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Born: September 03, 2019 Forum Topics Started: 4
Race: Slayer Forum Posts / Replies: 12
Affiliation: The Fraternity Mail Replies Sent: 392
Home City: New York Mail Sent: 31
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12/06/19 at 12:57 pm
Current Mood: Irritated 
If you hear the shot motherfucker it wasn't meant for you!
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Valentin Metzger, Delilah Palmer, Hadley Shay, Sam Palmer, Celestial Moon, Keera Schmidt, Nina Parrish
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New YorkIt's a Turkey Shoot, Y'all.
Created by Hadley Shay
Roger Woods 11/27/19
Roger Woods 11/26/19
Roger Woods 11/26/19
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *feels like she has a child*
*realises motherhood isn't quite so bad*
*contemplates killing herself for that previous thought*
*toddles off to the garage to wait for large Russians*
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *feels a disturbance in the force*
*SIGHS* Just take a god damn shower Milacku!
*calls a few very large Russians*
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *hands on hips*
*sighs and shakes her head*
*heads outside to breathe and to look for gasoline or call a biohazard containment crew*
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *bounces on his stomach for good measure*
*scrunches nose* You didn't..
*climbs off her husband* Go change your draws..
*points towards their bedroom* Shower first.
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *stops*
*snaps at booping finger with teeth*
*tickles harder*
Roger Woods 11/26/19
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *laughs*
*tickles relentlessly*
Roger Woods 11/26/19
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *stares up at*
*much curious*
*continues puffing on cigarette*
*hears zipper*
*squints* Don't you..
*glares* I'm so glad I'm wearing steel toe boots.
*jumps up, kicks him in the stomach.. somewhat gently*
Roger Woods 11/26/19
Livia Vlcek 11/26/19 *smiles, leans into kiss him*
*has cigarette shoved in her mouth instead*
*accepts cigarette happily*
*is hit?*
*lays on the ground, running her own pockets until a lighter is found*
*lights smoke, continues to lay on the ground*
Livia Vlcek 11/19/19 Red Riding Hood
Please hurry. I need to medicate..
Livia Vlcek 11/18/19 Delicate Flower
I'm out of jail. I need a ride and maybe something to eat. A shower. Some clean clothes. Actually, I just need a ride.
Hadley Shay 11/18/19 Mr. Preacher
It's Hadley, I'm cooking for Thanksgiving. Be there at 5:15. [NY address attached]
Livia Vlcek 11/17/19 *feels the buzz of her phone*
*grits teeth, manages to get phone out of pocket*
*drops it next to her*
*taps out quick message*
Not the best husband ever
I was arrested. I'll be home after they process me and I see a judge. Get your own damn honeybun.
*grumbles, hits send*
Livia Vlcek 11/17/19 *blinks*
*he thinks he's getting a honeybun?*
Bright Wolf
You think you deserve one after your display? Half of Hollywood and Vine looks like a warzone and if I get arrested while I walk back to your..
*flashing lights*
*hits send and puts phone into jacket pocket*
*assumes the position, felony stop*
*lays on the ground, hands behind her head, legs spread*
*cuffed, thrown in the back of police car*
*whisked away*
Livia Vlcek 11/17/19 *seriously.. he is escalating*
Bright Wolf
Will you just stop already.. this is ridonkulous.
*if he could see her face, he would see her squinting at him*
FINE. I'm coming back to your place, child. Is V there? 😬
*starts towards the Fraternity*
Livia Vlcek 11/17/19 *furiously types*
Bright Wolf
If it was meant for me? You're giving yourself too much credit, Darling..
*is hit with blood and bone matter*
Bright Wolf
Seriously? I love this jacket. And now I have bone chips embedded in my face.
*climbs from cab*
*stands in the street, furious, staring at the skyline.. at him*
*arms form a V.. like what now, mofo*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *ducks behind front wheel well*
*reads text*
Bright Wolf
I hope you realise I do not generally walk around in body armour.
*spots a taxi waiting for the light, hops in*
*ducks low in the back seat* Drive.. quickly. LAX.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *peeks at the approaching bus*
*tucks back behind the wall*
*looks at phone*
Bright Wolf
I don't know.. I'm not convinced.
*squints back to the skyline, smiles and blows a kiss*
*runs towards the bus like her life depends on it.. it really probably does*
*keeps low while trotting along side of the slowing bus*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *squints at the skyline*
*ducks behind a wall*
Bright Wolf
Have a job to do, Darling..
*peeks around the corner*
You miss me?🤣
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 Bright Wolf
I am going to have to work harder for two more. But anything for you!
*tries not to laugh*
Did you want two cokes as well? If you do, I'll definitely be home tomorrow..
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *doesn't realise his phone is broken*
Bright Wolf
I'm going to get a honeybun and a coke.. you want in?
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 Bright Wolf
Don't need my rental for a stroll. Be back.. in a few hours. Maybe tomorrow.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *doesn't care.. it's a rental*
*feels her phone vibrate*
*answers the incoming call.. a mark from Ashley Madison*
*continues on her way.. chatting to a dude*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *is oblivious*
*wanders out of his Sanctuary*
*heads to Hollywood and Vine*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *smiles sweetly* I'm so glad you agree.. darling.
*it isn't the first time and probably won't be the last time*
*presses scarred lips deeply to his* Be seeing you..
*toddles off*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *throws two fingers up* Yes. My precious little snowflake.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *nods* Yes, my special, dainty, pretty little flower.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *shakes head* You're not a kitten, Milacku.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *shakes head sadly* What yours is mine.. what's mine is mine. It's the way of the wife.
*gives him puppy eyes.. then the tail* Sorry.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *smiles* What's yours is mine though..
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *blinks*
*blinks again*
*boops nose back*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *pats face* Yes.. yours. All yours.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *sighs* What I meant..
*starts to laugh* Is that you marked your territory with a ring.
*pinches the bridge of her nose* All you super literal motherfuckers.. I can't even.
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *squints* Didn't you do that when you married us?
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *snugs*
*laughs hysterically* No, this works. Please keep your territory marking to yourself.
*makes fishy lips*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *presses lips together*
*excuses herself quickly*
Livia Vlcek 11/16/19 *bites*
Livia Vlcek 11/14/19 Yup. Definitely keeping. *dies*
Livia Vlcek 11/14/19 *can run a mile while simultaneously smoking*
*loops around through the woods and returns to the house*
*hopes Preacher isn't bitten by a homeless man behind a 7-11*
Livia Vlcek 11/14/19 *jukes to the right*
*touches her own bum*
*cardio monster* NO.
Livia Vlcek 11/14/19 *furrows brow* I touched it after so it is mine now.
*slips away*
Livia Vlcek 11/14/19 *blinks* No touch!
*covers* Mines.
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *snugs* I think I am going to keep you.
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 Fuck. Dead. *falls over*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *face deadpans* I have steel toed boots already.. do I need Wal-mart ones?
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *dead* And my windbreaker! So I can be fast up top.
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *laughs, hard*
*nods, is almost breathless once more* We in the woods behind a 7-11.. the only thing that gonna bite me is a hitchhiker with bad teeth..
*falls over*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *grimaces*
*feels current is weakening*
*flings arm out to knock taser free*
*grabs taser.. throws that shit far and away*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *teeth clenched*
*mouths* I hate you.
*bonding.. this is bonding.. she'll repeat that mantra*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *crumples to the ground*
*tries to knock the taser from his hand*
*cant move*
*thinks they might just be here for a while*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *cants head* Torture doesn't make people talk Milacku..
*might know this well*
*squints* A present huh?
*feels like she's about to learn a valuable life lesson*
*starts to convulse, may have experienced this before on a much larger scale*
*grits teeth, puts a hand on his chest*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *smiles sweetly* Had to make sure.. you could have lied if I asked.
*peels back the velcro on the body armour*
*examines the area on his chest, cigarette dangling from scarred lips* Probably should get you a new plate for that vest..
*pats shoulder* You're going to be fiiiiiine.
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *lights two cigarettes*
*pads back to her spouse*
*places cigarette between his lips*
*cants head* I am assuming since you are still in human form that you are not any kind of shapeshifter..
*probably could have asked, this was more fun* Don't be so dramatic.. I shot you center mass in the vest.
*presses lips together*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *sets the case down*
*pops it open*
*pulls the rifle free and the slaps a magazine in*
*takes aim, exhales, squeezes trigger*
*shoots him, just once, center mass*
*puts rifle back in case*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *turns her head at the loud rawr*
*furrows brows*
*chuckles as he slips into a bulletproof vest*
*looks like she's been hit with a bag of what the fuck*
*turns in time to walk into the post that holds up the porch roof* Fuck.
*clenches fist*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *laughs at his silliness* I know! It's a big scary tickle monster too!
*pads across hardwood floors, grabs a rifle case* I'll be back later.
*blows a kiss*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *contemplates his answer, saccharine smile on scarred lips*
*leans down, looks him straight in the eyes* You are a bad liar, Levi.
*reaches for his side, undoes the rope instead* You are very lucky that I play fair.
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *laughs* We have.. this is just for fun.
*cants head* Are you ticklish by chance?
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *cackles*
*attackles once more*
*attempts to hog tie*
Livia Vlcek 11/13/19 *ninja attacks from super secret hidey hole*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *stares at* No.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *jumps*
*rubs bum* Easy.. not so hard.
*laughs, jumps onto, clings like spider monkey*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *laughs, winks* Yes.. let's do that.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *nods* Somehow, being mortal, I do not think that is quite accurate.
*sincere smile* But I am here for as long as you'll have me.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *gazes at* I think I would like it very much.
*a smile reaches her eyes* It might take me some time getting used to though.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *cants head* I..
*is at a loss for words really* I would have to say that would be a first..
*teeth press deeply into scarred lower lip* And something I am not used to.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *nods slowly* That's what I am here for.. to make you happy.
*raises brows, extends a hand* Apres vous..
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *nods* Yes, do not call Valentin. Simply wait and see..
*pale eyes study Levi's face* I'm counting on it.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *shakes head* Not strange noises Milacku.. if I start acting strange.
*sighs* Nevermind, do not call Valentin. Just untie me.
*smiles dangerously* I promise it will the most interesting experience you will ever have.
*lifts a brow* I'm not Dutch and who needs a safe word? Not this girl.
*might have an extremely high pain tolerance* You'll see soon.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *is actually slightly nervous*
*might be due to her time in the Orphanage.. which he most certainly doesn't know about* Sounds good!
*prays the Other doesn't surface* If I start sounding.. strange, just leave me tied up ok?
*totally serious* And call Valentin.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *laughs* Bonding?
*dies* So you can teach me to live off the land?
*is dragged off*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *snaps teeth at his finger, laughs* I know how to hog tie things..
*grins* I simply do not understand what you are saying.
*winks* I'm not from this counnntry.
*thinks* But if you want to tie me up.. who am I to refuse?
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *nods* He's kinda scary.. might try to take all of your pretty teeth.
*laughs* I have no clue what you just said to me.
*is kind of relieved he's going first* But ok!
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *dies* As long as you don't punch John John..
*rests her head on his shoulder* But.. if you do.. I'll play your theme song and cheer you on or jump in when you get tired.
*tilts head to look up at Levi* Or we can just go wrastle bears. I got next.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *lifts a brow* Let me guess.. you took an insurance policy out on me..
*tries not to smile* Don't bunny rabbits move faster? They are smaller.. would they not be more difficult?
*takes another drag from the cigarette*
*waits for his head to explode*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *blinks* Well I mean, I already hunt people so maybe we go to like bunny rabbits?
*grins as she exhales a tendril of smoke* Why don't you tell me what you think I should learn?
*pats the spot on the couch next to her* Sit.. talk with me..
*totally innocent*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *deposits firearm on the coffee table*
*reaches for the cup and cigarettes* Dekuju.
*sips coffee, heaven* So..
*lights cigarette* When do I learn to hunt?
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *smiles nervously* I love cinnamon..
*thinks he might know that already, redundant*
*goes back to cleaning their guns*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *cants head* What's Christmas in a cup?
*blinks* I love Christmas..
*hopes Levi doesn't expect her to make Thanksgiving dinner*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *raises brows* What kind of coffee or cigarettes?
*thinks* Whatever they have at the sundries shop? Regular coffee, two creams, two sugars.. and non-filter gpc?
*she really isn't picky any more* Whatever you think is best.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *presses lips together*
*tries to resist ducky lips*
*resigned sigh*
*presses a kiss to Levi's lips* But now you have to get me coffee and some smokes.
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *scowls, thinks she might have been played*
*palms his face away*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 o_o
*lip wobbles*
*kisses it*
Livia Vlcek 11/12/19 *pokes his eye because childish*
Livia Vlcek 11/11/19 *laughs, hysterically* Ok ok. I believe you.
*cants head, suddenly serious* Maybe.
Livia Vlcek 11/11/19 *grins* So a man of varying qualities.. I like that.
*nervous* Why are you looking like a deer in headlights Milacku..
*narrows eyes* What did you do.
Livia Vlcek 11/10/19 *cants head* Are you truly 49% mother fucker and 51% son of a bitch? Inquiring minds wish to know..
*grins, tugs on the collar of his jacket to pull him closer*
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *almost feels bad.. almost*
*ties up hair, pulls scarf over hair*
*ducks through a restaurant*
*slips down St Ann, heads northwest*
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *scowls* Think more discreet.. please.
*stops at the corner* Or I don't know you.
*kisses deeply to distract*
*runs her hands over strong arms*
*handcuffs the male to a lamp post*
*grins against his lips* See you soon.
*runs off into the crowd on Bourbon Street*
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *thinks* Possibly.. but always best to burn the hard drive no?
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *scrunches nose* That would be a very bad plan.. they keep records of who they are interviewing.
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *laughs* We don't even know one another..
*cants head* What's my favorite colour? My favourite food?
*blinks* I really hope that immigration does not try to interview us..
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *laughs nervously* Good.
*thinks maybe they should both move someplace very far from civilisation or hide in an ultra populated city* He has a bad temper sometimes.. gets a little angry when I just randomly marry people.
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *ponders divorce*
*makes mental note to call Valentin*
*smiles* So how's Valentin? Did you tell him we were married?
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *is now really confused*
*pats her husband's hand* S'ok.. s'ok. I'll catch you up on lgbt speak soon enough.
*beams* We'll go home and watch all the Jeffree and Shane videos you can handle!
*drags him away from the swamp and back towards the hotel* I hope you like makeup!
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *gasps* IT IS BONDING. OH EM GEE.
*narrows eyes* I will be blessing the area for us.. trust.. we gonna need it there.
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *contemplates* This.. does not sound like a well thought out plan Milacku.
*blinks* I think I will sit on the dock throwing salt and burning sage and you can wrestle, shoot, skin, whatever you hunters do with alligators.
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 Can't we just shoot something together? A deer? A bear? *picks up the pace* A person? How about we just have a friendly knife fight?
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *arches brow* Alligator wrestling is what you consider bonding? Ok.. let's bond.
*drags toward the swamp* This sounds like some real back woods shit.. just fyi.
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *shakes head* No, no. You wrestle them alone.
*uses spare handcuff key* I don't fuck with reptiles.
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 Wait. What. *blinks*
Livia Vlcek 11/07/19 *blinks* I already go wherever I want.
*stares* You want to do what?
*shakes head* No.. I don't think that would be a good idea. They're really big and you're.. well.. you aren't? They might eatchu.
*thinks* So after breakfast, we'll go visit my friend..
Livia Vlcek 11/06/19 *laughs* Well you can put your stack of monies with my stack of monies.
*thinks that there's really nothing she needs money for to be honest* I don't shop anymore so you don't have to worry about me buying expensive clothes and shoes.
*rests her head on his shoulder* In fact! I dropped a bunch of my clothing and shoes off to a friend. Not sure what's she going to do with Prada and Choos in the swamp though.. besides look fucking iconic for the gators.
*blinks, whimpers* There's some scary shit out there.
Livia Vlcek 11/06/19 *scrunches her nose* You want me to be chubby?
*shrugs* Ok.. I'm good with that. I'll lounge around eating ice cream and you can bring home the monies.
*wicked smile* If.. you are good.
Livia Vlcek 11/06/19 *looks down at her belly.. is he teasing her about the weight gain?*
*swats his arm lightly* I've been slacking at the gym!
*another long drag as she contemplates the honeybun proposition*
*squints at her male* Maybe?
Livia Vlcek 11/06/19 *he amuses her.. really*
*ok.. maybe not*
*digs a cigarette out of the soft pack in her jacket pocket, lights it* Quit being mean to meee!
*whines* I'm high.. easily confused.. and hungry.
*thinks, serious voice* Which is very uncommon. The hungry part.
*grins* After breakfast, can I has a honeybun and a coke?
Livia Vlcek 11/06/19 *arches a brow*
*doesn't care if he slobbered all over the cigarette*
*takes it again* You forget dear, what's yours is mine.
*smiles, takes a drag* And yes.. that is yours too. Which means it's mine.
*another drag, the cigarette is spent* Oh, here..
*shoves the cigarette back into his mouth*
Livia Vlcek 11/06/19 *takes his arm.. and his cigarette*
*takes a drag, exhales* It does, doesn't it?
*points with the cigarette between index and middle fingers* Allons y.
Livia Vlcek 11/05/19 *plucks the cigarette from his lips* There's a place somewhere around here.. a diner.
*gets totally lost in New Orleans for some reason* It's small but pretty famous for their food. I've a craving for biscuits and gravy.
*half-cocked grin*
Livia Vlcek 11/05/19 *dazzling smile* I was just going to get something to eat.. you hungry?
*leans against the wall, sly smile*
Livia Vlcek 11/05/19 *sighs with relief*
*is sorta hungry*
*steps out of her room and makes her way to the exit*
*runs into a man dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and khaki shorts* My apolo-
*fuck!* Well hello Handsome!
Livia Vlcek 11/05/19 *isn't buying it.. dude is just too smart*
*might already be moving and collecting her things*
*may also be moving at the speed of turtle*
Bright wolf
Well that sounds just wonderful! Bring your mittens and heavy coat! It's chilly.
*sits down* Fuck.
Livia Vlcek 11/05/19 *shifty eyes* No.
Bright wolf
No, not yet. Having too much fun uh..
*looks around at bleak hotel room*
in Paris. Ice skating. They set up a rink outside Hotel de Ville.
Livia Vlcek 11/05/19 *blinks* That was easy..
So you did marry us.. while I was unconscious. You're lucky I'm in New Orleans.
*hits send*
*realises she told him where she was* Shit.
Livia Vlcek 11/05/19 *lays in bed at the hotel*
*might be under the influence*
Bright wolf
You're a Minister, aren't you?
Valentin Metzger 11/02/19 -stares- Aren't you a pretty, pretty princess.
Amethyst 10/30/19 Adding the finishing touches i slip out the door and head on my way. Getting strange looks from passer byers i made my way to the neighborhood in the good side of tiwn.knocking on the door i said trick or treat. If they openened the door they would be looking a a Siamese cat
Marah Whitmoore 10/30/19 +Not sure of what to wear Marah thought long and hard. She was Harley Quinn last year this year she was going to go the other way. She finally found what she was looking for. Wearing a dress that was made if Angel armor dhe had the sword to match. Checking herself over she was pleased of the outcome. Going to the place that she choose the arch angel Uriel stood outside of the residence and rang the door bell.+ "Trick or Treat" +The Arch Angel said and waited for the homeowner to appear at the door. She hoped she got something good and special.+
Vexa 10/30/19 It's hard trying to figure out halloween costumes! Especially when you're living in the swamp and there's not much to use for said costume.. and no kitchen to feed yourself and your stomach is growling uncontrollably. But Vexa is resourceful and Mother has well, some things the girl can scavenge while she sleeps. Coppery eyes shift nervously as she stealthily invades Mom and Dad's bathroom then moves onto the next. A few packs of cotton balls stolen.. and by few I mean like every cotton ball she can find on the plantation.. she makes her way towards Tante Marie's. Sorrynotsorry Ladies.

It dawns on her though as she is handed a pair of socks from Tante Marie that she needs adhesive. With a resigned sign, she moves with purpose this one, back through the shacks and plantation house. One of the ladies in the Coven had eyelash glue, which sounded quite painful to Vexa, but beggars can't be choosers. And then she spots superglue. With its all-purpose formula, this super-strong, super-fast-drying glue is perfect for everyday household gluing. A shrug of her shoulders, Vexa tosses it in with the cotton balls. She's going to need a lot of glue, she'll take what she can find. A headband is emancipated along the way as well.

An hour or so later, the woman emerges from Tante Marie's bathroom looking quite like a sheep holding a pillow case. Well close to one. Both adhesives had been great, drying quickly as she glued the cotton balls to her skin. The headband which she glued socks to and covered with cotton balls found rest on her head. Tante Marie seemed pleased with the overall costume and snapped a quick photo before ushering the girl from her manufactured home.

A knock, no answer. Vexa's nose scrunches. Maybe the man wasn't home? She shakes the door knob and oddly enough, it turns. As the door creaks open, Vexa peeks inside. It smells strongly of oregano.. or maybe parsley? Shrugging, the small woman creeps through the house. A large man is asleep on the couch, another is asleep in the recliner, pizza boxes laying open between both. Her eyes widen. She was hangry and they had leftovers! Soon, the woman is camped out on the end of the couch, watching their t.v, eating their pizza and sipping on a mountain dew left on the end table. She manages to wrangle the remote from the smaller one and starts flipping through the channels. But no, it's not enough to do all this. Spying a sharpie that was left on the coffee table, Vexa begins to draw on the smaller one's face. A doodle of a flower on his forehead. A cat nose and whiskers on his cheeks. And the words, 'I'm a pretty princess' along his jaw with a heart. The funny stuff. The big one, this poor guy gets lip liner, eye liner, and the words 'make your deposit here' with an arrow and male genetalia pointing to his mouth. A smile of satisfaction, a pizza box under her arm, the small woman stomps her way out the door.

Seriously Mom and Dad, feed your kids.
Genesis 10/29/19
rode her tryke around The Preachers legs, secretly looping string around his ankles for a later tripping
"Trick or Trick! If you give me something nice, I wont have to 'play a game' on you. Come the game?"
snickered and tightened the string just a bit, though had reservations about actually hurting Livs loverboy
Livia Vlcek 10/26/19 *prances by but stops to kiss his nose along the way*
Livia Vlcek 10/24/19 *shakes head*
*wonders how she gets into these situations*
*knows how.. grumbles*
*looks for a hotel to 'nap' in*
Livia Vlcek 10/24/19
I'm not going to ask you what you're doing with that rolling pin. It looks terribly painful. Just make sure you put that in the dishwasher on sanitise, mkay?
Livia Vlcek 10/24/19 Hubs
Thanks darling! xoxo
Livia Vlcek 10/24/19 Hubs
That's so sweet! *chucks the phone into a nearby fountain on the cafe's patio* Well you just think of everything don't you! *is already moving away, so far away*
Livia Vlcek 10/24/19 Hubs
Will do. Maybe. Oh.. I don't get cell reception where my friend lives, only in the city so.. if you text or call I'll have to get back to you at a later time.
Livia Vlcek 10/24/19 Hubs
Loooooooooooooooooool. Ok.
Livia Vlcek 10/24/19 Hubs
Went to visit an old friend. I'll be back.. sometime. Maybe in a few weeks.
Livia Vlcek 10/23/19 *stares at the drone*
*takes the piece of paper and the cigarette from the drone*
*lights up as she reads*
*raises a brow and scribbles a note* Are we now living in Terminator or the Transformers?
*attaches note and waves*
*shrugs and grabs her coat.. a trip into the city sounded like a plan*
*knew she could find a hot date there.. not really.. chuckles*
*runs to her Impala*
Livia Vlcek 10/23/19 *texts from the kitchen table*
Best hubs ebar
I need a cigarette. Bring me one, pleeeeease?

Livia Vlcek 10/22/19
Livia Vlcek 10/22/19 *stares at.. speechless*
*feels like she may have found counter earth*
*dies a little inside*
Livia Vlcek 10/22/19 *really hates cold water.. like woah*
*is drowneded* You're not gaining any points here Milacku.
*gives a subtle grin*
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *kicks down the bathroom door.. it's feeble*
*tackles the man*
*bites him like a rabid monkey.. which is repeatedly*
*gets a mouthful of grits, stops* Damn.. that shit is delicious.
*smacks him upside the head* You wasted perfectly good grits.
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *arches a brow but decides to play along*
*puts one of his slippers on the extended foot*
*is suddenly covered in grits.. like.. even in her hair*
*realises this is going to be pure and utter Hell to get out of processed locks*
*gives him a cool look* Sorry, my bath is only built to fit one..
*smiles slyly* But enjoy that shower with your rubber duckies.
*stands and makes her way to the kitchen for the pan of hot grits*
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *gives him the bird as she walks on*
*is hit with chicken.. HO DOWN*
*rubs her arse but fetches his slippers*
*toddles back* Your slippers King.. and don't threaten me with a good time.
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *arches brow* You want to eat now or wait for another few hours while I make mashed potatoes and fucking mac and cheese? What was that? I didn't hear you..
*points to his food* Eat your food and like it. I don't just cook anyone dinner mother fucker.
*sashays off to find his bunny slippers*
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *wanders up with a plate of fried chicken, greens and grits*
*throws paper plate of food at* Your dinner King.
Valentin Metzger 10/21/19 -eyes- No.
-contemplates- Livia is unable to have children but Adara..
-nods- She will carry our love child.
Valentin Metzger 10/21/19 -furrows brow- I hear that you will be the one giving birth to our love child. Something about how you were once a woman..
-cants head- I would make a horrible woman. Look at me. I am very large, very big boned. You on the other hand are very slim of frame. Feminine.
-adds- Also, my voice is much deeper than yours.
Valentin Metzger 10/21/19 -appraises- What are you doing to the girls.. I see them flitting wildly about.
-raises a thick brow- So about our love child..
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *runs to Addie*
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *pales* You.. you are Konstantin?
*backs away* I have some grocery shopping to do.. for uh.. dinner.
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *blinks*
*blinks again* That's impossible unless.. you are Konstantin.
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *grins* You can tell meeee.. I trust you.
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 *cants head* You sure? You're not like an old 'player' in Valentin's circle?
*leans close* C'mon.. you can tell me..
Livia Vlcek 10/21/19 Do I know you? *studies* You seem familiar..
Adara Litvinova 10/20/19
Adara Litvinova 10/20/19
Adara Litvinova 10/20/19
Livia Vlcek 10/19/19 *scowls*
Livia Vlcek 10/19/19 That's soooo fucked up.. *pouts and runs to Valentin*
Livia Vlcek 10/19/19 Soooo.. you and I met randomly in a bar and got married. Yet, my handler is hanging out with you. *stares* That's some shady shade. The shadiest of shade.
Beau Theroux 10/19/19 "Same for you, pal. We got some parties comin' up here soon and you are invited. And don't worry. We got snacks and liquid libations."
Beau Theroux 10/19/19 "Well, we Sanctuaries are few so we gotta watch eachother's backs. I look forward to workin' with eachother."
-reaches out a hand-
"The name's Beaudoin Theroux."
Beau Theroux 10/19/19 "Welcome t'the club, bub! Guess that means I ain't the newbie no more."
Livia Vlcek 10/18/19 Oh jesus.. *runs away.. quickly*
Livia Vlcek 10/18/19 *stops*
*trots back* Lemme see..
*turns him around* Yea.. you could use more of that.
Livia Vlcek 10/18/19 *jumps a little*
Yea.. you eat that shit. Put some weight on you.. need you husky acuz.. reasons.
*runs off to sell him to the highest bidder.. or just to Kat because she likes to cut things up*
Livia Vlcek 10/18/19 *wanders by*
*stuffs bread in his mouth*
*keeps walking*
Livia Vlcek 10/17/19 FAKE NEWS!
Livia Vlcek 10/17/19 "You are lying." Icy gaze held Levi's. Livia would never just share the details of a job with a random stranger in a bar. Not only that, she hadn't worked in a year. Longer. Before her husband had left. She had been too preoccupied with 'things' to work when Jacob was around. "We may have met in Mexico, in a run down bar, but I have a very good memory and a very high tolerance to alcohol.. and drugs."

She didn't wait for a reply, or for him to even open her door; the door swung wide, disregarding any foot traffic and was answered by a few shouts of displeasure. A two finger salute to the closest offender, the thin woman walked briskly towards the entrance, past Levi, and disappeared inside.

No one in his basement.. buried them in the garden..

Honestly, she couldn't help but laugh at the thought as she traversed the dimly lit, intimate restaurant. The scent that filled the small space was magnificent, caused her stomach to rumble. She was starving honestly but first, Livia needed a restroom.
Livia Vlcek 10/17/19 "You would not have been able to place it there because you would have been dead." A cut of smile pulled at the corners of pale pout. Livia's tone- matter of fact. Unintentionally of course. She wasn't that arrogant.. just blunt. Her hand slid from beneath Levi's to pat his stomach in insinuation. "Maybe you should not appendix carry your weapon then?"

A laugh bubbled from betwixt scarred lips, her hand coming to rest in her lap. A good husband. The woman wasn't exactly sure what a 'good husband' was or that she was exactly 'good wife' material. Speaking of which..

"Where is it that we were married?" A single brow raised in question as her head rolled against the headrest to look at the male. She had questions and hopefully he had answers. Truthful ones. "Who married us?" She scrutinised him, a hint of a smile touching those narrowed eyes. "You have people in your basement, don't you. Or was I the person that was in your basement?"
Livia Vlcek 10/17/19 "Well then, you and I have one thing in common.." pale eyes studied the man's profile, her smile widening, turning the flesh of her cheek in on itself. "I do not watch television either."

It was a creature comfort Livia had grown up without but didn't mind. Sure she felt awkward at times when people spoke about television shows and she had no clue what they spoke of but.. in the grand scheme of things.. the woman didn't have the patience to watch season after season only for a show to end.

And then his hand covered hers, the one that had stopped his gun from sliding off the console. Livia stopped speaking as turquoise irides met the hand that covered hers. It was a test, no? Something she would appreciate. "If I wanted to shoot you.. I would have at the airport."
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 She's immediately stuck to the seatback as he accelerates and wonders maybe if it would have been better to have taken a cab. Pale eyes wide, she nods at his suggestion, her hand grabbing the firearm on the console so it doesn't slide away. She's never eaten there and hopes that they have something she can stomach. "I'm going to assume they have vegetarian dishes.." There's a smile growing on scarred visage. She loves Italian food. "Soooo Levi.. do you dine at Bamonte's regularly? Or did you just watch a lot of the Sopranos?"
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 She stiffened at his touch and followed his lead to the valet. More importantly she wondered why he would think she would want to live in a desolate forest. Not that the prospect wasn't intriguing, Livia often wondered what it would be like to live off the grid. At the same time, she loved Paris. "I could eat." Cerulean pools glanced at the valet, stared intently at the man until he made eye contact and remembered her face before slipping into 'Levi's' vehicle. "Where and what did you have in mind?"
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 Top Secret. Pale pools appraise the male, this stranger to whom she is wed. 'Home'. Livia swallows hard at the word and feigns a smile. The firearm directed at his kidney slips into the large pocket of her coat. "Lead the way." It is all she can think to say or do that will not get her arrested in the airport. His car would be another story. "So, you live in the mountains of New York? Have you ever thought about relocating to somewhere.. less rural?"
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 She pondered his words for a few brief seconds. Had they gone to church together? She didn't recall it. "Tease? I'm never a tease.." Index finger tenses, flexes against the trigger. She could shoot him, it wouldn't be the first time she shot a husband but they were in JFK and as far as she knew, he was human. It would kill him. "So.. what is the job and why am I here?"
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 *taps the male on the shoulder* Well that was easy.
*gun barrel rests against his kidney* So what was this you were saying about taking me to Church?
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 Brightwolf
Most men seem to say that, too. 😂😂😂
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 Brightwolf
We shall see.. all men seem to say that.

*might actually be in another city*
Livia Vlcek 10/16/19 Brightwolf
Is that the south terminal? I am north.. I will just hail a cab and meet you in the city. Somewhere. We'll see if your hunting skills are as good as your dossier states.
Livia Vlcek 10/15/19 Brightwolf
I am waiting. Where are you?
Livia Vlcek 10/12/19

I am at the airport. I'll be waiting outside. You can figure out which terminal.
Livia Vlcek 10/11/19
Livia Vlcek 10/06/19 Don't make me bring you here.

Livia audibly scoffed at his words. This male obviously had no clue about the crazy he was dealing with and how, if told what to do, she would do the exact opposite. Something about being a brat.. at least that is what someone used to call her.

"Levi .. drahoušku .. Musím se zastavit, než přijedu do New Yorku. Zavolám, jakmile přistanu." She's smiling and it's apparent in her voice; Livia may never land in New York. Especially if he is a complete stranger and knows she speaks Czech. "Víš o mně hodně, že ne.. brzy se uvidíme. Maybe too much for a complete stranger."

She'd not let him answer, instead she thumbed the screen to end the call. It was time to do some research of her own. And quickly.
Livia Vlcek 10/05/19 Levi? She recalled no such name and well, Livia had a pretty good memory. He must have ruffied her. It was the only explanation. "Eight? I'm in Sydney yo.. I can't even do the time change and sh*t."

What time would it be in Sydney if it was 8pm in New York. It was what, fifteen hours difference in time? Sounded about right. Plus the length of the flight. The Slayer quietly did the math and decided it was just too difficult. "How about if I just call you when I arrive in New York? So you're not waiting at the airport for twenty plus hours?"
Livia Vlcek 10/04/19 She pulls the phone from her shoulder to stare at it. Married? Mexico? Moving in? The three M's she never combined. "You are serious? I said I was moving in? Where am I moving into?" Wait.. he just said the owners just decided to move out. "I need a name, yours preferably, and a location."

Awesome Livi, you married a complete stranger.
Livia Vlcek 10/04/19 Where am I going? I'll need an address. *tucks phone between her cheek and shoulder* Annnnd.. what is your name? Is this all for a job? *deadpans* Did Valentin set this all up?
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Livia Vlcek 10/02/19 *furrows brow* What is pocket pool?
Livia Vlcek 10/02/19 Is he looking for pocket change? *blinks*
Livia Vlcek 10/02/19 *squeals* THEY'RE SO CUUUUUUUTE!
Livia Vlcek 10/02/19 *answers phone*
*blinks as she listens to the voice on the other end* Bad prank caller! Bad prank caller!
*contemplates her next words* Two pigs rolling in the mud?
Livia Vlcek 09/25/19 *feels violated*
*kinda liked it*
*wonders if it's Tuesday*
Cadence LeBlanc 09/17/19 You witnessed The Preacher attack Cadence LeBlanc!

The Preacher just failed at stealing money from you!

You could have just said 'hello'!
Merida Campbell 09/11/19 Merida would tilt her head slightly to the side as a soft smile formed upon her lips "My pleasure."
Imashe Korbinchenko 09/06/19 welcome to the Realm Male
Merida Campbell 09/04/19 "Welcome to this wonderful World!"
Shadwyn Drake 09/03/19 Welcome.
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