| Chase Cooper |
01/31/19 |
Okay. Well. Um.
It's settled, then.
Happy to be of service. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/28/19 |
But you didn’t say it was a preferential thing.
I feel as though I’ve taken a step up in the world. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/27/19 |
-Blinks-
-Grins-
-Blushes-
Really? Sh-t.
Why didn't you say so? |
| Chase Cooper |
01/27/19 |
What? No. Why.
He like you?
He still trying?
Because I don't like him one bit.
I.. um. Yes.
But only if you swear not to wear anyone else's. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/27/19 |
Blushing? I'm not.
It's really warm in here.
Maybe I have a fever.
So.. you're not going to get with him?
And you'll stop wearing his underwear? |
| Chase Cooper |
01/27/19 |
Underwear are very intimate.
And he better.
But.
Um.
I think.. I think my mum is calling?
-no phones are ringing-
-whispers-
Please don't. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/27/19 |
Wha- wow. So.
You and Sean, huh?
That's a thing?
He's not even fun.
Does Sean rub your feet?
And do your laundry? |
| Chase Cooper |
01/27/19 |
Well. Has he been tested?
Is he clean?
You're endangering your..
You know. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/26/19 |
-swallows back bile-
But they're Sean's. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/24/19 |
Oye. Why the f-ck is there some strange boxers in the wash? |
| Chase Cooper |
01/20/19 |
-huffs-
-rejected- |
| Chase Cooper |
01/20/19 |
Oh... well... that’s not very nice. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/20/19 |
She does not... but she did.
Her face is kinda pinchy, ain’t it?
Not good for aging. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/20/19 |
I told Fee that she’s ugly.
She didn’t take it so great. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/02/19 |
Chase just deflates. Yeah, whatever. Yea, whatever. She might have just ripped his heart right out of his chest, waving her hand like that and giving him such a lacking response. At least when she's mad, he knows she cares. "..okay." |
| Chase Cooper |
01/02/19 |
"Are you done wishin' death on me?" Chase is pathetic. It's true. A little sh!tty. But mostly pathetic. And passive aggressive. But again. Pathetic. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/01/19 |
"GOOD! AT LEAST ONE OF US HAS THEM!"
Doors slam. A door slams. A door slams a few times, to be precise. He has a statement to make. |
| Chase Cooper |
01/01/19 |
"Yes, you arse." Peeved, distraught, and utterly at a loss, he stands. "Fine. You don't care? Fine. I'll just go fvck myself, then. But don't say I didn't warn ya." |
| Chase Cooper |
01/01/19 |
"It's a lady robot." He can see it. He can see her distaste. But Chase is serious. The worry is etched into his features. "They deceive men and then they kill 'em. Coldblooded murderers." |
| Chase Cooper |
01/01/19 |
"Maya," Chase drops into the couch beside her, leaning in and whispering in her ear. "I'm pretty sure Fi is a fembot." |
| Chase Cooper |
11/07/18 |
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| Chase Cooper |
10/11/18 |
This has to stop. I know you two aren’t best friends, but.
That’s no an excuse.
Honestly, I’m disappointed. |
| Chase Cooper |
10/11/18 |
Maya, c’mon. Please don’t lie to me. |
| Chase Cooper |
10/10/18 |
Oye! Did you pull Fee's hair? |
| Adara Litvinova |
10/04/18 |
-snorts- You are a genius. I love the way you think. I'm totally on board for this. Soooo much PINK! |
| Chase Cooper |
10/04/18 |
Okay...
-chews inside of cheek-
...okay, but she yawned. |
| Chase Cooper |
10/04/18 |
-blushes-
Maya, you’re my favorite.
...how do I know if she is?
She didn’t sound it, the other night. |
| Chase Cooper |
10/04/18 |
Oh, stooooooop.
Okay. Okay. Go on. |
| Adara Litvinova |
10/04/18 |
YES! I mean, no, I won't mess it up! -gives toothy grin- But I will have to go buy some teal. I have pink. -thinks- We could use it on some strange person. Got any of those lying around? |
| Chase Cooper |
10/04/18 |
What? I like friendly people.
Judgy. |
| Chase Cooper |
10/04/18 |
Oye! I found one of Fee’s friends.
She’s so friendly.
Waves like a champ. |
| Adara Litvinova |
10/04/18 |
-ponders- Okay, so not girly. A nice bright teal, then?
-nods sagely- It would totally make your eyes pop! |
| Adara Litvinova |
10/03/18 |
-stares- I have this urge to dye your hair pink. A strong one.
Jus' sayin'... -smiles brightly- |
| Chase Cooper |
09/17/18 |
Right. Okay. I can do this.
-nods to himself-
-peeks outside-
-goooooooes- |
| Chase Cooper |
09/17/18 |
I’ll never let go, Jack.
-is so funny-
-comes bearing tea-
I’ll just break into another room. Get more blankets. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/17/18 |
What?! It’s not mine!
-drops blanket, thoroughly disgusted-
-sets about making motel tea-
I’m so sorry I sneezed on you. Honest. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/17/18 |
Okay. Okay. I can do this.
Like... warm tea? Or...?
-peels out and begins to rummage-
I don’t think you want this blanket... |
| Chase Cooper |
09/17/18 |
No!
-immediately burrows in-
-yes, with her-
Tell me what to do. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/17/18 |
What’s wrong? Why are you grumpy?
Did I step on you? |
| Chase Cooper |
09/17/18 |
Fee’s here?
-sits up, looks around-
But I’ve not showered. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/16/18 |
Maya.
-Jumps in bed-
I’m feeling loads better now.
-Somersaults-
-Grins, super proud of himself- |
| Chase Cooper |
09/13/18 |
-sniffs and nods-
-wrinkles nose up-
-hesitates-
-can’t-
-sneezes-
I’m sorry, Maya... |
| Chase Cooper |
09/13/18 |
My throat.
-Milking it, is extra pathetic-
And my head.
-So, so pathetic-
-Leans into-
And I’m sleepy... |
| Chase Cooper |
09/13/18 |
Maya...
-Whines-
I don’t feel so good. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/03/18 |
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| Chase Cooper |
09/03/18 |
Maya - I can't find it. It's my favorite shirt and it isn't anywhere. I looked under the bed and in the bed and around the bed. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/03/18 |
But it's vintage. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/03/18 |
She doesn't have it, Maya. |
| Chase Cooper |
09/03/18 |
Where is my looney toons shirt? |
| Chase Cooper |
08/17/18 |
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| Chase Cooper |
08/17/18 |
She skips her rag, if you must know.
Some sort of f-ckin' magic.
So. You done yet? |
| Chase Cooper |
08/15/18 |
You done yet?
Longest rag ever. |
| Chase Cooper |
08/10/18 |
Wouldn't you like to know.
|
| Chase Cooper |
08/10/18 |
I'm not a pr!ck.
You're just rude. |
| Chase Cooper |
08/10/18 |
Is there still a sock? |
| Chase Cooper |
07/30/18 |
You're the one-
You know what?
Never mind.
It's fine.
F-ck. |
| Chase Cooper |
07/30/18 |
I got needs. And they aren't skanks.
They're cultured.
Why? You wanna check for yourself?
I'll drop trou right now. |
| Chase Cooper |
07/30/18 |
Why you say it like that? You don't believe me? |
| Chase Cooper |
07/30/18 |
Huh? Oh. Oh!
It's just heat rash. |
| Chase Cooper |
07/30/18 |
...uh...
That... I...
Got checked for STDs? |
| Chase Cooper |
07/29/18 |
You’ll never know, dear. |
| Chase Cooper |
07/07/18 |
...Yours. |
| Chase Cooper |
07/07/18 |
Oh.
Ouch.
OOOOWWWWW
What the f*ck. I wash just fine. |
| Chase Cooper |
07/07/18 |
Is this.. what is this bump on my back? Is that a pimple? Get rid of it. You're a girl. You do that. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
BUH BYE. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
GO SUCK A HOBO'S TOE, MAYA. YOU'D LIKE THAT, ANYWAY. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
LUCKILY I DON'T HAVE A F*CKIN FOOT FETISH, BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU DO. DON'T TOUCH MY SOCKS. OR MY GODDAMN BOXERS. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
LISTEN. JUST MAKE ME A F*CKIN SANDWICH AND SUPPORT ME.
I'M WEARING RED. FULL OF SH*T. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
WELL WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT NOT WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT? A BUNCH OF F*CKIN BABIES TO COO AT?! |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
What?! I would raise your f*ckin' kids! What the f*ck, Maya! F*ckin' Maya Junior wouldn't end up in foster care because Uncle Chase is too f*ckin' sh*tty to give a f*ck. Uncle Chase would be the f*ckin' favorite. Because Uncle f*ckin' Chase is the f*ckin' sh*t. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
That was really mean, Maya.
You should be supporting me. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
Well, actually, the plan is for boys only.
And uh... Thomas and Jesse, actually. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
Well, I'm white and f*ckin' British. Of course I'm pale.
And yea, but she draws a heart by my name on my cup. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
Huh. Never realized...
You're the best. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/28/18 |
Do you think I look better in blue, or red?
There's this real good lookin' girl at the coffee shop.
Tryin' to get her number. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
Didn’t deny it. I win. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
[Smirks]
So you do want in my boxers. Knew it. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
Thank f*ck. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
What did you pay for the sh*t?
[Glances toward boxers]
..are you wearing anything under my boxers? |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
...
...what was the.. how much? |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
You’re so selfish. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
Why didn’t you buy shorts with the money? You didn’t spend ALL that money on underwear.
...did you get into some ****? |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
The hell am I going to do with them? I’m not going to wear them. They’ll mangle me. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
Wait. The f*ck do you need lacie undies for? |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
You walk around in your underwear all the time. Did you at least reset the phone? Scratch off the serial number? |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
You don’t have a lacie pair. When did you get a lacie pair? Where? You stole someone’s sexy underwear? Gross. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
F*ck those grannie panties. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/21/18 |
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY F*CKING UNDERWEAR. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/20/18 |
Can’t you steal someone’s boxers or shorts? I kind of need mine.
F*ckin’ women. F*ck. |
| Chase Cooper |
06/18/18 |
The f-ck. Did I miss something? Did you drug me and force my hand in marriage? |
| Chase Cooper |
06/18/18 |
...those are my boxers.
Those aren’t shorts.
Just saying. |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/11/18 |
-Gives a small wave-
-Retreats-
-Glances back at-
-Actually retreats- |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/11/18 |
It's nice to meet you, Maya.
-Feels a little better, nods in agreement-
-Gives a small smile-
It's not all bad.. people, I mean.
Sometimes it's hard, but you can find good.
It's scary out there, though.
-So, she might be a recluse from the world.-
-It's fine.- |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/11/18 |
Oh.
-Crosses arms, suddenly self conscious-
Yea. I do. Too friendly. Fatal flaw, people say.
...Sorry. |
| Camille |
06/11/18 |
*ponders a moment*
Both.
No matter. You're welcome.
You might find a friendly face goes a long way in these parts. You have quite a lovely face. Looks friendly enough.
*leans in just slightly, eyes narrowed*
Yes I do believe you'll do just fine.
*solemn nod*
Do feel free to seek me out should you need anything. I believe you'll be pleasantly surprised by the... Quaint nature of the place. |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/11/18 |
I bet there is tons you can do with it.
-Smiles, toys with own hair-
Thanks... it uh, it really has no life at all.
I'm Quinn. |
| Camille |
06/11/18 |
Hello, darling. Pleasure.
*shoves her hand at, insisting on a shake*
Welcome. Bit of a mess around here at the moment. Don't be fooled. We're a lovely bunch.
*blinks rapidly* |
| Quinn Abernathy |
06/11/18 |
I really like your hair. |
