." Bri's eyes are filled with sadness even though she expresses true joy for Cait's lil one. She sets his gift and hers down to where Momma can look at them in hopes to be able to hold Noah. "May I hold him please?"
Briahne Dancescu 03/13/13 Briahne discovered from Caitlyn's text that she too was in London ... she invited the Romanian to visit her. She does this now. Knocking on the door to where she is, already having been to a gift shop for the baby Noah, Bri waits to be admitted so that she might be able to stay her screams and tears for at least a little while. Children are precious and Caitlyn was blessed with her son. She was dressed in all black, but not a dress or a skirt ... pants, boots and a sweater that was nicely low cut without being advertisingly so. She wished for her mate's cross's diamonds to shine and shimmer, showing all that he protected her still, even from underneath the dirt. Her present to little Noah was a slightly larger sleeper/blanket set with a simple white rose for Caitlyn and a small basket of oranges for her too. With that blanket set is a rattle, it had been hers, non-descript for at first Bri was thought to be a Brian .... neighbors from her homeland made it and now, it belonged to Cait's little one.
Elessar 02/24/13 You are more than welcome to come over to my house at any time, Cait. I have enough OJ for you to quench your thirst all the time, as you are more than welcome there.
Roman Pierce 02/20/13 THE HELL WITH THAT, IT'S ALL MINE...GIMME!
Elessar 02/17/13 Sure would love to have some OJ!! Yo can always get a few dozen oranges over at my house. I am doing fine. How about you?
Elessar 02/17/13 Hey, my beloved and beautiful friend!
Livia Vlcek 02/01/13 What's it gonna take to shed four years? I want it to be four years ago...*hands Cait a bottle of OJ*
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