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Lloyd R Darrow	04/22/18	Because, this is not a democracy. Just because Camille does the weeds does not mean you're allowed. -testy squint- Just one hit will make you gay, Caitlyn. And then we'll have to get divorced!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/20/18
Lloyd R Darrow	04/02/18	Cait I can promise whatever chocolate that was in this house is now in Noah's stomach.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/01/18	Caitlyn The one hidden behind the couch? I think the dogs found most of it first.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/01/18	Cait I hid eggs all over the compound for the boys. There might be some candy for you as well.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/25/18	Caitlyn There are fresh oranges in the kitchen. Love you.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/18	Caitlyn I'm blocking your number.
Briahne Dancescu	03/09/18	Knock knock knock!! "Caitlyn, are you home?!?!?"
Lloyd R Darrow	03/08/18	Caitlyn You're not serious.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/05/18	Cait Excuse me? Babies? Plural?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/15/18	Cait Did you enjoy Valentine's Day?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/11/18	Cait I am not reluctant.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/18	Cait You're the most gracious person I know, Caitlyn. I'm only joking. I'll be home soon.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/08/18	Cait You know I don't like people.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/07/18	Cait Where do you keep finding these people?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/31/18	Cait I just wanted to be alone. I'll be alright. Love you.
Briahne Dancescu	01/30/18	Text Caitlyn: Thank you for the invite, I'm in town, done with this past job and dinner sounds great. As far as help goes, probably but I have no idea where he is....nor if he's even alive or with nother....groan. Is it too much to ask to be happy?
Briahne Dancescu	01/29/18	Text to Caitlyn: Honestly, if I'm going to be alone, why stay married?
Briahne Dancescu	01/18/18	Text to: Silly Orange Juice Loving Lady From: Cold as ****e female pretending to be married....... He's not coming back, it's been six months and he's not coming back is he? WTF I do to him to deserve? Is no .....this is not good! What should do'en .......what should I do now?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/15/18	Something had changed within Lloyd. The further he succumbed to the will of his wolf, the more personality he gained. It was as if the more he lost himself, the more he gained. It was not an immediate change, but the progress showed. Lloyd was.. Different. "Cait?" He wandered into the living room, a broad smile on his mustachioed face. A smile, sincere and completely unlike him. "How's my little one doing?" He would plop down beside her, a hand resting on her midsection. That Lloyd was excited about this child would be another surprise. "Boy or girl, do you think? I wouldn't mind either." He then leaned in, a kiss placed against her brow. "What would you like to do this Wednesday? A nice dinner, I think. Call a sitter, and all that."
Lloyd R Darrow	01/14/18	Cait I got you a present.
Camille Hammond	01/12/18	-eeps- Cait! Green popcorn!? Doesn't that mean it's gone bad!?!
Lloyd R Darrow	01/11/18	Cait .. Sure. If you want to snuggle, we can.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/11/18	Cait I was trying to seduce you. Did it work?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/10/18	Cait How can I see it when it's still inside of you?? Yes, I'll come. But you have to come here, first.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/10/18	Cait Doctor's appointment? For what? We already know you're pregnant.
Camille Hammond	01/09/18	-wipes dirt off of her arms and face- -pouts- I just wanted some orange juice!!! Caitlyn Darrow handed you one hell of a beating Although... -shakes dollar bills- You were successful in stealing $202.00 from Caitlyn Darrow. This'll do. Thanks mom!
Lloyd R Darrow	01/09/18	Cait Where would you like to go for our Wednesday date?
Tucker Reid	01/09/18	spins gently, steering back towards her bedroom No, ma'am. Remember? You have an emergency stock in a refrigerator in your closet. Where is Lloyd? Isn't he supposed to be monitoring your juice walking?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/06/18	I will not encourage the boys to eat like those nonsensical vegans.. -boops her nose- You'll eat the popcorn the way God intended, and that's that. -affirmative nod-
Lloyd R Darrow	01/06/18	-grunts- No, leaves would not* taste good. -wraps arms around, carries- I'll make you some popcorn, and you can pretend it's leaves*.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/02/18	Yes, darling. Gallons. -offers his hand- I got them a new Lego set. They'll be busy for hours.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/01/18	-folds arms, leans against doorway- I don't know... A gallon? Two? -innocent whistle-
Lloyd R Darrow	12/31/17	Cait I absolutely am using you. Come out of the bathroom and I'll make some fresh squeezed orange juice.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/30/17	Cait I love you, but more importantly, I love my unborn child. You are simply a vessel.
vamp_goku	12/25/17	Marry X-Mas and happy holidays!
Lloyd R Darrow	12/04/17	In the practical sense, Lloyd is incapable of 'freaking out'. Nothing about his emotional intelligence is normal, so it only stands to reason that he not elicit the responses Caitlyn expects from her husband. Instead, he allows her the physical comfort of holding him close, and in turn tucks her into the protection of his arms. "Given the difficulty with your inner-beast, and Rigsby.. We should air on the side of caution with this pregnancy. The last thing I want is you hurt or disappointed in any fashion." He sucks in a shallow breath, his pulse picking up a more rapid beat. Despite the dread, a genuine sort of happiness filled him. Lloyd loved being a father, the strange dichotomy of the lifestyle they provide keeps him tethered to humanity (even if only by threads at times). "Are you happy about this?" It's a soft question, due trepidation and hesitation in his voice. While vulnerability is not a suit he wears well, he does afford the effort of complete honesty with his wife.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/26/17	Lloyd watched in his normal, expressionless manner as she revealed her truth to him, leaving him, naturally, to supply her with a response that would assure her that he was very much not angry. He loved his wife, there could be no assuaging him from such affections. However, to say he was expecting such an admission would be a lie. Lloyd made plans. He preferred control, needed it, really. They had agreed to wait, yet biology had seen fit to throw a cog in his otherwise finely tuned machine. He had delayed all plans to have children of his own for many reasons. First and foremost, he loved Noah and Rigsby, and they were as much his children as any born of his flesh. Which then led to the prospect of having a child of his own, and all of the possible horrors that promised. He was a monster - no testament to humanity existed in his body. He was malicious, cruel, and remorseless. A killer. He didn't want children of his 'own', for that very reason. He saw what the beast had inflicted on himself and his two siblings, as well as Jane's daughter. He couldn't bring himself to consider what a beast of his own design would inflict. Still, he chose to mask his own unbridled terror, arms reaching over to envelope Caitlyn in the security of his love. "I could never be angry with you, Caitlyn. A child can only be a good thing, and you and I are good partners." But he was certain this child could only be a very, very bad thing.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/15/17	Possessing an inordinate ability to sense when his wife is keeping something from him, Lloyd is prepared with an arsenal of orange related products - prepared to seduce the truth out of her with food and drink if necessary. "Hello, darling." He offers that disarming and charming grin of his, a manufactured smile by the definition of it. He's trained himself to exhibit emotion. It's not that the man doesn't understand happiness and contentment, he's simply incapable of a genuine display of it. "So, what's the news?" He leans in her direction, a kiss placed squarely on her forehead. He stays within arms length, allowing his superior size to influence her into being forthwith with her delivery. "Is everything 'okay'?"
Jace Remington	11/11/17	Jace appears in the vicinity of wherever Caitlyn is. He is dressed head to toe in a sharp black suit. His face is set into hard lines. Blue eyes are cold as ice. The jovial air about him is notably missing. This is not typical Jace. The man is angry, but composed. “Caitlyn.” He clasps his hands behind his back. “I hope you’re well. I’d stay and chat but need to get back to my wife. Onto business… I know how important family is to you, so I thought you would like to know your nephew was hunted yesterday.” The German accent leaks out, a telltale sign of his upset. Atom isn’t his son, he’s Sarah’s, but he cares for Atom, and he’s failed them both. “Two other members were hunted. Requiem is no more.” He reaches into his jacket breast pocket and produces a cell phone, which he hands to Caitlyn. It contains information straight from his account on who did it, and confirmation of Atom’s, and Requiem’s, fall.
Camille Hammond	11/11/17	-squeal screaming- YOULEFTMEFIRSTITSNOTMYFAULT. -clings- When is... tea time!?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/10/17	Lloyd was quick to return home. The man would always be at his wife's beck and call, especially is something seemed.. off. He wanders into the kitchen, having come bearing gifts of fresh oranges and squeezed juice, extra pulp. He pours a glass, knowing Caitlyn will comically appear soon after. Whatever she needed to discuss, he was prepared.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/08/17	Cait Everything okay?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/04/17	Cait I can be home right now. Is something wrong?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/17	"We're not going to discuss it. Not like this." He gestures towards Rigsby, held captive in his other arm. He and Noah both were still far too impressionable. "It's not a 'no', just a 'not now'." He knits his brow, finding himself growing perplexed at her paranoia. So, he stands up, careful not to bump into the clutter of the closet with Rigsby in hand. His free hand reaches down in offering to Caitlyn. "I'll solve that right now. There's no use wallowing in a closet, Cait. Let's go get some fresh air, alright?"
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/17	The man keeps a comforting hold on her, breathing calm and even. The raggedness is in his own mind, which faces to find a cure for her anxiety. He doesn't know how to help her, or where to start. Because Lloyd Darrow is a killer for sport, and his conscience died long ago. "No, Caitlyn. How I feel..." He wants to spare her the details. She doesn't deserve to have it weighed upon her mind. Not with everything else. "Sadness isn't something I'm accustomed to." It is as finite a reply as he can manage. And then his entire focus shifts. "Later. I can't possibly leave you like this." Perhaps his calmness at her little, life-changing confession will speak volumes of his character. But Lloyd is unaffected. His loyalty, first and foremost, are to his wife. "If you're pregnant, you'll still be pregnant a few hours from now. Right?" It's a small joke, and he frowns at the delivery. He's never been one for cleverly placed humor.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/17	There's a wariness to the gaze her projects at her, taking the time to lower himself to his hands and knees and crawl amongst the hanging clothes. He turns, back pressed against the same wall as hers. He lets out a quiet sigh, hands reaching over to take Rigsby and plop the child in his lap. He wraps one arm around the toddler's midsection, his free hand moving to gently thumb away her falling tears. He's incapable of expressing his distress at her distraught status, as the man is always calm. Tempered. Unable to show, often, how he truly feels. There is a duality to his nature - man and beast. In many ways, that dual nature has been a battle, humanity sacrificed time and time again. However, none of this prevents his ability to be tender with his wife, and to comfort her as she grieves a necessary action. Lloyd leans over, pressing a chaste kiss against one of her rosy cheeks, verdant eyes measuring hers. "You're a leader, Caitlyn. And you did what you felt was right. He may have been a child, but he took the gold robes upon himself. No one asked him to." He watches his tone, attempting to balance reason, and the fact that he sees no fault in a death, cause or no. "You have me, no matter what you do. I am your partner, and I will be your shield and your comfort in all things. Whatever you need, you know I will be here." It's a half-truth. Lloyd knows he often isn't around when she needs him. It's his greatest failure, but at least he keeps himself in check. "Just tell me what you need, and I'll make sure you have it."
Nate Mishal	10/19/17	"What the fck is wrong with you? Jesus H, is this what I have to deal with now? Fcking idiot mortals on this god forsaken hell pit of a globe?" He's pretty much talking to himself now. "I GET IT..." and now he's talking to the sky. "YOU WIN! I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU AN AR$EHOLE!" for emphasis, Nate shakes the bundle of shirt in his hand at the clouds before shoving it back on. "LET ME COME HOME!" Nope. Nothing.
Nate Mishal	10/19/17	How didn't she not get the hint? Was she f*cking deranged? Tapped in the head? He'd all but spelt it out for her. Stupid b!tch. "What the hell are you talking about? Knock knock, what?"
Lloyd R Darrow	10/19/17	It's a slow process once he enters the house, stowing away his wallet and keys in places he would remember - hanging his coat on just the right hanger - checking to see that everything in the house was just as he left it. In this one aspect of his life, Lloyd commands control. The house is his domain, and his obsessive, compulsive nature demands order. It's a difficult ticket to cash when married to Caitlyn Noire, but it seems she hasn't wandered far in the past few days. There's the obvious ring of a glass of orange juice on the counter - dishes from the boys dinner in the sink. But other than that, the house is calm, orderly and quiet. Too quiet, if he's thinking of it. He ascends the staircase, stepping quietly down on the hall in stocking feet until he reaches their room. Catching the scent of Caitlyn and the boys, he quietly pries open the door and kneels down. "And what, may I ask, are we hiding from?"
Nate Mishal	10/19/17	Nate reaches to remove the cigarette from between his teeth. It's hand-rolled, yellowing and somewhat ominously scented. He flicks it to the side before making a show of peeling off his shirt, his hair left in complete shambles as he reaches out, smirks and drops it at the strangers feet.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/19/17	Cait Drop your location.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/19/17	Caitlyn I'm back in London. Where are you?
Elis Griffyn	10/18/17	"Your friend?" Elis wiggles enough to unbury his face from her hair, spitting out a few stray strands as they attach themselves to his tongue. "I don't know how good a friend I can be..." he admits as their tight proximity brings the 'thump thump thump' of her jugular ever closer to his newly 'off the wagon' lips. Still, he loosens himself enough to wrap his arms about her waist and shrugs.
Elis Griffyn	10/17/17	Practising his sleight of hand, Elis slips his wallet from the inside of his jacket into the front of his jeans, deep into his underwear. Convinced to its security within his, ahem, nether regions, he holds out his arms and wiggles his fingers. "C'mere, you."
Elis Griffyn	10/17/17	Ugh. A woman crying? Errr... "You...need a hug?"
Elis Griffyn	10/16/17	HaHA! My years in the Chamberlain's Men pay off. You fool, you fell for my wicked acting skills.
Camille Hammond	10/16/17	She's almost gone deaf, honestly, when she picks up the phone and brings it to her ear. Camille is always excited to hear from Cait, so of course she'd worn a grin from ear to ear. But now, with the high pitched shrieking, Cami senses that something is, well... off. Obviously.. "Cait? CAAAAAAAAAIT!" She has to scream in order to garner her friends attention. "What the fvck are you on about!?"
Elis Griffyn	10/16/17	I needed that! Ugh! My life!
Camille Hammond	10/15/17	Cait Then we bring them to an AA meeting so they learn how to use them properly!!
Camille Hammond	10/15/17	Cait I don't know??? Do we really use AA's very often? .. Do you think there will be free food? If there's free food I'm definitely going.
Camille Hammond	10/15/17	Cait Um... Acronyms and Abbreviations? 🤷‍
Dovima Bastet	10/11/17	Heard you like oranges. Made these for you!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/09/17	Cait No, I'm just trying to give you something you'll appreciate.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/08/17	Cait I'll take that as a maybe.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/08/17	Cait I keep trying to get you the perfect present. How do you feel about severed heads?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/08/17	Cait That is such an enticing offer... You can have Netflix if you promise not to talk.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/08/17	Cait You can have Netflix when I have my progeny.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/08/17	Cait Why? Interested in making #3?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/03/17	Okay..
Lloyd R Darrow	10/03/17
Lloyd R Darrow	10/03/17	-smirks- Oh, I know. I've got good genes. -beckons over with a finger- Which is why we should put them to good use.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/03/17	You're the sexiest thing I've ever seen. -tries to wink- -isn't good at emotions-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/03/17
Jackson McCarthy	10/02/17	*Cait* lol yas! So glad ;)
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	You can have all the trophies you want. -boops her nose- It may degrade the meaning, but I'll install some shelves. -squints- Red wine. Grape juice for the boys.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	-slides into kitchen- You didn't burn it! -soft chuckle- Should I get you a trophy made
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait If you cook, I'll eat.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait I'll check him out.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait I love you, too. Yes, Henry and I were friends.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait I don't have emotions. Those questions are all invalid.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait I didn't say I was mad?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait Fine.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait Yes, I did. I'll smile once a day if you don't talk to him anymore.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/30/17	Cait You knew Henry Ballentine?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/29/17	Cait [video rec'd] Impossible. I'm already here!
Lloyd R Darrow	09/29/17	Cait [video rec'd] Are you coming to the gym, or what?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/28/17	Caitlyn I'll have my secretary schedule a fake meeting. That's what I have Dummy clients for.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/28/17	Caitlyn No, but I can be home in fifteen minutes.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/28/17	Caitlyn I'd prefer if you came and spent some extra attention on me at present.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/28/17	Caitlyn Dr. Phil is a tool.
Jackson McCarthy	09/28/17	*Cait* Orange? Orange who?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/27/17	All the text meant, simply, was that he was working from home. Still, his very poor sleuth of a wife tracks him down, not that his his heightened sense hadn't already detected her. He set the documents previously in his hands aside just as she collided with him, eliciting a solid 'oof' from his lips. "Hello, darling." He would reply, his tone and mood always steady and calm. Almost unemotional. "I can certainly do my best if you want brownies. If all else fails, we can eat the batter."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/27/17	Caitlyn I'm not going into the office today. And Desperate Housewives is the only good show.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/27/17	Caitlyn You haven't come to bother me today. Is everything okay?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/26/17	Caitlyn Are you angry with me?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/25/17	Caitlyn I'm on my way home. Why would you come to my office?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/25/17	Caitlyn God Christ. I do not dress like a clown.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/25/17	Caitlyn You should watch a trailer for 'IT'.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/25/17	Cait What would you like to do on Wednesday?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/24/17	"Watch me do it? No Caitlyn. That's.. I'm not going to do that. You don't want* to see it. I can promise you that." His grip on her momentarily tightened, his own shame causing his muscles to tense up. Verdant eyes shut tightly once again. He knew honesty was the only solution, now. "If I left, Caitlyn, because I ever thought myself capable of hurting our family.. It's doubtful I'd return." The words were terse are they forced themselves from his lips. "Jameson knew, I presume he was the only one outside of my family. Elouise assured me all the files were destroyed before she escaped, but I can't trust a promise from her*." Once again, as he gradually calmed down, his eyes reopened to look upon Caitlyn, head shaking gently. "The drive within me.. It's linked to my lycanthropy. The beast dominates my conscious, every so often. It's a powerful force, too powerful to ignore. And if I ignore it long enough.. Scary things start to happen."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/24/17	He wanted to laugh, but he felt it inappropriate, given the topic of conversation. "It's not so cut and dry, darling. I hunt only those who are truly despicable. Do you understand? You're not even close. You and the boys are a better testament for humanity than anyone else I know. You, Caitlyn, are nothing like the people I kill." His words seemed oddly romantic, because, for Lloyd, they were. However absolutely absurd that sounded. "You, and Noah, and Rigsby, you will never be harmed by me. And if I ever* felt I was a danger to the three of you, I would leave." His throat clenched at the very thought, but it needed to be said. He'd come to the edge so many times, always in a deadlock with his beast that suicide often seemed the best route out. There was a time he had hoped Doctor Orlav would have been able to treat him, but those days were long gone. Moscow had felt like his last hope. "Jameson Orlav, before whatever mess he got himself into, brought me into The Order for very specific reasons. It had nothing to do with the legal work I performed, Cait. It had everything* to do with my genetic make-up. To distinguish man from beast, and potentially cure my lycanthropy." He sucked in a calming breath, leaning into Caitlyn's touch. "I'm doing everything I can. That's a promise."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/24/17	"My love for you and the boys has always* been sincere. I'm capable of many things, but pretending to love you any less than I do just isnt possible." Lloyd's eyes finally opened, a pang in his chest nearly winding him as he watched her process. "I know I should have been honest with you. But how could I have been? You started all of this, and I was too afraid to ruin it." He drew in a shallow breath, his inner-beast commanding violence, action. It wanted blood. But Lloyd would satiate its eternal hunger. "I hunt people who murder others.. Who rape, and abuse. People not worthy of decent society." He understood the hypocrisy. He knew he was just as unfit. But he had forced himself to make his public life decent. He wanted to be the man that Caitlyn deserved, and selfishly, knowing he wasn't, he hid his true nature. "You have to understand, I would never hurt you or the boys. The three of you are my world. What keeps me sane.*" Knowing he had no right, but insisting anyway, he reached out, bloodied palm attempting to grasp at her wrist. "I love you, and I always have. And when I thought you were happy with someone else, I stepped aside, because I knew I was never worthy of this sort of comfort. I'm sorry, Caitlyn. And I'll go if you ask."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/23/17	"Abandon my family? You always know when I leave, and I always come back. Would you prefer something happen? Prefer I hurt you? Or the boys? It's a delicate balance within this body. You understand your own beast, the way I know mine." Lloyd recoils as she steps closer, his skin hot to the touch. "Jane knows the rules." His frustration, his own insecurities and fears of her presence were emotions she was still ignorant to. He was an excellent fabricator, after all. He had kept the ruse up the entire length of their relationship. But, perhaps after Rouen, something in Lloyd had snapped. His last shred of decency had died with Rena Chaussepied. "You shouldn't want a child with me." He replied in an even tone,nails digging so deeply into his palms they nicked and drew blood. "We're all the same. My father, Jane, Freddie, all of us. Margaret, no doubt, will grow up to be just like her mother, and there's nothing I can do to help her. There's no guiding this. There isn't any fixing the breed that we are." Bile rose in his throat, but he fought it back down as he finally looked upon her, a deep shame clouding his eyes. "What if I told you I was a killer? And that I enjoyed it? That's what's key. I like* it. And I'm never going to stop. If I don't feed the beast, you can't even pretend to imagine what will happen." Lloyd's eyes squeezed shut, breath shallow, haphazard. "This is me. And I'm never going to change. But when I'm here, I'm present, and I'm with you and the boys, and it's safe. And I only kill people who deserve it*." Mostly. Unless innocent people got in the way.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/23/17	"Good Christ, Caitlyn. What do you want from me? I didn't create Jane. I try, actively, every waking minute, to make sure I don't lose the parts of me that you love. It's easy to live like Jane does. It's a very simple choice. I can't apologize enough, but her being my kin is out of my control. I'm sorry, Caitlyn, truly. I know that I disappear. But you wouldn't love me if you knew half of what I am." He could feel the dam starting to crack under the pressure of her investigation. He wanted to break, to flood her with the truth of his life. But he couldn't. Selfishly, he wouldn't sacrifice her. "I don't know what sort of man you expect me to be. But I'm not Dane, or Drake. I'm not going to disappear without a trace. What else do I have to do to prove I'm committed to you? Do you want a child, Caitlyn? Do you want me to erect a goddamn statue in your honor? Tell me what you want from me, so I can stop playing catch-up for once."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/23/17	"Do you actually think that of me?" He inquired, visibly offended as he took his phone and drew back from her. He can feel the angry heat of his own beast rearing its ugly head. "I don't know what the magic words are, to finally drill into your mind that I'm not going anywhere, but I seem to be missing them. I can't have this fight with you, Caitlyn." His hands find his car keys which had been set aside on the counter in between them. "I'm not having an affair, physically, emotionally, or in any other possible sense of the term. I have no interest in anyone but you. But this isn't my fight anymore, Cait. I told you, and you don't trust me. And, believe me. I understand how incensed I'd be if some other man sent me a racy picture of you. But I didn't delete a single email or text message. It's all there, whether or not you believe me is your problem. When you can get a level head about this, we can discuss it as the married couple that used to trust one another. I have enough to deal with when it comes to Jane. I don't need to come home and perpetually be on the defense with you as well." The man stood back, breath heavy with the frustration of his tone. "I'll take the boys out for a few hours. When you want to have a sensible conversation, understanding that I do, in fact, love you, you can call me."
Ella Donovan	09/23/17	To:cdarrow@arcadia.gov Fr:e.donovan@valarmorghulis.org Subject: Re:Re:Drinks Maybe, you should ask Lloyd.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/23/17	The man reached for her phone, verdant eyes squinted in frustration as he read over the email. "Honestly, darling, I don't know what to tell you. She and I were friends, if that. I can give you my phone, if you honestly don't believe me." And, in an act of total transparency, he did indeed slide his phone across the counter towards her. "She pressed her luck with Jameson Orlav, too. Perhaps she has a thing for married men. I don't know her intentions, Caitlyn, because I know mine. I have zero interest in any other women. Period. Would you like me to speak with her? I'm happy to inform her just how incredibly inappropriate such an email is."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/23/17	Lloyd didn't bother to reply. Instead, he grabbed his keys and left the office without further hesitation. He wasn't going to have that conversation over text. It left so much to be desired in terms of explanation. And truthfully, Lloyd didn't have one. How on earth had the woman gotten a picture of him shirtless? He wasn't sure. So, after biding a patient ride home, Lloyd entered the house quietly. And, following the scent of burnt popcorn, discovered Caitlyn in the kitchen. "Ella is a friend, to put it politely. As for the picture, I have no explanation. I've never knowingly been shirtless in front of her. We worked in The Order together, and that's and the limit of our personal and professional relationship. Okay?"
Lloyd R Darrow	09/23/17	In the middle of reviewing a few files, Lloyd paused when Caitlyn's name flashed across the screen. Scooping up the phone, he tapped away a response before returning to his work. Cait I'm at the office. Is everything okay? I can be home in 20 minutes.
Ella Donovan	09/23/17	To: cdarrow@arcadia.gov Fr: e.donovan@valarmorghulis.org Subject: Drinks Handsome. When are we going to get together for drinks again? I'm holding this picture hostage until you succumb. ;) [pic attachment] -Ella
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	Crooked.. spaceships? -confused- -shrugs- Whatever you want to watch. Your choice.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	-grabs her hand- -knits brow- Damn it, Caitlyn, I'm not going anywhere. -sighs- And I am happy. Don't be silly. Are you?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	Why would I need cheering up? I'm never cheerful to begin with. -narrows eyes- Is something else the matter?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	-groans- Cait, what the hell? Throw those away! -snatches baggie away- Do I have to chaperon you, now?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	-tilts glasses- There's no such thing as a 'banana nut'.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	"He isn't coming, because he doesn't know Jane is here." He emphasized, brow raised to implore the hint. "No one does. And I want to keep it that way. I don't know what sort of trouble Jane is it, but it doesn't need to go further than Arcadia." He let out a short sigh, deflating as her hands overtook his. "I think it's a conversation better had for when the sun is in the sky. Don't you?" He obliged, happy to lead her towards much needed rest. "I won't let Jane disrupt anything else. She's going to behave, or she isn't allowed to stay. She knows the rules."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	"Freddie is not* joining." He was the first to admit, with both siblings in town, the pack mentality was almost impossible to resist. Lloyd Darrow became an entirely difference person when surrounded by his family. Hedonism, both in human and wolf form, became the prime mode of operation. It was entirely unlike his normal behavior. Of course, it was a side to him he never wished Caitlyn or the boys to be exposed to. "Wishful thinking. I raised Margaret for three years. Jane didn't even call on her birthday." He replied with a bite to his tone, hands wringing together in muted frustration. "It's loyalty that leaves me cleaning up her messes. The image of the family. That's all that truly matters, at the end of the day*."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	"I would never allow her to harm the boys. She isn't allowed near them. I can't tell if she's still using, or not. But you know my rule. Why do you think Margaret stays with my parents? Jane is a loose cannon. She always has been. It's in her nature." Lloyd, of all people, hated making excuses for his kin's conduct. However, he of all people understood the particular breed of lycanthrope that Jane was. They shared DNA, after all. He sympathized with the brutal, sociopathic nature she too struggled to keep at bay. Though it seemed with time, her sense of morality had faded. Lloyd's.. struggled. It depended on the scenario. "You don't need to be kind to her. You don't have to like her. That will never be a requirement." He hooked an arm around her waist, drawing her nearer to his person. "As for Hitler.. perhaps it's best if I let the documentary educate you, alright? We'll watch it tomorrow over a bottle or two of wine."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	"Jane isn't allowed in the house. I wouldn't expose you to that much of her." He replied, reluctance in his tone. "She's my sister, Caitlyn. I don't know what you'd prefer I do, but I can't leave her on the street. For her to come crawling for help.. I can only presume it's serious." He took a step back, a hand cast idly at the television. "No Desperate Housewives. Just a bit of the History Network. Something about Hitler. Reminded me of Mrs. Orlav." He offered a quick-witted grin, feet carrying him to collect her luggage and set it upright. There was an air of trepidation in his actions. A quiet, apologetic way, formerly fluid movements filled only with hesitation and reproach. "I have to take care of her. You understand that, don't you?"
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	"Careful, I just..." Lloyd watched as the suitcase slid across the floor. ".. waxed that. Hello." The man smiled, sliding over in his house slippers to plant an affirming kiss on her forehead. "Missed you." He would murmur in his gentle and reserved manner, expression as unassuming as it usually was. He would lean in, another kiss being given to Rigsby this time, while his hand ruffled the hair atop Noah's head. "Happy to have you all back home. It was a lonely few days."
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	Cait I got antsy and cleaned the house. And the car. And the yard. All of it. I also pressed your pajamas. See you soon. Love you.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/22/17	Cait I get agitated when you and the boys aren't nearby. I'm a grump. I don't know where she hid the gun.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/21/17	Cait Pillow Cait is just a pillow. My wife is a different story. My wife, I happen to miss.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/21/17	Cait I signed the birth certificate. I know his legal name.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/21/17	Cait Rigsby the dog, or Rigsby the child with the unfortunate name?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/21/17	Cait He's a dog. I'd assume as much.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/16/17	Cait Come home please. :(
Lloyd R Darrow	09/16/17	Cait Who am I supposed to spoon?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/16/17	Cait She's stealing my three favorite people. Why would I like her?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/16/17	Caitlyn I don't like Julliet.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/15/17	Cait Don't go to Julliet's. I promise Jane isn't going to be an issue. If Jane is going to be the reason I'm sleeping alone at night, you know I'll hang her out with the laundry.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/15/17	Cait You didn't tell me that. Why wouldn't you mention that to me? She's not going to further be a problem. I don't know what's wrong this time, Cait, but Jane doesn't ask for my help often. I have to.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/15/17	Cait Don't be dramatic. I'm handling her. She doesn't have anywhere else to go, and she's my family. I deal with your psychotic sister.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/15/17	Cait Jane is coming to stay for a while.
Julliet Swan	09/12/17	Of course he'll be fine! We can still watch him... That's what peripheral vision is for. starts pouring generous helpings for the both of us
Julliet Swan	09/12/17	Well, fine. I'll get a head start then. fetches Jack Y'know, maybe if we rub some of this on his gums, he'll fall asleep faster. smirk
Julliet Swan	09/12/17	eyes beam Okay! But do we have to wait til nighttime? I mean, we're adults.. and I'm ready now.. disregards morning time
Camille Hammond	09/12/17	[Facetime Call: 1:09] It's okay. Been kind of crazy since you left, actually. It's weird not having you here. I've never had to watch the kids without you!
Camille Hammond	09/11/17	[Incoming Facetime Call. .. ...] Hi Cait! I miss you. How is London?
Lloyd R Darrow	09/07/17	Cait Jane is back in London. I don't know if she's still using. Just stay away, okay? I'll handle my sister.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/05/17	Cait I'll pour the wine.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/05/17	Cait I want to lighten your load.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/05/17	Cait I'll help you with whatever you need.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/05/17	Cait You left your phone unlocked! I saw it all! You don't need to do anything to make me stay. I'm not going anywhere.
Lloyd R Darrow	09/05/17	Cait STOP telling people I'm leaving you!
Elouise Warrock	09/05/17	Caitlyn Wolverine isn't coming!
Elouise Warrock	09/04/17	Caitlyn On my way to London biiiiish.
Lucius Dalca	09/04/17	Text: Caitlyn That is awesome to hear! I am doing very well myself :) I am getting adjusted to a new chapter of my life. That reminds me, you and the boys wanna catch some pizza again let me know.
Lucius Dalca	09/03/17	Text: Caitlyn Welcome back then! Hows the kids?
Camille Hammond	09/03/17	*unknown sender* I'm in the house. Find me quick, or I'll eat all of the oranges!
Lucius Dalca	09/03/17	Text: Caitlyn Hey! Long time no see, its Lucius. The guy you went to pizza with the kids a couple of months back. I hear you moved into London and started a sanctuary. That is great to hear, I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. London is a great city.
Camille Hammond	09/03/17	*unknown sender* Hello Caitlyn, do you want to play a game?
Jackson McCarthy	09/01/17	*Cait* Who's there? suspicious look
Lloyd R Darrow	09/01/17	That backfired. -droops brow- No number three, now! -shakes fist at-
Camille Hammond	09/01/17	Caitboo No! It's what you were born in.. nothing! Nakey-mess! Omg. Who is trying to get you into a birthday suit?!
Lloyd R Darrow	08/31/17	Cait Or we could just go ahead and have that third child.
Atticus Hammond	08/31/17	Caitlyn I'd say yes to the ball pit. Try some self-ignition fireworks. Anything thrill-seeking.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/31/17	Cait You know the three of you are what I live for. You're why I work so hard. I'll take some time off now that we're back in London.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/31/17	Cait You can't tell, but that text made me quite sad. Do we need some special family time?
Atticus Hammond	08/31/17	Caitlyn Do you need my help? I've been to a few bachelorette parties myself.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/31/17	Cait I will never divorce you. Don't be silly.
Atticus Hammond	08/31/17	Caitlyn No. Not the TV show. She said she wanted a bachelorette party, and I'm trying to make my wife happy. This is Atticus, by the way.
Atticus Hammond	08/31/17	Caitlyn Oh, good! Will you help me throw her a bachelorette party?
Atticus Hammond	08/31/17	Caitlyn? You're Camille's friend, right?
Tucker Reid	08/31/17	There's a mysterious chanting coming from the foyer. Tucker is properly confused. There are no ceremonies or visitors scheduled for today, and right now he's in the middle of clean up from his breakfast. Cooking an omelet in the kitchen of a funeral home is every bit as odd as you might suspect. FUNNEL CAKES. What? What the- "Hello?" Tucker peeks from around the corner, a white towel rolling over the water droplets left on his hands. As he steps out, he eyes over the woman with her bright red hair and matching child. "Can I help you?"
Christine Nightshade	08/30/17	Congratulations on your new endeavors
Jace Remington	08/30/17	Jace skips toward his wifey, whistling off tune and without a care in the world. He likes to be spontaneous 99.9% of the time because it throws most people off. He also like pouncing his blonde sociopath of a mate equally. She's wearing a hat today. Unusual but not unheard of. Grinning to himself, Jace wraps one arm around her waist and one around her shoulders, dipping her back, movie style. "Hello wifey," he waggles his brows and gives her a good ol' smooch. Then freezes. He pulls back and looks at her. Wisps of red hair peek out from under the hat. "NOT WIFEY." In a panic, he nearly drops Cait, but recovers with admirable grace, and brings her back upright. He smooths the fabric of her clothing over her shoulders. "Say... let's keep this between us. I'd like to keep my biscuits. It's been a while... have breakfast with me? Extra big glass of OJ, my treat."
Lloyd R Darrow	08/29/17	-pats head- Let's go get some ice cream.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/29/17	-rolls eyes- Yes. This is my dream. To be back* in London* -cheek kiss- A gold suit? Just for me? You're too good to me.
Tucker Reid	08/29/17	Thanks for the room. Given the opportunity to choose, I'll always pick London over Africa. The air is so dry* there. Although I spend more time in L.A. than anything, sooooo...*
Lloyd R Darrow	08/29/17	What? That was a compliment! -all irritable- This is why I only talk to the baby.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/29/17	Camille said to compliment your robes, so.. -tilts sunglasses- Damn, woman.
Julliet Swan	08/29/17	tacklehugs doesn't let go ...lets go after what seems like ages whips out a bottle of Jack, followed by a bottle of orange juice Are ya ready for some shots with chasers?!
Castiel	08/27/17	"You forgot your pizza." hands pizza "The pizza man is very disappointed in you."
Atticus Hammond	08/23/17
Lloyd R Darrow	08/23/17	Cait You're not the boss!
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	light panic Let's not talk about my business trips. Work is for the weekdays.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	shifty eyes The fangirls... Right. clears throat They went on vacation. Permanently.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	I don't need new friends. I have you. grumps I also don't like people. I thought that was rather obvious.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	squints The lesbians are our friends. Camille is your friend. Hell, I don't care if Elouise Orlav is your friend. That seems like plenty of friends to me. folds arms Single men only want one thing. And for whatever reason, they're all good looking around here.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	Cait Why do you need to be friends with handsome men? Am I not good enough?
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	Cait There's pizza for you too, goober. Who's your new friend? No single, handsome men.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	Cait I already brought home pizza. And the boys are watching Desperate Housewives with me.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/20/17	Cait Come be my best friend. Every day can be Wednesday.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/19/17	You're always the boss. You know that.
Camille Hammond	08/19/17	-tiptoes up behind- -spooks- CAITLYNFRANCISDARROW! -beams- I probably hired Lloyd to be our paper pusher. He's now officially on the payroll, which means you can boss him around and he can't sass you. Happy un-birthday!
Lloyd R Darrow	08/15/17	He frowns, both of his arms moving to close around her midsection and hold her close against his chest. He presses a kiss to the top of her head, brow knitting as he considers what words will ease her worries. "Life offers no promises. You and I both know that. But I know you aren't going anywhere, anytime soon. After all, my plans never fail." He wears a teasing grin. "After all, I planned to have you, to marry you, and so far, everything has gone as planned. So don't dwell, darling. Just focus on what you can effect right now."
Lloyd R Darrow	08/15/17	The initial panic subsides. But he can't help but share in the disappointment she also failed to express. As she starts to separate from him, he reached out a hand, fingers closing gently around her wrist to draw her near once more. "Cait," He clears his throat, verdant eyes earnest. "Are you okay, love? It's okay to be upset. You can talk to me." He feels lost, like an abandoned puppy. Feelings simply weren't his forte. "Someday. Just not today, mm?"
Lloyd R Darrow	08/13/17	"Hey! Hi. Hey." He narrows his eyes, fingers curling to hold his hips. He appears more calm than his texts let on. Perhaps he has had some time to think. Lloyd, personally, is always calm in person. Cait would know the man rarely shows any emotion at all. "So? He stands from the couch, stepping carefully over towards her, as if she is fine china and he, a bull. "What's the verdict?"
Jameson Orlav	08/13/17
Lloyd R Darrow	08/13/17	Cait OKAY. I'm not panicking.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/13/17	Cait I'll stop using caps. I'm still freaking out.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/13/17	Cait I'M NOT YELLING I'M FREAKING OUT.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/11/17	Caitlyn WTF DO YOU MEAN SHOULD YOU TAKE A TEST? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A POSSIBILITY. CAIT. W-T-F. I need Desperate Housewives.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/11/17	Caitlyn DIDN'T ADOPT. I'M NOT PREGNANT. Are you?
Lloyd R Darrow	08/09/17	Cait Speaking of babies... ;)
Lloyd R Darrow	08/08/17	-blinks- Would you prefer having a hairy chest? -clears throat- I wouldn't.
Elouise Warrock	08/08/17	Caitlyn Omg shhhh it's just a little fire. Nbd.
Julliet Swan	08/07/17	leaves a cup of fresh squeezed orange juice on her desk places a bright pink sticky note on cup, which reads: Thinking of you... and your babies. Jules
Lloyd R Darrow	08/07/17
Lloyd R Darrow	08/05/17
Lloyd R Darrow	08/04/17	Cait No. No Sir Mix Alot. Any foreign film you want, as long as there's no singing.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/04/17	Cait Let's watch Schindler's List. Or a silent film.
Lloyd R Darrow	08/03/17	Cait Whatever you want. Preferably not Moana?
Lloyd R Darrow	08/02/17	Caitlyn I took the boys out for water ice. Let's grab a bottle of wine from the rack and have a quiet night in.
Camille Hammond	07/19/17	-screechesandtackles- -squeaky toy in one hand, bowl of mac n' cheese in the other- -sowhat-
Lloyd R Darrow	07/09/17	-already loading a gun- What's his name? I'll kill him. -holsters gun, takes Rigsby- Right after this guy calms down. Mm?
Lloyd R Darrow	07/08/17	Me, obviously. -prods- I'll buy you all the cheese you want.
Lloyd R Darrow	07/06/17	Cait I'll be home tonight. Looking forward to seeing you and the boys. Love your 'face' as well. And the rest of you, goober.
Lloyd R Darrow	07/05/17	babe AF o m g i 'm drunk. w/ sibs. miss u qt ;)
Lloyd R Darrow	07/05/17	Cait Or 5th. What day is it?
Julliet Swan	07/03/17	I dropped Jack.
Julliet Swan	06/23/17	skips toward So where's my grand tour? Boss says that's your job. grins
Lloyd R Darrow	06/23/17	Cait Honeydew, who?
Julliet Swan	06/22/17	You were successful in stealing $4.00 from Caitlyn Darrow. Sorry not sorry.
Lloyd R Darrow	06/21/17	Cait Who's there?
Lloyd R Darrow	06/19/17	Cait I love you.
Lloyd R Darrow	06/13/17	Cait We are always on for date night. Wherever you want to go. Tell Julliet I expect you to be well taken care of.
Lloyd R Darrow	06/13/17	Caitlyn No need for a sitter, I'm here. Have fun tonight. I love you.
Julliet Swan	06/13/17	"So you're coming out with me tonight, right?"
Lloyd R Darrow	06/07/17	Cait She stole my baby. I'm not sure I like her.
Lloyd R Darrow	06/07/17	Cait +VID+ Lovely view, still not as lovely as you. Dinner, tonight?
Julliet Swan	06/07/17	Is your hubby cute? I'm sure that would hasten the getting along thing. smirks and giggles shoves playfully Yes, yes, I needa see alla the family! Right away!
Julliet Swan	06/07/17	Rigsby. Not a name that rolls of the drunken tongue easily... And I was just being facetious with the sober thing. I just thought it sounded mature.
Julliet Swan	06/07/17	eyes light up More babies?! Yes! I'm an Auntie again?? hugs tight and sways back and forth That's almost enough motivation to get sober.
Julliet Swan	06/07/17	Only time will tell... I'm a wanderin' fool these days. glances down at Cait's hand Missing things come with the territory of being gone, now don't they? offers a half-hearted smile
Julliet Swan	06/07/17	That sounds right. And I think I joined a traveling circus yesterday? There was a pirate, and he was cute. But he stole my Jack and well, that's a deal breaker.
Julliet Swan	06/07/17	brushes face against purrs
Soleil Whitaker	06/06/17	Oh. Oh. Hi there! -holds out hand for squeaky toy- C'mon, love. Wanna fetch?
Soleil Whitaker	06/06/17	Rhiannon? Fishboy? What's with the squeaking?
Soleil Whitaker	06/06/17	Hello? -looks around, puzzled-
Rhiannon Whitaker	06/05/17	No more free babysitting, then!
Rhiannon Whitaker	06/05/17	Don't tell my wife...
Lloyd R Darrow	05/29/17	Work will never hold me up again, Cait.. Where did you find that bottle? Behind* the fridge? No. Let's stick to my beer.*
Lloyd R Darrow	05/29/17	Tomorrow. But I'll hire a sitter for our Wednesday date, mm?
Lloyd R Darrow	05/29/17
Lloyd R Darrow	05/28/17	-blinks- Is that even a question? Mike Delfino, obviously. Who is yours?
Lloyd R Darrow	05/28/17	-tosses popcorn into mouth- What Bree always does. Outsmart the rest of them, and be fabulous in the process.
Lloyd R Darrow	05/28/17	Cait I dropped the boys off with the Tiny Lesbian Friend. Meet me in the living room in 15 for beer, popcorn and Desperate Housewives?
Soleil Whitaker	05/23/17	Caitlyn Darrow Did you leave it here when you dropped the boys off a while ago? I don't think I've seen a squeaky around lately. Let me ask Rhiannon!
Lloyd R Darrow	05/23/17	It was a surprisingly quiet Tuesday evening in the Darrow house, so quiet, in fact, Lloyd worried his family was not home. Pulling his key from the lock, he sets his bag aside in the foyer before venturing further in. “Caitlyn?” He calls out, almost immediately greeted thereafter with two exuberant dogs. So she must be home, then. “Cait?” He reattempts, kicking his shoes off and continuing the rest of the way in stocking feet. “Cait? Boys? I’m home.” It’s a more lackluster declaration this time, as he’s not entirely sure, even with the presence of the dogs, that any human is listening. With a shrug, he shuffles into the living room, flopping onto the sofa with ease.
W_Kat	05/19/17	Congrats on PotD!! :D
Castiel	05/18/17	No... I think that's the pizza man's job also.
Lucius Dalca	05/17/17	Lucius waited for her response for that long @ss minute of her staring blankly. There was something very off about that woman but nothing that really disturbed him like others would. "Ahhh...." He nodded when she finally spoke and gave her answer. It made more sense now what she meant. "That is fine with me. We can bring them food too."
Lucius Dalca	05/16/17	Lucius thinks about that.. He stole $110 but she stole almost $4k.. Would it really be considered her own money in that instance? He looked thoughtful then decided to just go with it. "Sure?" Paused and had a '2 + 2 = 4?' moment, "How many kids do you have?!?!?"
Lucius Dalca	05/12/17	Lucius saw a small brunette he recognized from a couple of months back just walking normally about her day. He decided to approuch her behind her and just like that... Lucius Dalca just stole $110.00 from you! Quickly he turned around before she noticed but it was too late. ****! There goes Olive Garden tonight. "So..... Dinners on you?"
Lloyd R Darrow	05/04/17	"I love you best of them all, Caitlyn Darrow." He leans over, pressing an affectionate kiss to her forehead as his fingers sift through her hair, pulling her in against his chest. "If you need me, then just text me. I may not be prompt.. But I will be here for you, always."
Lloyd R Darrow	05/04/17	"Trust me when I say she is single only in technicality. And for the record, I would never betray you. I was swamped with contract negotiations all day, and I stepped away for a few slices of sub-par pizza with a crew-mate. Don't be dramatic, Caitlyn. I love you.." His brow knits together, perplexed that his wife had extended so little trust and understanding towards him. He was certain he had proven time and time again, he was nothing like the men she had wasted her time with before. His loyalty could never possibly be questioned. "A few weeks. I'll be with Freddy and Jane.. I'll be fine. I always come back, don't I?"
Lloyd R Darrow	05/04/17	Strolling over, Lloyd sifts through the tufts of Noah's unruly hair, stooping over to kiss him on the head and murmur a greeting before he toddles away. Left to face his wife, a smile struggled to form on his lips. "I wasn't on a date, Caitlyn. Do you truly think so little of me?" his arms fold, not in a defensive manner, but in a more casual sense. After all, her husband is perfectly calm in that moment, as he often is. "You remember what we discussed, some months ago. When the itch to roam free returns. I believe it's time I take a step away, and return to my pack." It wasn't a threat, or an unkind or unloving gesture. It was simply an understanding between the pair. Lloyd was beginning to lose his touch, and they had both agreed should that come to pass, he would take the time he needed to regain his humanity.
Lloyd R Darrow	05/04/17	Wife I'll be waiting.
Lloyd R Darrow	05/04/17	Wife Are you still cross? Come home so we can talk. I never sleep well without you.
Lloyd R Darrow	05/04/17	Wife Am I permitted in my own house now?
Autumn Summers	05/04/17
Lloyd R Darrow	05/03/17	Caitlyn Okay, I won't.
Lloyd R Darrow	05/03/17	Caitlyn Not working, no. I'm having a drink and a bite with Ms. Donovan. No need to wait up. Love you.
Elouise Warrock	05/03/17
Sarah Remington	05/03/17	...We share the same face, idiot.
Remi Rose	05/03/17
Noura Orlav	05/03/17	Well, right now you're scaring me...
Rhiannon Whitaker	05/03/17	Of course it's a yes! Just don't tell Soleil...
Soleil Whitaker	05/03/17	-blinks- -clears throat- ... wow, yes. Don't tell Rhiannon.
Autumn Summers	05/03/17	raises brows to her hairline Short answer? Abso-f*cking-lutely. Well done, gorgeous.
Rhiannon Whitaker	05/03/17	sweating nervously MY WIFE AND I ARE HAPPILY MARRIED.
Caitlyn Darrow	05/02/17
Autumn Summers	05/02/17
Nemesis Wolfe	04/30/17	You managed to break out Caitlyn Darrow. "Stealing orange juice from the store again, Caitlyn??"
Lloyd R Darrow	04/28/17	Caitlyn Whatever you want. Now, go to sleep. Aren't you jetlagged?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/28/17	Caitlyn Sleep well. Pancakes in the morning?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/28/17	Caitlyn I'll be out late tonight. I wouldn't bother waiting up. Talk to you tomorrow.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/26/17	Caitlyn +Image+ Happy Wednesday in paradise, Cait. I love you, too.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/26/17	-grumbles, gets up to help- Every morning, I wake up and wonder how, of all the women in this planet, I ended up with the one who obsesses over oranges and chews squeaky toys like she's a dog.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/26/17	-considers helping- -films instead- Sorry, I cannot come out into the sun. The UV rays are killing me.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/25/17	Birthday Girl Happy Birthday, love of my life. I'm assuming you found the orange basket?
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/24/17	Caitlyn Do you mean 'manta rays'? Google says yes, there are manta rays in Bora Bora.
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/24/17	Caitlyn Starfish? I'd assume so. But I could be wrong.
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/24/17	Caitlyn Alive is a strong word.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Caitlyn I don't think you'll be able to fit pool noodles on the plane. Make sure you pack plenty of citrus snacks.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Caitlyn I love you.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Caitlyn Relax. They're not going to starve. Just think about the beach, sans children!
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/23/17	crying on the inside 7am? Shouldn't be a problem. gently pushes Okay, go on!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Caitlyn No, I promise. I don't need to get dragged off.
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/23/17	wide eyes nods slowly Right, seven days. Okay! ... Have fun?
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/23/17	awkwardly pats You'll both be fine. And if you're not, I promise not to cannibalize your children.
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/23/17	tilts head No, he didn't mention it. It's... Not an issue. Soleil and I will take them, I suppose. Good practice? offers tissue Don't worry, they'll survive without you for a few days, mm?
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/23/17	blank stare ... What? blinks rapidly How long are you going to be gone?!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Oh, hours ago. Get rid of them! -clears throat- I mean.. It will be hard to say goodbye for a week. I'm already tearing up at the prospect.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	.. They won't say no. I'll bribe them. No price is too high.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Just.. Leave them with them. Soleil said they're in New York. That's perfect!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	I'm not bringing 1 and 2 to make number 3. Ditch the kids with the lesbians, and we can have a Caitlyn Jr. -nods-
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	I vote we dump them with Soleil and her wife. You're the other one's boss, right? So just make her do it. .. It should be fine.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	-short sigh- Yes, you can bring the squeaky toy. But only because it's your* vacation as well.*
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Tomorrow. And how's the chin? Is the thing gone now?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/23/17	Yes, Bora Bora. I bought the plane tickets and booked the resort. I don't think that she did. Did she? Should I go check a mirror?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/22/17	Do I.. Look different to you?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/22/17	Caitlyn Bora Bora?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/16/17	Wife Is that so? I love you, and the boys. I hope my family isn't driving you too crazy. I needed to make a quick store run, mother needed more butter. :)
Idris Mowbry	04/16/17	-Comes hopping by in a bunny suit with an orange tabby cat sidekick in his basket- -hands his Auntie a basket full of oranges, chocolates, orange juice and stuffed rabbit- "Happy Easter! -Hops away to his next victim-
vamp_goku	04/16/17
Lloyd R Darrow	04/16/17	Cait He can be gay if he wants. Freddy is. Happy Easter! I'll be home soon-ish, I'm buying you loads of half-off chocolate.
Nemesis Wolfe	04/15/17
Soleil Whitaker	04/13/17	-emerges from bathroom with Noah- Caitlyn! You're here! It's a pleasure finally getting to meet you. -sticks out hand- I'm Soleil, Lloyd's friend. Rhiannon's wife. Your boys were great last night. -gently pushes Noah forward-
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/13/17	You're my boss, so I'm not going to tell you you can't do anything, but I would strongly advise against stealing someone else's child. Imagine if I took Noah and Rigsby and never gave them back? folds arms across chest Lloyd isn't going to divorce you, unless of course you kidnap this baby. That may be a deal-breaker.
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/13/17	You cannot keep someone else's baby, Caitlyn. stern stare Where is Lloyd? Perhaps he should be assisting with this.
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/13/17	blinks rapidly Relax. I will return this strange baby. I do not believe your husband will divorce you, he seems like a very kind, understanding man. Their bags are packed, they've been fed lunch, and they've even had a nap.You have nothing to worry about. silently vows never to have children
Rhiannon Whitaker	04/13/17	opens door slowly** That... That is not Rigsby. This is Rigsby. hoists baby 'Lion King' style Did you steal someone's baby?!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/12/17	To: Cait Re: SOS Sorry, Cait. Got caught up at work. Did you wiggle your way out? Ignore my mother, you're gorgeous just the way you are. I won't have time to stop at home and change before I drop the boys off. Can you grab a polo for me? Something in blue. I know you're going to bring an orange one, but I'm asking for blue.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/12/17	To: Cait Re: SOS That was probably on purpose. She says you need more rest, or the bags under your eyes will get darker. Her words, not mine! Love you lots!
Soleil Whitaker	04/12/17	Caitlyn Darrow Ah, I see. Well, it's always a pleasure having guests. And I'm sure the Darrows are wonderful people. I will be wary of Jane, though. Thanks for the heads up.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/12/17	-snickers- Right. Because she definitely* made that soup on her own. And, trust me, she checked at least two extra suitcases just to bring all of the khaki.*
Soleil Whitaker	04/12/17	Caitlyn Darrow No problem at all! Very much looking forward to it. Lloyd did not, however, mention that. Will we be hosting them as well? We can make dinner, Rhiannon's a phenomenal cook.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/12/17	-winces- Yes, I know she did.. I'm still sorry for that. -coughs into fist- She was still a bit jet-lagged. At least she likes you, right? You passed her test with flying colors.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/11/17	-mock gasp- Mrs. Darrow, you hide money from your own husband?! -kisses cheek- It's a secret, damn it. I don't want you whispering it in your sleep, or my parents might overhear. And we are not* going on another bloody double date.*
Lloyd R Darrow	04/11/17	-sees- -swoons- We're going rock climbing tomorrow! And in case I die, you get my cravat collection.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/06/17	I don't know. They don't invite me for 'guy stuff'.. -scuffs ground- I don't know. Maybe? Mother wants to re-do the boy's wardrobes with khaki and redecorate the house. Please don't divorce me.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/06/17	-swallows in one bite- -squints- Typically? One or two.. -winces- Months?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/06/17	-crashes out onto roof- -waves Burberry bags at- I bought you a coat. And a scarf. And a bag. -kisses cheek- You're a lifesaver.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/06/17	To: Cait Subject: SOS Help me. Mother is making me follow her and Jane around Burberry.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	-deadpans- Oh good God. -lowers voice- You know what that means, don't you? .. Mother's here.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	No! This isn't fun! This is survival! -kisses face- My family is insane. You've met them! You know! You know things!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	-slaps taco away- -wraps around like snake- No! No! You're innocent! You can't do drugs! -starts to get weepy- It's because I don't love you enough, isn't it?! That's why you're becoming a drug addict?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	No, not gardening. Just some.. Some.. -whispers in ear- Mara-joo-ana. -horrifyingly innocent- I don't know? Maybe? I'm too high for this. Can you even buy children?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	-gasps- -uber incredulous- I.. I most certainly do not! -sputters- Well. I believe her words exactly were 'I'll sell you Margaret for 10,000 dollars'. And then we shook on it!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	-shifty eyes- Shh. It's a secret. Jane said I couldn't tell anyone. But I had to tell my wife! -may smell like weed- She said if I give her 10,000 dollars, she'll make sure the baby is okay. Isn't that so nice of her?
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	Noooooope. Don't worry, I'll tell you! -still grinning- I'm. -leans in- Puh-reg-nant. -nods seriously-
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	-leans on- -may be snoring- -suddenly wakes up- Hm? What? Tacos? Tacos. -beams at wife- Guess what.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	-bleary eyed- -squints- .. Noah is in bed? -grabs tacos, et. wife- You look pretty.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	To: wife af Re: ROOF yes! come up. dancing. with talconel alcohol yes alcohol. i miss u :)
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	To: hot wife hhahaha Re: drunk af par-t with noah! roo.fwrooof. ROOF. i'm on the roof!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/05/17	To: wksife wlpf wife yes wife Subject: message please party!!!! hi wife lov u! :)
Lloyd R Darrow	04/04/17	I disagree. You* are the best Darrow I know. And you chose to be one, you insane woman.* -playfully bats nose- Yes to the Wednesdays. And I wouldn't bother wasting the orange juice on them. The judgment is how they show they care, I think.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/03/17	-intense stare- -scoffs- No, Cait. My parents aren't big drinkers. They will keep the house clean, and watch the children, and walk the dogs, and spoil you. And then they will judge me, because I am the worst out of that entire group.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/03/17	We won't tell her. -grins- She's still going to try to kidnap them over Easter. Did I mention that my parents are coming for Easter? And that my siblings never booked return flights? deep breaths AlsoIloveyou.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/03/17	-tsk's- We'll have to make it slightly dumb, so the others do not get jealous. But they already are of the other two Darrow children. Noah and Rigsby are redeemable step-children. -firm nod- Certainly khaki worthy!
Lloyd R Darrow	04/03/17	-crashes into room- Three-month? Are you...? -twitchy- Yes. 3-year. -grapples- -ensnares in hug- You were adorable.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/03/17	To: Cait Subject: Cuteness Guess who? Look at this adorable chap. Our 3-year plan baby is going to be genetically perfect. [image attached]
Lloyd R Darrow	04/02/17	To: Cait Re: Sally No, Freddy did not eat the remote. .. I did.
Lloyd R Darrow	04/01/17	To: Cait Re: Sally Sally who? I'm trying to re-tile the bathroom.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/31/17	No, our child is certainly better. Better looking. Talented. Charming. Like me. You're a close third, though.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/31/17	That is largely debatable, my love.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/30/17	Is that even a question? -rolls self up in blanket- Me, my best friend, and... I suppose you'll be there as well.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/29/17	If we look pathetic enough, they might leave. Perhaps we could try crying as well? -curls up on- -most pathetic ever- Noah laughed after he puked on me. He's a monster.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/29/17	-pokes head out from under blankets- You came! You do love me! -pathetic smile- I've barricaded myself away from our lunatic family. Obviously.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/29/17	To: Cait Re: Wednesday Come hold me. I hid a bottle of wine under the sink. I'm too scarred to move.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/29/17	To: Cait Subject: Wednesday Freddy threw up on me. So did Jane. And after Jane, the boys got sick. Also on me. There are not enough showers to make me feel clean again.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/28/17	They're your* dogs. That's probably why they're so unruly. -grumbles- But also cute.*
Lloyd R Darrow	03/28/17	-moody- -leans on- I tried to make every day Wednesday, but Clark and Rigsby ate the flowers I bought you.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/27/17	To: Cait Message: What if all week was Wednesday?
Nemesis Wolfe	03/26/17	The air chilled her skin as she made her way to the doorstep of someone she once knew. Digging into her pocket she pulled out an envelope with nothing on it but a note containing inside "I am back....". She shoved it into the door frame and door before turning around and disappearing back from where she came.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/25/17	They don't wake up until the sun goes down. You know that!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/25/17	At least Jane and Freddy aren't here. One beer, just one, all to myself!
Idris Mowbry	03/23/17	"What?! Not fair! I'm a grown @ss man!" -puffs out chest- "Who is only, like, 6 years old..." -deflates- -hangs head- "I'll go to my room."
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	-pauses- -stares at- .. You're lucky you're so cute.
Nathaniel Tallios	03/23/17	Hey you! Don't be hogging all the attention today now, okay?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	Hold on. -snoops on Snapchat- Oh, no, wait. They're with the boys. -squints, gasps- THE BOYS ARE STILL AWAKE. THEY'RE WATCHING SAW WITH OUR CHILDREN.
Idris Mowbry	03/23/17	-comes running at- "HE LIES, AUNT CAIT! YOUR HUSBAND LIES!" -trips, falls for like the 50th time- -flails on the ground like a helpless infant-
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	I love you, too. Sometimes. -blinks- Jane may be a horrible human being, but she wouldn't abandon* the children. And if she does, Freddy's there. Unless he leaves them too. Oh Christ. The children are unsupervised.*
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	-pathetic- He was violent! Vicious! A total animal! -wounded bird persona- .. Yes. Date night is back on. -grabs, drags-
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	-shakes- No! They're not taking the children. Relax. Also, your nephew keeps beating the sht out of me.*
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	I can promise you with a fair amount of certainty I will never willingly* go out with the two of them. And neither will you.* -clears throat- Andyesthey'llbestayingherepleasedon'tdivorceme. -deep breathing-
vamp_goku	03/23/17	Congrats on POD!!
Raven Black	03/23/17	Congrats on POTD
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	-glowers- -still moody- Oh, yes, you mean the lovely note that said 'Suck it, btch' and a lewd drawing? I remember it well. I believe I hung it on the fridge next to Noah's drawings. -relents, hugs- Freddy gets in tomorrow. I think we'd best draw up the wills now.*
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	I was here! You weren't. I can't believe* you went out on date night with the wrong Darrow.* -broods- No, no date night. You can go out with Jane* again.* -so wounded-
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	-rubs temples- We're going to need to refinance the house, aren't we? -narrows eyes- You went out with Jane? Without me?! Was she nice? She didn't abandon you too, did she?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/23/17	Drunk enough that I think I'm seeing double of you. More like multiples, really. -grabs at- What did you do? Your face is everywhere!
W_Kat	03/23/17	Congrats on PotD Cait!!! hands you some OJ
Lloyd R Darrow	03/22/17	-squeezes- -drunk, dead weight- No. It was horrible. There was cheap vodka, and Jane, and not you! .. What if I'm too hungover for our Wednesday date?!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/22/17	-stumbles in- -crashes into- Good Christ. I thought I was going to die out there.
Soleil Whitaker	03/21/17	Caitlyn Darrow If you'll have me, I might just take you up on that offer! Lloyd speaks very highly of you, so it'd be a pleasure meeting you under other circumstances. haha.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/21/17	Text Reply: Who? Solelil or jnaJane? I ♥ Margaret. no more nieces or nephews.
Soleil Whitaker	03/21/17	Caitlyn Darrow I just picked him up. He's safe! Don't worry about gas money. Lloyd's always been nice to me, so it's the least I can do.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/21/17	Text Reply: margaret needs a little brother or sister i guess ;) WAIT. THAT;S MSISTER. she left me sad lloyd.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/21/17	Text reply: cait. i LOVE you. ur my snack. is this how americans flirt?? lp;ve you. jane just left with big russian man. wtf
Lloyd R Darrow	03/21/17	Text reply: idk. what is a 'snack'? womn @ bar calld me snack. jane is flirting w/ brtendr. i am sca;red.
Soleil Whitaker	03/21/17	New Contact: Caitlyn Darrow This is Soleil, I work with Lloyd. He's okay! Just a little drunk. Don't worry, though! I think I'm going to pick him up. :)
Lloyd R Darrow	03/21/17	Text reply: no. 10 yr plan. BABE. uBER pls pleaz send. osso drunk. how r Boys? Sleep time. sleepy. nd dogs? MISS YOU
Lloyd R Darrow	03/21/17	Text reply: bab.e. Babe. yes, DUH;. ilovu. Where r you? jane says we should have a b]aby. yes? yes. call U B E R UBER uber. Uber.
Nathaniel Tallios	03/21/17	You know... it might not be such a bad idea if you're offering. Just better be aware that I won't take any responsibility if my parenting advice doesn't work for you.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/21/17	To: Cait Subject: Visitor Jane her.e. drunk. wHisley whisKEY. i lo;ve. you. [IMG]
Elouise Warrock	03/20/17	... I want one now. -pouts-
Elouise Warrock	03/19/17	-fondles booty- Aw shiz yeah. I'm getting so many chicken nuggets with this! -waves at- -scampers off- You were successful in stealing $569.00 from Caitlyn Darrow.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/18/17	-squints- -holds up a finger- -leaves, returns with gun- Mackenzie, you say? I hope she's bulletproof.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/17/17	Good God... -grapples with- -throws big whiny baby over shoulder- Come on, grumpy. Let's ice your wounds.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/17/17	-pelts orange at- WELL THEN HE SHOULDN'T BE SO SLOW!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/17/17	-runs past- -trips Noah- -throws banana peel at- Have fun catching me now!
Mackenzie	03/17/17	-Smirks- Yes. Yes, you should. Shamrock is the new butterfly. And you should get it right here. -Pokes the middle of her chest- Supersize that sh-t. Like America.
Mackenzie	03/17/17	You got a f-cking tattoo of a butterfly on Saint Patricks day and it's not green!? -Frowns, judges silently- ...but your hair is red...
Lloyd R Darrow	03/17/17	That's because Clark is an idiot. He takes after my sister.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/17/17	-runs out- -runs back in- -somehow in gym clothes already- Let's go, woman! We've got calories to burn!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/17/17	Why do you include orange in perfectly adequate recipes and pretend it's normal? -flicks- No, you may not. I'm a business professional. ... Just do not tell my mother.
Nathaniel Tallios	03/16/17	Oh you know, a little bit of this and that. Picked up bartending, fighting off the forces of evil, etc., etc.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/16/17	If you keep that thing, I'm telling everyone you have it. -swats- What sort of monster do you think I am? Rocky road, obviously. Or moose tracks. Never just vanilla.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/16/17	Ha! No, but I like it anyway. -high-fives- Next week we can get couple's tattoo removals. -ruffles hair- I only remember crying a little. I believe that warrants ice cream.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/16/17	No. Yours is a ... -lifts back of her shirt- -snorts- It's a butterfly. Classic.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/16/17	-groans- I vaguely remember couple's tramp stamps after the third bottle...
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	Dancing? -throws over shoulder- To the club!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	Everyone is with Claire! Don't worry, I'm sure she remembered to feed them all.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	I've already had so much. Fine. More wine. There's a Cabernet in the kitchen that screams mediocre. Let's chug it and wake up with horrible headaches tomorrow. How does that sound?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	Really? You'll share? You do love me. We can watch Ghostbusters, love. I'm happy to. And I'll make two bags of popcorn to be safe.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	Ghostbusters? Again? ... Whatever you want, just so long as I get some of the popcorn this time.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	Okay, psycho. Both. But only because it's Wednesday, and on Wednesday's Caitlyn gets whatever Caitlyn wants. Unless it's another puppy.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	Come on, then! I'm assuming Claire will just keep them until we remember to pick them up. She's rather capable seeming. Yes to dessert before dinner. Ice cream, though, or orange sorbet? No, you may not have both. You get cranky when you have too much sugar.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/15/17	That it is. Do we watch The Bachelor finale before or after dinner?
Nathaniel Tallios	03/15/17	-is pelted by multiple oranges- Why hi there stranger!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/17	Woman, I would like to see you all try. It's not like I ever get anything productive done. You or the dogs always end up interrupting me with something.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/17	-scoffs- I wish you the best of luck in that endeavor. -pats- I will, however, inevitably outsmart you, and hold it over you for several days.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/17	You only married me for tax purposes?! -offended- And to think, I found a babysitter for our Wednesday night date. -glowers- I'll have to cancel the hot air balloon now.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/17	Did I? Sure, we can go with that. -flicks- I really only married you for your money.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/17	I underestimated your strangeness. -squints- Yes, that's it. Aren't you the lucky one?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/17	-squeezes- You moved in without my permission, to be clear. I believe it started when you started making me take selfies with you and Clark. You forced me to like you.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/14/17	Congratulations, you've known me for a year. Now, it's up to you to guess how long I've had a crush on you. Good luck!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	I thought you* were navigating...*
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	So glad we ditched the kids at that abandoned warehouse. How else would we be able to enjoy Sunday Funday?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	-cheers- To the television! -lowers voice- Sht. The kids are sleeping. I'll make the popcorn!*
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	I don't think Dr. Orlav is the sort of doctor that talks to other doctors. -prods- I don't get it. I've never seen Terminator. Do I need to watch the series to understand?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	No, because they probably don't think anything they do is questionable. -pauses- Never. We want our kids to be normal. The Orlav baby is going to be the next Charles Manson.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	Sort of. I got caught in traffic on my way home from work, so I drank it in the taxi. I'll just use Postmates to go get more. -scoops up- In the mean time, we can go look-up child psychiatrists for our future, future horrible child, and then regular psychiatrists for you and I!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	-pauses- Or, ten years, maybe. So I have time to prepare. Or die. Whichever happens first. -pokes cheek- For the record, I'm happy with the the boys, and the dogs, and you. I don't need a prostitute daughter, if that isn't the way things go. I'll still buy you orange juice and let you spoil The Bachelor for me.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	-panics- NO. No new babies. ... Unless you're pregnant? Are you? I don't believe you. -sniffs- I guess you're not. At any rate, planning is a good thing. So we'll wait. Especially if this potential new child is a spawn of Satan himself, the boys need to be old enough to fend for their own in foster care once we're murdered.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/12/17	Now I don't know which I'd prefer. -scoffs- Absolutely not. Clark is a horrible name, for a horrible dog. Clearly, a name like Sparky or Fido would be more appropriate. -toothy grin- We have plenty of time to figure things out. Unless you're pregnant, and you just lied. ... Are you a liar?!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	-grabs at- -squints- You're an amazing mother. And she won't be a bully, because I'll kick her ass first. See? We'll be great parents to a little girl! -suddenly horrified- What if it's another boy? Can we even handle that?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	-stops dry heaving- -looks at- You're not? Oh. -scratches cheek- Maybe, yeah. You mean, like... Half mine, half yours. A little Darrow? -definitely not freaking out- What if I'm worse with a girl? What if she ends up a stripper? Or a prostitute? It will be my fault!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	-glowers- No. The other thing. -hands on hips- -intimidating stare- That little tid-bit about a daughter. Well. A child. Care to elaborate? ... Are you pregnant? Is this a test?! -starts to hyperventilate-
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	-tracks down- -waves phone at- Are you... Are we...? Is this a discussion? -clears throat- -chokes instead- ... I'll move the castle.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: Lego Lady Re: My Toys I keep the legos. I use them more than he does. If we time it out correctly, we can raise kids until we die. And then we'll never have to be alone!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: Wife For Life Re: Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder I knew what was I was getting when I signed up for this. It's fine, I get my revenge. Years from now, when the boys try to date, I've a goldmine of horribly embarrassing photos in my arsenal.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: Cait Re: Unfair Why can't Noah have any? It's our annual Saturday night ritual. Fine, I'll watch him. But you have to make breakfast tomorrow morning.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: Cait Re: Starvation ... So what if I am? I'm a growing boy.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: Sock Skank Re: Eminent Domain Nope, keeping them. I suppose I could be persuaded, however... I want a bucket of 100 buffalo wings.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	Princess Belle Re: SOCKS 9-1-1 Obviously after the socks, woman! I'm a grown man, I can't take you out for fast food wearing your knee-high, fuzzy orange socks, no matter how comfortable they are. Also, they're mine now. I'm keeping them.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	Paula Abdul Re: Smooth Moves I can't help that I've got rhythm. Maybe we should go dancing tonight. Afterwards, we can share a milkshake and fries, because I'm a good husband.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: Dancing Queen Re: Dance-Off You? Dancing? Can I film it? Better yet, I'll live stream it.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	Sock Goddess Re: Best Present Ever You are fantastic, and I adore you. Can we get cheesecake after? My treat. Maybe even a trip to Orange Julius.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: Best Wife Re: NEW SOCKS!! Okay, no one needs to die. Can I go with you?? How many new pairs do I get? What colors? Can I get a pair with bulldogs on them?!
Lloyd R Darrow	03/11/17	To: #1 Wife Subject: Today's Execution Noah cut the toes out of all of my socks. Would you like to help me construct the guillotine?
Castiel	03/09/17	"Yeah, my noodle... remembers everything. I think it´s a pretty good noodle."
Mackenzie	03/04/17	Caitlyn Have you gone mad? The US president is a goddamn cheeto.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/03/17	Of course we can! But I want the ping pong table. Non-negotiable.
Mackenzie	03/03/17	Caitlyn Between us, I much prefer you to Cam.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/02/17	Is that so? Was it the bouncy house or the basket full of puppies that made last night a good Wednesday date?
Lloyd R Darrow	03/01/17	-swoops in- ... Orange you glad you said 'I do'? It's Wednesday, so you know what that means.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/01/17	Reply To: Cait Orange.
Lloyd R Darrow	03/01/17	Reply To: Cait I'll throw some rocks at them. Also. Knock knock.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/28/17	Reply To: Wife Well, you definitely can't blame them on the dance moves part. We are incredible. And, yes to the pizza. Start them young. [VID]
Lloyd R Darrow	02/28/17	Reply To: Cait Perhaps they have learned to admire you as I do. Without them, we probably wouldn't have any home videos, though. [VID]
Lloyd R Darrow	02/28/17	To: Cait Subject: Dinner I'm bringing home pizza for dinner. And before you ask, yes, I got orange slices instead of pineapple. And while I am disturbed by how successful the fan girls are at stalking us, some of the pictures and videos are nice. [VID]
Elouise Warrock	02/27/17	What?! ... I feel totally misled. -sidles off to find bacon-
Elouise Warrock	02/27/17	-grabs squeaky- ...your husband screwed up my taxes. And my screwed up, I mean he didn't do them. Isn't he an accountant?! -throws toy down hall-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/27/17
Rhiannon Whitaker	02/23/17	Why would I buy products from child soldiers? Is this not a moral dilemma for you? shakes head I'll give them a try, but only to say I did so. ponders Oranges? Who doesn't like oranges? They're like biting into a smile.
Rhiannon Whitaker	02/23/17	Girl Scout Cookies? furrows brow Why do child soldiers sell cookies? shrugs Yes, you may have a cookie. But only one.
Rhiannon Whitaker	02/23/17	I suppose I haven't nailed down any specific categories. coughs Not children, though. Apparently that is frowned upon.
Rhiannon Whitaker	02/23/17	clears throat That would depend. But I don't give out cookies to just anyone.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/23/17	I'm a responsible parent. I don't curse! -covers Rigsby's ears- Sht. Definitely sht.
Rhiannon Whitaker	02/22/17	sniffs tilts head Interesting. I thought gingers didn't have souls. Thank you for the welcome, nevertheless.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	... Fine. But only because I want the pretzels. -pokes cheek- And you're such a good wife for volunteering to get all of the after-hour snacks!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	-snorts- Bed time for you, maybe. I'm going to start that new lawyer show tonight. -grapples- Sleep is for the weak, and invalid, and boring. That's why the boys do it.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	-rolls eyes- I love you too, loser. That's why I entertain this lunacy. -leans over- And, I'm easily convinced. -kisses forehead-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	-heavy sigh- -clears throat- I am vengeance. I am the night. ... I. -Bruce Wayne squint- Am. Batman.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	-snorts- -shoves- Relax, Cait. The accent isn't going anywhere.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	-furrows brow- -eerily accurate American accent- Man stuff. -chuckles- Eating crayons, mostly.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	I'm the fun one, not the good one. You're the better parent, you know that. -gently pats- You'll be the best damn waitress they've ever seen.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	Of course I am. I'm the fun* one. -shifty eyes- Yes, I can be fun.*
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	Well, we are mates. So I let him do what he wants.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/21/17	Nothing, yet. But I don't trust that look in his eyes. -squints at- He's definitely plotting my demise.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/20/17	Well, that may very well be awhile. How about we just let him off with a warning? I don't want to wake up with my face covered in marker again. -frowns- ... These children are tiny terrorists.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/19/17	-panics- -runs back into the room with a bucket of Legos- I feel like he would most certainly suffer psychological damage from this show. And he doesn't need any more excuses for screwing up my stuff. Did you know he cut all of my ties? -hands on hips- Little bugger. He's lucky he's cute, or I'd string him up by his toes.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/19/17	-disentangles- No, no. You need to catch up. I have so many theories I want to discuss. -pads into kitchen- It would be nice if we could train Noah to get pop-corn on command. Like a monkey!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/19/17	Well... alright. -plops down next to- It's like I haven't already seen this series start to finish at least three times. -paws- Want some pop-corn?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/18/17	Are you... Are you watching Desperate Housewives without me?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/16/17	-blanches- We can't give up date night. It's the only fun I get to have! Corinne is my only motivation to keep living. -clears throat- Speaking of date night, how do pizza rolls sound for dinner tomorrow? I've got a bottle of red and about four backed up episodes of Grey's Anatomy we need to pretend to enjoy.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/16/17	Even if you don't mean it, I appreciate the sentiment. Not that I would ever make you give up oranges. -nudges- I'd give up Desperate Housewives for you.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/16/17	-skids in- -leans over- -lowers voice- You're my favorite person in existence, goob.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/16/17	Reply to: The Wife Re: Thursday [VID] Every day is special with you. But, yes, whatever you'd like. ...It's his birthday? I'll grab some balloons!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/16/17	Text to: Cait + Boys Subject: Thursday [VID]
Lloyd R Darrow	02/15/17	-scampers back- Come on, beautiful. I've got The Bachelor DVR'd, and a bowl of orange gummie bears waiting just for you. -drags-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/15/17	-swoops in all suave like- ... Happy Wednesday. -trots off-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/14/17	Sir Mix A Lot? Are you saying I've got back? -contemplates- I acknowledge and accept this compliment.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/14/17	-small gasp- You're so thoughtful. Now. Dinner. There may or may not be a squeaky toy involved as well.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/14/17	I may have written it off as a business dinner... -chastely kisses- Heart brownies? -perks up- You're a fantastic wife. Happy Valentine's Day, Caitlyn.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/14/17	-knits brow- Yes, of course. We're married. You're my partner. I'm going to shower you in stuffed bears and heart-shaped boxes of chocolate, approximately one hundred red roses, and a candlelit dinner consisting only of recipes that call for oranges.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/14/17	Jesus Christ. Try not to set anything else* on fire. Now, come on. You're wasting a very expensive babysitter. We've got plans. -coughs into fist- Romantic, Hallmark-level plans.*
Lloyd R Darrow	02/14/17	-scrutinizes tabloid- I haven't the faintest clue. Are those photoshopped? I don't believe I've met either of those two women before in my life. You're the only fanatical ginger for me, Cait.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/13/17	Yes, cookies. Obviously. What else is there? I don't know if I'd phrase it as 'easier', per se, but she is uniquely qualified as the world's calmest child. And best looking. She's going to cure cancer, if you didn't already know.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/13/17	She's not high maintenance. She's an angel. I'm just terrified of three children together under one roof. But I suppose, if persuaded, I could allow it.
Elouise Warrock	02/11/17	Caitlyn
Lloyd R Darrow	02/11/17	... But she's so high maintenance. Are you sure? What's wrong with khaki?!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/17	-squints at- No. We'll get the third dog. Because I wish to be known as the pragmatic, wonderful husband that I am. And I'll even let you name her. But if it's one of those tiny, yappy dogs, I'm taking it back.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/17	You're still not making sweetening this deal at all. At least pretend* to offer you'll help take care of it. -heavy laden sigh- We can get another dog, if you really feel it is a necessary addition. What's one more dog?*
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/17	-blank stare- We're not getting another* dog. I'm the one that walks them in sub-zero temperature. And I clean up their sht. We'll just get Rigsby neutered, and you can pretend he's a female.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/17	Yes, right before I threw it out. Rigsby the puppy obliterated it. You probably shouldn't leave those toys laying around. -holds up a cautionary hand- Now, before you get hysterical, there's a new one in the kitchen.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/17	-narrows eyes- I sincerely hope so.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/17
Camille Hammond	02/09/17
Camille Hammond	02/09/17
Lloyd R Darrow	02/09/17	Do you want to go eat a gallon of ice cream and watch reality television? Will that make you feel better?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/08/17	...Perhaps. Who knows? They do send great gifts though. And, no I don't keep them in the basement. Relax. -sets down box- -grips shoulders- Do you need a snickers? You turn into a jealous orange when you're hungry.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/08/17	Why would I send you a finger for myself when I could just go get several on my own, no distress necessary? -knits brow- Christ, Cait. It was a joke. And Ms. Roberts was only a prostitute in a movie. And I only eat the prostitutes without* the heart of gold.*
Lloyd R Darrow	02/08/17	It appears as though someone simply though to send me a snack with yours! We're already getting couple-presents. Isn't that sweet? -scoffs- Rigsby wouldn't have eaten it. He prefers prostitute toes, anyway.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/08/17	-stumbles in- -frowns- Someone sent* you a finger, or I just didn't clean up after my dinner?*
Lloyd R Darrow	02/08/17	-lady screams- I'm behind! Don't ruin anything for me! I'm trying to work!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/07/17	-throws over shoulder- -carries away- Ice cream time!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/07/17	... You're such a geek. -groans-
Mackenzie	02/07/17
Lloyd R Darrow	02/07/17	-sees from down the hall-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/06/17	To: Cait Re: Rain Check I think I forgot to turn the oven off. ... in London. Kidding. I'll be home soon, you massive nerd.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/06/17	To: Cait Re: Duster Perhaps. Why? Interested? I might even get the apron too.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/06/17	To: Cait Re: Sexy Your dance moves are the only reason I married you.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/05/17	To: Cait Re: No Subject [VID]
Noura Orlav	02/05/17	-Stalks by- KAAAAREN! HAS ANYONE SEEN KAREN!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/04/17	-bats lashes- Wherever you get them from, Cait.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	Because he's smart enough to recognize handsome when he sees it. Obviously. And because we smoke cigars together. -nudges- Wait. So all I have to is mildly complain to get food and entertainment? Why didn't I realize this sooner?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	Dad? No. I want to be called 'His Imperial Majesty'. Because it sounds cool. -flicks-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	Of course you are. You're the best. But that is unspoken. -clears throat- And one day, I'll be able to make toast without burning it. And then we'll be equals.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	No, I think you would definitely kill them. -snickers- On the bright side, the boys aren't dead yet, so you've got that on your record.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	No, Cait. That was a joke. You're fine. -kisses cheek- That, and I don't trust you won't accidentally kill them.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	Well. She does* train sharks. -rolls eyes- No, I wouldn't leave you. Don't be absurd. Now, if she was a dolphin trainer...*
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	Hm. I've never experienced this ploy before. -huffs- Still cannot. But I will, however, raise you burritos for dinner, and the newest episode of The Bachelor.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	Attorney-client privilege. Can't discuss it. -definitely not grinning-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	... -scoops up- Let's go get some orange juice. How about that?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	-blank stare- -casually sticks a foot out-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	Yes, I'm fine. -groans- I think they grow them in California, as well. And India. I could stand a holiday in India. But we're bringing beef with us.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/03/17	-chokes on air- That is an abrupt, specific conclusion. No, Cait, you're not. I don't think Florida is for the cultured, regardless... -comforting pat-
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	-narrows eyes- Of all the possible wedding presents, you want orange trees? I suppose we could acquire a few, but we'd have to keep them in the right climate. Maybe visit them for Christmas. That's what Americans do, right? They go to Florida in the winter?
Remi Rose	02/02/17	"The one down on Franklin Ave? New Orleans? They really are good.." Eyes the woman over a moment. Orange slices on pizza? She had to be pregnant. "That sounds pleasant.. Well, I like pineapple on my pizza! Oooo.. pineapple.." Drooled a lil.
Remi Rose	02/02/17	"Hi! ..uh, would you happen to have the number to Domino's?"
Katarina Black	02/02/17	Congrats on your Union
Livia Vlcek	02/02/17	nods I'm down. As long as it's lemon ice and pulpy orange juice!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	-gags- No, absolutely not. Pigs are disgusting. Case in point, they will eat literally anything.
Livia Vlcek	02/02/17	sheepish smile Sankoes. notices ring Congorats on your new union!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	But I won't, because I love you. -squints- I don't think there's much you don't know about me, either. But, who knows.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	...it's probably better that I don't know. Right? -pats- And it's best you don't know all of my secrets either. Well. Some of them. Most of them. You can know whatever you want.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	-grabs wrists- -glowers- No, I don't own the pigs. And no, I'm not ticklish. What about you? Secrets? Is red not your natural color?!
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	No. That's amateur. The kids could find them. I feed them to pigs, obviously. -swats hand away- I'll tell you most things. But not how to make the best hot cocoa.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	I'm not concerned with why, I just want to be amused -flicks- I pay my taxes, you ass. But I will teach you some secrets. Like the best place to hide bodies.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/02/17	-lowers voice- I don't think any of these people are smart enough to know whether or not something is legally binding. I'm just going to make things up and see how far along I get. -leans over- Of course you can watch me work. My wife* is always welcome* -chastely kisses- I don't believe so. She's a horrible influence, from what I've been told.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/01/17	Tomorrow? -shrugs- I'll have to move some things around. I'm sure Dr. Orlav won't mind. His sister might, though. I've agreed to sue Mrs. Orlav on the grounds she- -can't actually believe he's saying this- -smells like a wet diaper.
Lloyd R Darrow	02/01/17	-pouts- Marriage is compromise, Cait. And also indentured servitude. -grins- When would you like to go to Bora Bora?
Lloyd R Darrow	02/01/17	You are now contractually obligated to bring me coffee in the morning. Congratulations. -soft applause-
Dita Morgenstern	02/01/17	[leaves a gallon of orange juice WITH pulp as new friendship offering.] [slips away quietly.]
Lloyd R Darrow	01/31/17	Mm. Well... -stern stare- Alright. Fine. I give it an eight out of ten. You flirt, you
Lloyd R Darrow	01/31/17	-knits brow- Fanboy? No. General fan, yes. -squints- Are you... attempting to be suggestive? Oh, that's adorable, Cait. Good for you for trying. -pats head again-
Camille Hammond	01/31/17	-lip wobbles- Where... Are... The puppies????
Camille Hammond	01/31/17	-whispers- This place needs a puppy.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/31/17	-heavy laden sigh- I give up. I wasn't meant to be a funny person. But, to reiterate, no, I do not sleep with the fangirls. -pats head- Unless you count yourself as one, and then I recant my previous statement.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/31/17	-starts laughing- -made his first joke ever- No, Cait. Never. Was that not proper humor?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/30/17	-prods side- I'm afraid that's not really up to me. The fangirls are rabid. Totally beyond reason. At least they like you! -kisses cheek- At least you don't have to have sex with them. It's horrible.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/30/17	Yes? And? They touch my butt too. And I touch your butt. The only person whose but doesn't touched is theirs. -flicks nose- At least you've got a nice butt. It could be worse, they could be gossiping about your flab. -pauses- That was a hypothetical scenario. You do not* have flab.*
Jace Remington	01/30/17
Lloyd R Darrow	01/29/17	-throws over shoulder- -leads away- Dinner started fifteen minutes ago. -shifty eyes- I'm not sure if we'll still have a table. But on the bright side, my hair definitely looks great!
Lloyd R Darrow	01/28/17	To: Cait Subject: Date Night You, me, dinner. We'll leave the boys with some bread and water. They'll probably survive. [VID]
Camille Hammond	01/26/17	-is apparently super fat omg-
Camille Hammond	01/25/17	-rolls up on a camel- -princess waves-
Lloyd R Darrow	01/25/17	Mm. Yes. And I do believe it's a fair exchange. Don't you? -shoves all of the cookies in his mouth at once- -takes an incredibly long time to chew and swallow- And I would be lost without you. Now! We need to catch up on The Bachelor. Come on. -pats sofa cushion-
Lloyd R Darrow	01/24/17	-grins- You're the best. -narrows eyes- Excuse? Bill? No. He's a grown man, he knows how to wash puke out. Noah and Rigsby didn't do anything wrong. I don't make anyone pay for them puking in my stuff.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/24/17	-starts to object- -practices deep breathing- Fine. As long as he's not puking in them. -bats lashes- Want to go get me some cookies?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/24/17	-clears throat- -furrows brow- -prods- Have you seen my fuzzy slippers?
Camille Hammond	01/23/17	-widens and re-narrows so many times-
Camille Hammond	01/23/17	-narrows eyes-
Lloyd R Darrow	01/23/17	To: Cait Re: New York Orange juice dispensers? You lucky girl. And that would be a yes to shoe shopping. Potentially just loads of shopping in general. I want one of those little drones you can fly with a remote control.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/23/17	To: Cait Re: New York They seem to save their puking for my shoes. We really need to work on that. Your shoes need some love too. I will see you at 12 sharp. I'll be in the red dress. Did you see that? I was trying to make a joke. I think I just ruined it. I love you, too. See you soon.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/22/17	To: Cait Subject: New York I finally found my way home. In the meantime, I was doing this: [IMG]
Lucius Dalca	01/22/17	Text: Stranger >_> Maybe?
Lucius Dalca	01/22/17	Stranger, Im not a common *****! Im an escort! JK! Well maybe for money like that but... Anyways thanks for the dough Ill be sure to make great use of it ;)
vamp_goku	01/22/17
Lloyd R Darrow	01/20/17	Cait. Relax. The dogs will survive. And I have no idea what Jameson feeds his dogs. -grins- I'm sure Rigsby is flattered you care so much, but he's a dog.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/19/17	New York? Yes. Always yes. Anything that's warmer than Moscow. -pats head- We're leaving the dogs. I hear the thing to do around here is lock them in Doctor Orlav's office, anyway. We'll just do that.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/18/17	-grabs the ball- -great reflexes- I don't think it's bad, per se. Why? What did you do?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/16/17	-flings rubber band at-
Lloyd R Darrow	01/15/17	-blinks- That sounds absolutely repulsive. Chocolate and orange? Together? -pauses- ... Whatever makes you happy, Cait.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/15/17	Ice cream? Hot cocoa, perhaps. -wraps arm around- Or, both. How does that sound?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/15/17	-narrows eyes- What? I don't express feelings. You know this. -exaggerated sigh- You're adorable. Okay?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/15/17	Oh? Really? Well, thank you. You're... -swats nose- You're you.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/14/17	I'm what? - Oh, Jesus, Cait. That looked like it hurt.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/12/17	-is tackled- -groans- Jesus. No. Too much love. -crawls out from under, tucks one child under each arm- Clark will get over it. I missed you all too. Come on, I tried to make my room as comfortable as possible. I think you'll like the house I'm looking at. Lots of space to hide dead bodies.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/12/17	To: Cait Re: -Unhinged- Teleconferencing. Clark is going to hate Moscow. Come with the boys at your own convenience, and I'm sure I'll have everything sorted by then. I'll even look into the daycare, just for you. If not, we can always just lock the boys in a closet with some marmite and crackers. They'll live.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/11/17	To: Cait Re: The Mentally Unhinged Jesus H. Why wasn't I informed of this sooner? This woman isn't allowed to watch the children. Or touch your butt. That's my job. We're filing for a restraining order. The Orlavs cannot be within 1000 feet of our asses.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/11/17	To: Cait Re: Handsy Doctor Hold on. Back up. Dr. Orlav played grab-ass with you? Isn't he married? Jesus. What am I getting myself into?
Lloyd R Darrow	01/11/17	To: Cait Re: Moscow Your message left me with more questions than answers. If you want to move to Moscow, we can certainly look for property. I think Doctor Orlav is more than capable of feeding himself. Send loads of pictures.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/11/17	To: Cait Subject: Moscow I've taken a position with Doctor Orlav. Apparently, you two know each other. Also, I went dog-sledding. [IMG]
Lloyd R Darrow	01/10/17	To: Cait Like tomorrow, yes. Of course Clark isn't any good. You're comparing him against me. Love you too. I'll see you and the boys before you know it.
Lloyd R Darrow	01/10/17	To: Cait Re: Gray Taylor I'll be home soon. Give him a washcloth, or something. And I've missed you, and all that rubbish.
Autumn Summers	01/09/17	A delivery arrives, addressed to Caitlyn Noire. Obviously... Who else would it be for? Attached is a note: With Regards, G. Taylor
Mackenzie	01/08/17	Dear Caitlyn, Even though we didn't exactly get off on the best foot at the beginning of my stay, I just want you to know - I believe you are more than orange juice. -Mackenzie
Jameson Orlav	01/07/17	Le Cait Well we are building a kids quarter in our wing. Noah and Rigsby could always test it for us. AND we happen to have the best tacos in the northern hemisphere. Le Cait is bribing please amuse my wife she's making me crazy
Elouise Warrock	01/07/17	Cait Don't panic, it's going to be okay. Use alcohol swabs, that should get it off, and won't be too rough on Rigsby's face. ...oh my god. I'm turning into a mom.
Elouise Warrock	01/06/17	Caitlyn There is no proof I taught your kids how to do anything bad. Unless you have a nanny cam, in which case... you might.
Jameson Orlav	01/06/17	Cait + ..8?? Uh oh, Elouise babysitting is starting to take hold. May the lord bless you, you're doomed! .. Need a taco?
Elouise Warrock	12/29/16	-sneaks up behind- -touches booty-
Lloyd R Darrow	12/29/16	-bum-rushes- -kisses forehead- Hi. I love you. -evidently very hyper- -runs off-
Lloyd R Darrow	12/22/16	Stalking quietly into the room, Lloyd leans against the door-frame, arms folding across his chest. He directs a pointed gaze a her, verdant eyes rolling at the question. "Men's Wearhouse is an abomination. Wearhouse isn't even a damn word." Socks keep his footsteps quiet as he strolls over, snatching the tabloid from her hands to give it a once-over. "His face isn't that* weird. You're just comparing it to Rigsby's. And he's rather handsome. He gets it from me*. Delusional, party of one.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/18/16	Lloyd starts to type his response, before he realizes Caitlyn is just in the other room. Shutting his laptop, he ambles down the hall from his office, trots down the stairs, and falls down on the couch beside her. With pitiful eyes, he shakes his head. "Sorry, Cait, no animals on these excursions. But, we could probably rent a puppy, or something...or dress the boys up?"
Lloyd R Darrow	12/18/16	To: Caitlyn Re: Christmas London. I was thinking Bora Bora in the spring? Don't worry, beaches and khakis are still in your future.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/18/16	To Caitlyn Subject: Christmas I bought the plane tickets to London. Hope you're ready. But you can also back out. Rigsby said he hates fog.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/14/16	-stops, drops- -covers mouth, frantic eyes- Shh! I've got cookies, and I'm not sharing with Noah. Are you in, or what?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/14/16	-jumps out- -scoops up, runs away-
Lloyd R Darrow	12/13/16	I need tea too. And some crisps. And Desperate Housewives. -looks up at- Can we do all of that?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/13/16	-finds, collapses on- -heavy sigh- I need a nap.
Jackson McCarthy	12/13/16	To: Cait From: Jack Hold up. Who the fvck is Llyod?! Have I been living under a rock or something? Lord. I'm sorry. Rigsby is a...wonderful name.
Jackson McCarthy	12/13/16	blinks at phone Nephew??? To: Cait From: Jack Rigsby?? When the hell....Please tell me this is a joke. Or it's a dog. That doesn't sound like a baby name. That sounds like a dog name. You worry me, Cait.
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16	Ugh. I know. It's because he's so handsome. If he were ugly, we'd be having an entirely different discussion. ...and something about love and dedication. You're right.
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16	Or, like, permanently. If I run away, then I can completely avoid the subject of babies. ...and I can babysit Noah again!
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16	Sort of. But she's drunk all of the time! -hangs on- Don't leave me here. Take me back to Bloemfontein!
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16	Jameson! -deep breathes- -eye twitch- This is going to be a disaster. What if I kill it?
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16	-gasps- No! I can't handle his problems and the baby's! Play dates?! This is too much stress.
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16	-whines- It was just some cranberry juice! I was mixing a drink! -blank stare- I'm going to be a horrible mother. I can't have children! They'll die!
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16	-tugs on sleeve- -wide, innocent eyes- I gave Rigsby some juice. ...I didn't know babies couldn't have it.
Jameson Orlav	12/12/16	screeches WHATAREYOU- Oh my god. I'm going to kill her.
Elouise Warrock	12/12/16
Lloyd R Darrow	12/12/16	Stuck? … Like forever?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/11/16	You’re such a strange woman.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/11/16
Lloyd R Darrow	12/09/16	Mashed potatoes are entirely necessary. Should I go and scout a proper dessert? Noah and I need cupcakes.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/09/16	Carrots. Spinach is foul. -furrows brow- Last question. White roses or red?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/09/16	You asked, I answered honestly. Red meat was meant to be enjoyed, not chewed for hours like old leather. -takes hand, squints- ... What size is your ring finger?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/09/16	So rare it might as well still be screaming. -smirks- Gold, silver, or platinum?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/08/16	Mm. We'll take it into consideration. -prods- What cut of a diamond do you prefer?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/07/16	-blank stare- No. Think a little harder. ...we can name the dog Rigsby too.
Jameson Orlav	12/07/16	screams Oh.. Its like a taco Popsicle!
Lloyd R Darrow	12/07/16	-pats head- Don't worry. The only thing we'll have to discuss is the name of the puppy I adopted today.
Elouise Warrock	12/07/16	-gasps- -covered in flour, definitely flour- Ohemgee! Yes! Cookies! Stay forever.
Elouise Warrock	12/07/16	[text reply]: Blame Jameson! And get your butt over here. ...I'm baking cookies.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/07/16	-prods- But if we get married? Shouldn't I get to know first? ...I'm not sure I want to know anymore.
Lloyd R Darrow	12/06/16	-squints- But we weren't married. Or involved. Whatsoever. You're not really selling me with the reasoning here. -snickers under breath-
Lloyd R Darrow	12/06/16	...who the hell marries the same person more than once?
Lloyd R Darrow	12/06/16	-folds arms- For the moment. So, nine marriages was it? And if Casey is yours, you've got a lot more explaining to do. ... Just promise the part about more babies isn't true. Everything else I can live with. -snorts, strolls over- For the record, it isn't an autobiography. Tossers.
Elouise Warrock	12/03/16	To: bff From: bored Message: I have no one to watch Sunday morning cartoons with! Send Noah ASAP.
Jackson McCarthy	12/02/16	lets her stew for awhile Only slightly annoyed but it's cool. He's cool. Defo not mad To: Cait From: Jack Gee. What a weird question, Cait. Every last drop of alcohol in my place was replaced with club soda. Don't worry! But, I will have to get you back some day :D
Elouise Warrock	12/01/16	-clears throat- ...as soon as we're done watching Telly Tubbies.
Elouise Warrock	12/01/16	-steals infant- -shifty eyes- I'm gonna put him in a monkey costume.
Livia Vlcek	11/29/16	hands her a photo of a puppy smiles Hai Cait! trots off with a piece of toilet paper stuck to her boot
Livia Vlcek	11/29/16	jumps out of Caitlyn's bathroom CONGRATULATIONS!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/29/16	He rolls his eyes, shaking his head. "You don't have a problem. You've just had way to must exposure to Clark." Lloyd sinks back into the couch, a thoughtful expression on his face as he swirls the contents of his flute. "Celebrating? Oh. Clark finally used the yard today!" He reaches over, flicking her nose. "That, and I baked cinnamon buns for dessert, and they're not at all burned."
Lloyd R Darrow	11/29/16	"Mm. Nope. No meltdowns tonight. Stay put." Lloyd shuffles off into the kitchen. He emerges with two champagne flutes, pausing in the doorway. "Just sparking cider." He states for the sake of clarity. Sitting back on the couch, he offers one of the flutes over. "We're celebrating tonight, and not just because you found the toy I threw out. ...wait, you dug that orange squeaky out of the trash?"
Lloyd R Darrow	11/29/16	-blank stare, tugs on toy- I had a question, but I've changed my mind. God, you're so strange.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/29/16	-pokes- Pst.
Camille Hammond	11/29/16	"Imma gonna get you ALL the squeaky toys!!!"
Lloyd R Darrow	11/28/16	So long as it didn't have a cent left, I'm not worried. Of course I'll go shopping. But I'm only buying mac n' cheese. That stuff is great!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/28/16	-smiles- No, nothing new to report. ...yet.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/28/16	Assault? Huh. They're not usually so physically demonstrative of anyone other than me. -blank stare- What did you tell them? Any sordid details?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/28/16	Nine?! Sweet Jesus. -kisses cheek- It's okay. In the words of the great Donna Meagle, 'treat yo self'.
Camille Hammond	11/28/16	-gasps- Yes of course! But what happened to the last one?!
Dessa Chambers	11/28/16	Thanks! takes offered tictac The orange wealth is being shared! I'm so honored!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/28/16	-feigns offense- Then I suppose you being Caitlyn Darrow on the other credit cards is also enough! ...how many fake credit cards do we have?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/28/16	I don't believe you! -lowers voice- Do I have to be a Noire too?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/28/16	There are more* of you?!*
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-pats Noah's head- Just remember, Lloyd will always help you hide the bodies. Because I'm fantastic. -clears throat- But your mother is right. Violence is only used when necessary. Like if you prefer someone's lunchtime snack to yours.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	To quote a true American film, Talladega Nights, if you're not first, you're last. -pats Noah's head- If at first you don't succeed...kill you adversaries, and then success is guaranteed.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-grimaces- Noah sticks his tongue out. ... And one time, he stepped on my toes! -huffs with indignation-
Mackenzie	11/27/16	Mackenzie the jerk. She doesn't try to be. It just happens. She's been a bit out of her element, and frustrated. That comes across as mean, rude, and/or evil. Honestly, she's just cranky. Very, very cranky. And moody. And, well. It's not been a good couple of weeks for the Irish femme. But, with Caitlyn walking away, the best she can do at this point is catch the woman's eye and give her a knowing nod when the look is cast back in her direction. She gets it, all too well. And, just like Caitlyn, she too would protect what is hers. Kenz may be moody, but she is also loyal to a fault. "Ditto." Not another word. Just walk away.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-glances over at- He's definitely a tough one to beat. -flicks Noah's ear- But at least he doesn't cheat like some* people.*
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-sly grin- Not so much, no. -steals baby- Plus, Rigsby and I have a staring contest to get back to.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-dramatic gasp- Me? A jerk? -stumbles over, grapples both woman and baby- If you leave, I'll have no one to share these oranges with. -hopes bribery still works-
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-snorts- I just wanted to see how fast you'd come running back. ...watch reruns of this singing show with me and I'll consider a very nice ring for you.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-reclines, turns on TV- -calls after- Okay! I'll just stay here with Clark and this engagement ring.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-blinks- No. You smell.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/27/16	-wide eyes- -stuffs waffles into mouth- Mah'weh me.
Mackenzie	11/26/16	She must be insane. That's it. Cait absolutely has to have lost her goddamn mind. Mackenzie stares at the woman, head tilting as icy blue eyes casually flicker up and down the woman's form, and back again. Yes. Lost her mind. But she has to play nice. That was part of the deal, right? Ugh. No. Cannot. Can't. "If by orange juice and hugs, you mean blood and-" bad Mackenzie! Slowly, she leans in, giving the woman one of those awkward, uncomfortable, one armed hugs. "Thanks..."
Lloyd R Darrow	11/26/16	-hugs, kisses cheek- I got you some orange creamsicles, because I was feeling nice.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/25/16	Rigsby rolled under the bed and I can't get him out.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/24/16	Smashing? -snickers- Sure. Of course. Whatever you say.
Elouise Warrock	11/24/16	[text reply]: Yes, I cooked! It might even turn out well. Jameson and I dressed the kittens up in little outfits. Family is great!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/24/16	I don't understand how any of this works. Is this supposed to make sense?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/24/16	No! American Football! Come on, Cait, I'm acclimating!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/24/16	Shh. I don't know. I'm watching football.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/23/16	Now, now. That's only a half-truth. -sighs, offers handkerchief- Calm down, it's the earliest the family could get away. I invited everyone.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/23/16	I haven't decided yet. Maybe Christmastime. How does that sound? -ruffles hair- I have to give the fan girls ample notice.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/23/16	How have I been mean? -prods- Hmm? I was joking about Noah, and the leggy blondes. ... Please don't call my mother.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/23/16	-squints- You're so terribly difficult. -swats at- Can you leave after* I've been indoctrinated into the American festivities surrounding Thanksgiving? I want stuffing*.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/23/16	You can't move out with my dog! -folds arms- I'll trade you, Clark for Rigsby.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/22/16	-beams with pride- No, I didn't sleep on the couch. I made Noah sleep on the couch, I took his bed. Because I'm the adult.
Elouise Warrock	11/22/16	[text reply]: Drugs not hugs.
Elouise Warrock	11/22/16	[text reply]: Only if she brings the kool-aid and special brownies.
Elouise Warrock	11/22/16	[text reply]: Who is Lloyd? Gross, no. Stay forever! The vodka is REALLY cheap here.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/22/16	-guides into dining room- -clears throat, points- Two slices of toast, and one egg. And nothing is charred!
Elouise Warrock	11/22/16	To: gingerbread hoe From: miserable in moscow Message: I miss Noah. Bring him. And you can come too. Maybe even Jameson Jr. can come!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/22/16	-creeps up behind- -pokes- I made breakfast! Come look.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/21/16	No, no. They got the memo. All of the fangirls are leggy blondes anyway, so they're not exactly threatened by you. -snickers- ...that was a joke, by the way. Don't get emotional.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/21/16	There are children about! I can't just leave skeletons where they can find them. ...they're all in the basement now.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/21/16	Only one...and a half. -wry grin- I'll be okay, I swear. Maybe.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/21/16	Maybe tomorrow. -kisses brow- I'm too dizzy to focus on a screen.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/21/16	-hands glass of orange juice- -grumpy-br> -clearly still hungover- Was there something I had to do today? I can't remember.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/21/16	Maybe. I still have to ask again tomorrow!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/21/16	-scoops up- If we're inviting my mother, then we're also inviting your psycho sister. Or... we don't have to invite anyone. Elopement is so painless.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	-furrows brow- I'm not asking for taxes! -huffs- I thought you Americans loved* weddings. It's a billion dollar industry here. -frowns- Would you marry me even if it wasn't for tax purposes?*
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	Rigsby will behave, we have an understanding. -reaches for hands- Because he's not going to ruin his mother's wedding, he's very well-behaved. Can we get married? Should I ask again tomorrow? -nods, determined- I'm going to ask again tomorrow. Don't answer now.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	I can* walk. I just don't want to*. -groans, gets up- How long until Bora Bora? Can we go tomorrow?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	-sets bottle down- -snuggles up beside- It still works. I can hear it. -big yawn- We're gonna sleep on the couch tonight. I'm too tired to go upstairs.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	Shh. -swigs beer- -wide eyes- Tic tacs aren't that big! -completely aghast- You don't love me!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	-stumbles out of kitchen- -hands beer- Can you even drink? -drunken smile- I love you. Just a bit. A tad. Only a hair, really.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	If you don't hit the gas pedal I'm going to shoot myself.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	-wide eyes- I don't want crazy. You're enough, I promise! -plops on bed- -wounded stare- I'm not...grumpy.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	A minor detail. -snickers- I'm joking, Miss Sensitive. You're irreplaceable. Probably.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	-scoffs- Don't get ahead of yourself. IHOP is also fine.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	-picks back up, groans- You're so dramatic. I'm leaving you at the firehouse with Clark.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/20/16	-scoffs- -sets down on steps- Carry yourself to bed then. I'll just go get all of the good pillows before you.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/19/16	-rolls eyes- Shut up.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/19/16	-stumbles over- -scoops up- Come on, crazy. You need sleep.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/19/16	-sleepy smile- You're delirious. But I love you too. -grabs empty beer and box of cheerios- -stumbles into kitchen- Where is the baby?
Camille Hammond	11/19/16
Lloyd R Darrow	11/19/16	-half-asleep on couch with Rigsby- -watching Narcos- -mumbles- And that, my boy, is why you don't fck with Pablo Escobar.*
Elouise Warrock	11/19/16	-clears throat- -gets notebook and pen- Okay. I'm ready. Hit me!
Elouise Warrock	11/18/16	-squints- ...maybe.
Elouise Warrock	11/18/16	-saucer eyes- Tell me. I demand to know.
Elouise Warrock	11/18/16	...do I? -wide eyes-
Elouise Warrock	11/18/16	-tugs on sleeve- Where do babies come from?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/17/16	-gasps- ...but he looks just like me! -furrows brow- No, no. You go to bed, I'll take care of everything. -flexes- Just remember how great I am when my mother reigns terror down upon us all.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/17/16	-heavy sigh- I'll write her tomorrow, then. Now, stop trying to charm my baby. He's mine. -winks, nudges- Bed time for both of you. We've got a long day of moody baby ahead of us.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/17/16	-grins, kisses brow- You know you don't actually* have to win me over. I'm going to do it regardless, but I have to keep a tough exterior. -wide eyes- Asking my mother for baby khakis might alert her to the fact that there is a baby. Which may or may not have been mentioned in my latest email.*
Lloyd R Darrow	11/17/16	Don't worry, I'll take care of the dog. You need to rest. And eat snacks and watch movies. -quietly rocks Rigsby- And if you really win me over, I might consider getting you a McMuffin in the morning. But don't bet on it.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/17/16	No, I don't believe so. Second verse, same as the first. That's literally a lyric from the song. -shuffles over, kisses cheek- I enjoy you in general... Don't get a big head over that.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/17/16	-slides by- -singing to Rigsby- I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eight I am I am... I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before! -back tracks- I can't tell if he's laughing because he likes it or because I'm bad.
Jameson Orlav	11/15/16	scratches head Are.. Are you her mom?
Elouise Warrock	11/15/16	-stops, runs back- -sniffles- ...candy? -nods- Okay, fine.
Elouise Warrock	11/15/16	-freezes- -triggered- -ugly cries- -runs away-
Jameson Orlav	11/15/16	sage nod dramatic echo Prudence. PRUDENCE. pRuDeNcE.
Elouise Warrock	11/15/16	I want both! Satiate my need for validation!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/15/16	Fine. Fine. -groans- -lifts up into arms- This is a one time thing. Because I'm nice.
Jameson Orlav	11/15/16	WHO told you- mumbles Elouise... coughs I mean.. Elouise Prudence. wonders if, like Rumpelstiltskin, knowing her whole name can stifle her evil
Jameson Orlav	11/15/16	girly screams
Lloyd R Darrow	11/15/16	Yes. He's cute. Of course he's cute! ...until you live him with the babysitter and her meth lab explodes! -very imposing- -relenting sigh- We're getting a nanny-cam if she's going to stay around.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/15/16	-laughs- Yes, I'll still love you. But I don't believe it will come to that, ever. ...Wait. -blinks- Jesus Christ. The babysitter is a pill pusher?!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/15/16	-pats hand- I'm not horribly offended, Cait. You were a bit busy, and rather drugged up.
Elouise Warrock	11/15/16	Don't worry! No drugs until he's 16. -scowls- I'll kick her lily white ass to be the God Mother. I earned a promotion! Camille doesn't hang out with Noah and feed him!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/15/16	-grins- Darling, you kept referring to me as the Pizza Man. While I do agree it is an admirable superhero name, I've always considered myself as more of a Batman type of fellow.
Elouise Warrock	11/15/16	-blinks at- Rigsby? ...fine. I accept this name. I'm the God Mother, right? I want to introduce this child to fun things. Like drugs.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/15/16	I'm taking Noah and Clark to the nearest fire station. I hear they take great care of abandoned dogs and children. -pats-
Elouise Warrock	11/14/16	...oops. You didn't hear it from me! -makes gimme hands- Do I at least get to hold Jameson Jr.?
Elouise Warrock	11/14/16	-pft's- Right. Not "my" baby. -uses air quotes- I'd give it a great name. Like Jameson Kingston Orlav Junior!
Elouise Warrock	11/14/16	First, I'll kick his ass. Easy. -huffs- Second, you can't name my baby Rigsby!
Elouise Warrock	11/14/16	Yes, pictures! -scuffs floor- Or if I could just borrow it for a few weeks...
Elouise Warrock	11/14/16	To: baby mama From: cabbage patch kid Message: I haven't gotten baby pictures yet and I am OFFENDED. I'm very maternal now, thank you.
Jameson Orlav	11/14/16	flounces in shades of gold
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	Don't be dramatic! -being very dramatic- We'll just name it Noah, and then either way we're right!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	-whines- Why did I agree to this?! ...what are we going to name a girl? We should have planned harder!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	-slams on the break- A girl?! I'm really* not prepared for this!*
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	If I break to hard, is he going to fall out? ...would that be a good thing?! -panics- What if Rigsby isn't a good name?! We don't have any time to pick a new one!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	-puts the pedal to the metal- Are you sure you can't just hold him in?!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	-throws Noah and dog in the back seat- If you give birth in this car, you get to keep it. And the cleaning bill.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	You don't need the dog! -screeches- What?! I'm not equipped for this!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	-screams- -tucks Noah under arm- Let's go, go, go!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	-tackles keys out of hands- You can't drive! You're a balloon! ...a lovely, beautiful balloon?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/11/16	-runs around screaming- Where the hell is the baby bag?!
Jameson Orlav	11/10/16	hands cloaked in oven mitts claps together, then waves at bends at the knees a little, like a catcher OKAY. I'm ready!
Elouise Warrock	11/10/16	Elouise looks down at her phone, reading it over a few times to make sure she'd gotten it right. Baby?! Gross. Children are awful. [text reply]: new phone, who dis?
Elouise Warrock	11/10/16	To: Kay Toe Lane Message: I thought I said stay AWAY from the brownies and kool-aid!
Jameson Orlav	11/10/16	wide eyes WHAT?!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/10/16	-throws head back, groans- Whaaat?!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/10/16	Hold on, Noah is invited? -whines-
Jameson Orlav	11/10/16	Whens this kid coming anyway? I need someone to watch cartoons with.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	-freezes- Stop moving so fast! You're going to shake him out!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	-rolls eyes- It was a joke. You can pick whatever name you want. So long as it isn't something stupid. Like Foxxy Cleopatra.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	-shifty eyes- We don't need names where we're going. -pats-
Camille Hammond	11/09/16	-ears perk- -gasps, grins, palms patting against the tops of her thighs- What's that? Who's a good girl? That's right, you are! -coughs, shifty eyes-
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	-groans- We're going off the grid.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	-taps chin- I don't see why they wouldn't. He might get held to see if he has any diseases, but that won't be for long. -shivers- We won't give her the forwarding address. How about that?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	-blinks- Canada, then Australia. -walks over, kisses brow- ...we'll come back in however many years it takes for this cheeto puff to go away. -sighs- We just can't live in England, because then it would be very easy for my mother to find us and make us wear khakis.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	Anywhere but America, my dear. How does Australia sound?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/09/16	-looks up from zipping up suitcases- There isn't any time to eat waffles. We're fleeing.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/07/16	-blank stare- You're a twin? There's a twin? ...you don't switch each other out, do you?! -pokes- Which one are you?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/07/16	-tilts head- Which Lindsay? The one from Napa Valley or the one from London? You don't sound like the latter. But who knows, they both faked accents for that movie. -wide eyes- She's not really a twin, is she?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/07/16	-smirks, kisses cheek- Nothing to be done about that, I'm afraid. I just have the more appealing accent.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/07/16	-pats stomach- Me too Rigsby, me too.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/07/16	McDreamy is a terrible surgeon. Obviously Meredith is the only sensible one here.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/06/16	-wrapped in blanket burrito- -marathoning Grey's Anatomy- -mouth full of popcorn- Thif is na' rea'wis'tic.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/05/16	You're impervious to illness with all the orange juice you drink. -sighs, glowers at stomach- Rigsby, stop being a sh!t. -looks back up at- Satisfactory?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/04/16	What? It's not like he's going to listen to me.
Jameson Orlav	11/04/16	[text reply] You silly nugget. When you go into labor you won't be going anywhere. ...Are you sure there's just one?
Jameson Orlav	11/04/16	To: squeakytoy From: le doc [message] Well.. Depends on your definition of licensed. Technically, no. But that doesn't mean that I don't have the experience!
Lisbeth Salander	11/04/16	[cants head] The lip ring? No. I found it quite pleasurable. [gives a crooked smile]
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	Treat? -begrudgingly gets up- -disappears, reappears with Halloween bucket- You can have whatever candy you want. -plops back down-
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	-wide eyes- No, absolutely not. I will not be a proponent to such a culinary catastrophe. -yawns- Just do it after I fall asleep. Then I'll never have to know it happened.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	You would not have said yes, because you would prefer to marry me. -nudges- Pizza, grumpy?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	-girly scream- -clears throat- I didn't tell* Emerson to do anything. She said she'd prefer to marry you, so I suggested she go and make it a surety, then.* -pats cushion next to him- Now come here and relax.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	[message reply]: I already packed a bag, I have a car, and we can just sell Noah to the gypsies. Don't worry, it was only cranberry juice.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	To: Cait That sounds ominous. Am I in trouble? Noah spilled the juice, I SWEAR.
Ashton _ Wendell	11/03/16	Gives YOu a basket full of your favorite orange juice" Congrat on your new rank to black beat you deserve it!!
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	[message reply]: Let her down gently. And then we can eat the pizza I ordered.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	-derisive snort- And let Emerson use it?! There's cash in my wallet. Also. -kisses cheek- I've been informed affection is important. ...so there you go.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	Sleep is wonderful. They're just gummies, I'll buy you more. You do it.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/03/16	Ask Emerson to get it. She never does anything important. Like sleep.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/02/16	To: Cait Re: [multimedia message sent] I got fudge too. And a mustache. Tooth cavities are a guarantee. So is stargazing.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/02/16	To: Cait Re: [multimedia message sent] I’m too busy looking at you. I’m assuming that was a yes to ice cream. Ben and Jerry are creative fellows.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/02/16	To: Cait Re: [multimedia message sent] I prefer this picture of you imitating Clark. Can we have ice cream for dinner?
Lloyd R Darrow	11/02/16	To: Cait I like you, just a bit. [multimedia message sent]
Lisbeth Salander	11/02/16	Congratulations on achieving the elusive 20! And the first werewolf no less.. [toys with lip ring] I think ..maybe.. I can spare you the taser just this once.
Lloyd R Darrow	11/01/16	A nap? Only for a few minutes. -yawns- -closes eyes- -snores-
Lloyd R Darrow	11/01/16	-wraps self around- -heavy sigh- Life is rough. I want to sleep forever.
Briahne Dancescu	10/31/16	"Congratulations on RANKING to BLACK BEAST!!!!"
Lloyd R Darrow	10/31/16	The babysitter's husband's credit card? I don't have to pay him back, right? -big sigh- We can go camping, so long as you promise not to eat anything that was not originally intended to be food in the first place.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/31/16	I was informed recently you never tell a pregnant woman 'no'. So yes, Clark can have a new friend. Until he inevitably eats the puppy to prove his dominance. -pats head- But no more puppies... or milkbones. We're training for a marathon here!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/31/16	-blank stare- Puppy?! Milkbones?! -sighs heavily- So long as the hammock and crib are practical. -ruffles hair- Happy Halloween, you absolute goober.
Sofia Johanneson	10/31/16	Much congratulations and applause for your hard work and ranking. You are an inspiration to all beasts and a credit to the Crew and Realm!
Dr Van Helsing	10/31/16	Rank 20! Very well deserved.
Livia Vlcek	10/31/16	Congorats on Black Beast! *hive fives*
Andrei Codin	10/31/16	* I snicker as I hide behind a parked car, and let my voice carry thru the night * You're quite welcome
Lloyd R Darrow	10/30/16	-blank stare- With my credit card?! -shuffles over, alleviates the armload of gifts- ...you didn't drink any of it, right?
Andrei Codin	10/30/16	* I slink thru the bushes as I sneak up to the front door, making sure no one sees me. In front of the front door, I leave a big box of Milk Bones, with a note attached. " Congratulations on your great accomplishment. * I ring the doorbell,then I run like hell *
Marah Boru	10/30/16	"Congrats here have a drink." + hands her a bottle of Captain Morgan.+
W_Kat	10/30/16	WTG!! Congrats Cait! hands you an Orange
Jameson Orlav	10/30/16	sighs and laughs Yeah, alright, you're welcome. Enjoy, and consider it my congrats for your hard work. grabs candy, stuffs into his pocket plots wifes doom
Jameson Orlav	10/30/16	glances over his shoulder looks back to cait Let me guess.. Plastic? Of the MasterCard sort?
Jameson Orlav	10/30/16	narrows eyes perpetually suspicious of shenanigans Thanks for..? eyes cart of orange merch
Ronan Boru	10/30/16	Congrats on the rank 20.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/30/16	-strolls away to kitchen- -shouts from the other room- Obviously! You can't vacation before a marathon! ... Should the popcorn be turning black?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/30/16	-pats head- I'll make the popcorn too. You just sit there and work on your calves. We're going to train for a marathon, and you can just push Rigsby in a stroller in front of you. -pats stomach- -whispers- He's going to be the fittest baby ever.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/30/16	Yes. You look very intimidating. I wouldn't challenge you to a kick boxing match. -pats- I'll go pick out all of the orange flavored Starbursts from their packages for you.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/30/16	Waffle tacos?! -big eyes- -squints- ...have you been working out? -pokes muscles-
King Of Nazareth	10/30/16	*Congrats Caitlyn on ranking to 20...
Elouise Warrock	10/30/16	...I vote yes to the power suit and to the swimming pool! It's okay, Camille will love it!
Elouise Warrock	10/30/16	No, no. I can get it later. Right now we've gotta buy you the most expensive everything ever!
Elouise Warrock	10/30/16	And we'll get clothes and shoes and whatever else you want! ...some oregano. -coughs- I mean, no oregano. Today is about y-o-u!
Elouise Warrock	10/30/16	-loves, smothers and worships- You're getting a lifetime supply of orange juice courtesy of Jameson's credit card!!
Elouise Warrock	10/30/16	-heavily pets- My precious...
Jameson Orlav	10/29/16	eyes wide Waffle.. Tacos.. chases after
Lloyd R Darrow	10/28/16	Lloyd reaches over, taking her hand in his. He lets out a soft laugh, watching as his thumb traces over the back of her hand. "Just don't touch anything in the fridge, ever. I'll label all the safe things from now on. That Kool-Aid is a serious trip." "You don't need to be anything* like anyone from Desperate Housewives. They're dysfunctional in a very different way. You're an least enjoyable*."
Lloyd R Darrow	10/28/16	“Oregano looking flakes in the orange juice…? Caitlyn, you know that’s --.” He cuts off, letting out a scoff and a sigh as he shakes his head in disapproval. He knew despite anything he said, no warnings over her favorite babysitter would be heard. Lloyd swats her hand away, rolling his eyes. “You don’t need to mother me, I survived. Barely. At any rate, I rather enjoyed my walk about. Besides the whole drugged, wilderness bit of it. And naturally, I missed your pancakes.” He lets out a sigh, leaning his head on her arm. “And you, maybe, just a bit. But that’s why I got you juice.”
Lloyd R Darrow	10/28/16	Lloyd stumbles into the living room, disheveled, exhausted, but bearing two bottles of orange juice. He plops down beside Caitlyn, handing off one of the juices before he scratches his head -- coming up with a few leaves, which he promptly discards on the floor. "I got up in the middle of the night for a drink, and could only find that weird purple Kool-Aid. I had some, and I woke up hours later on a park bench four miles from home." He clears his throat, unsealing the cap of his own drink and chugging some with obvious thirst. "I would have gotten an Uber, but I didn't have my phone. So I bought some juice and walked back. There is something seriously* wrong with the babysitter for leaving that were Noah can get it*."
Livia Vlcek	10/28/16	picks up a tic tac and pops it in her mouth blinks a few times cants head and ponders Maybe yes? Except without the hippos, the marbles or the fun. offers her a chair to sit in I will choose the Batman with the horns and pink unicorn, please. squints Why is he riding a unicorn...through the house.
Livia Vlcek	10/28/16	eyes widen at the word 'Batman' grabs a cone to 'help' Caitlyn noms the frozen dessert Are they the plasters with his face or just the bat signal? looks around at the quite humble apartment she's residing in Um, see, funny story...my house was lit on fire and I had to move here. shifty eyes After the Hunger Games in Slovakia...
Livia Vlcek	10/28/16	lifts her head from the book she's reading wonders how Caitlyn got into her home ears perk at 'Italian Ice' Is is for my broken nose or my blackened eye?
Elouise Warrock	10/28/16	You can have all of the special brownies you want after baby!
Elouise Warrock	10/28/16	-swats- Say no to drugs, Cait!
Elouise Warrock	10/28/16	If it's on the fridge and has my name on it, assume the worst! ...and if Camille makes Kool-Aid or brownies, also expect the worst.
Camille Hammond	10/28/16	ALLOFIT! Don't trust any one but me. I've always got your back. -little crazy blinks-
Camille Hammond	10/28/16	-slaps away orange juice from Caits hand- Don't drink that, its poison! Or, well, its never oregano around here.. Bunch of druggies. -frowns-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	No, no. I can make it. I'm just going to need some Advil. And the heating pad.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	-rolls eyes- I'm not going to throw out my back. -lifts- -heaves- -turns blue- -drops back down- I guess we can just sleep on the couch tonight.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	-shrugs- Good. So long as it's consensual pocket rooting. -big sigh- Just this once, I'll carry you up the stairs. But if you hit your head, I'm not taking responsibility for it.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	You’re adorable and I forgive you for being so demanding. -furrows brow- Why is Emerson fondling you? I thought that was my job.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	We're not going to Bora Bora anymore. ...because it's not a vacation if I have to work.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	Only a few. ...no pregnancy jokes. You're not a whale! Of course I'll carry you. But only if you deserve it.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	-groans- I did not say that! -scoops up into hug- You also just happen to be pregnant, you dunce. If I dropped you, I'd fling myself off of a bridge.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	-wide eyes- -sits down beside- I mean this in the most practical, kindest way possible. -pauses- -kisses- ThereisabsolutelynowayIcancarryyou. -deep breath-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	I'm going to have this babysitter killed in a heinous manner. -huffs-
Jameson Orlav	10/27/16	bursts through door WHERESMYCAKEPREGGERS. narrows eyes and crouches I will attack a pregnant lady for cake!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	-nods in agreement- So lucky. I also put hand soap in the dishwasher...
Lloyd R Darrow	10/27/16	-shifty eyes- I only spilled a little* bit.*
Elouise Warrock	10/27/16	-gasps- Careful with my funfetti! -keeps chasing, gets winded- ... I'm gonna go take a nap! Don't drop that!
Elouise Warrock	10/27/16	... did you just steal my monthiversary cake?! -chases after- I'm gonna bust your gingerbread ass!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	Yes, you're catching on! -yawns- Don't worry, you and Clark were there as well. Not even in my dreams can I avoid your insistence for a khaki family picture.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	Alice died in the first episode, Cait. -pauses, offers hand- I was dreaming about the beaches of Bermuda...pink sand, no Legos to step on. It was wonderful. -squeezes hand- I also bought Noah a giant, stuffed giraffe. I saw it in a catalogue... I need an intervention.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-sigh- No, you silly woman. Come to bed, Alice will still be dead in the next episode. ...and every episode. -stumbles for stairs-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-shrieks- -rolls off couch- -hits head on coffee table- ...You're bad luck. -grumbles- I'm going to bed, so this brewing concussion becomes a full blown coma.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-asleep on couch- -snores- -drools on-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-knocks phone away- -hugs- Shh. Focus on Desperate Housewives. Gabrielle just got caught having an affair!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-slams laptop shot- Excuse me?! -eye twitch- You weren't also shirtless, were you?! Who do I have to kill?!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-gags- If you want to eat char, we can definitely take turns.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	--rolls eyes- Well isn't he a regular Julia Child. -taps chin- No. Only for the next week or two, and then I'll expect waffles. -flicks nose-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-peeks over at- You're too kind to me. -kisses brow- I swear I'll learn how to cook. ... or I'll make Clark do it.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-sulks- -hands McMuffin- I can't fry an egg after all.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/26/16	-flicks nose- Fine. I was going to stay up and watch Desperate Housewives, but I'll just make sure you freeze to death ahead of schedule. -loops arm around- -heavy yawn- Just wait until I let myself go.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-scowls- I can fry an egg, you ass. -folds arms over chest- ...just because you're beautiful and talented doesn't mean I can't be as well!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-groans- Yes, you are. Yes, I will. No groping, or I'll put on several layers of sweaters. -furrows brow- And I might even make you breakfast in bed tomorrow.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-girly squeal- -pulls off glasses- Don't objectify me! I'm not a slab of meat! ... -kisses brow- Come on, preggo. Bed time.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	To: Khaki Queen [multimedia message sent] Fan girls are great for photography! … Clark threw up on my shirt. That's the only reason I'm not wearing one, I swear.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-dragging trash bags behind him- -grumbles under breath- Maybe I should leave you* out with the cans. -grins- -glances back at- I'm not going to throw Noah out, I just bought him a new Lego set. I've invested!*
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-groans- I suppose. -stomps off- -yells behind him- But I'm leaving him in the can with the bag!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-eyes over- I'll take out the trash if you make them right now.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-narrows eyes- ...no. I get pancakes and she doesn't. I'll consider that a win in my book.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-grumps- Yes, I'm clean and lovable again. -accepts hug- ...I'm a better babysitter, to be clear.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-gasps- -sputters- I thought I was your favorite! -wounded gaze- I'm going to go change my shirt.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-tilts head back- -glares- Who teaches a child to play with fire?! Just let her down gently. It'll be fine.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-wonderment cut short by bloody nose- I'm fine! -holds sleeve to nose- No matches, I swear! Fire your babysitter, woman. I'm not going to raise a vagrant!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-skids into room- -slams into wall- ... Baby movement? I want to feel! -huffs- I left the boy with a bucket of chocolate covered pretzels and Nightmare on Elm Street.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	To: Sleep Talker [text]: Noah skipped school and we're going to eat lots of Halloween candy and watch Horror movies. You can hang out with Clark.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/25/16	-eye twitch- -groan- Now I am. -yawn- The Dragon's name was Snark. And he burned anyone who dare wake him from his slumber. ...same for the Prince. He would even go so far as to hang a princess if she dared to keep him up. -nudges- -sleepy mumble- No more questions. Just sleep.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/24/16	-smug grin- -snuggles- Thank God. I was worried I'd have to turn you out onto the streets. -kisses brow- Now hush up, Orange Princess. Prince Floyd needs his beauty sleep.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/24/16	Fine. But only one. -leads to bed- Once upon a time, there was an English Prince. We’ll call him… Floyd. -tucks in- Floyd was incredibly handsome, and dashing, and intelligent, and… -clears throat- One day, he encountered a Princess, with beautiful red hair, and an eccentricity for a certain citrus fruit. Prince Floyd inevitably won the Princess over with his many attributes, grand castle, valiant companion, and… no. That’s about it. Now, go to bed.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/24/16	Because I know all. -intimidating stare- ... Sod it. Do what you'd like. You're too adorable to punish. -grumbles under breath-
Elouise Warrock	10/24/16	... I was thinking it would make for a great surprise! Right after I tell him we're handing out toothbrushes instead of candy.
Elouise Warrock	10/24/16	-shifty eyes- Yeah... right... Jameson will totally get some.
Elouise Warrock	10/24/16	...can I also get a taco?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/24/16	Feet on my back? No, absolutely not. I’ll know.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/24/16	My Xanax knocked me right out. And even if I wasn't drugged, you couldn't possibly snore louder than Clark.
Elouise Warrock	10/24/16	I'm dressing Noah up as a little Jameson. It'll be great! We're just going to run around with knives and fire!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/24/16	-nonchalant shrug- That definitely seems like a problem you'll have to solve on your own. You're American! Where's your creed of individualism?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	-groans- He can be a dragon. Alright? Problem solved. Now. -tugs on sleeve- I'm exhausted. Bed time.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	-blank stare- He's a dog. He doesn't get a costume.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	Tinkerbell is the ripped off version of me. There will be so much glitter we'll be sneezing for weeks! -triumphant nod- -leans over- -chaste kiss- That's for being so pragmatic. And for the pancakes.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	-furrows brow- Why don't you wear the ball gown. It would make more sense for you to play the part of the princess. -taps chin- We'll make Noah be the prince. Do I get wings?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	-big sigh- Whatever makes you happy. As long as I get glitter.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	-frowns- No, I want to be a dog. Or a fairy princess. Noah has to be something spectacular and creative. ...like a cowboy. I hear that's well received.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	-squints- Paint my face? ... I suppose. But I deserve a medal for saying yes.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/23/16	-arms full of arts and crafts supplies- I was told the best way to learn about Halloween was through this application called Pinterest. ... We're going to paint your stomach like a jack-o-lantern now. -big smile-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-rolls eyes- We're just going to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Relax.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-big smile- You're the best! -pats head- Noah and I are going to go watch cartoons.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-big eyes- I'll eat whatever you don't eat... but I want the dinosaur. ... Noah doesn't need it.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-runs into kitchen- -wide eyes- I'm not qualified enough to handle this! -starts to back out- Your diary is under your pillow!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-blinks- -kisses cheek- Pancakes. Stacks on stacks. -looks around- I just gotta go... put your diary back in a conspicuous place.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	I want pancakes. Lots of pancakes. -shifty eyes- Diary? ... I have no idea what you're talking about.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-heavy sigh- Whatever you would like. Dog, no dog. But no khakis.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-scoops up into hug- I won't be going on any tropical vacation with you. ... or Clark. He'll never let me live it down.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-rolls eyes- Come on. I'm not that negligible. I threw them all in the sink. Totally useless now!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-beams- I knew I kept you around for a reason. Oh... -scratches head- Noah looked so sweet, so I thought a few wouldn't hurt...
Lloyd R Darrow	10/22/16	-mumbles- -grumbles- -sighs- ...good. I need someone to do my grocery shopping. And switch the light bulbs.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	Seven. -squints- ...Eight. It's an eight.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-huffs- ...I'm not jealous of a dog! -shifty eyes- So what if I am?
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-glares- Fiji worked its way into the plans when you chose to marry Clark. ... I'll bring you back a t-shirt.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-grumbles- Fine. I hope Clark is good at changing diapers. I'll be in Fiji with all the hot mamas.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-scoffs- Because I called dibs.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-frowns- You can't marry Clark! I own him, and I say no. -mumbles under breath-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-scoffs- One would be expensive enough, thank you. I'll stick with monogamy at present. But, who knows... -shrugs- Maybe I'll marry Clark.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-contemplates- No, I think they have a few years before they're no longer hot. -pats- ...you're certain you want me to bring back a bunch of good looking women for you?
Jameson Orlav	10/21/16	Of course. Do I look like some kind of monster? snatches, starts to gnaw on churro Say, is there anything about me in there?!
Jameson Orlav	10/21/16	eyes churro like a puppy dog Diary? What do I care about your diary? tries to snatch the treat
Lloyd R Darrow	10/21/16	-tilts head- -fights back laughter- Yes, my dear. I'll bring you back plenty of hot mamas for your amusement.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/20/16	-stops- -sighs- -kisses cheek- I won't go to Bora Bora without you. ... maybe just Hawaii.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/20/16	-mumbles under breath- -kicks dog toy out of the way- I need a vacation! ... but I guess I'll wait for Rigsby to be born. Maybe.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/20/16	-stumbles around house- -steps on ninja lego- -yelps- That's it! You all need to move out!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/19/16	“I said almost* anything. Don’t get too adventurous.” He snorts derisively. “Clark is not family, Clark is a dog. He doesn’t get to eat at the dinner table, and he doesn’t get to be in the Christmas photos.” He reminds, before meeting Clark’s gaze, and he lets out a sigh. “… okay, so he’s family. But he’s still not getting in the damn picture.” “We’ll find a good name. I promise.” He pats her hand, giving her a small smile. “… I’ll make sure you don’t read anything terrible… we can’t have you naming the baby Brad Pitt because you read a tabloid.” Lloyd leans over, pressing his lips to her brow. “Time for bed for you, I think. Noah doesn’t need a zombie mother. And pregnant or not, I expect a full continental breakfast when I wake up. Four rations of bacon and all.” A quiet laugh escapes his lips, the smirk plastered to his features revealing his sarcasm. “Clark and I are going to get into some online gambling charges with your credit cards*.”
Lloyd R Darrow	10/18/16	He’s still rolling his eyes and shaking his head, a clear subscriber to propriety. “That is why I’m constantly relieved Clark is such a responsible chaperone.” He lets out a little sigh. “You can call me whatever you like. Like Clark, if you use the right intonation, I’ll answer to almost anything.” “…but you can’t name the child after the dog. I’ll never let you live it down.”
Lloyd R Darrow	10/18/16	“Isabelle? No, no. That simply won’t do.” He shakes his head for emphasis. “Rigsby is a great name!” Lloyd’s chest seems to puff back out in pride until he’s sucked into the confines of the blanket, he relents, a sigh escaping him as he leans into her. A groan escapes his lips as she shakes his head. “Hunky Lloyd?! Not… ‘Intelligent’ or ‘Witty’? Am I just a piece of meat to you?!” His indignation appears to only be a front, as his grin stays plastered. “Isabelle is starting to seem more and more appealing…”
Lloyd R Darrow	10/18/16	He deflates, letting out a disgruntled sigh. "No nicknames. Give it my middle name. I wouldn't mess with a chap named Rigsby. Right?" He gauges her reaction with clear defensiveness. "Or you can just preface Lloyd with 'Baby' for... the baby. And 'Handsome' for me. Unless we're both handsome, then we'll have to think a little harder..."
Lloyd R Darrow	10/18/16	He scoffs. “Clark doesn’t need a pie. Ineed a pie. Many pies. Of all sorts of flavors. But we’ll start with cherry.” A challenging glare is shot to Clark, who responds with a low growl. Not a stupid dog, this one. “Bernerd? Like… Bernie? Cait, that sounds like the kid who gets his lunch spit on. You’ve gotta pick a strong name.” He puffs his chest out. “Like Lloyd.” Lloyd nods with increasing eagerness and approval. “I’d be terrified of a kid named Lloyd.”
Elouise Warrock	10/18/16
Lloyd R Darrow	10/17/16	He perks up at bit, leaning in to press his nose to hers. "Yes, special dinner. Yes, pie. Is that even a question?" He cracks a smile, pecking the tip of her nose before he pulls back. "All babies start out looking like prunes. We'll give it at least two weeks to shape up, or we'll just pass it off to someone else." Lloyd grins, shaking his head. "Madness is relative, you know. I may be mad, but I'm perfectly sane compared to most."
Lloyd R Darrow	10/17/16	“Consider this a pre-intervention, intervention.” He quips amiably, before freezing, his smile dissipating some. “Shopping? Well, someone* has to carry your bags. I’ll consider it.” He relents, another sigh escaping. His gaze focuses ahead, mind wandering for a moment before orange juice is mentioned. He blinks, blue eyes focusing back to her with a jadedness. “I’m not quite apt enough to enjoy this heavenly nectar, presently. It might be a day or two before I have a taste for more than water and saltines*.” He relents as she leans against him, readjusting so his arm would wrap around her shoulders. “Moody dog, I can handle. Fanatic red-head, I can deal with. Charming yet devilish little boy, … probably manageable. Baby, pushing it, but if it’s cute I’ll get over it. Second dog? Good God, woman. I’ll go mad!”
Elouise Warrock	10/17/16
Elouise Warrock	10/17/16	-big sigh- Okay, you can have the squeaky toy back.
Elouise Warrock	10/17/16	-wide eyes- ... it wasn't me!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/17/16	The man emits a heavy sigh of defeat. "Shop wherever you like... just don't bring home any sympathy khakis. For me, or you." He stares down at her with an intimidating brow, but the smile he still wore certainly contradicts it. "And no artistically obtrusive frames. Just basic, plastic, and black. And we'll pop the glass out to prevent any further incidents." "... I don't believe we get to choose what they run us out with, but I can certainly try and make a few requests. No promises. Angry mobs aren't really my forte." Lloyd takes a sip of his OJ, finding his tastebuds hadn't totally restored after the hunt. Instead he simply offers the glass over to the crazies red-head beside him. For once, totally happy to share. His expression shifts, mockingly offended by the question. "Return policy? I'm a top of the line product, no defections. If anyone requires a return policy, it's me. I would have traded Clark in for a Labrador any day."
Lloyd R Darrow	10/16/16	Her words register with him, and he tilts his head, looking at her questioningly. “…Do people like* Ikea?” He shakes his head. “I’ll just shop online… or give you my card. You may shop anywhere you’d like for the furniture, but if you try to bring home outfits for Clark, we’ll be having a serious intervention.” “Cute frame? Well if you liked it --* ” He’s cut off by her tirade of a confession, a smirk growing as she went. He shakes his head, scoffing in amusement. “Caitlyn, we really must work on your sidewalk skills. My neighbors already think I’m strange enough, without your stalking habits adding to it. We’re going to get run out of here with fire and pitchforks!” Lloyd slithers out of the living room for a few moments, returning only once his hands were filled with two glasses of orange juice, a bag of chips dangling between his teeth. He passes off her glass, releasing the chips so they fall onto the couch, before he sits down after them – narrowly avoiding crushing them in the process. “And if you buy this furniture, you’ll be passing the point of no return. There will be absolutely no getting rid of Clark.” He clears his throat. “… or me. But that’s tertiary.”
Lloyd R Darrow	10/16/16	“Nail polish…? Of course. You know… for Clark.” He looked about with shifty eyes before returning his sight to her, and then over to the dog for affirmation. Clark, for all his interest, simply billowed out a sigh, an admission of defeat. “Ah, see? If he can deal with you and I, he can certainly handle Noah. So long as he doesn’t try to steal his oranges, which won’t be a problem, will it? The dog has more to fear with you.” He grins, reaching over to tousle the hair on Clark’s head, earning a whine of disapproval, but no action. “You’ve spoiled this dog, you know. Now I can’t use him to fend off burglars, and we’ll never know if Jimmy’s stuck in the well… not that we have any wells around here, but it would be good to know!” Lloyd relinquished the fight, gaze lifting towards the ceiling momentarily. “… I’m afraid I don’t have an extra bed. All of those rooms are rather under-furnished. I suppose I could just go to… Ikea.” He let out an involuntary shiver at the name. “And I’ll pick up a few extra picture frames while I’m there.” At the final comment he shot her a meaningful look. “Try not to bust anymore, yeah? We can’t have broken glass laying around all the time. People might begin to think this is actually* a murder house*.”
Lloyd R Darrow	10/15/16	“Legos are dangerous, got it.” He nods, still unclear as to why they would then be allowable child’s play. He nods as she rambles on, noting every way in which he could entertain the boy. “Coloring? He’s not going to paint the walls with crayons, is he?” He looked around, feeling a pang of fear that the freshly painted wall would soon be destroyed with handprints and markers. Did he really care? No, he supposed not. Walls could always be refinished. He looked to her then with a vague smile. “Holiday? You’re catching on. But, if that little girl gets on a flight, Jane will never take her back.” “Or we could just give him Clark and let him run rampant. Every boy deserves a dog! There are a hundred and one books written about just that. I don’t believe Clark has ever actually dealt with a child… but I’m sure he’ll be fine.”
Lloyd R Darrow	10/15/16	Hide the matches? His eyes go wide, unsure now of what to expect with this child. Eagerness faded into terror. Would he be swinging from chandeliers next? ... It was a good thing there weren't any installed. "I've never actually entertained a child... I suppose he doesn't have any knowledge of wine, then? We can't chat about foreign affairs..." He lets out a big sigh. This boy would hate him. "No, not from Desperate Housewives, you ass. I have a niece, remember?" He flicks her nose, finally cracking a smile once more.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/14/16	He rolls his eyes, a feigned glare projected her way. "You wound me, you know. I value my khakis far too much to stow bodies in there additionally." A quiet laugh follows, before he looks to her with noted surprise. "Noah? I finally get to meet this chap?" Eagerness was not an emotion he expressed well, but it seemed as if he was. And then, a much deeper laugh follows at her next comment. "Good Lord. I think my mother would be on the next plane." He neatly tucked the idea of baby khakis away, saving it for later plotting. "I proclaim with great confidence I am the swiftest, most efficient diaper changer you shall ever meet. You're lucky to have me, really. It's not often I offer my services so freely." Lloyd was teasing, naturally. There was a part of him that craved the busyness and comfort of family life, even if he would never admit it.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/14/16	"We'll figure something out. We have to, don't we?" He lets out a quiet sigh, somber faced as he reached out a hand to rest at her midsection, though the blanket stood between them. "If I can protect an innocent life, I will." A smile grows as his gaze lifts up to meet hers. "I suppose this will keep you from London or Bora Bora for a while, mm? All in good time. It's best to endure any Darrow in small doses."
Elouise Warrock	10/14/16	He's... he's super busy right now, with like... puppy...stuff. -scrambles off-
Lloyd R Darrow	10/14/16	He kept a smile as she spoke, far from one to judge, but it truth, it bothered him little. Until she expressed her pain, which he could understand just as well. Lycanthropy was often the destroyer of humanity, and hope was too weak an option and never a cure. The sway it held over him was profound, destructive, devastating. Lloyd allowed the threat of his affliction running rampant keep him from so much, that he felt a bit of anger swell within him at her anguish. The man didn't know if he could help, if he could prevent in any way what happened. The call of the wolf levied strength over any human part of him every day, the thirst to run wild, to hunt, to kill. To know she struggled was a frustration he could not overcome. He himself had given a few years of his life to opiates, the drugs suppressing much of his will, but at the sacrifice of his human form as well. And that, of course, was no option for her. "We can find a solution. There must be one, somewhere. I refuse to believe that... that you should have to sacrifice anything."
Elouise Warrock	10/14/16	...Princess Buttercup does!
Lloyd R Darrow	10/14/16	Lloyd returned the kiss without trepidation, but with noted surprise. After a short moment, he would draw back, tracing a stray hair from her face and tucking it neatly behind an ear. "I won't be going anywhere, Caitlyn. I promise." He takes a moment to readjust her blanket, folding her neatly into her former burrito'd state, the semblance of a smile on his lips. "I believe you have something to tell me." His tone was matter-of-fact, but his expression read coaxing, understanding, even accepting. "And before you go blaming Clark, he did not give you up. It's just a bit... easy to tell." Was he calling her fat? He certainly hoped not.
Lloyd R Darrow	10/13/16	Brains? He lets out a soft chuckle. “No, not hungry for brains. Maybe some potato crisps and a glass of orange juice.” A terrible thing? His mind reeled, wondering what piteous activity she had gotten into in his absence. At her admission, he mocked brief horror, before giving her a gentle pat, his arm wrapping around her in comfort. “Don’t worry, I’ve plenty more where that came from. It was a beautifully kind gesture, though. And now there is a very fashion forward zombie thankful for it as well… if he knows any better.” As she began to unfurl from the blanket, he released her, looking on in absolute horror. Crying, khakis, it was too much of an auditory and visual assault. “Caitlyn. Caitlyn.” He tugs on the blanket, helping her escape the mass of comforter. “Relax.” He places his hands on either side of her, meeting her gaze evenly. “I’m not going anywhere. You missed me, didn’t you?” In truth, he appeared rather touched. Letting out a little sigh, he leaned over and pressed a kiss to her brow. “Deep, calming breaths. You’re making the dog nervous.”
Camille Hammond	10/13/16	I'd give Mrs. Orlav a pat down. Rumor has it she's funding a puppy orphanage. Or maybe Jameson is funding it unknowingly. Either way, she's probably hoarding alla the squeakies!
Jameson Orlav	10/13/16
Lloyd R Darrow	10/13/16	"Perfectly alive, Caitlyn." He lowers himself into the chair beside the two, accepting that Clarke look too comfortable, and more than that, too betrayed to be greeted. His eyes switched to the red-head, swallowing harshly. He was parched, hungry, but all of that seemed to fade with current company. A laugh rumbled in his throat as he glanced towards the movie choice, and the broken frame. It was cut short, of course, as he recognized it was not wholly appropriate. "I should have left a note, or said something. I didn't mean to make you think I'd left." The entire display left him with a pang of regret. This woman, his dog, all things he deemed important. And yet, the beast had taken control of him at his weakest point, and would now have to suffer the consequences. "You've certainly made yourself quite comfortable in my absence."
Lloyd R Darrow	10/12/16	This was not the first time Lloyd had heeded the call of the wild. The beast, kept dormant since the full moon, ached for action, and the bloodlust curled like a vicious whip deep in his core. The safest thing to do was to escape New York City, keep his animosity reined in all much as he could. Neither wolf or man was very certain of what he had done, or what had transpired in that nearly two-week gap. But sane again, he ventured back home from where he found himself, to a person he hoped had not given up on him just yet. “I believe you have my dog.” A hallow voice, but the accent remained. He recalled a time when that had been a joke. When the two both seemed happier. Lloyd read from her demeanor that something was amiss, but he knew not what. “…and my khakis.” He clears his throat, arms folding across his chest as he watched her with skeptical eyes. “Not moping on my account, I hope? We never set a date for our tax-reduction wedding, so I know I haven’t jilted you – yet.”
Jameson Orlav	10/12/16	To: Cait From: Jim-Jam [message] Heard through the grapevine that you're feeling blue. I've got a pill for that. I am a doctor you know. Come see me when you're ready.
Elouise Warrock	10/11/16	-feels forehead- Are you feeling alright?!
Elouise Warrock	10/11/16	Don't cry! ...want an orange popsicle?
Elouise Warrock	10/11/16	launches water balloon at
Elouise Warrock	10/10/16	Really? Then I guess the other four puppies I have hiding in my room won't be a problem either. You're so good at giving advice!
Elouise Warrock	10/10/16	No. But that's only because I don't spend time with them. Puppies... probably a different story. It's okay, I'll just make him think it was his idea.
Elouise Warrock	10/10/16	-shifty eyes- But what if he gets jealous? This puppy is obviously more lovable. And I'll cuddle with it more... and give it more treats.
Elouise Warrock	10/10/16	...I got a puppy. I need help convincing Jameson to keep it.
Elouise Warrock	10/07/16	-...sh!t- I'll... I'll be right back. -scampers off-
Jameson Orlav	10/07/16	stares looks around suspiciously When did we get a dog??? pets
Elouise Warrock	10/07/16	There is no feeling better! -shifty eyes- Not for at least nine months. -whispers- I'm having a little Jamie! -definitely isn't- -but who's going to call her bluff?-
Elouise Warrock	10/07/16	-drops the tool- Who am I kidding?! I can't hurt you! -jumps on- -smothers-
Elouise Warrock	10/07/16	-toys with said screwdriver- Sooooooo sorry about this, Cait, but I'm going to have to cut your eyes out. It's nothing personal, I promise.
Elouise Warrock	10/07/16	-innocent whistle- -also has a screwdriver- Caitlyn, have you seen my shiirtless husband anywhere?
Jameson Orlav	10/07/16	has PTSD flashbacks
Jameson Orlav	10/07/16	hops up onto the counter next to her Cait. This woman tried to beat me to death with a slice of pizza. HIDE ME.
Elouise Warrock	10/05/16	Not poison, no. We can smoke it, and then go watch Mary Jane dance, if you want. Just don't tell Jameson. He'd be jealous either way.
Elouise Warrock	10/05/16	You're not going to need ice cream. ... Yet. -gentle pat- Are you familiar with our good friend Mary Jane? It's why Jameson is acting so weird today.
Elouise Warrock	10/05/16	-snickers- Okay. Come on, Caitlyn. I'm gonna make you the cool mom. -drags-
Elouise Warrock	10/05/16	-stops- -reconsiders- You don't have to get drug tested anytime soon, do you?
Jameson Orlav	10/05/16	glances around suspiciously Of course I'm a doctor! cough ... Can I get some vodka with that orange juice?
Jameson Orlav	10/05/16	wobbles in stares, narrows eyes and furrows brow Caitlyn Hasselhoff! whispers I think my wife poisoned me.
Elouise Warrock	10/05/16	It's the special ingredient to Camille's brownies. I think I'll just... ... Give it back. -backs away slooooowly-
Elouise Warrock	10/05/16	I didn't see any spaghetti...yet. -opens bag- ... -sniffs- This...isn't oregano. Abort! Abort!
Elouise Warrock	10/01/16	Of course I want him to have the best! That's why he has me!
Elouise Warrock	10/01/16	... I'm supposed to say yes, right?
Elouise Warrock	10/01/16	I'm sure, but mine are obviously softer and better and match my room!
Elouise Warrock	10/01/16	Is it stealing if they were mine to begin with?
Elouise Warrock	10/01/16	...I just thought it was a contract promising we'd be kind of nice to each other. Jameson steals all of pillows!
Elouise Warrock	10/01/16	If I had known marriage involved sharing blankets tacos I would have never gotten married! -huffs-
Jameson Orlav	09/30/16	Oh my god. Ohmygod.
Jameson Orlav	09/30/16	Fishy Friday? No.. FIESTA Friday! .. Or something?
Jameson Orlav	09/28/16	stomps up to may or may not have Elouise slung over his shoulder wags his finger at Caitlyn Hasselhoff Noire! Do you know how expensive paper children are? Toner? Ink? MACHINE MAINTENANCE?
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	I'll tell Jameson it was all your idea!! -scampers off-
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	-gasp- What?! Those are horrible names! -pouts- If I have fifteen more children, their names are gonna be Grenade, and Bullet, and Cannon, and Missile... -taps chin- Great names. I should definitely be a mom.
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	-big eyes- I don't want babies! Don't make me have babies! -lip quivers- Tell Jameson I don't want any real babies! Fake ones only!
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	-shakes head- No, he's Mr. Warrock! -gags- I changed his shampoo, hopefully he stops smelling like cheese feet soon!
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	-gasp- Jameson is your ex-husband?! -knits brow- Now I'm gonna have to kick his a-s!
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	If I tell you who it is you have to promise to love me anyway!
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	Him... him no one. -swallows- I didn't marry anyone. This ring is fake.
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	...I told you nothing. -flashes ring- -looks around- Don't worry, it won't last for long. I have to kill him now.
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	He steals my shoe all of the time! I mean... -coughs- -shifty eyes- Never mind.
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	-shifty eyes- No reason in particular. Death, you say? -nodnodnods- That seems a lot cheaper. Thanks for the tip, Caitlyn!
Elouise Warrock	09/28/16	Do you know any good divorce attorneys?
Jameson Orlav	09/28/16	lady screams and drops is bowl of Mac n' cheese
Jameson Orlav	09/27/16
Camille Hammond	09/26/16	That's the best idea I've heard all day!
Elouise Warrock	09/26/16	-scribbles this down in a notebook- You should totally write a parenting book!
Elouise Warrock	09/26/16	I have a question referring to the ethics of motherhood... -shifty eyes- -lowers voice- Is it bad to steal money from your kids? Even if they're zombies?
Jameson Orlav	09/24/16	Jameson hears a thump against the door to his office, but through the clear frosted window, he doesn't notice the silhouette of any person or.. Thing. "What the.." He removes the glasses from his face and downs the last bit of bourbon in his glass before he pushes from the desk and answers the door. But he's greeted by a whole lot of nothing, besides a squished taco at the base of his door and the shrill sound of vacating child laughter. "When did we start recruiting children..?" Jameson speaks into the air, and with a shrug closes the door and heads back to his paperwork.
Elouise Warrock	09/24/16	-hears something slam against her door- -crawls under bed- itisnotspaghettiitisnotspaghetti... -whispers to herself- -forms fetal position-
Elouise Warrock	09/24/16	Those are perfect names! He's so smart, just like his favorite babysitter. -pats herself on the back-
Elouise Warrock	09/24/16	Of course Noah can come! I hope he has 500 good names.
Elouise Warrock	09/24/16	-taps shoulder- Since it's Saturday, I thought we have a nice, relaxing day. -shifty eyes- As soon as we dump the ant farm I bought all over Jameson's underwear drawer.
Jameson Orlav	09/23/16	Gimmebackmytacoslady!!
Elouise Warrock	09/23/16	TNT would be more fun but... okay. Fine. Candle is it. Let's go! -drags-
Elouise Warrock	09/23/16	-hops around- And then we'll go get frozen yogurt!!
Elouise Warrock	09/23/16	Do you wanna go play in traffic together? -sweet smile-
Sofia Johanneson	09/22/16	Fia didn't recall hearing any babies crying and was wondering where this child was hiding. "Ahhh he doesn't live in the kitchen, does he?
Jameson Orlav	09/22/16	He can't quite help the way his head tilts to the side. In an apparent display of anger and frustration, it would appear that Caitlyn was absolutely fuming from her ocular orifices. Jameson found it kind of confusing.. And also extremely interesting. He wondered, inwardly, how exactly that worked... "Your ridiculous oranges." The man begins, brows both raised curiously over his invasive stare. "While I may have assumed that you'd be able to play along without tattling to miss pointy finger... You could have just asked if you wanted them back that badly." A decisive frown pulls down at the corners of his mouth, twisting his face into an expression that was wild with bemusement. "And then she starts spouting off about oranges, vitamin c and pregnancy. I thought to myself... Caitlyn? There's no way. I haven't heard a peep." Now the frown seems to flip upside down. "Something you'd like to confirm or deny, maybe? Say, in exchange for the entire crop of your oranges?" Did he just bribe a potentially pregnant lady? Yes. Yes he did.
Jameson Orlav	09/22/16	Jameson face contorts. Ever the grumpy Gus. The woman begins to flail around like one of those big, nylon monsters outside of a car dealership. Caitlyn screeches, and makes a big deal out of nothing. Women! (He'd have it printed on his gravestone). "Caitlyn!" He snaps, hoping to draw her attention back to reality. Did he mean fat? No. But he's pretty convinced that everyone is conspiring sabotage against him.
Elouise Warrock	09/21/16	*CAITLYNHELPIACCIDENTALLYSETEVERYTHINGONFIRE!!!*
Jameson Orlav	09/21/16	"..What.." Jameson shakes his head, hands dropping from his hips as he takes a step forward. He's looking around, eyes darting as they often do when he's trying to be sure there were no unwelcomed parties privvy to their conversation. "Your friend Khloe paid me a visit." The Doctor simply cannot help the eye roll that graced her name. "But she said.. Well I didn't know... ANYWAY." Clearly unable to do words he instead points to her belly and eludes to the news that the girl had dropped on him.
Jameson Orlav	09/21/16	"Caitlyn Schwarzenegger Noire." Jameson's hands fall to his hips while a testy foot taps impatiently against the cold floor. Yes, the man appears to be channeling his inner southern housewife.. Its a thing that happens when your entire existence has been encompassed by women. "You've got some 'splaining to do."
Sofia Johanneson	09/20/16	Hmmm Fia didn't really smell the feet. -or- she was too used to the smell of dirt for it to bother her. How bad could it be, really? Still she didn't want to lose a chance to bond with her new crew-mate. Love to have your company! I'm not the best cook indoors, I'm a little better around a campfire. You do* have fire extinguishers, yes?* Fia gave an impish smile. She was kidding -- mostly.
Elouise Warrock	09/20/16	Wow. You're smart, and nice! You're definitely the better twin! -shifty eyes- I stole this from Jameson's room. -removes orange from her pocket- Sorry it's a little... squished.
Elouise Warrock	09/20/16	… Were you in my room last night?
Camille Hammond	09/20/16	-le gasp- The teary eyes; the wobbly lip. Wassa matter?! -frowns-
Jameson Orlav	09/20/16	grumps drops video into an envelope to be delivered to Caitlyn scribbles letter to go along with it Happy Taco Tuesday Love, Dr. J and the Fruity Crew.
Sofia Johanneson	09/19/16	Fia was working to get acquainted with her new Home and those who also dwelt in it. Passing by the friendly citrus-lover she had to stop and comment. "Hi again, everyone is so nice, and um, thanks for the warning. He does smell a bit... taco-ish. Kind of made me hungry." She nods to the room at the end of the long hall where the kitchen was - her final destination. " I was thinking of heading out for groceries soon and was curious... pulp or no?"
Jameson Orlav	09/19/16	creeps through profile has an iPod with the pink panther theme song playing on repeat in his pocket carefully evades all women
Elouise Warrock	09/19/16	-smiles- You're so smart. -pats-
Elouise Warrock	09/19/16	Would you believe me if I told you Jameson was one-hundred and ten percent my b!tch?
Sofia Johanneson	09/19/16	Smiles at the offering and the warning. Thank you for the sagely advice, I shall keep that in mind for future... interactions! The juices doesnt actually "go" with the buttery popcorn still permeating her sharp senses but she gratefully washes it down anyways. She leans forward a bit curiously after looking around... "How will I know which one is..... Jameson?"
Jameson Orlav	09/15/16
Jameson Orlav	09/15/16
Elouise Warrock	09/13/16
Jameson Orlav	09/13/16	Let me show you...
Elouise Warrock	09/12/16	-bounces up and down- And then after, we'll have ice pops! I'll even put all the orange ones aside for you!
Elouise Warrock	09/12/16	Oh, no. We're definitely burning his jackets. Just because I'm a morph-mom doesn't mean I can't have fun!
Elouise Warrock	09/12/16	Caitlyn! Look at Jameson and I’s morph baby! He takes after his father. We named him Trigger.
Jameson Orlav	09/12/16
Elouise Warrock	09/12/16	We should have a fire party! We can burn all of Jameson's leather jackets!
Jameson Orlav	09/12/16	It was actually Lamesons idea to start the war. He said to me: 'Jameson, if you take all the oranges, you'll be the ruler of the kingdom.' +plus+, how can you master a fish taco without a spritz of citrus?!
Doctor Horrible	09/11/16	-Doctor Horrible jumps through the door and holds finger guns at Caitlyn.- Pew Pew! Bang Bang! Whats up little miss Orange THANG -Feels more awesome for doing that to the juice lady-
Elouise Warrock	09/07/16	You're the wise older woman I've been looking for! Camille just keeps trying to fondle my eyeballs. -leans in closer- -whispers- I think she's planning to steal them.
Elouise Warrock	09/07/16
Jameson Orlav	09/06/16	It appears that I have underestimated your gall, General Noire. My mistake. Game on. You'll never see your precious oranges again!
Jameson Orlav	09/06/16	screams WHEREAREMYTACOS!???!!?!
Camille Hammond	09/06/16	Jameson is not going to be happy. I think he was having a fancy collar custom made for Lameson... It was his only friend. The tacos better not be cancelled!!!
Camille Hammond	09/05/16	I dunno, I think kitty looks more like a Meowncè!
Jameson Orlav	08/31/16	There she is. Unsuspecting. Jameson has her in his sights, and he's hidden safely behind the confines of some unnamed inanimate object. What a sight he is, this fool. Let's paint a picture: Camouflage. Lots of it, wrapped around him in various forms of fabric. It covers his pants and his long sleeved henley, and the matching bandana tied around an unfastidious excuse for a head of hair. And yes. There's paint. Streaks of mud colored warpaint dragged across his mug by dirty fingers. He means to start a war. Jameson is strapped, literally, with two criss-crossed holsters which are secured across his torso, and his artillery is heavy. Super soakers. The likes of which are of a phenomenal caliber. "Well, well, well," He spits, dramatically. Increasingly over the top as he drones on, "Finally we meet." What the hell is he on about? At his sides, his weapons are drawn, meaty fingers on each respective trigger and ready to fire at any given moment. "T'was I who took your precious oranges, and it is I who shall reign supreme over the citric kingdom!!" Damn, he's lost it. Just then, Jameson fires, taking aim at one of Solitudes most feared generals. From his guns, a never ending stream of brightly colored orange juice pours, spraying in all directions. The man sways back and fourth, like a scene straight out of Scarface. He yells, an outpour of warcries billowing from his lungs while he 'shoots' up the place. There's probably a hint of maniacal laughter in there, too.
Camille Hammond	08/31/16	Oh God, what have I done...
Camille Hammond	08/29/16	butwhatif!!!
Camille Hammond	08/29/16	whispers WHAT if there's an intruder?! OR WORSE!! shrieks A GHOST??
Camille Hammond	08/29/16	Cait, darling... Don't freak out... Camille's eyes widen, I found a trail of orange peels... But all of the oranges are gone!
Jackson McCarthy	08/13/16	Text to: Cait Not that I can recall...but if they did I probably punched them in the face. Why do you ask?
vamp_goku	06/30/16
W_Kat	06/26/16	CONGRATS ON POTD!! :D
Jameson Orlav	06/07/16
Jameson Orlav	06/06/16	It looked a little more like.. But in my defense, it was taco Tuesday.
Jameson Orlav	06/06/16	Del Taco has security cameras... Don't ever let anyone convince you otherwise.
Jameson Orlav	06/05/16	Ironically enough, tacos were the entire reason I was in that mess!
Briahne Dancescu	05/25/16	"Doing wonderfully well, how's your boy and you? it's good to see you again."
Briahne Dancescu	05/25/16	"CAITLYN!!!" Smiles! "Hi."
Elouise Warrock	05/13/16	I am capable of behaving myself sometimes!
Jameson Orlav	05/10/16	They.. Uh.. They're heavier? -cough-
Jameson Orlav	05/09/16	You know what? I think that's a solid yes. I can do a lot more damage with an orange than I can with a taco.. -Evil smirk-
Jameson Orlav	05/09/16	Complimentary?! You know, good tacos are hard to come by these days. Though I can proooobably be persuaded to whip something up!
Bastion Lennox	05/02/16	Thank you
Jameson Orlav	04/29/16	His first. First successful steal. The first time he had reached inside the pocket of an unsuspecting victim and hadn't been greeted with a mouse trap, or an angry lass with a pocket knife. Oh, and how sweet this victory felt. You were successful in stealing $959.00 from Caitlyn Noire. Yes.. Almost a thousand dollars. He would be feasting on tacos for months to come.
Jameson Orlav	04/29/16	shakes head and gurgles can't do words
Livia Vlcek	04/28/16
Jameson Orlav	04/28/16	"Ho-ly sh_t. Holy sh_t! That's the most pizza I've ever seen in my life.." Jameson is on that mound of pizza boxes almost immediately, grasping at the edges of card boarded bliss in order to alleviate Caitlyn of the heavy load........ And then he's going to devour every single slice, even if it kills him.
Livia Vlcek	04/28/16	looks over shoulder at the word Onix sees Psyduck trips while she laughs hysterically
Livia Vlcek	04/27/16	smacks Caitlyn with Mr. Mime MR MIME I CHOOSE YOU! runs
Jameson Orlav	04/27/16	Pizza. Pizza. Two syllables that, when used together, created a word so melodic that a sirens song would pale in comparison. Jameson fights back at the urge to feel excited, stomach growling as soon as the beautiful word rolls off of the woman's tongue. But then, she laughs awkwardly, and what comes next is a sort of 'haha, just kidding' that deals a blow to his hunger pangs. "You- What- There's no pizza?!"
Livia Vlcek	04/27/16	leans back from squinting eyes Why...are you looking at me like that...raises brows innocently
Livia Vlcek	04/26/16	Oh yes, of course. grins I kid. I don't eat meat. Usually. makes the face
Jameson Orlav	04/26/16	Hell. Yes.
Livia Vlcek	04/26/16	mocks contemplation Are they edible? is a vegetarian...she kids
Livia Vlcek	04/26/16	whispers quietly Your house or mine?
Livia Vlcek	04/26/16	pokes and whispers I might need a plaster...maybe some orange juice.
Livia Vlcek	04/26/16	Right? makes the face back
Jameson Orlav	04/25/16	Good news..
Livia Vlcek	04/22/16	laughs No, no. I'll keep those under wraps. blinks
Livia Vlcek	04/18/16	furrows brow How long is 'awhile'... shakes head Nevermind. I'll keep my scars.
Livia Vlcek	04/18/16	cants head Is that why you have such a youthful glow? ponders Do they get rid of scars? grins
Livia Vlcek	04/18/16	catches and rolls around on the ground with Not.hyper.at.all. loves on Orange juice is delicious...especially from the trees you planted in my courtyard. shifty eyes
Mackenzie	04/11/16
vamp_goku	04/01/16
Elouise Warrock	03/19/16	"Matches are harmless, thank you!"
Jackson McCarthy	03/16/16	Text to: Cait Uhhhh...I have NO idea where he got that from. But, uh, tell him I say hookers is not what we use to describe women. Ever. Because, I've totally never used that term before in my life. Ever. totally thinks that went over swimmingly
Elessar	03/16/16	"I just need one bi enough to disappear into so I can be with my own thoughts." Elessar replies with a smile.
Elessar	03/14/16	"Fair to midland." Elessar says with a smile, then ask warmly, "Know anyplace where I can get myself an office?"
Jace Remington	03/13/16	"Because it's tasty..."
Elessar	03/13/16	"Tea not necessary, my friend." Elessar says warmly, then continues, "How's life treating you?"
Elessar	03/13/16	Offering Caitlyn some OJ, Elessar says warmly, "How are you?"
Elouise Warrock	03/12/16	"Feed them matches? No! Just diet soda and mentos."
Elouise Warrock	03/05/16	"I'm super good with kids! I babysat a little boy once. He just loved matches! Yeah! Totally didn't see him for the rest of the night." scratches head "Or ever again, for that matter... But then again, I guess your house burning down would upset anyone, am I right?" innocent smile
Elouise Warrock	02/23/16	Not to toot my own horn, but MS Paint is my btch. beams*
Elouise Warrock	02/22/16	Look at your pretty face, plastered everywhere!
Sabina	02/22/16	Congratulations on being on the front cover, ma'am.
Briahne Dancescu	02/22/16	"Caitlyn!!! Lookie lookie who's on the front page! Congratulations! ORANGE JUICE ALL AROUND!"
Camille Hammond	02/18/16	Text to: Cait Message: Someone stole all of the juice. THE JUICE, CAIT. WHERE IS ALL OF THE ORANGE JUICE! twitches and presses send
Jackson McCarthy	02/16/16	Has a sudden orange craving Raids Cait's fridge Takes all the oranges Runs away
Jack Horton	02/13/16	So what's the first rule of Triplet Club?
Elouise Warrock	02/07/16	Of all orange, food related products, cheese is best.
Elessar	02/07/16	Hugging Caitlyn, Elessar says warmly, "Been too long since we ran together, my good friend."
Mercy Prescot	02/04/16	Runs over and hides behind Hands a bag of fresh oranges If a midget in a smoldering clown mask comes by and asks question...you saw nothing. Shifty eyes, innocent grin, then runs off Enjoy the Oranges! Luff ya!
Adara Doe	02/03/16	dies laughing I am pretty sure that with John; he would just proclaim they were married and it would be so. nods sagely
Adara Doe	02/03/16	squees YOU ARE SO RIGHT! Buutttt... ponders I have an idea! screams WE SHOULD BUY AN ORANGE GROVE!
Raven Black	02/02/16	Raven smiled seeing it was her old leader and bowed her head "hello Caitlyn it's good to see you as well and I'm happy also."
Elouise Warrock	02/01/16	Oranges are sinfully delicious.. so there's bound to be some sort of punishment.
Elouise Warrock	02/01/16	So if you get orange juice in your eyes, do you go blind or does your body just absorb it for its nutrients?
Adara Doe	01/29/16	Addie was overexcited this was not normal but she nearly tackled Caitlyn in her exuberance I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING! We totally NEED an ORANGE JUICE MOONSHINE! We have to get to work on that!!
Mercy Prescot	01/24/16	Sees the familiar face and grins as she approaches. "Long time no see boss. Good seeing you again...I believe I've something you'll enjoy..." Reaches into on of her jacket pockets and retrieves a flask, then offers it up. "It has oranges in it." Grins.
Regginea MacFowlen	01/23/16	"I'd really like that actually. Perhaps we could set up a play date sometime and let our kids meet as well. My little Echo is almost 4 and doesn't have many kids even close to her age to play with." She offered Caitlyn a quick, but sincere, hug. "Let me know when you're free and we'll plan something out!"
Marah Boru	01/23/16	" Welcome to the Den. They say be scared of Bears but I like bears. If you ever want to hang out look me up." +grins+
Adara Doe	01/23/16	Now for wedding plans. Noah and Ella... 2036! Yaaaaaaay! squishes
Regginea MacFowlen	01/23/16	Shade approached her old friend with a small smile. "Welcome to the Den! It's nice to see another familiar face around here. Of course you don't need any of my help, but I'll still be around."
John Doe	01/21/16	John Doe Fact #335: John Doe can resist assimilation, you can not. Resistance is futile.
Jackson McCarthy	01/20/16	It's cool, I'm here for ya, Cait.
John Doe	01/18/16	John Doe Fact #471: Orange juice concentrates on John Doe.
John Doe	01/18/16	John Doe Fact #712: When life hands John Doe lemons he makes orange juice.
John Doe	01/18/16	John Doe Fact #743: When John Doe wants orange juice he stares hard at a bag of oranges until they wet themselves.
John Doe	01/18/16	John Doe Fact #423: John Doe destroyed the periodic table, because John only recognizes the element of surprise.
Briahne Dancescu	01/01/16	Happy New Year Pretty Wolfess.
Briahne Dancescu	12/05/15	"Caitlyn!!! Thought I caught your scent around the realm. How've you been? How's your son? I have a pressie for him so please come by the house, you've not been there anyway. Great to see ya! Hugs!
Camille Hammond	10/12/15	Apples? Apples?!* Oh, ew! #oranges4lyf #dontwantnoapples*
Sprew	09/23/15	All mine
Briahne Dancescu	09/21/15	To my favourite wolf: congrats on the front page chica! Looking great as always! Huggles!
lacigam	09/21/15	Grats on POtD! Hope you have a wonderful day! :)
Camille Hammond	09/21/15	Oooooh, look at that purrrdy face up all over the Realm! winkwink
Camille Hammond	08/06/15	But.... Can I eat it!?! shifty eyes
Camille Hammond	08/03/15	tackles and luffs on
Julliet Swan	07/19/15	As she stepped out of her apartment, she'd nearly fallen over the huge case that had been awaiting her. Jack! As she read the note, Julliet could barely contain herself. With great effort, Julliet pushed her large package into her living space before slamming the door closed behind her. She was off to find Caitlyn. Thankfully, she knew the girl well enough to know where to find her. Julliet nearly ran the entire way, but when she approached the house, she saw the orange lover outside. "CAIT!" She yelled as she came at Caitlyn with full running force and jumped on her, wrapping her limbs around the other woman's body, her heart racing with excitement, as she was sure Cait's was racing with a different kind of [off-guarded] excitement.
Camille Hammond	07/18/15	nods Yes, love kicks are fun. Or just kicks in genrral. Pow pow! Come back soon okay?
Livia Vlcek	07/18/15	grins Oh yes...yes we can. Just say when. I'll be waiting with bells on. plots
Livia Vlcek	07/18/15	stops crying Oooo...I like that. jumps up and attackles Love you Cait. snuggles
Camille Hammond	07/18/15	Forced love tackles are the best kind! While you were gone there was an orange juice shortage. Now that you're back, we can jam it down the throats of unsuspecting citizens once again! big grin
Livia Vlcek	07/18/15	rolls over onto back Livlyn? I kinna like that...ponders But you'd be the cooler twin. horror I kissed your mom...we can't be twins. cries harder
Camille Hammond	07/18/15	gasps chugs orange juice with lightning speed runs after and tackles Is this real life!!? Don't run from my love!
Livia Vlcek	07/18/15	ponders I think I might have a jar of that...or can find some. taps lower lip with index finger as she thinks I do wash their little leaves off though. I keep them shiny and pretty! cants head When you coming home and reopening...I think some of yours got sick of me. I just can't replace you, to them! cries I'm not cool like you! throws self to the ground all dramatic like
Livia Vlcek	07/18/15	Thank Gods! I need more vegetables and fruits...I have too much meat in my diet. coughs I have your orange trees tucked away safe and secure in my courtyard. They miss you. sniffles They cry little tears...I try to comfort them.
Livia Vlcek	07/18/15	screams! attacks with love You're back?!
Elessar	05/07/15	Walking by while sharpening his sword, Elessar says warmly as he tosses her a small pouch of orange juice, "War happens, and if it is my time to fight and die at your side, then I'll be here for you."
Camille Hammond	04/23/15	eyes widen Ooooh, it would be do pretty! Sparkle everywhere.... *chuckles"
Camille Hammond	04/21/15	squeezes out a few fake and not at all overly dramatic tears Wow, I can't believe this! I'll smack him right in the juice drinker!!!! Shifty eyes
Camille Hammond	04/21/15	stares UMMM, I know you didn't have some secret wedding without inviting me?! lip wobbles
Elessar	02/13/15	Smiling gently, Elessar replies as he reaches into his robes, "I am doing fine. I have better days. As for the tea, not to worry, I always seem to have some hidden nearby.
Elessar	02/12/15	Stepping from the shadows, Elessar offers Caitlyn some OJ as he says warmly, "Long time no see, my beloved dear. How are you?"
Sprew	02/06/15	I have Deeeeeeep pockets for a reason..
Mercy Prescot	01/31/15	Smiles and nods Sure, I'd love to. But only if I can Irish mine up?
Mercy Prescot	01/29/15	Oh boss lady! appears with an impish grin I was robbing...er um...visiting a store when I found something I think you'll appreciate. Hands sealed bag of chocolate coffee beans
Mercy Prescot	01/25/15	Thanks boss, yeah I'd like to come home...kinda miss placed my key though, shifty eyes I think the undertaker stole it.
Nathaniel Tallios	01/20/15	Nathaniel ran up to Caitlyn quickly, standing in front of her. "Okay, don't hit me or hate me or anything but there's something I need to be sure of." The next thing that happened... well... no one really saw it coming. Nathaniel grabbed the werewolf and pulled her into a brief kiss. When he pulled away he thought for a moment. "Yep... just like I thought. It's like trying to kiss one of my sisters." He then shuddered a bit in horror as he let Cait go. "Okay, well... let's pretend like that awkward moment didn't happen and move on." Nathaniel then walked away, rubbing the back of his neck.
Camille Hammond	01/15/15	My, what a beautiful singing voice you have! >.> confetti bombs
Camille Hammond	01/07/15	stares at new profile Ooooooh, pretty!!
Raven Black	01/02/15	Raven heard about her leader having POD and walked up to her and smiled "Congrats"
Camille Hammond	01/02/15	POD!!! WOOOOOOOO throws glitter everywhere
Dr Van Helsing	12/28/14	Greetings Miss Noire
Julliet Swan	12/22/14	At the mention of Jack, Julliet couldn't help but smirk as she temporarily removed the cancer stick from her lips and let it rest between two fingers. How could she have nearly forgotten? "Jack sounds just fine." She replied as she slipped an arm around Caitlyn's waist and began to walk back towards the sanctuary headquarters. "I bet your office would do just the trick." She insisted happily.
Julliet Swan	12/18/14	The blonde embraced her leader in her arms graciously. It felt wonderful to be back. "I just had to take care of some things..." She whispered as she rubbed her cheek against the smooth surface of Caitlyn's hair. "I'm sorry I didn't give you much warning." Her own pale blue eyes fought back some extra tears. She slowly pulled away, her limp arms dropping to her sides before her hands began fumbling around in her pockets. "I could use a drink. Join me?" She asked as she slipped a cigarette between her lips and lit it quickly.
Julliet Swan	12/16/14	She cleared her throat before twirling a strand of blonde lock around a finger. She leaned in and questioned in a soft voice, "Miss, can you show me around? I must have lost my way." Her shiny pink lips curved up into a playful smirk as her blue eyes glimmered with subtle excitement.
Connor Silverman	12/11/14	Connor grinned a little as he left a small gift basket for the werewolf. There was an assortment of orange related items: orange spice tea, orange cranberry muffins, orange juice and even oranges themselves in the basket. "Congratulations on Profile of the Day Caitlyn."
Briahne Dancescu	11/29/14	"Good idea Cait, one bowl and glass of OJ coming right up!"
Briahne Dancescu	11/23/14	Bri rushes to her friend with the newspaper. "Lookie who's on the front page! SQUEEEEEEEEEE! Congrats Cait!!"
Livia Vlcek	11/05/14	makes the face
River Song	10/10/14	And The Doctor scoffs at me being an archaeologist! signs her orange I think I'm doing just fine!
Nathaniel Tallios	10/02/14	Nathaniel snuck into Caitlyn's office with a handful of tools as he leaned in a bit front of her desk and got to work. "I put this here... and this there..." He whispered softly to himself, knowing he was there in the room by himself. By the time he was finished, he had set up a basket full of oranges on the werewolf's desk but underneath was the real present: A plastic container of apple juice rigged to explode and cover whoever picks an orange off the pile. "I love ya and all Cait but I gotta get back into my pranking ways. I can't get rusty." He chuckled a bit to himself as he grabbed the rest of the stuff he brought and quickly went on his way, making sure everything else was exactly where it was.
Jackson McCarthy	09/27/14	Paperwork. Good lord. He’d never signed his name so many times. The only thing he was familiar with was the look the officer gave him when he pulled out Caitlyn’s bail in cash. He obviously didn’t look like the type that actually worked for his money…Well, not the kind of work they believed in. Jackson wasn’t cut out for the whole nine to five deal. And for a moment, Jackson worried the officer may just haul him into a room and question him. Instead, he shrugged, processed the payment and told Jack to hang tight while Cait went through the process of being released. Finally, she emerged, looking like they had put her through the ringer in the short time she was there. It was disheartening to not see her being her bubbly self. “Don’t mention it. I’d come rescue you anytime. Makes me feel useful,” he smiled, attempting to lighten her mood. He wasn’t good with crying females and he could see tears in her eyes. “C’mon, let’s get out of here. I’ll take you wherever you want to go. And maybe you’ll let me in on just how you managed to get yourself locked up.” Jackson rested his hand on the small of her back, and placed a soft kiss to her temple before he led them out to the parking lot. They reached his bike, he got on and held out his hand to help her on, "Hop on, love."
Jackson McCarthy	09/23/14	Why couldn't Eden be here to deal with the emotional part of this issue? He would do what he could to help Cait, after all, she was who he went to when he finally returned. Aside from Eden, she was the only one he'd known for longer than a few months. They once ran Lune together. That wasn't a relationship he could turn his back on. But the emotions just weren't his strong point. Knowing him, he'd probably end up saying something to make the situation worse. So he chose not to say too much yet. "It's okay.." he spoke softly. Once at his bike, and waiting to see where he had to go, he popped open a compartment on the bike and grabbed a cigarette and a lighter. He heard Cait asking someone where she was as he lit the stick and inhaled. A sound of the receiver being moved and a gruff voice was on the other end now California State Prison. And the line went dead. Did the moron not realize there were about five prisons that identified themselves as California State? Checking back at the number she called from, he realized then why the number seemed familiar. The area code was for the next city over. Which, hopefully, meant she was in Los Angeles. He'd be there in just under an hour if he ignored the speed limits. Once there and getting through the ridiculous amounts of security, he was lead to where he could sort things out. "Can I help you?" A middle aged man was sitting behind a glass window asked when Jackson approached. He apparently drew the short straw. "I'm here to bail out Caitlyn Emerson."
Jackson McCarthy	09/23/14	He recognized her voice immediately, without her even having to say. But she sounded off. So unlike her usual self. Still, the sound of her voice was a breath of fresh air. The only voices he heard lately were of the guys he fought or the skanky girls that hung around the fights, hoping to go home with one of the fighters--preferably one that hadn't been beat. The brief smile that had graced his features dropped as she kept talking. She was trying to remain composed, yet he could tell she wasn't lying when she told him she was scared. He was already getting a shirt on and shoes, skillfully keeping the phone against his ear and spoke to her as he dressed, "It's going to be fine," he hoped he sounded calming enough. He wasn't exactly skilled in this department..luckily she wasn't scared of him."If any of them hurt you, you remember who they are and I'll deal with them when I get there." Jackson grabbed his keys once he was dressed and was all ready out the door, heading to his motorcycle. "Do you know where you are?"
Jackson McCarthy	09/23/14	The days lately blurred together. He didn't know if it was a Monday or a Friday, but frankly, he didn't care. His life had a routine again, eat, drink, fight, drink, sleep. Rinse and repeat. Even trips to Cancun didn't help him much. It was worse there than it was out here. Regardless, it had been months since Eden had disappeared and this time, there was no finding her. She didn't leave anything behind. He never really thought things would progress the way they had, but he should have known something would happen. It always did. They had a toxic relationship and somehow, something always tore them apart. This time, he was finding it hard to move on. Passed out on the couch, the shrill ringing of his phone pulled him out of his coma. He searched the table for it blindly, and came up empty. "Sht.." Sitting up, he felt the phone in his pocket and pulled it out with the intention of hitting end and going back to sleep. But something about the number made him hit accept. There was some mumbo about accepting charges for the call. He muttered a yes, and was connected through to the caller, "Hello?*"
Armando Ramirez	08/14/14	Stepping out of the kitchen hearing Caitlyn's growling then crying out his name, Armando all but ran toward her wondering what in the h3ll was going on. After skidding to a stop, his black biker boots screeching on the floor beneath him, he looked to her then the jar then back again. ”Oh **!! How could this have happened? NOOO!! The horror of it all! What criminal mastermind would do such a devious and sadistic thing as this?”
Jackson McCarthy	08/13/14	goes to wash hands smells the booze looks around drinks straight from tap
Jackson McCarthy	08/10/14	Rum friends? ponders Did she kidnap people? wouldn't put it past her goes to get a drink realizes, belatedly, what she meant figures she's long gone by now plots her demise
Jackson McCarthy	08/10/14	blinks Oww.. picks up orange calls after her "Gee..Thanks!"
Livia Vlcek	08/04/14	But...It's gonna be so tiny just on chur face. blinks How about a back piece! runs to grab tattoo gun
Livia Vlcek	08/01/14	lifts brow You dun want Starry night painted on you? makes the face
Livia Vlcek	08/01/14	gasps It's even the right color! snicks Ima paint Starry Night on you...plots on where to start
Livia Vlcek	08/01/14	scribbles on so she isn't blank draws hearts and stuffs on her a little unicorn maybe a carebear has a brilliant idea trots off looking for her oil paints
x Nerull x	06/09/14	Snickers "Oh my...nobody's touched me like that in centuries" Cackles
Julliet Swan	06/05/14	gets a running start pounces on loves forever
Elessar	06/03/14	Dusting himself off from the whipping he just got, Elessar says with a warm smile, "Nice hit there you got, Cait...next time, maybe you give me a chance to hit you back."
Briahne Dancescu	04/30/14	Briahne bounces all around Caitlyn, "lookie lookie who made the front page!" Congorats darlin!
Eden McCarthy	04/15/14	You did what? With what?
Eden McCarthy	04/13/14	The feels when all the girls keep hitting on your man:
Eden McCarthy	04/12/14	watches from afar, creeper style
Livia Vlcek	04/09/14	Livia looked at the bottle similar to the one she had given Caitlyn. The contents were orange however and the Slayer figured the orange obsessed Lycan had probably gifted her some of the woman's special orange juice. Which, of course, was awesome. Livia like orange juice and Caitlyn's was like, off limits to the world. With a meek smile and nod, Livia slipped the bottle into her coat pocket. "About 1035am..." Her brow furrowed. "And yes, I spend most of my time training. Nothing else to do with Ryan gone all the time." She gave a small laugh. "But, thank you very much. I can't wait to try the OJ!"
Roman Pierce	04/08/14	HURRY HURRY!
Briahne Dancescu	04/08/14	Oofs, luckily the blood she carries from her own family and long dead mate has helped ... a lot! "God Cait, I am still reeling from all of this. It just happened so fast..." The Romanian hugged her closely just like she did with Phoebe and Miya. "Thank you so much for being there for me, for us." Bri wipes tears of relief away.
Nathaniel Tallios	04/08/14	"Yeah, I guess I'm lucky... if you could call it that. It would have been better if someone else were here with us."
Roman Pierce	04/06/14	Depends...How much do you have?
Roman Pierce	04/06/14	Thankies...and no can do, I NEED MOAR!
Livia Vlcek	04/05/14	stares at bottle of soy milk is unsure what to do with it takes to Caitlyn's house for Noah pours tons of sugar in it on the way deposits bottle on table with a note Cait- Eden left this bottle of soy milk for me but I have allergic reactions to soy products. Gluten free, should be great for the wee one, Noah. heart Liv
Eden McCarthy	04/01/14	runs car through Lune's front windows Oops... I think I missed the driveway...
Eden McCarthy	04/01/14	falls on
Eden McCarthy	03/27/14	just stares
Jackson McCarthy	03/26/14	Drapes an arm over her shoulders Oh, you know me..Here and there. Hands her the orange Knock yourself out. Keeping out of trouble while I've been gone?
Eden McCarthy	03/26/14	"I do not like them with in a house, I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them anywhere.... lord I'm not reading your kid anymore Dr. Seuss!" avoids subject No, I think he'll be really happy at the farm... don't need another cat.
Jackson McCarthy	03/25/14	Blinks Muffled talking Spits out orange Well, hello to you too!
Eden McCarthy	03/25/14	"Um, I don't need any oranges. I still have some left from the last one. I really don't like oranges. No I really couldn't it smelled bad I think Mr. Tinkles peed on it."
Eden McCarthy	03/25/14	"So, I threw away that left over orange chicken, it was growing little creatures on it. There was also a baby doll in Noah's room that was dressed in orange, it smelled horrible. I tossed that out to."
Eden McCarthy	03/25/14	You will love it! You need something to get you away form the orange thinks The cat went to live on a farm...
Eden McCarthy	03/25/14	"You can never make it up to me! But don't worry, I painted your room pink while you were gone. And no, he ran away."
Eden McCarthy	03/25/14	"I shall not forgive you." sniffles "You left me alone with nothing but my Tangerine walls to talk to, and that stu-- lovely cat."
Eden McCarthy	03/24/14	You Miss Noire are an abandoner!!! Next time I will throw all your oranges away!
Roman Pierce	03/13/14	Thanks
Briahne Dancescu	01/25/14	Her cell bounced lightly on the kitchen counter, it was Caitlyn answering back. Smiling thinking out loud..... am I ready.... silly question. Briahne texts back to her. "My place, 6:00pm, don't worry about Drake. I'm making dinner and I even have a high chair for Noah!" Once she was satisfied with what she wrote, the happy girl hit send.
Briahne Dancescu	01/24/14	Bri texts her friend .. Sooo, when you coming over? I want to meet Drake! Noah's got his Christmas gifts over here still ... bribes you with Orange Juice from California?
Livia Vlcek	12/25/13	Merry Christmas Cait and Noah! scoops Noah up Did Santa bring you everything you wanted for Christmas? winks at Cait
Briahne Dancescu	12/25/13	Thank you Thank you for the Christmas card! Look at Noah trying to write! I hope St. Nicklaus brought him lots of toys and good things for him and for you my dear friend!
Elessar	12/25/13	Smiling as he approaches Caitlyn, Elessar says with a warm smile as he offers her a small package, "Merry Christmas."
Elessar	12/14/13	Sneaking into Cait's office, Elessar places oranges around the room and laces a glass of orange juice on her desk. Smiling, Elessar sneaks out hoping he doesn't get caught.
Livia Vlcek	11/23/13	nods I threaten them with not visiting you...sways And they use it against me.
Livia Vlcek	11/23/13	Patron is such a great chaser for Red Bull. hiccups The Frenchies said they missed you. wobbles I brought them to visit...whispers they demanded it.
Livia Vlcek	11/18/13	I...laughs I don't know what to say about my husband's shoe. blinks Tell them to start using the toilet to do their business and they can have Italian ice three times a day. cants head I don't think any of the shops are open that long to have it five times a day...
Livia Vlcek	11/16/13	SO!!! shifty eyes Wait... ponders It's going to be after midnight somewhere...so how that works, iunno. thinks hard Is that midnight GMT +8 or -8? cries I'm so confused! redirects attention back to the 'deal' Tell them they can have it once a week or I will have to brush their teeth five times a day. grins OR...they have to learn to use the toilet and the water pick to receive Italian ice five times a day.
Livia Vlcek	11/16/13	shifty eyes I used to have pugs but um...they kept eating the pastries and turned into French Bulldogs. scowls They are costing me a FORTUNE. hands Caitlyn half the herd, pride, gaggle You like them hm? cants head Just tell them to stahhhhhhp eating the pastries and to not eat any paint. blinks
Livia Vlcek	11/16/13	walks her herd, pride, gaggle of french bulldogs towards Caitlyn lets out exasperated sigh-sniffle THEY KEEP EATING MY FRENCH PASTRIES! raises arm to forehead in 'woe is me' pose
Briahne Dancescu	11/14/13	"CAITLYN!!!!!" Waves her hand ....."Just wanted to say Hi."
Valentin Metzger	11/02/13	Soulless eyes, blue green in color, stared emotionless at the redhead. What did he seek? His heart, a painting.. His girls. The German's head tipped back as he inhaled deeply, thin flesh of his lids closing briefly while thoughts of the two flitted through his head. One with mossy green eyes, the other with eyes that mirrored his own. One an art thief, the other a killer. A cruel smile pulled at his mouth. They had been so proficient at their skills, yet, both had failed their 'jobs' assigned and disappeared off the grid. Yes, they had kept in contact but they never returned 'home' for longer than a day and always demanded public meetings. "I seek what is mine." Baritone voice responded abstractly, he couldn't divulge the plan. The risk was too great. He would seek them, find them and take them home where they belonged. "But I thank you for your attempt to assist."
Valentin Metzger	11/02/13	"Danke." An arm crossed over his chest until a large fist rest over his heart. "I will keep that in mind, if I cannot find what I seek."
Livia Vlcek	10/31/13	Happy Halloween! hugs
Livia Vlcek	10/27/13	notices the strength in which she throws the box squeezes Cait's bicep Ooooo...you got stronger! screams in horror as the box bounce off You're supposed to wait until I light him on fire!
Livia Vlcek	10/26/13	eyes widen fumbles for the chocolate bar in her knapsack while the other hand looks for her Zippo screams at Cait GO GET GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! THAT'S ONE HELLUVA SMORE WALKIN OUR WAY!!!
Livia Vlcek	10/03/13	gasps They are so pretty...I do not want to eat them. blinks Thank you Cait!
Livia Vlcek	09/29/13	huffs Iunno!!He took my skinny jeans too. The Prada ones!scowls Am I gonna be your mom?! Wha?!?! NO! Wait...how does that work? If your mom kissed me...and your dad is wearing my clothes...blinks I...I just don't know Cait. ponders deeply
Livia Vlcek	09/29/13	It was awful Cait! lip wobbles Your dad filled my bra better than I did! shifty eyes I think... moment of realisation Erm... screams OH MAH GAH!!! YOUR MOM KISSED ME!!
Livia Vlcek	09/29/13	nodsYea...your dad is cool...he um...was wearing my bra. cringes blinks Your mom wouldn't happen to be blonde, would she? eyes glaze over With pretty blue eyes and very bowed lips?
Livia Vlcek	09/29/13	glances down at shirt and nods It's all I could find to wear at the Club. pouts People have taken my clothes... glances up at Caitlyn So um...Briggs is your dad?
Livia Vlcek	09/29/13	wanders up in an 'I love hot moms' tee-shirt stares at wide eyed
Livia Vlcek	09/24/13	CAIT!!! screams CAIT!!! racks a round You sent that damn Scyther to fvck up my hair... Didn't you?!
Roman Pierce	09/11/13	stares Will haunt and murder you sage nod
Roman Pierce	09/11/13	stares Ermmm... guzzles twitches dies
Livia Vlcek	09/08/13	is hit with sweaty jogger...ew germs gasps in surprise...ew germs scrambles for freedom from jogger...ew germs grabs nearest item she can get her hands on tosses bottle of half drank orange juice at Cait Pony...ta! Tear dat bish up! Erg...I mean, I choose you! searches for purrell
Livia Vlcek	09/08/13	is hit with hotdog butterfree falls HO DOWN! grabs fallen bun throws at Cait Venomoth, I choose you!
Livia Vlcek	09/08/13
Livia Vlcek	08/26/13	gasps and tries to cuddle falls upon instantly falls asleep
Livia Vlcek	07/10/13	nods Went to the gelatto shop. Took lil Roman after we got him some batman plasters for his knee. Kid can eat. holds out bag with multiple cups of gelatto in different flavors
Livia Vlcek	07/10/13	calls after Cait Waaaaaiiiit! runs after I went to the gelatto shop!
Phoebe Eriksen	06/26/13	The air about Phoebe was different. She had been away for a very long time to detox herself from the Realms torrid drama. Her hand pulled upon the ribbon that kept her hair up in a high pony tail letting it cascade down all about her shoulders. "Yes, its me Caitlyn. I thought I would be forgotten totally around here." She stuffed wrapped the ribbon around her wrist while taking slow deep breaths "So what have I missed?
Briahne Dancescu	06/18/13	Bri sets down a box of Oranges with a huge sign that says Grats on POTD!!!, rings the doorbell, then knocks ...then darts away grinning like a cheshire cat.
Nathaniel Tallios	06/18/13	Well, well, well! Look who's made it onto the front page! Remind me to buy you a fresh gallon of OJ to celebrate!
Elessar	06/13/13	Appearing out the crowd, Elessar has a gallon of ice cold orange juice in one hand and a gallon of amber liquid that also appears to be ice cold as he says, "Hey, Cait."
Livia Vlcek	05/02/13	falls flat on her face as the bald bystander hits her lifts head up attempts to figure out what exactly has happened stars stars stars shrugs off the male and yells DAD GET OFF YOU'RE CRUSHING MAI SMOKES! blinks Um...oops... shifty eyes DidIsaythatoutloud? jumps up and grabs nearest Lycan HOUNDOOM I CHOOSE YOU! tosses at Caitlyn and runs like the wind
Livia Vlcek	04/22/13	tries to wipe dirt from eyes...still is knocked backwards with sheer force of cat hitting face screams like a girl clutches at animal that is attached to said face and flails wildly on ground manages muffled words Ohmahgah Caitlyn!!! flings cat to the side grabs random vampire walking by and flings at Cait GOLBAT I CHOOSE YOU! blinks Erg...attempts to crawl away on hands and knees quickly
Elessar	04/17/13	Being bumped into, Elessar turns around and says as he wraps his arms around his friend Caitlyn, "Cait, you caught up with me, my friend. How are you?"
Livia Vlcek	04/17/13	screams in pain as dirt clouds her vision claws at eyes blindly searches for a rock throws dog poo found at Cait Onix! I choose you! scrunches nose What's that smell...
Livia Vlcek	04/15/13	watches Caitlyn fall blinks Whadaeff? crawls towards the woman's body I really think we need to have you fit for shoes...or summin. Maybe have your robe tailored more? picks ice off herself tosses at Caitlyn screams PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!
Livia Vlcek	04/15/13	is hit screams I'M HIT! I'M HIT! falls to the ground
Elessar	04/01/13	Smiling as he looks at the baby and places a finger into the grasp of Noah, Elessar says, "Hey there, little. How are you?" Looking At Caitlyn, he continues, "He's got a grip. I am doing fine."
Elessar	04/01/13	Sneaking up behind Caitlyn, Elessar covers her eyes and says quietly, "Surprise!"
Roman Pierce	03/18/13	Congorats...now gimme the f*cking juice!
Briahne Dancescu	03/16/13	She smiles, holding the newly born Noah in her arms ....she hoped she was holding him right, her mother didn't let her help with her sister much. This was all too new for her. "How'm I doing ..... God Caitlyn, is so hard. He gave me the cross I wear now, it say "Forever bound in love -Your Hunter"." The girl is close to tears, fighting them back hard ... "even his wolf in full crinos form loved me. God gave him the wolf, something lead us to each other, how could ...... why he take him from me?" She wipes away the invading tears and tries to smile again. Seeing little Noah's face helps. "Uhm, orange juice ....dah, please and you more than welcome for gifts, I hope you like them." Strange things happen to people in the realm all the time, she had hoped that they had as much time as many of the others did. "I not help but thinken that this was same vampire that took me, only instead of forcing promise, he killed my mate. Dah, I need to go back soon. Maybe we close investigation and Fane take farm and rebuild. Is not home there anymore, London my home now. You come over to house one day, is plenty of room and Noah can play ....." Briahne catches herself rambling again ...her smiles turns soft as she gazes at the child again. "You have godparents for him yet? Is said in my homelands, child with godparents will never be out of love, ever."
Briahne Dancescu	03/14/13	The Romanian girl hugs her good friend back, with one arm as well, since she bears her gifts with the other hand. She moves in through her doorway, smiling softly at the infant in her arms. "Caitlyn, he's so beautiful", she say placing her hand on her chest. "You are very lucky to have him." Bri's eyes are filled with sadness even though she expresses true joy for Cait's lil one. She sets his gift and hers down to where Momma can look at them in hopes to be able to hold Noah. "May I hold him please?"
Briahne Dancescu	03/13/13	Briahne discovered from Caitlyn's text that she too was in London ... she invited the Romanian to visit her. She does this now. Knocking on the door to where she is, already having been to a gift shop for the baby Noah, Bri waits to be admitted so that she might be able to stay her screams and tears for at least a little while. Children are precious and Caitlyn was blessed with her son. She was dressed in all black, but not a dress or a skirt ... pants, boots and a sweater that was nicely low cut without being advertisingly so. She wished for her mate's cross's diamonds to shine and shimmer, showing all that he protected her still, even from underneath the dirt. Her present to little Noah was a slightly larger sleeper/blanket set with a simple white rose for Caitlyn and a small basket of oranges for her too. With that blanket set is a rattle, it had been hers, non-descript for at first Bri was thought to be a Brian .... neighbors from her homeland made it and now, it belonged to Cait's little one.
Elessar	02/24/13	You are more than welcome to come over to my house at any time, Cait. I have enough OJ for you to quench your thirst all the time, as you are more than welcome there.
Roman Pierce	02/20/13	THE HELL WITH THAT, IT'S ALL MINE...GIMME!
Elessar	02/17/13	Sure would love to have some OJ!! Yo can always get a few dozen oranges over at my house. I am doing fine. How about you?
Elessar	02/17/13	Hey, my beloved and beautiful friend!
Livia Vlcek	02/01/13	What's it gonna take to shed four years? I want it to be four years ago...hands Cait a bottle of OJ