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New YorkOops.
Created by Mackenzie
LondonWhatever it takes
Created by Mackenzie
TransylvaniaWar is peace
Created by Mackenzie
ContestsRoleplay of the Month
Created by Zeddicus Zorander
New YorkPsalm 23:4
Created by The Reverend
LillyEmperium 12/02/17 *walking up, Lilly grinned as she handed Mackenzie a bottle of whiskey * Thought you could use a bit holiday cheer
Daragh MacLeod 11/29/17 Is that your way of telling me, you're ready to convert back? Ah, Faith. Its the day.
Spring Taylor 11/21/17 B-tch
Let's meat.
Spring Taylor 11/13/17 B*tch
Spring Taylor 11/13/17 B-tch
Spring Taylor 11/13/17 B-tch
You killed my ****ing Jew.
Victor Lockheed 11/10/17 Mick
I wouldn't let it get to you. I think she hates everybody.
Great. Now I want Chinese too.
Victor Lockheed 11/10/17 Mick
About waist deep in bleeding blondes, and definitely not dead.
I'll save you one.
Spring Taylor 11/10/17 My b-tch
How does it blimey fcking feel, b-tch?
Atticus Hammond 11/10/17 Mr. Miyagi
Sorry, talk-to-text is a b!tch.
Victor Lockheed 11/10/17 Mick
I know, I'm surprised too.
Atticus Hammond 11/10/17 Mr. Miyagi
You are karate master. Only you know karate "yes". Karate "guess so" no kill. Karate "guess so" get YOU kill. Mackenzie-san ALWAYS karate "yes".
Victor Lockheed 11/10/17 Mick
I'm not an expert on how Spring's brain works, but I think everyone does stupid sh*t when they're grieving.
Atticus Hammond 11/10/17 Mr. Miyagi
Do karate "yes".
Victor Lockheed 11/10/17 Mick
She declared war on everyone.
Victor Lockheed 11/10/17 Mick
Lashing out?
Atticus Hammond 11/10/17 Mr. Miyagi
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so," (get squished) just like grape.
Ronan Boru 10/31/17 Oíche Shamhna Shona (happy halloween)
Elis Griffyn 10/29/17 To: MB

M. You were right, I was wrong. And to show my upmost appreciation for you and all you do, I've caught us dinner. So what do you say? Me, you and a nice red? Though I think it's fake - what a shame. Let me know. Yours place or mine. E
Spring Taylor 10/22/17 My b-tch
London. Let's get f-cked up.
Spring Taylor 10/22/17 My b-tch
Where the bloody hell are you?
Victor Lockheed 10/14/17 Mick
Did you miss your flight?
Spring Taylor 10/11/17 My b*tch
Spring Taylor 10/11/17 My b-tch
F***** Douchlav. I'm going to screw my foot so far up his **** that he will have sh*t tears.
Spring Taylor 10/10/17 My *****
If some ****** sends me an alliance, can I ****ing eat them?
Victor Lockheed 10/07/17 Mick
I don't think I own anything that isn't black anyway, potato breath.
Victor Lockheed 10/07/17 Mick
How about you just tell me the colors I'm not allowed to wear. And, you know. Why.
Daragh MacLeod 10/07/17 "You condemned us all for a Papist with a face on him like a bag of mickies." Daragh scowled down to her, and when he heard that whisper. "Oh. You know, this is really hard to figure out." He answered sarcastically and twisted his facial expression for feigned puzzlement. Finally he put his arms against her to give her a light shove in retort.

"How does it feel to remember? What was that Papist's name? I don't recall, because he only repeated your name while we beat his God out of him." Daragh hissed out the words. "I remember your face while you did nothing as he was beat in front of you. You got us back ye did. But obviously you didn't try to kill me hard enough."

"Do you remember your nickname back then? You had a few. Flat fanny Faith was a popular one. That's my favorite. Fanny, you were my favorite too. Don't worry. I'm not leaving until you convert back." Daragh was a hypocrite these days. A devoted catholic all their childhood lives, into his adult years. But, now his diet consisted of newly devoted nuns instead of fighting for potatoes.
Daragh MacLeod 10/07/17 There it grows. The MacLeod temper that flares up instantaneously. Mackenzie seems to be a walking beacon of the fault. "Learn to embrace your era. We're both dinosaurs, except I'm not acting like a spoiled c-ntasaurus surrounded by dead caveman." The mental image actually causes him to lose focus of his anger and chuckle.

"Acknowledge the potato. Coward? At least I'm true to my blood. If Liam had his complete way. You would have watched him be ripped to shreds. His flesh nailed onto a bloody f-cking cross. His flesh-less corpse impaled by a string of rosary beads. Is that what you wanted? Is it?" His words pump out with the same tone of aggression.

Daragh looks down at her and scoffs. "Mackenzie? Right. And I'm f-cking Benedict Cumberbatch. You'll always be Faith MacLeod to me." He wasn't going to move. This is a sibling standoff, and the one that walks away first is the loser.

Elis Griffyn 10/07/17 Be as angsty as you want. I'll just sit back here and smoke until you've got it all out of your system. *He over-pronounces the last few words with a wink* Continue...
Elis Griffyn 10/07/17 Oh hush now, it can't all be that bad? Though if you need someone to look out for you, you have me. Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine.
Elis Griffyn 10/07/17 Mackery Binx, what took thee so long?
Daragh MacLeod 10/07/17 The smug doesn't leave. It embeds into his features in the guise of a calculated sneer. Obviously he had spent centuries dipping below her radar. But in just a twist his own rage started to ignite behind his gaze. He stretches his neck and could feel his own fists at his sides tense up.

"Balderdash. I've existed longer than you have. Why the hell do you care? Are you scared that I'll finish the job again?"

Matter of fact tone. He was the youngest, so in that scene of time he had been the last one to deal the blow. She tainted their house, and that taint washed down years to the point they now stood opposite each other.

"Word on the street is you're a traitor. At least after all these years, you haven't changed one bit Faith."
Daragh MacLeod 10/07/17 Just as he remembered her. Daragh didn't even flinch as her left hook connects with his jaw. His right moves to rub his jawline with a smug smirk. In a flicker he thought to reciprocate the punch, but his words would hold their own sting.The words that part from him are just as baleful as her glacier glare. "Faith. Not going to use a pipe this time?"
Victor Lockheed 10/07/17 Mick
Oh my god yes it is. Use your google machine.
Victor Lockheed 10/07/17 Mick
What, do you suddenly not like me in black?
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 Mr. Miyagi
What would you suggest, then?
Eye in a jar of preservatives?
I'm open to suggestions.
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 Mr. Miyagi
She'll be okay.
Can we go kill someone?
Can I keep a finger as a souvenir?
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 Mr. Miyagi
That's the coolest possible answer.
Camille ate two pounds of mac n' cheese, and she's asleep.
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 Mr. Miyagi
What do YOU eat?
Atticus Hammond 09/30/17 Mr. Miyagi
Dairy Queen?
Jameson Orlav 09/19/17 M.
I've already delivered three heads this week. It's on the list. It's coming.
Victor Lockheed 09/18/17 Mick
Yeah, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hindsight is 20/20. My nights have never been more dull.
Victor Lockheed 09/17/17 Mick
Video rec’d:
Victor Lockheed 09/17/17 Mick
Sounds good.
I’ll text you some pictures.
Victor Lockheed 09/17/17 Mick
What? Too ethical to pay for sex? What is he, the bloody Pope?
I'm feeling a redhead. Something spicy.
Ooh, now I'm hungry.
Victor Lockheed 09/17/17 Mick
I wouldn’t know. I’m like a cat in heat. On a bad day.
He could always pay for sex?
Victor Lockheed 09/17/17 Mick
Glad you’re not dog chow.
The f-ck? Is he celibate?
Elis Griffyn 09/17/17 Oh no. I mean have a go...on me. Hahaha.
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 Oh, I'm sure she'll come to a bloody end, no doubt. But I just want that moment, that complete and utter blissful moment where she looked up at me, lost to us, and I show her what I really am. She was so sure that there was no good in our kind. That no single vampire could find redemption. But if it really bothers you that much, I promises, hand on still-beating heart, that you can have a go first.
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 But doesn't it turn you on, not just the slightest bit, to think of her getting in bed with a vampire...when she has absolutely no clue that I am one? Her high and mighty stance that our kind are scum, that every vampire should just walk into the sun and end their afterlife...and there she is, getting completely owned by one of them?
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 Haha, true. But the worst you'll get is a bit of a inch for a while. But I'm sure the itch is worth it if the cause is good enough. *Elis chuckled again* I think I need to get my act together and finish seducing that bloody Orlav woman...I obviously have my own unscratchable itches to see to.
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 I don't think they're a thing. I mean, after all, we don't get sick, right? So how can we get infections and viruses?
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 Maybe that's where you're going wrong.
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 *smirks* Or just do as I do...have whatever the f*ck you fancy. Gender is just an appendage anyway. Our kind live far too long to bother about such trifle things. Have what you want with whoever you want and simply be happy that tomorrow keeps coming along, day after day.
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 Lesbianism?
Elis Griffyn 09/16/17 To be honest, I don't think I said I wanted to. It was more that the tabloids did. I'm too old for 'settling down' and I don't think I hate anyone enough to make them stick with me for any prolonged period of time.
Elis Griffyn 09/15/17 My wife and I had our first at fourteen. And by the time all -this- happened at twenty-eight, I was already a grandfather. So trust me that I understand completely. And that's...hmmm...more than I wanted to share so I'm just going to, errr, yeah. You. I could complete handle you, don't you worry. After all, I know what makes you tick.
Atticus Hammond 09/14/17 Mr. Miyagi
I'll let you and Camille decide the marinade, then! :D
Atticus Hammond 09/14/17 Mr. Miyagi
What if I want to use it for free labor?
Atticus Hammond 09/14/17 Mr. Miyagi
More of a, 50% my genes, 50% hers sort of situation.
Atticus Hammond 09/14/17 Mr. Miyagi
That's a 24/7 given fact. But also with my unborn child.
Atticus Hammond 09/14/17 Mr. Miyagi
I can't leave her. She's pregnant.
Elis Griffyn 09/13/17 Seems The Real Housewife thinks we should be a couple by all of those love hearts around my bloodied mug. I dunno...there's a bit of a Renesmee/Jacob thing going on if you ask me - patiently waiting for you to grow up. And don't ask me how I seem to know Twilight character names and plots. I've no idea.
Atticus Hammond 09/13/17 Mr. Miyagi
You're a woman. What do women want??
Victor Lockheed 09/10/17 Mick
Easy on the eyes.
Atticus Hammond 09/07/17
Camille Hammond 09/05/17 sh-tbreak
Normally that would give me the warm and fuzzies, but someone it makes me think you're about to toilet paper my house.
Camille Hammond 09/05/17 Slagathor
Catch a glimpse in the mirror, did you?
Ella Donovan 09/01/17 Mackenzie
I'm interested in meeting. I'll give you the directions to the sanctuary, or I know his coffee joint that stains your teeth Daffodil yellow.
Elis Griffyn 08/31/17 Haha, no. That was just a stroke of luck but, hmmm, just...let's get that whiskey soon, yes?
Elis Griffyn 08/31/17 Stalking is...hmm. I guess I may have known, in advance, where you'd be at key points in time...ish.
Elis Griffyn 08/31/17 Well no, the thought of you naked is never a mood killer. But calling me, lil' ol' me, a stalker? It breaks my heart, Mackenzie. It breaks it into pieces. I don't know how I'll get over this. I really don't. My hurts.
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 Jesus Christ, woman. Calm. I don't think stalking is the word here. I just checked in now and again. I never interacted and I never took that dress. Wow. Talk about a mood killer. Here I am, trying to be the gentleman and here you are, accusing me of crimes! No stalking, no dress stealing.

...but I maaaay know who did take it. And damn, what a sight that walk of shame was. If anything, you should be congratulating me on not drawing attention to your for the hilarity of the damn thing. If anything, I did you a favour. You should be grateful! You should be thanking me.
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 Oh, I can tell you some marvellous stories about Bud, don't you worry about that. You buy me a drink or three and I'll fill an evening with the stories you won't find in any glossy memories. It's a date, kiddo. Count me in.
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 Oh, I can appreciate that. You keep the shirt, I'll just wear you inst...ahahaha, I'm sorry, I can't. I can't be that sleazy. Keep your clothing on, for now, and let's just get drunk, smoke too much and sing our way through far too many classic 80s anthems. I'll even show you my Dirty Dancing moves. I'm not saying I'm better than Swayze but, well, I may have shown him a thing or two.
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 Haha, you're cute. Take them off and I'll see if they fit. If not, we'll have to try the shirt, and so on.
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 Well damn. I'm far too much the gentleman to just come out and say it. Does charm and respect count for nothing?

Now let me in your goddamn pants!
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 A ruggish, handsome man, a bottle of liquor and a packet of cigarettes. It's the dream!
Elis Griffyn 08/30/17 Imagine the sexiest situation you can fathom.

No, sexier. Seeeexieeeer.

Sexier than that.

Now answer me I close?
Victor Lockheed 08/25/17 Mick
Let's catch the 8pm show. Early bird special for us senior citizens.
Victor Lockheed 08/25/17 Mick
Okay, but only if we catch a showing of Les Mis. Non-negotiable.
Victor Lockheed 08/25/17 Mick
Sure. Thoughts on the venue? I'll let you choose this time.
Atticus Hammond 08/25/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
No. Solomon is too pure for us all. He's an exception to the rule. To EVERY rule. Excuse my man-crush.
Atticus Hammond 08/25/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
Do you only collect weirdos?
Atticus Hammond 08/24/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
Rhiannon says you're scary. Is this true?
Jameson Orlav 08/19/17 I will have it.
Count on it.
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
And strawberry lemonade? Can we get strawberry lemonade? I don't think I can come home just yet. I still need to find Solomon the PERFECT souvenir. Our bromance rests upon it.
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
If I come home can we get churros?
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
I don't know where Camille is. I found a herd of elephants, and they look super friendly. I'm gonna go for it. You don't need to come to Africa, I promise I won't get eaten or stampeded. Where do you think they keep the hyenas?
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
Fair. What about a gazelle? Can I race a gazelle? Also, do you think hippopotamuses are dangerous? I want to hug one immediately. Get me one for Christmas.
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 Mr. Miyagi
So say this one cheetah looks really slow...
Camille Hammond 08/17/17 Mackchomp
Atticus and I are going on a Safari. I don't need to tell you that he's safe in Bloemfontein. He's already promised not to run with the Cheetahs. I'll send him back with souvenirs. ✌🏼
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi

Can we get matching haircuts? That'd be cute. Camille won't get a couple's tattoo with me. S'pose that's your territory, then.
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi
Listen, it's your haircut. Not me. Camille agrees. I've got the Beard Deet. I'm going on. Pray for me.
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17 Text To: Mr. Miyagi Code Beard. Solomon out-Miyagi'd me. Hell, he out-Miyagi'd you. You didn't warn me about how charming this hairy refrigerator is. And the nachos. The man makes a mean plate of nachos. You're SOL.
Victor Lockheed 08/16/17 Mick
I can tell you're lying, even over text. We should get together soon.
Victor Lockheed 08/16/17 Mick
Did you take any after pics? You know I like seeing your handiwork.
Camille Hammond 08/16/17 The girl growls lightly as Mackenzie wraps her fingers around her pale wrists, her instinct snapping into high gear as she rips them free, though it was possible not completely without injury. "Don't threaten me, Mack. I'm not one of your lackeys, and I'm certainly not afraid of your bite." Her eyes narrow as chapped lips purse, "He'll be just fine, don't you worry your pretty head about it."

Camille Hammond 08/16/17 Camille startles at the angry snip, turning fast on her heel with fists up defensively to face a similarly tiny terror. Such accusations. So angry. So testy. "Yeah?! So?? You can wax right the f-ck off, McDuck." Her fists go down and she tousles her hair with raking fingers. "He's pretty, isn't he? Now I understand the whole Indiana Jones thing!"
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17

"Hey. She's great. You're just underplaying her potential."
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17 "Her name is Camille, surname, apparently, Rameau. So, hah. I'm not a liar!"
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17 "Are you calling my wife a liar? She's blonde, she's tiny, and I'm fairly certain she's lethal."
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17 "Cut the 'tude, lady. I married your friend today, no thanks to you."
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17 "Mom, I need some money. To go out. No questions."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17 "Fair. We did, in fact, agree." He blinks. "Sorry, spent too long today as a prized bull. But if you're getting Bunny Tracks, then we're also going to need cookies and cream. And chocolate. And vanilla. ... Swiiiiiiiirl."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Shame. Here I was hoping to get pregnant tonight. Guess I'll have to ask the lesbian I met earlier."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"STDs? Sh!t. Fine. Let's spoon and watch Law & Order. And by spoon, I mean ice cream. Rocky Road, to represent my life."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Listen, hombre. I didn't want to do this, but I think I did to DeVos myself from this relationship. I guess this is... Chao."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"I only frolic on special occasions. Like National Donut Day. Or when another member of Trump's cabinet is ditched."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"I always wanted to be the rugged, outdoorsy type. Does this mean we're farm-pals? Do we get to frolic together? Sh!t. We're frolickers!"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Well, come take a look at my dating profile. I could go for a pair of strong arms in plaid holding me close after a long day of working the fields. But if I'm not a farmer, can I join Farmer's Only Dot Com? Isn't that, like, dishonest? You're my guide, Mackenzie. Don't lead me astray!"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Charmed. At which point do I surpass you?"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Well thanks, buttercup. I appreciate the increase in my likeability ratio. That brought me out of the negatives. I'm only 82% a total fvck now!"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Joe sounds charming, but, I like my men like I like I like my dog. Definitely not gonna fvck him."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Which would you prefer? I'm flexible. That's one of my personality pros on Christian Mingle."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"F-Y-I, I'm drying off in your silk robe. It accentuates my thighs."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"I'm Atticus, Atticus Hammond. I'm going to go use your shower, now. Maybe use your perfume. That'll confuse the desperate female masses."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Can you catch a fly with chopsticks? Are you a good building super? Can I count on you to snake my drains?"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Well? Are you going to be my Mr. Miyagi, or are you going to leave me in the lurch?"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"What the fvck is an Orlav? Clap? Excuse me? What the hell is wrong with you people?"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"You're not another one, are you? I smell like Chanel No. 5 and wasted potential, now. This was one of my favorite shirts, too."
Jameson Orlav 08/13/17
Camille Hammond 08/13/17 Mack
Get in line, b-tch.
Rhiannon Whitaker 08/10/17 Mackenzie
Must be your pit stank. Sry.
Solomon King 07/25/17 He did run hot. As far as he knew, it seemed to be a universally shared trait of Werewolves. He easily recalled the time before his tragic first shift; fhe fever had made him sick for weeks. Lucy seemed to be adjusting, but she was just a child. It was more difficult for her.

At her traitorous suggestion that he trim his beard, he brought a defensive hand up to the full, well groomed facial accessory. "Don't even joke about that.."

His horror subsided, however, when she offered to take night duty for a bit. He was tired, but Solomon had never been one to complain about such things. "Thanks. I'm fine though, really. Despite the circumstances, it's actually kind of... kind of nice to have her here."
Victor Lockheed 07/22/17 Mick
I just like when they're scared.
I'll be there soon. Make sure he's awake.
Victor Lockheed 07/22/17 She could play hard to get all she wanted. Mackenzie was actively torturing Jameson f*cking Orlav, and he knew the reason. It was for him. Mackenzie couldn't deny that. It put her and her Sanctuary at risk, just like she had proclaimed she would never do. Her actions told a story as plain as day.

Feeling suddenly quite charitable, he obliged Mackenzie's request. Switching his phone to camera mode, he bent down next to his doomed, sobbing companion.

"Give me a scream, pretty girl."

Tell me where you are.
[IMG Rec'd]

The image was a closeup of an attractive young woman with rivers of mascara running down her pink, sobbing face, Victor's fingers clearly snatching her head back by her hair.
Victor Lockheed 07/22/17 Mackenzie
Agree to disagree. Have I mentioned how insanely hot you are when you torture people?
Victor Lockheed 07/22/17 "Shut. up." Victor hissed at the young woman screaming and clawing at his pant leg, her pretty chestnut hair caught in the steel trap of his closed fist. He was trying to read a text, for f*ck's sake.

With his free hand, he opened the new message from Mackenzie, dark eyes immediately sharpening at the attached image.

Well, well...

Is this you changing your mind about us?
Victor Lockheed 07/22/17 Mackenzie
Putting finishing details on a crime scene to be found tomorrow.
Ronan Boru 07/18/17  photo OrchidGaiaBoruBL3_zps6eocfvql.jpg Name: Orchid Gaia Boru DOB: 7/17/17 Time: 6:46 pm Length: 19 inches Weight 6 lbs 5 Ozs. Parents: Ronan Boru and Lilly Emperium
Solomon King 07/18/17 Solomon had almost always been a morning person. Something about waking up while the world was still quiet, making a strong cup of coffee, toasting a bagel, and turning on the Today Show made even his life feel normal.

From his spot on the couch, he glanced over his shoulder when he heard the door open and shut, signaling Mackenzie's return. His eyes crinkled at her, smile only just visible beneath the full beard. He was well aware that Mackenzie had a nighttime life that he was not apart of. He didn't ask questions.

He scooted his bulk slightly to accomodate her small frame as she took the seat beside him. "Don't worry about it. I only just got up." He glanced briefly toward the stairs at her following question. "No, but the fever isn't waking her up nearly as much as it used to. She was only up a few times tonight." He scratched habitually at his beard. "It hasn't gone down at all... I think she might just be getting used to it."
Rhiannon Whitaker 07/09/17 Horrible Boss
That's awful. Wtf.
Rhiannon Whitaker 07/09/17 Crap Boss
I left a chihuahua in your office.
It's the cat of dog breeds.
Rhiannon Whitaker 07/09/17 Cat Boss
You'll live.
Rhiannon Whitaker 07/09/17 Bossasaurus
Hairless cats?
Rhiannon Whitaker 07/09/17 Megaboss
... I feel like he definitely could be, though.
Rhiannon Whitaker 07/09/17 Boss Lady
Can I bring back a basket full of kittens?
... Solomon needs them.
Tucker Reid 07/09/17 Guilty hands shoot up while Tucker's brow creases in both surprise and confusion.

"Whatever lady, my bad."
Camille Hammond 07/01/17 Smack
I remember. See you soon.
Camille Hammond 07/01/17 Smack
As much as this pains me to admit, I've got to run something by you. I can be in New York in six hours. This is a conversation we should have in person.
Ronan Boru 06/25/17 You are very welcome Mackenzie. I am glad you can lead when you do. Good Luck. * he smiles*
Ronan Boru 06/25/17 "I see you are in gold robes again .Congrats."
Camille Hammond 06/24/17 M.
Aww, I missed you, too.
LillyEmperium 06/21/17 Deal Mack
LillyEmperium 06/21/17 *chuckling Lilly smiled.* we are well.... Once the you know what, has made an appearance... I'll bring a bottle of Jack and we can celebrate properly
LillyEmperium 06/21/17 Congrats....
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
Oh my gosh.
I don't know which is worse.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
Pray it was only a Halloween costume, then.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
You don't just get the perfect ratio of hair and beard all at once.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
Grab a bottle of wine and get clicking, woman.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
And I'm sure Solomon did not have an embarrassing former MySpace account.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
The one who bears an uncanny resemblance to Tom Hardy?
I could never. He is holy.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
I like my men like I like my meat.
Ground up and in a freezer.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
That's what they all say at first. ;o
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
I have plenty of sex.
Sometimes even with other people.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
You should try yoga.
I think you need it.
Rhiannon Whitaker 06/20/17 Mackenzie
This is a hostile work environment.
Maybe even a hate crime.
Solomon King 06/04/17 Solomon had been busying himself with gathering what dry firewood he could find around the Den, and was stacking it up in neat piles next to the cabin door when he heard Mackenzie’s uncharacteristically sheepish voice. At the sound of his name, he paused in his work and turned to face her, expression expectant.

As she spoke, he found it harder and harder to keep a bemused grin from his face. Luckily his beard hid it fairly well. It took her quite a while to get to her point, and when she did.. he burst into a bout of hearty laughter. That hadn’t happened in quite a while.

He was barely able to look at the Bloodies results on her phone through the laughter, but when he managed to get his wind back, his tone was highly amused. “Kenz, you’re real cute when you’re nervous. But I’m a bit of a traditionalist. You’re just gonna have to wait until I ask you.”

With that, he glanced again at her phone and made a face. “ the way, who the hell is Cassandra Carnivale?”
Solomon King 05/29/17 Inactive? He read the word twice, heavy brow coming down over his eyes. Have I been gone that long?

That explains why I can't f*cking find anyone. I'm in my cabin. Do me a favor and do your best to lift a supply bag from an ambulance.
Solomon King 05/29/17 Mackenzie
At the Den. Where the f*ck is everyone??
Solomon King 05/29/17 Mackenzie
I need your help.
Elisa Stratten 05/23/17 Can we just not talk about it and say we did...? *gulp*
Remi Rose 05/03/17
Caitlyn Darrow 03/17/17 *tilts head*
I got this on Wednesday. Should I get a green tattoo now?!
Caitlyn Darrow 03/17/17 *runs over*
*lifts up shirt*
Look! I got my first tattoo!
Lloyd says it's a tramp stamp butterfly
Butterflies are so pretty!
Elouise Orlav 03/04/17
Caitlyn Darrow 03/03/17 Mackenzie
It's the juice. Cami has her gummies, but the juice always wins. Once you go orange, you can't go back! Have you seen the US president?
Spring Taylor 02/23/17 Twin B-tch
How the f-ck do I get lard out of my hair? I've been fcking washing this bullsh-te out for days. Come over so we can get f-cked up.
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17
LillyEmperium 02/07/17 Congrats
Camille Hammond 02/07/17 Literally can not ever escape your ugly mug.
Caitlyn Darrow 02/07/17
Lucius Dalca 01/25/17 Lucius has a hard time getting up but not to rub and flex his jaw. F@ck that hurt! "Not in the face...." He groan then felt a kiss on his cheek. That was strange but okay.. I'll take it. Checks to make sure all teeth are still there. Yes! Nothing broken then. "Next time include dinner!" He said as an after thought.
Spring Taylor 01/24/17 My b-tch
WTF B-tch. Who did you fcking marry?
Camille Hammond 01/23/17 Just steer clear of his temple of doom.
Camille Hammond 01/23/17 Ever heard of sunblock?
Camille Hammond 01/23/17 Did you get a f-cking day job yet?
Camille Hammond 01/21/17 Alright, well... Got an address? Western Union account? Am I supposed to prance across the f-cking globe trying to find him?
Camille Hammond 01/21/17 -awkward laughter-
-tiny steps backwards-
Okay, Mack. Don't worry, we're going to get Indiana Jones for you... He's on his way...
-reassuring nod-
Camille Hammond 01/21/17 -narrows eyes-
Are you on drugs? Macking on that Special K? Partying with the White Devil? Candy flipping?
Camille Hammond 01/21/17 Are you in a ****ing Mexican jail or something?
Camille Hammond 01/21/17 A loan for what, exactly?
Camille Hammond 01/09/17 Mmm, yes. Bring the Queen here. I'd love a chance to mess that pretty face of yours, sweet.
Solomon King 01/04/17 YOU'RE A TURKEY HATER.
Solomon King 01/04/17 NO YOU ARE.
Elouise Orlav 12/07/16 -sneaks behind-
-licks elbow-
Jameson Orlav 12/05/16 *aims supersoaker with wine @ from around the corner*
Elouise Orlav 12/01/16 -throws potato at-
Elouise Orlav 11/28/16 I'm watching you, bishass.
Izael 11/28/16 Comes back to pester his favorite little slayer in the whole wide world.

"You know...I found you far more intimidating as a vampire, though...I do feel the urge to depart before you shove a blade into me. Then would be the third person to do that to me today, would live. Because I like you, I will eventually succumb and join my cause."

He stared at Mackenzie, his tone was one of solace, almost at peace with the way he treated her at Buckingham Palace, the idle threats his past life had made

"Sadly, I am a bit drained...I would give you the gift of the viral, I would allow you to join my cause. To be a mighty thorn to the realm."

He clasped his hands together and in an almost sincere tone, bows forward slightly

"However..I know Izael left you quite a mess. I believe I can make amends, in one way or another...I will happily bargain a deal."
Camille Hammond 11/28/16 Don't be so dramatic. There'll be no putting up with the lot of you without plenty of booze. We're not going dry anytime soon.
Camille Hammond 11/28/16 don't want to be Marcia. Well, I don't want to be Jan, either. They both have terrible hair. Not to mention, that household was remarkably dry for the 70s. I bet there wasn't one stitch of oxy in that house.

Dessa Chambers 11/27/16 If you can't even remember *sniffs dramaricaly* why should I share?!
Elouise Orlav 11/27/16 It's not over until the fat lady sings...and you're not singing yet.
Livia Vlcek 11/27/16 One on One. *grins* I might be able to swing that.
Livia Vlcek 11/27/16 *blinks* Fine, you can have Dessa first. I'm just giving her random baby animals I find on my travels. *cants head* Orgies...I might have to pass on that. I have enough issues with my self confidence and self image that I don't think I could be naked in front of more than one person at a time. Besides, there would be that awkward odd man out moment...and I'm sorta already awkward enough. *nods*
Livia Vlcek 11/27/16 So, like, if I'm making out with Dessa and you're supposed to, does that mean we're supposed to make out too or that we already have by proxy? Or did you just want a rescue animal? I think I might have like a baby goat around here...maybe a baby rhino. *grabs notepad* You know what, just tell me what you're looking for and I'll find it.
Elouise Orlav 11/27/16 Word on the street is you're more f*cked up than me.
...can't let a b*tch have one thing over you.
Dessa Chambers 11/27/16 Nahh. I'm saving all my kisses for Livia ;)
Caitlyn Darrow 11/27/16 Belle Noire would have turned in her grave, and slapped her into orbit. After Mackenzie's blood comment, Caitlyn's form took on a more rigid stand. A more probing stare from the wolfess, as she took a step back in contemplation. This wasn't a time to be herself, she could tell from the limp half hug.

"Don't do anything you'll make us both regret, Mackenzie." The words come out without her regular cheerful pitch to them. She turned her back to leave, but cast a final blue-green gaze over her shoulder. "If you need anything don't hesitate to ask. I hope you understand I protect what's mine. "

Damn. She would have to find a new hiding spot for her squeaky toy.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/26/16 Mackenzie.

Let's be real. Caitlyn knew about Mackenzie. Caitlyn's seen Mackenzie plenty of times. Awkwardly she stands there and stares at Mack blinking slowly. Her mind working on overdrive trying to process just why she was in Solitude.

Wasn't Mackenzie from the other side? The confusion plagued her features and remained there. She must have come over for orange juice and hugs.

That totally had to be it. "Mackenzie! Good to see you around here. I brought you some orange juice with the secret recipe and .... A..Hug!" She opens her arms out for a sisterly hug. Derp. Caitlyn even unleashed a squeal of pure happiness. Caitlyn the derp.
Spring Taylor 11/26/16 To: My B-tch
From: Twin B-tch
[Video Message]

Oi. B-tch. I'm getting drive-thru where the f-ck are you?
Camille Hammond 11/26/16
Izael 11/25/16 "I am nothing more than a nuisance, I don't kill unless it is necessary. I merely enjoy torture and allowing my victim to perish through weakness."

He gave the same gaze back

"And, Izael started with you. I merely remember the things he had said, the things he had done."

"I am Izaelhyrnezikial. The lord of the viral undead."
Izael 11/25/16 "Death doesn't claim me, I merely turn to a spirit... I did die by my servant's hand. I persuaded an angel to resurrect me from a cursed ritual, and now she is the very first become infected."

Mack's short and sweet persona made Izael want to cut the story short, knowing how quick she was to dodge out on a tale.

"To my credit, your pretty little coven disappeared for now. I am no longer Izael. I merely follow his concept. I am the Ethereal spirit Hyrnizikial, Izael was a madman with intense powers that I wanted to claim for my own."

He then thought of something clever.

"Dead men tell no tale."
Izael 11/25/16 "Well well well..."

Izael began to snuff out old flames, whether they wanted him dead or not was not of his concerns. Mackenzie was one that he truly did miss, even if their encounter was short lived and he really doesn't want to poke her with a ten foot pole. He decided to poke the bear.

"I missed you miss Mackenzie, its so great to finally see you again."
Spring Taylor 11/20/16 To: My B-tch
From: This B-tch

I'm at my loft. The f-cking address will be at the bottom. Free ciggy and all the bevvy we could f-cking want. DNA test? Why the f-ck do you need that?

Current Location Sent.
Camille Hammond 11/19/16
Spring Taylor 11/19/16 To: My B-tch
From: Twin B-tch


It better have a f-cking holder for a ciggy and a bevvy.
Spring Taylor 11/16/16 Oi. Go be chill and set his f-cking loft on fire. That usually f-cking gets their attention. Or kick down his door. Basic f-ckig sh-t like that always works. For real. Why the hell would you get married?
Spring Taylor 11/14/16 Just a fancy, so I can declare it when I swing an object at his f-cking crotch. I was just trying to find out for you my b-tch, but if you know..well, lets go get f-cked up.
Spring Taylor 11/08/16 I was reading that f-cking paper again. Who the f-ck is Solomon and why is he not interested in my b-tch? I got this. Hold my f-cking bottle. I'm getting to the f-ckn g rock bottom of this for you.
Jameson Orlav 11/07/16
Elouise Orlav 11/07/16 Don't kid yourself.
You're alla 'bout dese titties.
Spring Taylor 11/07/16 My b!tch. I must have fcking knocked his screws loose. You don't have new human b-tches, do you? Spoiler alert I might get fcking sh-tfaced and eat one.
Jameson Orlav 11/07/16 I love it when you murmur such sweet nothings.
Elouise Orlav 11/04/16
Jameson Orlav 11/04/16
Spring Taylor 10/24/16
Elouise Orlav 10/19/16 -innocent whistle-
Just checkin' out the goods...
Jameson Orlav 10/19/16 Will I?

But don't fret.
I'll leave some change at the bottom for you.
Elouise Orlav 10/19/16 -tries to touch butt-
Jameson Orlav 10/18/16
The short answer is no.
Alternatively, the long answer is fvck no.
Spring Taylor 10/16/16 Aye, ugh f-cking b-stards squeal like a banshee piglet.
Spring Taylor 10/16/16 On closer f-cking inspection. I believe whatever English cuisine you had for brunch is dangling off the right side of your scalp.
Spring Taylor 10/16/16 Something seems different. Did you get a f-cking haircut?
Spring Taylor 10/07/16 I started the night with an unappeasable craving for a depressed bloke. I happened to have an importer of ale for a snack, and viola I'm knee f-cking deep in ale. Fancy a f-cking drink?
Spring Taylor 09/24/16 See? Best advice ever. On a side f-cking note..
Spring Taylor 09/24/16 Magic 8-balls are f-cking fun. They speak to me in a non-angsty way.
Spring Taylor 09/24/16 Do I speak f-cking English? Apparently, keep your fingers from my knickers is f-cking Hieroglyphics. Bloody gits.
Elouise Orlav 09/21/16
Elouise Orlav 09/21/16 -races towards-
-is balancing an egg on a spoon-
Quick! Switch off!
Spring Taylor 09/19/16 Do we get an Independence Day from dealing with p!ss poor imbeciles?
Camille Hammond 09/19/16 You were successful in stealing $0.00 from Mackenzie
Christ, you're so f*cking cheap.
Camille Hammond 09/18/16
The tea is mine.
Spring Taylor 09/08/16 Spoiler Alert! Are ye f-cking ready?!?!?!
I'm currently not pissed the f-ck off, I know. I feel like I should be angry, but I tried this bottle.
Sh!t. Maybe this was poison. Ah well, no f-cks to give.
Camille Hammond 09/06/16 *flicks*
Spring Taylor 08/11/16 More like I'm f-cking bored out of my skull, and I'm f-cking peckish.
Spring Taylor 08/09/16 I crave f-cking barbecue. By that, I mean can we go on a 10km walk and light some f-cking tw-ts on fire? Mmm.. crispy.
MysticRose 08/01/16 Congrats on POTD !!
vamp_goku 08/01/16 Woo you do accept those! Was not sure, but anyways here you go..CONGRATS on POD! *throws rice all of the place.*
Ronan Boru 08/01/16 Congrats on POTD
Spring Taylor 07/29/16 I mean what the f-ck do they expect? Us to play f-cking checkers with their bit off fingers? They can go get bent.
Sarah Remington 07/25/16 Of Course! Just remember no bright lights. The only liquid she can be smothered with must contain alcohol and no feeding her after midnight. She can be a bit testy especially with the last one.
Sarah Remington 07/25/16 Here. I made a new drinking friend just for you! Well, she can hold your booze for you, or the booze warmer, or a hand snack.
Spring Taylor 07/24/16 Blimey! You are f*cking brilliant. I'm ready! Are you?

I can nay wait to make those drunks piss themselves. Free drinks that way. Win-f*cking-Win.
Spring Taylor 07/24/16 Aye! To the bar! We could be twins still. We just need f*cking matching names, to make it horrifically stereotypical. F*ck yeah! I would pretend to be your twin any time you need it. Besides with their drunk monocles on the creeps will nay notice the height difference.
Spring Taylor 07/24/16 I f*cking concur. Cheers to sisters from different misters.

Spring Taylor 07/24/16
Spring Taylor 07/23/16 That word is still a f*cking nightmare. I have to wear it days at a time. It's glue makeup, the new fetch thing.
Spring Taylor 07/17/16 Blimey! Bloody f*ck. I can nay believe I f*cking missed it. Oh my f*cking god! I just can not even. I want to f*cking see him. So, not trying to hit on your chebs, but can I come see? Well actually I want to hear> the heartbeat. That sounds more like a f*cking creeper f*ck that I can be.

Spring Taylor 07/15/16 Well ...I hear they wear pink on Wednesdays! F*ck never mind f*cking everyone wears pink on Wednesdays.
Spring Taylor 07/12/16 When are we going to unleash our brilliant f*cking plan to get rid of the plastic trollops and get our bloke forever?
Spring Taylor 07/11/16 I f*cking know it. Over f*cling night it seems like my siblings thought it would be a jolly good f*cling time to get together. Just wait though, because Winter's coming.
Spring Taylor 07/09/16 Sounds f*king legit.
Spring Taylor 07/07/16 Is it because I'm pretty and f*cking sharp?
Spring Taylor 07/04/16 Do not worry, for some odd fvcking reason I've lived this long already. I do nay plan on falling anytime soon.
Spring Taylor 07/04/16 I know right? fvcking idiots. They think the socks protect their body from the lava floor. The only piece of body they will fvcking cover are their feet. Have you ever heard of that before? Do nay get me started on the whole 'step on a crack and break your mum's back..'
Spring Taylor 07/04/16 Those poor saps. We should all start a fvcking club. Actually, no that would be worse. Gang of bad fvcking names walks into a bar to get turnt up. Ugh My parents believe in freedom of clothes, they say it restrains their bloody fvcking ability to think...daft wankers the both of them.
Spring Taylor 07/04/16 I'm guessing they still do. Pops used to walk around riding an imaginary fvcking unicorn in just his socks. It's a horrid name. Absolutely mindless. They would pay the lawsuit in buttons and fvcking pieces of quartz found up some mountain's arsecrack. You know the fvcking worse part of it? My middle name is Weed. Fvcking Weed.
Spring Taylor 07/04/16 It's my name, right? Fvcking stoner parents. I'm bloody lucky they didn't name me Summer Summers. Arses.
Katherine Murray 06/30/16 Oi! Irish, I'll save us both sometime because neither of us want glitter in crevices... so how about a drink instead? To the death! No... to the PAIN! *has actually seen this movie*

*and if anyone has seen these two drink; death, pain.. it was a toss up*
Adara Doe 06/29/16 You are the SHE to my NANIGANS. *loves* PS. We're winning. *blows raspberries and runs*
Mercy Prescot 06/28/16 *Waltz up and cants head to one side* How many fingers on your right hand? *Looks* Inconceivable! *Tosses glitter bomb and scurries away singing 'Shenanigans'.
Saito Eiji 06/27/16 -Takes on his best possible Spanish accent.- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for shenanigans.
-Throws an opened bag of glitter and books it.-
Carwyn Moss 06/26/16
Carwyn Moss 06/26/16 I look at you the same way we all look at giraffes. Which is basically like, "I bet you were born awesome." +nodnod+
Adara Doe 06/26/16

This is war.
Marah Boru 06/26/16 Collecting and mixing a rainbow collection of glitter Dutchie sets off on her adventurous mission. Staying in the shadows dodging everything in sight she finally spotted her target. Sneaking up behind her the wolf sprinkled the rainbow glitter all over Mackenzie and dashed off back to the Den.
John Doe 06/24/16 *Arms ICGM (Inter-Continental Glitter Missile)*
Livia Vlcek 06/24/16 To: Paddy
From: Czech

Well it has her...shey's kisses in it. *high five emoji*
Livia Vlcek 06/22/16 *pulls up in a CGT outside of Parliament*
*parks and exits the vehicle*
*leaves a note*


I think I owe you a car...can't be sure. Too much of Grandpa's cough syrup. Anyways, it's legal.

Camille Hammond 06/20/16 You smell funny.
Katherine Murray 06/17/16
Sarah Remington 06/16/16
Solomon King 06/12/16 Yeah, we at the Den tend to have a sort of.. familial resemblance. It must be something in the water. Probably steroids.
Mason Crowley 06/05/16 "I rather feel I already am in the corner with how quiet it is around here. Is it always this...silent?"
Mason Crowley 06/05/16 "I'm number one damnit! As a thing or otherwise. No body puts Mason in the corner."
Carwyn Moss 06/05/16 +blinked. Just. Blinked.+
+no one ever really spoke back to her+
+has no clue what to do+
+blurts something out+

You inspire me. And strangers, probably. Also, friends and stalkers.

You are the inspiration to many.
Carwyn Moss 06/05/16 Call me old-fashioned, but I would give you an apple. I know that doesn't even seem like a big deal now, but, like, a hundred years ago, giving someone an apple was a sign of respect.

I should also mention that I don't know history.
Sarah Remington 06/05/16
John Doe 06/04/16 “I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the sparkle of bedazzled vampires.” ― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight
John Doe 06/01/16 Shhhhhhhhhh...nanigans!
Shadwyn Drake 05/31/16 Drake found Mackenzie's clean laundry packet sent back from FItzRoy's Dry Cleaners. He also had snagged Victor Lockheed's laundry from the same establishments. A devious grin flickered on his lips as he quickly switched the labels adriotly. Mackenzie would receive Victor's laundry and Victor would receive Mackenzie's laundry.
John Doe 05/31/16 SHENANIGANS!!
Sarah Remington 04/21/16
Caitlyn Darrow 04/11/16
Bennie Norh 04/10/16 Aw. Kenz! I maybe small but I got a lot of love to give. If you want a piece, you just have to ask.
Jack Horton 04/08/16
Sarah Remington 03/22/16
"I'm knitting you a ..."
".... booze? ..booze holder!"
Solomon King 02/29/16 Standards have definitely slipped, I have to say.
Solomon King 02/14/16 To: Tiny winged, armed creature
From: Flower Power
Sounds good, but you won't be laughing when I puke up chocolate and booze. I know you've got booze.
Jack Horton 02/13/16 The revolution is coming. Not today. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe just one day... one day more...
Solomon King 02/11/16 To: Angry Elf
From: Buddy the Elf
SOMEbody needs a hug.
John Doe 02/07/16 John Doe Fact #928: John Doe doesn't get lost, lost gets John Doe.
Jack Horton 02/07/16 "Cinderella dressed in yella, Went upstairs to see her fella..."

Solomon King 02/06/16 *smells the Jame-oh before he sees her*
Mackeronie and cheese!
*allows beard stroking*
Zeus? Oh, you mean Zheis?
He did WHAT now?!
Sarah Remington 02/03/16 Damnit! I was going for twinklefudge. You smell like... ..... My nose hair burns, which means lots of alcohol intake. *sniffles* why don't you share?!
Solomon King 01/26/16 *nursing black eye*
*silently hates on*
*petulant pout*
Solomon King 01/23/16 *yelps*
HEY. Go easy, Mighty Mouse! You've got the strength of a hundred tiny, very angry elves for f*ck's sake..
Solomon King 01/23/16 Psh. I always knew my body hair was destined for greatness. You may touch.
*leans waaaaay down for beard access because she's teeny*
Kati 01/20/16 *yells* You can't sit with us
John Doe 01/19/16 John Doe Fact #829: The Elder Wand is actually John Doe's favorite toothpick that he misplaced.
Katherine Murray 01/19/16 *ponders* You might be right. I think we went way past boundaries the minute you and I decided to shut down bars.
Katherine Murray 01/19/16 We really need to discuss personal boundaries, dearie. I do not have pockets... where are you getting my money? *stares*
Solomon King 01/18/16 *answers phone*
*quickly realizes it's a pocket dial*
I'm on your phone, listenin' to all your secretssss...
Solomon King 01/17/16 I DON'T HAVE A LADY!
Somebody nominated Maggie and I, and I don't know who.. I think it's some sort of conspiracy. I bet it was the Illuminati.
Solomon King 01/14/16 Oh, are you interested? Basically what pond hockey is, is me skating across a frozen pond toward you at the speed and momentum of a freight train in order to mow you down. While holding a long stick.
You don't want nunna me.
Solomon King 01/14/16 *stares at* what, pond hockey?

Jack Horton 01/12/16 No! Enough with things on the fridge. Enough!
Solomon King 12/28/15 ...false.
Solomon King 12/28/15 Only because you can't HANDLE the turkey. Grow some hair on your chest and then try again.
Solomon King 12/26/15 To: Tiny Elf from Hell
From: Good King Wenceslas
Text: Come to Moscow sometime. It's cold and snowy and boring, but I have liquor.
Kharybdis 12/10/15 Who's that casting devious stares?
Kharybdis 12/09/15 Isn't that a song by Marcy Playground?
Jack Horton 10/29/15 *swoons*
Jack Horton 10/29/15 Is there a returns policy on this?
Jack Horton 10/29/15 MY WIFE?! Oh god, you are! Hnnnng, that's finally hitting home. God... you're... we... well damn.
Jack Horton 10/29/15 Late? Oh Mack, I'm never late. You just had incorrect expectations.
Jack Horton 09/26/15 To: Lady Jameson

From: The Gun Show

You broke my f*cking desk WITHOUT ME?!

Solomon King 09/24/15 To: Tiny
Text: I bet someone sat on you. Because you're so little. Midget.
Shadwyn Drake 09/18/15 "Congratulations on the Unholy Union! I gave the champagne to Jack. But you got the best guy in the Realm and I gave him some good advice.... I told him that you are the boss now." Drake hand Mackenzie a pair of handcuffs and a pair of leg irons. "The handcuffs are for you and leg irons are for Jack. But you can interchange them or share them as needed. Refer to the instruction manuel and have fun." Drake hands the instruction manual and keys to Mackenzie. "You get the keys cuz you are th Missus."
Jack Horton 07/24/15 'You were successful in stealing $358.00 from Mackenzie.'... *spends it on caaaaandy*
Jack Horton 07/15/15 *Pees around the perimeter of your comments box, claiming it for his own.*
Solomon King 05/27/15 Man, just look at that mean mug all over the front page. Makin' me shake in my boots. Dayum.
Solomon King 05/24/15 To: Betty Badass
The couch thinks your bum imprint has been gone for a little too long.
Solomon King 03/17/15 Solomon had been sitting half-asleep on the couch, watching an old Star Trek episode on TV (Picard, not Kirk) when he was made to stir by the high peal of coins hitting glass. His head jerked up with a muffled snore, and he blinked a few times, trying to clear the sleep away from his eyes. Mackenzie must have heard, for her voice called out cheerily not a moment later.

”Soooooloooomon. Get off yer bloody arse and join m'fer a drink! It's a bloody HOLIDAY! Everyone is a fecking Even Paul Bunyan!”

Oh, right. St. Patrick’s Day.

He hobbled up from the couch and rounded the corner into the dining room, where he saw her sitting at the table with an already empty bottle of Jameson, and a nearly-full one at the ready. Coins were scattered everywhere, and she had a cheery, glazed over expression. Her cheeks were flushed and her aim slightly off, but she was still going for it.

It sure looked like a good bit of fun.

“Got another shot glass around?”
Dessa Chambers 10/29/13 Lookit that sexeh person on the front page!
Dessa Chambers 06/20/13 Dessa quirked an eyebrow at Mackenzie, doing her best to look bemused, like she couldn't understand why she was being spoken to. It barely lasted five seconds before she let out a bubble of laughter, "I kinda like the sound of that...Might have to demand everyone start calling me Master now.

I'm glad you're here though, I can put you to work!" Dessa winked, clearly teasing back. She was glad Mack was there though, despite the circumstances. She hadn't realized how much she had missed being in the presence of the Irish woman who played a huge part in getting her where she was today.
Dessa Chambers 04/20/13 Lookit you sneakin on up in ranks!

*tosses sparkly confetti you*

Now you look like a real Vampire!

*cackles and runs away*
Dessa Chambers 01/07/13 Ew...That sounds gross. Weirdo.
Dessa Chambers 01/07/13 Gosh. Why are you following me??
Mordent 11/20/11 The veteran slayer was no stranger to New York; his first few footsteps on the lifestyle forced upon him had been spent in the Big Apple, learning from the most experienced slayer at the time. How far he had come since those days.

New York was no longer strictly a slayer city, of course, the vampiress Mackenzie had started up some sort of lair for bloodsuckers and those affiliated with them in her home city, and he held a level of respect for what some could view as his most powerful enemy.

Straying near the Sine Metu headquarters, possibly against his better judgement, Mordent could have sworn he heard his name carried on the wind. The voice was familiar, an unlikely occurrence in a city so far from his own interests. Moving at street level towards where his keen ears had caught the musical tone, he felt both uneasy and comfortable at the same time... as if he shouldn't be here, but no harm would come of it. Some would call it arrogance, he called it a sense of adventure.

Now where was that voice coming from?
Dannica 07/24/10 *Dannica stares at her former confidante Mackenzie as she wanders the Realm in her shiny new gold robes. With a tiny glint in her eyes, she runs up behind her pouring purple paint all down the front of the tiny Irish girls outfit. Then, before she can turn and retaliate, she reaches into her bag and pulls out two large handfuls of sparkling purple glitter. With a giggle she tosses it over the paint and runs away.*

I like you better purple!
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